/Gfur/ - In the woods Edition
Vanilla (no bara, no girlyboys) Gfur and gay chat thread.
Let this be a thread where we post our favorite gay furry porn in peace without alternative niche side-fetishes involved. Post male solo or gay anthros while keeping fetish to a minimum. Talk about things like being gay in general, your ideal relationship or partner, and all sorts of other gay shit.
Romantic pictures of cute loving gay couples cuddling together are greatly appreciated as always.
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Because of last threads drama here are both discord servers to make it fair to the other posters in
the thread and the owners of each discord
The original https://discord.gg/3RXm3KB
The new one https://discord.gg/TZntqG6
Join either one and pick one that you feel most comfortable with
If you don't join any of them i don't blame you, but it's there so you can check it out for yourselves and make your own opinions
regardless of the servers enjoy the thread as it should be, with cute gay animals
old thread >>7744607
Sorry for reposting from the other thread:
Someone posted a buff scalie dude manacled in a chair with his hard dong out in this thread a few weeks back, I haven't been able to find it since, does anyone have it?
>>7782355
it's alright I'll take a look and see if I can find it
>>7782363
Awesome. Other details: shiny, maybe oiled, colored green or maybe tan.
>>7782386
I'm still trying to find it
any other specific details? I found a few but I'm not sure if they meet the critera
>>7782618
Not really, pretty high detailed character, little detail on the background, facing to the left, uhhh... not a pronounced snout?
>>7782686
Alright I don't think I found exactly it, but I'll post a few examples of what I found at least
hopefully that helps
>>7782801
It's nice, but he was definitely manacled (habdcuffed) to a wooden chair.
>>7783253
handcuffed*
>tfw have to get through non binary gender therapist before I am approved for genital change surgery
Soon, I ll be a vagentleman :3
>>7783662
Good luck with surgery senpai
>>7783733
Thanks
>>7783662
>>7783947
What's the point if you can't get pregnant and give your husband lots of gay babies?
>>7787276
Why are you still antagonizing this thread? You leave the other one completely alone, so it's not faggots from /bara/ shitposting, it's clearly discord drama bullshit. Even though this thread was created with the OP of the other thread specifically stating "go create another one if you don't like it", even with the OP of this thread apologizing for the discord drama bullshit, and having the decency to link both threads, you still have to come in here and stir shit, because you're butthurt about whatever the fuck is going on in the discord. That's just fucking pathetic, man. Let it go already.
inb4 "you're OP/the discord guy/whatever", I'm neither, and I don't use discord at all. Just tired of seeing people trying to keep this drama garbage going.
>>7787829
link both discords*
>>7787829
The fuck are you rambling about? I've never used discord ever.
I just like the thought of pregnant cuntboys.
>>7787829
I'm not sure if that's the same guy but that's kinda how he is
and it's too bad, I tried to make some middle ground to avoid any more drama
>>7782355
Was this the pic? :3c
>>7789339
Yes! You are the best. The long thick wet dong, the barrel chest, and how happy he looks about the situation give me such an unbelievably extreme boner. How did you finally manage to find it?
>>7789456
I remembered it because its a hot pic, and I like the artist ^69
He draws such nice dongs @_@
>>7789632
Oh god, I can't believe I didn't recognize his work. Actually I can, I am terrible at that sort of thing. Do you have his canine x dog set? It's very cute and definitely fits the theme here. I'd post it myself, but I'm going to bed. Thanks again for that, though. I am in your debt.
>>7789745
No problem, night bud
>>7789700
the silver trail ='w'=
i put collecting good pictures and fapping to yiff behind me for a bit while i was going through a normie phase, but now i've realized nothing in real life can compare to drooling over virtual gay anomils late at night.
the only thing about going full autism with furry stuff that sucks is the depression i experience every now and then when i get too deep into the
>tfw no furry bf ever
train of thought.
/blog
>>7789904
It sucks but furry is just a fantasy ;_;
I think I get how you feel though, I try not to dwell on it
I got a lot of dragons, but I can try to mix it up a little.
HOt interracial couple
>>7790202
Dragons are great. Prefer scalie/hide to fur, personally.
>https://e621.net/post/show/1143402
>This post was deleted byChaser. Reason:Uploader requested removal within 48 hours (Reason: Commissioner doesnt want this photo on the interenet, i accidentally posted it while doing some mass posting on my blog)
man, it would be a shame if someone had saved it before it got deleted and were to post it in an anonymous imageboard, dont you guys think?
>>7791467
Commissioners who want the pics all for themselves are cancer
>>7792899
Artists like this:
>>7792902
Are even worse. Dog-bone went full-jew and made her art patreon only after she had enough fans to get as much cash as possible. First they use sites like e621 to advertise their crap and when enough people know about it they delete all of their crap and make it DNP anywhere except on patron. Disgusting. People like this are ruining our already pretty shitty fandom. In a true fandom artists would just contribute stuff to keep the fandom alive. I have no problems with people wanting money for their work, but artists like this are just trying to squeeze out as much money as possible and some retarded fans don't realize that
>>7795511
>worked in housekeeping
>can only see those specks as mold spores
>desperate urge to clean
reeee
Stop posting bara shit in these threads. It's worse than the discord autism.
>>7795846
I don't think anything is worse than the discord autism but you have a point
Less lewd, more love
>>7796696
I'll see what I got
>got blackout drunk on saturday night
>decided to roll
>had a brownout between 3 and 6am, only remember going for a cup of water every 15 minutes at the club
>ended up drinking stolen beer on the main train station with a metalhead and a homeless guy
>came home and slept for 5 hours, realized I have a drug test today
>manage to postpone it to Friday
And that ends the blogpost and explains why I'm feeling extra shitty today.
