ITT: Pokemon are real. What do you think of Shadow Pokemon?

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>>7708223
they're pretty cool.

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>>7708180
I... I...
>Bear collapses to the ground, head in his paws, sobbing.
>It might be possible to pick up variations on "I failed" through the bear's sobbing.

>Also, Tree is still alive, at like... one HP.

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>>7708158
TEd, chill.
Everythings okay.
I think.

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>>7708135
I know that there are plenty of fans of the Steel type on the Internet, some of then with the energy and resources to take care of a big girl like you.

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>>7708158
>>7708233
>Tree gets is now critically injured with Claw marks all over him
>Tree drops the Helix fossil accidentally from the blow and it falls to the ground with a loud thud
I am Tree
>tree is now Crying as well
>he was only following what he heard Stitches say
>tree makes another Attempt to summon Helix, this time using His Tears in a helix pattern
>Tree hopes he gets the dubs needed to summon it this time

>>7708233
>>7708237
>>7708256
i̓̑͂͊͡t̙̣͙̰ͨ ̏͒ͫ͟h͆u̦̟̰̍̐̄͛͟r͆ͦ̊ͅtͤs̢̲͔ͭ̒

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>>7708209
>Starts carefully petting the very nice ninetails.
Its so sweet your doing this.
Are there any other things you'd want to try out with this big girl?
>>7708248
Hmm, I'l keep that in mind.
Though I have to dissapoint you for the time though.
I wantsee how its gonna roll with this sweet ball of fluff.
But if this isn't working out we could set up a date.

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>>7708297
...
>Get a sitrus berry out of my bag and munch on it
>Hopes it does something

>>7708233
>>7708256
Okay, okay. Both of you need to calm down.
Uh, Stitches is..okay? I think?..
I just, I need to get him a new body.
I think.

>>7708348
s̡̬̹̪̻̫̿ͣ͌̿͗̉s̰̥̤̳̹̫̜͗ͪ͆ͬͮ̀̚s̺̙ͪͯ͑̓̾ ͔͕̱͚̤̣ͫ͂ͮb̺͙͈̲͙̩̳͒̋́̂̈ͤ̾b͇͓͐̍̐̈́̒̓̓́b̲̺͙̣͙̥͎o̱͇̘͚͈̗̪̽̔̎̃ͧ̿͡d͇͔̫͇ͨ̑̆͊̆͘d̳͍̽̓̆ͦ̀̓y̵̙̺͕̱̜ ͚̿ͪ

>Tug on the brain reigns to make him swing the bone around like a madman.

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>>7708348
>Bear blinks, looking up, tears staining the fur of his face...

>>7708361
>...before blinking as he sees this.

W-what.

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>Trees Faith in Helix, Waning
>Tree picks up the Helix fossil and Tattered Remains of His pope Hat
>He looks at them wondering what he did wrong For his attempts to summon Helix to not work
>He places them on the altar slowly and Sadly
>Maybe Tree angered Helix somehow
>Or maybe Helix does not Exist
>Tree picks up and Covers the helix fossil and slowly walks out of the Castle on a long solitary journey to return the Fossil to where he found it

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I've been out for a while.
Any word on seeing my friend here?

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>>7708361
>Wooshy bone swinging sounds
>What is going on
Uhhhh???

>>7708395
I'm..not doing this.
I mean I am but I'M not...uh.
I'm..gonna go..see if I can find something for Stitch.

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>>7708223
I'll be honest, the concept leaves me unsettled in ways that even imminent death can't manage.
Doing that to a Pokemon is a crime against 'Mon, man, and every deity out there.

>>7708395
k͇̖̦̣̱̈́͘e̔̒͒̿kͨ̍e͇̥ͨ͢k̶̺̔́ͯͣ̀̈ë̦̼̼̭̲̲̠̽͒͐
>>7708431
b͔͂͂̎̇ͫͨ̓͡o̢d͙͇̹͍̖͉̥͌͒͗̅͑ͩd̫̹̣͆ͪ̔͛͗ḑ̺͇̘̻͙̉͗ͅd͓̼̒̕d͉̤̖̩̳̉͛ͨ̿dy̧͓͕̠̟̔͊ỵ̹͖̮͊͊ͮ̑͘y̩͈͂̒̋ͫ́y̧̙̟̪̺̲̼̯͆y͓̼̟̼̯̬ͯ͌̓̇y̻̘͕͔̱͖ͅ

>Make him go grab the empty zipperbody, which is probably torn/crushed.

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>>7708466
>180 from the stairs down to the keep
>Go grab the fugged up megastitch body
..okaaay.
Uh, n o w I'm gonna go look.
Or work on this.
>To the stairs

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>>7708223
They're the result of methodical torture, I can't feel but being sorry for them.

>>7708347
Enjoy the time with the fluffball, he's a good 'mon that has been through some very hard days lately and needs a lot of affection.
I wouldn't mind the date, as well.

>>7708414
Hello and nope, sorry.

>>7708539
k͘͝e̛̕͡kek̵̢èk̶e̶͝
>Poke around his brain for the juicy memories.

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>>7708539
...Uh... are you okay...?

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>>7708601
Yes. No. Maybe, I don't know.
My husband is in my head.
I need to get to wo-
>>7708571
>Literal memories of juice are found
...work.
And now I want pinap juice.
>Go down to the keep and get some

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>>7708545
I'l be sure to do just that.
Thanks honey.

