Zootopia General: Ye Olden Times Edition
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>inb4 cubshit
W O L T E R
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>>7756749
>tfw 4chan x
>february vacation for K-12 public schools begins
>suddenly, shitposting intensifies
wew lads
time to take a week off from these threads
FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRT
>>7756760
I'm glad that guy turned out to be a stupid shit cuz his artstyle make me want to gouge out my eyes
>mfw no fox husbando to step on my face
Why live?
>finally losing all interest in Zootopia after going 10 months strong
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO NOW!
au: buns are purchased for blowjobs
>>7756798
fuck off we're full
>>7756798
SHITPOST WILDLY
>>7756798
wait for rock dog, use the portal to zootopia, do something with your life.
the options are there, anon.
Anyone up for posting forbidden headcanons?
>>7756800
au wher ur mom loses hr job?? Lol fuckin btfo
>>7756818
Wolter really is gay.
i want to fondle nick in public
>>7756818
gazelle was behind bellwether in a plot to increase her popularity
>>7756818
Wolter sucked Ozzy's cock
Good night. Think I'll keep this green I wanted to post for another day...
>>7756798
Binge watch movies. Go urban exploring. Raise a family. And then come back. You'll enjoy the movie more after such a burnout.
Then again... I lost interest back in September, yet keep coming back to these threads... H E L P M E
*ahem*
micheal's dick
>>7756818
Weaver is straight and has a manly penis.
>>7756818
Nick and Duke are exes.
>猫とかおちつかせるためのマスク
A mask used to calm down cats and other animals
>大丈夫か?
Nick: "You okay in there?"
>ニックウ。。。
Judy: "Niiick..."
>おなかすいたわ
Judy: "I'm hungry."
>元気そうでなにより
Nick: "You look all better for the most part."
>>7756854
pastebun's butt
Another thread to repost the TT reads in!
Nick's sweating it over nothing-- Judy'll love his card, because he MADE it for her... right? She'll appreciate the effort that went into it, won't she? At the very least, she wont think bad of him... right? What's the worst that can happen anyway? Find out in Nick's Valentine!
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9788144
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/nicks-valentine
Judy's been trying to track down Dawn Bellwether ever since her escape, but it seems as though Bellwether has her right where she wants her! Can Judy bring the fugitive to justice, or will her sympathy for the sheep turn her into a lamb to the slaughter? Why is it that the mugs are always the ones to suffer?! Find out in A New Dawn!
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9788321
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/a-new-dawn
Martina's out on the town, and Remmy's in a big grape costume. Mistaken identities abound, and its harder to tell who is who due to the alcohol. Will Martina be able to uphold her promise? Will Remmy? Who will will that Match Three Contest?! Find out in In Vino Veritas: Getting Graped, by PseudoFox!
Text here:
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9795260
Blind read through here:
https://soundcloud.com/comicanon/in-vino-veritas-getting-graped
Going to get to Otterly's fic an "Just A Joke Haha" this weekend!
>>7756851
Sleep tight, bunner! Looking forward to it!
>>7756818
Bun Souls is rad as all hell.
>>7756553
God speed anon, we're all counting on you
>>7756861
Weaver pls go
Zootopia is still playing
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4AUSHRf375q
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4AUSHRf375q
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4AUSHRf375q
Well thats a bad end for Judy...
>>7756863
You know what, fuck you. Fuck all of you. This is by far the worst fucking thread on 4chan. Every one of you (and me) is a cancerous piece of shit willing and eager to tear each other's throats out at the slightest provocation. Nobody here likes Zootopia, they just like being mad and pissing people off as much as possible.
Every single fucking poster in this thread is absolute scum.
>>7756818
Nick is positive and Judy accepts that while choosing to still be his partner on the job. Nick only partners with her because the rest are prejudiced agaisnt him. Feelings between both sprout and Judy blows everything up because Nick is bleeding after being shot and shes freaking out. In shame, she tries to get in bed with Nick to prove she isn't close minded. He refuses, which leads to her develop a bugchasing fetish until she gets a positive exam to show him. He is honestly moved and they both finally embrace each other.
>>7756818
I think those two buff dudes from Pack Street are fucking each other
As the OP of the last thread I've just come back and i'm wondering...What happened last thread?
>>7756854
>>7756877
>>7756892
Canidae :)
>>7756887
>tiger is the perfect size for a mate
>paws big enough for every paw situation I want but not so big its micro/macro
Tiger x Bunny here I come
Thank you for the help
>>7756909
you are looking for the loud house
>>7756923
Did the people posting fucking change?
>>7756909
I love Zootopia and i love you anon
>>7756931
Shitstirrer is here and making his presence known.
>>7756931
Sshhh bby it's over now
Let's not talk about it
>>7756909
/5N@F/ is on /vg/ though
>>7756931
What do you mean, what happened? Some autist got insulted and decided to take a massive shit on everyone because of it.
