First 24.
I will bar anybody I deem a threat to my agenda.
Previously, on the HG threads... >>7711859
Rp God Rin
>>7714340
I'm pretty sure, if my memory serves me right.
Misuzu
>>7714378
Paru
Shimakaze
(Male)
Haruhi Suzumiya
>>7714378
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7714378
Suz
Yukine-kun
Minamoto no Raikou
The Player
Araragi
Lord Beerus
Roxas
Rin Hoshizora
Hung rin
Eggman-kun
>>7714385
You're pretty big.
Hoshiguma Yuugi
>>7714378
Satou the Absolute Madman
>>7714378
Sakuya Izayoi
Darius Ainsworth
Lee Yong-Jin
>>7714446
There's no way he's actually 9 inches.
Jonathan Joestar
>>7714489
We'll just never know!
>>7714394
>kissu
>>7714394
When are you going to return to spamming your image every thread?
>>7714446
>>7714385
>Dabs into the thread
>>7714500
ITS ON LIKE RED DAWN
>>7714500
Shimakaze, ready to depart!
>>7714542
>Gives a cigarette to the host.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AmxFn1xZy9E
>>7714542
Munny!
>>7714551
>Kiritsugu takes the cigarette, putting it in his mouth.
Got a lighter?
>>7714571
It's no good... Gonna have to amputate
>>7714566
Sanji takes out a golden lighter from his pocket he Lights his cigarette, then he proceed to borrow it to the host.
Here.
>>7714591
>Sanji takes out a golden lighter from his pocket he Lights his cigarette, then he proceed to borrow it to the host.
>>7714571
>>7714580
Do whatever you need to do, just don't throw it away ad let me keep it.
>>7714571
>>7714599
I can't believe we're letting ourselves get dragged into this nonsense...
>>7714599
Ack, why!?
>>7714591
>>7714594
>Kiritsugu follows suit, lighting his cigarette as well before handing back the gold lighter.
Thanks.
Enjoy the show.
>>7714599
Winner next.
>>7714630
Will do Monsieur.
>>7714635
B-But we surrendered... T-This goes against standard police procedures...!
>>7714635
>>7714635
>Why didn't he fight back
>Ow
>Painful death
>Not as bad as being absorbed into Sora but ow again
>>7714671
>>7714699
suspicious winner there
but thanks for hosting, anyways!
>>7714699
>>7714707
>>7714707
Congrats and thanks for hosting
Thanks for hosting Cuckmina.
Oh, and thank you for the win.
GG
why are we still here?
>>7714711
Can I have the original version of that pic?
>>7714707
Thanks.
>>7714721
Just to suffer
>>7714721
>>7714733
Yep
>>7714733
>>7714744
I'm going to make them give back our past
Uuugh my whole body hurts
What happened?
>Army of tumbleweeds passing by
>>7714827
wind brahmin?
>>7714826
you feel it too, don't you?
>>7714889
Feel what?
Fuck, this is getting really fucking old. I'm sick of not remembering things.
>>7714826
It's hardly proper to ask someone who only just arrived that.
Perhaps instead, you could be the one to inform me, strange one?
Daily reminder that HG is dead
>>7714916
I can still feel my games, and my shistorms, even my shitposts. The threads I've lost, the avafags I've lost... won't stop hurting... it's like they're still there...
>>7714939
>>7714965
That's pretty gay, senpai
>>7715001
Thanks, I made it in Art class.
>>7714965
>that font
No puto, no.
>>7714965
>>7715001
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And friendship
For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun! (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship
For Everyone
Dayman (ah-ah-ah)
Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah)
Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah)
You're a Master of Karate
And Friendship
For Everyone!
>>7714936
I'm sorry what? I can't remember the past day, last thing I remember was seeing Sora and then... I'm here...
I just asked whoever can answer.
>>7715080
Return of Always Sunny in Philadelphia avas when?
>>7715151
It seems that there's not too much beyond us. Dig deeper, perhaps there's a detail just out of grasp.
/r/ /co/ pastebin
What's up ever-- Well if ain't thats a shame, everyone's gone.
>>7714394
holy shit you're alive
How's dropping out of college and becoming hajime no ippo coming along?
>>7715186
There were more people here...
I remember getting beaten and not fighting back but not who or why...
>>7715223
Hey, Mechazawa. You sick or something? You're looking a little strange today...
>>7715215
pls
>>7715223
Oh, hey there my robobuddy, how are you feeling today? All your human organs in place?
>>7715475
Then you remember this place. When?
>>7715223
Gone, or merely lying in wait? That's the far better question.
>>7715521
Thanks.