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>>7708653
>The bear blocks him.
No. You go get to work, I'll get the pinap juice...

>>7708653
>Make him trip, do it do it do it do it s͜uf̛f̡͟er͘͝

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>>7708671
..All my things are in the keep, Ted.
I'll just grab some on the way
>Continue down sta-
>>7708673
>Fuck
>And down the stairs I go
>In a more turnways fashion

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>Tree is out in the desert somewhere
>His body covered in claw marks and the helix fossil inside a sack
>He is on his way to the Cave in the boneyard where he found the Fossil
>Trees faith in helix: dangerously low

>>7708732
OOP͡S͢I̷̕E ̨
>Cackle like a monster.

>>7708749
>It keeps happening
>Why are there so many stairs
>Why didn't we just make an elevator
>Pain™

-Bones, was not told about the stairs

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>>7708782
>Roll to catch the bones

>>7708782
>>7708790
K̵É̶A̢H̢̕͡A͝H̸́A͘H͡A͝ ̡́
>Scope out that Teddy via BonesVision™

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>>7708790
...Thank you, Ted.
Uh, do you think you could, uhm..
Carry me down there?
I don't want another round of that.

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>>7708825
>The bear does so.
>He doesn't notice the bonesvision. Is too busy half-panicking.

>>7708825
>>7708839
>Make Bones kiss the Teddy.
>Use the opportunity to jump into Ted's brain.
k̡̲͜i̳̠̫̻̱͠ṣ̠̞̭̪̼̱͖s͕ ̖̱͉̹̗͡k̵̸̲̳̱̣̯̭̜̮̥i̡͍͠s͓̯̝̙͙͚͖͠s̖̮̟̦͚̕͡ ̢̞̬̀f͍͔̼̖̯̦̳͘a͈̰l̜͙̼l̡̙̞͉̭͕̤̬͢ ͇͍͝ì̖̭̹̰̗̰̕͝n͙̖̣̮͚̙̖͚͓͝ ̻͇l̺̱̘͎̭̮͡o̭̹̺̯̟̣̘͠v͓͓̜̩͍̮͙͔̀ͅe̛̙̺̖͞

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>Tree is alone
>He can See the Boneyard in the distance
>He gets out the Helix fossil and looks at it before putting it back in the sack
I am tree.....
>Tree continues on still far away from the boneyard and the cave

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>>7708856
>Teddy locks up when kissed
>Oh god what is what whaaaa
>Doesn't realize brainghosting until too late

>He's very much like a plushie himself...

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>>7708856
>Brain
>Brain what are you doing
>Stop
>STOP

>>7708900
>fuck

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>Shelldon has hidden in his pond
>Rambles to himself
See, Shelldon? You broke everything. Again.
Can you do anything right?
Why even stay if you are just going to keep messing it up?
-Shelldon

>>7708900
>NEW BODY
>HUG BONES
S̶̬̞͕̣W̼̠̠͝I͎͜N̸̨͔̜̥̰̻͖̫̕G̙̺̝̻͖͘͢͜ ̠̻̲̼Y̞̫̙͕͕͠Ǫ̢̫̗̘̻̫̰̝Ṳ̫̹͚͓̼̭͍͢͝R̴̼̫̘͍ ̪̣̥͖Ḁ̖͇̀̕Ŗ͉͔̻̲̫̝͍̤ͅM̺̻̳̹S̵̼̳͜ ̷̧̱̥̜̩̮̳̬F̶̜̪̩̳̤̗̗̬͘R͕̮̙͇̤̕͟͞O̴̥̰͉͈͈̫ͅM̡̫̰̗̟̪̼̟ͅ ̛̬̰̝̯̗̹S͍̖̼̯͠ͅI͈͎̩͢Ḑ̪̯̝̜̜̟̰̀E̷̢̟̜̭ ̛͈̜T̡̤͙̻̞̗͡͠O̢̤̲̮͎̭̦̤̹͘͢ͅ ̦̼̕͠S̲̥̟͇͎͇̖̫͘I̮͈͔̗D̶̗̞̜E̟͉͍͕̼̣̥͠
̸̯̞̝̯͕̱C̴̳̥̝̻̳͉̙͇Ó̴̬͚̻̗̫̦̗̺͙́Ḿ̼̱̖̺͠E̠͈͇̩̕ͅ ̨̻͉͍̰̠̦̮̲͟͞O̴̵̻̜̘̼̮Ń͇͚̭͝ ͓̻͟ͅE̴̙̻͔V̲͙̜͔̲̻͞E̛̯̩Ṛ̶̢̯̥̯̹̗̳͠Y̘̥͉̗B̫̮̫̳̕O̡̰͉̘̬̫̯͠D̞̫̳͡Y̢̧͍

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>>7708970
>>7708953
>Bear hugs the bones
>Tightly
>Rolling for if this hurts him or not, this IS a bewear- odds is yes
>Then he randomly drops him and begins swinging his arms around
>Also rolling for if this ends up knocking holes in the walls- odds is yes

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>>7708970
>>7709001
>Strong bear hugs oh no
>Squeak™
>Whywhatthefuckisgoingonwheredidhegowhatshappening
>Bonehead is 0% okay

HELIX PLEASE SAVE US

HELIX I WILL GIVE YOU SO MANY TRIBUTES
YOU WILL BE SWIMMING IN THEM
FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT FIX IT

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>Tree finally reaches the Boneyard,
>by this point His faith in Helix is that low doesn't even look at the Sack Containing the Fossil
>He spots the Helix Shaped Cave entrance where He first found the Fossil while Taking Shelter from a SandStorm
>He enters the Cave

Dome Fossil is the only hope.