>>7756952
>>7756950
>>7756963
Glob-dang it, and it was the first thread I've ever made
>>7756875
Wait. Do those masks actually exist? I would think removing sight would make an animal more restless, not calm.
>>7756973
No worries, buddy! Things are calming down now.
Let's post more music we're listening to!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dl0chN6wHS0
Who here read something that was written for TT? What did you think about it?
>>7756887
>tiger is the perfect size to hug an average-size human and rest her chin on top of your head while you nuzzle your face into her neck fluff
>average-size human is the perfect height to do the same to Clawhauser
>>7756973
It's cool man, you'll get another chance I'm sure.
Jerboas are cute! CUTE!
>>7757034
I'm listening to http://www.ustream.tv/channel/4AUSHRf375q atm, it's a REALLY long song but I am enjoying it.
>>7757029
Actually, covering the eyes is a classic calming maneuver for calming animals. Go watch an episode of Crocodile Hunter; it's almost always his go-to move when he has to calm down a croc by getting a towel over their eyes once he has their jaws closed.
when are Nick and McHorn gonna make peace(due to the constant spraying) with each other in the form of pasioned lovemaking ?
>>7756818
Nick spent the three months after the press conference fucking bunny does that looked even remotely like Judy.
>>7757061
I...I don't get that logic. It is some case of "It is dark, I don't see anything so I must be safe?" That is the only thing I can think of.
In that case, I guess Judy was distressed/having a panic attack.
>>7757067
When its his turn
>>7757116
For birds, at least, it "No light out? Wow, must be night time."
As for the comic, my guess is Judy went savage or yeah, a panic attack.
>>7757125
>bent dick
Must've been fucking too hard, looks like his bacculum is broken.
Despite the fact her nickname is Annie, the pronunciation of Anneke would lend itself more accurately to "Anna"
>>7756906
What I love about that pic is all the feel good contexts behind it. Either: this is them pre-movie before some fucked up shit splits them apart OR post-movie and it's them reconciling OR post-movie and it's when foxy senpai finally notices wzl for more than just bootlegging. It's plain cute.
>>7756909
Wait until you come back on another night. It's all that plus fapping to the latest Pack Street.
>>7756887
>be 6ft
>ywn get to stand close to Bogo and nuzzle your head right squarely on his pecs as his massive arms embraces you
>ywn get Nick to suck you off while you both stand there, legs locking as his tongue brushes a sensitive spot
Why live
Anyone still up in this ungodly hour? What are you listening to?
Right now, some Gaga.
>>7757247
https://darujones.bandcamp.com/track/no-matter-what-they-say
>>7757247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9FzVhw8_bY
i'm up, doing some inking
>>7757270
Who's that qt?
>>7757292
Anneke
>>7757247
Aquabats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uIqLz6LqMsU
>>7757292
Thats Annley, from Bai Street.
>>7757292
my new oc, baily. oc/zoosona/etc.
>>7757270
Wolter, the crossdressing alter-ego of Anneke from Pack Street.
Wolter is real and he sucked my dick
>>7757314
Cool, I've always loved awd's. Also, thanks Bobby for doing this way back when.
>>7757334
From what I recall, aardwolves are about 2/3 the size.
>>7757334
AWD
The species stands 60–75 cm (24–30 in) in shoulder height, and weighs 20–25 kg (44–55 lb) in East Africa and up to 30 kg (66 lb) in southern Africa.
Aardwolves
The aardwolf is about 55 to 80 cm (22 to 31 in) long, excluding its bushy tail, which is about 20–30 cm (7.9–11.8 in) long, and stands about 40 to 50 cm (16 to 20 in) tall at the shoulders. An adult aardwolf weighs approximately 7–10 kg (15–22 lb), sometimes reaching 15 kg (33 lb). The aardwolves in the south of the continent tend to be smaller (about 10 kg (22 lb)), whereas the eastern version weighs more (around 14 kg (31 lb)).
Stream is done, time to sleep.
Have a goodnight, /ztg/.
>>7757392
Have a good night Trashy! Fun stream as always.
What is the cutest couple you can think of, canon or not?
>>7757392
Sleep tight, bunner!
>>7757402
only if they actually look different
>>7757247
You're not my mom, it's not that late!
...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDzimjnXvRw#t=2m36s looped
>>7757384
Well, fuck me. I'm butthurt I was wrong.
>>7757407
Desmond and Molly. Fite me.
>>7757416
Well, the coat patterns should be quite different.
>>7757247
I'm watching Operation ZERO if that counts.
>>7757407
Always love some FinNick.
>>7757369
*Nobby, thanks autocorrect
To the anon who requested "paws. Just paws"
>>7757567
Well that's absolutely terrifying
>>7757567
jesus fucking christ
>>7757567
I see some eyes
D- see me after class
Sleep time is now!
I'm excited for this weekend: I'll be able to get a lot of read throughs done!
