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HG thread It is shameful that we had to wait that long.

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HG thread

It is shameful that we had to wait that long. I will need 24 of you.
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>>7710285
Rika
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>>7710285
Amami Rantaro
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>>7710285
Urotsuki
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Reigen Arataka
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Garry
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Michael Jones
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Alfred Jones
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>>7710285
Propeller Knight

Shameful, but not entirely unexpected. Regardless, thank you for once again sacrificing yourself for the sake of us.
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Tensa Zangetsu
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Minamoto no Yorimitsu
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Niles
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Squid Girl
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Cirno
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>>7710330
>Niles ava
pls be gay af
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>>7710285
Sima Yi Sazabi
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>>7710285
Plague Knight
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>>7710285
Watashi
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>>7710285
Hey Garnet, do you have a Discord?
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>>7710336
Now now, that's no way to make demands of little old me, shadowy creature. Come out there and face me. I can'exactly here you from here.
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>>7710285
A cute loli
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>>7710285
Emiya Kiritsugu
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Lu Bu Tallgeese
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>>7710285
Tiny sneks
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The Player
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Fortune-teller
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>>7710285
Maria and Harusame
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>>7710347
She has a club pinguin account
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>>7710353
I was promised multiple sneks.
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>>7710347
That is a negative.
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Shimakaze
(Male)
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>HG being nice to a newfag from another board
Proud of you all.
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>>7710240
I wasn't talking about you, Rantaro Amami.

>>7710257
I didn't quite say that right.... Jeez, I'm terrible at speaking sometimes.
Look... If you want to know what I think.... Yes, I'd enjoy it.
I'd love to travel with you.

>>7710280
Well...
Heheh.... Yes, it's possible. Though it's not as common, it's... something that happens.
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>>7710370
I'm always a nice guy, you fucking asshole
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Late Grimes
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>>7710369
>sends to post office
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>>7710362
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The shitposters are sleeping
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>>7710383
Cute!
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>>7710384
cozy night chap
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Does anyone care about the one that is late or can I start?
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>>7710370
I'm a nice guy to people if they don't shit up the threads with unrelated content.
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>>7710386
There aren't many tiny snek images around...
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>>7710394
I'm about to fucking cry, Garnet.
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>>7710380
>>7710394
>Changed my mind.
>Give it to grimes.

>>7710394
I, Reigen Arataka, accept this challenge.
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>>7710380
>>7710319
Here. I need rest, anyway.
>>7710394
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>>7710372
>there's a rare change in Amami's expression. He quickly scrambles for an excuse
My oh my, it's this thing, you see. It happens when someone stays up late. Their brain turns to mush and they start hearing things. Please forgive me, Urotsuki.
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>>7710394
I couldn't give a shit and a half about him if I tried. Let's go.
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>>7710399
>Giving me the spot
NOW i'm crying. You guys are too too swell.
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New's Flash: Rin is fucking hung like a horse.
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>>7710394
Skip to the part where I win, please.
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>>7710394
Alfred Jones, eh? Why, you look to be nearly as skilled as I! Our every move shall be a saga in the making!
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>>7710394
Mmmmh. Do you mind if I just take out my so called district partner? I always wanted to try seafood that walked on two legs.
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>>7710275
I would stab you. Repeatedly. I think this is over.
>>7710372
So am I, for that matter. Specially when I'm tired.
Hehe...well, good. I'm glad, you're the whole reason I thought about this. Still, we can't just go off without a plan...
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>>7710395
Such as?
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>>7710396
let me see if i got some you dont
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>>7710399
>Oh.
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>>7710396
>>7710428
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>>7710413
It's true. I've seen it. Like a goddamn stallion.
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>>7710413
We already know he's 9 inches, anon.
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>>7710428
>>7710431
might wanna crop this one or something
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>>7710422
ERP, shitposting, etc.
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>>7710394
Let's begin.
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>>7710372
So it happens a lot? Huh. There is much I need to know of the world. Oh. Before I forget, I remember what El taught me.
>She turns her attention to her, holding her pinky out.
>>7710398
>>7710399
Looks like someone cares for you. The change is done.

The one swap is finished. I will begin soon.
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>>7710419
Of course you would. I've seen that kind of thing happen before, and it isn't pretty. Have a good time chatting with your friends, Rika.
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>>7710439
>implying he's actually 9 inches
Yeah, no way.
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>>7710382
...huh?

>>7710394
Shimakaze, ready to depart!
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>>7710412
np fella
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>>7710416
I do? Let me tell you, I might not look that much, but with optimism like this, I can pull through anything!
And with a confidence like that, I have a good feeling that you're pretty powerful, yourself! Do you think we can do it?
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>>7710394
Do I care about the two, no, three people that lost already. Not at all.

Starting.
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>>7710431
>>7710440
>>7710396
might as well throw in the uncropped this
thats all ive got desu
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>>7710456
What's wrong, anon? Jealous?
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>>7710466
It's nice to have my things packed for me before I set foot into the arena. You've got some good people working for you, Ramlethal.
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>>7710466
It's best to take out the trash early, before it starts stinking
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>>7710394
If I can convince the girl in my team to relinquish her stuffed toy, I probably could fashion a bomb into it.
>Kiritsugu pulls out his wallet and sifts through it for anything he could use to bribe the loli in his district.
I'm ready to begin.
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>>7710463
My friend? I KNOW we can do it! The audience we've amassed will swoon as we take the stage~!
>>7710466
Meet me further inside the arena, mon frere! I'll gather supplies for the both of us!
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>>7710466
Oh? Everyone is already running away? Such a pity, I wouldn't mind getting to know them better. Although...I do like my prey exhausted and unable to resist.

The hunt is on.
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>>7710466
Perfect, this stuff should keep be good for the whole game. Now I'm getting the fuck outta here.
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>>7710466
These are some terrible allies. Keh...
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>>7710466
Fuel 1

It appears as though you were all prepared for this one. Not a fatality here.
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>>7710477
You do realize there's only like 700k people in the entire world who have more than 8 inches?
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>>7710499
I'm who now?
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>>7710466
>>7710499
P-Plague Knight, could you please move those troops away from me?
>>7710499
Do not run, monsieur! You'll only die tired!
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>>7710499
Good to hear, Urotsuki. With me as your leader you'll be sure to make it out alive. I'll end this game before any of us will die.
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>>7710499
They tastes pretty bad, you can have them
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>>7710487
Fucking kek
God dammit Kamina
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>>7710499
>Fuel 1
Garnet go to bed after this.
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>>7710499
Oh how lovely. You all brought special gifts for me. Although

>Bow is gripped and an arrow is nocked

I do not like it one bit that either of you managed to snuff in the history books of yours truly to find out itty bits of details I'd rather have you not. So....

