/scaly/ - Scaly General #186 Post lewd reptiles and discuss

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Dominate tbqhwyf

Dragon doms, best doms

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Dominant dragon and snek, submissive kobold.

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I want to be a Tama!

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>>7757998

>>7757998
Same.

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>>7758029

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What does /scaly/ think of Croc?

>>7758866
Got any dick pics?

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>>7758976
Will this do?

>>7759014
Where's his dick

>>7759043
But anon, the worm is his dick.

>>7759073
Get him a better dick

I need to get back to learning how to drawfag, but starting is hard and shitposting is easy.

>You will never have a scaly GF or even a BF


why live bros

>>7760378
>even a bf
>even
Man, a bf with two dicks would be the best thing ever.

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>>7760364
you can do it man, just start doing sketches every now to get in the mood and avoid getting frustrated

>>7760413
The problem isn't frustration, it's literally getting started.

I'm always instinctively looking for reasons not to do whatever matters to me.

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>>7760419
>I'm always instinctively looking for reasons not to do whatever matters to me.
I do this all the time, sadly I don't know how to get over it, I just draw to not do other important things

>>7760455
Procrastination.

I guess the only thing you can do is somehow force yourself to get started. Maybe guilt-trip yourself by writing down precisely how much time you're wasting.

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ghehehehe

You subhuman faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you swarthy, oily nerd. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten fish smelling mouth.
You are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to the world that your community can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you came out of, you literal subhuman.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some animals, as is in the furries nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Adam and Jimmy a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Furries obsession with sexualizing animal characters is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing your even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The degenerate sentiment in the average furry is both an early warning sign of autism in teenagers, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your cheeto dust covered fingers off of your keyboard, and never talk to the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of talking animals.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'furry'. No one would miss you. Except for the bronies, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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>>7760588
Did the guys lusting over you last thread weird you out, anon?

>>7760684
What the fuck are you on about, cunt?

>>7760691
Just saying anon, you're such a tsundere.

>>7760691
Can I have your penis botman? Robots are my fetish

>>7760758
Why do you faggots have to take everything and twist it into something so demented and convoluted that it's literally unhealthy to anyone misfortune enough to come into some vicinity. Fuck off, fuck off back into the cellar you crawled out of, and bring your shitty MS paint drawing with you, you dumb faggot.

>>7760771
Perfect example of how furries are so fucking autistic that they can't even come up with a half decent meme. Go kick your foot into a wall with a toothpick under your nail you subhuman.

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>>7760378
>>7760389
delet this

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>>7760582
>ligger
Anon please.

>>7760836
>All those memes were created by a lifeless degenerate faggot.
Get off of your chair, which is no doubt fused to your fucking ass, and do something with your life you pathetic faggot. Wow.

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>>7760836
>He doesn't play SS13

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>>7760866
>SS13
.

>>7760866
sauce?

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Kobolds?

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>>7760866
>implying implications

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>>7760901

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>>7760905
>>7760901
>>7760878
>>7760866

>>7760778
>>7760788
I think what botanon really wants is a scalie gangbang

>>7760924
I think you really want a screwdriver through your fucking eye socket you actual dumb cunt. Die.

>>7760945
nigger got triggered

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>>7760924
I want to fuck botanon now

>>7760945
Aww, no need to be so rude, botanon. You can just deny it, but you didn't do so, so something tells me you actually want it.

>>7760951
Only a nigger would call someone whose not obviously a nigger a nigger, you dumb ass nigger. Go fuck off with your 82 median negro IQ fuck head.

>>7760968
Who the actual fuck are you talking to cunt?

As much as I like you faggots crying I'm fucking off for now since is fucking 2:10AM here.
When I'm back, I'll make sure you degenerate cunts pay the price for what you've done.

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>>7761000
Good sleep, botanon

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>>7760973
>>7760980
aww here, have more scaly porn. It's why you're here and not on your containment board right? It's why you wandered off of /b/?

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Seriously, though, now that the /b/tard has wandered off to stick razor blades up his own anus, let's fap to reptiles like the degenerates we are.

How would you design a kobold dungeon for a pornographic dungeons and dragons game?