Goodnight, magical and wonderful /ztp/ threads. I hope you never have this thing >>7757567 steal all of your mittens.
>>7756938
that's a cute canidae
who's that holding her, though?
>>7757144
Nanoboost administered?
>>7757662
Have a good night
Mornin' /zoot/! Your friendly ghost is here. What's up at this ungodly hour?
>it's an everyone fucked off to discord episode
>>7757407
Love badger and his bun, still holding out hope Labger returns to them.
>>7757662
Have a good night bun bun
>>7757842
It's dead hours in the only country that matters
>>7757845
It will never happen
>>7757842
Is the Discord even up anymore?
>>7758028
Oh yeah, very much so.
>>7758025
I know but I still have hope.
Pyromancer
>>7758033
I should check back, it's been months
>>7758042
Warrior
>>7758025
Well he did do a new pic of them for the Valentine's TT, but otherwise he is more interested in his original fantasy stuff.
>>7758050
and rogue (with head size fixed)
Good morning /ztg/!
Do you want more of this? Tell me, while I go look at the threads that I've lost (that, judging from the comments, should be a very fast thing to do)
>>7758079
Is this new?! Don't think I've seen this Sunny x Zeke pic before!
>>7758042
>>7758050
>>7758075
Love em Mr cutie mongoose! I would love to see more of them or other fantasy/Derp Souls zoot stuff, it is entirely my jam!
>>7758120
Bore drew it this morning to go along with the backstory of when they first met.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRwgmgEeT8c
>they met on a Savannah Central street
>Zeke was window shopping
>Sunny was rollerblading down the sidewalk
>Zeke saw him out of the corner of his eye and was immediately drawn to him
>he was so focused on the rabbit's toned legs and ass as he bladed along he didn't see the streetlight pole in his way
>he was collecting himself off the sidewalk when he heard a giggle behind him
>the rabbit had come back to check on him
>he looked down his sunglasses at the prone hyena. “Did you like what you saw that much?”
>Zeke's heart skipped a beat
>fuck it, it's not like today can get any worse
>”Yes. Yes I did.”
>the surprise broke across Sunny's face along with a blush
>he didn't think he would actually be able to pick up the spotted beefcake with that corny line
>>7758179
Oh RAD! Always nice to get more yeen and bun.
>>7758454
Poor Marty, he deserves better than that.
>>7758091
Yes, I made the helmet with asymmetric horns and a little tilted because of the hairs, sadly it has not gone so well
>>7758120
>I would love to see more of them or other fantasy/Derp Souls zoot stuff
Then ask, because I'm taking requests!
>>7758549
>sadly it has not gone so well
It's okay, I still love you, A_Sig.
>>7758549
How about all three of team shorty squad smiling smugly and cracking their knuckles as 420ThickKOALAp3n15XXX invades?
>>7758563
The good (and bad thing) about those images is that I can see a sensible difference between them, as I became more used to shadowing.
Also you reminded me that I have to draw more raccoons
>>7758642
>I have to draw more Trash-Pandas
That's clearly a badger man...
>>7758549
this with Nick and Judy - maybe in their apartment on the couch while Nick is watching tv, or inside the police station during nightshift, while Nick is busy doing paperwork
>>7758642
>Also you reminded me that I have to draw more raccoons
Good... Good...
More raccoons lewding beavers...
>>7758549
Plague Knight Judy with her partner alchemist buddy Nick?
>>7758900
>>7758909
I heard you like original pics
>>7758923
Hi Nuck Wild
>>7758923
>he didn't sign it
>>7759010
I never sign my shit art.
>>7759060
Odd, I at least included my signature avatar, or so I thought....
WE WUZ TWO CAKES AND SHIEEET
>>7758603
Here you go, sorry I couldn't shadow but I have to go
>>7759453
>Filename
How did Percy fuck up?! Poor little polecat, he tries his hardest.
Really though, thank you for taking my request! Its a very lovely pic and I really the little shithead koala recognizing that he has clearly come to the wrong neighborhood, you played that off really well.
>>7759484
>Percy
Damn, I wanted to write Clancy
Give me a weird Pack Street pairing, lewd or platonic. Something we don't see much of.
>>7757144
>Despite the fact her nickname is Annie, the pronunciation of Anneke would lend itself more accurately to "Anna"
Doesn't she get called "Anna" sometimes? I'm 100% sure that's been used as her nickname at least once.
>>7759505
Ozzy and... Rex.
>>7759505
Rex and Don
>>7759505
Ozzy and Betty.
I said I'd toss a few more designs in here, so here it is.
>>7759453
This is fantastic.
>420ThickKOALAp3n15XXX
I can't breathe.
>>7759510
Yeah, just confirmed it:
>Finally she leans back, calling over her shoulder with the wrong voice entirely. "Anna, your cotton candy delivery is here!"
I guess she's called both Annie and Anna. I'm not sure if Weaver's just inconsistent with it or if each character uses a different nickname?