>Aims

Which one of you wants to have fun with me first? I promise you that I will like it a loooot more than you will.
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>>7710499
How the fuck did I end up here?
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>>7710487
That loli's toy isn't the only thing you're stuffing, is it now?
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>>7710499
Hmm. It is impressive that most of you have not died yet I also want the opposite to happen.
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>>7710504
So you are jealous.
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>>7710530
>194x259
Hi Ramsay.
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>>7710407
....Hmh. Well, I've just seen something amusing for tonight.
You, for your part, seem at least a bit different from the people you talked about. But... that'd take me being around you a little more.

>>7710419
Thank goodness I'm not the only one.
..Wait, I am?
>sigh
Making a plan could take a little while.... But there's a whole word to see. No doubt we can find something to do out of that.

>>7710447
It does happen.
...um...
>she stares for a second, before offering her own pinky.
Is this what I'm supposed to do?

>>7710466
...I won't deny, it does.

>>7710499
As long as it isn't too far.
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>>7710529
gimme fuel gimme fire gimme dabajabaza
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>>7710535
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>>7710428
>>7710431
>>7710440
>>7710467
All saved. Thanks m80
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>>7710552
>np
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>>7710536
If he's so sure of himself, why won't he post a pic?
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>>7710543
That which I desire
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>>7710535
You want to hear something scary? Get within earshot and I'll whisper all kinds of scary things in your ears.


>>7710538
There are far gentler ways to insult me, shadowman. If I knew any better, I'd say you were serious. Now run along now before uncle Niles has to come and discipline you.
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>>7710535
Much appreciated, Grimes, though I'd be careful if I were you. I heard that reprehensible reptilian is a part of the Axis of Evil.
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>>7710535
>Amami places a band-aid over the large injury on his arm
It'll have to do for now. There's no time to become a surgeon in this place.

>>7710540
As apposed to who, exactly? From the looks of it my looks aren't completely different. You have Kaito, Ash, and even your boyfriend over there.
As for personality...well, I guess you'll have to figure that one out later on.
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>>7710488
I liked you before, but that just sold me! Who needs an audience when you've got a whole COUNTRY swooning for you? That is, America, not me literally...
We'll meet up on the second day if we're able to! It's a bad idea to be doing it now!
>>7710535
A folk song, a folk song... Well, this one's pretty famous.
If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from, Cotton-Eye Joe?
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>>7710511
Why are you scared of an army, Propeller Knight? Don't you have your own small force, like I? You're quaking in your boots! Ah hah hah hah!
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>>7710535
Duel 2

You are making up for the deaths today. Can you keep it up?
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>>7710563
I can assure you, Plague Knight, that my force is nowhere near as small as yours. Hon hon hon~!
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>>7710535
>>7710557
Earshot is hearing range, genius, and I don't trust you to be anywhere near me like that.
>>7710540
When've I ever...eh. But yeah, of course. I was getting worried, is all.
Hmh...I think I could manage something, at least for getting us around.
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>>7710574
No.
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>>7710529
If there is not a game match right after this, I will consider it.
>>7710540
That is interesting to know if I ever desire having a partner.
>She nods, a deadly serious look on her face as she wraps her pinky with yours.
El stated that nothing can break this. With this pinky promise I, Ramlethal Valentine, will never abandon you or give you reason that I abandoned you.
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>>7710568
If we cannot fight IN the war room we''ll simply have to fight THE WAR ROOM ITSELF! Come, albino! Let us tear down these walls!
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>>7710583
Yes?
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>>7710568
The people here wouldn't know the first thing about hell.
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>>7710574
HOW COULD THEY HAVE POSSIBLY KNOWN?
>>7710583
The fates have conspired to bring us together once more, ma chérie!
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I hate the french
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>>7710568
Most of you rest for the night. Be wary. Tonight's death shows why you cannot be too close together.
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>>7710598
same
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>>7710598
Don't talk about Rin like that
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>>7710600
I hope it's fixed by now
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>>7710575
And why is that? We have never met and you already detest me?

>Mock pouts

And I was so looking forward to get to know you better. All that pent up frustration can't be good for you, little lady. Fortunately I know ways of great stress relief. If you are interested.

>Winks

>>7710568
You want to know a cool little trick, stranger? Come closer and I'll show you it with my bare hands.

>Grabbing Reigen's neck with one arm, he uses his free arm to forcefully bend it to an unnatural position untill al oud, audible crack can be heard.

>His corpse falls on the gorund and before leaving, the one eyed bandit crouches and whispers something right in his dead eyes


You're dead.
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>when you realise Hoshi only thirsted after Rin for his horsecock
>Rin was the one being used all this time
Life must be hell for the guy.
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>>7710600
She'll find you and she'll kill you~
She'll find you and she'll kill you~
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>>7710573
Small perhaps, but none as loyal nor intelligent. Yours are just a bunch of airheads! Hee hee hah hah!
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>tfw you find out pewdiepie is redpilled and /ourguy/
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>hosted a game on /b/
>it ended in 2 slides
H-huh
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>>7710616
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>>7710607
Isn't he Belgian?
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>>7710612
>he has a 9 inch cock
>life must be hell
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>>7710600
Ah hah! There you are, Monsieur Jones! I apologize for the delay. Quite the first couple of days, eh? After Monsieur Albino and I had our little tidbit with the former war room, we became the best of friends! Isn't that right?
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>>7710600
Duel 3

I assume having only one of those made it simpler to do. That one looks a lot more powerful than the rest of them. Looks being the keyword.
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>>7710628
Anything bigger than 8 usually hurts if you aren't a nymphomaniac or a pornstar
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>>7710622
same thing
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>>7710612
Rin was his only friend though
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>>7710600
A shame that the snake is around. I quite like snakes you know? Slithering inside buildings they don't belong, silently creep through the night to strike at the right time. The poor old thing.


Oh well!
>Throws a fire bomb, setting them both alight in a blaze of red and yellow. He spends a considerate time watching them struggle against the burning flames before they drop dead.
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>>7710634
Why do I have to work with a golden trashcan?
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>>7710634
Where'd my legs gooo!?
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>>7710634
Thanks to you I'll have to go change my clothes. It's hard to come by pants in this place, you know. I hope you pay in hell.
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>>7710587
NO,
>>7710591
If you even joke about that again, I'm finding where your eyes are in that helmet and skewering them.
>>7710610
I have a fear of being touched, have standards, and you're not my type.
...And you're creeping me out.
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>>7710559
As opposed to those people, from the place you came from.
You might see more of me, depending on what I decide. But I think I'll be leaving for sleep right now. Farewell, Rantamo Amami.

