Why is Mayhem so perfect?
Shark grill thread. Post anything sharky.
>>7716185
Mayhem is the reason shark girls look like shit
best shark
>>7716185
I can usually tolerate hair on non-furry animals but that's just fucking awful looking. Is like a Neon Sign puked all over her.
Hair that long is pretty garbage in general.
Soft shark
moar mayhem
Image source dump to get better quality pics. Fuck JPEG.
>>7716185
http://orig09.deviantart.net/7962/f/2015/343/0/b/mayhem_shark_by_thepinkshark-d9jlmhg.png
>>7717359
https://e621.net/post/show/481814
>>7718594
https://e621.net/post/show/894968
>>7719691
http://imgur.com/gallery/QJUDn
http://i.imgur.com/93wYZJI.jpg
>>7718494
Reverse search can't find this one.
>>7716220
Don't post again.
>>7722138
Some people can't handle perfection.
>>7716220
>tfw find punk and rave girls really hot
>I'll never be a slightly chubby, busty shark girl who takes all the dicks
>>7723242
No sharks here but this is probably the best rave pic I have
>tfw Mayhem has been mostly retired as an alias
Was fun while it lasted.
>>7726344
I wonder what she's most famous for.
Music or sex appeal?
>>7726376
It doesn't help that "It's Murder" is the album that really got me into Ren in the first place.
Love Mayhem's albums. Anyone play her game?
>>7727049
Eh. It looks good but doesn't really offer much else
>>7726344
It's sad, but I hope there's still fanart of her so she doesn't totally disappear into obscurity.
>>7726344
The best always die first.
>>7727049
Shark Attack?
It's okay. It's good if you like a challenge, like Megaman or Mario. It feels a lot like an arcade since there are no save points and you have limited lives.
But it gets repetitive quickly, so it's probably only really suitable for when you're bored while having some time to kill.
Eye cancer
>>7727049
game?
>>7729035
Download in description.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=inB6rY_kJsk
>>7716185
FUCKING
>>7730216
SHORKS
>>7730226
>>7716220
Truth
>>7716185
>anything sharky
>>7731338
>>7730216
[spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
Semi relevant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpmydBHLgKE
>>7726344
Eh, she still shows up in the compilation albums.
>>7736038
It's rather rare at this point though.
So, anons, what is it about shark girls that you like?
Personally, I find the smooth skin and fit, yet curvy bodies absolutely irresistible.
>>7740143
>I find the smooth skin and fit, yet curvy bodies absolutely irresistible
Same. They're also just drawn really cute a lot of the time.
>>7740143
I like the competitive personality.
I like their playful, mischievous smiles.
I like biteplay.
I like shark tits.
I like shork.
>tfw no shark gf to mark me as her own
>can't find any good shark biteplay pics
Only thing I have are a handful of fics.
bump I guess
>>7726344
>tfw Truxton is dead: the alias
Though many others, like Renard, are never coming back, I'm disappointed that Truxton will (most likely) never come up again. I like Darius and Rotteen, but I want muh Truxton
>>7742900
Rotteen a shit. I want Renard's happy hardcore and Truxton's mashups back.
>>7742949
I miss Renard, too.
>tfw the cost to license HELLHOUND to sell it on Bandcamp would be $2 million or so
My personal favorite. I think it encapsulates all the best parts of shark girls. Their teeth, how sleek they are, and their exotic fins and tail.
>>7726376
What kind of music? If it's techno that'd be great.
>>7740530
>bite play
I've only been with one girl who liked biting. Man I miss her.
>>7743008
House, in a nutshell.
>>7740530
>Only thing I have are a handful of fics
Post 'em.
>You'll never be anon's shark gf
Have a JOI.
>>7723554
Here's a shark rave pic
>>7743066
>You'll never physically dominate anon
>you'll never show off your teeth and make him flinch
>you'll never call him weak and puny
>you'll never be a total cock wore
>you'll never become a total sub in bed and get dicked by anon
>you'll never cry out his name as he fills your shark womb with his seed
Why even live?
>>7743069
Without the text
>>7743118
Fucking thank you
>>7743112
I need this. I need anon's rock hard cock pounding my shark pussy raw and flooding my womb with his torrential ejaculate.
