>>7807257 >>7807257 ERP Thread For the Butts

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POST

CARDS

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I'm the sexiest.

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We require ample lolis

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I miss Ephelt

>>7810451
Fuck off Miyafuji

Who's here to play?

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>>7810424
Is that what happens when I leave you alone for too long, Mecha? You devolve into stale memeing?

PS. You are, though.

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>>7810451

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>>7810464
I'm here to lurk. Drive is fucked.

>>7810500
>when you're an ava but you get horny enough to play like a few times a week at best

>>7810464
Lost my mojo. Lurk Only.

>>7810500
Oh hey
Long time no see
How are you doing?

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>>7810423
(Gonna add someone soon, she'll be a surprise)

>>7810503
Nothing wrong with that.

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>>7810464
(If you wanna fuck a tired one and willing to accept some mistakes, then sure.)

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>>7810487
You're too kind, I've always been a stale meme to most save a select few.

Thanks though, and good to see ya.

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>>7810505
Okay I guess. I'm surprised people even know me.

>>7810507
Susie, what's your #1 favorite way to die?

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>>7810423

>>7810516
A lot of people never forget I suppose
Nice to see you back even if it is late for me

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>>7810522
It's late for a lot of folks, I'm just lurking. There's a reason why I got ran out of here.

>>7810521
You're cute
(1/50)

>>7810524
Aww you should come back

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>>7810518
Burning, though they are good.

>>7810530
Why burning?

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>>7810513
Oh, I wouldn't say that. I'd say you're more like a comfy old meme, the kind that you slip on at night before going to bed.

And it's good to see you too!

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>>7810529
I guess. I mean the discord put me on blast for memeing and I never talked in there. Ever.

What could POSSIBLY go wrong?

>>7810521
>Cosplay extraordinaire
I wanna dress up Sign Ne-
>Sadist
B-be dressed up by sign Neo?

>>7810524
Fuck, those are some suckable nips.

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>>7810539
I have a problem.

>>7810542
Stop giving a fuck and just do whatever you feel like doing as long you dont directly fuck with other people
Fuck i am tires

>>7810546
I don't see why it's a problem. Burning is a classic choice, so much history there, burning at the stake, self immolation, fiery car crashes..

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>>7810556
Oh no no, those aren't problems, I just mean I burn stuff too much.

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>>7810554
>as long you dont directly fuck with other people
Should be easy. I don't do shit anyway, kek.

>>7810566
Good
Now post with us

>>7810564
Why do you think it's too much? Maybe other people don't burn things enough.

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>>7810540
That's the bestest way someone could refer to me I think, you've got a way with words Sponts. Hope you been doing well.

>>7810564
Why don't you have a nose? Don't people usually have noses?

Ey b0ss
Gimme da pussi pla

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>>7810573
Aww, thanks Mecha. I've been rather busy, but otherwise well. And yourself?

>>7810599
tiddy

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>>7810569
Fiiiiine.

>>7810603
>Comes up behind Asuka and nuzzles the back of her neck.

>>7810602
>>7810599
>afro and shades
Funky tiddy

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>>7810599
Same ol' routine of work and rest, but I've managed to have a bit more relaxing time here and there of late, so it hasn't been too bad.

If it wasn't so late and I wasn't so tired I'd give that cat belly a much needed rub, but take one in spirit.

>>7810611
Go to bed you gay cuck

>>7810611
sleep tight oyaji
>Kissus

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>>7810414
Butts in the op

>>7810617
Shush anon, can't you see ie's trying to mount the rabbidick

>>7810626
But thats gay af

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>>7810602
>>7810608
Jugs!

>>7810611
Is that so? Well, more relaxing time is always good, at least.

And that's perfectly fine, it's the intention that counts, right?

Sleep well now, Mecha~

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>>7810607
>Stands around and blushes from the nuzzling
Geez you must have missed me that bad.

>>7810631
Knockers!

>>7810622
Now that's a picture I can get behind.

>>7810637
>His arms wrap around her, crossing over her belly so his palms can rest on her hips. He pushes her hair to the side with his nose, and then kisses the nape of Asuka's neck lightly.
Well, I've been waiting for you. That much is true.

>>7810622
Assjobs a good.

>>7810631
A -fluffy ears and long head of hair- you wanna dive into

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Can I erp as this dude?

>>7810670
Yes

>>7810670
no pls don't taint the unirkable merc

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>>7810653
I've been gone for literal months, that's dedication.
>She accepts the softplay, returning some of the favor.

>>7810677
>not tainting Vino

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>>7810642
Melons!

>>7810660
In the words of Mecha:
I'm the fluffiest.

>>7810677
When wasn't he tainted?

>>7810708
Aww, melons.

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>>7810645
I see what you did there.

>>7810655
I fully agree.

>>7810736
We need more assjobs with spats.