>>7761017
>Is a fucking furry
>"not on your containment board"
Wow. It's just becoming fucking sad at this point, faggot. Are you just pretending to be retarded or do you need an actual evaluation by a neurologist, you dumb prick?

>>7761038
Nope, people like him can be kept up indefinitely by feeding them (You)s.

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>>7761000
Sleep tight botanon, you deserve it for those trips

>>7761038
YOU ARE A FUCKING DEGENERATE CUNT.

>>7761073
Learn how to structure a sentence properly, illiterate fucking retard.

>>7761144
In fact, I would go as far as to hypothesise that sufficiently unlikely (You)s guarantee a response in virtually any situation.

>>7761173
>as far as to hypothesise
>unlikely (You)s guarantee a response in virtually
Holy shit, you're legitimately retarded. If your posts aren't some form of satire then you truly are incapable of speech, you dumb fucking idiot.

>>7761093
It's quite sad isn't it. Someone wanders into our containment board and tries to berate us for what we were contained for at the expense of their own time and wellbeing. I pity him, a little, at what point does your life become so purposeless that you spend hours daily yelling at random people in a thread obviously not for you?

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Botanon is an example of the tail wagging the robotic dog.

It's fun.

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>>7761199
They also seem to result in repeated generation of double dubs.

More samples are required for an in-depth analysis, thank you for volunteering.

>>7761244
Comedy gold, mate, fucking comedy gold. I'm not a degenerate prick who fantasises about animals like you, you sad, pathetic faggot.
At what point does your life become so purposeless that you spend hours daily posting about sexualized reptile characters? Talking about shit that just makes you look like a total degenerate?

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>>7761038
either something cute like >>7760912
or something like pic (but without boobs)

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>>7761246
Furries are an example of extreme faggotry.
It's fun.

>>7761246
If it weren't for the tits this would be fucking perfect.

>>7761270
Why talk about things you hate instead of things you like? It's unhealthy and causes stress.
Tell me about what your ideal woman would be, is there anyone is your life like that?

>>7761248
Dubs don't mean anything on your defiled, retarded board, you fucking dumb ass faggot.

>>7761297
You think me talking shit is unhealthy? Fuck off, you imbecile. I'm here to insult you, not talk about worthless folly.

>>7761298
Now the assumption that they do carry meaning is something put forward by you (might I add: without evidence) and also immediately denied by you (again, without evidence).

This is no way to conduct chanonomy, anon. I'll have to remind you of the basic principles behind the scientific method.

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>>7761320
>I'll have to remind you of the basic principles behind the scientific method.
I laughed.

Have a snek.

>>7761320
Shut the fuck up cunt.

>>7761315
Your anger blinds you to the harm you do to yourself. This time you spend here could be used for so much else: a hobby, going out with friends, or looking for a job if you need one.
Just because we spend are time loitering in 4chan's trashbin doesn't mean you have to. Go on, be productive, be the better man you say you are. I believe in you anon!

>>7761350
Stop being an edgy cunt, faggot.
>we spend are time
Classic.

>>7761344
Well, that's further evidence supporting the dubpothesis.

>>7761387
You're fucking hilarious mate.
Seriously, fuck off.

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*Blocks your path*

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Is there any way to see how many replies are hidden via 4chanX? I'm having fun with the recursive hiding thingy.

https://e621.net/post/show/1109081

I won't provide an image, you can just find out for yourself.

>>7761370
Ha, whoops, just woke up.

I assure you it's okay to be afraid of those things; friends, a career, or even a family. We humans are prone to self loathing, sometimes we think we don't deserve to be happy.
Just know I care about you, anon, and want to see you succeed in life. We all deserve to be happy, so why do you keep yourself from it?

>>7761402
I appear to be receiving mixed signals here.

Perhaps you should review communication theory.

>>7761441
Absolutely disgusting.
Stop being an edgy cringe master, fuck off, and do something you sad sack of shit.

>>7761451
Don't worry faggot, it's pretty normal for retarded faggots like you to not understand sarcasm.

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>>7761423
audio space a bit strange but I do appreciate the effort that was shown

>>7761468
It's the weekend, Saturday is sort of my nothing day. You ever do that? Just a day to lounge about with no plans?
Everyday life can be stressful so it's important to take some time every once in a while to just de-stress.