>>7710575
Oh? I can see that being useful. Just so we don't have to pay for transportation ourselves.
...But I don't think I can stay up much longer. We can always plan this later.
Thanks again for the chocolates, Rika. I'll definitely finish these off.
>she gives Rika a tight hug
See you later, sis.

>>7710584
...;
>she wraps her pinky with yours and shakes it.
Pinky promise.
It's been really nice seeing you again, Rammy. I'm getting tired.. sleep beckons me. But I hope we see each other soon.
Have a good night.

>i can't keep this up, i feel like crap. goodnight
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>>7710641
If you were a gay pedophile, wouldn't you want your "friend" to have a 9 inch dick?
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>>7710634
Oooh, a refreshment, just for me? How kind of you. Now be a good man and take the mask o * cough* so I C-c *COUGH* P-p *cough* PRO -

>Chokes
>dies
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>>7710614
Pah! Loyalty! Where did loyalty get me? I was the Enchantress's last line of defense, loyal 'til the very end...and look where it got me!

My wings were clipped and the Enchantress fell all the same.
>>7710634
Ah, Cirno! It's been too long! Tell me, how has your day been so far? As radiant as your personality, I hope.
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>>7710637
But it's still 9 fucking inches
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>>7710653
I can't wait to see what you've got tucked away in that messed up head of yours. Good night, Urotsuki.
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>>7710644
>>7710658
Th-There's that radiant...personality that I've so missed...
>>7710651
My, I can think of no worse fate, for a life without eyes would mean a life without your beauty, and that I cannot live without.

You win, milady. I shall relent.
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>>7710658
I guess it's fine.
It's still pretty early.
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>>7710653
>She unwraps the pinkies, giving a slight smile.
I feel the same. I am glad to know that you are doing well. Goodbye for now, Urotsuki.
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>>7710667
Oh, so that's what it meant

I can turn it up a few dozen notches if you want.
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>>7710634
Three easy kills could have been granted. Only one was achieved.
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>>7710651
>He mutters to himself : ''Ooh this is too easy''

Do you now? Well excuse me, ''my lady''. But the way you talk and the way you act and the way you dress doesn't quite put you in a place to give high demands to suitors.

Perhaps you need to be tamed and conditioned first to be an obedient, little wife. And I am so so sorry that I do not volunteer my own body and soul to teach you all that I know, but I already pledged my undying love to another woman.

Wouldn't want to make her jealous by having another girl in my life, right? Unlesss you don't sharing.
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>>7710678
I have an odd feeling I shouldn't bother with you, you reek of bad luck and shrine maiden.
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>>7710657
Can't even finish your sentence? Don't choke on your words now! Hee hee hah!

>>7710658
It wasn't all bad for some of us. Truth be told, I quite enjoyed the respect of the Town by teaching alchemy to those interested. Perhaps the Enchantress falling was not all terrible in the end?
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>>7710678
This is getting a little out of hand.
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>>7710679
>Don't mind sharing.
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>>7710686
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>>7710667
*Ahem* Good to hear! That's...good to hear. Yes, well...
>>7710672
N-No, no, that's quite all right. Though my stamina is legendary, even I have limits. Unbelievable, I know, but true.
>>7710678
Hah! Hah! ...And hah! You are bested, my dear, but do not fret. Your life is safe in my hands, for I could never snuff out a flame as beautiful as yours.
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>>7710690
Just stay away from me, you creep.
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>>7710678
Duel 3

The faster I can get to the next slide, the better.
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>>7710600
>>7710629
You're telling me. Have you ever been rewarded with a MEDAL OF FREAKIN' HONOR? It's awesome!
Heck, if we survive after this, I might go check to see if you deserve one! It's the team effort that's most important!
>>7710678
I have no idea who these people are, but I have a feeling that killing the one with purple hair would land me in a bad situation.
Alfred, when did you get so smart? Seriously, it's amazing!
>>7710699
He hasn't told me my fortune yet. Gimme.
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Does anyone have Rin's discord? I want to ask him about his dick.
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>>7710699
The Knight's code is an outdated concept. One of them figured that out.
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>>7710653
Well, come back around sooner so we can. You ever want more, just ask me and I can whip them up quick.
>She returns the hug with a smile.
Later, sister. Love ya.
>>7710666
Pick someone that actually HITS five feet to hit on, would you?
>>7710679
Oh, I bet if I wasn't built like a damn kid, it wouldn't matter how I acted, so pardon me for actually dressing for effectiveness.
And those sorts of words about conditioning are the last words I ever wanna hear out your mouth again. There's worse people than me that you're gonna be risking making angry with that crap.
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>>7710687
Yes, yes. I'm well aware of your happily ever after. You saved the day, got the girl, and earned the admiration of the entire countryside.

...But where's my happily ever after? After all these years, I still haven't found it, and believe me...I've looked. The Enchantress promised me an adventure to top all adventures, and much like everything else that was promised, she disappointed.
>>7710699
Oh ho! I know this trick! I'm not letting you anywhere near my eyes, you stabby little thing, you.
>>7710704
Oh ho? A medal of honor? Why, how gracious! I will certainly show you my best! No, actually, I'll show you better than my best!

...If such a thing is possible, that is.
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Do we have a Chowder ava?
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>>7710699
I hope you don't mind. It gets tiring when you have to do everything by yourself.

>>7710710
I've got enough warmth in me to keep me alive, but only for a couple of days.
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>>7710710
Alfred! No!

...You'll pay for that, Plague Knight. The time for pleasure has passed. Now? Now we get down to business.

EN GARDE!
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>>7710708
What do you want to ask? I can ask for you.
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>>7710720
Do we?
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>>7710710
You are falling apart. All the deaths here was because lack of awareness.
>>7710720
>We had two. But I don't see the one around and the other is Sol. You can ask him but be careful.
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>>7710710
H-Huh? But... How could... How could you do this? Was it the mask or something? Oh, God, this hurts...
>>7710716
Of course such a thing is possible, it's called perfection! While it may not be achievable through normal means, if you put enough hard work and determination into it, it can be done!
Seriously, though, it looks amazing. I'll show it to you as soon as I can, it's really cool.
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>>7710735
>but be careful.
What did he mean by this?
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>>7710687
Oooh there are worse ways to choke. Like on your own blood. Have you ever seen a man or woman grasp for their throat once it got nicked? Truly a fascinating sight to behold. Especially if you are the reason of such trauma.


Tempt me and I'll do far worse to you. I can guarantee you that.


>>7710715
Ohoho. The little kitten has got a bad case of temper temper. Don't worry, as much as I like teasing adorable little cats llike you, I enjoy staying alive more. So I'll listen, for now. But I expect you to pay me back one day.