>>7715496
Not really, I'm lost, but at least this isn't the void...
>>7715550
And now you're contradicting yourself. First you had said that there were others, and now "not really"? Either you're even more confused than I'd thought, or you're hiding something.
>>7715475
Fighter's fright, the flight-or-fight response. It happens. I tend to drive that away like a wild animal when fighting.
>>7715492
Hmm? Uh... Okay? I've been doing okay, it's been fairly uneventful concerning the day so far.
>>7715496
A talking robot? Why am I not surprised, I knew this day would come! Science has gone to far!
>>7715478
Straaange!? WAIT REALLY? But I've been feeling okay as of far as today, what makes you think so?
>>7715521
>DezVt
>Dez Vt
>Des Vut
>Deus Vult
>DEUS VULT
>>7715586
You look a little grey and clammy, that's all.
>>7715586
Robot? I don't have the first clue of what you're talking about. Care to elaborate?
>>7715582
The former, I think. I don't remember this place, only a crowd of people beating me with black sticks, and that's only barely at the edge of my memories.
I want to fucking die.
>>7715725
*sadviolin.mp3*
>>7715715
To stab a guess, were they all as strangely-dressed as you?
>>7715613
Is there a need for discussion? Of course you can't understand, what I'm saying, you're a robot after all.
>>7715606
Unless this is some cheap prank, I don't find this humorous one bit. Otherwise I'll really have to take what you said into account.
>>7715793
Hey, I'm being serious here bro.
Post 24.
>>7715767
No, I don't think so, no other Organization coats. Some guys in blue uniforms...
>>7715793
>The robot fans himself with his...fan.
You can't just assume that a person who has never heard of a term before to know the meaning of it, you realize. If anything, you should be criticizing the...unusual appearance of nearly every other being that makes their way here, thus far.
>>7715847
Uniforms...military force, or local guards.
>>7715846
Sima Yi Sazabi
>>7715846
24
>>7715846
Eggman-kun
>>7715846
Roxas
>>7715846
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7715846
Gabriel
>>7715869
nice jk mate
>>7715846
Lord Beerus
>>7715846
Mechazawa
>>7715846
Beruka
>>7715846
Corrin
>>7715846
Reigen Arataka
>>7715866
What's there to be skiddish about? The only thing I should be concerned with is you. You're the problem. One thing leads next to another, and for all I know you could go haywire at any moment.
>>7715846
James Storm
>>7715846
Sailor Saturn
>>7715846
Mikan Tsumiki
>>7715938
Get out, trash.
>>7715846
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7715846
Medb
>>7715846
Minamoto no Raikou
>>7715846
Tarnation
>>7715846
Emiya Kiritsugu
>>7715984
At what point did I ever use that term? Now you're going out of your way to avoid addressing the issue I presented you.
>>7715846
Kaguya Houraisan
>>7715586
Lucky for you man, lately there has been storms and more than once a lightening bolt almost struck me.
>>7715846
Kaito
>>7715846
GWEENFEE
>>7715999
What did I do wrong?
>>7715846
Leatherman
>>7715846
Mage
>>7716038
Nothing. You are just the victim of terrible storywriting. You deserved better.
Check.
>>7716115
Let's get going.
>>7716115
I-i'm ready!
>>7716115
>>7716115
Excellent.
>>7716156
>>7716156
I-I have good reason! I wasn't fully charged..
>>7716156
>>7716034
How unfortunate Kaito, being a robot must really suck doesn't it. Well I guess immortality is an intresting perk to have...I'm just rambling...at this point.
>>7716025
>He coughs.
Continuing on; I wasn't assuming at all, you LIT-ER-ALLY ARE A ROBOT! What's the use denying what you are, you've been living a lie to just to fit in. I don't know if I should pity you or.....
>>7716182
>>7715905
They said post 24
not first 24
>>7716156
That was fast. Might has well of just taken a nap
>>7716184
You're not understanding me. In all of my years, I've never heard anyone but you utter the word "robot".
>>7716182
Nngh! Unforseen....
>>7716203
Kill yourself and nap forever.
>>7716203
>when ur jk is so bad u have to explain it
>>7716182
I-i'm edgy? B-but...umm...uhh...I-I couldn't harm a fly...
>>7716184
Well, there's an upside and downside to everything. I'm sure being a human is similar, right?
>>7716182
You monster Beerus!
>>7716197
>>7716232
A-ah! W-why-
>dies
>>7716232
Hehe, do you think she knows there's something on her back?
>>7716232
Which one of you's is touchin my sanjay. I don'ts appreciate dat shit.
