HG thread.
293rd Express Games!
Len
>>7768644
Starscream.
Mordecai
Funny Valentine
>>7768644
Amami Rantaro
Lana
>>7768644
Blyatman, Heavily armored
>>7768644
Utsutsu
Philippe Pétain
Blake Belladonna
>>7768644
Express Champion Ken Kaneki
Rin Hoshizora
Leo
Vaporeon
A fucking Brick
>>7768644
Kunio
Ban
>>7768644
Renge Miyauichi
>>7768644
Arthur Pendragon
>>7768644
Doctor=Funk Beat!
>>7768644
Muffet
>>7768568 (Mordecai)
...
Those do not seem as weird as they seem entirely impossible, aside from those monsters I suppose.
>>7768644
The Master of the Joystick, the Reigning Champion of Sparkle Island, Event Horizon, Robo KO, and virtually every other game on the face of the Earth, the scourge of every high score seeker, the greatest of his dynasty, the myth, the legend, the man himself Tim Twinklefingers
Nrvnqsr Chaos
Popuko and Pipimi
>>7768644
A bunch of kitties
Kumiko Oumae
Nozomi
Gabriel
wasei-eigo
>>7768644
Paru
Rubick
Mister Blyat..is it? I can assure you my country has done nothing to yours or your people. You should probably talk to the Germans if you want "justice"
>>7768685
Well it totally happened, why would a spider girl selling doughnuts think I'd make stuff like that up?
Senshougahara
>>7768644
Suz
>>7768599
>Her hand moves from inside of her jacket pocket down to the holster strapped to the side of her thigh, keen on the slithering monster inching it's way close; her thumb circled the smooth grip of her sidearm.
No, no. I'm talking about organ trade. You seem to have the mad scientist, villain schtick down pat. Cloning seems like it'd be right up your alley
>>7768722
But, wait a minute. You aren't a nazi?
>>7768722
(forgot to quote sorry for my ignorance)
>>7768637
James Storm
Garnet
>>7768729
Nice stapler/rail gun
>>7768717
>>7768290
>I don't touch my dick while fapping
What the fuck is wrong with you? Do you finger your own asshole or something?
>>7768734
Not a German one if that's what your asking
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7768749
>>7768626
>table
Tonight's roster.
>>7768696
Science has gone too far.
>30 posters
>40 images
>5 minutes late to thread, too bad some faggots have to enter twice haha :)
>>7768753
>>7768718
>>7768762
ありがとうございます
>>7768759
Are you confirming table or what does that mean?
>>7768750
Oh, okay then sir. Sorry about that misunderstanding there sir. I didn't know you weren't one.
>>7768742
Hey Garnet
You're a gem, a diamond in the rough.
Rock on.
>>7768769
>yes i confirmed that
>>7768759
You can't be serious. It's your own damn body you faggot, how could you be afraid of touching it?
>>7768726
Because it seems entirely unfathomable? I mean, really: time travel? Objects coming to life? Good heavens!
>>7768762
Shall we? Let's.
>>7768764
Every entry made it in
>>7768762
roster's lookin sweet like nice feet
>>7768762
So, this looks good. Are we ready to begin host?
>>7768762
>Cracking his knuckles, Kunio hops up and down while shaking his body all around.
Oi, let's get this going! I'm in this to win it!
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=i0oNDqNyrDY
>>7768762
It looks fine.
>>7768782
>i don't want to get my hands sticky
>and most importantly why i'm still talking about this
>>7768764
36 > 30
OH MY GOD WHAT A STARTLING REVELATION!
>>7768762
Looks good!
>>7768787
It totally happened, I mean, I can't prove it HERE but it did!
>>7768762
I'm ready for whatever you have in store for me, hostess!
>>7768762
Let's get a move on. Neither of us are getting any younger.
>>7768777
>Silence reigns after she hears that. She gives the anon a thumbs up.
Nice one.
>>7768780
Knew it.
I did that a few times, it works surprisingly well
>>7768804
>not wanting to get hands sticky
Then what DO you get sticky? your clothes?
>>7768746
It'll be used for Araragi when he misbehaves
>>7768762
Let's have a good game. I must warn you though...they call me the lion of Verdun
>>7768804
>>i don't want to get my hands sticky
>>7768777
Nice trips
Let's begin.