>>7743066
>You'll never have a shark gf that enjoys using her feet for lewd purposes
>>7743177
>>7743183
>>7743069
>cor blimey mate I see you peeping u cheeki cunt why don't you stick that beefer in me queefer where I'll initiate a series of muscular contractions
I think I need a different JOI
>>7743331
>Barely-covered anus
Thanks for the new fetish.
>>7743235
I could attempt to alter it so she speaks Australianese.
>>7743318
>Pawpads on a shark
d e l e t e t h i s
>>7743461
Reminder that if your shark girlfriend gets angry/too rough you can always rub her snoot to completely incapacitate her.
No matter how much she says "I'm gonna kill you after this" she'll always like it too much and forget.
>>7743049
By handful, I have about 3. It's really hard to find these things. I need recommendations.
I found this one from a /d/ monstergirl thread long ago. This one doesn't have sharks (but dragons and lamias), but it's THE best story ever written. It's quite long, too, so I recommend multiple sessions. Biteplay is a major plot element, and it's what got me into it.
Alshian & Treshai
http://pastebin.com/CvR9v8Y2
And then there's these ones, where biteplay is only a minor element:
Here's this goodie from last shark thread. Still waiting on the anon that might do a Mayhem fic, but I think he gave up.
Late Night Mischief
http://pastebin.com/k92zjehX
And I have a shark herm one, but this is a straight thread.
>>7746064
>Still waiting on the anon that might do a Mayhem fic
Same here.
But he did say he was having some trouble writing it. Bummer.
<---- typical discord users
>>7743019
Did she ever draw blood?
SHARK TOOTH BLOWJOBS
Shark bikinis are the best
>>7747673
Unfortunately there are much shark toothy blow jobs.
Very few show much teeth in the act
Still no shark valentine . . .
>>7747557
No. She was into biting but I was the one doing most of the time.
>>7747673
>ywn have a shark girlfriend who likes to tease with her claws and teeth
There's another shark blowjob picture that, for absolutely no reason, I can't find right now. Pretty sure it was uncolored and was a downward angle looking at the shark girl who had her mouth wide open so you could see all her teeth and was about the star the blowjob, had a frowny/concerned face bubble to the side pointing up towards the guy about to get the blowjob.
If anybody's got it I could use it right about now.
>>7748269
https://e621.net/post/show/465213/2014-anthro-areola-bad_idea-blush-breasts-cockbiti
>>7748288
Thank you, was really frustrating me that I couldn't find it but now I see why, doesn't actually have the oral tag on it that I was using to try and find it.
>>7748296
No problem. I knew it was "fivel shark".
But a funny thing is that "shark D:" works even better.
>>7748243
>I'm a perfectionist
It does kinda sound like that, yeah.
Nice to know you haven't abandoned it, though.
Bump
SHARK
PUSSY
Bump for moar shark
>>7743183
>mouth and teeth entirely around neck
Hot as fuck but the shark babe oughta be doing it
>>7748288
Requesting the simple edit of this image where it's a smiley face
>>7752467
True, but hyenas are a good second place for bitey animals
>>7752467
I agree but that character (aliseia?) Is kind of a sub from everything I've seen so the hyena biting I guess makes sense
>>7752961
>oh boy i love sharp teeth on my dick
Anon who wrote the Mischief story here. Probably gonna write some green involving this qt here shortly.
>>7754126
My dick has led me places I wouldnt go to if I had a gun. This is no different.
>>7754126
A roller coaster wouldn't be fun if it were low and slow, you know.
>>7755811
I still trust a roller coaster not to remove my dick.
>>7755827
Then you my good friend underestimate how deadly a roller coaster malfunction is
>>7755872
I trust the roller coaster not to malfunction. Same as I trust that I'm not going to slip and fall in my own shower. And while I trust that I won't fall in my shower, I'm still not bringing a razor in there to shave my face and neck at the same time. The odds are long, but I'll still hedge my bets.
>>7755939
To be fair preventing a shark grill from biting your dick off isn't hard. Just stay on her good side.
That being said I'd risk it. Then again I'm typing this while driving 60+ mph so my judgement may be questionable.
>>7756047
>I'm typing this while driving 60+ mph
Jesus fucking christ.