>>7810736
t-thicc

>>7810736
My terrible sense of humor is rearing its ugly head again. Still lovin the pictures though.
Were you the same one trying to figure out an character to do buttjobs with before?

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>>7810571
>she sighs and takes out a book called "sacrifices with the use of semen and sexual positions"
Yes but the problem is that I can't keep the fire going, but if you really want to help, there's a spell here that can keep the fire going for forever*

>>7810589
Yes people do, unless you live near radiation waste.

(My connection's such a dick, I wish it could fuck me some more)

>>7810708
Nelko is almost too big and fluffy to be called a cat

>>7810759
Damn. You don't have a nose because of radioactive waste? That's fucked I'm. I'm so sorry.

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>>7810780
At least I can float a little now.

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>>7810739
I say more assjobs in general, but with spats is surely nice.

>>7810746
Best for hotdogging

>>7810751
Can't say that was me, though that pretty much is what I'm doing now. Just looking for someone to keep in mind for the future.

>>7810789
Oh, that's pretty cool.

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>>7810815
Yes, sometimes I put a blanket on me and pretend I'm a ghost.

>>7810803
A good plan. If it wasn't sorta early here and I wasn't so bad at thinking on the fly, I'd help out.
Got anyone in mind so far?

>>7810822
And when you die and become a ghost for real, you'll already be good at ghosting.

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>>7810423

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>>7810831
I tried dying, tends to not go well, always still alive at the end.

>>7810842
That's quitter talk. Don't let your deaths be dreams.

>>7810692
(not the same)
I never knew you were gone, glad you are back.

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>>7810850
Oui, whatever.
>she floats away

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>>7810861
Obscurity is the best amirite?

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>>7810828
Well, even though she only has a couple buttjob pics, I thought it would be a fun thing to throw in if I ever got to play Rinko.

>>7810872
I ain't been around long
>wraps an arm around the asuka
Glad I am now.

>>7810877
Rinko's not a bad choice at all. Can't go wrong with an ass in jeans.

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if dubs mods ban Kenny

>>7810924
KYS

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>>7810940
forgot pic

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>>7810883
I guess. Wasn't expecting a warm welcome.

>>7810959
>cups her chest
Don't see why not,

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>>7810971
>her petite breasts feel soft
Cancer I guess.

>>7810978
I ain't seen none of that shit yet so ain't letting it bother me
>feels around her chest over her dress, running fingers around looking for her nubs poking out.

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>>7810891
That's what I thought too. Just need a character with the right attitude and the right outfit. Something either skintight, or something that doesn't cover much. Oh, and having a big butt can help too.

>>7811000
But Asuka a best.

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>>7811000
I dunno about the personality since I never watched her movie, but your pic reminded me of this gal, Angela Balzac

>>7811000
Can't think of too many fitting personalities, but there are a few chicks wearing bodysuits that have some great asses. You could try them.

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>>7811014
There's lots of Asuka's.

>>7811026
Oh, yeah, I recognize her. Apparently, her ass was so popular, she got an official butt mouse pad of it. I'll look into her.

>>7811032
Yeah, I felt like that would be the best kind of character to look for.

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>>7810995
Yet. Shitposting kid hours is among us.
>Her nubs are easy to find as they're hardened and poking out easily. She blushes and frowns because Asuka.

>>7811109
Don't seem to be bothering you now.
>with her nubs poking out, runs his fingers over them, flicking them from over her dress

>>7811109
Dead hours has been relly dead lately. Even shitposter barely come here compared to last year.

>>7811097
You can't go wrong with them. I'm gonna toss out two of my favorites; CC and Jack-O, then head out.
Good luck with the search, hope I can catch around for some of that buttjob action one day.

>>7811097
You better follow through, we need more buttjobs.

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>>7811139
>We need more buttjobs
Ya damn right.

>>7811153
We also need more facesitting.

WAKE UP LURKERS!

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>>7811131
Figures.

>>7811120
That's what you think, but everything bothers me forever.
>She inhales and exhales from her nips being flicked liked that.

>>7811209
I used to do a lot of that with Symmetra. People didn't like it.

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>>7811213
(I'm awake. I just don't have time for a session.)

>>7811209
Facesitting?
>A blonde FemAnon, with a shock of electric blue streaked through her shoulder-length, layered hair looks up at Anon from her phone. She purses her thick lips, crosses her arms -- under a rather small chest, just mere half-handfuls poking out against a tight shirt -- and then wiggles her hips. Whatever she wasn't stacked with up-top, she made for at the bottom, with thick cheeks, wide hips, and all exposed by a pair of leggings strapped over her skin. Lewdest of all, it tugs up into her mound, cleaving a cute cameltoe between her voluptuous thighs.

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>>7811097
>Apparently, her ass was so popular, she got an official butt mouse pad of it.
Damn, I didn't know people liked it that much

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>>7811153
>>7811209
>Buttjobs
>Facesitting
(I'll get around to indulging you perverts eventually.)

