ITT: Pokemon are real. What's your favorite pokemon?

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>>7772908
me

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>>7772908
I don't know....

>>7772875
I would be lying if i said yes... I guess i'm alive so that's good enough.

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>>7772908
There's a certain Alolan Raichu who takes that award for me. If you're posting, bro, I made sure not to take the last of the coffee.

So how's everyone?

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>>7772908
Banette.

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>>7772908
Marowaks are cool.
>>7772918
WOO!

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I like eeveelutions, wish I had one.

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>>7772942
Pretty good. Gassed up the bike and I'm heading to Orre.
How's the pipe-turned-mace treating you?

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>>7772840
Oh! There's humans on here too. Neat.

>>7772875
Lots of humans. I'm good.

>>7772883
I'm an early riser. Dawn is just breaking.

>>7772888
Hello Sylveon. How are you doing with your trainer?

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>>7772942
There's enough coffee now that I'm not fucking up the brew every time I get near that machine.
Still considering ordering a personal coffee machine for my bedroom.

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>>7772908
Frankenstein's Bug monster robots are pretty cool

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>>7772947
>A certain bear is asleep in the skiff.

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>>7772908
I enjoy the company of fellow eeveelutions, dunno what i'd say is my favorite though as I feel like it would be selfish to say my own kind was my favorite.
>>7772931
It does sound like you have depression, I was depressed for a long time after being abandoned but it gets better with time and new friends.
>>7772942
Tired, don't tell but I snuck some alcohol tonight~

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>>7773003
>Poke the bear with a non-lit bone

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>>7772970
Works well.
It saw use once already, the finishing blow went to a teammate but I tenderized the... Fuck, I can't describe the thing except as a nightmare the Distortion World spat out for being too freaky.

>>7772949
There's a guy in Fuschia who can probably teach you about caring for Eeveelutions. He's got... Five? Six? I forget.

>>7772931
Feeling lonely, huh? You willing to talk? That helped me during my depressive stage.

>>7773000
Nice, I'm gonna go grab some.

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>>7773017
>An eye opens a crack
>"Mrfffhhh...?"

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>>7772996
It's going well. You can call me Sylvie by the way, and I've just realized I never asked you for your name.

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>>7773021
Pff. Sounds like a fun time.
You get your box yet?

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>>7773021
Really? That's a lot of 'vee...

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>>7773006
I sure do hope so.... I hate feeling like this... I kind of want to just die... That's weird to say.

>>7773021
Yeah I am. I'm just scared... I don't know anyone!

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>is going outside to burn more of the things...

I will be outside.

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>>7773074
A box? Not yet. Deliveries tend to take a while to reach me, sorry.
>>7773093
It is. Most Trainers have one or two Eevee-lutions from what I've seen.

>>7773121
Yikes... that's not good.
Are you out on your own, or with a Trainer?
Also, is it possible to return to your old pack? You might not have been ready to head out.

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>>7773074
>>7773185
...

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>>7773140
Wish i could join you buddy.

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>>7773185
Cool. I signed you up for one hell of a Unovan newsletter. They brought back the old club.
Gotta pick some shit up from Orre.
>>7773198
Can't see you. The dead don't talk- Or cluck in your case.

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>>7773093
Heck yeah it is
Its awesome though
Whole house of us
>>7773231
We can hang out and play all the songs that the neighbors hate at max volume
>>7773140
Yell if you need a Hydro Pump OK?

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>>7773231
>>7773275
yeah....

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>>7773073
Ok, Sylvie. You can call me An, I guess.

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>>7773185
....
I'm on my own. and far away from home.

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>>7773275
You there, vaporeon, how did you learn to juggle like that?

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>>7773238
Sounds like fun, but my current employer wouldn't appreciate me freelancing.
Well, not freelancing for that type of work, anyway.

>>7773305
Ahh... I see. Nobody else around, or just nobody else who's friendly?

>roll to bring sabi and batboy back from hell

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>>7773305
Are you that same poochyena that had a sableye friend.

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>>7773363
Well just consider whatever mask you get as a token of our friendship.
They have castles out in Orre?