>>7759532
I know Wolter calls her Anna. I think he's the only one who does.
>>7759528
Dark souls invaders have the best names.
Holy shit is the a possum?! Rad! Such an criminally underused species who are in dire need of more love. Spiky emo peacock is cute too but damn... love me some possums! Do they have names?
>>7759505
Wolter and Betty?
>"Hey big momma, wanna let me make your night?"
>Betty cocks an eyebrow and looks the aardwolf over before grinning. "You know what, sure."
>Wolter yelps half joyful half shocked as the wolf grabs him and drags him into her apartment.
>>7759566
No names yet.
All I have are this drawing and some rough concepts.
Opossum is an artist but her main job is something like a cashier somewhere. Maybe she works fast food. Dunno.
Porcupine is a pencil pusher/cubicle jockey but in his free time dresses like he never got over his emo phase.
That's about all I got. Didn't roll for location or job, and the most I have for personality is "quirky" and "irritable" respectably. Not much to go on.
Still planning on delivering some pigs to just hand over to the thread, but I wanted to draw these two first since I had a slightly better idea for 'em.
>>7759589
Of course I don't post with the image.
>>7759539
I'm skimming back, and so far:
>Al almost exclusively calls her Anneke
>Remmy and Ozzy say either Anneke or Annie
>Ozzy primarily says Annie
>Pandora says Annie
However, in Field Day, Wolter refers to her multiple times as Anna. He never says "Annie".
I think you're right. I think everyone calls her "Annie" EXCEPT Wolt, who calls her "Anna".
That's actually a really neat touch.
>>7759607
>Ozzy primarily says Annie
I meant Marty the second time.
>>7759607
I wonder if she calls him Wolly. I bet they both have names only the other calls them.
I understand. You found paradise in Zootopia, you had a good trade, you made a good living. The police protected you and there were courts of law. You didn't need a friend like me. But, now you come to me, and you say: "Mr. Big, give me justice." But you don't ask with respect. You don't offer friendship. You don't even think to call me Godfather. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to do murder for money.
>>7759610
Why does Ozzy call her Marty?
Was Martina not enough? Now he has to dress up as an Aardwolf as well?!
>>7758525
>>7758454
>>7759607
>Remmy accidentally calls her Anna
>Everyone look at him with disgust
I want to hug the innky pig
>>7759505
Avo and Martina.
>>7759656
What about lewding?
Reshilling, likely for the last time...
Winter Snuggles: Pack Street: Lewder Edition.
A lewd spin off of Boney's lewd spin off of his nonlewd spin off of pack street.
In which Remmy is forced into accidental voyeurism when he stays the night in Al's bed, and when Al and Velvet spontaniously turn accidental voyeurism into intentional exhibitionism.
Contains: Musk, Alpha-Omega dynamics, Velvet enjoying the fact that dating the Alpha lets her play with the best toys in the Pack.
http://archiveofourown.org/works/9792146
>>7759738
>>7759738
This too.
>>7759656
>>7759656
>>7759750
Oh.
Good morn-
>>7759750
>>7759759
>pic related
>>7759796
>>7759773
Bonus version.
>>7759760
Hey don't look at me, I just wanted a hug.
>>7759806
I preferred the one with a bush.
>>7759505
Wolter x a female
>>7759811
well, you get lewd pigs instead
>>7759823
Is this a fetish? Because I think I have this fetish. I don't think there's a name for it? A girl who's being provocative, but her result is worse? How do I explain this. Is this even a fetish? Un-knowing showing??
>>7759823
>>7759831
>>7759833
i just came here to post animals and honestly im feeling so attacked right now
>>7759955
You should feel flattered anons lust for your pigsona.
No one lusts after my zoosona.
>>7759955
Those are some truly nice pig titties. They deserve sensuous, gentle affection.
>>7759955
Nice dubs.
>>7759969
Hm, I wonder...
>>7759963
It's kind of amusing, but my characters are more interesting than I am, I think.
>>7759966
I can only say 'oh my' so much.
Nice dubs btw.
>>7756818
Byron is a jewish overlord perpetuating racemixing by making a hugely successful adorable childrens movie about racemixing.
>>7759990
What's wrong with racemixing
>>7759759
>>7759806
>>7759955
thats one sexy pig
>>7759955
i'm with you
what's all this rowdy noise
>>7760049
Femelope! It's been too long, how is your coffee shop doing?
>>7760009
Me: 9990
You: 0009
Marry me now before it's too late.
i'm awake, anything interesting happened?
>>7760049
This is too lewd.
maybe i will try to make some oc today or something, but i am so fucking lazy atm.
Someone save me
>>7760191
Make a sexy sheep OC who definitely doesn't lust for pred girls at all and is absolutely straight.
*Absolutely.*
>>7760137
Scandalous!
>>7760191
Roll, then
>>7760262
This thing is absolutely ancient, senpai.
>>7760255
I just made a duo, so I think I'm gonna roll home for one of 'em now.