>>7811244
I-I'll pass this onto another guy, I'm kinda busy right now.

>>7811278
Post some more butt

>>7811278
you better, you tease

>>7811225
That's gotta suck, just enjoy yourself the best you can
>As her chest heaves from her excitement, he brings his hands up her chest to her shoulders and wraps his fingers around her dress at the shoulders,pulling down to allow the top of her dress to fall

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>>7811138
Those two are cuties, definitely. Thanks for the suggestions, and you have a good one as well.

>>7811139
I'll do what I can!

>>7811261
Yup. Was part of a special line of pads, all made in limited quantity. Costing over 200 big ones, each one was hand crafted to be large in scale, with quality silicone in the cheeks to emulate a realistic jiggle. Quality stuff. It was made by and for fans of the booty.

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>tfw too busy to ERP
(I hate today)

>>7811244
What else you do besides face sitting?

>>7811399
Who are you mysterious shadow from beyond the window?

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>>7811285
(Just a little)

>>7811286
(I guess that's what I do best, ahaha...
...Oops)

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>>7811404

>>7811402
Depends.
>She puts her phone down for a second, and reaches into her bag, right next to her. Pulling out a hand mirror and lipstick, she begins to apply the stuff liberally to her lips. Just like the streak in her hair, it's electric blue, and looking into her eyes shows that her pupils are the same color. No indicator if they're contacts or just how she is.
Just make a request, I guess. I could say yes or no, and what do you have to lose?
>The FemAnon gives him a little wink, before popping her lips together, and putting away the mirror and lipstick. She picks her phone back up after, tapping away.
Try not to ask me for anything too far out there...some of the stuff you people come up with scares the fuck out of me.

>>7811435
>The anon was looking at her putting some make up for herself, his eyes went to her plump lips and he couldn't help to lick his for a brief second before nodding and blushing for a bit in response at her wink.
Well...it might be lewd but how about you leave some lipstick marks on my cock with those lips of yours... Would you be okay with it?

>>7811453
>The FemAnon can't hold her smirk back, and finishes up whatever she was doing on her phone. Said phone goes right into her bag, and she zips it up before climbing up onto her knees. An observant anon might notice that her pale cheeks are flushing a little, and that, underneath her shirt, a couple of stiff points are now poking through. She runs her tongue between her lips, a grin spreading them open as she motions him over.
You want me to paint your dick blue? Get on over here! Let's see what you're packing before I give you the team colors.

>>7811467
>He nodded as she got on her knees in front of him, he took a step forward and moves his hands to work with his bottom clothes. Pulling his pants down a little, enough for his cock to spring out in front of the FemAnon's face. It was thick and throbbing, it seems he might be looking forward to this.
Well here you go...show me what you can do

>>7811435
>low "give him the business" chants

>>7811498
Wow! So that's what they look like!?
>The FemAnon stares at his dick for a moment, getting onto her hands and knees to peer closer at his throbbing surface. Her breath rushes over it as she lets out a little gasp, and even more when she giggles. Tilting her head back, she gives him a little lick just under the glans, and then closes her eyes with a soft moan.
Mmm. I'm just kidding.
>Her eyes open back up, wide, as she stares up into his.
I know just what to do with this.
>Tilting her head to one side, she nuzzles between the base of his meat and his sack, planting a single kiss at the root. More kisses ring around his sack, until it's peppered with the outline of her lips as it tenses up. Satisfied, she slurps up to his tip, and gives it a little kiss.
So...are we gonna play full-service, or self-serve?

>>7811501
>In an alternate timeline, the FemAnon pouts as she taps on her phone.
Ooh, spooky. What is this, Hot Fuzz?

http://poal.me/1ifgt9
http://poal.me/3ozeaf
http://poal.me/gk1qcq
https://strawpoll.com/sdw1baa
https://strawpoll.com/bwesgwf

>>7811517
>A single gasp came out from his lips as he felt her tongue licking his underside before he bites his lip when she kiss after kiss around his sack and root of his shaft, the gentle kisses makes the cock twitch a little bit. He looks downwards and gulps at her question before nodding.
I think....full service sounds better~.

>>7811541
Guess I brought elastics for no reason, huh? Oh well...this fat cock might just ruin my throat if you fucked it right, anyway.
>Another wink, and she spreads her lips wide open. Big mouth for the big-hipped girl, her pink tongue wiggles around his slit, teasing it before she gulps down around his head. The FemAnon lets out a little moan as she wraps her lips around the crest, sucking firmly. Her eyes never leave his, not even as she begins to descend his thick dick. She gives his shaft and head a squeeze with her cheeks before, eventually, his tip strikes the back of her throat. Even if she comes off as a mistress of fellatio, she still has a gag reflex, which pushes the back wall against his head before she relaxes, and swallows him down whole. Her eyelids flutter before she starts to pull back, a full-bodied, feminine groan rolling around his thickness before she pops off.
Fuck...I FELT that.
>She giggles, then bites at the corner of her lip.
I bet you did too...and look at your dick!
>Her fingertips come up, tracing the streak of lipstick that, at his ridge and down at his base, present as thick bands. Everything between is coated in a faint electric blue, through which his bulging flesh shows.
Te~echnically, I could just say I did my job. But, look at you, poor boy. You wanna cum, don't you?