>>7797097
sounds like quite the weekend
what's the drug test for? school, work?
>>7797235
Parents caught me with MDMA pills.
>>7797249
Well at least MDMA doesn't stay in the system for too long
unless you're getting tested for other shit or giving a hair sample I think you'll be fine by this Friday
>>7797300
Yeah, I smoke pot until 3 days before the test, water load a few hours before and I'm always negative so I figure I'll be clean from MD anyway.
hope this isn't too /bara/
>>7797323
Let's just hope they don't throw a pot test in there too, good luck tho m8
and I don't really care about what qualifies as bara as long as it's not fat or overly muscled men
I like masculinity in all forms
>>7797367
>Let's just hope they don't throw a pot test in there too
Well they do, I always get tested with a panel test.
It's shitty enough that I can trick it with waterloading.
I just hate this comedown since I get these bouts of depression but I know I'll be at 80% next weekend already.
These days I've mostly been pissed off at my own ugliness/other people's good looks (I have terrible self esteem) and the fact that my crush's straight.
>abloobloobloo please give me pity for being a dipshit druggie teenager
Good fucking lord, grow a spine you faggot.
Straight Savage
>>7797423
I always use to use someone else's urine when I had to cheat my own drug tests when I was younger, I think I just got lucky desu
You're probably not as bad as you think you are, if you compare yourself to really good looking people, of course, you'll feel bad. But there's nothing wrong with that everyone struggles with their own insecurities
>and the fact that my crush's straight.
oh man join the club, I've had that happen to me more times than I can count
>>7797625
Forgot to contribute.
>>7797625
Should have just said you're gay and you like shoving vials of urine in your ass, works every time
I just hid an eye dropper under my dick with the urine, lucky for me I'm a shower so I could hide it
Other gfur 404'd. Congratulations, you are the superior force.
>>7798071
Being superior wasn't my intention
I just wanted people to talk about cute gay animals without having to worry about drama
That's why I linked both discords to at least be fair to the other posters and the discord owners
>>7798178
Just congratulating you on surviving, not attempting to stir shit up, honest.
>>7798219
Well thanks, hopefully, the next thread can be like this
>Getting drug tested by your parents.
Lol, what the fuck is wrong with you underage fags?
>>7798652
It's great parenting 101
lucky for me my parents weren't that nuts when I was growing up
>>7798652
Their house, their rules.
>>7798880
Grow the fuck up and move out. If you give a shit about their rules then don't break them you fucking idiot.
>>7798717
>It's great parenting 101
Great parenting would be raising a kid you don't need to drug test.
>>7798978
Why the fuck would I move out if I get free housing, food, clothing and money?
>>7798993
Why are such a fuck up your parents feel the need to piss test you?
>>7798978
That's true
sometimes kids are born to just be degenerates
>>7799047
>found 5 MDMA pills
>once ""overdosed"" on a pot brownie and slept for 34 hours
>found my pot multiple times
>got blackout drunk at school last year
My mom's also a pharmacist, kek.
>>7799084
>>once ""overdosed"" on a pot brownie and slept for 34 hours
>>found my pot multiple times
>>got blackout drunk at school last year
This shit is retarded, you're retarded.
>>7799058
>sometimes kids are born to just be degenerates
No, being a fuck up is a result of shitty parenting.
>>7782239
>the runes on the wolf's arm
edgy, but also strangely attractive
>>7799117
I guess, I just assume sometimes no matter how hard parents try you can't always have the perfect child
When I use to be a fuck up I blamed myself not my parents, I'm better off now but that was because I wanted a change in my life
>>7799134
Tattoos are hot
even though they make no sense on furries I still like them
>>7799243
Yeah, I guess so. I also love piercings
>>7799287
Good taste my man
>>7799117
Again, I'm not blaming anyone but myself.
>>7799287
Dick piercings are pretty hot, the more the better
>>7799583
agreed
desu I kind of wanna get my cock pierced
>>7800278
I don't see why that thought would come across anyone's mind d e s u
I can't help but think "that pic would look better if there was no dick piercing".
>>7800480
I just think they look really sexy
>>7799583
Of course a retarded teenager would have taste so shitty he thinks dick piercings and tattoos are attractive.
>>7800480
Agreed. Cock piercings ruin every image they're in.
o-oh..
>>7800795
>>7787276
Eww I would not want to get pregnant anyway, inconvenience.
It is more of a non binary thing according to gender therapists, since I was young I was repulsed by the idea of sticking my dick anywhere or letting it be sucked, I thought I was simply an exclusive bottom gay but I didn't like the idea of anal as much and my dick always felt like a foreign object, just a tool disconnected from me, so having a made up vagina feels a lot more fitting for me, plus the sex is pretty great with one, and I will be so happy to get rid of my useless dick.
And no, I am not into femininity and other shit, will remain manly male
>>7801718
End your life, disgusting tranny, get the fuck out of here
>>7801733
t. Triggered :)
>>7801762
piss off, freak
>>7801880
Anon the freak is the one who lets its human nature control them, create close minded world views to feel in control and sperg over anything outside of those limited ignorant world views every time ;^)
Man some people just don't learn, oh well, never had much faith in most poeple
>>7801912
No, the freak is you. Sitting here, denying biology and justifying your disgusting fetish for self mutilation.
Your nature is inescapable, you will be forever shackled by it, your petty attempts to subvert it are just that. Sad and pathetic. Years from now you will do what so many others before you have done, you're gonna kill yourself. And only as you die will you realize how wrong you were.