>>7756077
>he doesn't shitpost at highway speeds
>>7756229
>>7753376
>Aquatic
>People get inside her
>Frequently targeted by those armed with torpedoes
>Torpedoes effectively penetrate her
>Payloads get blasted against her hull
Yep, she's a sub alright.
>>7760317
Alesia that was the name. Thanks anon
>face
>expect shark girls
>get these sea dog bitches
>>7763893
okay, smart guy. How should they look?
>>7764117
Like fucking sharks, asshole.
>>7764179
I have no idea what a shark looks like. Post pics.
>>7763893
I'd pet a shark.
dick status: NICKED
>>7754901
>employees stealing food
[urge to shut down intensifies]
You write shy girls really well.
>>7754901
>Anon who wrote Mischief story
Excitement intensifies. You write well.
Another shark from the JOI thread.
>>7756257
"Do you know how fast you were going through that intersection, Son?"
"No Officer, I was shitposting."
"...Carry on."
Blows my mind how fucking retarded you all are. Do yourselves a favour and just leave, you dumb ass sacks of shit. Furries truly are pathetic.
>>7776545
>shark
>fur
>>7776633
You're a fucking furry, cunt.
>>7776636
>imagine being this butt blasted for any reason on /trash/
>>7776642
I couldn't imagine being such a complete faggot like you, you sad pathetic excuse of a human being. Wow.
>>7757668
God that's so cute.
>fin ears
>>7754901
still waiting on this
>>7731338
>anything sharky
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FCHefQeuSM
>>7777105
>>fin ears
>>7754901
>"Final call for passenger boarding at Platform B. The Nor'Easter will be departing in fifteen minutes," calls a voice over the station intercom.
>You look up from your cell phone as you hurry through the train station, duffel bag thrown over your shoulder.
>If you missed this train, you'd be late to visit your family for the holidays, and you didn't want that.
>Of course, taking a plane was a more reasonable option, but...
>You hated flying.
>And trains were just so much more fun to be on anyways. It actually made the trip enjoyable.
>Of course, this meant that your usual 8 hour flight would now last about 32, but you didn't mind.
>You head out onto the platforms where they're letting passengers on and loading luggage.
>Not many people are taking the trains anymore, so there's not much of a line to get on.
>Which is good. You don't want to be standing out here in the snow for very long.
>Soon enough, you're on board one of the sleeper cars.
>You'd thankfully had enough money to reserve one of the rooms, so you wouldn't need to sleep in a chair.
>There's no key. A keypad sits by the door, and they'd already emailed you your passcode.
>You punch it in, and the door slides open.
>The room is small, but you can't say you expected anything different.
>At least you have a bed and your own personal toilet.
>You set your bag down on the bed just as the horn from the Engine sounds off three times.
>The train jerks, and begins to pull out of the station.
Any love for shark traps/femboys?
>>7781185
I didn't even know there were any but hell yes.
>>7781232
There's loads of this char, cant find much on e621 though.
>>7781319
Nice, well can you post what you do have of them?
>>7781797
>>7786580
>Sharkgirl bondage
Sweet mother of god, more please!
...so, what does the beginner need to know about sharkgirls?
I am reminded of an old science fiction short story I read, many years ago, about a woman who may or may not have been a serial killer, downloading her mind into the body of a Great White Shark, told from the perspective of someone investigating afterward, who may or may not have seen her afterwards, and she chose not to eat him. Or maybe it wasn't her, and it was just a normal shark that wasn't hungry at that moment. We never found out.
Are they just normal people who happen to be in what I must guess are genetically engineered sharkwoman bodies, or are they dangerous?
Also, do they and dolphin people hate one another?
>>7786580
This prolly all I got/can find. Folders not sorted for shit.
>>7788155
Whups, meant for >>7786624
>>7788187
Even so, thank you for these, they're fantastic.
>>7752467
>>7753376
A theory regarding that, actually. Amongst most sharks, mating is done by males biting down onto the female and holding her down while violently thrashing and wrestling her down. In a lot of cases, she ends up with permanent scars from especially forceful suitors.
So, sharkgirls would likely have fetishes for getting pinned or held down, very rough sex, being bitten and even general masochism. Y'know, if that sort of thing gets you going.