>>7716232
GAH
WHY AM I IN A SCHOOL
WHAT'S GOING ON?!
WHY DOES MY HEAD HURT!?
>>7716263
RIP
>>7716271
>>7716263
I don't really have parents, but Naoto-san is super cool for a guy his age!
>>7716281
... Robot dogs would be so much better..
>>7716205
Machine. Is that a nice change?
Explain what I'm missing here? >>7716221
Similar in what sense? Oh. Yes. Definitely. We've got our downsides for sure, were fragile and prone to sickness. Ever had a cold before?
>>7716281
>>7716306
>>7716312
>>7716301
I've had a virus, but it's probably not similar at all. But humans have allergies? They sound like the worst, having to avoid something that might be really common.
>>7716306
We are pretty fashionable I must say..
>2 minutes between slides
Is the thread so dead that the host is trying to finish this game off already so they can get the fuck outta here?
>>7716327
I hope I'm doing okay, people move so fluidly..
>>7716339
Yes, King Knight. The games are dead. Go back to whoring yourself out on gay relationship websites.
>>7716197
We'll that was fast
>>7716301
Better. But never before have I heard of such a machine to be so complicated as to replicate a person.
>>7716356
>Female Corrin
R-Ramsay?
>>7716327
>>7716373
Nah that aint me, mate.
>>7716333
Now that you've brought that up, I think I'm allergic to whatever's in the shampoo when I'm showering. My skin dries up quickly and it's all brown n itchy as as a result of using it.
>>7716377
That's for not inviting me to your birthday party! I suppose I don't really have a reason for Leatherman.
>>7716388
Oh well, I was mistaken.
>kissu
>>7716407
Don't kiss me, gutter filth. Be a man and do it on Discord.
>>7716377
>>7716404
T-that doesn't sound good at all, you should tell your mechani- doctor, you'll probably have to switch shampoos.
>>7716429
Braces?! But I already have metal in my mouth..
>>7716358
Funny. I just happen to be talking to one as we speak, what's your "name"?
>>7716438
We don't appear to be of different kinds. I am Sima Yi, military strategist of Lord Cao Cao.
>He bows his head for a moment. His voice definitely doesn't sound mechanical, or even muffled.
>>7716429
>>7716429
I don't want a part in this. You two are better off trying to start something with each other.
>>7716422
Don't force me to use those programs.
>>7716483
wait what
>>7716536
dont say it like it aint true
>>7716483
Am I doing alright? I feel a little stiff, I should stretch more and use oil.
>>7716535
I missed you too, Free.
I am the Cheese. I am the best ava in these games. My rp is better than Hoshi's and Rin's combined.
>>7716437
He'll probably just bail out on me like last time, for some reason. Why am I predisposed to bad luck all the time? Why me?
>>7716453
Sima Yi of Lord Cao Cao? Intresting. Your creator musta' been a hardcore fan of the three-kingdoms book, regardless... I'm Shinichi Mechazawa.
>>7716483
>>7716560
>>7716571
"Three Kingdoms"?
>>7716483
>Shimakaze climbs onto the player's shoulders
When I say go, be ready to throw!
1, 2, go!
>>7716560
You have the rp skills of cheese
What's with this game's layout?
>>7716598
Whats with layout?
>>7716592
>>7716571
People are just like that I'm afraid, some are lucky and some aren't, but that just means you should work harder and not rely on luck.
>>7716574
Huh..? Weird, I feel like I should be worried..
>>7716574
>>7716592
Don't tell anyone, but you're my new favorite.
>>7716598
HTML editing
>>7716635
Huh? That was it? I was hoping it'd be more filling.. Though I am close to capacity.
>>7716574
You can go there by yourself! You and the arcade have more in common than you do with me, Grandma!
>>7716645
Yeah? And who else do you tell that to?
>>7716645
sicking dicks is gay, bro
>>7716635
What happened to that person fagging as Michael from vsauce? He was pretty based.
>>7716682
>>7716635
What the hell?
>Kiritsugu wipes his vomit-covered mouth with his sleeve.
Must have been something in the cigarette. I'm not a stranger to smoking.
>make one comment about how fast it's going
>Kicks it into slowest setting
>>7716702
... I won't tell anybody, I swear.
>>7716702
>>7716612
Despite all the ulucky things happening to me, I don't rely on luck at all. It happens passively. I've worked hard to earn he rep I have in highschool.
>>7716590
Wu, Shu, and Wei? Romance of the Three-Kingdoms? ........
>>7716711
Wow? It's like having a voice matters for once.
>>7716754
Not a lot of people are dying huh? That's good I suppose..