>>7709001
>>7709027
>PILOT BEARMACHINE-2 TO SHELLDON
>GRAB CRAB

>>7709027
>Watches from afar
>Evens, decides he might go see if things are okay. Walks up to Bones.
>Odds, nah, don't want to mess things up further. Stay in the pond.
-Shelldon

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>>7709092
Must... find... crab...

>Bear shambles over to the lobster and picks him up

>>7709114
...
Uh...What are you doing?!
>Panic Crabhammer
-Shelldon

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>>7709092
>>7709114
>Snap out of ohfuckwhat mode
>Chase the possessed bear
STIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH.
GET BACK IN MY HEAD RIGHT NOW.
..That sounds really weird...

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>>7709130
>Bear is knocked over by crabhammer
>Doesn't seem like he can respond without the guidance of Zips at the moment

>>7709114
>>7709130
>KEEP BEARTRON-01 CONCIOUS
>FORCE BEARTRON-01 TO KISS CRAB
>JUMP BODIES AGAIN
K̸̪̪̗͠͡ͅ ̲͚̜̪͖Í̟̘͙̟̝̞ ̩̤͖̪̲͍͎̺̝̀Ṣ͔̱͈̰͙͈̙͘ ̢̦̤̬̪͓͝S͈̩̲̰͉̀

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>>7709130
>>7709142
>>7709145
>Bear doesn't let go of crab
>Bear kisses crab

>>7709142
>>7709145
>Bear cannot kiss crab because he is knocked over
>Shelldon backs up, ready to crabhammer again
Uh...
-Shelldon

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>>7709145
>>7709130
>>7709169
>Shove lobster out of the way
>Prepare for bear slobber

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>>7709174
>Bear pushes wak aside and grabs Shelldon again
>Kiss

>>7709196
>Shelldon.exe has been stopped.
>Stitches.exe is now working
>Lobster falls to the floor
-Shelldon

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>tree places the Helix Fossil down exactly where he first found it in the cave
>He looks at it contemplating why he ever thought that putting all his faith and trust in Helix was a good Idea
>He traces a helix shape in the sand Making one last final attempt at summoning Helix, the very last of Trees Faith now gone into the Sand doodle
>He turns and starts leaving the cave

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>>7709196
>>7709225
...
>EXTERNAL SCREAMING™

>>7709225
>NEW BODY
>fiddle with the finer parts of shelldon's brain
>give him knowledge of what the fuck being gentle is like

>roll to crabhammer the nearest nerd after that

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>>7709225
Wuhhhh...

...Why do I taste...?

...

>Bear faints

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>>7709251
>Innate wake up slap
GET UP GET UP GET UP
CATCH THE LOBSTER
GET MY BOYFRIEND OUT OF THAT THING

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>>7709286
>Bear is up, bear is up

>Dive for lobster.

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>>7709228
>Tree failed in summoning Helix
>His faith is completely gone
>he is now dead inside as he has no purpose or any friends anymore
>he starts leaving the boneyard and Helix Fossil, heading in a direction Away From the Castle and his former friends
>he intends to never return

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>>7709320
>CRABHAMMER

>>7709331
>Woosh it's the voice of the desert winds, back with a message for a living log
>It says "your friends are in trouble, they need you. also helix is a bro he's just tired."
>Woooooosh the winds are gone

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>>7709365
>Somehow the crabhammer misses
Okay, sir, what do I do now...?

>>7709378
>CRABLIKE SCREECHING
>BITE HIM

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>>7709378
PIN ITS ARMS DOWN I DONT KNOW
>ABSOLUTELY FLIPPING
JUST GET STITCH OUT OF IT

>>7709383
>Has no teeth, so it does nothing
>Crawdaunts normally cut up their prey with their claws, then swallow the chunks whole

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>>7709393
>Bear pins the crab's claws, then does the one thing that he can think of

>He hugs the lobster. Hard.

>Hopefully the ghost gets out before pic related happens

>>7709414
>GODDAMNIT
>Kiss the bear
>Bodyswap

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>>7709420
>Bear has become zipbear again
>Fuck

>>7709370
>Tree doesn't have friends anymore
>They all Hate him after he accidentally killed one Just following what he was told to do
>Tree continues the lonely path he is walking, wherever he ends up, who knows

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>Bones is about to Pokemon Snap™

>>7709443
>TACKLE THE BEAR
>SNOG

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>>7709443
AAAAAAAAAA-
WHAT IS GOING ON?
>Crabhammer
>Crabhammer
>Crabhammer

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>>7709451
>>7709456
>Zipbear is kissed and beaten to death
>Thank god for the Fluffy ability

>Stitch-bear not bad, stitch-bear fluffy

>>7709451
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>7709447
(Tree forgot pic)
(also don't worry Helix dude, Tree is on a spiritual journey of misery and lonelyness)

>>7709470
>>7709479
>RUN OFF LIKE A DODRIO ON EVERY DRUG
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY™ OH GOD WHY DID I DO THAT

-Bones, having a mental breakdown

>Sitting up on the cliff.
>Why are all of them fighting.
>What the fuck.
>Throw a can of soda at the Marowak.