Get the fuck out of here, now. No one wants to see your fetish
>>7802105
Oh how limited and ignorant your mind is, unable to grasp reality it rushes to nature to try to feel in control while forgetting that we are far from nature these days or the fact that nature isn't some perfect flawless god, but of course you would act in a religious type of way, by believing in this ultimate controlling power that explains anything you feel in control and feel like you aren't ignorant.
Too bad unlike you I am not a slave to my petty inferior human nature and can actually be open and think without similar limitations to yours.
Feel free to keep sperging though. I ll be enjoying my vacations in the future as a vagentleman while you would still probably be sperging on someone on the internet because your limited ignorant human nature had lead you to the point wher enough get triggered by everything ;^)
Man feels good to be me and not you, having mismatched genitals and have to go through surgery to fix that small issue is nothing in front of your jailed mind lul.
>>7802105
Dude, you're getting retardedly triggered about biology in a /trash/ thread about gay animal men fucking. If you don't like something, just look away instead of shitting up a thread with your opinions. I personally don't want cuntboy's mixed in with gay shit, but I'm not going to lose my mind about it. I'd honestly rather have all the cuntboy and watersports in every thread than you sperging out about it in every thread.
It's fucking 4chan.
Don't feed the trolls.
>>7802180
Yeah, whatever helps you justify your mental illness. I'll just sit here, knowing that I don't have to mutilate myself to feel good. I'll have something you'll never have, the feeling of being comfortable in my own skin. It's a pretty enlightening feeling actually. It goes hand in hand with being able to process reality. Which is something you are sorely lacking.
Also
>double spacing
go back to plebbit k? thanks. And try not to track blood on your way out, you genetic trash, you biological failure, you poor pathetic creature trying to resist the call of inevitability.
>>7802273
No, this is a vanilla thread, if the freak wants he can make his own thread away from here. What the fuck is even the point of these threads if we just passively allow these autists to shit it up with their autism? Piss off.
>>7802296
Anon I was just laughing at you, I didn't bother defending myself since your mind is so ignorant and tiny you wouldn't understand.
Science is for grown ups ;^)
>>7802340
Anon pissing you off is a very fun activity. I always love triggering delusional people :3
>>7802348
Yes, it's a real shame concepts like biology go over your head. I'm sorry your school system failed you.
>>7783662
>>7801688
No form of tax dollars better be used for this.
>tfw no water based bf
:(
>>7802451
Yeah, it is so sad that you manage to tell yourself you know science while remaining so ignorant, the trans standard she of care recognize non binary individuals but oh wait, now science isn't profitable to be followed since it doesn't make you feel better by deluding yourself you know her w the world works.
Sadly for your issue and many other's there is no book to save you, intelligence and self awareness seem to exist in onlqy a specific number of worthwhile people, sorry you didn't make it, but you can at least serve as a worker so your life can have value ;^)
>>7802509
Whoops posted bara in /gfur/, with the amount of fetish based autism here I thought I was in /bara/. Here's something a bit more /gfur/ to make up for it.
>>7802509
Not in the US but other non binary individuals I know did say they ll be looking for a good insurance, not sure if the government on covers non binaries.
Meh I am personally against autismbux, if someone can't find work and pay for themselves they don't deserve help.
threadly reminder that vyrux is a neonazi virgin gyp fuck who should consider necking himself
>non binary
stopped there, sorry anon but tumblr blogs are not an authority on science.
You have two sexes, male and female as determined by your chromosomes. Any deviation from this is what we call an aberration or anomaly, it isn't normal and isn't healthy. But whatever, tell yourself what you want.
I lose no sleep knowing that you'll soon mutilate yourself and shortly thereafter kill yourself like all the other mentally ill trannies.
>>7802584
Autism is always fun to trigger, wanted to see,gfur's reaction, seems surprisingly civilized outside of the guy that is hilariously sperging about it
>>7802614
Then why do standards of trans care that are required to be followed have a non binary option letting us get the surgery without pretending to be trans
>>7802560
NO
ONE
FUCKING
CARES
Now go post your fetish shit somewhere else.
>>7802655
Triggering simpletons is fun though :3
>>7802560
Are you ok anon? You seem to be too busy pretending to be retarded to type correctly.
>>7802682
keep posting intersex
>>7802686
Sorry, getting kinda late but I am having too much fun reading the butthurt comments, I always hate when I manage to find something lulzy very late
>>7802642
Because leftist autism politics and activism has gotten such a disgusting stranglehold on the media and on policy that this bullshit came to pass.
It's the same reason why you're not allowed to point out more than 88% of people with dysphoria grow out of it by puberty, it is the same reason kids can get hormone blockers that fuck with their development.
It is a normalized mental illness but that hardly makes your insanity valid. This will end soon enough though. Utterly disgusting.
>>7802642
You are the autismal fetishist who I was referring to.
>>7802682
>I'm smart, ur dumb
Let me guess, you voted for Hillary, or maybe Berney. Only leftist shitpump drones would act as pompous as that.
>>7802655
don't worry, wants he gets his nuts sliced off and his cock turned inside out he'll lose his sex drive and stop coming here. He'll probably end up back at plebbit screaming about tranny rights and how the evil cis people are oppressing '''''xim''''''
>>7802702
Nonono, intersex is someone born with both genitals usually or different ones because the one developed faster than the other, you can't become intersex.
Vagentlemen are more of a non binary thing
>>7802655
>claims to not care
>continues to care a lot
Please just stop. We're worried about you anon.
