>HG THREAD
>>HUNGER GAMES THREAD
>>>THE GREATEST THREAD ON ALL OF 4CHAN
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN WELCOME TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
HG
IS
ROLLINS !
Fresh out of sickness, your favorite human being's here to give you the cure you need, an universally loved antitode named RIGGINSMANIA 51TH !
As usual, our registration methods haven't changed a bit.
> STATE YOUR NAME
> ATTACH A PICTURE OF YOURSELF ALONGSIDE IT
> A GOOD-LOOKING ONE AT THAT
> AND SPECIFY YOUR GENDER IF EVEN OUR BEST QUEER SCANNERS CAN'T DETERMINE IT
AND OF COURSE, RIGGING REMINDER TO SHOW ABSOLUTELY NO MERCY.
WISHING YOU ALL AN EQUIVALENT AMOUNT OF BAD LUCK EXCEPT FOR MYSELF !
The Champ, Sami Slayer, Jericho's Judgement, Kevin Owens
Constanze
Jules Winnfield
>>7804021
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7804021
Fluorette
>>7804021
Otabek Altin
Oda Nobunaga
Undead Ban
Saya
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Eggman-kun
Richard
Male
>>7804021
Lana
Kotarou Tennouji
Hikari Kohinata
>>7804021
Suz
>>7804021
Yoshimitsu
>>7804021
Ash Crimson
Nozomi
My future wife
>>7804021
Grand Dad
Serval
>>7804021
Smolgore
>>7804021
Gabriel
Sol Badguy
Tenten
Ringo
>>7804021
King Kaito
A fucking brick
Tensa Zangetsu
Rin Hoshizora
Tiny snek
>>7804021
Ms. Mowz
YA BOI
The Mothafuckin Black Baron
Jeff Mangum
Rubick
Shii
Fox Mulder
>>7804021
Duncan
A Silly Caucasian Girl who Likes to Play with Samurai Swords
>>7804021
Comrade Soviet
Robotboy
>>7804069
Best girl.
Robotgirl
Mr. Bread
SS Officer Yui
>>7804021
Junko Enoshima
>>7804104
Silly rabbit
>>7804021
Yunoooo
Ablo Cres
>>7804039
nigge that aint nobunaga
nobunaga is a daymo, not a austist anime girl
>>7804164
Are you trying to imply that I'm going to swap her in? I was going to anyway but that's not cool anon. Stop fooling around.
Bored Paru
Reigen Arataka
Alright HG, I need you to go to the beach and find me a grain of sand that looks like Abraham Lincoln's head, ok?
>>7804221
Why? What prize is there if I "find" one.
>>7804236
That's not Yuno, that's Yunoooo.
>tfw you want to rp but seth is hosting
>>7804221
>gives you a grain of sand that looks like Abraham Lincoln's head
Here you go faggot
>>7804021
Colin the computer
>>7804236
It's like a really big mystery or something.
Or maybe it was just chance.
>>7804257
>want to rp and join in the fun but every time seth hosts I get food before and miss it
This is your wife for tonight.
I mean, your roster, game, thing.
The Office of Dicksuckery is officially opened for FIVE minutes. That's right ladies and gentlemen, for 5 minutes you can make one's night by excusing their terrible sense of punctuality by exchanging your spot with these poor late bloomers. Or you can not and let them starve for games for another long batch of dreadful hours.
It's up to you to decide, I know for sure I'm keeping my spot all warm for myself.
>>7804257
How is one conflicting with the other ?
>>7804289
>>7804076
>>7804196
Put this nigger in.
>>7804289
>36
This isn't Rigginsmania.
>>7804289
Let's do this!
>>7804289
Let's GO!
>>7804289
>>7804289
This looks fine hun, I'm ready!
>>7804313
I'll look over the slurs since you are being kind enough to offer your spot to me.
...Very well! I, Reigen Arataka, shall accept this challenge!
>>7804289
Alright you pimps, players and pain purveyours, let's get this show on the road!
>>7804289
I can barely wait!
>>7804289
"D-Generation X"? I do not appreciate being called a degenerate, but I shall bear with it for now.
>>7804289
Pizdec! Was only 36, oh well. Why not just sit back and enjoy the show
>>7804289
cause i only enter 1 tribute and its not one i rp with
>>7804191
Play For Honor with me Senpai
>>7804289
Ready!
>>7804221
I can make even the most impossible of quests into child's play! But I, The Great Yoshimitsu, has one question.
>>7804289
The moon decided to cast them as her warrior of justice and not I, The Great Yoshimitsu!
>>7804052
>>7804269
>>7804289
>>7804289
This looks fine.
