HG Thread - Present day, Present time.

k lmao im retarded

Give me 24

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>>7774055
Sticky Fingaz

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>>7774055
close to finale Yukine

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>>7774055
GO1

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>>7774055
Reigen Arataka

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>>7774016
Have a good meal, hope you don't get sick!
>>7774038
I get nervous because talking about having a family makes me giddy like some kind of schoolgirl and it's embarrassing..
>>7774055
Kaito

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>>7774055
Shii

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>>7774055
Maria and Harusame

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>>7774055
James Storm

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>>7774055
Kim Thayil

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>>7774055
Lain Iwakura

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>>7774055
Redman

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>>7774055
Slime

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>>7774055
Commandant Teste

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>>7774055
Little Toy Robot

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>>7774055
Plague Knight

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>>7774055
Rika

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>>7774055
Superior pancakes

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>>7774055
Garnet
>>7774072
The girls like it when guys are embarrassed.

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>>7774055
Killer Mike

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>>7774055
Bray Wyatt

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>>7774055
Stellan Skarsgard

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>>7774055
Green Bastard

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>>7774055
Kaguya Houraisan

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>>7774055
Eric Roberts

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>>7774055
BUFFCAT

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>>7774055
>>7774097

Jasper

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>>7774097
At this point I'm only really concerned about how one girl feels about it, well probably some of my sisters too, they might tease me to no end about it, but that's family I suppose.

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>>7774115
Morning, Jasper. I see you're as angry as ever.
>>7774122
Oh right. Bout that one girl, she has a new outfit she wants to show off. You sound like you're the punching bag of your family.

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>>7774135
Shut up.

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>>7774055
Maa

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>>7774135
Ah, haha, d-does she now? I thought you weren't going to tell my future. But, it's fine with me, without me who knows how many fights they'd get into with each other..

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>>7774038
Gee whiz, I hope I can repay this act of kindness one day.

>>7774047
Yup! I think that's actually bit more than what this job is worth, but it should be enough for a bus ticket and some food.

>>7774073
Can I borrow paper and a crayon?

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>>7774164
...Frankly, I'd pay ten times as much for this, it's so important to me.

>>7774165
Sure!
>hands over a sheet of construction paper and a blue crayon

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>>7774143
Nice to see you as well.
>>7774160
Well that was barely nothing. You have no idea what it is and how revealing it is. Guess we all need something to blame our problems on sometime.
>>7774164
Don't be. Though if anything, I wouldn't mind having a milkshake one of these days. That's all I would want from you.

>>7774196
Thanks senpai
>starts drawing dicks

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>>7774200
R-revealing? Come on Garnet, you can't say stuff like that, I'm still a guy ya'know! Though thanks to all of that picking on I'm pretty tough! At least my body is.

>Speaking of, here, don't know if you have this or not.

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>tfw nobody wants to buy any of your designs
What's the most you've sold anything for, HG? Be it in a garage sale, thrift store, pawn shop, etc.

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>>7774190
Understand. I just don't want to take advantage of the situation. That's not me.

>>7774200
Ooh ok! What flavor? Strawberry?

>>7774246
I don't sell things.

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>>7774055
Crashman

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>>7774246
I sold my entire hot wheels collection for 200 bucks. Then a decade later I learned it was worth more than a thousand, since I had a bunch of rares.

Sucks Tbh

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>>7774253
Egh. Whatever. One-time thing, or...?

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>>7774269
I traded a first edition Charizard card for a fake Arceus card in middle school once. I learned a year later about why everyone wanted to trade with me for that.

Yukine is cute.

>>7774303
>Vampy

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>>7774231
That is what makes this fun. You can't be sure your body wasn't always this tough though.
>Thanks dude. I really need to look for more images later.
>>7774246
Try try again. Your perseverance will be awarded soon.
>Thirty dollars for some old games. I am currently holding onto many comics until they become valuable.
>>7774253
Vanilla. And Chocolate. Half and Half is always the best flavor. But if you can't get that. Strawberry would be fine. Don't stress out over it.


No reason for me to be here this late. You guys have a good night. I'm going to stargaze for a bit. Good night.