>>7756818
Bengo
>>7760255
roll
So it's Acacia Street for me then, now i need animal.
Not sure if i want to random roll though, if i roll something i don't like i won't put in any effort, wew
>>7760262
What reference type thing do you need?
>>7760381
I like rolling because it adds excitement and character, bit it's up to you
>>7760262
Use that Pinterest thingy - it has hyena refs
>>7760391
I mean, there aren't that many yeens in Zootopia art which aren't OCs.
>>7760412
I want to kiss this yeen
>>7760443
Yeah, I was meaning for Hyenas.
I mean, if you want to be one, which of the four types are you interested in?
>>7760465
2 i guess,those funny hair give off nice punk-style vibe
>>7758454
One hour and six seconds later...
>>7760262
I made the map and the roll your location games, they were some of my first contributions to the threads
>>7760500
Ah yeah, the Striped Hyena.
>>7759505
Betty x Marty x Al. Big wolves connected at the tube dude.
>>7760524
You deserve a hug Mr mongoose!
>>7760465
Oh no
3 is adorable
I WANT ONE
>>7760443
That's why you roll - you get two re rolls and then you get to keep something potentially unique and interesting without coming across as a snowflake. That's how we got our anteaters - really interesting OCs, but I cannot imagine someone picking them because they aren't the mammals which come to ones mind first.
Use Wikipedia random page for a better selection of mammals too because random animal generator doesn't offer a lot of variety.
>>7760547
i will go with Striped Hyena first, i will roll for further characters
Not ded
>>7760842
Everyone's either asleep or have plans for the weekend. Give it while, anon. Thing will pick up soon.
I'd like to post my draw but indecisive ass keeps see things that I need to touch up before I upload it
>>7760885
Nice one. I had long hair once. Don't get why people don't like brushies. They feel nice.
>>7760885
Love me some FinNick
>>7761008
some hair has a tendency to tangle more than others, most folks that offer brushies don't know how to handle long or tangly hair.
Talk about one hell of an amazing crossover, I didn't even knew that I wanted.
Now if only Nuzzo could draw Nick and Judy like this and not super Anthro like you has done already. At least for that comic that seemed to be in the works all those months ago.
>>7760717
i wouldn't trust Nick with my operation
Does anyone know any good human/anon goes to zootopia stories?
>>7761094
I'm kinda writing one, but it hasn't even gotten to the human part yet.
>>7761035
a lot of what makes zootopia's style unique is: the body, legs/feet, and the size difference between animals. it's hard to make appear zootopia-esq w/o those elements
>>7761109
strange. dont you usually start those kind of stories with introducing the human?
>>7761094
Honestly the one generally accepted Human story that is good world be "A World all Her Own" over on Ao3
But it doesn't happen within Zootopia itself but their goal is to get back to it.
My own recommendation would be "Sly Human, Dumb Zootopia" only on FF this time.
Besides that? Really nothing.
>>7761094
>/ztg/ goes to zootopia and lives the lives of their zoosonas
why has no one written this yet?
>>7761167
Cuz it's pathetic
>>7761132
I wanted build-up. I can give you the link if you'd like.
>>7761185
sure, why not
>>7761167
Those kinds of stories usually have too much of a fantasy-come-true quality to them. They don't have plots or conflicts, making them uninteresting.
>>7761196
https://m.fanfiction.net/s/11818724/1/Hunted
I haven't updated in almost a year, but I've been thinking about getting back into it. Hope you enjoy.
>>7761035
A bunny falls in love with a fox.
Unable to confess, she is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the fox’s phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when she recounts the previous day’s confessions to the fox, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the fox she called is not the same fox she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn’t exist in this universe at all. he is the fox’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.
>>7761167
>Ah cool I'm in Zootopia
>Time to play vidya and work my part time job
>>7760478
Is that symbol supposed to mean gay?
>>7761254
>tfw doomed to be a neoproletarian
>>7761167
There are OC fanfics or greens, some of them pretty decent, so it's been done I guesss?
>>7761280
You need to get off your ass, go out and meet people. Otherwise, yeah, you're "doomed". And of course it's someone else's fault.
>tfw you've been suggesting Gender/Species-Swap as a TT suggestion for months and that shitposter from the last two threads has ensured everyone will fucking hate the topic forever and ensure it'll never win
t-thanks
>>7761331
I mean
I'll still love it and draw it regardless.
It's best in small doses though yeah.
>>7761236
and then once they fall in love with their AU buddies, the originals start to pine for them- but they don't have feelings for the originals anymore
>>7761236
I have heard this exact plot a number of times before are you the same Anon, that keeps talking about it?
But anyways this is a crossover pick of "Your Name" one of the best and strongest romance anime movies I have ever watched before.
>>7761360
It's an /a/ meme
>you are in zootopia
>your only mission is to cuck Jack Savage before he cucks the time line
>what do you do?
>>7760137
Girls, girls - you're both pretty!