And don't get it in your pretty little head to try and harm me. I would tryy to ruin that pretty of yours and that would make some people very upset. And we wouldn't want that to happen.

>His smile and the sparkle in his sole blue eye dissapear

Or DO we now?
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>>7710731
Just give me his discord, I have a bunch to ask.
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>>7710696
I find it believable, running around as a giant lamp stand must be exhausting

>>7710735
Oh come on, you're stealing all the fun!
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>>7710735
Why don't you follow your whipping tool and leave us both alone. I've got stuff I need to discuss with her before you kill her.
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>>7710716
Perhaps you just need to keep looking? Anyways, you could not have been any worse off than poor King Knight, or Treasure Knight. Rags to riches, indeed! Hah hah!

Now...
>>7710710
Could you move a little to the right next time?

>>7710726
...Or not.

Keh, I suppose I cannot turn you down. Yes, yes, en garde.

>>7710742
I've not seen such an injury. It's hard to see blood when a body merely disintegrates! Hah hah!
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You cunts wanna typefuck? I'll pretend to be a cute anime girl
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>>7710741
>Exactly what I mean. An ava can go unplayed for a long time and then when a new one shows up, the old one comes back.
>>7710735
Duel 5

You have done well to made it this far. I am not expecting any death for some time.
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>>7710746
please listen to my soundcloud#5688
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>>7710715
Height has nothing to do with love, my dear. Though I'm afraid my philandering will have to wait. I admit, I don't know much about honor, but one friend just killed another.
>>7710739
>He clutches at where he would've put that very medal of honor; A single tear rolls down his face. Of course, no one can see the tear due to the obstructive helmet, but semantics.
Do not worry, mon frere. I'll prove to you how right you are. Hard work and determination WILL win this.

For the both of us.
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>>7710761
Rest is needed.
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>>7710768
>he obviously gives more to Cirno
Please joy what I've found. You'll both need it for energy.
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>>7710768
Rika does not like him, does she?
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>>7710762
Thanks.

Anyone want me to ask him anything while I'm doing this anyways?
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>>7710768
>>7710770
What am I supposed to do with this?
This barely looks edible
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>>7710759
Ok
>Aaron Kennedy
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>>7710775
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>>7710757
Your laugh is starting to annoy me. Perhaps it's the mask causing it. I think it's about time someone took it off so the whoel world could hear how you really are.

Now, are you going to do it yourself or do I have to?


>>7710759
Now there is a tempting offer. I am afraid however that I am a bit occupied. Do you mind to dress up beforehand? I do like purple, red and black if that matters. Surprise me, big boy.
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>>7710759
Rin and his horsecock might.
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>>7710765
Anything is possible through enough work and determination. Ask around and they'll say the exact same thing.
>Alfred attempts the pat the man on the shoulder, wincing because of the arrow. It hurts, obviously, but Alfred being the man he is, simply doesn't show it..
I believe in you. You can do it! For America, and for honor! DURUFU~!
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>>7710742
Oooh, yeah. Small cat, but she's got a temper and a wicked set of claws. And I'm not paying you a thing for not doing something you shouldn't be doing in the first place.
>In comparison, Rika only smirks.
And yeah. The last thing you wanna do is make those people angry. I think you're the little fish here. So just watch what you're implying. Honestly, I'm shocked you haven't gotten yourself in major trouble before.
>>7710765
Weirdo.
>>7710768
Man, I miss Reimaden.
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>>7710750
So you admit you find me as radiant as I find you? Oh! How scandalous!
>>7710768
>He huddles around the campfire, alone. He quickly rubs his hands together, trying to keep warm.
...This really hasn't changed all that much, has it?
>He looks to his left as an image of Shovel Knight makes itself known. Before he can reach out toward him, he disappears. To his right is Alfred. History repeats itself as he reaches out toward the second vision.
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>>7710775
She's a little bitter right now, but she'll stop this hatred once she sees what I do for her.

>>7710777
>Amami tries feeding it to her
There there. Close your eyes and pretend it's big bro's delicious cooking.
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>>7710775
Duel 6

Their relationship is confusing. A knight is erased by the other, who may not even be a knight.
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>>7710799
Have you decided to give me another chance? I promise I won't make you angry. What happened in the past is the past. Our future looks bright, Rika.
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I want Rin to post his dick.
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>>7710789
>Propeller Knight immediately gave his fallen friend a last salute.
>>7710799
Y'know, I had this whole speech planned out for when we finally fought. But now that we're here, I don't want to talk. Not really.
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>>7710799
I wonder if the trap was made before, during or after the partnership. It is not a wise idea to wear armor in the cold.
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>>7710791
I mean you literally look like a lamp
I could probably screw a lightbulb on your head and it would light up

>>7710793
What, big bro?
I don't have any brothers
Stop trying to put garbage in my mouth
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>>7710790
Oooh, what can I say? I am very good at convincing people to not see me dead and I don't think my liege lord would like it if I die withouthis permission. But enough about me, let's talk about you.

How did such a lovely young woman from an unknown land manage to cross paths with me? Do tell me more because my own home has become quite boring once you get to knwo everyone at a certain point...one way or the other.

Oh, and because I like a little bite in my meat - Do drop the cocky attitude, nobody likes that.
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>>7710821
But I didn't do anything
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>>7710783
That entails that I'd let you come anywhere near my mask. Either way, the answer is no.

>>7710799
>>7710815
Likewise. Dead men tell no tales, after all! Hee hee hah!

Anyways, it's about time I retire for the night. Good night, and sweet dreams to you all! Hah hah!
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>>7710821
>>7710822
A-And to add insult to injury...you...get the medal of...h-honor...
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>>7710821
It was obviously made before. Why would I purposely kill my good friend who I would never kill Rika? It doesn't add up at all.

>>7710822
It's important to eat, Cirno. Why are you risking starvation at this point in the game? Do you not want to survive?
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>>7710821
Duel Final

Be wary, it may be the same trick he pulled on Rika. Or maybe it was not a trick at all. Just watch out for him.
>>7710836
Goodbye. Farewell.
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>>7710836
Sleep well, Plague Knight. Give Mona my regards.
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>>7710838
Awww, I'm flattered.
The medal should have been bigger and shinier though

>>7710840
I'd rather die than eat that drooping mess
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>>7710836
Sweet dreams

>>7710844
I hope you both are ready~
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>>7710850
You can't die yet. Not until I've won thing properly.
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>>7710844
Oh. It appears he was not the one to worry about.