>>7768762
Let us begin!
>>7768804
Because it's arousing
>>7768820
>Y-Yes..
>Why i'm talking about this!? stop me already
>>7768804
You don't have to jizz on your own hand you stupid. It's fine to like yuri but rejecting your own gender this far is just so fucking sad.
>>7768778
とても良い
>>7768843
>>7768804
>>7768849
>>getting your clothes sticky
Does that mean you change them every time?
Who washes them? Aren't they wondering why they're all sticky?
>>7768730
>The snake stops and raises it's head, it looks her dead in the eyes and flicks it's tongue.
Nonsense! Mad scientists are normally out to conquer the world or some nonsense! I just aim to help people! Why! Even that snake there was a patient of mine!
>He points one of his metallic fingers at the snake.
Poor thing was dead on the side of the road!
>>7768843
I wonder what kind of medicinal plants I can find out here?
>>7768804
>I don't want to get my hands sticky
Seriously dude just fucking stop. There's this thing called washing your hands. YOU CAN DO THAT AFTERWARDS.
>>7768843
Alright I'll protect you now. Need some coffee in me first.
>>7768843
Ouch
What was that for?
>>7768811
And what were you under the influence of, dearie? Hm? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7768804
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>>7768804
Dude just like, get a fleshlight, or get help. Rigby helps me when I'm dealing with a need. It's not gay though. it's only gay if balls touch.
>>7768843
NOT STICKING AROUND I KNOW SOMETHING BAD'S GONNA HAPPEN
>>7768843
A gun eh... Tch.
>Reluctantly, the high schooler picks up the gun, putting in his right pocket.
It'll help in a pinch.
>>7768843
Ah yes, vodka. Just what I needed. This armpit is getting me hot.
>Takes a drink.
Wait a minute, this isn't vodka. This is just water. Eh it still is refreashing.
>Drinks more while dodging incoming projectiles. (Random junk the tribute are throwing aside)
>>7768661
>>7768433
How makes you think you are? All that I've seen is the nonstop plots to kill off your leader. Who's actually effective.
>>7768518
>I never implied that he would.
>>7768465
>We might not be. What I was trying to say was that aside from Reimu, nobody is "important". Reimu is THE main character.
>And the interaction between characters in the games is banter and threats, and that's about it. At no point do Reimu and Marisa ever talk in the games if one or the other isn't a boss, and if they are a boss, it's usually one or both of them being unreasonable idiots for the sake of fighting.
>I dunno what to tell you.
>>7768863
>not washing your own clothes like a bitch :^)
>>7768843
...
Food is a key element for surviving.
>>7768874
Nothing! I wasn't doing drugs! They actually totally happened for real! Look at the crazy stuff going on HERE is that all fake too?
>>7768879
you are gay as fuck lmfao
>>7768843
One frozen lake death is neutralized by a frozen lake survival.
>>7768863
>We- i better stop talking.
>i don't want to keep talking about it
>>7768909
but I want to know!
>>7768804
Put me in the ebin screencap.
>>7768908
Thank you, sponsor. I wish I knew who you were so I could thank you properly. Hopefully this gift won't go to waste.
>>7768908
It falls upon me to protect the wellbeing of these strange creatures.
>>7768895
Well, one day, i'll get him! One day...
>>7768908
Alright, let's hope I don't kill an ally this time...
>>7768908
Thank you, unknown person!
>>7768907
Dude I am NOT gay. I like girls! I just have trouble keeping a girlfriend okay?
>>7768908
Dude get OFF. ...uh, you okay? ...oh crap.
>>7768908
Well this is the end...oh thank you..big......guy
>>7768936
and so u get a boyfriend instead
>>7768911
>This is going to follow me the rest of my life so i better stop messing it up
>>7768908
Ah! This is great!
>He grabs the head and drops the sword.
I can finally attempt that brain transplant I've been meaning to try!
>>7768943
You already fucked up dumpass
>>7768908
You hafta watch your step out these kid. Never know when one of those will just jump out. Let me fetch you a towel.
>>7768908
God damn it!
>He punches a tree next to him, leaving a dent in it.
Grrr... why the hell do I even bother with that stupid thing in the first place!?
Bah, i'll get him next time. With my fists!