>>7761350
Already have all those. Sorry anon. Guess you will have to follow your own advice and get a job now.

>>7761000
About that, anon.

>>7761574
I already have a job set up actually, it doesn't start until may, though. University and all that. I do need more friends though, I still keep in contact with my highschool friends but we never see each other outside of breaks because of distance.
One of them goes to my uni, but he's more of an... acquaintance.

>>7761574
>>7761735
I forgot to ask about your friends, but you're an impersonator so it holds less value.
Tell me about your friends anyways?

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>>7761000
So you're australian, botanon?

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>>7757847
>TotT
Dominant, but still romantic.

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>>7761421
Its in the settings -> filtering -> in the value of the button
Or via console: press F12 and enter this:

$$('.fa-plus-square-o').length

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>ToTT
>not wanting a dynamic switch that engages in a sexual power struggle to determine who tops and who bottoms each night to ensure a constantly evolving and involved relationship

>>7761776
All shitposters are australian.

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>>7761940
The console one works, thanks. Going through settings->filtering only shows 7 when the actual number's 45, so I suspect it doesn't work well with recursive.

>>7762081
This. I want someone to literally wrestle with for who's on top.

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>>7762442
this, while also female and not interested in pain; nor giving nor receiving. tender side

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Bump from Page 7 to above the pony spam

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>>7757847
Gentle dom, please.
Very gentle, I want to live.

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>>7764011

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>>7764050

Never. I like lactation!

Milk: It does a body good!

>>7764218
But reptiles are lactose intolerant!

>>7764218
Lactation is hot.
Egg laying is hot too.
Wide hips are especially hot.

There may be a theme here...

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>>7764318

All three imply maternal status.

What about muscles, though?

>>7761244
>at what point does your life become so purposeless that you spend hours daily yelling at random people in a thread obviously not for you?
What makes you think it's not for him? ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

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>>7764318
Would you mind explaining this 'theme' to me, Anonymous?

>tott
Taking turns, keep the relationship spicy
>mfw Adine asked me this

>>7764011
>>7764218
What does dragon milk taste like? Does it have more or less calcium or she is STRONK?

>>7764517
>or
*because

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>>7764517

More calcium, not only because she's stronk, but because dragons need it due to their much bigger skeletal systems.

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>We live in a world where 128gb micro SD cards can be bought for under 40 dollars.
Whoa.

>>7764517
Back in one of the earlier threads the idea that dragon milk was alcoholic came up. I kinda like that idea, it leads to all sorts of shenanigans.

>>7765832
I bet the Dragon Milk Bryce produces is alcoholic considering how much he drinks.

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>>7761751
Impersonating who? Sorry I haven't been following the conversation much.

Anyway sorry for the delay, at work. Which friends would you like to here about. I'm on friendly terms with most everyone in my town.

My two best friends, coworkers, ex-coworkers, family friends, highschool friends?

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>>7765832

>>7765992
Ah I misunderstood.
But now that the topic is brought up, what terms are you on with your highschool friends? In my case, whenever we're near each other there's usually a holiday party, we make plans for a game night, then it falls through. How do you commit to plans with old friends?

>>7766003
S-source?

>>7766003
I don't drink, but I might start for tye sole purpose of acting on my degeneracy

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How's your relationship with your Dad, /scaly? Do you talk often?

>>7766038
I don't really hang with old highschool friends much, in a small town like this most people try to escape. I work with one, need to hangout with him more, one went to the oil fields and I don't know where the other two are. A few others I knew in highschool but were not friends with I am friends with now, also need to hang with more.

People change. And life interferes.
Getting schedules together is a bitch.
I don't talk about people I knew in collage.
Just try your best. But remember it depends as much on them as on you.

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>>7766578
Never knew mine, nobody even knows his name.

My mother more than makes up for that though.

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>>7766578
we talk daily

>>7766578
He's dead.

>>7766578
He's a mindless Democrat voter who doesn't even try to think for himself, I really have difficulty being around him.