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>>7773300
Well it's nice to meet you An~
>>7773305
whats your closest route and city?

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Which pokémon have you fucked so far?

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>>7773390
but its comfy

>>7773499
>dubsfail
Come on

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>>7773468
Two hundred and thirty four seperate species of pokemon
and 10 types of unknown
And one legendary pokemon
and four thousand, eight hundred and ten living things all up

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>>7773522
five more minutes
im enjoying the mental stability of all consuming emptiness

>>7773499
come back, the power of 5 compels you

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>>7773550
You can't leave, I have you in check.

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>>7773442
I heard a rumor about one going up recently, but I haven't checked in on it yet.
Been busy learning new and interesting skills. Like triage medicine.
>>7773468
None. Almost went with this coworker and her two Torracats one time, but I failed to show up. Turned out the 'date' was a honeypot anyway.
. . .
>>7773543
Okay, I'm morbidly curious. Which Legendary?

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>>7773390
Why are they in Toronto?

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>>7773390
ã̹̟͎̦͕̊̀͆̓̕ņ̵̧͖͇̯̘̠͔̈́͊͋̌̓̅̐͘͞d̡̛̺̱͇͇̲͗̀̏̏̓͑̍̚͡ w̞͔̳̠̟̆̆̔̾͛͝͝h̢̧̢̧̯̳̲̮̀̐̆͛͑͘â̼̺͍̻͇̳̯͍͉͓̊̉̆̂̓̒̑t̶̛̬͙̦͕̙̩̄̋͂͋́͡ i̺̮̗̠̩̜͊̉̿̊̋̍̈́͟͟͡f̟̟͉̥̼͉͇̲̽̅̈͆̅͐͜͟ î̡̜̮̪́̓̋͡ͅ ḓ̼̻̗̣̓͐͆͑̚͜͞ŏ̷͙͕̮͇̖̘͎̂̓̎͆ͅͅn̵̨̧̖͎̦̙̺͚̅͗̍̑̏̑̂͂̚'̶̡̪̖͉͙͈̰̦̑̄̉̾̕t̷̡̡͎̟͚͙͛̆̋̋̚ w̴̧̧̹̞͉̖̭͙̉̒̑̈̒̂̀̏â̶͔͖̪̮̤̲̾̿̅͛̂̆̇̈́͟͝ń͈̹̫̘̦̞̝͎̲̲́̌̅̀̍͐͞ṫ̢̡͇̣̥̟̠̩͇̑͐̏̚ t͇̫͍̝̼̜̪̭̔̋̀̍͜͞͞o̧̨͇͚̩̮͎̟͔̪̔͋̃̋̈́̓̚?̧̢͎͍̮̃̀̍͊̎̔̐̅̔̚

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>>7773555
i think you just doomed me worse
>>7773567
got any fives?

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>>7773543
Give this anon a fucking medal.
what a champ.

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>>7773587
Nope. Go fish.
>>7773575
Have any sevens?

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>>7773601.
.
p̴̧͇̼̱̼̹̎̍͗̇́̂͂ͅỏ̴̲̣̟̲͔̘̏́̔̾ų͍͙̞̳̗̜̮̜͖̅̾̓̋̽̊n̢̦͇̹̗̖͙͇̥̊̍̇̓͒͘d͓̮̥̻̯͓́̃̃̔̌̀̀̎̕͞ͅ s̴͉̦͕̦̼͇̖͓̪̤͋̎̃̿̕͞͠ȃ̴͓̹̳͇̥͙͒͑͒̓͜͠n̹̯̬͖̖̲͖͇͐̍́̄̔͗̀̆͟͢͡d̢̛̻̯̤̥̥͈̪̮̉̍̎̒̈́͘͞ ḫ͖̼̭̫̮͓̟͖̄̄̔̍͑̂̇͢͠u̧̦̟̹̠̭͓̮̦̽̿̃̏͋̉̎̐̽g̨̯͕̖͎̔́̓͊̒̎͑̍ ḑ̡̛͕̙̭̉̆̈́̋ę̵̡̲͓̳͉̞̫͉̞̅̒̇́͘̕͡ṃ̜͚͇̿̀̇̎̿͋͜͝ŏ̷͉̭͉̝̩̍̓̄̍̿̐̀͟͢ͅn̷̨̢̘̫̻̙̥͊̓͊̿̋̕͡.̡͕͉̯̩̖̫͗̀̀̇͆̆̀͆
.
.

