>>7703087
>knocks
>>7703087
>Peeks through the keyhole
>>7703087
>knocks
>>7703081
>I can get that. Sometimes it sucks when you keep getting shitty treasure rooms.
>Personally I sometimes just reset until I don't have to deal with cellar or burning basement on floor 1. Seriously, fuck those variants.
>>7703087
>Rings the doorbell a dozen times
>>7703093
I'm sorry, was I talking to you?
>>7702968
I would recommend 8pm eastern time.
>>7703077
Things such as those are subjective. For all I know, it could so meaningless that you will refuse to tell what they are.
>>7703087
>She grabs the note and rips it off. She takes a few steps back to watch the door and anyone that will open it.
>>7703111
>fire fucking sucks
>I just realized that I've been avoiding dailies.
>>7703130
...
>knocks harder
>>7703087
>smashes open the door
IVE grown tired of waiting!!
>>7703138
>I literally juust got my Marathon the other day. It was a Lost run too, but I didn't want to reset my progress of Dedication.
>>7703138
>Still... no response
>>7703130
>Rapidly rings the doorbell hundreds of times
>>7703131
I don't see you having one of those fancy belts from that wrestlers event.
>>7703130
>Anon opens a small crack on the door to get a better look
>>7703149
>throws brick
>forcefeeds snickers
Calm your tits, Rei.
>>7703130
...Huh? Is this like a riddle or something? Well, I did knock, so I guess I should enter?
>Lilac opens the door to see what's on the other side.
>>7703095
>The cop crawls out of the burning wreckage, using the fire that was spreading across the area as a light for his cigarette while his hands wrap around the cold steel of his Sig Sauer P226. Helicopters fly overhead as the three star bounty increases to five stars, the local police forming roadblocks while national security troops are called in
you're done for,,,BITCH! AGAIN!
>>7703087
>The Girl carefully opens the door and peeks through for a couple of seconds before closing it.
>>7703150
>oh the lost, I will despair the day that I will have to play him.
>>7703152
...
>shrugs and goes down to looking to see if there's a crack to slip through
whats everybody eatin
I got chicken soup
Oh, for the love of-
>Plague Knight swings open the door.
Must I do everything? Keh...
>>7703189
>Thankfully I got the hard stuff out of the way in Rebirth.
>All I have left to do with the lost is delirium now...
>ha.
>>7703191
Applebee's in a few minutes.
>>7703213
hot
>>7703213
...
>Lilac silently shuts the door, not knowing what to make of what she had just seen.
>>7703213
...
>Plague Knight slowly closes the door.
We won't speak of that again. Ever.
>>7703191
>Nothing.
>>7703213
I think I just gagged a little.
>Slams the door
>>7703160
It is no surprise something as feminine as you would value an accessory. I do happen to have won one of those. Even still, I have a more valuable prize than that. Your move, Crimson.
>>7703213
>Ram just stares blankly at the display, her face unmoving through it all.
>>7703213
>Anon kept staring at the girl through the small crack
>What the hell was going on? He thought to himself
>>7703204
>oh may god have mercy on your soul.
>oh wait this is a game where god wanted your mother to kill you.
>>7703213
...
>walks away
>>7703213
>sets fire to body pillow
>>7703251
>All things considered, the lost is my favorite and who I believe to be the strongest character.
>But its hard not to get hit twice against delirium.
>>7703281
>strongest?
>do you mean in spirit? like mumen rider?
>or are you talking about the free devil deals?
>>7703238
You're bluffing. I don't think you have either of those things you just described.
>>7703217
....
>she keeps quiet
>>7703225
>>7703226
W-Wait you can't go like that!. is a dream nothing of this ever happened!
>she says with a calm voice
>>7703232
>she opens the door
Stop right there!. this has an explanation
>>7703238
...I-I can explain. this is not real life, you are just ehm... watching a movie with 3d glasses!
>>7703243
>she noticed that she is being watched
>she slowly closes the door
>>7703251
Don't go, this is just a bad dream
>>7703258
NOOOOOOO, huggy i'm gonna rescued you!
>she grabs a cup of water and then spills it into the body pillow
>>7703302
>Flight, Spectral Tears right off the bat
>Free curse rooms (long as you dont take damage inside)
>Free devil deals
>No red hearts to fuck up your devil deals
>and I thiiiiink he has a little more damage than Isaac.
>Its another "Generic anime girl gets a lot of (You)'s" episode
I hoped something else was airing to be honest.
>>7703314
>Plague Knight listens to the voice on the other side of the door before opening it just enough to let his beak stick through as he talks.
If I was dreaming, this would be a nightmare.