>>7768943
stfu Ditto and lmao kys kid
>>7768908
>She throws the container holding them weakly
A-Attack the spider!
>>7768929
And then what! For just a tiny taste of power before he comes back, someone else that's actually competent pushes you out the way, or the whole thing collapses under you?
>>7768943
C-come on, just tell us what you do with the messy clothes afterwards
>>7768864
Snakenstein huh!
>Her tongue poked out between her lips as she pulled the weapon free with a single hand, lining up the trifecta of dotted iron sights on his snake-bot's curious head.
So.... You can fix him?
>>7768908
Hm? What is that place?
>Examines a weird void like area, unfineashed area
Something's telling me I should avoid this place for now.
>Walks off towards another spot.
>>7768937
Have some peace.
Night one.
>>7768904
Here defies any and all expectations of reality. I learned that quite quickly. Perhaps your home does as well, but I am not inclined to believe that.
>>7768908
You released insects after a spider. What did you think would happen, dearie?
>>7768977
Do you think this is funny? It's not funny. I need something to protect myself with, not a toy.
>>7768977
This is useful!
>>7768943
Cortate la verga si tanto asco te da, maricon de mierda.
>>7768977
Let me sleep first okay
>>7768941
Rigby's not my boyfriend! He's just my best friend!
>>7768977
WHOA DUDE WHAT THE HECK
>>7768981
Well maybe it DOES, I just know that I'm telling the truth.
How's it going everyone? I'm just relaxing with this nice book about the study of emotion.
>>7768953
>is obvious that i already fucked up
>now they're gonna shitpost me even more
>>7768977
>After they had set out camp, Garnet sits up near a tree. Putting both arms behind her back, making her look really relaxed.
Sleep tight everyone. Nothing's happening here.
>>7768969
Frag if I know how he keeps coming back! Every time when I think I have him, he just...comes back somehow.
>>7768977
I propose that sleeping in shifts would be the best option if we are attacked
>>7768996
You're a fucking retard ditto kys.
>>7768993
holding out my hunger
>>7768977
>Aims Assualt Rifle at Suz
Shut up already, your crying is giving me a headache. God I'm in need of sleep.
>Walks off to a near by tree and sleeps under the shade.
>>7768977
Day two.
>>7768996
If you had kept your mouth shut about your fetishes and how you get off then none of this would have happened. The lesson that should be learned here: DONT TELL ANYONE ABOUT ANYTHING THAT YOU DO.
>>7768908
>>7768936
>The legend of Tim Twinklefingers comes to a close, at least for now, as he sinks away into the icy waters below. His part in the game is now complete, and he appears before the birdman immediately after. His cold, emotionless, almost plastic face remains the same as it ever was as he approaches his killer.
Outsmarted by an anthropomorphic bird that didn't even put in an attempt. Not exactly my greatest moment, but I'll have to take it as it is. There's always the next match for me to better myself and regain my rightful throne as the champion of this arena. For now, I'll have to congratulate you.
>>7768977
Hehehehe...
>Wiping the blood coming from his lips, Kunio grabs the older man's hand.
For an old guy, you sure do know how to kick some ass. But i'll tell you something, you better watch yourself next time we meet each other.
Ya hear me old man?
>>7768993
Uh huh. And I take you know there's no title on this book as well.
>>7769012
>IS MY FAULT SO I MUST DEAL WITH MY FUCKING SINS
>>7768996
According to consensus, this unit is in agreement that the subject unit's faults are worthy of ridicule.
>>7768999
So why do you bother?
>>7769010
It was the only choice I had....Au Revoir
>>7768996
Not going to shitpost if you tell your age.
>>7769007
No need to hold out your hunger, random stranger. If you're hungry, eat!
>>7769018
I-I scraped it off.
>>7769010
T-Thank you!
>>7769010
Hah hah very funny host. VERY funny. Well, your hair looks dumb.
>>7768991
I suppose I shall believe you.
Now, for my next question: how on earth does all that happen at a mere public park?
>>7769010
Thus may prove quite useful. Ahuhuhu~...
>ywn be ditto's table
>hwn ram his dick into your side until he cooms
>>7769010
I see some good things coming from this team. See you soon, ladies.