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>>7773600
Thats Shiny
Shiny's my crazy roomie
Still pretty cool though
>>7773543
which legendary
SPILL

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>>7773568
Sounds more useful than being able to throw three Honedges.
Is making a team of three Honedges and one Aegislash uncool? I think not.
Anyway, got my pokes. Gonna check this castle out.

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>>7773587
do you wan to be free?

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>>7773601
Fuck.
>Take a card.
>>7773626
Not if I owe you sex or something. Free batbones over there.

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>>7773619
Hehehe hand over the sevens.
Your turn.

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>>7773641
freeeedom has no price
the door to the livig will open when the clock strikes 18

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>>7773575
>>7773619
Haven't seen you two in a while, even with my, uh, new methods.

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>>7773666
how
>>7773693
Alola.

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>>7773666
hhhhkkkkkkkkkkKKKK
>crawls through the portal

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>>7773666
>>7773666
SHINY DID YOU BECOME A PRIEST OF GIRATINA WHILE WE WERE OFF BUR-
ER, HANGING OUT AND STARTING NO TROUBLE WHATSOEVER?
>Uncertain Fishpupper Noises

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>>7773568
>>7773621
Oops, that was supposed to be a secret...Forget I said anything, I don't want to lose my sex privileges

>>7773666
Its always 18:00 somewhere, ribbon satan.

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>>7773695
Find the portal and prepare something you're willing to give up to return to your mortal coil.

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>>7773664
okay fuck that stupid zalgo thing.
and you too.
>Batter: outie.

>>7773693
well i am sorta dead.
that complicates things most of the time.

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>>7773712
Uh, that isn't me

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>>7773725
Aw. I thought we were having fun.
>>7773695
Got any sevens?

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>>7773741
OK
Cool
Gave me a scare there
That would have been weird, a Giratina devotee and a bunch of Pokemon who torch- Er, did ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ILLEGAL AT ALL for Xerneas in the same household

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>>7773720
Maybe later. Being a ghostdemon is kinda neat.
>>7773771
Fuck.
Here.

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>>7773712
It is I, sylvie>>7773773

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>>7773550
>>7773575
Are you ghost types?

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>>7773695
Alola, lady.

>>7773725
You might want to keep playing with Cumberchu, least it try to invade my bedroom again.
By the way, Cumberchu is bluffing

B R I N G B A C K S A B I A N D B A T T E U R

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>>7773779
Your turn.
>>7773792
Cheater

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...?

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>>7773771
blow me zap freak.

>>7773789
well i'm dead so,
what do you think?

>>7773792
i wasn't playing in the first place.
they just keep showing up in front of me.
let me tell ya, the distortion world fuckin sucks.
would not recommend for any length of time.

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>>7773789
Let's say that if they had lingered a bit more, they would have.

>>7773822
:^)

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>>7773789
Kinda.
>>7773792
How's the alive world? Did Unova blow up yet?
>>7773822
Got any fives?
>>7773852
Come on you're saltier than the Gengar. Grab some cards.

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>>7773852
No thanks.
>>7773872
Darn.
>Hands over the five.
Got any twos?

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>>7773852
And it's only going to get worse if you don't play along. For everyone involved.

>>7773872
Twice more already, indeed. Long story short, democracy and due process are really important.

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>>7773872
i am not.
i just don't like being anywhere near that thing.
which just so happens to show up everywhere in here.

but fine.
i'll play.

>>7773908
yeah sure it will.

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>>7773828
hey dude
whats a thread like you doing chilling in a cutie like this
.....
....
...
...
wait fuck

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>>7773872
Tom Thorpe, former Unova PD here.
'Blew up' is an understatement.
>>7773908
People seem to forget that too easily these days. I've been watching a musical and waiting for the prosthetic for my fucked up leg to arrive.