>>7709470
>Finishes beating the bear into stuffing
>Backs away
...
I messed up again....
-Shelldon

>>7709518
>Donk™
>The wak is sent careening down the stairs again

-Bones

>>7709537
>Roll to try doing something useful, and catch the wak
-Shelldon

>>7709517
>>7709537
>Pilot the BonesTron™ to the freaking workshop.

>>7709534
>Bear MIGHT be okay

>Might not

>If evens, bear is a bit bruised but otherwise fine

>If odds, bear's breath is ragged

>>7709555
>>7709554
>Is caught by the lobster
>And immediately flails around smacking it and launching myself down the stairs again

-Bones, internally praying for helix

>>7709607
>Runs after him
>Try to catch him again
Where are you going?
-Shelldon

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>>7709566
>Bear is somehow completely intact

>Fluffy fur and armor somehow protects very well against crabhammers

>Search for Bones

>>7709621
>Roll for graceful landing at the bottom of the stairs
>Evens: 10/10 acrobatic fucking pirouette
>Odds: Head is stuck in the sand

-Bones

>>7709607
>>7709656
>SCREAMING
>SCREAMING
>SMASH THE PRAY BUTTON

>>7709622
>Follow the floundering lobster, and you'll find him
-Shelldon

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>>7709659
>Would pray externally but the altar is gone
>Get the fug down to the workshop inside the keep

>>7709684
>Bear is close behind

>>7709684
>>7709692
>SMASH THAT MF PRAY BUTTON

>>7709692
>Attempt to stop bear with Crunch
-Shelldon

>>7709701
>Bear pointedly ignores shelldon

>>7709692
WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME
>SLAM THE DOOR AND DROP THE BAR BRACE
>Sweet helix FUCK where did I put that thing where is it
>Search for super secret thing

>>7709697
>The MF pray button has been smashed
>It is now inoperable for a short while

-Bones

>>7709710
>Runs ahead of bear
>Smashes doorway leading to workshop, blocking the way with rubble
-Shelldon, terrified lobster

>>7709729
...

...I wasn't chasing, I was following.
>Bear says this through the door, feeling a bit insulted

>>7709729
>>7709743
>>7709746
>TURN THE BONES TO FULL POWER
>MAKE HIM TURN THAT BONE INTO A FLAMETHROWER AND MELT THE RUBBLE

>>7709743
>Oh no you went in Boneheads sanctuary
>That was not a good idea
GET OUT GET OUT GET OUT NO LOBSTERS ALLOWED THIS IS A WORKZONE OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT
>CHUCK TONGS AT

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>>7709746
>>7709743
>>7709729
>>7709758
>>7709762
...

>Bear is having trouble processing what is happening

>>7709762
>Smashes wall
>Runs outside
>Roll for whether or not that pillar was important
-Shelldon

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>>7709781
>Thankfully it wasn't, just decoration.
>Continue searching for the super secret thing in all my junk
>I really need to clean this place wow
..I haven't heard stitch for a while...
>Hopes that stitch is okay

>>7709810
>smash that mf
>i love my husband button
>wjerered my body go what the fuck

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>Sandslash wakes up to various crashing noises from inside the keep
Fuck sake, I'm trying to sleep here.
>earthquake
>dubsodds = causes some pretty serious structural damage, I hope you plan on helping to fix that Sandslash
>odds = minor structural damage to the keep, Bones will probably still be pissed
>evens = shakes everyone up a little bit
>dubsevens = you'd all better hold on to something, luckily no damage to the keep

>>7709847
>Throw a soda at the Slash.

>>7709830
>That button has been stuck in for a while
>But it is pressure sensitive
>Husbando Loving™ intensifies
>Concern™ also intensifies
>Get the body I've been working on since we got here
>Wait how do I get Stitch out

>>7709862
>SMASH THE BUTTON HARDER
>fuck i dont know gag reflex?
>search for that
>????????
>where is it

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>>7709853
>lands in the sand next to Sandslash
I'll take that as an apology.
>drinks the soda, I don't care if it's not hydrating enough for the desert, it's a cold drink and I just woke up

>>7709889
>No gag reflex in this wak, sorry.
...uhhhhh.
Uhmmmm.
>Stick snoot/mouth in bodies mouth??
>Hope that this works??

-Bones, wondering how the fug possession even works

>>7709922
>Good enough.
>Possess new body.
khhhhh- Bones?

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>>7709939
..Stitch?
Are you okay??
>Hug the FUG out of that plush boyf

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>>7709949
>Hug the husbone back tight.
Ah, fuck. Did I bite it or something?

>Arceus.
>Ride Buzzo down to figure out what the fuck these idiots are doing.
>>7709905
>Land next to the Slash.
What the fuck are you guys doing?

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>>7709981
I don't know, I was sleeping and woke up to crashing noises.
I can try and get their attention for you, hold on.
>roll for another earthquake
>mostly same roll as before
>except all results now get the attention of everyone inside whatever's left of the keep after this roll

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>>7709956
..Uhm..a lamp hit me and then you went mega and killed it and then you fixed me and you started hugging the lobster but they were hugging you really hard and you were dripping then tree came and pancaked you and you turned into a puddle and then i flipped out and slurped up the goo with a straw and then everything went to shit because it was mega you and you made me kiss ted and possessed him and then you started bodyhopping all over and i got you back from ted after a few more and then i fell down the stairs and came here and lobster smashed my door and i told them to fuck off cause this is my space and then i found my body i was making for you and
>BREATHE BONEHEAD BREATHE
Now you're here.
And everything is okay.
>Done rambling like a madwak
>Just melt into your husbands arms

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>>7710037
>Hug the bonebeast.
Uh, wow. Sorry about all that. I feel... Different after that.
>Shrug and hug the husbone.
Relax for a bit you did a good job.