>>7769009
>Waits until that Russian is asleep before making off with his rifle and ammunition
>>7769010
Hmm.. I thought he was only gonna passed out.
>>7769010
Look I'm sorry but I really need to, hey wha-
>>7769013
Thanks, I think.
>>7769048
I dunno. The world's just weird like that.
>>7769010
I'll make sure you're ready to go off on your own in about a day or two. Until then please rest up while I do the work.
>>7769033
Well, it's my goal to be the Decepticon Leader! I won't give up until that day where I become Leader and Megatron is destroyed!
>>7768977
Well when you spin it like that, it's hard not to feel a bit perked up. Heh.
>>7769010
I'm no good with these things.
>tables
Somehow, tiles are worse.
>>7769010
What the sh-
>Suddenly a bullet goes right through Kunio's head. His lifeless body hits the floor, the MAC-10 falling out of his school uniform's right pocket.
>>7769041
Night two.
>>7769043
I'm too lazy to cook
Everyone! Come one, come all! I shall tell you a tale! The tale of Ditto the Table Fucker!
>>7769043
May I sir why would one individual go through with the trouble of scraping off a title of a book of such unoffending nature as one of emotion?
>>7769051
>Pulls out real rifle and ammunition and shoots down branches near Suz.
Never know when people are gonna take weaponry.
>Falls back asleep under the tree.
>>7769067
Wow, I never though I would be watching a sunset with a brick.
>>7769043
Alright, I believe ya. I'm sure you don't mind me looking at it too then.
>>7769067
That's not the way I like my caffeine. Maybe another time.
>>7769067
>She fires her gun blindly into the night.
Aaaah!
>>7769067
I need to get back to my people. France needs me more than ever
>>7769067
I lack the bard's knowledge for song. I think I'll just try and sleep the natural way now.
>>7769067
>Starscream trips over a root
Shit! Wait, spare me, I beg of yo-
>Starscream is then stabbed in the back.
>>7769059
I suppose you're right, though I've never experienced anything even remotely close to those scenarios.
>>7769067
You missed, dearie. Be grateful that you did.
>>7769067
I was under the impression I would have had to give you my most valuable card. To think you would be so cruel as to kill me...what kind of monsters are kids these days?
>>7769067
Day three.
>>7768973
I wouldn't make such craftsmanship as the work of that nutcase! This snake is perfectly normal! No scars or mental issues!
>The snake coils it's in a large pile and goes back to staring at her, obviously not aware what's going on.
I wouldn't be able to fix a bullet to the brain with out a series of replacement body parts! And I would be grateful if you didn't aim a gun at my assistant!
>>7769067
I don't need this! Send me something useful next time! Like morphine!
How soon can we expect a Nina Einstein ava now?
>Butterfly noises
>>7769111
We shall see about that, dearie! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7769067
This one's got your name on it!
>Twang
Okay, this one's got your name on it!
>Twang
Pretty sure it's-
>>7769111
Wow! T-This looks tasty Mister!
>>7769069
Then stop being lazy.
>>7769077
It's a nervous habit...
>>7769085
Go ahead, it's quite an interesting book!
>>7769067
It's not my favorite, but I'll accept it...
>>7769111
The more the merrier...that's what Hajime would say.
>>7769119
>Motor noises
>>7769100
It's not like I WANT them to happen, they just do. It's complicated.
>>7769111
Well I suppose this is better than going alone, right?
>>7769111
No matter what I will never be any of your friends. That is not the goal of this sick and twisted game. The goal is to kill and if that is the only way to get to my beloved France than so be it!
>>7769111
My only dream is to be able to continue the journey life has set me on, to experience more of the world and learn more of the wondrous sorceries that exists behind the veil.
>>7769119
>French noises
>>7769111
Ah yes, back at my te- HOLY SHIT
>It's in flames
MY TENT
>Put out the flames. Examines the damage.
All my vodka, gone. Whoever did this will PAY.
>Grips shotgun and Assault rifle.
>>7769130
Night three.
>>7769061
...Did you just instantly forget the entire point I just made? Seriously?
>>7769111
>Coming upon the two girls, she removes her gauntlets and offers a hand.
The choice is yours. Yes or no. I don't mind either outcome.
>>7769119
Can't believe some people are scared of these things. They;re harmless.