>>7804289
ありがとうございました.
>Nobunaga cleans her blade and places the sheath at the entrance of the warzone.
I'm ready, as far as ready goes. Make sure that the time and patience I give you will be worth it or else we'll have bigger issues on our hands.
>>7804365
What's the question?
>>7804289
Seth you better be careful, or you might find your "talent," can't make it to the show anymore.
>>7804368
U look fine
Fuck
>>7804383
Who be this Abraham Lincoln?
>>7804391
I'm pretty sure I won't after this.
Oh no, I was late again. Why even live?
>>7804370
You know you are dealing with Seth Rollins right? He can beat you up easy, especially in that armor.
>>7804395
>cums
>>7804413
He has a big beard and wears a top hat. Really rugged guy from the 1800's, President of the USA.
Citizen Snips
>>7804440
The 1800s, child? Ah so he be from the future. No matter! Even giving the unlikely circumstances of me finding it, I shall complete this test!
>>7804365
Thank you, friend! This will be great!
I'l make sure they all meet thier fate!
>>7804314
Hey lad, I need me some Intercontinental Champions. What's the point of having made that belt if I never get to award it since I can barely host 36 games.
>>7804395
L A T E
A
T
E
ALRIGHT WE STARTIN'
MY STUDENT GETS THE FIRST KILL
Why am I kicking my own ass again ?
Everyone trying to get Big Match Tenten on their side
BASED BIG DOG teaching these drawless no-talents how to really talk on the mic.
This is a white-only crowd I precise.
>>7804439
Lewd...
>>7804520
Well, uhh...it WAS really bad photo...
>>7804498
I beseech ye the honor of Yoshimitsu. Fight with honor in bravery in your heart and ye shall be victorious!
>>7804520
This crowd must be stupid.
>>7804520
D-Don't bully me... I was busy dying.
>>7804520
Hehe, thanks I guess.
>>7804520
Come on Kaito, come with me, be my BEST FRIEND.
>>7804520
Uh....
Any'a you fucks got a magazine?
>>7804520
Haha! Hahaha...oh, goodness, I'm sorry, I don't know that came over me.
>>7804550
They are not wrong though
>>7804520
>>7804520
Well that sure was enlightening, I'll be able to use this to blend in with the other nuts here.
>>7804520
Oof! ...That was highly unnecessary, but I shall overlook this for now. It's time I displayed my combat prowess once again.
>>7804520
One would call you a fool to dismiss a leader like me for a child. Not like it matters, both you and him will share the same fate.
>She points her musket at the party before wandering off.
If it were up to me, it'd be by my hands and it'd be right now. If we meet again, be ready for a fight neither of you will survive, that's all I can say for now I shall let you be.
>>7804568
Shut it!
>>7804520
This is pretty sketchy.. I'm just ganna go..
>>7804520
>>7804289
Let's get down to business, yeah?
>He glances at the crowd.
Whatever. Movin' out.
>He discreetly tries to find out what a kuudere is.
>>7804520
Sanae proving her Touhou superiority.
I'm NOT following you, I'm just going in the same direction as you do. Stop copying my directional thinking and find your own way !
Owens getting rid of two more stupid idiots.
>>7804551
Can't say you're doing a good job at it since you're still alive and well.
>>7804620
Fluorette and Oda obviously needs more belts on their body.
>>7804620
...It's comfy. That's all I'll say about it.
>>7804620
Well sweetie, I'm just as confused as you are.
>>7804620
Why would I do that? I'm not interested at all.
>>7804325
Thanks for the sw-
>>7804520
>>7804620
My clothing? Terrible? How dare... It's not even about the looks, it's about the prestige and functionality that comes along with it. You're fools to believe a commander would walk amongst the ranks of the common.
>>7804620
They should really be glued, but this will be fun to watch later.
>>7804620
...
>Richard simply wrinkles his face in disgust and is about to dump the contents of his cup all over the floor... But settles for wordlessly sliding his cup over to Ash and walks off.
>He finally locates the definition.
"More often than not, they come off as emotionless, acting very cold, blunt and cynical."
Huh. Moderately accurate, I guess. Doesn't matter to me anyways.
>>7804620
>He stifles a chuckle.
Usually I can't talk about this, but damn, seriously. Get it together.
>>7804620
Congratulations, not everybody get the honor of being featured on the very first F slide.
Make sure to cherish forever that one time you got to be the first losers of RigginsMania. That's a rare and prestigious PRIVILEGE right here.
>>7804620
All that silk isn't gonna save you from a scrap
>>7804667
Sorry Yuno. I did my best.