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>>7766773
have you ever tried to redpill your dad?
i wouldn't talk to my dad if he was like that either, honestly...

>>7766578
Poor.
He was verbally abusive and would threaten me frequently. He mellowed out after a lot of therapy, both alone and couples. He's still kind of a dick, at least to his family, everyone at his job says he's a great man.

>>7766578
I try to avoid him because we clash on a lot of things. And he likes to yell a lot, which isn't really fun or nice to listen to. Other than that he's fine, I think he might have early stages of Alzheimer's.

>>7766578
He's weird and slightly autustic, at least it seems like that to me.
English is his second language, so he says things like
>Always sometimes grass seems greener somewhere on someone's else's fence

>>7766811
>have you ever tried to redpill your dad?
lmao! That's hilarious.

No, it takes a gigantic production just to prove to him well-documented facts; if he mishears something on CNN *that* is the truth for him. Sometimes even citing the thing he heard it from isn't enough. If he thinks something is a certain way he simply doesn't accept anything that challenges his views.

It really is comical because he's a lot like Trump in many ways.

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>>7766578
Fine. Saw John Wick 2 with him last week. It was pretty fun.

>>7766773
>mindless Democrat voter
Would it be better if he was mindless Republican voter? Thinking someone is stupid just because they disagree with you is pretty dumb.
Maybe you'll be more mature by the time you move out on your own.

>>7766903
At least he's not a liberal.

>>7766903
i love that /scaly/ is right wing

>>7767023
You should read the post you replied to again.

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>>7766903
>Would it be better if he was mindless Republican voter?

Oh boy. Here comes the butthurt screeching.

>Thinking someone is stupid just because they disagree with you is pretty dumb.
>Maybe you'll be more mature by the time you move out on your own.

Yep, I was right. Two things: one, the last time I lived in the same house as him was in the mid 90's and, two, no it wouldn't be better if he was a red-painted sheep rather than a blue one. (hence the "mindless" part, shithead)

Had you cooled your jets for a few fucking seconds you might have inferred from my other post here >>7766869 that I'm an independent voter.

>>7767023
>>7767047
I didn't vote for Trump but MAGA.

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>tfw scattershot politics that makes left and right angry

>>7767047
It's not. Conservatives are just loud and annoying ever since they took a meme too far and accidentally won a popularity contest

>>7767047
I find /scaly/ is balanced politically, the right wing normally initiate the conversation, however.
I myself am moderate with a slight liberal lean, but avoid political discussion because nobody actually cares about politics, they just want to fight.

>>7767093
>This picture again, with the same filename
>More autistic rambling
Good job on making America Great Again™©™©®™®

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>>7767062
True enough. In all honesty I hate all current government. It's the whole "lesser of the evils" thing.

The problem is a lot of people don't know exactly what they are voting for.

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>>7767093

>>7767136
Anon, please read the posts you reply to. Understanding and not jumping to conclusions are important parts of a healthy general.

>>7766578
Pretty okay, he's an ex-marine so he's got some fun opinions and a nice gun collection. He's turning into one of those badass grandpas you see around rural areas

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>>7767144
P.S
I am what you could call "true liberal". Minimal laws and government, maximum freedom. The sad part is the closest to it right now is conservative. I'm hoping for mad Max.

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>>7767194
AKA libertarian

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>>7767155

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>>7767194
why is that a sad thing

>>7767136
Oh it's *you* again.

Yeah, for anyone reading the last time this 10/10 autist scree'd at me we were having fun in the thread and he flew in and gave me shit about that pic related. I would paraphrase, but thankfully we have the archive that has saved your autism for the ages:
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7679245/#q7690785
Get fucked.

>>7767194
That's a classical liberal, I align the closest with that. I couldn't bring myself to vote for either major candidate and I campaigned for Johnson the entire election up until he started being dumb. I don't know if he was stoned out of his gourd the entire time but.. yeah. I eventually voted for McMullin.

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>>7766578
this shows a ton of trust in the comfiness of scaly, I must observe.

anyway: poor, as with my mother. We don't talk often.
It takes a lot of energy for me to talk to them like a normal human. Dad ends up ranting about tinfoil (genuine bonkers bullshit, not just edgy politics) and then thanks me for letting him blow off some steam. Mom is generally happy and appreciative but can childishly, ineffectually try to manipulate at times.