At least my two remaining teammates have been supportive. We're getting through this together.

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>>7773934
...?
>>7773949
...!

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>>7773852
>>7773872
I didn't know humans could be ghost types too. I mean, there's hex maniacs and stuff but you guys seem different.

Did it hurt to evolve that way?

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>>7773967
does having your flesh melted off of your bones sound like it hurts?
if so, yes. yes it did.

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>>7773933
Thanks, keep it distracted until it sleep. Or whatever it does that resembles sleeping where it stop moving but is still staring.

>>7773949
Haven't seen you in a while either, thank the gods you're still recovering and not having further complications as I was fearing. Also that life in Castelia is back to normal.
Did your team receive these rogue IP agents from Alola?

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>>7773960
holy fuck
good thing ive been hanging around red
become the master of face reading
just uh
ignore my shitty attempt at flirting
it was awful
terrible
wipe it from your memory while i relocate to the shame corner
maybe ill think up a better line for later hot stuff
...
arceus damn it i did it again

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>>7774068
... ...?

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>>7774044
We got 'em, my friend. They're tight-lipped as all hell, and are pretty confident in their superiors metaphorically bailing them out despite mounting evidence to the contrary.
As for my recovery, the prosthetic arrived today and I've healed up... unnaturally fast, to be honest.
Did I earn positive attention from on high or something?

>>7773960
Do I know you, sir?

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>>7774006

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>>7774044
it never sleeps.
it just keeps going forever.

>>7774099
yeah it's not fun.
wouldn't recommend it.
don't attack any robot bugs if you see one.

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>>7774137
>QUESTIONING WHIRRING

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>>7774096
...?
>>7774153
...

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>>7774006
Consider that you weren't the last time what happened to you... happened.

>>7774096
These guys were well trained in everything except warfare. Or pokemon battles.
Good for me, if they had any sort of competence...

Oh well. Let's say the gods are indeed crazy but generally benevolent, even Giratina.

>>7774137
Then...
>looking through Coin #2
>Cumberchu is completely still and looking directly at the camera
FUCK

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>>7774153
you know exactly what i'm talking about chrome dome.

>>7774159
i saw the turtle.
i watched him get his ass beat by the hellspawn.
dude really needs to work on his form.

and i told you bro. i told you about the chu.

>>7774156
>hands a tape recorder with a bunch of pretaped lines on it

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>>7774080
shhhhhh dont acknowledge it
damn dude
youre fucking
harder to read than red
congrats
i mean like
i dont mind staring at a pretty face
im just not like
picking up much conversation wise

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>>7774099
I saw the aftermath. And smelled it too.

>>7774153
Request, Unit One: Suggest to Colress that he install less-lethal armaments.

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>>7774156
>ANALYZING.........
>SPECIES: HUMAN?
>FACIAL RECOGNITION: IMPOSSIBLE
IDENTIFY YOURSELF.
>>7774206
STUN MODE IS BYPASSED WHEN THE THREAT IS OF MAJOR RISK TO THE SYSTEMS OF MYSELF OR ANOTHER UNIT.
>>7774188
>UNIT ONE: "SING" AS APOLOGIES
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8I6qt_Z0Cg

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>>7774198
...?
>>7774203
... ...?
>>7774236
...

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>>7774249
ahahaaha shit
am i making you like
fucking
uncomfortable or something
just
idk
flick me in the shoulder
punch me in the face
whatever floats your boat man

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>>7774236
one day, buggo.
one day, but not today.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZCvuGQCLvI

θ ∀ θ

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>>7774328
...?

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Castle's boring and Clucker's about to get laid with a time traveler.

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>>7774415
>Tap shoulder with bone
You're on private property.

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>>7774452
Seriously thought this place was lacking residents. I'll get out of your hair.

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>Shadow-Tree has finally finished chasing down and killing all those Camping Teenagers
>He spots a light on the horizon

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>>7774470
...I don't have hair.
Why were you even here? I don't really care that you walked in, the gate's open most of the time anyways. Just curious.

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>>7774504
I was bored.
I mean as soon as you put something big and metal out in the desert people are gonna check it out.