>>7710027
>Pull out water gun acquired from Krabby Club.
I will shoot you with this thing if you don't cut that out.

>>7710052
It's fine..but, different?..
What do you mean??
Is..is it the body? What's wrong?
>Concerned Wak Noises™

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>>7710073
Uhhh... I don't know. I think being mega for too long kinda. Kept me at that level?
Like...
>Shrug.
>Kiss the husbone.
It doesn't matter.
Did you grab my body at least? I think the stone and my kit are in there.

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>>7710073
(fug)

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>>7710082
..UH.
>Look around
>Oh thank every single god at once I brought it in
>Retrieve the megabod
Uh, here.
>Hand it over
Uhm, what did you mean?..
About the staying mega too long and the..level?
>Confused Wak Sounds™

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>>7710106
>Pat up weird zippercorpse.
>Snag kit and megastone.
>... Disassemble zippercorpse.
>Stow.
>Maybe stow the zippers and thread somewhere where Bones can use it.
I dunno like. I feel like as strong as I did then? Kinda.
Like... Still stuck in that frame of brainmind I guess.
>Realize you have total power over Bones for being in him for so long.
>Make him do a little pirouette.

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>>7710133
O-oh..that's..good? Maybe? I don't know if the mind part is though..but I have no idea what going o-
>Bones promptly falls flat on his face
...ow

>>7710155
>Pick the husbone up and kiss him.
Soooooooo... This is your workshop?

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>>7710169
f u g

Whats the place In Kanto to train pokemon privately?
I am getting sick of people mistaking me for some comic book character and wanting a photo to show their friends

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>>7710169
>Blushu™
>Kiss the baenette back
Thanks, hun.
U-uhm, yeah, it is.

>>7710187
Viridian forest is good. The league is good if you're able to get there.
... You some kind of superhero or something?

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>>7710192
>He takes a look around.
It's really cool. Um, do you want me to go? I'll pretend I didn't see it if, uh, it's private or anything.

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>>7710210
..Thank you. heh..
Uhm, y-you can stay, you can come here whenever you want.
Just..not everyone else.

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>>7710241
Sweet!
>Body: New.
>Smile: Wide.
>Curiosity: Out.
>Look through some of the stuff.
Uh, sorry about freaking out on you. I didn't mean to...

>>7710199
Thanks I will go check out Viridian forest then and no i am not a superhero, apparently I just look like some comic book character
Its pretty annoying all I want to do is train my pokemon in peace but I always get at least one person who wants me to get a photo of me punching them or their pokemon or something like that

>>7710241
>>7710255
>Wind and sand blows through the hole smashed by Shelldon

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>>7710255
I-It's fine, I know how being mega is for you-
>Notice the Stitch poking around
>Oh god that's the toy chest
>Bonehead is about to die send help

>>7710267
>This is the basement

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>>7710318
>Pop open the """"""""""""""toy""""""""""""""" chest.
What's in this one?

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>>7710340
>Embarrassed Wak Squeak™
u-uhm...
>It's full of Bad Drapion™ stuff
>Which has never been used by the wak he is PURE™
..stuufffffff.

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>>7710388
Wooaaaaaah.
>Grab one of them and poke him with it.
I guess this is where I can get a dong from, huh?

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>>7710444
.....
>Maximum eggplant status achieved
>You just picked the best one
>Not that the wak would know he is PURE™
>It's a glow-y purple xl nocturne
>The bonehead just nods

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>Well I guess that Slash is gone I can check this place out I guess.
>Sneaking down the stairs.
>>7710388
>>7710444
...
>Sneaking back up the stairs.

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>>7710567
>Set that one aside.
>That one's gonna be the first to be used.
>Look at some of the others.
You've neeeeeever used these?
>Think about the naughty things you could do to him with these.
>...
>Just, nudge those thoughts into his head a little and keep looking.

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>Catch something about dongs from the audio output from the recon agent.
What the fuck?

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>>7710444
>>7710567
>>7710627
The mobile cameras are coming in handy.

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>>7710627
>>7710567
>>7710444
...I told them to keep that coin but I'm not complaining

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>>7710627
N-no..I just, uhm..collected them.
>Lewd thoughts invading my mind
>Whyyyy™

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>>7710444
>>7710567
>>7710627
Celosia. Why am I watching this?
... You're saying Lysandre Labs should manufacture pokemon based sex toys?

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>>7710684
>Ah hell.
>Grab the Nocturne.
>About to... Nocturn my boyfriend around.
>Sew that baby on.
You ready?

>There has to be some benefit to knowing how they fuck right?
>Maybe... Blackmail?
>Listen in.

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>>7710703
...R-ready?..
For what?

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>>7710727
>Marionette that thing so it twitches and throbs like a real dong.
>Show the husbando.
This.

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>>7710711
>Chilling next to this guy.
>Watch the action too.

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>>7710749
...O-oh.
..oh my.
>Flustered wak sounds™

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>>7710773
>Poke him with it.
>This is lewd.
You're okay with this, right?
>Kiss the husbonedo.