>>7703344
This is why I don't do entry posts
>>7703344
>MOM! MEEEEEM, SOMEONE IS GETTING MORE (You)s THAN ME. MEEEEEM, DO SOMETHING. WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
>>7703344
Based Biracial Lex Luthor
>>7703314
Right... Maybe you should find a more private place next time?
>>7703344
I was hoping for an episode of "Someone spergs out and makes a fool out of themselves" or "Animu VS The World in an HG game" or whatever, to be honest.
>>7703342
>Yeah I can see him being stronger than most
>anywho good talk
>>7703307
I would never. I could be wrong about the first though. It was confusing as to what I got. But I can attest to the latter. It is not even hosted now so that increases it value. Along with making me look classy.
>>7703314
>Still not showing an inch of change in her face, she reaches out and touch the girl's face.
You are disgusting.
>>7703344
>It's another "kkekekek just because its an anime girl I have to shitpost it even though it's not about it being an anime girl but it's actually because I don't get any attention at all and am jelous of those who do"
fuck off, to be honestttt
It's people like you who cause others not to want to host/rp.
>>7703162
>grabs brick and crushes it in her hand before spitting out the snickers bar
I'M NOT HUNGRY, SERVANT!
>>7703177
Eh? You're still alive? You're a persistant pest. Maybe I should use a heavier swatter!!
>After winding it up she fires a large lazer beam at the choppers causing them to crash into the roadblock. Too busy laughing at the destruction to even care that her pest is still around.
>>7703213
BAKA HENTAI! Get a room!!
>>7703380
@7703371
He says as he gives away (You)'s.
>>7703314
No need to explain the obvious. You're a perverted loser kissing a pillow on valentines day. Jump off the nearest bridge.
>>7703339
What I said was true, I wouldn't expect a nobody like you to understand. Specially one who thinks their opinions mattered.
>>7703384
Oh...You didn't...
>Ash tries his best to hide his jealousy
If they still aren't around than they weren't worth keeping around.
>>7703403
I will go again if needed. Give me 24.
>>7703424
Plague Knight
>>7703395
Uh... Rei? Is that you?
>>7703424
Sash Lilac
>>7703424
Len
>>7703424
Blake Belladonna
>>7703424
Cirno
>>7703424
Blyatman, Greatest Hero
>>7703424
Konngara
>>7703424
Rin Hoshizora
>>7703424
Senshougahara
>>7703424
Siegbert.
It pleases me to see you back to acceptable health, Lady Valentine.
>>7703424
Maria and Harusame
>>7703424
(A)tari Goddess
No, in fact I demand you continue wearing that outfit
>>7703424
Ringabel
>>7703424
Utsutsu
>>7703424
Reaper-chan
>>7703424
Reigen Arataka
>>7703424
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7703424
Vic Viper
>>7703424
Ruiko Saten
HG moving to VRChat WHEN?
>>7703424
Rika
>>7703424
Slime Tits
Hello everyone, Blyatman has arrived. Now, there are no fascists here, right?
>>7703424
Eggman-kun
>>7703424
Anime remover Tony
>>7703424
Sima Yi Sazabi
>Its another "The guy hosting the game gets a lot of (You)s" episode
I hoped something else was airing to be honest.
>>7703424
Tiny snek
>>7703459
>tfw Ringabel will never date you on Valentine
>>7703424
Baki
>>7703424
Shii
>>7703424
Ash Crimson
>>7703395
>The choppers explode into an enormous fireball, raining deadly shrapnel down upon the cop. He dives under the debris of the ruined courthouse to avoid the shrapnel, bits and pieces of metal piercing through the chunk of wall he hides under and almost stabbing into him. Convinced it's safe, the cop heaves the wall away and lets it crumble behind him as he whips out his gun and wraps his finger around the trigger, squeezing it.
die bitch
>And so begins the non-stop pop pop of stainless steel as he fires upon the crazed lady
you have the right to DIE now motherfucker
>>7703495
Uhhhh, no so far Blyatman.
>>7703424
Harden
>>7703430
What is it, toaster?!
>>7703495
*coughs*
>>7703514
The WORST artist.
>>7703424
Bert's Pokemon waifu
>>7703410
Oh? Then I musta' been talking to a rock this whole time.
>>7703524
ayy lmao
>>7703495
I don't know... What's a "Blyat"?
>>7703522
T-Toaster? What's with you?
All the people whining about their rp and legion the last 2 threads.
Who gives a shit.
"oh I'm shit at rp now because of hg I miss legion"
then fuck off to another rp group if you really aren't just shit by default.
it's just the cry of delusional, talentless, morons who don't know their place.