>>7804606
Come on Kaito
We'll be BEST, FRIENDS.
Hehehehehe
>>7804620
You see Kaito, this is dedication!
These men had the opportunity to be my best friend, but they weren't good enough.
I was going to give you the opportunity to be in my shadow, but you turned it down.
But really even my shadow in the spotlight, is giving too much to these preshow loonies.
>>7804620
Wait, no, we're just wrestlin'!
>>7804620
>>7804682
Give them a card to the shop! We'll fix them right up!
>>7804620
I'm more dying of food poisoning. Had some bad Chinese last night.
>>7804699
T-those people died!.. This isn't very convincing! Besides, I've spent too much time in someone else's shadow, I believe it would be nice to be the star for once!
I appreciate the offer though.
if only, if only
>>7804760
the woodpecker sighs
>>7804682
>>7804639
Sorry for not being...covered in belts. These clothes are just made for travel.
>>7804765
The bark on the tree were a little bit softer
>>7804684
Absolutely assblasted from getting fined earlier, "The Unstylish Two" decide to let out their frustrations on Tenten. But thankfully for them, Serval grace them with the only stylish thing they've ever had in their lives: A cool-ass death.
KAITO TRIES TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF TWO BEATEN UP TRIBUTES, BUT THINGS TAKE AN UNEXPECTED TURN !
That blondie's gonna wake up with a killing headache
That tale of the tape is damn right
>>7804752
Tell me about it lad, I know what these chinks are capable of putting in their cuisine. What was it ?
>>7804779
Ah! Stop thinking bad things, me!
>>7804779
Hm? What's that so-
>Richard gets knocked out cold by the barbaric individual
>He eventually regains consciousness
>>7804779
>She slumps against her shovel, coughing.
Ugh...A well-deserved punishment...
>>7804757
But the thing is, Kaito.
This is my show. I am the star! I am the champ!
No matter where you end up, it will all be in my shadow.
At MY show, it's my spotlight.
>>7804779
Where are you going to run? You think this chick is going to stop me?
I don't even know them.
But I guess you aren't even worth chasing anymore.
It's not like there is anything you can do.
>>7804719
I can't give them a card, not now. I don't even have any on me, this wasn't supposed to be a business venture.
>>7804768
I'm looking at you wondering how it doesn't just slip off. The zipper is a step in the right way, kinda old timey though. I know a guy who tends to be into old style Brit fashion.
>>7804779
I swear, if Kiske was here, we could tag-team the shit out of this place, just like old times. Even Sin would do...maybe.
>>7804779
Went and checked out this buffet Chinese place thag opened recently with some friends and a few of the dishes were fucked.
Lucky only two of us ate them.
>>7804779
You'd better watch it mister, size isn't everything.
>>7804779
I gotta put on a show! If I killed this person in one punch, then ratings would plummet.
>>7804779
Ahhhh! S-shit~! Come on now, don't keep me waiting!
I look at you all, see the love there that's sleeping.
>>7804819
I snuck some into your pants after doing the laundry!
>>7804819
Why would it slip off?
>>7804779
Ah.. For fu-.. Why do I bother getting my hopes up?
>>7804817
Pumping yourself up so much means that the fall will hit all that harder though. It's not a very good feeling to be honest.
>>7804779
Ash can be a nice guy once in awhile.
Meanwhile Ban picks up on a harmless girl like the big jerk he is.
SMOLGORE SAVES A CERTAIN FATASS FROM AN IMMINENT DEATH. Could we see a possible team-up between the two ? (That doesn't end in a lethal betrayal for once ?)
That fight was too brutal to be shown on TV. Trust me, it was that bad. CZW crap is kiddy shit compared to that.
WHO WOULD DISGUISE HIMSELF AS HIMSELF TO ASSAULT SOMEONE ? AND HOW DID I FALL FOR SUCH AN OBVIOUS TRAP.
Eggman-kun sure has changed his methods of killing over the years.
Richard can't take a fucking break, jesus christ.
>>7804820
Should have immediately walked out at the look of the dishes. My condolences to your stomachs.
>>7804848
What is with the nice and thoughtful mindset comrade Anon?
>>7804779
Consider yourself lucky as I was aiming at one that wasn't you.
>Nobunaga picks herself up, shrugging off the wounds she had just gathered, limping to the exit of the arena. A last stare is thrown upon the one who took her down.
Just be wary, next time we meet I shall not be as lenient as I was this time.
>>7804773
while the wolf waits below, hungry and lonely
>>7804889
Not the nicest bunch are they?
>>7804354
I am waiting for it to be on sale cause it is not worth 59.99. Sure it is fun but fucking UPlay is cancer.