DESTROYED
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>>7710861
I've never lost in my life, don't expect any less of me than winning
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>>7710865
Amami wins
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>>7710865
Why didn't my wings work?
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>>7710869
The results. I am impressed. More than half of the participants gotten a kill.
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>>7710868
>>7710869
What was that, Cirno?
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>>7710869
Well, it seems like we got the winner now. Good job, dude. And thank you for hosting.
There's always next time. No time for sulking when I could be improving!
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>>7710821
Bastard.
>>7710836
Later.
>>7710823
There are people nastier than even your homeland that would't like it if you tried something. Oh, and that second part should be obvious, this place just has the habit to draw people together.
...You haven't even given me any reason to be anything less, not that I consider myself "cocky".
>>7710869
...Ugh.
Thanks, Ram.
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>>7710836
Now I am dissapointed. And here I thought we could get aong in our mutual interest in watching peopel suffer.

Oh well, I guess I can live without your painful expression. A small price to pay.


>>7710865
How exciting, I was hoping for the green haired one to win. He seems to be right up my alley. And I don't mean in the way I like it ~
Thank you for this, well armed beauty.
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>>7710879
Keep your mouth shut, I let you win on purpose so my victory next time will be atleast like 50 times sweeter

>>7710878
>thanks for hosting
>>
It's been a while and I still haven't seen Rin's dick.
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>>7710878
Yes, yes. Bravo and whatnot. Much appreciated, o' gracious host, even if I DID fail to earn that perfect ending to a perfect tale.
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>>7710881
''Than even my homeland''? Careful now girl. Don't pretend that you know me that well. I might consider you dangerous to my lords and ladies, which means I'll have to kill you. Very enjoyable for me and not so much for you.

Unless you are a masochist. Then we can get started right away~
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>>7710888
It's about the size of those trips
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>>7710880
>>7710890
Thank you both. You could say I have a knack for these kind of things.

>>7710881
There shouldn't be any reason to get upset. You should have known this was going to happen from the get-go.

>>7710883
Right up your alley? What exactly do you mean by that.

>>7710887
You know what would have helped you win?

Eating your big brother's rations would have helped you win.
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>>7710880
>>7710881
>>7710883
>>7710887
>>7710890
You are welcome. Thank you for participating and spectating. Needless to say, this is the last thing I will do for this place tonight.
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>>7710898
But you're not my brother!
Now that I think about it, I don't have a family at all
>>
>>7710888
Waste of trips...


Faggot
>>
Why is Cirno so retarded
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>>7710908
Good night Garneigh
>>
>>7710914
Frogs quite literally fucked her brains out.
>>
>>7710908
Good night Ramram.
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>>7710914
You're the one that's departed
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>>7710909
>when Cirno realized the jews DIDN'T do it
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>>7710910
Why? Now he has to post it.
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>>7710923
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>>7710922
... God damn it
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>>7710908
That's the only thing you need to do for me, Ramlethal. Thank you very much.

>>7710909
It was but a joke. I may have more sisters than you can count, but that doesn't mean I'd forget if you were my family or not. If you'd like I could always be a substitute brother for you.
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>>7710892
I recognize the accent, but I guess there's a tiny chance I could be wrong. You're the one who should be careful if you don't want to piss off a few dark spirits...and a queen.
Heh. I almost respect how straightforward you are with that.
>>7710908
Turning in? Alright. Seeya, Ram.
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>>7710929
I miss you too, fire happy ice fairy
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>>7710934
Here.
>>7710916
>>7710921
>>7710937
Farewell to you three and anyone else here. This Valentine's Day... was not too bad after all. Good night.
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>>7710932
Better start packing your bags, your train to loser town is leaving in 10 minutes!

>and if you really were curious, fairies in Touhou are just depicted as self centered, idiotic and childish

>>7710934
I'd rather melt than being family with a human
>>
NINE
INCHES
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>>7710952
That was more at your wasted dubs.

>bitch! I know about tuhu!
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>>7710951
Thank you and goodnight. See you again some other time.

>>7710952
Is that so? Well, sorry for the assumption you wouldn't want to melt. I guess there are some people out there that don't want someone to look up to.
>>
BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY
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>>7710952
But what about Shorty?

>Shorty is black.
>blacks are not human

Nevermind
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>>7710946
Everyone misses me, I'm probably on everyones mind all day long

>>7710963
> I know more :^)

>>7710965
The only person I look up to is myself, obviously.

>>7710971
Shorty isn't human, he's bl-

Why even bother asking if you already know
>>
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/AcidChan
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>>7710974
>making sure you are you cause of my long hiatus
>for all I know you could have been a new Cirno fag
>>
za warudo
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>>7710974
Would you look up to someone who has gotten away with murder and got most people to fear him over nothing but implications?
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>>7710985
Toki wo tomare!
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>>7710984
>who are you, mate?
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>>7710985
Is that a JoJo reference?
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>>7710990
I never did such a thing, so probably not
Why should people fear me over implicatioms when I can show them the real deal with my fist in their mangled face?
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>>7711005
Maybe it's because they don't believe you'll do it.
Now's your chance, Cirno. Go ahead and show them what you can do. Strike me on the head.
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>>7710993
Just one of your fans
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>>7711012
>punches you in the face
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>>7711016
>I have fans?
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>>7711012
Have you not seen her summon frozen lakes?!

Only a madman would oppose her!
>>
>>7711017
>>7711022
>Huggu

cute! CUTE!
>>
>>7711032
Do you have a deathwish?
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>>7711017
>the punch was enough to draw some blood from his head. Despite this he still continues to smile at Cirno
Heh...I think I may need to leave for a bit. I think it may be raining in here.

>>7711025
I guess I'm not that madman, Anonymous. Sorry to burst your bubble.
>>
If dubs, Rin must post his dick.
>>
how to defeat cirno in three easy steps

3. lure her to a power outlet
6. plug in hair dryer
9. blow
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>>7711041
The ladies bathroom is down the hall, if you didn't know.
See you later.
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>>7711022

Yes
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>>7711043
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>>7711049
>neato, even though I don't really see why.
>>
you're all under arrest on the account of sucking ass

sentence: 10 years
>>
>>7711059
Objection!
No u
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>>7711059
YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE, FUCKO
>books it
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>>7711059
>gets thrown into the booby pit
S-Someone help! All these big boobies are going to be the death of me!
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>>7711059
I know what you do, but what do I do?
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>>7711054
>Because not everyone hates your rp?

>because you're fun to interact with?

>because you had awesome shit happen mid hg?