>>7761094
Weaver will bring us all there on his magic train.
>>7761404
>Find Jack Savage
>rape
>>7760137
Dat fleece
>>7761379
Oh so just a plan old meme? That's saddening, somewhat.
I wondered how they could "pursue" one another counterparts if they couldn't even meet. Since the chances of long distance relationships barely ever work out.
>only got 2.5 hours of sleep
>need to power through and finish important draws
I might have to get some caffeine for once.
>>7761465
がんばって!
>>7761486
>>7761465
>>7761294
I didn't ask to have fucked up neurotransmitters.
Guys zootopia crime files updated
>>7759339
>>7759920
>>7761533
Humans are a pretty incredible lot, capable of completely re-writing their own mind either by choice or by chance.
It is more than just possible, it is available.
Start reading for one. (Gulag archipelago is one recommendation)
Then I would suggest asking yourself the two of the hardest questions there is (and answering them)
Who are you? and who do you want to be?
Lastly and this is just a personal preference but I have found a lot of inspiration from oriental philosophy.
If you look at most (not all) of them they all have one underlying theme or message if you will, and that is self-improvement.
Always strive for betterment, tomorrow you will be a better person or closer to the ideal version of you than you were today.
That's just my suggestion though, but it is how I live my life and while I am far from satisfied or happy all the time I can still highly recommend it.
You can't really go too wrong if you strive for self-improvement, of course you could overdo it and start using steroids but as with all things self-improvement should be practiced in moderate amounts.
>>7761533
you have to fight it as hard as you can
Hey a_sig, if you're around can you repost the 'grumpy mongoose who just woke up' thing?
post bun buns
Post seductive fox
>>7761689
cute bun buns
>>7761712
>>7761668
Here you go
>>7761775
Thanks. I've got some momentum going now so I think I'll finish today.
>>7761795
>zoot on the gloves
I hope I never run out of new things to notice about this movie.
Who is the most underrated Pack Street?
>>7761814
Oh wow! Looking forward to more stuff.
(Also, in case they have to interview naked mammals)
>>7761814
>Marian
>>7756909
>>7761814
>Girl
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>7761829
"T" Rex or Ozzy I'd say, neither get's much love from the fans.
>>7761805
>a new pig
FINALLY
>>7761814
>Marian
oh
FUG
>>7761876
>>7756909
Honestly I am not even that big a fan of the movie, sure it was good but to be honest I liked Moana more (I mean who knew Dwayne could sing that well?)
I just come here for the people (read Heretics)
I like them, and I like the tone here.
>>7761210
honestly, my zoosona is kind of a wreck of a person as it is
>>7761903
that's good--adds conflict
>>7761829
neil.
Have you ever heard of anyone asking for Neil fan-art? Ever?
>>7761917
He and cliff did actually get fanart of that scene in Savages
Don and Dewey on the other hand...
>>7761917
Someone was asking for Neil/Cliff art for a while.
Do we have Mrs. Wilde and Nick mother/son interaction that isn't lewd?
>>7761944
Yeah. There's a lot of pics/comics of Nick going to see her after he becomes a cop and they hug and are happy and don't have any sex at all.
>>7761876
Oh come on, it's a classic story.
Closeted gay guy in high school tries to hide by pretending to be into girls. He probably went on a bunch of dates with Marian and Whitney to try and deny it.
Until he met the little fox of his (wet) dreams.
>>7761689
Those paws > Dat ass
>>7761331
you're welcome
and now go and kill yourself <:^)
>>7761689
>>7762024
10/10 would fondle those buns
>>7762024
Oh hey look!!!...
a dick with clothes!
>>7761970
i don't get the joke in the comic?
>>7762046
nick finds himself attracted to finnick(who he hasn't met) and is distressed because he believeshe is attracted to a child. Finnick speaks and nick is relieved to discover, via finnick's voice, that he isn't a child
>>7762046
Nick wants to fuck a fox
Said fox looks like a kid
Nick's boner is confused
Fox then turns around and yells at Nick in a deep black voice
Nick's boner is relieved
FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!! FUCK THE POLICE!!
>>7762051
what the fuck?
>>7762062
>>7762064
i like this explanation better
>>7762076
GET THE PADDY WAGON
>>7762076
pls no judy abuse. It makes me sad
>>7762108
SCATTER
>>7762105
this is the worst fucking head canon
>>7762024
Oh my. Violet is truly the superior bun-bun. Those hips and buns can't be beat.
>>7762132
Even worst than bunny infanticide and Judy's burnt out path to severe drug addiction and self loathing as she loses her job and alienates herself from everyone who cares about her only to overdose, pregnant in some back alleyway??
>>7762134
Vixen milfs and their hips are better.
