>THICC >weebshit >creepy as fuck >garbage self-esteem

>fat and gross as fuck
>weebshit
>creepy as fuck
>garbage self-esteem so you know she'll never truly accept love
alphys is the most trash waifu, and not in a good way

>>7788956
Don't talk about Doctor Sweatosaurus that way

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She's literally the embodiment of /trash/.

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>>7789157

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>>7789169

>Is in love with a fish-dyke
>Am not a fish-dyke
It'd never work.

>>7789468
She also lusts over a bara goat.

But you're not a bara goat either so that also wouldn't work.

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I WANT TO MARRY THAT WEEB

>>7788907
>>weebshit
>>creepy as fuck
>>garbage self-esteem so you know she'd be clingy as fuck
These are not positives you mongoloid

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>>7790069
>stop liking what I don't like

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HOW CAN I HOLD ALL THESE LIZARDS?
>>7634243

>>7788907
>>creepy as fuck
>>garbage self-esteem so you know she'd be clingy as fuck

No because those two traits mean that we're too similar and like insecurities repulse one another.

If I were a confident normie then yes she'd be perfect. As another insecure creep she wouldn't be interested.

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nom

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>>7789468
Don't forget that Alphys wanna get fucked by Undyne and Asgore
And Undyne may have some feelings for Asgore since he trained her and they have a strong bond

EVERYONE WINS

>>7788907
She's not creepy though

>>7793924
Undyne's a pretty obvious lesbian, dude. Don't get your hope up.

>enjoying your waifu's low self esteem instead of wanting to improve it

Absolutely disgusting.

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i want your thread to delet

>>7794818
I want your fucking shitty Milhouse-ass forced meme to fucking delete.

>>7794804
So she can sit on Alphys's face while Asgore takes that dinobutt, no contact between goat and fish.

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>>7794811
>tfw your waifu is suicidal and you just want to love and protect her

Just stay away from waterfalls.

>>7788907
those are bad things