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>>7774415
i mean
maybe
idk man not gonna like
assume shit
that path is one of tears and blueballs
>>7774377
hahaha dude thats cute
making my heart go all doki doki and shit
listen man you wanna go get drinks or something

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>>7774550
... ...?

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>>7774550
He likes it bloody. Bone marrow here is too slow for me I'm grabbing a soda and hitting the road.

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>>7774542
..It's been here for a while and you're the first one to show up unannounced.
Aside from Cipher being Cipher, anyways.
Find anything that caught your eye?

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>>7774601
...
>>7774612
...

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>>7774612
It's pretty cool either way. Hell, just about everything caught my eye in that place.
>>7774729
Biiiiiiiite me, chicken boy.

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>>7774601
wat
like
blood kink?
i mean
guess as long as its not from anal tearing idgaf
>>7774571
nice ride dude
ill just uh
ollie oop into the passenger seat
where to?

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>>7774729
I don't speak elipses, sorry.

>>7774751
...Anything specific?

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>>7774236
I'D FORGIVE YOU IF I DIDN'T HAVE TO HAVE MY DAUGHTER WITHOUT HER REAL PARENTS, YEAH THATS RIGHT I DIED BEFORE I COULD MEET MY OWN DAUGHTER

>>7774345
ALSO WHERE'D U LEAVE THE FUCKING TOASTER?

>> 7777777

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>adri wakes up in bed cuddling with rodger (reconguy)
>start blushing with the image and start thinking if both did any dirty things
>sees that he is still clothed
>puts her hand between her thighs to see if they did it
>she's clean down there
Well, maybe next time, but for now i'll stay here for a bit
>kisses rodger on the cheeck and goes back to cuddling

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>Sandslash wakes up next to Yanmega
>he attempts to escape the bug hug
>odds = there is no escape
>evens = manages to get out of bed without waking the bug

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>>7776819
>Sleeping bug noises
>Reflexively holds Sandslash a little tighter
>Evens, this is cozy
>Odds, the claws on her legs dig into your skin.

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>>7776830
>head pats for the sleeping bug
>Sandslash is just going to relax and enjoy the moment, he can get up and do stuff later

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>>7776819
>>7776830
>is crying in a nearby area unseen

>Odds: she's heard
>Evens: Her whimpering is quiet enough
>OddDubs: Mourning Howling

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>>7776884
>Happy sleeping bug noises

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DON'T U 404 ON ME, ALSO FALLOUT

>>7777726
Is a pretty good game is what I'm saying

-Turtwig

i want to impregnate gengy

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>>7777960
But.... how? also why?

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>>7777072
>alright it's been an hour now, cuddles are nice but Sandslash wants to do something
>second attempt at escaping the bug hug, same roll as before except if dubs odds or single evens Sandslash ends up waking Yanmega up too

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>>7778188
>Sandslash stealthily gets out of bed and starts searching around the captain's quarters for something to drink
>odds = there was once alcohol here, now there are just empty bottles
>evens = an expensive looking bottle of port along a set of fancy looking wine glasses

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>>7778327
>A key sits on the nightstand

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>>7778475
>notices the key
...I could've sworn that key wasn't there five minutes ago...is anyone there?
>worried squeaking noises

>>7778568
>pulls tail

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>>7778604
NOT THIS AGAIN.
>defense curl to protect against more tail pulling

>>7778604
teleports tail puller to
>>7776800

>>7778690
>pulls out dick

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>>7778568
>Silence
>Key remains stationary on the nightstand
>It is a little rusty, indicating it may have been here for a while

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>cuddling with reconguy
>>7778690
who the hell are you?
>>7778705
put that back you pervert

>>7778667
>slaps ass

>>7778720
>filename
TUUUUUURRRRRTSSSSS

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>>7778812

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Sorry I left so abruptly last night. I was trying not to get eaten...

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so i guess i fell asleep in this guys car
still dunno where were going
better be a good bar for this long ass drive

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>>7779157
I thought you were in a pokecenter, what would possibly eat you in there?

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>>7779314
A very large seviper...