>>7761254
>be me
>human
>go to zootopia
>get a job
>most animals cant tell the diffrence between a fennec and a fox cub,so i pass as a foreigner
>end up joining a pred supremacist cult
>go up the ranks using my twisted sadistic imagination,winnin most of the preds respect
>find ways to recruit more preds,indoctrinate them and make them members of the pack
>all the while i m still working my shitty job,so that no one would suspect a thing
>end up leading a full scale revolution agains the prey overlords
>either win and become their new king,or loose and kill myself
>either way,i will be remembered
>>7762230
>The sole human in Zootopia leading a supremacist revolution
Way to act your stereotype
>>7762230
Kuso Senki: Saga of Anon the Evil
You may not remember me, but I remember you. I remember how many hours I slaved away trying to make you happy, to satisfy your every desire. I tried my best and you just scoffed, told me I wasn't enough and left. Well I never left. I'm still here and I'm still alive! And there's nothing you can do to stop me!
Nick is for dick
>>7762332
Mrs. Wilde is for Nick's dick
>>7761254
>get teleported to zootopia
>still human
>taken in by a scientific facility of zootopia for experiments
>end up dead for something
>rolls back in time, manage to flee
>get midia attention
>get some support due to keeping me from turning into a problem
>stabbed by random goat horn, die
>roll back, decide to move to more shady part of town, full of preds
>mauled by scared wolves thinking im an ayy lmao
>rollback
>try to go public with the scientific shit
>shot with nighthowler, captive till eventual death
>>7762230
You need charisma for something like that.
>>7762379
well,considering how most animals pick their alphas,i need strenght and cunning
i may not be very strong,but a tip top shape human can wrestle a lot of animals,and those that i cant i could use their huge size to my advantage
>>7762410
>considering how most animals pick their alphas
But they're not animals.
>tip top shape human can wrestle a lot of animals
What does it matter what a tip-top shape human can do, if you aren't in tip-top shape. And besides, once again they aren't animals, they have humanoid shapes and hand-like paws. Animal-wrestling techniques wouldn't work.
>>7762410
cringe
>>7762410
>>7762230
>>7762436
>But they're not animals
they are
and considering that pred supremacists probably want to go back to their old ways,its likely that they would pick their leader on strenght and not intelligence
>What does it matter what a tip-top shape human can do, if you aren't in tip-top shape. And besides, once again they aren't animals, they have humanoid shapes and hand-like paws. Animal-wrestling techniques wouldn't work
again,they might have humanoid shapes,but they probably like biting more than fighting,and about the good shape,there is no rush,i can take my time and build up some muscle,meanwhile just go around,kill a few weak preys,eat some meat in from of them to show that i m not bullshitting them
Drugs
Zootopian society is pretty much american society, with some animal-themed quirks. If you haven't been able to become "top-dog" or whatever in western, human society, there's no reason it would be easier for you to succeed in Zootopian society.
>>7762483
Pastor
>>7762498
Cuck
>>7762495
> If you haven't been able to become "top-dog" or whatever in western, human society, there's no reason it would be easier for you to succeed in Zootopian society.
>lol,this guy is already 21 and hasnt mastered karate,doesnt have at least 6 phds,doesnt have a 6 pack and cant live alone innawoods without any outside help,what a pleb!
>>7761795
NEW CASE OUT? YAY! Pls don't post more, don't want to get spoiled! :)
>>7762495
Well, if you're still human then you would have the whole appeal of being unique.
I would probably start a youtube channel and try to go for a pewdiepie/king of the internet thing.
>>7762541
Nick dies and Judy gets a new partner, Jack Savage
>>7762566
Judy dies and Nick gets a new partner, Jack Savage.
But all Nick can think about when they're in the locker room is how much Jack reminds him of Judy, feelings that scare and confuse the bereaved fox.
Jack being a nice guy thinks Nick just needs someone to talk to and a shoulder to cry on...
Escalation ensues.
Yes anon, this is a good idea.
Fund it.
>>7762498
>>7762483
>>7762508
>
>>7762614
>>7762622
Ayy
>>7762622
I see Insane Clown Posse overtaking the white house.
>>7762644
I see the same thing.
>>7761970
Daddy's Boy was lit
How many people on /ztg/ have lost their virginity?
>>7762717
I'm pure! Wizard soon!
https://twitter.com/tan_po_po_tan/status/833012443022385152
>>7762717
Make a poll.
>>7762779
>I disagree, there is no sign that their government is that xenophobic
its not about xenophobia,you re literally an alien to them,an ET,what if you re there to invade them,paranoia would set in
>and I guess you could pass off for a stunted hairless bear, maybe?
i guess a deformed pig would be more likely to work
>>7762622
>Now tell me, what do you see here?
>I see...a mammal.
>Can you tell me what species they are?
>They're...a rabbit. That face...
>What about their face?
>Those stripes...those blue eyes...it is the face of cuck and pastor.
>>7762024
>i'm the law shirt
nice
>>7762812
It would hardly be construed as an invasion, unless other anons also were dropped in.
They have a modern, democratic society at worst I think they would try to deport you.
