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>>7825550
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temperance_Empowerment
pretty cool but i don't have selfcontrol.

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>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Light_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I guess I'm a red mage, or luminous from a jewish korean game

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Answer_Manipulation

We're all fucked.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sand_Manipulation
fuck im nowhere near sand

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Periodic_Table_Powers

erotic alchemy here i come

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Video_Game_Constructs

I mean, that's pretty cool I guess

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>>7826602
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>>7825550
Do any of you know where the kanto basin is?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Intelligence_Reduction

...Fucking boring but very exploitable.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Path_to_Victory

Probably go gambling and make some money, then run for president.

>>7826872
heyy that's pretty good

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fifth_Dimensional_Lordship
Ha!
>No rerolls unless you get something broken like Omnipotence
Ah...
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
Um...

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Telepathic_Mimicry
There we go.
I guess I'd open up a school and become some sort of educator for the empowered so that they can live alongside mundanes without worries.
I won't try to stop crimes or anything, just create a school and dormitory for powered dudes.
And the contract they sign states that I can hijack my client's powers at any time.

Fuck your rules.

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>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Undead_Manipulation

I resurrect this thread

>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inertia_Manipulation
I fuck with the world's inertia, shattering it

>>7825550
Rolorino

>>7831003
And my ability is to create illusions that fucking evolve.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Evolving_Illusions?useskin=oasis

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pride_Embodiment

Uhm... Sure. Sounds wild.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oil_Breath

Huh...
I guess I'll go find oilbearer then.

>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Air_Attacks
Oh shit, that's nice
I'll probably use it to get places faster, to fly, and probably impress my friends or some shit.

Basically useless things, unless I could somehow control the weather with it.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Blade_ConstructI'll take it

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>>7825550
>Literally roll Nigh-Omnipotence
wew lad

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Summoning
holy shit welp time to assemble the harem

>>7825550
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Domain_Destruction
Well that's not too strong right? Let's go again.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chess_Mimicry
A bit out there, but this has crazy flexibility!

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>>7825550
>Godly Incarnation

I'm God now. You can't tell me what to reroll.

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>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Thundercloud_Generation?useskin=oasis
Bring G.I JOE to their knees.

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>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Adaptation

>Users with this power can adapt to virtually anything that the user may face by their will-based command over their body to adapt. This power is also reactive in nature since the user is not subjugated to any limits to their adaptation, whether or not the condition of the setting requires the user to gain specific abilities that are affiliated with the need to survive.

So basically, i'm just gonna keep adapting to whatever comes my way
Neat

Become the master thief.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Swarming

>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dormant_Form

Whoa, sleeping powers...
This sucks. As a NEET I already have that power.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Miracle_Embodiment

Welp, shit.

>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Anti-Psychic_Presence
Best non-OP utility power I could get.
Really hate when someone messes with minds/telekineticly instakills.

>>7825550
I like this thread OP

>gluttony manipulation

Well.. this is /trash/ after all I guess

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Magic_Breath

Yusss this power is literally not suck!

The only way to stop me is to put muzzle on my face. But if I can do anything with my breath I can use rust hurricane to fuck shit up

>>7826848
Your power is pretty much bimbofication fetishist wet dream.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Reality

Fuck you I ain't rerolling this shit.

I'd custom-tailor sections of my reality and timeshare it out to you guys, but money isn't worth anything to me anymore.

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>>7841270
>you will never have your own reality
>you will never share/visit others realities of beings with the same power

OP here, finally rolled for myself aaand:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Musical_Spell_Casting
Fuck, I'm a bard.

>>7825550
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Inflammation
Not much practical use for turning people into Freddy Kruger lookalikes. I guess I can use it to keep my food warm and de-ice locks during the winter.

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>>7839152
There is absolutely no way that could backfire.

>>7825550
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Barbarianism

not really a superpower, but okay

>>7825550

>music magic

Awesome, becoming a siren would be pretty fucking sweet.

>>7842222
>will-based command
Well, atleast he can kill himself

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Higher-Dimensional_Manipulation

I get the feeling this superpower bullshit is getting so out of hand as to be completely meaningless. I can't even tell if this is a cool power or not. It means nothing to me.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unsupported_Motion

EV'RYONE LOVES TO JIGGLE

COMMENCE THE JIGGLING HUH

>>7826872
>I woke up one morning and felt different
>I've realized I now have the power to see all the exact steps I need in order to assure my victory in any task
>I could formulate a plan to end ISIS
>I can see how to get a mars colony functional within 20 years
>I can see how to get myself into the position to create real life furries bred only to breed
>I can...
>I can...
>...
>Jesus, I mean, it really seems like a lot of effort if you think about it.
>...
>Like. A lot of effort.
>I mean, I could theoretically complete any task but..
>...
>Wait. 573 steps just to get a decent fucking job?
>Nope. Fuck it. Don't care any more.
>Whatever unreasonably philanthropic supernatural being who gave me this power that makes me practically akin to a god can go fuck right off and die in a hole in the middle of Syria, because there's no way in hell I'm fucking with that shit.

And then anon went back to furiously masturbating to his degenerate porn until he died.
The end.

>>7842317
Wew, nice