Slateport sucks.

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>>7779366
Sounds like it, glad you're okay though!

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>>7779366
I can't argue about Slateport sucking, bro. The one time I went to Slateport, like, I got into a fight and ended someone else's doomed relationship.

It suuuuuuucked.

>>7779565
Hey. How's life goin' for 'chu?
Keeping mostly out of trouble?

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>>7779366
>>7779691
Slateport ain't that bad...

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>>7779691
Been trying to but trouble somehow creeps back in anyways, how about you?

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>>7779565
Yeah me to. Seviper can kill with one bite.

hey HSG whats the best way to kill myself

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>>7779810
Fire.

>>7779810
Gun or exit bag.

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>>7779765
I mind-screwed a drug dealer and then, like, slept with the wrong person when I was there.

>>7779768
Pretty good. I'm working as a psych and, like, counselor for other Pokemon. It's not easy, but, like, it's fulfilling.

>>7779810
Talk to a psych about, like, suppressing those impulses for a while and going to therapy.

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>>7779826
but that sounds like a party!

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>>7779810
rectal ragnarok ;^)

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>>7779810
Get some potassium cyanide that's used to clean up jewelry, dissolve in a glass of water, drink it, destroy the glass so nobody else gets poisoned then lie down and fall asleep.

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>>7779844
DO IT
DO IT
GET >>7779848 AND >>7779826 I DARE YOU

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>>7779904
>>7779826
>>7779848
lol k famalam
>Butt tricks equal to the last two numbers of this post for the males responded to
>G Spot tricks equal to the same number for Sylveon

>>7779938
(And by males I also mean the anon that requested the butt tricks)

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>>7779938
>gets turned into a quivering mess
W-why?

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well, i'm hungry don't get out rodger
>kisses the sleeping reconguy
>opens fridge and nabs some of the sweets,
>hapily eats sweets

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>>7779938
why
i was in public bro
i need shampoo now

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>>7779996
What did you do?

>>7779938
butt trick knives now >>7780050

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Okay, all cleaned up.
Much better.
Back to breakfast.

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>>7780177
why not
last one though senpai
>>7780050
>G spot tricked equal to last two numbers

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>>7780148
>panting
I didn't do anything... I think i need to go clean up now

>>7780201
You tried.

>>7779938
>Window Anon is fucking dead
>Baiting the gods while snooping through a third story window isn't the brightest idea

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>>7780201
>gets g tricked
>start moaning
w-what was that?

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>>7780220
....
Wow. Can you not wait until you are not in public to do that?

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>>7780257
I didn't do anything! It just sorta happened

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>>7780283
That is not how it works. I expected that from shiny but you? come on...

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>>7780344
Need I remind you that you've experienced spontaneous orgasms from a certain Legendary before? One of which involved you cleaning up your *ahem* mess with your tongue afterwards

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>>7780360
.....

....

>....

....
I do not remember that at all. and I am sure no one else does. Are you feeling okay?

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>>7780376
TIME NEVER FORGETS THE EVENTS CONTAINED WITHIN ITS STREAM

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>>7780241
what was that there was no one heree, and i felt...
>lewdly panting

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>>7780387
....

>curls up in embarrassment

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>>7780593
It's OK Zorro you don't have to be embarrassed about it

decided to just take some pills and slit my wrists

wooo

>>7780825
pills dont work. neither does slitting wrists....

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>>7780812
Yes i do!

>hiding face super hard.

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>>7780825
Down the road, not across the street.

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>>7780892
>Pokes from the ground in the backyard.
Hi cutie.
Why are you looking so down?

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>>7780905
UMMMMMMMMMM

NOTHING.

>is about to die from embarrassment.

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>>7781037
Its not sounding like nothing.
>pouts as much as a steelix can pout.
Well whatever it is I'l make it go away.
>coils around Zorro.

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>>7781037
It happens to the best of us
And by it I mean That Trick
Frankie nearly dropped dinner on himself once because of it
I promise I wont make fun of you for that

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>>7781150
"That Trick"..?

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>>7781114
It is something that needs to be forgotten...

>coiled...