>>7802756
keep posting vagentlemen then
>>7802715
Ah yes the "I love science because it simplifies the world and deludes me into thinking I know how the world works but when my close minded world view is attacked by science itself it is le evil Jews, le media, le totally mot real science"
Kek, especially since you keep whining about kids while most trans people started when they were adults and this kid thing is far newer
Oh wait you have no argument so you try to talk about kids ;^)
>>7802742
Well superior people are allowed to make fun of simpletons, that is why simpletons get mad, deep inside they know the truth ;^)
>>7802745
Dumb idiot, I am taking testosterone hormones after the surgery, usually patches or muscle injections :p
Man you are so ignorant you cis scum xD
>>7802756
>intersex is-
The term is hermaphrodite. But at least now we all know you've never opened a science book in your life.
>>7802823
>being this laze you can't even google
>being this ignorant you believe there aren't more words for the same thing as if humans aren't autistic enough to do that
Thanks for proving my point :3
>>7802817
>MY WAY OF LIVING IS PERFECTLY NORMAL AND NATURAL
>but I have to take drugs the rest of my life to be happy
lmfao it's like watching a diabetic try to argue that he doesn't have a disease.
>>7802852
Well it is a superior solution to your situation that sadly doesn't have one, some people are just simpletons, that is the sad part about the world, so many dumb simpletons everywhere, it is hard to find a truly interesting and intelligent individual, Hannibal from the latest homo erotic tv series was pretty interesting :3
But I guess you will just die of a heart attack since you ll refuse to take medication for future problems ;^)
>>7802817
Man you're even more fucked in the head than that resident druggie who tries to justify his bad life decisions.
This is probably the same vagina spammer that spammed /bara/ the other day.
>>7802845
>>7802826
>>7802756
It's funny you can tell these are all some extra specific fetish that involves non-consensual impregnation. I mean, nice job trying to make it look like you're just as normal as anyone else here, but it's clear you're a lot more fucked in the head than the rest of us.
>>7802902
Yeah your reaction says a lot ;^)
Truth hurts so much you can't even acknowledge it xD
That is what happens when you let others do the thinking for you
>>7802817
>I have never once actually looked at the statistics concerning transexuals, the post
It's worrying how intent you are on mutilating yourself without even doing research on how it will affect your life post op. It's all a fantasy to you.
But whatever, it'll be funny to see you crawl back here complaining about how numb you feel, how you aren't sensitive enough down there, how no one will touch you because they think you're a freak etc. It'll be delicious and I eagerly await
>>7802922
Anon the owners of the pics can do whatever they want, but in reality you can't get pregnant so you are safe :p
Why would you assume all vaginas have to get pregnant? That is a terrible thing
>>7802897
Getting sick is different from purposefully mutilating or crippling yourself. I bet you're a pozz fag too.
>>7802944
Doesn't change the fact your mind is way more fucked. Your life will either end in a padded cell or with a bullet in your brain. Accept it.
>>7802930
That is the difference between you and I, I am above most people and don't follow statistics ;^)
The idiots can do what they want collectively, I will do what I individually want and simpletons can keep crying about it ;^)
Though of course if you are an average person of course you would like to be group up under a collective instead of solo
>all these idiots getting baited so hard and thinking that he is actually serious about men with cunts
Vagentleman Anon you are the most entertaining thing to happen to these gay ass threads.
>>7802964
He can't except it, he's literally mentally ill. What type of madman actually thinks lady parts are superior to boy parts.
>deliberately choosing to become the lesser sex
for shame, bois are superior!
>>7802902
vagentleman is a self proclaimed troll. Druggie anon and gypsiebro are way more cringeworthy.
>>7802962
Eww God no, I am only dating for a quality perfect husbandos up to my standards, I much rather stay single than settle like you normies
>>7802964
That is what you tell yourself by posting that, truth will always annoy you unless you open your mind ;^)
>>7802969
>I am above most people
Stopped reading, I don't care about your god complex
>>7802977
Oh you silly, I am quite serious about it, I just love to use it to b8 close minded simpletons, their reaction is fun
>>7802982
A dick is useless if you don't like it or want to use it, a vagina fits me so much better :3
I like dicks but only on other people, men or women
>>7803004
Yet you keep replying ;^)))))
>>7802969
>I am above most people
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahaha
Aaahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
Oh man, you're so delusional. You're not above most people, you're not even above most people in this thread. You're a mentally damaged tranny with narcissism. You are below nearly every other human being on planet earth. I almost pity the thought of how incredibly far your mental plummet will be when you wake up and realize having a pretend vagina didn't magically fix anything, and instead made your life a hundred times more difficult.
>>7803035
I think your reaction just proved me right ;^)
It is so easy to toy with simpletons, you literally hit their delusion and they sperg because deep inside they know they are wrong
>>7802969
>The difference between you and I
The difference between you and the rest of us is that for the most part, we don't actually hate ourselves to the point of wanting to mutilate yourself via surgery.
You are no different than those aging washed up celebrities who get botox and tons of plastic surgery to try and hide the ravages of time.
They think they're beautiful but they look like monters. That's you. I would say it's tragic, but I don't actually care about you or your well being so I won't bother pretending.
>>7803032
I understand that you gotta keep the mask. Keep at it dude. Your gay thread derailing powers are too good.
>>7803054
>most of us
Yes most of trash are quite irrelevant to my life, you are one with them, I am a free vagentleman and can do what I want because I am above the trash that know they are that thus try to unite together and mutually support each other's decisions and beliefs in order to go through life.
What a sad limited existence with no real freedom, feels good to be me
>>7803069
Anon don't insult me, lying is what low level trolls do.
Master trolls don't need to lie, the truth is always far more triggering and painful for people to deal with than a made up lie.