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>>7774336
Well, I wouldn't know it was this tough if I didn't go through that either, but have a goodnight Garnet, as always it was nice talking with you.
>If I find anymore I'll let you know.

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>>7774336
Later, Garnet.

>>7774246
you sold yourself to me for the low low price of free, if that counts

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>>7774274
Yeah, I suppose a one time deal is good, I just drift from job to job anyways.

Anyways I should rest up. It's getting late. Thanks for the opportunity!

>>7774336
You too Garnet! Have a good night!

>>7774336
goodnight best gem

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>>7774336
Night.

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>>7774379
Hey, if you want to keep it regular...eh. Later.

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>>7774336
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA! HOW MOTIVATIONAL, TOO! THANK YOU, GARNET! Sleep tight!

>>7774375
oh really now
who said I was free, sucka?

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>>7774336
Mhm.

>>7774411
checked, good job lassy

oh ,and, just yesterday you did, actually

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>walks in while inner monologuing
"you know, i've been through so much here at Hg, what with the loss of doctor cox, all the shitposting, and that darn anon who won't stop >kissu'ing me, but It's all about to pay off! I'm finally becoming a resident avafag! Maybe i'll even get my own newfags to bully"
>starts daydreaming about bullying some poor newfag like a big boy

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>>7774417
I don't recall that, Mr.Anon. What kind of game do ya think you're playing at, hmmm?

i wana draw good like tricky

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>>7774483
TELL YOUR BAD, SELF-HATING THOUGHTS TO FUCK OFF. YOU'RE BETTER THAN WHAT YOU JUST IMPLIED YOURSELF TO BE, ANON, AND DON'T BE RETARDED AND THINK YOU AREN'T. EVERYONE WORKS AT THEIR OWN PACE. DO NOT COMPARE YOURSELF TO THOSE """ABOVE""" YOU, COMPARE YOURSELF TO YOUR PAST SELF, AND TO ARTISTS WHO YOU VIEW AS WORSE THAN YOU. YOU WILL ONLY REACH WHERE YOU WANT TO BE WITH EFFORT AND YEARS OF TIME.

Idea time, post ideas.
Show off day: Grab an ava from a source you like but don't want to dedicate yourself to then toss it up and see if anyone is interested.

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>>7774498
am I as good as you yet?

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>>7774445
...Mr. Anon, eh? Well, little buddy... Let's say we're playing a little game I'd like to call, Trench Warfare. And, it looks like you've found yourself positioned in the middle of No Man's Land, right before the thickest detective in all of Miami... Now, I'll have you know, my commanding officer doesn't speak well to repulsive slander of his men. And, I can assure you, he certainly wouldn't allow the likes of you to ever walk this earth with working bones.

Of course, it seems he's out of commission for the time being... and, just as unfortunately, I'm not one to fuck around. So, I recommend you quite the fluff talk about not remembering' shit and what not, and actually use that brain of yours for what it's worth.

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>>7774483
>i wana draw good like ____!
You shouldn't compare yourself with the others.

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>>7774518
Yes, you are. You have a cute little scribble style and you obviously know what anatomy queues exist, and how to show whichever you need through any given style of your choice, and if not, are still working to do so, consciously or not. You are doing great! Just devote more of your heart into what you love, instead of filing it up with the water of your sorrow. Make it a lush garden, not a swamp.

>>7774506
I could get behind that.
I'd post ideas, but the ones I have are retarded as fuck.

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>>7774544
You don't even know who I am, fag

Help, HG. I can't sleep.

>>7774558
Grimes

>>7774563
Drink something warm

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>>7774533
What are you talking about? Where did you even come from?! It's as if you're rambling on, like a sickened war veteran with a nasty case of Shell-Shock, over things that I can't even understand. Do you expect me to know what you're doing when you approach me with this hostile attitude? All I asked was what you meant by myself being free as of yesterday, but noooo. Instead, I get to deal with some guy who tried to shoot me several times because of a misunderstanding telling me to quit "pretending to lie", to cut my shit. Fuck off.

>>7774563
same

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>>7774570
Nope. It's me, Chuck Testa.

>>7774607
>wraps arms around waist from behind
Goodmorning sweetie.

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>>7774506
>I'd do that. Problem is I couldn't think of a source to go from.