>>7716760
As the coolest human in the school? Or.. Actually I don't know your reputation.
>>7716754
>>7716803
>>7716803
Err.. I don't really care too much about either to be honest.
>>7716760
Hm...and here I was thinking I was alone from there, beyond my guard. I certainly wouldn't call our dilemmas a "Romance", however.
>>7716802
Yes to some extent.
LOOK OUT, HG!
>Points at a large chunk of ice in the distance
ID'S AN ICEBOIG!
>>7716754
Bleh...I could just get somebody to make me a new one.
>Shimakaze tosses the sandwich at eggman
>>7716803
Oh wow? You accepted...I wasn't expecting that actually...
>>7716810
>>7716877
Thanks for hosting for us, Ayumi.
Sorry this place is a decrepit tomb full of retards.
+1
>>7716822
Well...uh... I'd lend you tips to sort your troubles, but I'd rather let history take it's course. It was wrong of me to act so foolishly earlier, I'm not in a good mood.
>>7716877
>is sniped
>>7716839
don't care what anyone says 4kids voices were the best
Present day
>>7716919
this is a good pic
>>7716905
It is not for us to know what is in store for us. But, never mind. I have reports to make and a travel to take back to friendly territory. It's been an...interesting honor, Shinichi Mechazawa.
>>7716828
Ah, I see.. But it shouldn't be that important, as long you have friends to find school fun I suppose.
>>7716877
Haha, Though.. What are we laughing at?
GUYS THERE'S A SNI
>>7716877
>>7716901
Well, i can share my userscript. Its not finished however.
>>7716949
I've got plent of friends, especially Freddie. He doesn't say much
But he's a great guy.
>>7716954
>>7717025
>>7716954
>He doesn't seem fazed.
Lucky I'm not a normal person or I'd probably be in tons of pain.
>>7716992
What kind of guy is he? Must be pretty accepting of people and machines..
>>7717025
...
>He stands awkwardly by the punch, though he's still smiling.
I don't really need a date to have fun.
>>7717048
>>7717123
Congraz
I think i fapped so hard that I broke my penis
>>7717132
Thank you
>>7717052
>He shows him a pic of Freddie on his flip-phone.
Here's a neat pic of Freddie and the gang on his birthday! He helps around a lot when things turn down. Great guy.
Tell me, hg. Where are the lovelay ladies so I can gives them a treat? Maybe somethin' as sweet as my sucker?
>>7717132
table
>>7717132
>Thanks for hosting.
>>7717165
For hosting this event, you have my thanks.
>>7717123
Did something get stuck in one of my ventilation pipes..? I don't really need to breathe..
>>7717144
T-that's a highschooler? Are you sure that's not the gym teacher..?
>>7717165
Congratulations Eggman-Kun!
Thank you very much for hosting!
Does every host autism up their own set of events and such or are there common codes passed around for seasons?
>>7717176
>>7717192
Well hello there, Ladies. I'm sanji from the baratie and I do karate. I thought I was in a dweam when I saws ya and pinched myself...turns out i'm awake as can be. Now how's about we's go and get a snack that I made myself? It'll be worth the trip~
>>7717201
Yes
>>7717207
Stop right there Eggman-kun, I have a question
Is it true that District 10 Male is your son?
>>7717225
Possibly.
>>7717248
>tfw Eggman-kun bangs so many bitches he doesn't even know how many kids he has
I love you, Eggman-kun
>>7717196
He's not a gym teacher, he looks lively to me.
>>7717165
Thanks for hosting.
>getting ignored by everyone
I need another sucker....
>>7717275
Alright, I'll take your word for it, but I'm going back to my android tasks, see you later my human pal.
>>7717205
I am not interested in whatever yokel cuisine you consider to be a snack. Perhaps the ladies next door would be more suited to your endeavors.
>>7717307
>>7717271
>All avas are eggman-kun's kids
>>7717205
Thanks… but I'm not interested on taking a trip, perhaps there's another persons interested on your offer.
>>7717436
Are you implying all avatars are demigods?
I find it more believable that Eggman-kun is actually Adam, the first male.
We could all be his offspring.
And the reason he's here is because he either is immortal, or reincarnates every few generations
>>7717468
Eggman-kun is the key for the Human instrumentality project
Good afternoon /trash/ I thought I'd stop by and see what was up with you guys
>>7717488
hey newfriend
were just waiting for a new host to come by, might be a while
but welcome back
>>7717488
We are dying.
Hg rewriting the bible when?
>>7717528
Still dead hours strangely
>>7717488
>kissu
>>7717550
Garnet and squid both work.