>>7811586
>Pokes

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>>7811586

>>7811597
>run away

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>>7811586

>>7811606
Loss of what?

>>7811602
What is making the cutest shrine maiden so sad?

>>7811585
>The anon was always looking down at the blonde playing with his cock. Her tongue brushing against his glans before she pops the head into her mouth, the moan sends a nice vibration across his flesh before she begins to take him into her mouth and looking into his eyes while at it. It seems she knows how to suck cock for sure. He released a groan at the moment she pulled back, leaving his cock wet with her saliva,some of his precum and marks of her lipstick across him. A drop of sweat runs down his cheek before he nodded slowly and pleaded for her.
P-please? W-we should work until the end, it would be a shame if you leave without tasting some cum right?

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>>7811621
O-oh uh... No reason really.
(This is the only eye pic that I've got to be honest.)

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>your waifu is in the catalog
>it's the OP post of a messing/NTR thread

>>7811628
>implying these threads aren't also NTR threads

>>7811627
Oh, alright then. Morning.
>Pats head

>>7811637
ERP has no real idea what NTR actually means.

>>7811649
But we get cucked a lot.

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>>7811644
Good morning Anon. I hope you slept well.
>He smiles softly as he's patted

>>7811661
No we don't.

>>7811661
Not everyone is Jiro and or Lupin believe it or not.

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>>7811294
(Sorry for the delay)
I'll try, but I' expecting the worst.
>Her dress drops softly to the ground as she crosses her legs a bit and half-heartedly covers herself.

Reverse NTR isn't real either.

>>7811661
>tfw you won your waifu
Feelsgoodman

>>7811679
Are you sure?
ARE YOU REALLY SURE?
Maybe we are all Lupin.

>>7811626
Oh, but cum is so gooey, and salty, and thick, and...
>She trails off, finding that she's grown a little more flushed, and has started to pant as she lists off all those "undesirable" traits.
Oh well, you have a point. But! I get to choose how and where you cum, okay?
>The Femanon reaches down, grasping the hem of her shirt, and lifts it away from her. The perky little mosquito bites, counting as her tits, bounce just once before her dusty pink nipples stretch into the air. She shivers a little, and then reaches up, bringing her fingernails up to his sack. What happens next can't be called scratching, but she grazes the stiff edges along his balls. Her head tilts back, and she lets her tongue out, swirling around the underside of his cockhead. If it bounces up, she chases it with the tip of her tongue, and if it slumps down, she accepts it with a warm half-embrace. Drool smears over her lips, and carries faint, blue streams down her chin as she teases him.

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>>7811682
Next you'll say Reverse Rape isn't real.

>>7811687
>Salute the Alpha Anon.

>>7811691
Anon, I'm fucking positive. Trust me; if I was Lupin I would've killed myself long ago.

>>7811701
It isn't, because that would imply that only girls get raped.

>>7811668
Could've been worse, could've been better, especially if I had such a cutie sleeping at my side.
>He ruffles his hair
And you?

>>7811692
>starting two sentences off with the same word
Kys.

>>7811702
Danke. It's really comfy lads, recommend that you give it your all for the one

>>7811680
Fuck that shit.
>he pulls her dress out from beneath her and moves it to the side, undoing his fly and dropping his pants, kicking them to the side too, his boxers hiding a massive bulge. resting his hands on her waist he slowly slides them up her sides on her bare skin

>>7811718
Too late for me Anon. I'm going Steve Carell here.

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>>7811710
>His cheeks blushes lightly
You're so flattering anon. P-perhaps I should rest by your side next time then.

>>7811705
If only Anon.

>>7811708
Well yeah, obviously.
People only say reverse NTR/rape because both of those fetishes are mostly seen as male-focused, and they want to see the female-focused variant.

It's like saying MTF Genderswap or FTM Genderswap.

>>7811692
(Sorry for someone in my place killed my mood. You are a great writer and know what you are doing. Hope I can find you again so I can repay you for this.)

>>7811749
(No prob. Maybe I'll do this again, maybe I'll do it with an ava, who knows. Glad you had fun though.)

>>7811727
Nah senpai, I've had plenty of quarrels with the waifu, but ya only need patience and understanding to smooth over them, and you're all the better for it

>>7811731
That sounds lovely.
>He plants a kiss on top of his headful of silky black hair
Have a nice day, cutie.