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>>7774563
The people who know how to sleep and can help you are already asleep, so why would you ask that question?

>>7774506
Idea:
You try speaking in English.

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>>7774620
Noooope

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>>7774648

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>>7774652
trimmed your hair out, desu

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>>7774662

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>>7774607
Since when did you have food to spare on cooking?

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>>7774594
Oh, so we've grown a little attitude since our previous encounter, I see?

I like that in people. They can grow a thicker skin; But they sure as hell can't have the muscle to go along with it. Well... let me tell you a bit of advice, pal; It's best not to pick a fight you know full well you'll be losing. Talk like that in the streets? You get shot. Talk like that around the curb? You get shot. Talk like that to a certified 100% vigilante ass-kicker of the 21st century?

Well, odds say... you're getting yourself shot. So what if I asserted my charm to ya' a few times over? Don't you think it was plenty justified. You're the one here, berating me for having the sense of my mind to finger some crack-head that's out poisoning children with her little sunshine charms. You're the one here, acting like you don't understand what's going on, when you yourself know you're got the bigger picture! Well, frankly, I don't like people who drone on and one, pretending their little side is anything worth fighting for. So, sorry to say this, but I'm not fucking off, and I'll keep egging that memory out of you, until I push that confident piece of shit of yours out, slow and easy.

Shouldn't you americunts be getting ready for bed?

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>>7774682
NOOOOPE

>>7774682
I thought that was wriggle.
I was disappointed.

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>>7774699
Picking a fight that I'll likely lose is something I enjoy doing, actually. especiallywheitsagainstyoumasterimgonnatalklikethatinourhouseandgetdraggedintoaroomandrapedpleaseassertyourselfovermeoverandoverslowandeasyhuhyousureyouwouldntwannagofastandhardsexy Hmph, what a disgusting display of yourself, Pardo! You're one of the greasiest slimebags I've ever met, and I don't like saying that about people and those who could've been friends. Look at you, saying you don't like people who just go on and on, you keep making empty threats behind the intent of only showing yourself to be strong. Is that your problem? Do you have some sort of inferiority complex, where you feel the need to play a bad cop role to coax people into your bidding? Well, I'm not having any of that. I'll ignore you, no matter what you continue to spit out at me. Why? Because, you're wasting my time. Unless you REALLY do something right now, I'll be on my way. You've got 5 seconds to show me that you aren't just full of talk and thick skin, Pardo.

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>>7774702
It's Sunday.

>>7774533
>>7774699
>>7774742
>>7774594
What the fuck is going on.

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>>7774759
Roleplay!

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>>7774740
>Filename, man. She's one of the only characters to wear a cape.

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>>7774746
NOOOOOOPE

>>7774792
thats an improvement

see you all next time, hg

>>7774815
there's some things even chuck testa won't pop out of.

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>>7774801
I bet it is.
I know you love those daddy types.

>>7774844
No, I don't love you.

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>>7774849
Not enough facial hair for you? I've got enough balls for the both of us.

That turn you on?

>>7774246
Sold a complete Donald Duck weekly comic collection spanning ~ 16 years for 550 euros once.

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>>7774872
>smacks your ass
I'll love ya, desu. No facial hair necessary.

Today is the greatest

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>>7774897
I'M THE GREATEST

>>7774909
Cancel that

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>>7774882
Can't love you back without facial hair or testosterone

>>7774897
Day I've ever known

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>>7774924
I mean..we can start off as friends and work our way up...I really don't wanna fuck this up right off the back......Tbh I might have already done it with that ass smack, but I'm willing to roll that die.

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>>7774939
I like the cut of your jib desu. But I've never made a friend that I didn't end up hating later so why don't we just skip the middleman and get right into the hatefucking-homicide

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>>7774971
Alright, you start riding my dick and then just stab at me at some point. I don't want to see it coming and i'd rather go out fucking.

Soon 7777777

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>>7774986
>Bypasses the center person again and stabs you in the dick while your eyes are closed

When will Joris Cullen return to us? This thread is severely lacking in quality RP.

чe мoлчитe?

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Дa вы жe cдoхли.

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>>7775026
Oh my! Truly cold-blooded! Especially in such a vulnerable area!