>>7804877
Well you see, Kaito.
I'm at the top
And still at the top.
So I doubt there is anything out there that will make me fall.
>>7804889
See, when you're at the top, people will stop these freak accidents for you.
Thank you.
You might be perfect to stand in my shadow, while the spotlight goes to the real champ.
>>7804889
W-what a waste...
You really shouldn't have died this, early kid.
>>7804889
Sorry, it slipped out!
>>7804889
>Immediately after awakening from his forced slumber, Richard is dealt a fatal blow from a young schoolgirl playing with a rock
>He silently curses all around him before finally dying.
>>7804909
Uhh...you're welcome?
I'm still gonna win, though
>>7804860
What the hell...?
>He reaches in his pocket and pulls out a thick stack of gift cards.
Welp. It's a bit late now, with the caved in skulls and all. Maybe after the match, I don't know...
>>7804862
It's just so loose...hardly looks like it's touching you. The thing's huge, isn't that uncomfortable?
>>7804889
If you wanna fight, I'm ready to kick your teeth in, freak.
>>7804889
Isn't this whole business centered around acting? Cause that's what I'm doing. Don't take it personal Lana.
>>7804889
Don't forget you can buy one out of many different stinky balls at our local store to properly pay respect to your favorite tributes ! Rotten egg, dog's shit, melted PVC, many varied choices to turn the macabre smell of your favorites' tombstones into marvelous perfumes !
>>7804891
I haven't slept in 38 hours.
Put me down tovarish.
>>7804892
>>7804779
To hold a grudge over this would be unbecoming. We did wrong, and we have received our just punishment.
>>7804945
>She shakes her head.
It's not nearly as heavy as it looks. And...it's warm. After so long wearing it, I can't imagine taking it off.
>>7804939
>he starts laughing
Sure you will
I'm sure you would be really happy if you did
Too bad for you though. this is still my show.
Good luck at that, I'm sure you will do great, maybe even second place.
>tfw Okarin got killed by John Wick
>>7804961
I'LL MAKE HIM REGRET EVER SNORING, YOU CAN BET ON THAT. LET ME OUT DAMN IT.
WHAT A HEEL.
I-I'm glad I stopped following that Serval girl..
You're getting creative student, good on you.
>>7804961
I'm so disappointed yet so... Fulfilled
>>7804993
This is useless to be honest
>>7804993
I was going to get back at you for earlier, but I think you did that yourself.
>>7804993
>snooooooooort
>He mumbles a bit in his sleep.
Gunpowder...laser beam...guaranteed to-*yaaaawn*-blow your mind...
>>7804965
Yeah, yeah, whatever. I guess I should give you one of these, not what I really had in mind.
>he pulls out a business card for an island shop.
I've been working out there for a couple weeks now, may as well bring in someone.
>>7804909
I can imagine a strong gust of wind could do it, haha. Though jokes aside we both know the dumb things that happen around here that kills us.
>>7804993
Tori never lets me use her cookin' knives. I dunno why. These things are really shiny n'sharp!
ask me a fucking stupid question and i'll answer it
>>7805037
are you a spic
>>7805037
Should I eat?
>>7804993
Hey dude, what are you doin'
hey, put me down, I'm afraid of heights
LIKE FOR REAL I HAVE VERTIGO STOP TH-
I really, really hope this tape is CGI. Well, doesn't matter anyway, my eyes are already tainted.
IC champs training together, lovely.
(Be careful he doesn't drop that weight on your head, Smol'.)
>>7805037
What kind of floor tiles arouse you the most ? Cracked, dirty or geometrical patterns ?
>>7804993
>>7805015
Could be much worse dear, now hold still this is gonna sting.
>>7805061
>
>>7805061
Normally I skip F slides that don't have a lot of people on it, but you know, there's like, the most important tribute in the history of HG on it.
So, you know, make sure to put your F in the bag when walking through the cemetery.
>>7804993
Did you really think that I wanted the soda that you drank?
I just wanted to watch you cry.
>>7805032
Yeah but the thing is, the dumb things don't knock you down.
Most people act like they never happened, because they might as well not have.
Ooh some dumb thing no one would believe happened, yeah I'm sure going to legitimize that.
>>7805061
What was that you said, going to win?
You can't even lift these feather weights, but you're going to beat me?
What a joke.
>>7805061
Well I tried'ta lift it but it was, like, really heavy! N'stuff! It's gotta be, like, a thousand pounds!
call me in like 2 hours when this game is done
>>7805061
WAIT WHAT ARE YO-
>>7805061
>He digs up a tape labled World 6-9 in the locker room.