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>>7811722
It's whatever I suppose. Fuck em.
>She gets goosebumps from the bulge rubbing against her legs and the touching of her skin. She still maintains a slightly tsun expression despite not fighting any advances.

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>>7811687
Congrats Mecha

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>You'll never win over your waifu's heart because she's not interested in a relationship

>>7811781
That's the way
>he leans in to her chest moving her hands while she maintains her tsunspression. With her boobs exposed he slowly kisses around them, moving in to flick her stiff nipples with his tongue. A free hand slides down her side to her waist where it wraps around her panties elastic before slowly pulling upward.

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>>7811775
>He giggles a bit, enjoying the kiss planted onto his head
You too anon!

>>7811789
I would do these sisters.

>>7811803
Who is waifu, anon

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>>7811789
>Consistent Matoi and Satsuki avas
>N E V E R

>>7811846
Stockingu

>>7811848
I'm okay with the current Satsuki player.

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Daily Reminder.
Having a waifu will ruin your laifu.

>>7811854
I had a feeling, actually

>>7811866
I said consistent because she rarely ever fucking pops up.

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>>7811880
>implying my laifu wasn't already ruined

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>>7811883
Why's that anon?

>>7811884
She is too good for ERP.

>>7811789
I remember that someone was telling me to play Satsuki but I know my ERP is bad so I never picked her up

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>>7811815
Mmm... gonna pull them off?
>She allows his advances some more, her nipples staying hard for his tongue flick. She crosses her legs a little more as if she's indicating moistness down there.

>>7811880
>tfw waifus ruined the laifus of Lupin, Jiro, Innocent Boy, and Paul

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>>7811880
I agree. Let me help you with my sword.

>>7811913
>He keeps it pulled up to her crotch a little more before suddenly jerking down on then, slipping them around her crossed legs to her feet
Hell yeah, that's better don't you think?
>With her ass exposed, he brings a hand around to her butt to give it a light spank, letting the sound of the smack go

>>7811970
Ok?

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>>7812017

>>7811884
Now that you mention it, haven't seen her around often, even as her other avas.

>>7812085
>tfw I don't have a waifu and I never had. I just want to BE the waifu but whenever someone wants to have me as a waifu they turn into creeps who insult me whenever I ERP

>>7812103
This is really sad, I'm sorry Anon.

>>7812103
I'm sure you'll find someone here who won't do that

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>>7812003
...Yes. I was waiting for you to do that.
>Her petite butt feels soft to the touch, meanwhile she attempts to reach her hand down his boxers to get a feel for his erection.

>>7812150
Good things come don't they, I like to savor things, and there is lots to savor here.
>At the end of a pat he gives her soft ass a little squeeze, when her hand gets into his boxers, it is hot from being near her sweet naked body, feeling stiff, hot and large in her hands. His hips shift a little as he feels her soft hands around his dick

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(How does anyone feel about crazy stupid cyclopes?

>>7812196
(horny)

>>7812103
Who dis?

>>7812196
I don't know but I sure do know how I feel about such a spooky butt

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>>7812215
(Neat, I'll bring her tomorrow)
(Now where can I get a cock to get inside me...)

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>>7812232
Spooked?

>>7812239
(Sadly I've to leave in about 10 minutes ... and believe me I want to fuck that butt like there is no tomorrow)

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>>7812251
(Well I'll still be here, so don't worry, you'll fuck me hard someday)

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>>7812173
I agree, though I guess I'm more proactive. Geez, you're quite large.
>She lightly jerks his cock in his boxers while her ass gets a nice squeeze, causing her to lean inward to him.

Lurkers?

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It's rather quiet around here today.

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>>7812377
Good, it makes it easier to spook someone.

>>7812377
MY BOI
THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR

>>7812382
Who's this semen demon?

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>>7812402
I am not a semen demon, I'm a spooky ghost!
(Kogasa)

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>>7812382
Yes. Red with blue is rather terrifying.

>>7812394
It works that way with Naegi-kun only. For everyone else, I wear the skirt.

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>>7812419
That and my spooky butt!
>she teasly sways her butt around
It's the spookiest part of me!

>>7812436
More like cutest

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>>7812436
Why do you say that?
>Kirigiri stares, not even giving a shrug as she glances up from the ghost's butt.
Are you on a New Years' Resolution to lose weight?

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Who /waitingforBerserktounlockonSteam/ here

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>>7812452
Spookiest!

>>7812453
No? Why do you ask?

>>7812338
Nothing wrong with bein hungry, makes it taste better.
>as she tugs at it, it grows firmer in her grasp
Fuck, feels good to have someone hungry for it too..
>with her feeling around and playing more, he drops his boners, letting them both be as naked as each other, as she leans in he moves in to give her a kiss, sucking on her lower lip a little as they heat up together

>>7812462
I'm /waiting for UMvC3 to be released on steam/ here

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>>7812469
Because, if I had resolved to lose weight, and had a butt like yours, I'd be pretty spooked at my lack of progress.
>It's either a joke, or she's dead serious. Kirigiri's expression changes only to allow her mouth to make the right sounds.