At least they are being useful to me by providing entairtainment since their lives are usually pointless
>>7803091
>I'm free to
I'll always be freeir than you because I'll always have the choice to choose whether to take dick, or give it. You are depriving yourself of freedom and claiming it gives you more freedom. Yep, definitely a liberal sjw. Bet you think hate speech laws actually expand speech too, don't you?
I'll be waiting on your obituary in a year or two
>>7803126
Oh if you only knew what actual freedom meant p, your mind is still a slave with limited options given to you by others.
Plus what part of "my dick is useless and would never want to stick it in anything or get it sucked" didn't you get :p
Outside of fapping it is dead meat, and I much rather masturbate with a dildo in my neo vagina :3
>>7803176
>when he has to go through mental leaps and bounds to justify him forever denying himself an option in life
A truly warped sense of freedom you have.
>If I shackle myself and throw away the key I'm the free one in my mind!
pathetic
>>7803206
Well your mind is limited so of course it didn't allow you to understand my point, that is why simpletons are not useful for serious discussion and only useful to laugh at.
You are the one you won't get to feel your vagina between your legs get penetrated and experience a great orgasm.
Oh well remember to clean your asshole for sexy or careful of what you eat ;^)
>>7803052
>he thinks he is le master ebin troll
>doesn't realize we're just using him for our own amusement
It really is amazing how deluded trannies are. I guess you'd have to be to think chopping your dick off would solve all your problems.
>>7803252
Your point is trash m8, it's literal nonsense, that's the problem
>>7803262
Anon you are supposed to say that at the start, you can't sperg then pretend it was nothing ;^)
>>7803277
>point
Oh he thinks we are arguing
Almost cute if it wasn't coming from someone so average
The truth is I gave many points from the start, your mind simply shields you from those since if you would be able to see them your entire inner psych structure would crumble because you based yourself on simplified lies and other unsteady elements while yo we're building it
Should have gotten a vagentleman architect desu
>>7803252
>I would rather suffer the pains of bleeding once a month for more than half of my life and risk of having kids than just spend a couple of minutes cleaning my ass for pregnancy-free sex
You actually said this.
>>7803329
Oh my god, you people are dumber than I thought, sex reassignment surgery vaginas don't have periods or make babies, and I am very thankful for that since it makes our vagina so much more practical :3
>>7803329
Of course he did, only a retard would actually think vaginas are better.
Dicks are fun to play with and asses are ALWAYS tighter and more fun to fuck.
>>7803318
Yeah, ok have fun being forever alone
>>7803372
But a vagina is better, it is a convenient always clean home with a nice fun clitoris to play with while getting penetrated :3
An ass is just an ass, I much rather be fucked vaginally than analy.
Dicks are good as long as it is on other people, not me
>>7803318
>you can't sperg
Well good thing I haven't, then. Only replied to you a few times, each time simply mocking your pathetic attempts at appearing normal. Haven't you noticed the multiple replies very close to one another? Did you really think the replies were all one person? Again with your delusion. I wonder if a tranny's brain is completely beyond the point of no return, or if there is some small doubt in your mind, some inkling that you know I'm right, that cutting your dick off will solve nothing, cure nothing, that you will be the same miserable, depressed sadsack you always were, and that dick or no dick made not a single bit of difference.
Probably not, I'm sure you'll just reply with another "gotem!" line and an emoticon, proving you're more or less already braindead. At least I got some good laughs out of it, though.
>>7803372
Oh and have fun being you, oh wait you won't since you limited brain will lead you towards the wrong choices, emotions will lead you towards terrible choices such as settling for something mediocre only to have a terrible life because you cared more about not being alone instead of finding someone worth while and you will always be well, you.
>>7803448
>pathetic attempts to appear normal
Man you sure are having fun and are not affected at all, this is just some ebin trollin am I right ;^)
>>7803409
>vagina
>better
wrong
>always clean
t. someone who's never actually been with a woman
>clitoris
>on a tranny
wrong, it's just your cock turned inside out
>an ass is just an ass
t. lazy bottom
Really now? The good boys don't reward such laziness, you will always be doomed to only being fucked by gutter trash diseased freaks, because no man actually wants to fuck a man with a vagina unless it's some skinny twink qt.
Not a bear.
You are SOL
>>7803472
>wrong choices
hun, not mutilating myself is definatley a good choice. I think this is the worst part about you trannies, it's one thing to be a freak and keep it to yourself but you actively try to convince people they would be 'happier' having their genitals sliced off or turned inside out.
Gay men don't want you, dear. They want other men. Which is something you're giving up. Forever. You'll just be a sad little husk. A pretender, waiting on the side hoping someone takes pity on you. But no one ever does. Because you're a monster. A disgusting abomination.
>>7803366
Sex reassignment vaginas don't work at all stupid, not even for orgasms. It's just a hole made with your scrotum that has even less sensitivity than a penis.
It's almost like you know nothing about MtF assignment surgeries.
>>7803485
>being with a woman
Ewww unless they have a dick I am not interested in women, and again, surgery vaginas Armstrong the same as female vaginas ;^)
>I pretend to know biologist
>I don't know that the penis is just an enlarged clitoris and thus you remake the clitoris by using the penis head
Which luckily is protected by a nice foreskin in my case since I am not from scissors land and will be even better ;^)
>he thinks I care about body types and labels instead of worthwhile poeple
That is why you will always fail, though I would understand why you would think that way, you see others as close to you instead of inferior simpletons that are not husbando material
>>7803553
>scrotum
Thanks for proving my point about being so ignorant yet telling yourself you know things, you use the penis to create the vagina, scrotum skin is only used in the cases it needs to have deeper depth and it isn't used much when people have a foreskin ;^)))
>>7803540
>giving up
>I am giving up dumb idiots who get triggered by different things
Anon even if I was normal gay I would still not date trash ;^)
You see, I don't settle, I will only date someone who is a worthwhile husbandos, unlike you, I won't rush to a relationship as I get older just because you might feel lonely and care more about relieving that feeling than finding a worthwhile husbando
>>7803555
>I don't care about body types
t. ugly person
I'm so sorry
>just worthwhile people
worthwhile people are taken by other worthwhile, typically healthy and mentally sound people.