Ghostbump detected. Present thyself!
>>7790894
http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7716185/#7790894
>>7791005
no
>>7795664
Is it sad that I find the tattoo and the enormous grotesque watermelon titties to be more off-putting than the teeth or eyes?
>>7795888
Each to their own
I like everything except possibly the tattoo
i want your thread to delet
>>7796466
but y tho
>>7786362
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayE-slnoV7c
>>7802850
Remember, if you're ever attacked by a shark girl just finger her to orgasm.
This may have the unfortunate side effect of increase shark attacks but hey, now you've got a wife.
>>7776545
>>7776636
>>7776654
dude what
>>7804846
>trolling on /trash/
Is it summer already guys?
>>7788572
More Mayhem porn, please.
>>7806466
I, too want more Mayhem
>>7806847
>>7806874
>>7806904
Dang. I guess that's all I have. Ah, well.
>>7726376
the memes on /v/ about that shitty shootemup game they made then promptly pretended never happened
>>7796466
I want this shit teir meme to delete
>>7716185
>perfect
I wouldn't go that far, but the lack of the ears that you typically see on shark furries is a plus.
>>7722416
That face is very much not perfect
Has Ren put out anything decent lately? I stopped actively listening to him a long while ago, but I still go back to some of the older albums.
>>7747673
>no shark MILF on human story
Life is suffering
>>7809756
The stuff from Rotteen is decent. idk go check out b-side-u 2015 and 2016 vol 1. I haven't listened to 2016 vol 2 yet so i can't tell you about that.
>>7718494
>>7720791
>Reverse search can't find this one.
Don't forget to search the image MD5 in the archives as part of your saucing efforts.
http://fluffybaps.tumblr.com/post/145585153883/commission-for-ped-xmusics-ensayne
Out of curiosity, how many of you guys also like aeromorohs?
>>7809858
>shark MILF on human
>>7809756
nu-ren is complete and utter shit
>>7809858
are you me?
>>7810950
>Aeromorphs
I can dig 'em.
A-10 is pretty hot.
>>7811249
>>7813785
>"Anon, I'm so glad that you decided to remain with us. It's pretty tough for a single mother to take care of her young daughter."
>"Say, what if I repay your kindness?"
>she flashed her sharp rows of teeth at you
>her finger traced down your chest until it met the bulge in your pants
Unf x 2
>>7758815
>rule 63'd Riptide
There needs to be more of this
Bap
http://commoddity.tumblr.com/post/153696895215/lotion-starring-noir-the-shark-commissioned-by
>>7807418
Why'd they ditch that, anyway?
So, what does a sharkgirl's skin feel like, guys?
Is it like real sharkskin, in which case it's kind of abrasive and can even injure you if you're not careful, or is it more humanlike, or even warm and rubbery like latex?
>>7810950
Funnily enough I was reading the A-10 shit on /k/ before I ever listened to Renard's shit, or popped a chub for Mayhem.
Fucking /k/.
>>7821486
Probably standard placoid scales like a real shark, but not as bony and dangerous when going against the grain.
>>7742949
I want the Raggacore too.
>>7821702
Ha, same.
I used to call /k/ my homeboard.
**HOT SHARK ACTION**
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccXn480oZ6g
>ywn spin your shark gf while giving her a nose rub
>>7716185
Mayhem strikes me as the kind of girl who was really shy and nerdy and high school but then turned into a total bombshell in college
>>7823424
where is a writefag when you need them?
>>7822642
/k/ has been almost completely ruined by the worlds worst tripfags from /arg/
>>7824804
I know.
It all went downhill after gamergate.
Most of them don't even like STALKER.
>>7823309
>"It has no real purpose, yet some of the sharks really seem to like it."
>"She hasn't been getting fed by me, but she keeps coming to me and I keep flipping."
Fuck, that's actually pretty cute.
page11
>>7827814
>page 8
>>7823309
>was planning to play games today
>instead watch videos about sharks and squee like a fucking fangirl
What the fuck, what have these threads done to me
>>7807418
There were memes on /v/ for shark attack? Please tell me they had drawfags.
>>7826947
>Fuck, that's actually pretty cute.
>>7829144
>squee like a fucking fangirl
This is why I wanted to share that video.