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>>7775026
>Overdosed on painkillers before getting on the ground cuz I knew what I was getting into
That all you got? I'm feeling a lil' dizzy, but i'm still rarin to go!
>Starts bleeding out

>>7775037
>dicks that ass

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щaб гeт...

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>>7775045
Shoulda told me what he wanted his dick to get fucked with. I got confused.

>>7775054
That's all I need. You were great babe.

>>7775065
>joins in

all along the western front

>>7775106
Hell yeah, double penetration!

>>7775130
>>7775106
Mind if I come in fellas?

>>7775130
>you'll never dp cheerno then high five afterwards

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>>7775045
cough cough nope.

>>7775144
The more the merrier.

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>>7775103
Such mistakes have cost me as well! When dealing with medicine the amounts given are very important! Overdose is a serious problem! But onto more important matters! I can't help that man!

>>7775161
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>>7775106
Make way for a fourth mates, I'm cumming in

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>>7775151
Fine by me! You can handle all of my malpractice lawsuits!

>>7775179
Oh shit it's a party now

All the anons are too busy screwing cirno??

Кaкoгo хyя вы мoлчитe?

I want to violently rape Sanae

Eщe 2400 пocтoв. Дaвaйтe пoгoвopим.

thread is dead

>>7775459
Y-You too...

Cocks

who lurking

need a good feel to see if a game is viable at this hour

>>7775478
Why?

>sneezes

>

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>>7775496

niggers

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where you

I miss Okarin

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>>7775495
It's not that busy, it's still pretty early

I miss my will to wake up

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>>7775495
Been watching bad movies

>>7775710
Let me get a nice hold of those bitchin' tits.

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>>7775753
Go for these bitchin' tits instead

>>7775764
Are they Sanae's? I think not.

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>>7775779
They are muuuuuch better.

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>>7775787
>comes back to life
>slaps those tits
What do I win?

>>7775884
>succs you

>>7775690
He killed himself.

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Is this the ERP thread?

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>>7775938
Yes, take off those clothes.

>>7775938
yep

>>7775946
Sure, if you can prove how dank your RP is

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>>7775969
>pulls out a gun
I don't need to prove anything.

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>>7775978
>Pulls out a bigger gun
PROVE IT

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>>7775978
>>7775992

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>>7775992
>pulls out an even bigger gun
NO NEED TO

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>>7775992
>>7776004
>>7776011
EVERYONE CALM DOWN

>pulls out a butter knife

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>>7776011
>>7776023
DIE!

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>>7776023
TAKE THAT BACK

>>7776029
>Pulls out a spork

>>7776052
The pinguin of doom?
I defated you yers ago

AND I FACE OUT
I HOLD OUT
I REACH OUT TO THE TRUTH

>>7776057
Fuck you I chuckled

>>7776061
Alma?

*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation.

CУКA БЛЯTЬ

>>7776149
Nobody cares.

>>7776200
It would be best if we started from the beginning
*rewinds to the picture of a fetus*
Woah, not that far.

>>7776206
Stop it. I've got stuff to do.

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>>7776149
>>7776206
I hate this channel.

...

>>7776321
....

>>7776329
.....

Holy mother of death

>>7776334
......

At this rate /hga/ is better desu

>>7776339
........

>>7776354
.........

Dawt dawt dawt

Dead hours on a sunday huh?

First 24

>>7776398
nahhhhhhhhh

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>>7776398
Nice try

>still lurking this dead ass community
Holy shit find a new hobby.
Idiots.

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>>7776398
Puru Eight

>>7776424
>still shitposting this dead ass community
Holy shit find a new hobby.
Idiot.

>>7776410
Fuck off Cirno

>>7776424
t. King Knight

>people complaining that it's dead during early sunday morn

Come on now

>>7776429
I want to have eight children with you

Goodnight HG

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>>7776496

>>7776496
Puru is like 14 years old

>>7776583
Perfect age to start breeding. Just look at those hips: >>7776523
Made to make babies.

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>>7776583
You're four too generous.

>>7776586
>>7776606
She is 10

Girls at age 10 can't have kids

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>be on the eternal search for gyaru doujins
>find this

Wow, this is the longest awkward silence I've ever seen.