This can go only badly. One way to find out.
>He watches as the tape plays on the screen and almost vomits.
Good christ that's horrifying...
>>7805029
Your offer is very kind, but...I'm afraid it's wasted on me. I neither have time to shop, nor money.
>She looks almost...confused by something.
>>7805113
Bane?
>>7805113
But I only weigh 135lbs
That wouldn't be very healthy
>>7805123
Who?
>>7805092
Sure thing lad, just need to leave me your phone number.
>>7805113
That's my man right there.
>>7805087
AN UNCONTROLLABLE SLOBBERKNOCKER IMPLODES, AND THE ELDERS ARE THE ONES TO PERISH.
Stay away from water as much as you can, Mokou.
>>7805149
You have to watch Maccha Green's actions at least.
>>7805157
Lord Hughmungus?
>>7805149
Was there ever any doubt I would be fine
These two no names deserved to be eliminated.
They aren't even good as jobbers for these untalented "talents".
>>7805149
Ehhh, no, there's some things I just shouldn't attempt.
>>7805037
Why does shipping 4chan with tumblr appeal to me?
>>7805120
Eh, whatever, it was worth a shot. Not much else I can do for my usual job there, there's not a bounty board in sight.
>He catches her look of confusion.
What's the look for?
>>7805149
>He spews the water into the air before realizing what a dumb idea this is, and moving out of the way to not get any on himself.
Not my best idea of the game.
>>7805149
He's so gonna knock both of you out cold.
Ban might have rudely put me out of this game, but I can only respect a man who does this.
Getting jealous of a certain phoenix, Owens ?
YOU DON'T HAVE WHAT IT TAKES ANYMORE, EGGMAN.
We thank you in advance for your bravery Sol. We prepared a special casket just for you, in case.
>>7805191
In all of my journeys throughout the spirit world, none have held conversation with me, even if they were capable of speech. And yet you and another. In the mere space of a day, two people? It's...bizarre.
>>7805199
Heterosexual.
4Chan male, Tumblr female.
>>7805207
Nice! Let's see what happens when I imagine Kaguya..
>>7805207
>
>>7805207
Go back to just using your fists Owens, it suits you way better.
Would you look at this, tumblrinas actually being useful for once in their lives ! Who would have thought.
>>7805207
Don't worry, Riggins. I don't die that easy, that's for damn sure. What're the details?
>>7805218
Spirit world? What the hell are you on about, I'm just about as flesh and blood as you are.
>>7805220
i see
all girls love bad boys, so maybe that's why you think it's a good pairing
>>7805235
Uhhh...yeah, bye!
>>7805235
Uhhh don't mock me!
>>7805235
ayy that's best girl
>>7805235
>Runs off with Nozomi's wallet while she's distracted
>>7805248
When I think 4Chan, I don't exactly see bad boy. maybe it's an opposites attract kind of thing.
>>7805235
>214214S
>LET IT OUUUUUUUUUUT
Alright then, asswipe, let's see you top this! C'mon, I'm ready!
>>7805246
Certainly not...not I, at least. I'm here like how I always enter the spirit world. My real form is in a shrine at the moment, meditating at an altar...are you implying what I think you are?
>>7805088
You know.. For a man whose career involves him taking hits you're sure making a lot of sense to me. Is there something wrong with me or are you actually right?!
>>7805267
indeed
i would like some more insight, but the way it is now, it's alright to me
What anime girl should I masturbate to, HG?
What angle of KK's meat log should I masturbate to, HG?
>>7805303
>>7805235
It's good Tenten, we heard it the first time. No need to repeat it every fucking days.
You two need to stop trying to outdo each others as there is no such thing as being "the least worst".
>>7805246
Oh you know, just a toothpaste commercial. We're testing a new revolutionary chemical that should render every yellow teeth into bright, white ones. Though, since it's still in beta my researchers say there's potential "secondary effects" so we need you to test it before we commercialize it.
But hey, your mouth hasn't blown up "yet", so I'd say we're good to go.
Which vidya girl should I masturbate to, HG?
>>7805322
>lf
>>7805235
I was shot
because they weren't man enough to come face me
they can't go face to face with the champ
>>7805280
There is definitely something wrong with you
I am one hundred percent sure of that
But yes, I am right. I am always right.
>>7805342
Fidget :^)
>>7805339
Here sweetie, let me kiss it better.
>>7805361
I hate that I know what you're talking about and kys.
>>7805261
Hmm..
>she checks her pocket
HEY WHERE IS MY WALLET!
It must be that thing.. It's a rat after all. I have to find them.