Not by freaks who get their dick turned inside out.
>not knowing the penis is just an enlarged clitoris
t, someone who has never picked up a biology book in their life. You'll be in for a shock.
>>7803472
>posted a "gotem!" line and an emoticon immediately after I predicted that was exactly what you would do
Thanks for proving trannies are legitimately, objectively, definitively mentally damaged, my perpetually deluded friend.
>>7803555
>doesn't know that a penis has less nerve endings than a clitoris
>that's why woman's orgasms are more intense
Come the fuck on. This is common sense.
>>7803651
>he doesn't know that all babies start as mostly female and then their parts develop into male aka the outer vaginas skin becomes balls and the clitoris becoming a dick
You see, when female to male trans take testosterone their clitoris becomes bigger and bigger, that is because they haven't gone through that process during birth unlike us males.
And thankfully since I have gone through that process my clitoris won't become huge since it had already gone through that process because buck angel clitoris is kinda big and eww
But once again, thanks for proving me right when I said yo delude yourself into thinking you know biology xd
And the fact that you care so deeply about body types again tells me what a normie tier simpleton you are, I usually hope poeple online aren't that bad but I sadly get proven wrong, simpletons remain simpletons :/
>>7803667
Please, use more negative words to describe how much you don't care ;^)
>>7803682
Not exactly, a penis might have less nerves but hormones severely affect your orgasm.
For example if I would take estrogen my orgasms would be softer but last for longer and be something that was described as body wide orgasm but since I ll be taking testosterone the orgasm is more intense but lasts a lesser amount of time similar to men right now
But oh wait, that is too much science for your minds to listen to ;^)
>>7803252
>You are the one you won't get to feel your vagina between your legs get penetrated and experience a great orgasm.
It's not a vagina transplant or anything. I admit I don't know much about genital mutilation/castration, but I'm pretty sure that any sort of pretend vagina is not going to be that sensitive.
>>7803787
>it isn't as sensitive as a female vagina
>that means it isn't sensitive
Why don't you try it and tell us, I know people who have gone through the operation including non binary and they feel the orgasm quite intensely ;^)
Oh wait once again you must rather believe the surgery is hack and slash and glue stuff together
>>7803829
Or how about I just have an orgasm without cutting off my dick?
Ever thought of that? Guess not.
>>7803782
>babies start as female
>actually believing this feminist horseshit
gender is decided at conception because that's when the genetic make up is determined, you know, those chromosomes that decide sex? Yeah..you really are dumb aren't you?
>>7803829
>Yes goyim! destroy what God gave you, turn it inside out and mutilate yourself, it's perfectly normal and healthy to hate your body and want to destroy it.
I wonder who could be behind this post
>>7803782
>medically accepted terminology is now deemed "negative words" because the truth is so upsetting to the tranny
I don't care, but I will keep responding, as your incredibly apparent frustration is very entertaining.
>>7803898
>having an orgasm
>with something as repulsive and useless as a dick
>while you could be orgasming while the other penis penetrates you and feels you with pleasure at every turn because in a way it is like the other guy is jacking you off with his penis, something cis men will never get to enjoy
Yeah no, fuck my dick, I don't like it, I shouldn't have it since it doesn't fit me,
a vagina is superior :3
>>7803948
Might want to check that ballsack of yours, there is a line in the middle, that is where the vaginal opening was supposed to be if you didn't end up make ;^)
But oh wait, you want to believe clitoris and the penis head are not similar at all, I guess it will trigger your insecurities ;^)
>>7803971
Oh god the religious cuck is here, thinking I am inferior trash like him to bow down before god or nature instead doing what I want like all superior humans who are above nature, and we get to play god this time around.
Stay cucked ;^)
Anyway time for sleeps, cya later /pol/tards
>>7803782
Here's a thought for you; if you're so much better than the rest of humanity, why do you post on the lowest tier board of one of the least respected websites on the entire internet? I mean, even reddit is more well-respected, and generally more accepting of your delusion. And why would such a perfect person even require such surgical procedures? Shouldn't someone of such prowess be able to soldier through the hardship of dealing with having a penis? You say you are a great person, yet your focus is on base sex, so much so you need to change your body to find it more pleasurable for yourself? At least we here can accept we are dregs, and even revel in it, yet you cannot even manage that. A pauper claiming to be a king, coddling himself in tattered robes. No matter how much you try to run from the truth, you can only escape it in mental delusion. You are no great man, you are a degenerate obsessed with sex, and that is all you are. Dick, fake vagina, whatever you want, it doesn't change the fact you waste your life away shitposting on 4chan.
Now tell me I'm wrong and you've got a great career and are a leader in your industry so that I can laugh at your obvious lies.
>>7804061
>get outed as a jew
>immediately quit the conversation
Haha! a little subtlety next time might help
>>7804128
>lengthy text to an obvious troll
Boy how does that bait taste like? I can almost see it bulging down your throat.
>>7804192
>bulging down your throat
god dammit, don't give me a boner, we're pontificating here
>>7804192
He's not wrong, though.
>>7804131
>Unironically spouting anything from /pol/
Jesus christ dude lmfao
>>7804262
Oh come now anon, you know it's the truth
>>7804061
Druggies are worthless shitters that don't even care about their own bodies, but maybe you should take up heroine or something. You'd be less pathetic, and it's probably not as dangerous to your physical and mental well being.