Not hard to understand
>>
>>7711063
you have the right to remain silent. anything you say can and will be held against ya in a court of law, cunt

get in the car

>>7711065
>The cop whips out his trusty Glock and guns down the runner

>>7711069
a deserving punishment for a FAG

>>7711070
what? shut up and remain silent as that is your right, anything you say can and will be held against you in a court of law
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>>7711059
But I don't suck ass, my ass is the one getting sucked.
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Reminder.
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>>7711079
>The cop pulls out a handbook and flips through the pages deftly, trying desperately to locate something he can commit you for. He throws the book on the ground and shoots it when he comes up short

FUCK
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>>7711075
FUCK
>falls to ground
MY FATHER DIDN'T DIE FOR THIS SHIT
>>
>>7711081
>everyone obsessing over a dick on an iraqi goat rape image hosting camel

Smh
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>>7711072
>that's pretty great to hear actually, thank you.
>I like you guys as well

>>7711075
Did you forget something?
I am the law!
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>>7711091
Thought so

>bowes to you before leaving

>a small bag of coke falls to the ground

>pokerface.exe
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>>7711111
>I just wasted them numbers

...

....

.....

...... Fuck
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>>7711092
>The cop presses his knee into your back, forcefully moving your arms behind your back as he searches for his cuffs

aw shit i think i left em in the car

huh

well, i can't really be fucked going back there so...

>The cop forces the cold steel of his Glock against the back of your head, his fingers slowly wrapping around the trigger

you die now

>>7711103
>The cop's hands are a blur as he cuffs the fairy and throws her into the back of the cop car

you ain't shit

>>7711111
>The cop jumps up into the air and faceplants the ground, sniffing the floor until he bumps into the bag of coke

the fuck? is this...is this sherbet?
>>
>>7711118
HEY!
Who said you can touch me? I certainly didn't
Let me go or you'll feel my wrath
>>
>>7711118
OH SHIT
YOU ASKED FOR THIS
>throws donut on the ground
SHOOT ME AND THE REST WILL BE THROWN ONTO THE GROUND
>>
>>7711118
Uh... Yes?

It's the, uh, new nasal sherbet!
>rivers of spaghetti start pouring from my pockets
Itcs powdered to, uh... Be takable anywhere!
>>
>>7711126
>The cop starts up the engine to the car and dumps a brick on the accelerator, letting the car speed off the side of a cliff

im damned good at my job

>>7711137
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

>The cop slowly moves his gun away from the suspect's head and eases the pressure on his back

Sir, calm down. There is no need for you to do this. Just leave the donuts be and we can forget this ever happened.

>>7711142
oh fuck lemme in on this shit sherbet used to be the bees knees when i was a kid

>The cop opens up the bag and dumps it over his face, eagerly snorting up every last grain of coke his nose can find

yo what the fuck

this aint sherbet
>>
>tfw a video of hoshi https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEaKX9YYHiQ&feature=youtu.be&t=9
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>>7711150
STOP IT N-


>the cop car explodes on impact with the ground
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>>7711150
that's what i thought
because i like the cut of your jib, here
>passes the box of donuts
most are chocolate flavored btw
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>>7711150
Nope!

>teleports behind you
>draws barret m82 from thin air, weaboo style

Anti-personal, kid.

>fires the barret into your back, while simultaneously slidind away on the spaghetti I spilled

Nyo-ho-ho!
>>
>>7711156
He is gone anon

It is time to let go.
>>
>>7711168
>nyo-ho-ho
i fucking heard this before, but i don't know where
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>>7711158
>uses a phoenix down to revive you

Take this too.

>hands you an elixer
>>
>>7711181
Undertale
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>>7711181
Googled it, apperently Gyro Zeppelli uses that line
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>>7711059
I'll go peacefully, but only if I get a cell with Mahiru.
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>>7711158
hell yeah another job well done

>Suddenly, a realisation dawns on the cop

hot damn i think that was murder. huh...oh well

>The cop shrugs and pulls out his Glock, emptying clip after clip into the burning wreckage to make sure he successfully completed his job

>>7711162
>The cop looks around for any witnesses, then steadily takes the box of donuts.

Cheers mate. Chocolate's my favourite flavour.

>The cop then fires a bullet into anon's head

>>7711168
>The cop's turns around, a devilish grin twisting his face

bullet-proof vest, bitch

>The cop discharges seveteen mags worth of ammo into his assailant
>>
>>7711181
>Roy Rondo's signature laugh in bizarre slime stories

Doubt if that is where you heard of it, but that is where I got it from
>>
>is a mobile SAM turret
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>>7711185
What just happened?
There was suddenly a bright light and all of that
What's this drink for? Is it soda or som-
>>7711196
>is gunned down
>>
>>7711196
>dies
i'm fucking possessing your donuts you fat fuck
>>
iron sphere marathon was my favorite johnnyjohnny
>>
>>7711194
who the fuck do you think you are? you don't get to make the calls around here, boy. you don't wear the pants

>The cop grabs a tuft of Subaru's hair and pulls back, then slams his head through the window of the car door. He pulls back again, letting the boy fall to the floor

you see where peaceful gets you here, bitch boy? now get the FUCK up

>>7711203
hell yeah

>>7711204
you won't because you're a little pussy ghost

>The cop says "pussy ghost" repeatedly, trying to goad the spirit into possessing the donut

>>7711202
>A helicopter flies overhead and fires a barrage of missiles upon the turret. It is piloted by none other than the cop anon
>>
>>7711213
A lot of people seen to like Part 7
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>>7711216
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>>7711196
> the assailant already escaped on the river of spaghetti


Also
>autismvision engaged

The glock pistol, be it model 17, 18, 19 etc, does not use clips. It uses magazines

>bullet-proof vest

Only works on rounds it is rated for.

Standard vests only stop standard handgun rounds. Rifles go through

IIIa armor can stop rifle rounds if it has steel or ceramic plates

None, however, can stop a .50 bmg.

>autismvision disengage
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>>7711225
Cirno....no....

NO!!!!!!
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>>7711216
>with blood pouring down his face and pieces of glass sticking out of his skull, he staggers back up to his feet and spits out blood him his mouth. He's a bit shaken, but that doesn't stop him from delivering an attack to the police man that brutally injuries him and a sad attempt to show him who's boss
N-Nobody tells me what to do! I'll mess you up if you think you can get away with this!
>>
>>7711216
hey fuck you man i'm a real-ass ghost
i'm gonna fucking possess your donut and make you shit for fucking days
>>7711217
personally, i liked diamond is not crash
it's a matter of opinion, tho
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>>7711216
>launches a single 9M336 guided middle at you before getting hit by the missles and exploding, creating a gust of hot air which causes massive turbulance for your and your shitty helicopter
Cheers bitch.
>>
>>7711232
I'll be fine, I-I'm just taking a nap
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I fucking love you guys. I'm sorry for being a late shitter who always talks shit about stupid shit....I'm cancer and you guys are all like swell as fuck.
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>>7711243
>thanks for the drawing
>>
>>7711243
>pets
its ok
>>
>>7711243
>kissu
>>
Gettin aweful spooky in here with all this ghost talk
>>
>>7711231
i don't care nerd

>The cop leaps up in the air, his blatant disregard of reality giving him strength he should not possess. He somersaults multiple time in the air to increase his power and speed, homing in on the anon

>>7711235
>The cop's face shows pure agony as Subaru attacks him. He falls to the floor with a dislocated hip, and crawls back before slowly rising. He slams a fist down on his hip, cracking it back into place and straightening himself back up. The cop smiles as he assumes a fighting stance, lightly hopping side to side and swaying his body

that the best you got son?