>>7805339
He must be dead now, I have things to do so I have to get out of here quickly.
>>7805339
Damn, that commercial really made you popular Sol.
Tenten getting her rightful recognition.
Can't say if that's a shout-out or a warning, but either way she's fucking dead.
You need to create your own opportunities and stop waiting for the spotlight to randomly pass on you, little mouse. Make a name for yourself by any means necessary.
>>7805342
WWE 2K17
>>7805339
I have a....uh..."efficient" immune system. I don't think any side effects would hurt me regardless.
As for Egghead, as soon as I get out, you're being burnt to a crisp.
>>7805274
Implying what? That we aren't all a bunch of spirits? Jeez...I'm not dealing with this Backyard shit right now.
>>7805375
WILL YOU TWO FUCK OFF PLEASE?
>>7805339
Ahhh! What the-?! Is it rainin'?! Where're the clouds?!
>>7805368
>he wouldn't fuck a flying rat with tits and hips
gaaaay
>>7805372
Sorry dear! I don't think you'll be lasting too much longer!
>>7805375
I don't mean to complain, but my contract had very specific screen time amounts.
>>7805398
I'd rather a Airy.
>>7805375
Your flames are but a matchstick compared to mine.
>>7805375
Everyone's got to find a way to make some side money..
Smolgore is feeling DETERMINED.
Kotarou unceremonously drown a big guy all by himself. Not worrying at all.
The little mouse's getting jealous
Even the kindest looking beings deep down hide a terrible side of them.
>>7805408
No.
>>7805390
That's what it seems like you're implying...I can't say it seems possible, after all. My prayers seem to still work. Backyard...?
>>7805435
Fine, Anne then.
>>7805426
I found it in the Dump!
>>7805426
I'll teach him, showing off private tapes to the public like that. Not like he needed the money.
>>7805426
I'll just say this: WHERE OH WHERE IS MY ARENA EVENT ?
THIS PEACE IS SLIGHTLY STARTING TO MAKE ME GRUMPY, AND I DON'T LIKE THAT AT ALL.
>>7805456
>>7805426
What can I say? I'm a natural at this. Come and get me if you're so concerned, shrimp.
>>7805438
Like I said, I don't want to deal with Backyard shit right now, but I'm gonna assume that's how this works. The "impossible" isn't quite solid around here, so I wouldn't waste too much time.
>>7805467
Favorite you say? Well I'd hate to disappoint. I'll try and keep myself alive.
>>7805467
I wish you luck on this endeavor, Sol Badguy.
>>7805443
Anon please, I have no time for that. I have my own plans to work on!
>>7805467
I need you to protect me from that Ash fellow, he gives me some bad vibes.
>>7805490
Be careful what you wish for sweetie.
>>7805467
OH SHIT HERE IT IS FIN-
Oh, it's the feast..
WELL F E A S T I M E IS I-
Oh, it's a peaceful feast..
Sol showing he can be a class act when he's not pissed off 99% of the time.
You may be the Eggbeast in the real world, but in the gaming world you are nothing. N O T H I N G.
Ash is a stupid idiot, A HUGE ONE.
Kotarou is seriously starting to rack up these kills and nobody seems to be worried about it.
You'll regret that soon enough.
>>7805509
But I'm going to get cucked by Death if I don't take this chance. Can I at least gib kissu?
>>7805490
I don't even know what you mean by that...
>She takes in a slow, deep breath, and clasps her hands together as if in prayer.
If what you say's true, then I've been given my most difficult task yet.
>Captcha for stores
>One of the images is a place called Sol
>>7805530
SO THAT'S THE SOURCE OF HIS ALMIGHTY STRENGTH
THE PINK UNDERWEAR
Having loved ones is a weakness, Gorey. For our next training I want you to have broken up with every single one of them.
Everbody's jealous of Sol.
NO SHORTCUTS, NOT EVEN FOR DRINKS, TENTEN.
>>7805530
Oh, well I suppose I'll just look for food here with little Asgore...
>Got the stores captcha too
>>7805559
Well we warned you sweetie!
>>7805559
>>7805356
Is there really something wrong with me? You sound pretty sure.. Maybe I should get checked out.
Why is everyone always right? Because it seems like a lot of people are like that. Is it fun always being right?
>>7805559
But I thought that was Tori! And I don't wanna break up with Tori!
>>7805560
Well, uhh...there's a lotta rice.
>>7805496
Trust me when I say that Lady Luck kicked me to the curb long time ago. This is gonna take some effort on my end, as much as I'd like to breeze through.
>>7805525
I'm not gonna puff myself up for the sake of my dignity, but I'll keep it in mind. No use getting too cocky these days.