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>>7710795
..Y-yes. I think so.
>Smooch the baenette
..yeah, I am. heh

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>>7710835
Alright.
>He looks around the room.
>Hot sexy guise: 0%
How about, uh, you- We do it over one of the tables?
>Yeah, yeah.
>Push the husbonedo over one of the tables.

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>>7710864
..O-oka-
>Bonehead has been shoved onto a table
>Smol surprised wak squeak™
..p-please be gentle.

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>>7710893
Uh... Lube?
>...
>Licc the damn dick with your soul, whatever.
>Lube acquired.
>Grab his legs and lift him a bit.
>Poke the tip against his butt.
Last chance to back out?

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>>7710912
N-no, go ahead.
>Nervous bonehead chuckles
I'm ready.

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>>7710959
Alright. Deep breaths now.
>Thrust in gently now.
>Kiss the husband.

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>>7710972
>Try not to squeak
>Fail horribly
>Kiss the King to stop it

Its quicker to get to Viridian forest from Cerulean City than I thought, but this place looks nice and quiet
and the few Trainers I came across here don't care that I look like a comic character as well
going to take on some Gyms in a few days as well, they should be fun indicators to see how well I am training my pokemon. though I will probably get my ass kicked by even Brock

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>>7711003
>Kiss the husbone.
I looove you. Kehehe. You feel good.
>Pick up the pace a bit.

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>>7710959
>>7710972
>>7711003
>>7711024
>Wow that sure fucking is something.
>...
>Fuck.

>>7711011
Is that you dustox-anon?

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>>7711053
Nope! I'm training on the frigate! My tv turned to some weird ghost mating ritual documentary but I turned it off because I'm not into stuff like that.
Adults are weird.

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>>7711024
Nnfh, I love you too, hun.
>Lewd wak noises
T-that's really big..

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>>7711024
>>7711077
>changes the channel to some weird ghost mating ritual documentary.
Whoa.
Well no customers around right now.
>grabs a bottle, it looks empty.
Time to get filled up~

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>>7711077
>Those are some LOUD wak noises.
>Thrust in deeper.
I'm barely in you baaaaabe~!
>Kiss him.

>>7711053
No, I am just a guy who apparently looks like a comic book character.
My old girlfriend used to think that I looked that much like him that she bought me a cosplay outfit that I still have. Its kinda comfy as well, so I made it my pokemon battle outfit and wear it underneath my clothes

>>7711115
That's some pretty cool stuff dude.
What character?

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>>7711101
>This wak is apparently a squeaky toy in disguise
I-I knowww, I j-just..haven't done this befooore.
>Kiss the boyf and try not to nomf him accidentally

>>7711123
I would rather not say, its kinda embarrassing and boring desu. I don't even look like one of the handsome comic book characters

>>7711153
You could look like the Alolan mothman or whatever, I'm curious and not gonna judge dude.
Just tell me, though if you really don't wanna say it then that's fine too.

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>>7711152
>Kiss the squeaky wak.
>Thrust in deeper. Honestly there's probably another five or six inches left.
Haaaah. Aaaarceus you feel so good.
>Fuck it push in deeper to the wak.
Haaaah, fffuck.

>>7711184
I plan on getting my ass kicked by Brock tomorrow to see how well my pokemon is trained if you know someone nearby and wanna find out, just look for the guy in a cape
Though maybe while I am Here in Viridian forest I should catch a pokemon or two, probably a bad Idea to challenge gyms with just one pokemon

>>7711218
Ohh your the guy with poochy?
Just be careful, he might throw bricks at you.
Don't ask why just dodge.

>>7711230
I don't know anything named Poochy
You have me mistaken for someone else...again
and bricks are dangerous to throw around, someone could get hurt

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>>7711188
>Those six inches just all went in at once
>And they were the thickest part.
>Bones is now a puddle of squeaking and moaning wak-y goodness
>You may have broken him slightly

>>7711256
Its a bit hard to identify people here.
Anonymous forum and all that.
But Its fun to play the guessing game.

>>7711262
I noticed it is hard to tell people apart
I guess I will call myself Cosplay anon or something to help people with confusion.

>>7711276
I'm sure it will.
Toodles, lurker anon out.
Good luck and just don't ask about the bricks.

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>>7711258
Ffffuck, Bonesss.
>Speed up.
Fffffffuck.
>Time for the next trick of marionetting that dicc.
>He cums a thick purple load right into Bones.
>Very loud lewd Banette sounds™

>>7711280
Yeah, I will continue training in Viridian forest for now, I stopped by Brocks gym on my way though Pewter and it seemed like he was not there at the moment so I will try again tomorrow and if not then try out the Viridian gym instead

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>>7711285
S-Stiiiitch~
>Ohgodsthatswarmandgooey
>Andalotofittoo
>Bones squeaks and bursts a load of WakJuice™ all over the floor
>Hes definitely broken now.

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>>7711373
>Kiss the boyfriendo.
>Cuddle him.
Haaaah. Bonesssss...
>Kiss him and clean up a bit.
>Fall "asleep" on the husbando.

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>>7711373
>>7711379
Neat.

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>>7711379
>>7711373
>sets down a dripping bottle.
That was a nice workout.
Better go off to bed, cuddle up like those two snuggle ghosts.

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>>7711379
And thus the mating of The ghost pokemon is complete
Join me, next time when I study the mating rituals of a French fry and salad

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Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanyway.
>Rummage through their crap.