>>7711237
do it bitch

>>7711240
>The cop ejects from his seat as the helicopter spirals out of control, narrowly avoiding getting sliced up by the blades because I dunno

heh

oh shit nigger

>The cop swings his body back and forth as he descends towards the massive fireball caused by the explosion of both the turret and the helicopter, but fails to avoid it

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


>>7711243
you were a cop? HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
>>
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>>7711257
Ghosts are actually pretty cool.
If you can trap one in a bottle, they kinda work like air conditioning, they suck the heat away around them
>>
>>7711241
yeah, a dirt nap

remember this moment as you wallow in your death, the time a dumbass fairy got bested by a simple country cop
>>
>>7711260
i fucking will
>possesses a nearby donut
how do you like me now, fuckstick
>>
>>7711243
>throws brick
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>>7711260
>Not knowing of what might happen, Subary lunges forward and throws a barrage of attacks at the cop. His main goal is to show the cop just who he's messing with. At this point he doesn't even care about going to jail.
Yo-you'll regret slamming my head into that window!
>he manages to punch the cop square in the jaw, and with some surprising power too. It must be all those push-ups and sit-ups hes been doing in his spare time
>>
>>7711269
Like I care, you can see that I'm already fine again

Fairies can't really die, you know?
>>
>>7711265
>trembles at the thought of bottled ghosts
>>
>when a shitposter has a bigger dick than you
Not sure how to feel about this tbqh.
>>
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>>7711289
You're scared of flyinh marshmellow blobs?
>>
>>7711291
Watch porn.

Everyone has a bigger dick than you, even some of the women

Now you feel no different when you get shitposted by a guy with a bigger dick
>>
>>7711294
No, just bottled ghosts
>>
>>7711270
>He throws it in the trash

right where you belong buddy

>>7711281
>The cop staggers back, his jaw put out of place by Subaru's powerful swing. A spurt of blood rushes out from his mouth and paints the pavement. The cop grabs hold of his jaw and snaps it back into place, moving it left and right and spitting out more blood.

alright, i'd say we've had our fun yeah?

>The cop reaches down into his back pocket and whips out his trusty Glock, keeping it trained on Subaru

how well would you fare without your kneecaps?

>>7711284
Ah, I see. How would I go about killing you permanently?
>>
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Just when I thought the server couldn't get any worse, I got the quest for the legendary staff as a rogue.

This was the daily blogpost from Jude. Carry on with your lives.
>>
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>>7711305
You can also trap them on a pole, I've heard.

>>7711306
Fairies are part of nature, apperently
I guess you would have to destroy all nature on Earth to do that.
>>
>>7711306
f-fuck you
fucking cops and donuts
>>
>>7711302
Most porn dicks are between 6 and 8 inches though.
>>
http://chirb.it/AL0p4b
>>
>>7711312
i'm sorry but trash isn't allowed to talk

>The cop pours some gasoline into the trash and flicks a match inside

>>7711311
Ah gee, that sucks. I really wanted to kill you forever.
>>
>>7711311
>Melts Cirno
>takes melted Cirno, and mixes her into cement
>use cement to pave over nature

Check n mate, mate!
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>>7711306
>Subaru jumps back in fear for his life. It's not like he can die from such a thing, but the shock of seeing a man pull out a gun on a kid that's only 18 was enough to get him to quiver and react in the only way he could
H-Hey now, th-there's no need to do this! Put the gun down and we'll both walk away from this in one piece, alright? Th-there's no need to get frisky here!
>>
>>7711313
I know .____.
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>>7711324
>>7711324
>>
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>>7711323
Well, bad luck I guess
Maybe you'll have some more luck in another life

Probably not though.
Actually I'm pretty sure you won't.
>>
>>7711325
>The cop shoves a lighter into Subaru's hands, keeping the gun pointed at him. The cop then reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette, letting it hang freely out of his mouth.

Light me.
>>
>>7711324
>I don't think it works that way
>>
>>7711337
Yeah, yeah...

This has really dampened my spirits, y'know? I was just really looking forward to it...eugh...

Well, whatever. I've still gotta try, right?
>>
>>7711338
Sube, you know it would be untrue
You know that I would be a liar
If I were to say to you
Boy, we couldn't get much higher!


Come on Sube, light my fire!
>>
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>>7711348
Well, you already killed me twice, it would fair if it were my turn to kill you now.
>>
What if the cop was someone in disguise?
>>
https://www.change.org/p/rin-petition-to-make-rin-post-his-dick
>>
>>7711357


Who could he be?

Dio?
Obama?
A double nigger?
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>>7711338
>Subaru does what the cop says and lights the cigarette
I-I once heard in a movie that p-pretty girls don't light their own cigarettes. Yo-you are a girl...right? Ahaha...a-aha!
>Subaru laughs off the joke knowing full well the cops was a guy. No matter how hard he wished he knew he was dealing with a rag-tag cop that played by his own rules
Wh-what's wrong? Are you an existential nihilist, or does this j-joke mean something to you?
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>>7711357
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https://discord.gg/QHycf7z
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>>7711361
Through the way he posts, and how he forms his sentences, it's safe to assume that... He must be Rikka Takanashi!
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>>7711350
Yeah, I like that.

Keep singing.

>The cop shows off his gun, waving it around in front of anons face.

>>7711353
Funny thing about life, fairy. It's unfair..y.

>shoots gun

>>7711357
This isn't a sting.

>>7711365
>The cop takes a long drag from his cigarette, blowing out the smoke into Subaru's face. He then puts it out by pressing the burning cigarette against Subaru's temple

It pissed me off, that's something.