>>7805530
Don't be such a pig...
>He wipes it off roughly, but surprisingly efficiently.
>>7805556
So, you're one of the religious types? I've dealt with a few, but this shouldn't be much different than the average.
>>7805559
I swear to god, if any of you touch me again, you're gonna be brought home IN A MASON JAR!
>All of the toilet paper in the room bursts into flames, burning out as quickly as it came. He brushes the soot off his clothes.
For fucks sake...
>>7805533
Hmmm, no, your cuckold status and suffering will please Providence! It's an honor to offer your suffering to him so directly too!
>>7805559
I TRIED TO WARN YOU
BUT YOU DIDN'T LISTEN
HES FUCKING DOING IT
SHE HIDE HER GAME ALL ALONG, WAITING FOR THIS VERY MOMENT.
THE BIG DOGS ARE DOWN AND WE'RE LEFT WITH A FATAL-4-WAY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
>>7805577
On the flip side, that drink will probably be used as the new #1 enhancement drink, so you should be proud of that.
>>7805583
IT'S HER OR ME. THINK VERY CAREFULLY ABOUT THIS, WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR FUTURE HERE.
>>7805583
Would you like butter with that sweetie?
>>7805588
We're even for now dear, don't think too much about it okay?
>>7805619
I feel like I'm being watched...
>>7805596
Yeah... About Providence... Nah, I probably shouldn't tell you. Keep on keeping on, Anne. I'll just admire from a distance.
>>7805619
THE PLOT THICKENS.
>>7805619
NOZOMI
O
Z
O
M
I
>>7805635
This slide just oozes in manliness, holy hell.
>>7805588
In a sense...they've lended me their aid on my journey, so long as I continue to be proven worth and pass their tests. But never before have they guided my spirit to manifest in a physical location. The Spirit World was always...strange. Erratic. Almost dream-like.
>She looks at her hands. There's a flash of light, and heavy-looking shovel appears in her grip.
My prayers work even now...
>>7805635
Well, I'll leave that one coin with you, it was yours anyways.
>>7805619
But...but...why can't I do both?! I wanna be really tough n'strong, but I also wanna keep Tori!
>>7805621
...On the rice?
>>7805619
>He watches as the pyros light up.
You have to be fucking kidding me.
>Dragon Install times out as he blips back in from the ring.
Augh...it was a good ass run, I'll say that much.
>>7805621
You have a really shitty sense of when people are even. I'd have done much worse, personally.
>>7805656
Well, I guess the spirits want what they want. Not much I can do about that. What's with the shovel, though?
>>7805650
FINALLY SOMEONE TAKE MATTERS IN THEIR OWN HANDS AND CONFRONT THE REAL THREAT IN TOWN.
But you're gonna need more than that to take him down for good, and while you're at it you may not want to kill yourself alongside it.
IS THE MACHINE TELLING THE TRUTH ? WILL NOZOMI FOLLOWS HER BRAIN OR HER HEART IN THE QUEST FOR THE ONE TRUE LOVE ?
>>7805680
Relationships with weaklkings inherently make you weak, and you can't do anything about it unless you cut all contact with them.
Face it, they're dragging your potential down. You're worth so much better than that.
>>7805680
No on your head, of course on the rice silly!
>>7805687
I have no real reason to do much worse, this place is punishment enough.
>>7805695
SEE YOU HELL DEAR
>>7805687
I have no plans to object, but I would like to understand their motives...this? The first prayer granted to me by them. I don't have too much reason to use it, but it's for...
>The grip on the shovel tightens visibly, before glancing around at the rest of the place.
Dirty work...
>>7805695
You can prepare your RIP chants everyone, she's not making out alive of that bathtub.
Ms Mows working the Rewrite fans into a shoot.
Smashing a shit ton of buttons like a maniac must really hurt those poor little fingers, yeah.
>>7805695
Tori's not weak! She's really strong n'knows magic, too!
>>7805710
But that's gross! Rice is already kinda bland n'gross, but that's even more gross!
a-alma elmo
>dies
>>7805731
What did he mean by this ? Is this advanced mindgames that I am witnessing ?
Meanwhile Gabriel's just having fun.
>>7805743
I know magic too. The best kind of it even.
But you can't have both if you decide to learn hers.
>>7805731
Hm? Oh, I guess that bottle thing did have a use.
>>7805743
Rice tastes much better with butter dear, you should try it! Here, at least have a taste.
>>7805758
What on earth
>>7805710
>He shrugs.
No real reason, yeah, whatever you say. I'll let sleeping dogs lie, wouldn't want a change of heart last second.