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>>7812481
I only had money for one game this season so I chose Berserk

I am garbage at fighting games anyway

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>>7812487
...
>she looks like she didn't get what the lady was telling her, wondering how a butt can lose weight
I don't get it.

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>>7812481
Sane. Shit's gonna be fucking cash money

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>>7812512
That's alright. It was small-talk anyway.
>Kirigiri crosses her arms, and looks off somewhere else.
As an aside, usually we call such backsides "attractive". I'm not sure where you come from, but there's nothing spooky about it.

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>>7812531
Sure there is! I even make people spit spooky goo with their spooky sticks.

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>>7812196
>Bimbo cyclopes
I'm okay with this.

>>7812564
Look who's talking
>Spanks

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>>7812541
>Kirigiri turns to face her again, still straight-faced.
These...spooky sticks are attached to their groins, aren't they?

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>>7812564
(Tomorrow, or tonight!)

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>>7812581
>she ponders for a bit, then smiles
Yes!

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>>7812570
WOW
Mean AND rude.

>>7812583
She's a cutie!

>missed femanon face sitting
Literally murder me where I stand

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>>7812593
...I believe you need a lesson in, as they say, "the birds and the bees".

>>7812596
Well, you're a bimbo and you got a one-eyed monster of your own, isn't that right?

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>>7812596
(Yep!)

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>>7812607
But I'm a spooky ghost, not an animal tender.

>>7812600
>The blonde FemAnon wipes at her mouth, removing the last of the stray streaks of lipstick from around it.
Wait, you're talking about what I was putting out, right?

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How does it feel to be dying, ERP cucks?

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>>7812600
Okay!

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>>7812629
shit wrong picture

>>7812629
>we're dying
Huh?

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>>7812600
>teleports behind u

pshh... nada íntimo... chico....

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>>7812626
...never mind. Carry on, your spookiness.

>>7812628
Yes I beleive I was. See I happen to have a thing for fat asses, especially when they chose to use me as seats. There are other sorts of things I like about them of course, such as grinding my dick between them or just generally worshipping them.

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>>7812471
>Her stroking gets slightly more intense as she takes the kiss, slipping in some tongue as he bites her lip. She leans against him, staring into his eyes with hunger.

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>>7812655
I can't, I need someone to spook, oh well! I'll find someone to spook!
Bye!

>>7812666
Coolio. This floor's getting pretty uncomfy anyway.
>She stands up, tugging a little on her leggings which, in the middle, look a little damper than they should be. Probably not the first thing the anon would notice, as she remains topless, with dried spit still marring her chest.
Oh first, can you grab me a piece of gum from my bag?
>Tapping away on her phone with one hand, she holds her hand to her mouth, and blows, sniffing. The FemAnon smirks up at him.
Then again, you're not going to be kissing me or anything, so it's fine if my breath smells like cum still, right?

>>7812679
Cute butt.

>>7812707
>He does as she asks, moving over to her bag and rooting through it for a few seconds before finding the gum she mentioned. He walks back over and hands it to her before swiftly laying himself down on his back, face up. For the time being he thinks it best to keep his pants on.
Just so i know, are you going to be keeping those things on before we do this?

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>Click. Bzzzzzzzz....
>A certain blonde robot has awakened once more.

>>7812756
hi! do you want a hug?

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>>7812738
Spooooooooky! Not cute!

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>>7812767
A hug? Hmm.. sure, that's fine with me!
>She extends her arms out.

>>7812669
>When her tongue meets his he brings a hand to her crotch, cupping it and moves his fingers around, getting them wet and feelings around till the sound of slishing meets their ears, he gently presses his chest against hers, letting her stiff nubs feel and press into his chest

>>7812755
>It's pretty easy for her, after she grabs the stick, to undo it while on her phone. She displays a preternatural dexterity between her fingers and tongue. Balling up the foil, she tosses it back down to her bag, and then bites her lip.
Hm, I wasn't thinking either way about my leggings.
>Briefly, the FemAnon meets his eye, and then smirks.
What, do you want to try to get me off while I'm taking a seat? Pretty naughty piece of furniture.

>>7812756
Attention robot: Engage super slut sub-routines

>>7812796
>His face flushes a bit, less from embarrassment and more from blatant arousal from the various images of her fat pale ass grinding against his face, and other parts as well. His pants start to visiblly tent a little even without her on him yet.
Well like I said, asses like yours just sort of drive me wild. Taking them off would be more for my enjoyment honestly but I will certainly do what I can with my tongue. Maybe you could return the favor if I start to get a little antsy below the belt?

>>7812786
>the feminine anon extends his arms and embraces Pivot warmly, giving her a big friendly hug.
here you go! i hope i'm not imposing too much.