You faggots are arguing about who is less fucked when we are jacking off to fucking ANIMALS. We are all degenerates. Stfu.
>ywn see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars
sigh
>>7804305
It'd be kind of cute to have a bf that is anti trump, just a little bit though, not like some typical Hillary drone that has violent outbursts whenever anyone without screeching distance doesn't obey the ever amorphous rules of leftists.
Just a bit pouty like your pic related.
>>7804369
>jacking off to cartoon porn
>trying to encourage and normalize self mutilation
One is a simple fetish, like pretty much any other fetish. One is fucking over your life.
>>7804369
>implying that jerking to cartoon animals on the internet is more degenerate than mutilating your body to the point of permanent disfigurement for the sake of having another hole in your body
Kek
>>7804409
agreed
>>7804438
Don't get me wrong i think tranny are fucking freaks. I even took on assigned male and his braindead bots on his FB before. Shits a mental illness and should be treated like one. Medication and therapy.
The part that annoys me is that we're all fucking freaks and you niggers are arguing about who is worse kek. Just fap and stfu
>>7804513
You're acting like *normal* people don't have fetishes.
>tfw no bf to commit a ton of violent crimes with
caring about politics is for bougie fucks
I just want to rob a corner store and have a getaway driver
>>7806569
If you had a bf you wouldn't want to commit crimes with him. You'd wanna spend all day in bed fugging or working legally to stay with your bf and out of jail for continued love fugging.
Anon that tired to fap to gay fur porn here. I just tried fapping to it again a few weeks later. I have to say, I don't feel much different than I did then. I don't think gay fur porn or gay porn in general is for me.
>>7806588
Hey, same guy that talked to you before. No worries, man. Nothing wrong with being straight or whatever you are, can't help it any more than we can help liking dudes. Like I said last time though, feel free to stick around and chill, if you still can. Gotten a lot less chill lately.
>>7806586
No I think I'd want to form a boarding party with him and go taking over local pleasure craft with him, wielding illegally modified PS90s made to fire 10mm and in full auto, used to shake down bougie families on yachts and taking bridges of container ships hostage
>>7806588
ok
>>7806694
Autism.
>>7806753
im just angry all the time
>>7806813
Why?
>>7806851
Because every time I've ever tried to do something I might enjoy more than casual masturbation, someone's stood up in my way to stop me
im not sorry for killing the vibe
>>7806973
Care to go into more detail? An example?
im sure some fucker will find some way to fuck with me yet again
>>7806973
Sounds like your problem is you being a bitch.
>>7807165
Have you ever tried to change your perspective? Even a slight shift can make a world of difference. Realizing something as simple as realizing people aren't out to get you, rather they are only out for themselves, can significantly reduce the amount of animosity you feel towards other people in general. We are still simple animals at our core, and most of us function at a fairly base level.
>>7807152
>got into level design
>everyone freaks out because OMG LEVEL DESIGN ISNT MAKING GAMES FUCK OFF
>got into drawing
>everyone talked shit becuase OMG THATS NOT LOOMIS HOW DARE YOU NOT FOLLOW LOOMIS
>got into building and fixing stuff
>everyone talked shit becuase OMG YOURE NOT USING BRAND NEW SHIMANO PARTS AND DEWALT TOOLS
>do literally anything ever
>everyone who sees it freaks out
Why do anything? I even said once, "why isnt there a speedrun of forza" and the answer from literally everyone around was "because it's a racing game you can't speedrun a racing game"
well,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ZhczLwJ3IY
But when I do it, it's automatically wrong, every time
I fix up a bike and a gear shears off under power, and the response isn't "wow what a shitty cassette" it's "wow youre a shitty mechanic". despite it being a fucking piece of steel literally failing under load -- nothing I could have prevented without re-forging the entire fucking assembly. but nevermind that most people don't go re-forging parts they get, nah, that some threading failed is surely my fault
>>7807321
Do what you enjoy regardless of what people think. People are going to shit on you for doing nothing too. Might as well be shit on for doing something you enjoy.
>literally anything goes wrong at any time
>it's my fault
>things actually go ok and no crises happen
>people invent shit to shit on me for
why would I not be angry all the time
>>7807321
You need to stop caring what other people say about the things you do and just do them. Unless they are physically stopping you, all they can do is talk. And if they are stopping you physically, call the cops on them.
>>7807386
>People are going to shit on you for doing nothing too.
you'd think that but it's actually hard for people to shit on me when I don't pay my phone bill, don't go to work, and spend most days cooped up inside my house not doing anything
>>7807416
>Unless they are physically stopping you,
you are naive as heck if you think that physical stoppage is the only way to impede someone's business, but then again, I'd been around people who have cleared rifles while pointing them directly at me, and telling them to not do that (i.e. to not rack the rifle and then pull the trigger while pointing it at me) was met with anger
>>7807541
You didn't specify it was a business at any point before this, and in fact seemed to go out of your way to describe the things you did as hobbies. Physically stopping you is the only way they can legitimately force you to stop a hobby. Unless your hobby is attempting to build nuclear reactors in your garage.
I am going to be completely honest with you, and I don't mean this as an insult, but the way you type and the things you say make me guess you're underage. Again, not an insult, but I say it to make a point. As you are, you are very emotional, it is natural for someone your age to be that way. And there's nothing wrong with it. You are much more easily emotionally compromised at that time in life. It will not always be so, and years from now you will pine for the intense feelings you experience day to day. Being more aware of this can help you control it. Learn to relax and calm yourself. I hope you can take this as constructive criticism and not an insult.