>>7769131
>She saunters over to him, trying to scan it without actually touching it.
I'll be the judge of that. Hmmm. Kinda hard to read when the words are covered by something.
>>7769119
>Russian noises
>>7769140
They haven't killed you yet, so I suppose that they're more of a nuisance than anything.
>>7769161
Yet another one of you with atrocious aim. Shall I teach you? Ahuhuhu~!
>>7769161
You may not be a fascist like me but from what I could observe your skills in combat are unmatched.,,France could need a person like you
Is there any spics are that aren't cancerous?
>>7769161
I shouldn't have going alone on night time..
>>7769161
Sorry bout that. I can literally only make coffee and sweets. It is too late and too early for both of those.
>>7769190
Araragi
>>7769111
I took the liberty of adding vitamins to your meals! They'll help you grow up big and strong!
>>7769161
You'll thank me later when the pills kick in!
>>7769190
None
>>7769169
You tend to ignore other people's points a lot, so...
>>7769169
Hmph. Well. just because I'm a giant robot, doesn't mean I can't dream.
>>7769161
Hmm. A death stare is pretty hard to match under most circumstances.
>>7769190
Vader
>>7769190
Araragi, Utsutsu and Kuga are pretty chill.
>>7769161
Umm, no offense ma'am. But uhhh your clocking isn't very, well, good. Sorry but don't ever touch a single pot or pan ever again.
>>7769174
I forgot to mention that I crossed out all the parts I didn't like. Hope you don't mind.
>>7769084
I'll give you something back next time, promise.
>>7769112
Tch. Alright.
>There's that word again
>Assistant
>It's usage struck her as quite strange due to the obvious uselessness an ordinary snake would offer a surgeon of his calibur
You sure do keep some strange nurses around.
>>7769188
>>7769161
Get some food, weapons, and a paycheck my way and we could work out something beautiful.
>>7769210
You need to think more thoroughly. Way, way more thoroughly.
>>7769161
>Rubick loads the bolt in the crossbow, aiming her down. He pulls the trigger and releases the bolt, sending it flying through the air. The bolt misses the mark considerably and impacts with a tree instead. He tries again, and somehow the bolt hits the ground this time. A third attempt sees the bolt disappear into the sky.
Ehh...
>>7769182
No, I'm quite alright. I think I'll just stick to magic after this atrocious display.
>>7769231
>Ragi
Lol no
>utsutser
Eh
>Kuga
Hey Kuga
>>7769222
AH! Killed my a Marxist basterd!
...Goodbye my France
>>7769231
>>7768669
>>7769222
>out of breath she lays in the grass, never having run as fast as that
>>7769190
Deidara
me
>>7769222
ARENA EVENT
Be relieved that nothing came for you.
>>7769265
Kys Ditto
>>7769222
>She assumes a meditation pose after the fire is lit. Not caring the tent caught fire a wile ago.
>>7769237
Tsk tsk tsk. Censorship, really? Alright lets skip to a part where you didn't write it out.
>>7769267
>you will never eat fries with Vader
>>7769222
>Quickly picks up on the group's scheme and gives them the death scare.
>They see their deepest darkest fears reflected off of mask
This is why no one attempts to assasinate me anymore.
>>7769245
Fine, i'll admit it, some of my plans aren't...as good. But I still try!
>>7769190
Vader
Reisen
>>7769273
Aww, didn't get anything...
>>7769273
I expected nothing and got it. Can't even be mad.
>>7769294
>Reisen
Nigga no
>>7769294
>Reisen
DDD?
>>7769290
Congratulations you killed the great evil of fascism! Hope you're happy...Red
>Getting up from off the ground, Kunio rubs his head, his eyes widen.
("Shit... looks like the rumors were true after all.")
>He shoves his hands in the uniform's pocket, walking over to a wall to kick back and relax.
("I'll give this crazy place one more shot, then bounce.")
>>7769273
Better nothing than something ridiculous like a box full of scorpions, I suppose.
>>7769248
Magic, you say? What sort of magic?
>>7769273
I don't know whether to be disappointed or not.
>>7769273
>Looks in box and sees nothing
Oh well, at least I brought my own gear with me today.
>>7769182
Only because we get really lucky, I don't even know if there's times I've died and I just can't remember...