>>7711372
Sounds like an anime bitch. I'm just a fucken' cop.
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>>7711372
>through the way he posts

If that were true, I'd be called out every anon post
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>>7711372
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>>7711378
>>7711380
>>7711387
Shit, niggers, do I look like fuckin' Sherlock to you? I was just guessing.
Is the cop anyone in disguise?
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>>7711378
I don't see humans this depressed most of the time, are you okay?
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>leaves cube of condensed energy on the floor
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>>7711398
>Eats the cube
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>>7711378
>the smoke didn't do much in regards to scarring Subaru. All it did at that point in time was make him cough and ponder the damaging effects of second-hand smoke. What came next, however, really does it into Subaru. Once the cop pressed the burning cancer stick to the side of Subaru head is when he let out the blood curdling scream the cop was most likely looking for. To Subaru the sound of his flesh tearing up from the intense head was enough to drown out the vibrations in his throat that would later cause him to have a sore throat. He has endured and gone through all kinds of different hells, but there was nothing quite like this one. It was as if his entire being went up in flames as the cop continues to press the lit cigarette into the side of his head as it went out. However the pain was still going strong for Subaru, and the next few minutes that the pain was at its worst felt like an entire century for the poor NEET boy who's suffering doesn't seem to ever stop.
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>>7711398
>eats it
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helo it is i el kamina
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Tell me, HG
Is there anything you're currently trying to achieve in your life?
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>>7711390
Yeah, I guess you could say I'm undercover.

>>7711393
>The cop smacks the bottom of his gun as it fails to affect the fairy, then simply throws it aside.

Depressed? Naw. What makes you say that?

>>7711398
>Dispenses several loads of hot iron into the cube

>>7711405
>The cop flicks the useless, burned out cigarette onto the boy as he screams, basking in the pleasure of his terrified screams.

Ahhh...

You're immortal too, aren't ya? You can handle all kinds of shit I throw at ya, you're like a perfect toy. No matter what I do to ya, you'll never break. So sweet...

>>7711409
>shoots
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>>7711387
>dat crude Rin image
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Is this classified as good role play, shit role play, shitposting role play or so bad its good role play? Or something entirely different?
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>>7711417
>While the pain is still fresh his screams are dying down and he begins to come back to reality
Yo-you're not serious, are you!? I can still break despite being unable to die! No one would be able to last that kind of torment without mentally becoming a vegetable! I-It's too much for anybody to withstand! If you want someone to torture than find someone who's submissive!
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>>7711417
I can't really say why myself, it just sounded like you were.
Oh well, stop acting like it matters.

>>7711415
>I guess I want to learn how to draw
>>
You're in the arena with everyone else, when you find a belt fed machine gun.

What song plays as you gun down the helpless contestants?
>>
>>7711431
It's classified as go fuck yourself, with a hint of all of the above.
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>>7711446
https://youtu.be/czTksCF6X8Y
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>>7711415
Yes. To watch the world burn.
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>>7711462
Hillary, is that you?
>>
>>7711415
Starting a family.
>>
>>7711446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=621IZTZ3WVI
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>>7711431
Roleplay's for the bedroom.

>>7711432
That fucken' sucks. Such an amazing power was gifted to a PUSSY? Eugh.

>The cop drives a heavy foot into the boy's stomach, intending to knock him to the floor. It's his final act of torture, for now he just wants to see someone squirm.

>>7711436
Just curious. I think what you're looking for is "sadism." Inflicting pain and shit upon others makes me real giddy inside.

Anyways, just fucken' kill me already.

>The cop stands, legs apart and arms wide open.

>>7711446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrZt45PEbSk
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>>7711418
Its a Rin from the alpha, she was based on the drawing where the character's concepts came from at that point.
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>>7711484
Where's the fun in killing you like that?
Just go on with your business, I'll kill you when you least expect it
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>>7711490
was based closer*
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>>7711495
The only way you'll ever get me is if I'm letting you. This is your only chance to correct the record.
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>>7711484
>the cops steel-toed boot drives right into Subaru's gut, pushing him to the ground as he spits out some mucky saliva.
GAH...!
At this point he's beginning to regret not knocking the cop out with a single punch. All he wanted was to joke around and laugh, but instead got himself into a predicament that never seemed to end. He went over what he should say to this cop in an attempt to end it all, but with the kick to his stomach he couldn't muster up any energy to say anything. All the wind was knocked out of him and a hint of fear washed over his body as the cop's boot didn't leave his body.
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>>7711509
I can't just do it like that, there's no pride in that
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>>7711518
>tfw you forget to greentext
I-I'm going home! I can't take this kind of embarrassment!
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>>7711518
>The cop's leg swings back as he readies to pummel him one last time, when suddenly a realisation dawns on him

hahah oh shit what was i booking ya in for again? i've like totally forgotten hahaha

>>7711519
>The cop returns to a neutral position, looking defeated.

ah shit i wasn't gonna let ya anyways i was gonna snap your neck if ya got to close to me fuark i really wanted you to fall for it
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>>7711536
I'm smarter than you think, you know?
I'm pretty much a genius if you think about it
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>>7711542
i'm thinking about it really hard and i just can't visualise that as being possible you're pretty dumb to be honest
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>>7711562
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>>7711565
honestly i'm straining my brain here and...nah, it just isn't clicking for me ya know? like is this something you know for sure? you got an IQ test and everything?
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>>7711577
What the hell is an IQ test supposed to be?
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>>7711594
a test for your intelligence

you take it and it tells ya if you're dumb or not
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>>7711594
A sign of how strong your brain is
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>>7711602
I'm pretty sure I would score a 100% score.
>>7711605
I'd say pretty strong, maybe a bit too strong.
Just like how your muscles get sore, my head is feeling a bit sore right now
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>>7711614
You leave my muscles out of this!

>drinks more mead
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>>7711621
I was talking about my own muscles
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>>7711625
>Cirye
>having muscle

Kao-kek, times 4!
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>>7711634
You don't even have a face.
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>>7711614
you know what, let's do a pretend one right now and see how you do

First question: What number logically follows this series? 2, 4, 6, 8, 10...
>>
>>7711807
Uhh.....

102?
>>
>>7711807
e
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>>7711636
Or do I?
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>>7711819
No, you don't.
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>>7711822
>slashes
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>>7711812
alright, well the outcome of this is obvious so i'll skip to the last question. hey, you should be good at this, just fill in the blank

Heat is to fire as ? is to ice
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>>7711828
Hey, this dress is pretty hard to come by, you know
Don't damage it.

>>7711829
Heat is to fire as Cirno, that's me, is to ice
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>>7711815
oh no...it's retarded

>>7711842
alright well out of the 2 questions you were asked you got both of them horribly wrong

do you want to know your score?
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>>7711243
Gou are you high again
>>
>>7711842
>slashes quicker
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>>7711847
Of course!
Come on, tell me already!

>>7711850
Stop it or I'll slash you so much, what remains of you will fit in a lunchbox
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>>7711855
Like you can outslash me.
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>>7711859
>>7711859
>>7711859
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>>7711310
That's some good coding fuckup, my man who follows a Middle Eastern religion.
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