>>7807541
>bad weapons handling
They deserved to have the shit beat out of them.
>>7807840
>i'm uncomfortable with what you're talking about, so you must be 12!
thanks man for just being yet another little shit in the big sea of shits around me. people like you are why I don't bother paying my phone bill anymore, and only pay internet because my roommate demands a connection -- everyone's an insensitive shithead just like yourself who assumes every little thing is indeed my fault, and to be upset about people assuming that must mean I'm secretly a literal child
>>7807951
You took such offense to constructive criticism, that was worded to be as inoffensive and non judgemental as possible, and twisted it into an attack on your character. And you're trying to tell me you're in control of your emotions? You're calm, cool, and collected? I've seen actual children behave more level headed than you're acting right now. Like I said repeatedly in that post, it's not an attack, I'm not saying it to be a dick, I am giving you the tools you need to change your perspective. See that you are at least half of every interaction with someone else, to see yourself through the eyes of others. This is how I am seeing you now, objectively, without emotion or knowledge of who you are or any attachment to you. Your friends or family or whoever may have their own problems, they may indeed blame you for things you cannot control and all the rest, but there is also something broken inside of you. Something only you can see and mend. You must fight your emotion, redirect your anger towards the outside world into constructive inward endeavors. If you do not, you will remain set against yourself, just as the rest of the world will continue to look like it is against you, as your perception of the outside world is colored by your own flaws. Make peace within yourself, and you will see the peace in the outside world that is currently obscured from you.
>>7807940
yeah well that never happened, because most people --at least when i'm involved-- think that those sorts of things are okay, that a part shearing off under load is the fault of the operator, and will make up outlandish conspiracy theories to justify hating on anything else I do.
The only reason I don't have more examples is because I don't bother with shit anymore. But that just makes the few times anything does happen all the more notable, the one time I try to do anything it goes wrong in some minor way but what few observers there are blow it all out of proportion. It's not worth doing anything ever at that rate
>>7808161
How do you have so many negative interactions with what sounds like shit people? Everyone's had the displeasure of interacting with shit people before, but you seem to claim far more than your share, even if you're embellishing your stories.
Do you just interact with the same people in these different examples? Do all of these people have the same socioeconomic status? Do you just life in a shit town? I don't get how someone can consistently bump into so many negative people.
>>7808158
>>7808239
>constructive criticism
It was literally just "you're underage; deal with your hormones"
despite talking about rent and bills and shit, you'd sooner accuse me of being a literal child than to so much as say that it's not okay to use me as a backdrop for clearing a rifle.
>I don't get how someone can consistently bump into so many negative people.
Start with yourself. I bring up these stories and your first impulse is to blame me for having them, calling me underage and trying to find other excuses and shit
>>7808395
And now you think two people are one, that it is all an attack on you...
I do not know how to reach someone like you over the internet. Will you just give my words some thought? You need not agree and heed what I say, simply mull it over without denying it out of hand. I'll give you one last example, take a photo of yourself, your face, bring it up on your phone or print it out, whichever, and go to a mirror. Look at yourself in the mirror, the face you are so used to seeing. Now look at the photo. If you can look so different even to your own eyes with just a photo, how different must people see you? How different must they see themselves, when they look in their mirrors? You cannot change the mirror. You cannot change them, nor their mirrors. All you can hope to change is you yourself. If you seek peace within, you can indeed do such things.
>>7808516
All you've done is go "lol hormones" and now spew some platitudinous shit about self-image in mirrors.
Again, if you wanna wonder why my outlook is so negative, start with yourself. You are literally incapable of admitting that my body is not a safe direction for clearing a rifle.
>>7808579
I am only trying to help you, my friend. Please, take a moment to breathe. Slow, relaxed. I am not your enemy. You came here telling your story, begging for help in your own way. I am offering you salve, but you have so much inner turmoil you continue to reject it in fear and anger. I do not know other people in your life, neither do I know the events that have occurred in your life. I can only offer you this aid. There is no solution to your inner pain except finding a way to soothe it yourself. You can find new friends, a new life, new material wealth, but none of it will fix what is inside of you, it will only distract from the pain for a time. You know the pain is there. You know that you can repair your mental wounds by introspection and meditation, and you should know that I am trying to help you. It is a slow process, but it is immensely worthwhile for you in the long run. I do not know what else I can say to help you, but I believe in you. I do believe in you, whoever you are. You can do it, you can find your inner peace.
>>7808729
that's a lot of words blaming me for others' behaviour and projecting your own weirdnesses to boot
>>7808794
Nothing in that guys post is blaming you for anything though.
>>7808794
I have blamed you for nothing. I have given you the tools you need to find happiness within yourself. The world is not a perfect place where everyone gets what they want. People can be kind and cruel, as can fate. The only solace you can be certain of is internal peace. If you have that, you can find paths in the outside world to direct you to better places. How much longer will you use the things that have happened to you to distract you from inner peace? How long will you give the cruelness of the world space inside of you? Will you give that cruelness dominion over yourself for your entire life?
I believe in you. I believe you can find your inner peace.
Haven't been to /trash/ in several months. Why is bara not okay, but vagina is?
>>7809004
It's not, but there's nothing we can do to stop them, and the dingdong really seems to enjoy shitposting. Just ignore them and they'll likely move on to some other thread where they're more likely to get attention.
>>7809019
Okay, but why are manly men not allowed?
>>7809040
"normal" manly men are, but not bara. It's for the same reason femboys aren't allowed: that this general is supposed to be relatively free of specific subgenres and fetishes.
This for example is perfectly appropriate
hit the bump limit
new thread here >>7809629