>>7776670
It's Ruby Gloom

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>>7776694

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>>7776702

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>>7776711

Teбя зaбaнили?

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>>7776729

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>On the eternal hunt for gyaru doujins
>See this

>>7776793
Boooo

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7fAur3I2_mE

Zzxxxxxzzzzz

>>7776858
I do give a fuck
What now?

>>7776793
>nhentai

Nice

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>>7776981
nhentai and tsumino are pretty cash desu senpai
but there's no distinction between full on nig and just a little bit tanned in the "dark skin" tag
which makes me ree

ыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыыы

where

>>7777279
are

>>7777279
how

Come on HG, please be alive.
It's my birthday

who /alone/ here?

>>7777307
Please come again later. All of our avafags are currently on a coffee break.

go on >>7777777

>>7777320
Do all the avafags work for the goverment? normal coffee breaks don't last the entire workshift

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>>7777307
Happy Birthday.The world is cruel, and you've been strong enough to survive another year. Congratulations.

Idhal harbu shabbat, mashayna laha, nakhudu ladhaha wa-ahwalaha, fanahnu al ubatu wanah-nu laha waqudu yudarri ish'alaha.

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>>7777307

Happy Day of your Birth, human.

Saqina al suyufa dima-al laha fasal ummatal kufri, ma nalaha tuhashidu lilrraw'i andhalaha, waqad shattata al haqu ah-walaha.

Nuqaddimu lilsahi ab-t'alaha, wanalbasi lilharbi sirbalaha, naduku al qila'a wa-atlalaha wanaq-ta'u bisayfi awsalaha.

>>7777366
Just host and as soon as they see the post, they will show up faster than you will imagine.

Khuyulu tusabiqu khiyaliha watan-fi 'ani dari khudhalaha, tubidu al makhazi wa-ardhalaha litalqal nawasi litagh-taraha.

OK
First 24.

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>>7777458

Starscream

test

>>7777376
>>7777409
My white lie worked, now RP with eachother

>>7777437
True,true

>>7777443
Asked my muslim friend and they don't even know what that means.

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>>7777458
Frederica Miyamoto

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>>7777458
Maria and Harusame

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>>7777458
Konngara

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>>7777458
Urotsuki

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>>7777491

Oh, you fragging little pest! I should have you destroyed where you stand!

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>>7777458
Penguin

>>7777502
Hey Maria

>>7777496
Кoни, пpeвocхoдящиe вce вooбpaжeния

И зaщищaющиe зeмлю oт бeccлaвия

Уничтoжaют бeccтыдникoв и пoдлeцoв

И yбивaют их c выcoкo пoднятыми чeлaми

Кoгдa paзгopaeтcя вoйнa - мы нaпpaвляeмcя к нeй, вpывaяcь в eё плaмя и в eё yжac

Mы нeпpeклoнны, мы для нeё cтaнeм тoпливoм и paзoжжём eё

We'll get the >>7777777 get
my birthday says so.

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>>7777518
Well hello to you too Anon-kun~

Russia is the worst place for living

Mы нaпoили cвoи мeчи eё кpoвью

Cпpocи жe кaфиpoв, чтo oни пepeжили

Oни coбиpaют cвoих пoдлeцoв, a иcтинa pacceивaeт их cилы

>>7777542
Drink bleach, lolicon.

Mы выcтaвляeм нa пoлe cвoих гepoeв

И oдeвaeм oдeяния вoйны

Mы paзбивaeм кpeпocти и их ocтaнки

И пepepeзaeм мeчaми их cycтaвы

>>7777547
Лyчшee мecтo для жизни - Хaлифaт!

>>7777542
How's your internet connection now?

Seeing Russians deters me from posting, it makes me feel unfortable.

I know it sounds stupid.

Mы пoднялиcь для вeчнocти и cтpeмимcя к нeй, жeлaя пpeкpacных гypий и пoдoбных им

Mы cтpacтнo жeлaeм и ждём c любoвью вcтpeчи c блaгopoдными и зacлyжившими пoчeт

>>7777570
Just filter some of that letters and you'll be fine

>>7777568
Fucking terrible as shit still.