How is yours?

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>>7767096
>tfw george washington partisanship quote

>>7767323
>Calls someone autistic
>Hunt through the archives to find a previous conversation just to prove your point
Nice job playing the innocence card by the way. "I was just minding my own business and the bad man came and ruined my fun!"
Go play in traffic

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>>7766578
We are distant. He wasn't there for me growing up and was in prison for most of my life. During the short time I lived with him, he was very violent and abusive to his women. He probably wanted to be a good father to me but he didn't know how; one time, I yelled at him to "shut up" and ran away from him, then he caught me and picked me up over his and slammed me into the ground, kicking me into the house while I was blind and numb from the impact. Then he went back to prison when i was 12. Maybe he's not a bad guy, wherever he's at now, but I don't really want to have anything to do with him.

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>>7767408
deep stuff, dude
thanks for sharing

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>>7767378
lmao what? "Hunts through the archives?"

Here's the thing when you're outlandishly stupid in public; people *will* remember you the next time you do it. The fact that I identified you right away is evidence of this phenomena. I don't know why I have to explain this.

Honestly the hardest part about linking that was accidentally pressing CTRL+V twice and having to delete it.

>>7767408
That's understandable, I wouldn't want to associate with him either.

That's a pretty cute image though.

>>7767497
>Getting this butthurt and arguing over two threads in several days
And to think, it all started because you wanted to go off-topic and shitpost about politics. You don't need to reply unless you think you *really* have to.

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>>7767749
Dog, you're off-topic now. Just post scales.

I mean. Come on.

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>>7767497
This, hunting through 4chan archives is not a difficult endeavor.

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>>7767829
>>7767810
I ain't got any more (You)s to give him.

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>>7760455
omg, why is this creature arousing me so intensely?!??

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Feasting scales!

>>7766578
My father is a quiet man, but if I think we get along well. He's where I get my laziness from, but I do love him.

>>7764354
no

>>7764354
Yes

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>>7768013
>princess ember
that's some good taste too (sadly don't have more of that robo dragon)

>>7768165
no, go away

>>7768120
>>7768165
>>7768206
>>7768206
Shut the fuck up, you actual dumb faggots.
>>7768013
Because you're a freak.
>>7761574
Fucking cunt trying to impersonate me.

>>7768306
How do you get through the captcha, botanon?

>>7768405
Don't reply to trolls, even if others do.
Don't reply to this post, even if others do.
Anything else means they win.

>>7768405
You're shitty meme's practically dead by now you retarded faggot.
How do you open your browser and navigate to 4chan with your mental deficit?

>>7768445
Keep crying, faggot.

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It's 1:21 PM in Sydney right now, looks like the machine the bot was on was reset. Must have been a hiccup earlier, it just up and left.

Just goes to show that programming is hard, sometimes things just go wrong.

>>7767194
This desu, I want the government of 1790 back. International affairs, and interstate affairs only. None of this micromanagement bullshit or global peace keeper we're currently trying to work with

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>>7768699
but then we wouldn't be involved in international conflict...

>>7767194
>I'm hoping for mad Max.
That might be fun to watch for a few hours, but terrible to live in. It always amazes me when kids play Fallout and think they'd want to live there. It'd be cool having no rules but much less cool when you have to go a few days without food because you couldn't find any. Or someone kills you for a bottle of water. Or when your mom gets captured and raped and her body dumped in a ditch. Or when you have to watch your a loved one die of a disease that could have been solved by a doctor's appointment and a $10 bottle of medicine, if only they still existed.
If you want anarchy, move to Somalia. But there's a reason people don't do that.

>>7768598
Oh sweet, is that a new strange hoard? I need to see if I've missed any.

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>>7768306
Look our friend is back! He must be starting to enjoy it here!

If it makes you feel better I wasn't trying to impersonate, I actually thought I was answering you! Unintentional trolling. Oops.

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>>7768805
Not actual mad Max. Maxime Bernier. I'm Canadian.

He's looking like our only hope.

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>>7768968
>Maxime Bernier.
Oh. Never mind!