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>>7711506
>shakes rake at.
HEY get out of here you little shit!
Don't make me rake you.

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>>7711523
This place is better than Sinnoh. Eat it.

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>>7711506
>>7711528
>Stealthy discoman out of nowhere
g e t o u t

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>>7711528
Don't you go stealing stuff.
If you want a bite to eat I'l get you something.
But no stealing.
I can even get you a job even if you feel the need to stretch your claws.

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>>7711535
>Not THAT stealthy.
>Snag a gem from the 'fro.
>>7711539
Yeah sure I can work for my keep.
>Help with the farming.

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>>7711561
Fuck yeah crops.
>gets absolute wasted and wanders around with a pitchfork yelling about crops.

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>>7711569
This is eaasy.
>Fork the pitch.

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Okay I helped.
>Grab some metal some other stuff and a hammer and scuttle off.

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>>7708347
(Sorry i fell asleep lol)

>wakes up
Like what? Did you want to get something to eat?

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Alright guys.
I know valentines day has passed and all that.
But I did a thing and I do mean it.

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>>7712351
(Heh that happens, won't be on after this post though, got stuff to do, will catch you later on the day.)
Well that sounds fun, lets go do that.
I'd like to spend some more time together.

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>>7712505
Ok let's go!
>go gets food

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>>7712547
(Better be mcghetisis or something, honestly I find it hillarious, with steelix trying to make it romantic just a bit while Zorro is scarfing down mcribs)
Where are we going?
>leans a bit into Zorro.
(Alright I promise this is the last post.)

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>>7712593
Well obviously McGhetsis! I have been craving those mcribs!

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Hey dudes i have a problem here. On my way to slateport i decided to stop in Dewford town for the night. It is pretty dark or and what looked like a ghost type snatched Poochy's eviolite and ran off toward a cave... how do you track down ghosy type pokemon?

>>7713817
Poochyena specialize in tracking down other pokemon through their smell, maybe you got something with that ghost's smell?

>>7714036
I got nothing but it left behind some tracks that seem to end at the cave. Hold on-....

Poochy just ran in after it... maybe he smells it or something...
>runs in after.

-poochyenanon

>>7714120
You safe there?

>>7714252
It's dark as hell in here... no sign of-
>THUNK

Ow heck. I just tripped over a geodude... and i saw thay ghost run off with poochy in tow. I twisted my knee though I'll try to keep up!

-poochyenanon

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>>7712693
>Liking McGhetsis
Terrible taste. You obviously have never tasted quality food.

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>>7714483
Well the only food i have ever had was cooked by my trainer or the master chef, McGhetsis.

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>>7714553
>McGhetsis
>Master chef
You insult chefs everywhere with these words. Come to Kalos and I'll show you a master chef.

(So I was told about this thread yesterday and decided to take a look and I end up seeing mind control shenanigans and gay ghost sex, I'm kinda disappointed, first I was told the latter happens in a discord of some sort then somebody else said it happens in the thread and apparently they were right. Does this happen often?

I'll probably lurk for a while to get a better feel for how the threads go but I figured asking about the fetish and sex stuff in the thread itself would bring me up to speed on that aspect at least since I don't know what to believe now).

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>>7714584
Kalos is really super far away though!

>>7714614
(If you came for the comfytimes posting in the pokemon world you're about a month and a half late)
(but don't let that stop you, just ignore the lewds, they don't show up that often in the thread)

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>>7714584
What kind of fancy food do you serve at your restaurant in Kalos? Do you have dishes that include berries, because I love berries.

>>7714614
(I'm the one who told you about thread and I swear it isn't normally like this. I only just saw the ghost sex and mind control stuff, I'll tell them to keep it to the Discord from now on. )
(But yeah guys, if you're in the Discord please use that for sex scenes. )

>>7714614
Lewd doesn't really happen to often. Most of that stuff happens in the discord.

Make a character and jump in you nerd.

>>7714663
(What happened a month and a half ago that killed comfytime posting because that sounds more up my alley)
>>7714667
(I see, I'll keep that in mind then.)
>>7714678
(Possibly, like I said for now I lurk)

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>>7714693
(I'm the GM so I'll try to manage lewd from the discordfags. As for comfy posting, it's been killed by nukes, Hoopa, constant wars, ect. To give an idea - I introduced N roughly a month ago and he's died twice and had four near death encounters since then.)

>>7714693
(There's also a Fallout/Pokemon Rp, but unless.you can split attention without loosing interest in one I'd recommend it. But that's very unlikely)

>>7714693
(threads killed by porn spammers and after that stopped the threads progressively became plot heavier)

>>7714728
>nukes, Hoopa, constant wars
(That sounds... interesting.)
>>7714775
(Why must everything nice be ruined by porn?)

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well i think i'll go look around orre a bit
there is no harm in it?
no one is going to mess with me

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>>7714810
(All three of those things have since been banned from thread, but there's still other interesting things going on. We have a plot planned for Friday, but it's mostly meant to be a challenge for the champion tier trainers and whatnot, so I'd avoid the actual battle if you want your character to still be alive. )
(Feel free to suggest plots, however. There's not much we turn down.)

>>7714842
>puts paper cup on head

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>>7715107
>paper gets cut i half just by the touch
huh, well i guess someone wanted to see how sharp i am
>gets out of hotel room

>>7715154
>puts a mug on head

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I have no shitting clue how to work with metal.
>Hit it with the hammer.