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>>7812825
>Pivot glares, completely unamused.
I don't have those. And even if I did, I'd ignore that 'command'.
>>7812830
>She returns the hug, lightly patting the anon on the back
Nope, not a problem. I don't actually get many hugs, so once in a while is fine.

>>7812827
Uh-huh...you sure talk about it a lot. Look, if you want them off, take them off.
>The FemAnon turns away from him, casting a quick glance over her shoulder while she plays around on her phone. She gives a sway one way, and then a sway the other way, making her plump cheeks bounce a little against each other. Her leggings just accentuate the motion, for now.
That's all you need to do.

>>7812768
For me me its pretty cute and not spooky at all.

>>7812830
>feminine anon
Urge to bully into girls clothes

>>7812860
good! sometimes i feel like i'm forcing it upon people and sometimes people aren't very happy to see me...
>he gives her a squeeze as he hugs her a little longer before letting go.
don't get many hugs? i'd be glad to fix that!
>he happily exclaims with a smile.

>>7812870
>With a mix of arousal filled eagerness and slight hesitation the anon gets back up on his knees and slowly scoots over to her. The process takes quite a bit longer than it probably needs to. He spends a few moments simply staring at that wide jiggiling butt, before slowly reaching forward and letting his hands sink in. He gropes and kneads her ass, shaking his hands from side to side to watch it shake even more, cock now rock hard inside his pants. Finally he hooks his fingers under her waistline and inch by inch pulls them down, revealing her heavenly plump ass to the open air. It's only by an incredible display of will that he is able to shove his face forward then and there.

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>>7812891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K4eScf6TMaM

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>>7812893
Oh. Hmm. Well, in any case, waking up to a hug isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to me.
>She stands and goes to get dressed, talking as she does so.
One's good for now, but in the future I'm cool with more hugs.

>>7812920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ChXcJmXjBw

>>7812891
b-bully..? l-let's not get hasty now!

>>7812920
don't encourage him!

>>7812941
okay! i'm glad i could be of help. let me know if you ever need another!

>>7812756
>immediately switches Pivot off again, because they like the sound of tech stuff whirring to life

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>>7812949
>Hatsune Miku games on Steam never

Suffering

>>7812969
Oh, it's not so bad. If you can pull it off, wear it! You own it! Own your girlishness and make everybody uncomfortable!

>>7812918
There. That wasn't so hard, was it?
>The FemAnon giggles to herself as the anon behind her stares, enraptured by her pale globes. Big, plump, juicy, and with nary a hint of any sort of deformity. It was almost as if her bottom was designed to be played with. She reaches behind her with a single hand, pressing her finger against the center of his forehead.
Lie back down now, okay? All this standing is getting a little old.
>Still tapping away on her phone, she bounces on the balls of her feet, giving a little work to her hips in front of his face. Her ass claps together for him, waves rolling along the smooth surface, with little hints of a soft, pink pucker winking out at him in between.

>>7812975
>because they like the sound of tech stuff whirring to life
It really is pretty satisfying, isn't it?

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"Hold on to your tentacles... It's ERPoplis Evening News time!"

"Let's unveil the current regular fetishes!"

"All right!"

BREAST WORSHIP

"I guess we can't take part in this one."

"Some people are into the the smaller kinds."

CORRUPTION

Marie wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of a true, wise friend called Callie."

"This is a typefucking thread, not a poetry club, you nerd."

"But now, for our Ranked Fetish!"

"Oh! Oh! Tell me!"


VERBAL ABUSE

"Give me an example."

"You're a son of an Octling."

"Ooh, Kinky."

"That's all for this evening."

"Until next time..."

"Staaaay fresh!"

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>>7812969
Okay, see you around then!
>PV-02 goes off to work.
>>7812975
>Where's the power switch? There doesn't seem to be one. Pivot powers on on timer she sets before shutting down.

>>7812982
I just tell myself that my favorite producers never get any songs featured
And then I realise one's been on a few Project Divas and another was the one behind negaposi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Hm-KL-9uE

>>7812995
>Marie wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man’s heart, and the fall through the air of a true, wise friend called Callie."
>"This is a typefucking thread, not a poetry club, you nerd."
I-is Marie being that monkey

>>7812984
>He can't respond right away, far to mesmerized by the site of her now bare ass. He thanks whatever powers might care to listen that he was around just in the right time to be graced with it. He bites into his lower lip as he watches it shake and move even more. At her prodding he finally moves, slowly lowering himself onto his back and taking a breath to steady himself. With a bit of quick thinking he decides there's no way he can keep his pants on during this. He moves his hands down and unzips his pants, quickly pulling them down as well.

>>7812982
but i don't wanna make everyone uncomfortable! and i don't wanna get bullied either!

>>7813013
bye bye!
>he waves merrily.