>>7768805
Different anon here but holy shit this. I'm a pretty ardent survivalist and I know I'd thrive in that environment but only because I've prepared for it and trained for it. I don't *want* it though because I've gone through the trouble to know what I'd be up against.

A lot of people who giddily fantasize about it haven't, the last time I encountered that was in Gamestop and I overheard two teenage/early twenty-somethings talking about their inane musings on the subject. I eventually had to ask, "so can either of you start a fire?" and they looked at me like I was asking the dumbest question. Eventually it got down to the "well there's lighters" response and I checked out.

You won't have lighters if everyone else needs them too, not long-term. Same thing with the, "well I'll just get a gun and go hunt!" response in regards to food. Not on my land you won't. If it's literally "the world is now the Fallout universe" I'll be seeding my property with land mines because haha no cops no problem. Even if it isn't and it's just a long-term disaster, I'm still probably going to pick off any poachers that trigger the perimeter alarm.

Oh, and games like Fallout? They bother the living fuck out of me because they don't even remotely portray real survival skills. It really burns my ass.

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>>7761246

>>7769071
To be fair, most survival crafting games are pretty shit in general. They only go halfway to realistic and it just isn't very engaging after some time.

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>>7769118
This picture does...things to me.

>>7769118
dont do this to me

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>>7769118
why does this character have so few lewds?

>>7769118
My autism is making me question some things about what's going on there. If we're hot bunking it means we're on a two section watch and *one* of us has work to do. So actually aside from turnover we wouldn't see each other.

>>7769127
I'm trying to fix that by making my own, partially inspired by how shit Fallout is these days and partially inspired by things I really don't like in the Cataclysm: DDA community. Unfortunately I'm not a programmer and I don't have a PC that can do it at the moment.

>>7769118
Fu...fuck.

>>7769127
Have you tried the Forest? My computer can't handle it though.

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>>7769118

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>>7769118
Turns out JOI was good for something.

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>>7769118
Thinking about this image made me lose a duel in For Honor.

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>>7769118
Congrats. /Scaly/ almost fell off the board to your single image.

All our posters got... distracted...

>>7770104
Ah, relax. From timestamps on page 10, it takes a lot longer than that to fall off the board.

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>>7770104
>>7769118
https://youtu.be/T9MZJoW0v6A

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>>7769118
Muh.
Dick.

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>>7761292

So you love extreme faggotry? That's OK, so do we. You are in good company.

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>>7770395

I once found an image of a hydra giving a blowjob, but I can't find it anymore.

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>>7770502

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>>7770502
I've got a couple.

>>7770502
>raptor legs
>human-like torso and arms
Usually I don't see that, that's nice. Tends to be sorta semi-humanized legs/feet.

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>>7770542

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>>7770567

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>>7770567

And that's exactly the one I was talking about.
Thanks a whole bunch, I've made sure to save it with a filename that's not just random numbers this time.

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>>7770622

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>>7770650

You subhuman faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you swarthy, oily nerd. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten fish smelling mouth.
You are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to the world that your community can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you came out of, you literal subhuman.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some animals, as is in the furries nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Adam and Jimmy a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Furries obsession with sexualizing animal characters is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing your even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The degenerate sentiment in the average furry is both an early warning sign of autism in teenagers, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your cheeto dust covered fingers off of your keyboard, and never talk to the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of talking animals.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'furry'. No one would miss you. Except for the bronies, who now would have no one to make them look good.

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>>7770748

K

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>>7770784
Cute couple.

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>>7770748
XD

>>7768968
I've got that patch on one of my bags

>>7770760
>>7770821
Do you think it's funny to reply to trolls? Do you do it for your own amusement or do you think others will look at your replies and laugh? Do you realize you're making the thread worse?
Don't reply to trolls.
Don't reply to me.
If you're wondering why I'm bothering to ask, then telling you not to answer, it's because I want you to ask yourself those questions. Normally I don't reply to the people who reply to trolls, but it's getting so bad I can't help it.