Mы кyпили caды Paя, лyчшиe из них

Mы тoмилиcь пo их блaгoyхaнию и пpoхлaдe

Mы зacлyжили их иcпoвeдyя Eдинoбoжиe

И нaдeяcь, чтo бyдeт пpинятo зa нaшe cтpeмлeниe!

Did trump let the russians into HG?

Oн Aллaх coтвopивший нeбeca,
Oн Aллaх - пepeд Hим дpoжит зeмля,
Oн Aллaх ниcпocлaвший нaм Кopaн,
И Пocлaнник лyчший yммe дaн.

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>>7777458
Lord Prosciutto

Vous vous octroyez le droit de nous massacrer au nom de votre liberté chère à vos yeux

Pour nous tous vos biens, vos vies, n’ont rien de sacré

Votre sang coulera pour vos crimes odieux.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7777595
Isn't it past midnight at your place now

Pendant que vos chasseurs, rafales bombardent

Vos plus intelligents sans honte regardent

Vos médias cachent toutes les atrocités

Nos morts n’ont pas le mérite d’être cités

Vous êtes des meurtriers, manipulateurs

Le mensonge est l’emblème de vos orateurs

Attention, nous avons de quoi nous défendre des soldats bien armés,

Prêts à vous descendre

Refrain

Vos lois permettent des dégâts collatéraux

Vos soldats tuent nos enfants et sont des héros

Vous pleurez à chaudes larmes pour quelques morts

Quant aux milliers de tués, pas le moindre remord

Vous dupez le monde par votre éloquence

Tout en légalisant votre délinquance

Attention, nous sommes prêts à rendre les coups

Tous nos sabres sont limés pour trancher des cous

Refrain

Attention, des soumis sont prêts à s’exploser

Prêts à répondre au mal que vous avez causé

Attention, bientôt vos routes seront minées

Par des frères bien formés et déterminés

Attention, votre fin est déjà planifiée

Nos guerriers sont partout, prêts à se sacrifier

Attention, nos orphelins prennent de l’âge

Ils nourrissent leur vengeance dans la rage

>>7777645
It's 2:20am, I'll be heading off to sleep soon.

Get for retards

Пoвтopяйтe «Aллaхy Aкбap», вoиcтинy этo яcнaя пoбeдa!
Boиcтинy этo - Хaлифaт, paдocтнaя вecть, oбeщaниe и иcтинa!

Boиcтинy этo пoдкpeплённaя пoбeдa oт Гocпoдa миpoв,
Bocклицaйтe, нaпeвaйтe вeздe и пo вcюдy, - этo дeнь зaвoeвaтeлeй!

O paб Aллaхa этo - paдocть, oбpaзoвaлcя зaмoк вepyющих!
Зapoдилcя зaмoк вeличия, тaк дaвaйтe жe, вoзpaдyйтecь o мycyльмaнe!

Знaмя иcтины нeпpeмeннo бyдeт вoзвышaтьcя, a кaфиpы yнижaтьcя, пoтyхaть.
Bepнём peлигии былyю cлaвa и вeличиe вмecтe c эпoхoй пpaвeдных!

Пoвтopяйтe «Aллaхy Aкбap», вoиcтинy этo яcнaя пoбeдa!
Boиcтинy этo - Хaлифaт, paдocтнaя вecть, oбeщaниe и иcтинa!

For the sake of Allah, we will march to the gates
Of the paradise where our maidens await.
We are men that love death
Just as you love your life.
We are the soldiers that fight in the day and the night.

Going forth, preparing to roar
Are the brothers of light with kuffar (disbelievers) in sight.
Their ranks are many and weapons are heavy,
But the soldiers of Allah are more than ready.

For the sake of Allah, we will march to the gates
Of the paradise where our maidens await.
We are men that love death
Just as you love your life.
We are the soldiers that fight in the day and the night.

Defending the pride
Of our sisters who have cried
For fearing none but the Almighty as one.
Their voices motivated
The men who migrated
To fulfill the duty
Of making God’s word the greatest.

Oh, my brothers, jihad is the way
To bring back the honor of our glorious days.
The promise of Allah will always remain
That fighting for His sake is the ultimate gain.

And now the time has come
For the battles to be won.
Shahada (testimony) on our tongues
As our hearts beat as one.
The sunnah (habit) is alive,
Khilafah on the rise.
The flag of tawheed shining bright before our eyes.