So i finally found poochy and that ghost pokemon... turns out it was just a hungry sableye! I ended up getting my eviolite back to and i made a new friend to add to my team after having lunch with him. Now i just have to get out of the cave alive... luckily sableye knows the cave well and hopefully we don't run into amy trouble...

-poochyenanon

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>>7715176
>roll of the cup getting cut
what is up with these cups?

>>7715210
>put one of those beer mugs on head

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>>7715187
I think that made it worse.
>What am I even making?
>Hit it again.

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>>7715220
that's quite annoying
>roll for cutting beer mug

>>7715466
>cover blades with packing peanuts

(So whats with the hs characters?)

>>7715193
That could have been real dangerous, glad that you befriended one of the locals.
Rusturf tunnel I assume?

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>>7715484
ahhh, i hate these things, they mess with my polish
>tries to shake the packing peanuts off

>>7715485
(Hs? Are you talking about Dave and Rose? It was a joke, originally. Ghetsis fucked Lusamine and we thought it would be a funny way to torment Gladion if she got pregnant with twins. They were originally going to be generic anime blondes that were never seen again until he said that Homestuck wasn't relevant anymore, so we made them Dave and Rose just to torment him further. He's fun to play and got altered to fit the setting so hence I'm still playing him. )

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>>7715505
>packing peanuts still stuck on the blades
gah, stupid things, why did humans invent these?
they are annoying and get stuck on you
>roll of another shake

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>>7715456
>Buckler: Get.
>Go find one of the locals to bug.

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>chillin' in the desert
>watching sandstorms make sand spiral up into the air, only to rain down shortly after
>clear blue sky, sun reflecting on the cool blue water of the oasis
>happy Sandslash noises

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>>7715539
>tries to shake again with no avail, the evil pacling peanuts won fight, but the war isn't over
i'll try one more time, i shouldn't give up my perfect polishing, i will fight to win
one final time i shall fight evil incarnate
>final shake against the packing peanuts

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>>7715593
>Bonk with buckler.
Hey.

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>>7715629
>bonk'd
Ow, dude what was that for?
I was just trying to relax.

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>>7715685
You looked happy so I wanted to ruin your moment.
What's up?

>>7715501
No the one in dewford... granitr cave i believe?
-poochyenanon

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>Theodore is nowhere to be found in the keep
>...His armor, however, is on the ground, just outside of his room

>There's also a resignation letter on his door. Aparrently he no longer views himself worthy to hold the guard job.

>...Unless odd dubs, the bear can most likely be found about fifty feet away from the entrance, face-down in the sand.

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>>7715701
Well you didn't really ruin it, you surprised me more than anything.
I'm just kind of sitting here, watching the desert like I usually do after digging around all day.
...Where did you even get that thing from anyway?

>>7715600
>Spear beanie babies on blades until all the blades are covered in them

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>>7715762
Well I was trying to make one and I busted it. The bone guy had one in his sex dungeon so I snagged it.
>>7715712
Is that dude over there okay?
DUDE THAT'S NOT HOW YOU BECOME A SANDYGHAST!

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>>7715799
>The reply is muffled by sand.

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>>7715773
>esily takes the beanie babies from the the blade
what the hell is going on?

>>7715848
>Spears blades with live Stuffuls

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>>7715799
Nice.
There's probably some other cool stuff lying around down there too, maybe I'll go check it out.

>>7715827
Wait hold on what.
>Sandslash runs over and pokes bear

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>>7715862
Mmph.
>Bear doesn't move much. He's still alive though.

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>>7715854
>freezes becuase she doesn't want to hurt the poor stuffuls
>carefully tries to take them away without hurting them
who would do such a thing, what a monster

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>>7715862
Yeah it was cool.
>>7715874
>Bonk with buckler.
You're lucky I don't have my big gem.

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>>7715886
Anonymous assholes in need of an attitude correction.
I'd do it myself, but I don't think I can get on and off my current ride at will.

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>>7715888
>The 'bonk' turns into a shield bash
>Bear is rolled onto his back. Somehow (probably due to either the trips being even or the bear being all fluffy) this doesn't hurt him much.
Whaaat.

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>>7715933
>Question own strength.
What's wrong with you fuzzball?

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>>7715888
...Why?

>>7715933
This might be a dumb question, but are you alright?

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>>7715933
>Bones out of fuggin nowhere
Ted, why are you laying in the sand?

>>7715960
...Where did you get that buckler?

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>>7715916
yes but throwing live stuffuls at me is horrible, they really wanted me to hurt them
i would like to have a word with them too

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>>7715960
>>7715961
>>7715993
...I'm a failure. I'm just...
>Teddy buries face in paws.
I'm an utter failure. I don't deserve to be here...

>>7716014
>Throw whetstone at

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>>7715993
>Bluff roll.
Kalos.
>>7716022
You seem cool.
>Comfort pat.

>>7716022
>Whispers on the desert wind
>Evens you hear 'Don't be so down on yourself'
>Odds you hear mumbling and something about suicide

>>7716014
>duct tape lesbian porn all over body and blades

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>>7716014
Well, if we're ever in the same area I'm game to hang out, team up on a job correcting bad attitudes, et cetera.
>>7716057
If you cut yourself doing that I'm not stitching your hands back up.

>>7716014
>Throw a book about lesbian relationships at