>>7813013
>no power switch
Dang, I'll need to find another way to moles- I mean research her framework

>>7812969
>>7813040
>there are lurking sounds of clothes hangers being moved around on racks as another femanon wonders what kind of outfit this little anon might look good in

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>>7813045
Do you realize you could just ask me? I'm not really averse to showing off every now and then.
>Pivot looks a little confused.

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>>7812995
>"This is a typefucking thread, not a poetry club, you nerd."

I resent this remark

>>7813018
I am so sorry for your suffering. Sega gave us all those Sanic games on Steam, where's the waifu?

>>7813040
You're gonna be doing that anyway, so might as well just have fun with it. If you don't own it, there will be those who will own you. Trust me.

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>>7812995
One...two. Two talking sea creatures! You two will sell even faster than the talking horse from the other day!

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>>7813080
Well, hey, it's the guy who sold me the horse in question! Lemme tell ya, things have been working out great. She is now a proud member of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. Next step would be to get her to be okay with me riding into battle while Lazerhawk plays in the background. Not to worry, I have an ample stock of Ragout Rabbit carrots that will guarantee she'll be okay with the idea. I mean, why wouldn't she be? I know plenty of horses and centaurs that would KILL for the honour of being Kirito's mount.

>>7813065
W-well, I was just curious about a few places, is all, like how...soft your 'hair' is
>he wasn't lying, that was one of the things he would've checked
>it was also the most innocent one

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>>7812995
>Marie wept for the end of innocence, the darkness of man's heart, and the fall through the air of a true, wise friend called Callie
(I get it.)

>>7813028
(Sorry for that delay.)
Can't have you cumming in your pants, I guess? Well, it's okay...now we're both exposed.
>She dips down, staring into his eyes with a little grin.
Now I'm less embarrassed.
>He probably wouldn't notice her eyes, not with the sight that steadily engulfs his vision as she lowers down to her knees. There's her plush and plump vulva, with her labia pulling apart to expose the pink and juicy nethers within. Her backdoor also winks out at him, before dark warmth engulfs his face. The sharp scent of her juices swirls around between her thighs as she hugs them around his head.
Ooh...that's actually pretty nice.
>The FemAnon squirms a little, letting out a squeal.
All nice and warm down there...

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>>7813098
I'm not sure she wants anyone riding her. She got mad when I got on her back, so she might be a little nervous, maybe prude horse with a huge temper. Make sure you tread lightly because there are no refunds at this human trafficking shop.

>>7813066
>I am so sorry for your suffering
It's a bit more bearable since I've been listening to stuff that really would never make it in lately.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FXoAasrpzdg

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>Still no Fatchouli

>>7813061
>the anon startles as he hears the faint sounds of clatter.
um... hello? is someone there?

>>7813066
why can't i just not make anyone uncomfortable? i even give everyone hugs!

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>>7813119
My hair is pretty soft, but it's synthetic and won't be nearly as soft as the hair of a human. Sort of goes along with the whole robot thing.
>She walks a few steps closer and brings some hair closer with her hands.
Here.

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>>7813141

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>>7813141

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>>7813158
>>7813161
N-nani

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>>7813158
>>7813161
Heck off shit-taste goose-kun

>>7813128
>He can only just resist moaning as that soft ass finally makes contact, smothering his face with it's amazing warmth, texture, and smell. His cock twitches below him, already feeling soft building pleasure just from her ass on his face. Almost on instinct he lets his tongue out, at first simply pressing against any bit of flesh he can reach before moving onto more focused licking. Namely he starts to move in slow circles around her vulva, not actually entering but running the flat of his tongue over her outsides.

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>BERSERK IS INSTALLING
(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDlI6itmr34 )

>>7813130
No horse girl alive can resist one of MY carrots. That is not an innuendo by the way. Though it works as one, doesn't it? But they can't be all horse, that'd be kind of weird. Half horse is okay. Like one of those ones that walk on two legs and are capable of voicing consent. Pretty sure that's important. Hey, speaking of consent, do any of the other girls you sell get that opportunity?

>>7813140
Whatever helps, my dude.

>>7813143
I dunno, I get weirded out when a guy hugs me so....

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>>7813176

>>7813141
I need this

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>>7813176
Thiccfags are almost as bad as futafags, off yourself.

>>7813188
>thicc
That's obese.

>>7813188
That's not thicc. That's fat. Fatfags a shit

>>7813188
>disgracing the good name of thicc with that fat shit
Outta dis house

>>7813182
why? there's nothing to be weirded out at. here, try it.
>he extends his arms out, ready to give a friendly hug.

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>>7813183
No you

>>7813185
Yes

>>7813188
Sorry it's not a loli

>>7813193
>>7813197
>>7813201
That is thicc you mongrels.

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>>7813182
No. As long as I consent then they by default consent. It's some sort of fetish for some of them, so in a sense that's okay. Who would have thought women liked being treated like trash?

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>>7813209
That's obese.