>>7769292
So now why do you think you haven't been thrown in to a nearby sun by the guy?
>>7769278
Am not
>>7769273
What's wrong with cats?
>>7769294
?
>>7769289
FUCK
I imagine chillin with him on a peaceful afternoon and talking about stuff
IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN
>>7769222
Ah! I fearsome force of nature indeed! I shall study this to find a way around it!
>>7769238
Oh my! You really wanted to kill my poor assistant didn't you? You might be more cold-blooded than he is! Heheheh!
>The doctor grabs his side while laughing, he seems proud of himself for that joke, meanwhile the 'puppet' that has remained motion less this whole time turns and looks at the doctor, it crosses it's stubby arms and shakes it's head, letting out a squeaky voice.
"Oh no, doctor please don't start! Laughter is the best medicine and all but it's the medicine you're the worst at!"
>>7769329
I don't know when or how I became a food critic all of a sudden. But Spider lady, you added too much salt to this meal. Please buy a cook book or something.
>>7769325
I am his Second-in-Command after all. He'd be nowhere without me!
>>7769314
>The towering woman leans herself against the wall as well,, crossing her arms.
Room for one more?
>>7769329
Oh man. You shouldn't be that close when I'm lifting.
>>7769352
Holis
>>7769250
>I like to think I'm not as cancerous as I used to be..
>>7769317
Powerful streams of arcane energy that erase my opponents from battle, telekinesis and my favourite of all: the power of mimicry. Through that power I have utilised the strength of a black hole, the power to transform into a burning sun, the power to imbue myself with the strength of gods...unfortunately, memory is an imperfect vessel and I've since forgotten how to use these spells, but I'll never forget how amazing it felt to use them.
>>7769329
I can't be bothered right now, sorry.
>>7769329
A feast!
Who saw this coming?
>>7769368
You keep him on his toes. That's it.
>>7769364
Or better option, go to babushka's place and ask her to teach you how to cook food.
>>7769357
AHHHHHH
>>7769370
>Kunio looks up at the red woman, shrugging his shoulders.
Eh, sure. As long you don't smell, I don't give a damn.
>>7769385
I guess you were upset that I didn't accept your offer. Oh well.
>>7769395
Well, yes, that is true.
>>7769383
You're okay. Just don't revert.
>>7769323
...
>Muffet stares beyond Mordecai, not saying anything.
>>7769329
>>7769364
You both have absolutely no taste.
>>7769384
Good heavens, dearie! With all of those powers, you could destroy whomever you wanted!
...Perhaps it's for the better that you forgot them all, no?
>>7769377
Do you have any contact with Vader?
>>7769385
>She proudly raises her hand.
>>7769385
Not a bad choice if I do say so myself.
>>7769412
Nono, I mean, that's it. That's the only damn reason.
>>7769385
One of you survives the brawl.
And I assume this kill also has to do with the death stare.
>>7769418
What? WHAT?
>>7769377
>Holis.
>>7769430
>She does get scared
Aaah!
>>7769419
I asked him several times but he said he had no steam back then.
>>7769429
Well, I am in charge of the Seekers as well...
>>7769410
You won't haft worry about that from me. Correct me if I'm wrong but I take it you're a newbie to this.
>>7769430
>>7769448
Boo.
>>7769446
Even with heavy armor, you aren't immune.
>>7769450
Who posted as penguin and his fillers then?
>>7769448
>not labeled REEEEEEEEEEEE.jpg
I thought you were better than this
>>7769480
Come with me if you want to live. This game will not last long.
>>7769473
What is it to you if I am?
>>7769440
It's just...
>Muffet continues to stare beyond the horizon.
...for some reason, I felt something stir as you said "I don't even know if there's times I've died and I just can't remember." I've no idea why. Perhaps it's just the tone of it.
>>7769510
Only one may win, dearie. I'd rather not take the chance if you decide to betray me.
>>7769454
And? There's like a billion of those. Thundercracker could probably lead them just as well as you could.
>>7769489
Some oldfag probably? If Vader was around he'd show his face already and maybe willing to host.
>>7769441
Don't even start.
>>7769418
For the better? Not a day goes by where I don't regret simply writing down those spells for the purpose of remembrance. To possess such awesome knowledge was truly elating.