>>7762622
memes
>>7762841
>worst I think they would try to deport you
deport you to where?
what if they deport you to the zootopian equivalent of africa or the middle east?
you re practically fucked
>>7762779
>What about you?
eighteen, almost nineteen.
College dorm room
>>7762717
never have
>>7762622
Zootopia being bombed by two smiling whales.
>>7762812
I agree they'd be freaked out, especially considering you don't have a tail and the closest mammals to you (Marsupials and Primates) never existed. But I also think that Zootopia is so diverse and there are so many species with their specific quirks that it would take a while to see that you are a unknown species.
That said, assuming they found out, I feel like they'd instantly try to cover up and send you to a research facility and whatnot. There were a lot of species in this world that got wiped from illnesses and other shit that were transmitted by other species. If a human carried some disease like special human-rabies it would be dangerous.
>>7762852
I said try, since you have no place of origin to give them then you would most likely get stuck in the system.
There is a guy here in Sweden who did that, or something to that effect.
He lied about where he was from and the government of that country wouldn't accept him since he wasn't a citizen and he's been stuck here for eight years or something... also he is in prison for something, sexual assault I think.
>>7762857
A story that I am sure is all too familiar in the US.
nicc licc
>>7762899
she's either freaking out or really hot and bothered
both choices are good
>>7762935
I must have mistook which family was Marsupials, I was thinking of animals with longer, slender fingers and it came to mind.
>>7757567
the thing au?
>>7762935
>no surprise there
I am very sad that that is true...
>>7762967
sooo,monkeys?
>>7762975
>pic related
>>7762967
Yeah I mistook it, was thinking Lemurs and Sifaka were Marsupials.
>>7762757
More Jill?
>>7761876
Stop projecting your homosexuality on other characters and people.
>>7763042
Only when someone makes a homo with actual character
>>7761903
Which one is yours?
>>7758072
I can't help it anon, I have the elf tiddy fever and the only cure is more elf tiddy
>>7762899
source?
Good morning, thread!
>>7759528
>>7759594
These two are adorable, Inky! I like that the opossum is very clean cut and straight laced, and the porcupine is prickly.
>>7760049
>>7760137
Why is everyone naked?
>>7760478
Another Okapi! I wonder if Reply'll like him.
>>7762024
Judy's shirt is very funny in this... And Jill looks comfortable.
>>7762622
Oh dear... poor anonbun...
Looks like you guys had fun all night long.
I'll be out most of the day, but Sunday I'll be sure to get more read throughs finished! Love you all, keep having fun!
>>7757116
Animals aren't that smart usually. I assume they get the idea that if they can't see it its not there. They don't think they are blind but rather the world is black.
Halfway done.
>>7760137
>Forgot a neck stripe
kys
>>7763135
Because all okapi's like each other? VR"Stereotypes are badmmkay"bit
>>7763135
Good morning lewd bun
>>7763219
oh no
a_sig's gonna love this
>>7763026
It's actually Jack, the artist just draws him with magnificent eyelashes.
https://twitter.com/tan_po_po_tan/status/828585164720594944
>>7763234
This is a good stereotype go away
>>7763258
>Good stereotypes
Whypepo go and stay go
>>7763234
Uh,
I mean,
What I meant to say was--
I wonder if Reply will... like the flowers he arranges, or if he prefers Mr. Otterton's bouquets?
>>7763244
I am not a lewd bun!
>>7763253
>>7763323
VRbit ur the lewdest bun I've ever met.
>>7763323
Don't worry, we love you regardless of what kind of bun you are.
>>7763253
>>7763430
>>7763445
>>7763456
>>7763518
>>7763099
http://junyoi.tumblr.com/
New thread?
>>7762757
>ジャック寝るとき何着るの。。。
>裸族の可態性も多いにある
What does Jack wear when he goes to sleep....
He must have a lot of preparations to do before getting naked (TN: I think the author actually made a typo; they used 態性 (taisei) which has no definition in the three dictionaries I checked in, while 態勢 (taisei) means "preparations" or "readiness")
>ちゃんとパジやってきてそうで~
Looks like he turned out properly wearing pajamas
>銃を太ももにつけるホルダー
Has a gun holster on his thigh
>仕込んで寝て。。。。おねがい。。。。
All prepared for bed... I wish....
>ミルクとかかな。。。パネェ
That's milk or something, isn't it... It totally is (TN: I was confused by this, because パネェ is slang which can mean either "For sure" or "A ton of it" so it's up for interpretation)
>>7763641
Thanks, I'm alright
>>7763659
Alright, just checking in. Need anything else?
>>7762740
Hi foxy
>>7762740
You'll get it one day. Never give up.
>>7763654
Thank you for the translation!
And I told you. Magnificent eyelashes.
>>7763697
i'm hungry. got any bread?
>>7763756
I have some Lays barbecue kettle chips and chicken alfredo if you're interested.
>>7757067
On the last thread as the finale.