What are you doing now?

>>7781150
SHHHH

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>>7781178
Making sure nothing nasty is going to get you.
I don't know why you look so glum but I'l make it go away.
Just relax.
And give me a yell if I squeeze too hard.
>coils a bit tighter.
Your really warm, I could get used to this.

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>>7781170
If you don't know then you don't need to
Lets just say the gods are crazy
And some of them think butt jokes are hilarious
'Kay Charles?

>coiling
>again
stop this meme

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>>7781220
I think i could use a hug like this right now...

>relaxes against the steelix a bit...

>>7781170
do not worry about it.

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>>7781246
ur mom is a meme. HA!

>>7781259
at least my mom loved me

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>>7781240
>>7781253
Well. I suppose I'm lucky in having not experienced it.

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>>7781267
....

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>>7781240
Butt jokes?

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rodger really was tired, from yesterday, he didn't even woke up yet

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>>7781269
>>7781253
>>7781240
Fuck it I'm in the underworld AND I'm bored

BUTT TRICK EVERYONE IN THREAD, EVEN YOURSELF WOOOO YOLTTALFAE

You Only Live Through The After Life For All Eternity

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>>7781348
>Lewd sound
>Roll for the look that can kill even ghosts
>Evens success
>Odds angry bedroom eyes

>>7781384
>ghostgasm

OH YEAH

Hey don't look at me like that, blame unit one for killing me and putting me through eternal bordem, don't worry it'll be over once WE FINALLY GET THE WIFI WORKING PROPERLY

what is the percentage of under 18s in this thread
because it seems very high desu

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>>7781410
(Ree)

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>>7781411
Spoiler alert.

It's not.

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>>7781411
(As far as I know there was only one, and he's not here anymore.)
>>7781410
Don't make me pull my favor with Giratina.

>>7781433
>Fail dubs

What are you gonna do? kill me?

-T

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>>7781454
That's my line

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>>7781454
I, personally, won't be doing anything. Giratina will, and it's likely he'll resort to torturing your girlfriend.

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>>7781428
Good afternoon, Investigator.
Work been going well? Er, well by your department's standards.

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>>7781428
oh fuck
fucking time travel sucks for age shit
>Roll to not be noticed

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>>7781525
Yeah buisness has been great. A lot of dirty pokephiles around.


>>7781561
.....

Would you like to have a seat?

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>>7781561
You do not think i am dumb... do you?
>is all questioning and shit

>>7781707
He's already sitting.
Granted, it's in the passenger seat of a mask wearing mutes car, but still.

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>>7781707
pokephiles?
but human and pokemon relation are legal

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>>7781486
Unit One killed me, I was doing something out of boredom. If you tell giritina to do that to her I'll

>Gets cut off
Oh don't worry boo, she'll be tortured by me for all eternity, AFTER I get Emily

>Ruckes can be heard

CUMBERCHU DON'T LET HE-

>is cut off
>More noise
N YOU'RE IN ALOT OF TROUBLE WHEN U GET DOWN HERE, WITH ME AND GIRITINA. NOW I SUGGEST YOU HIDE BEFORE SHE COMES AFTER YOU TOO

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>>7781752
Not in kanto and johto at least. If you're in Orre i guess but everything is legal there.

I'm in the middle of a case involving a happiny and an old human dude.

This needs to stop.

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>>7781791
well i traveled to to orre to meet someone, we didn't have sex yet, but i want to date him, but is kalos okay for pokemon and human relationships?
because i live there, i'm just i orre as a vacation

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>>7781707
look at these docs sir
im totally not a two year old
>roll to bluff with the forged docs
>>7781733
shhh im busy
>>7781741
i still dont get why hes driving with a mask like
if i wanted to do questionably safe driving stuff id do road head
but whatever thats his thing so

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>>7781791
If you're got the evidence for a Pokemon abuse case then bust the fucker, but even Kanto and Johto legalized Pokephilia itself a few years back.
Granted, people can still get fired from their jobs for doing it, but you'd better change your charges as to start off on the right foot with the judge.

>>7781752
He's old-school. Heart's in the right place, but the ol' noggin isn't always up to date.