Here's a little bull shark.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2PNP1FeL5E
>ywn become a knight in chain mail and perform chivalry to a shark
>>7821486
I always pictured a smooth rubber or latex type feel personally.
>>7831560
>they're shy at first but eventually become comfortable and follow the divers when they ascend to the surface
I never knew sizeable oceanic predators could be adorable like that.
>>7834395
Same.
I imagine when wet their skin would feel like soaped up teflon.
>>7834554
Yes I like this idea
>>7834560
>>7834395
Hmm. That could be sexy if you're already a latex fetishist. It's probably not a coincidence that they're so often depicted wearing wetsuits and latex club gear.
So they're just women, who happen to be in shark-ish bodies? They're not genetically engineered atavisms who might eat their partners after sex? That's probably a good thing, as vore is not my fetish.
>tfw no shark gf holding you down in the morning
>>7839890
>alarm awakes you
>try to sit up
>shark gf is straddling you
>she has no top on
>"those are great hon but I got to get ready for work"
>she pushes you down getting in close
>"not until you satisfy me"
>>7836274
>So they're just women, who happen to be in shark-ish bodies?
Yeah and there's nothing wrong with that.
>>7840182
I honestly don't know if I prefer this or >>7788572
Maybe a mix, she starts aggressive hoping to provoke you into flexing your own muscles on her, fucking her in a heaving maelstrom of bodies that's as much a wrestling match as intercourse until you pin her down and violently, savagely jackhammer her. Which is exactly what she wanted in the first place.
>>7840275
That does seem appealing though I've always been a fan of aggressive women.
Probably why I became a fan of shark girls in the first place
>>7840182
You can't just leave us hanging on that.
>>7840789
I know how to write but I'm awful at writing smut.
Foreplay and seduction I can do but I've never been any good at the spicy stuff
>>7840228
ah. So, unlike, for example, sergals, they're probably not potentially dangerous.
They're quite beautiful, and I've always had an interest in monstergirls.
>>7841474
Sergals freak me out a little. I don't care if they have a second tongue in a really exciting place.
Also whenever I see the word sergal I think segal. Then I think if Steven Seagal and laugh.
>>7841569
This.
>ywn have a shark girl gf who acts all tough and mean in public but secretly loves to cuddle and receive head pats
>>7841529
>Sergals freak me out a little.
Me too It's part of why I find them so hot, this idea of an utterly nonhuman predator, who might choose to cuddle with me and regard me with an alien sort of affection, just for my skills at cunnilingus and willingness to put my mouth on her very weird, very nonhuman genitalia.
Sharkgirls lack that if they are psychologically human, though it's also nice if they don't have the sharp scales that real sharks do and I can eat them out or suck on their nipples without my face and mouth being turned into a bloody mess.
>>7841595
and nose-rubs.
can't forget the nose-rubs.
>>7841601
>get a shark girl mad
Emergency nose rub can save you
>get a sergal mad
Nothing you can do. You could run but you'd just die tired
>>7841595
GODDAMMIT I CAME FOR TITS NOT FEELS
>>7841624
The same is true of many monstergirls. I find it hot, but I don't claim it's reasonable or even sane.
Bump
>>7841529
>that pic
>>7841595
Those artifacts were annoying me.
>>7844680
What magic is this!?
>>7843818
A drawfag from the undyne general made it. Hes done others as well. There's also a writefag whose done a few stories with sharks
>>7846151
Bless that drawfag.
Stories with sharks are also relevant to this thread. Obviously.
>>7767655
worth it.
>>7846151
Nice pic.
Also, dumping folder. Should I post futa y/n?
>>7847063
>>7847087
>>7847095
>>7847107
>>7847116
>>7847127
>>7847132
>>7847140
>>7847063
Y, absolutely Y!
>>7847151
>>7847063
>futa
No thanks.
>>7847157
Okie dokie
>>7847188
Start a new thread. This one's over the bump limit.
>7847185
Other guy requested. I don't actually have that many pics.. I think I accidentally deleted a version of my fur folder that had more pictures on it, cause i'm positive I had more than I currently have :'(
>>7847197
if someone has started another shork gorl thread, link pl0x
>>7848891
thanks mang