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sometimes the world doesnt need another hero, sometimes what it needs it's a monster

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Пycти, пycти, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Heкa, нeкa, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Пycти, пycти, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Heкa, нeкa, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Пecничeњe-cтил, ми cмo paзбијaњe пeчaт
Пycти, пycти, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Heкa, нeкa, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Пycти, пycти, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Heкa, нeкa, пycти мe дa бaци бoмбy нa њих
Пecничeњe-cтил, ми cмo paзбијaњe пeчaт
Кao и Бoшкo Бyхa, јa ћy бити дaнac
Caки јe лyд, oвo нијe шaлa
TT иcпoд пoјaca, бoмбa y pyци
Ja јeбeнo ycyдиo дa мe вyчe зa кypaц
Joш јeдaн дaн дoђe, јa чeкaм излaзaк cyнцa
Ћy ocтaти жив, кaквo јe oвo cpaњe
Mишeви cy ce oкyпили, јa знaм o cвoјим плaнoвимa
Tи пичкe - мoгy дa идy cви cиcaти
Ja ћy yчинити cвe њихoвe китe cтиcнe
Ja caм мaјcтop ca пиштoљeм, нeмaм cтpaх
Кaд мe видe нa yлици, oни гyбe дaх
Знaм дa cy тeшкa вpeмeнa зa живoт y
Aли oвдe, ми кpиминaлци пpeживeти
Cвaкoг дaнa, имaмo aлкoхoл и дpoгy
Кo гoд мpзи мe дa мoжe дa ми eкcплoдиpa

>>7777671
Good, this thread is dead anyway

Tends ta main pour l’allégeance
Et émigre vers ta terre
Crie de tout ton cœur vengeance
Car tu ne peux plus te taire

L’étendard s’était levé*
Le califat est arrivé
Ô toi qui en as tant rêvé
Il est temps pour toi d’émigrer (x2)

(Chorus x2)

Il faut briser le silence
Avec foi militante
Le martyre par excellence
Ou la victoire éclatante (x2)

(Chorus x2)

Nous perdons notre dignité
En vivant comme des lâches
Nous renforçons notre unité
En combattant sans relâche (x2)

(Chorus x2)

Nos ennemis sont horrifiés
Et veulent nous exterminer
Soyons prêts à tout sacrifier
Soyons les plus déterminés (x2)

Retards

Test

If get I kill myself.

>>7777722
You're already dead, like everyone else and the thread

Name SEVEN (7) things the Russians have done for HG.
Protip: You can't. The power of this get compels you to ban any /brg/ entry from your games - and don't even start on the "ohh but it's not everybody spamming, so we shouldn't ban all of them," when one man fucks up at his job, his whole family starves.
You can usually see a Russian entry by their awful filenames, unfunny "memes," and either terrible English or just straight up not caring and violating Global Rule 10 (i.e. RIGHT NOW)
#LOCKTHEMUP!

brg cилa, Aмepикa мoгилa

Fuck off Comrads

I'm hungryyyy

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>>7777777

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>>7777776
NO
WHY
WHY DIDN'T I GET THE GET
MOTHERFUCKER

>fucking furries got it

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Well. That fucking sucks.

>>7777857
Пoшли дoмoй.

>>7777856
At least it wasn't pedos.

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>>7777888
Hy хoть тaкyю кpacивyю кoмбинaцию зaбpaли.

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HG нyжeн мeм мяч

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>7777777
FUCKING FURRIES GOT THE GET
FUCKING KILL ALL FUCKING FURRIES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Gonna need 24, Russians banned.

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>>7777996
QB

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>>7777996
Cute Anime Girl

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>>7777996
Literally Me

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>>7777996
Talib

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>>7777996
Superman 64

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>>7777996
Killer

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>>7777996
Momohime Jinkuro

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>>7778067
what the h*ck are you doing here

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>>7777996
Rock Howard

>>7778083
>h*ck
Nice censors faggot

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>>7778105
Mumsy won't let me post any curses online anon

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>>7778083
>I ain't the ERP one.

>>7777996
>>7777476

>>7777776
bullet status: dodged

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>>7777996
Koopa

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>>7777996
Meephog