>>7805728
What good is the spirit world if you can bash in an ambusher's head or two in the real world, yeah?
>>7805758
..I-IT FUCKING WORKED ?
Those must have been some real good fucking pictures.
AND STOP TOUCHING AT THAT, SHEESH. YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THAT STUFF COSTS ?
IT ALL ENDS NEXT SLIDE FELLAS. LAST CHANCE TO SUPPORT YOUR FAVORITES AND JINX YOUR ENEMIES.
Now, look at this net.
>>7805783
J-Joke's on you...! I already, spent her money...! Ugh.
>>7805783
KOTAROU
YOU'RE GOOD
BUT
JUST NOT GOOD ENOUGH
AND
IT'S
ALL
OVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRR..
BETRAYED BY HER ONE TRUE LOVE
>>7805799
Nice show! Congratulations to the winner and thank you for hosting hon!
>>7805799
CONGRATFUCKINGLATIONS, GABRIEL.
AND ANOTHER WIN FOR THE AGE OF THE FALL.
>>7805793
Hey Missy, you still got these pictures he forcefully gave you ? Yeah about them, I'm gonna need them if possible. For scientific purposes of course.
>>7805799
>>7805817
Very impressive this be! To the both of you, I thank ye for entertaining this noble soul!
>>7805817
They're in the dressing room dear, they're all yours.
>>7805758
But I already know her magic! We both got fire magic! Can't I learn more, too?!
>>7805768
>Smolgore looks down at the bowl of rice-and-butter offered to him by Ms. Mowz.
>Gingerly he picks up the spoon from the bowl and puts the tiniest bit of it in his mouth.
>As he chews, Smolgore realizes his mistake, but desperately smiles through his disgust before breaking basic etiquette and talking with his mouth full.
...Y-Yeah, it's good, I...I think...
>>7805817
Congrats!
>>7805817
That was awesome. Great work Gabriel.
>>7805817
Niyuuuu~!?
>>7805828
There you go! Now eat the whole thing, I don't want this entire field of rice to go to waste! You wanna get big and strong don't you?
>>7805817
Well done Gabriel
Thanks Seth
>>7805817
Congratulations!
Thank you very much for allowing us into the ring yet again!
>>7805781
...Well, I've never had it in the physical world, actually. Unless what you're saying is to be believed, that is.
>The shovel vanishes.
And I don't plan on using it if I don't have to.
>>7805817
Congratulations, madame. And thank you for this test.
>>7805859
The...the whole bowl?
liquid nitrogen fuckin hurts
>>7805888
damn right nigga
>liquid nitrogen
>>7805828
NO YOU CAN'T, BOTH ARE NATURALLY CONFLICTING.
DROP THE FIRE AND I'LL GIVE YOU ACCESS TO THE RIGS. WITH FIRE YOU CAN ONLY DESTROY, WITH THE RIGS ON YOUR SIDE YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH AND REALIZE E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G.
>>7805827
Nice. I'll make sure to give you more screen-time next time, my colleagues must have overlooked that specific part on your contract. Can't count on anyone but ourselves to read clauses in their entirety nowadays eh ?
Thanks for keeping me company I guess.
Now I'm gonna go back the fuck out in my room and get all cozy.
Later NERDS.
>>7805911
>Red won
Seth. Rehost. Rerid.
Do something.
>>7805817
Yeah, yeah, congrats, all that. Thanks for the round.
>>7805875
Trust me, you're gonna have to. Hell, you should just keep it out at this rate, with all the nutjobs out and about.
>>7805911
>table fucker wins
REMATCH NOW
>>7805911
BUT I WANNA KNOW BOTH N'I WANNA KEEP BOTH YOU N'TORI CAUSE YOU'RE REALLY COOL AND STRONG BUT SO IS TORI AND I-I-I-I-
>>7805911
You'll get my bill, don't worry about that.
>>7805881
Of course the whole bowl. I'm going to sell the rest of this rice on the rice market but I don't want the rice we've already cooked to be wasted.
>>7805931
What is this table fucker meme
>>7805911
Thanks for hosting, Seth. New thread in a sec.
>>7805911
See ya fucker.
Thanks for the game.
>>7805960
Yeah, and they're Red.
>>7805953
the fag admit it few days ago
>>7805918
When the time comes for...dirty work, I'll use it. Until then I'd just as soon not have to, even if the weight is comforting. I don't imagine the spirits would be pleased if I was so...aggressive. But I can't say I've seen much in the way of what you've said, only yourself and the green-haired woman.
>>7805960
lol
>>7805945
Uhhh...don't you want some, too?