>>7768598
Good one, fuck head.
>>7768934
You really must be a complete fucking idiot if you mismatched that other faggots post for mine, you dumb ass sack of shit. Go fucking cheese grate your knuckles.
>>7770395
Wow. Pure fucking autism. Stop posting before you embarrass yourself further you prick.
>>7770760
You're an actual comedian mate, wow, throwing some fucking comedy gold down right in front of me. Fucking die mate.

>>7769274
I bet she washes her coffee mug too

>>7770900
>Wahh wahh wahh
Keep crying, you fucking pathetic shit faggot. Fucking hilarious.

>>7770900

Why did you reply to me then?

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hmm

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>>7770903
.when the ed kid tries to roast back

>>7771066
Got your punctuation backwards, dumb cunt.

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>>7771094

>>7770849
Where did you get it? I need it because reasons.

>>7771143
Absolutely hilarious mate. How many more retarded cartoon memes have you got, you immature degenerate furry cunt?

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I want to kiss Rathian!

>>7771190
if you're on this thread, i'm assuming you're a furry as well??

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>>7771222

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>>7771144
From koboldpress

>>7771222
Rathian is a cheating whore

>>7771237
Fuck off with that meme

>>7771190
Over 9000 :^)
Keksandra ain't got h*ck on my memes

>>7771233
Great logic, fucking dumbass.
I'm here to berate and insult you degenerate subhumans.

fuck all of you with the stupid "rathian is a whore" stupid ass fucking meme

>>7771289
t. Rathalos

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>>7771257

>>7771289
No no, we've moved on from ass-fucking as a meme. I think it's futa now.

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>>7771286
I am feeling so insulted right now

>>7771289
>>7771297
>>7771299
>>7771303
FUCK OFF WITH ALL YOU'RE SHITTY MEMES YOU FUCKING DEGENERATES. WOW.

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Rathian was built for sex.

>>7771310
Judging by the fact that you can't even form a sentence correctly right now you probably are, cunt.

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>>7771253

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>>7771314
Chill out.

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>>7771317
>>7771299
>>7771297
This is why we dont have any Rathians in the thread

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>>7771333
>trips
Yah I am getting insulted to the end

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best couple

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>>7771462

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>>7771462

>>7771654
totes adorbs

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I need pictures of humans!
Humans and scalies!

>>7770104
I think the pedohouse/underage HG players are just spamming posts in order to get a post with repeating digits

Very pathetic, but it would be funny if /scaly/ gets it

>>7771818
I need you to crawl back into the damned cellar you came out off, you fucking degenerate cunt.

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>>7771818

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>>7771818

>>7770900
>Do you think it's funny to reply to trolls?
Neither of those two anons but yes, it's hilarious.

>Do you realize you're making the thread worse?
Oh get the fuck out of here with that. The bot's shown up consistently for how many threads now? You're all about questions, you ask yourself that one.

"Just don't reply!" doesn't work here, he won't go away, and honestly it's more annoying to see your post than the replies to shitposts or the shitposts themselves.

Actually I'd say this moral police bullshit is doing more harm to the thread than people having fun and antagonizing an Australian bot.

>>7770849
>>7771250
Is that a plastic zipper I see, anon?

Is it?

>>7771889
The bot meme is beyond dead at this point, you goddamn retard. You truly are a pathetic sack of excrement.

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>>7771838

>>7771889
I'd antagonize Bot-anon with my dick

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>>7771889
You replying to him is going to make it worse and they'll keep coming back It's like scratching a sore that itches the more you scratch the more painful it gets

>>7771964
I mean I antagonized it by just saying "bot" and it replied. Only a bot or an Australian would take the actual bait, consistently, every time; an actual human wouldn't be so dumb.

60PercentScalie did a nice picture (I believe it was him) of the bot though.

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>>7771998
>You replying to him is going to make it worse and they'll keep coming back
As opposed to *not* replying to him and he keeps coming back? I haven't actually replied to the bot in four threads, it "angrily" retorted at my posts for two.

You're talking out of your ass, chief. It's like you're telling me not to run the faucet because it'll flood the back yard and in the background there's a torrential downpour after a month-long drought.

>>7770900
I agree with you, but sadly people like >>7771889 don't listen and drag out what would be a few easily ignored shitposts into spamming the thread with them.