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>>7781903
...Why not both?

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>>7781733
Zorro you're not dumb, what has you asking that?

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>>7781791
>Innocent Whistling

>>7781733
You're not dumb
Just a little hot-headed
Thats all
I think its kinda cute

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hand over the videogames

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>>7782097
everyone thinks i am dumb...

I think I am super smart! Everyone thinks i am dumb though...

>>7782107
>is a bit flustered.

You think?

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>>7782174
No.

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>>7782178
I agree with Vapey, it's pretty cute.

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>>7782174
i'm made of steel your bultes won't work on me
i can even cut them in half
but i didn't bring my games so you can't take them, but you stay away from my sweets

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>>7782107
Its pretty cute yes.
>>7782178
Ohh honey, don't be saying things like that.
Your a bit rash but, I really like that.
Don't think many would give a big girl like me a chance.
Most just run.

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>>7782174
>Squirts

tfw no obscure pokémon feet to worship

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>>7782238
y-you do? I am super Xerneas blessed to be surrounded by pokemon like you...
>weird feelings

>>7782194
Hot-headed? I am just being honest. I am super strong and want to be stronger.

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>>7782194
Awww, thanks~

>>7782432
See?
Totally cute

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>>7782432
Well I erm.
I just, I'm just really happy right now.
>Coils a bit tigher.

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>>7782475
Cute?! I am literally the fire that burns evil.

>>7782551
I am to... Being a live is pretty weird in my opinion
>hold steelix a bit closer as well.

I love how strong you are.

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Shit i'll brb i know theres a seviper stalking me.

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>>7782595
You're also fluffy and warm.

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>>7781983
i mean
i could suck him off while hes driving
but i kinda like living

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>>7782595
Thanks, your strong yourself too.
At that last fight, you just kept going and going.
Your my hero.
>>7782645
Ohh I love those bits too.

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>Sandslash uncurls and lies down on the floor and lets out a disappointed sigh
>today wasn't great

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>>7782645
Well i do like to take care of my fur...

>>7782685
I could not be a hero! I fear that i am too weak... That is why i train all the time!

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>>7782745
>implying days are even close to good.

HAHA!

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>>7781903
>>7782678
...?

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>>7782753
...Yesterday was amazing though.
It's just today that's not been great, first I couldn't find what I was looking for in this room, then I got my tail pulled and ended up spending a few hours curled up in a ball.

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>>7782746
A hero isn't not always the strongest.
But the one that inspires others.
And you would look pretty hot posing on a cliff...
>flustered steelix sounds.

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>>7782745
What's up?

>>7782746
Well it shows.

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>>7782753
yesterday was great, today is pretty quiet and i didn't leave the hotel room

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>>7782797
See >>7782786

Today could have been better.
Any chance you could give me some advice on something, by the way?

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>>7782678
>>7782773
Whoops, looks like you got busted.
Have fun lovebirds, nyehehehee.

>>7782773
>presses the unmute button on

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>>7782889
I can't guarantee how good of advice it would be but I can try.

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>>7782773
ohhhh hey chicken-chan
not that i dont trust your driving skills
but like
i aint up for gambling
no hard feels bro
>>7782896
fucker

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so these are essentially just "ERP: pokemon edition" generals

>>7782960
(More roleplay, less erotic roleplay)

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>>7782954
... ...?
...
>arrive at bar.
>exit car.

>>7782960
(Most of the time there's no lewd roleplay going on, but the characters, like real people, will still talk about.)

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>>7782914
Um...any idea how I can get Yanmega to be less shy?
She seemed really flustered and embarrassed last night and all I did was give her a kiss.
Is this normal or should I maybe talk to her about it?

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>>7782797
Good! I like to see that recognized.

>>7782793
A hero is always strong! I can not inspire others.. i have lost so many friends already and it is all my fault.

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>>7783072
Do you want to talk about it?
You are pretty strong...
I couldn't hit that last battle, I felt so helpless.
And then you just kept sweeping in, taking down those pokemon.
You were very brave that day, I call that being a hero.

>>7783023
>sprays with a hose