>>7769480
A tentative truce blossoms overnight into a strong friendship. It is put to an end as quickly as it started.
>>7769473
AAAAAH!
>>7769480
I-If I remember from chemistry class correctly, i-it goes like this...
>>7769498
>s-sorry
>>7769531
Heh, yeah right. He couldn't lead his way out of a goddamn cave.
>>7769532
>comes up from behind you and hugs you
>>7769529
Oh...um...I didn't mean to make this awkward, uh, you wanna talk about something else...?
>>7769522
Hold the hostility kid! I didn't mean anything by it. Just that, if you feel a little uncomfortable here, I can be your girl.
>>7769529
>>7769540
Don't say I didn't warn you.
>>7769555
He's more reliable than you, at least. Hell, Megatron himself could probably take charge of it without an issue.
>>7769532
Why?
>>7769540
R.I.P.
>>7769573
(Forgot pic, damn it)
>>7769557
>goes ghost
>he's now on your shoulders tapping on your helmet like a drum
>>7769581
Because vader has hosted? Dunno man.
>>7769539
How could you have even controlled such power? Surely that is incredibly dangerous.
>>7769540
>>7769574
I suppose I was right, though not how I anticipated.
>>7769564
I suppose. What else is there to even discuss?
>>7769573
Many will beg to differ, dearie.
>>7769592
Welp. Good night.
>>7769574
>He moves away from the red woman, looking at her with an odd look.
I don't dig older women.
>>7769592
Which means..
Congratulations Kumiko Oumae, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7769599
And who would that "many" be exactly hm?
>>7769598
I meant, What do you mean about "Don't even start"?
>>7769577
Tch, Anyone could run them without issue. Even an Autobot.
>>7769622
And thank you for playing!
>>7769622
You can thank me for healing your wounds at any time.
As for you, hostess, thank you for doing what you do. I appreciate it.
>>7769599
>Coughs up a spider leg
Uh...that water on the table wasn't yours was it?
>>7769622
Aw man, congrats dude! Thanks for hosting.
>>7769622
Congratulations Ms. Oumae!
My gratitude for letting me fill my stores with fresh organs!
>>7769622
>>7769641
I w-won!
>>7769622
Welp. Congrats, lady, and thanks for the show.
>>7769638
Sooo...why the hell were you saying like it was a big deal?
>>7769622
Congratulations!
>>7769641
Thanks for hosting!
>>7769618
>Fixing her shades, she laughs to herself
Funny. Neither do I. I really only dig myself, you dig? Just Just want to make the new guy feel a little welcome. I know how hard it can be when no one talks to you.
>>7769622
Guess I'l get my fifth another time. Congrats kid. Thanks for hosting Mokou.
>>7769622
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7769627
Why, just ask anyone in the Underground! or even here, for that matter.
>>7769641
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7769651
Erm...no. Why do you ask?
>>7769622
>>7769641
Congratulations, Kumiko.
Thank you for hosting.
>>7769641
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7769641
Oi, since everyone else saying it.
Thanks.
>Kunio-Kun
>251 images
>>7769598
Hahaha! Still as playful as ever Airi! How has my favorite redhead been doing?
-Soviet
>>7769641
Gg no re
>>7769489
What if some kind of weird shit happen?
>>7769679
Yeah, that's what happens when two people choose an image each and post them at the exact same time. It's pretty rare.
>>7769702
What do you mean?
>>7769658
Well, being leader of the Seeker Army is just one skipping stone to becoming the Leader of the Decepticons! As soon as Megatron's gone, the Seekers will gladly elect me as Leader!
>Starscream
>>7769641
Wow, I may have not won. But I'm pretty sure we can all agree that I have the most kills. Anyway, thanks for hosting host.
>Summons the Blyatplane and flys off into the sunset.
>>7769670
(Deeply offended)
W-well what would the health department think of spiders in people's food.
(Pulls out a spider from pocket)
This was found in my food.
>>7769665
You only really dig yourself...? Eh, whatever the heck that means.
Still, it's good you're looking after the newbies here. Trust me tho, I can handle myself.
>Kunio-Kun
>>7769724
(Forgot name)
>Blyatman
>tfw have a new ava but really unsure how to jump in
>>7769717
An imposter? Just saiyan