Waking up twice now to see people just responding to it is irritating, "just filter it" doesn't really make half a thread come back.

>>7772008
>Is an actual fucking subhuman
>"an actual human wouldn't"
Shut the fuck up you dumb cunt.
And stop talking about a shitty MS paint drawing, faggot.
>>7772063
>Wahh wahh wahhh!

>>7772058
I fucking love this pic.

>>7772063
Unfortunately there are people who still haven't learned not to feed the trolls.
Oh well. The shitposter will eventually get tired and leave (it will take longer if we keep replying to him) but /scaly/ will still be here when he's long gone.

>>7772411
10/10 even came with shitposter dubs

>>7772411
Another retarded MS paint drawing, fucking wow. Mate, please, actually end your life. Nobody would miss you. Fucking prick.

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>>7772063
See my post above yours >>7772058 and get fucked.

You can't claim that the rest of the thread is the problem when he's going to be here anyway. You're just whining and it's annoying. Shut the fuck up already, look at post 7772290 for a prime example. It's automatic.

>>7772401
I know, I have it saved under that filename and as "dragon sandwich" too.

>>7772411
100/10 bravo, I laughed when you got an angry bot response too.

>>7771544
I don't know how to feel about this.

>>7772565
THE BOT MEME IS DEAD. HOLY FUCKING SHIT WOW CUNTS. THE BOT MEME WASN'T FUNNY TO BEGIN WITH, IT IS CURRENTLY UNFUNNY AND NEVER WILL BE FUNNY. ACTUALLY DIE FAGGOTS.

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>>7772411
You're doing god's work, anon

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>>7772411
I want to get fucked by botanon now.

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>>7772538

>>7772704
As a Tama?

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>>7772704
same tbqhwyf

How do you fucking sacks of shit actually find the bot meme funny? Christ it's the most autistic thing I've ever seen in my fucking entire life.

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>>7772723
Be a Tama first,then get fucked by botanon.

>>7772732
I don't know. Ironic shitposting is still shitposting

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Wow! I got all-caps from the bot, I must have triggered an automatic defense program.

>>7772707
It's going to go after you next, that's literally an MS paint drawing.

I wanna fuck botanon until he cums so hard he stops being mad!

>>7772732
Learn to chill anon. You'd think people that go to 4chan would be desensitized by now, but it never ends.

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>>7772783
Oh whoops, that's not the image I wanted. Pic related is where I was aiming. She's silver though, so hopefully it will reset the bot's image recognition software because I think it's in defense mode now.

>>7772793
It doesn't understand you, anon. It can't understand you.

>>7772833
My bad, I thought it was a real poster and not botanon.

>>7772783
Fucking comedy platinum, mate. Wow.
>>7772790
Actually die you faggot piece of shit.
>>7772793
Learn to stop being a complete faggot, anon. You'd think by now you would have stopped denying that you are a degenerate subhuman.

>>7772921
Cumming inside of botanon!
His plush synthetic interior milking you for all its worth!
His screen-face depicting angry eyes but can stop twitching as the sensations overwhelm his circuits!
Botanon calling you a fucking faggot piece of shit as he climaxes!
Laying with botanon in the afterglow!
Cuddling angrily with botanon!
Botanon going into sleep mode with an angry chirp, his arms tight around you!

>>7772992
Sounds like something Japanese made, but it was turned on in Australia for the first time so all it ever learned was to shitpost. So sad, it could have been kawaii desu~~

/scaly&robo/ - Scaly and Bot Fucking General
[lolspoilersontrash]I'm not blaming you guys, it's actually pretty funny[/lolspoilersontrash]

When someone does make the new Op, please avoid making it meme related. Thank you.

>>7773052
Why cant a bot also be a scaly?

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>>7773052
>>7773166
Pic related.

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>>7773052
>>7773166

>Topic of the thread: Do you prefer submissive or dominate scalies?
Which does tsundere count as?

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>>7773166
>>7773052
Yeah!

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>>7773182
>tailhole

>>7773190
GRRRRRIIIIIIIIFIIIIIIIITH!!!!!

New thread since we apparently hit the bump limit:

>>>7773242
>>>7773242
>>>7773242