I know my place, I'm not sitting here pretending I'm fucking special.
Or maybe I might have a thing that might set me apart coming along, who knows.
All I know is that it doesn't matter till I do it, same as how good of an rper you really are doesn't matter, till you do it.
No that's stupid.
let me shitpost kamina, not for a legitimate reason, but because he doesn't give a shit about my whining, and just wants a fucking game.
Here's a fucking pasta to lazily copy
Best defense you people can muster
also tl;dr: don't be fucking faggots, don't lie to yourselves, and just do what you want.
>>7703520
Good, Then I would have to get my suit messy. That is not good.
>>7703522
What, something wrong with my presence?
>>7703524
B-but isn't that a pokemon?
>>7703463
>nerd lord.png
>i trusted you..
>>7703509
>y-yeah...feels bad....
Five more are needed.
>>7703561
Rubick
>>7703547
>legion
This must be fucking old.
>>7703561
Ned Bigby
>>7703531
I should have known that was you. I could smell the disgusting stench of sweat and roids.
>>7703561
This fucking penguin
>>7703561
Joey Mallone
>>7703578
it was made this week, believe it or not
>>7703561
Yuri Plisetsky
>>7703561
Bread
>>7703561
Chika Takami
>>7703360
Yes, is just a nightmare. he..heh. who i'm kidding, my reputation is gone now. the rest of the world is going to know it and then i'm going to be the most weird creature ever created
>>7703339
... Now that you know my secret.. i'm not going to let you leave this room
>she says with a diabolical voice
>>7703376
But this is the student council, no one supposed to enter before knocking!
>>7703384
You right... i'm a pretty disgusting human being..
>then she just sits on the floor crying
>>7703395
IS YOUR FAULT. you opened the door first... you are not going to leave this room until i explain this situation!
>>7703410
....
>She grabs a paper fan then hits you with it
You don't have to say it the worst way possible
>She begins to cry
>>7703424
Natsuo Maki
>>7703578
If yesterday is old, then sure.
>>7703581
Where is Den Ybgib?
answer me or your notebook burns
>>7703589
Seriously? How did legion get back into relevancy again?
>>7703559
>yeah....about that
>>7703617
S-Senpai
I have made a mistake with how many I needed. It was actually three more. Inform me if I made any more mistakes or if you wish to exchange.
>>7703545
It is a Russian word. That's all.
>>7703613
Yukine
>>7703649
looks gud
>>7703665
You look good.
>>7703602
But I did knock... And so did a lot of other people. Did you not hear us?
>>7703649
>>7703588
>>7703430
Give my place to this guy, Rammy. I have to go soon.
>>7703649
Late grimes
pls swap. I'll be your valentines if you do.
>>7703613
People were talking about HG and it's RP, and someone from legion joined the talk
>>7703602
You've stopped, at least. That's a start to not being a freak anymore.
>>7703649
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>7703672
you too
>>7703516
>the goddess's bat like wings wrap around her and turn into obsidian, providing rei a near inpenetrable shield to block the cop's relentless bulletstorm.
How many donuts did you have to eat before thinking of that cheesy line, pig?
>>7703549
Yes it disgusts me!
>>7703545
What's with YOU, freak!
>>7703602
then hurry now or hang yourself, drama queen!
>>7703649
Yes, this roster looks good. Are we all ready to start. I'm ready, and willing to fight for the motherland
>>7703633
>YOU'RE UNBELIEVABLE
>>7703649
Looks fine to me, host.
>>7703690
>Kissu
>>7703410
>The end of her lips began to twitch up. Is she trying to smile?
I did. I won the grand prize to it. It was a wonderful day. You are not feeling envious, are you Crimson? I thought you were above that.
>>7703450
I have you to thank, knight. I would not be here if not for your assistance.
>>7703457
Oh? And can you give me a reason why I should respect your decision?
>>7703495
You look absolutely ridiculous. You honestly think you can remove something?
>>7703673
Understood.
If that is all, I will begin eventually.
>>7703649
It looks...fine.
>>7703633
>kissu tum
>>7703582
You're just jealous is all! Of an actual winner/billionaire! Say sounds like you're use to smelling the sweat on your own rear-end. Could you elaborate?
Who here is eating dinner with their waifu?
You're all still swell I guess
>Kissus everyone
>>7703693
>The cop's finger keeps pulling the trigger even after running out of ammunition. It takes about three to four "clicks" before he finally realises he's out of bullets
shieeeet
>The cop throws his gun to the ground and charges at the crazed women, intending to tackle her to the floor
i'll kill ya, honestly
>>7703713
Because I will make you cry in front of the sluts you call sisters, Valentine. Just because it us your day doesn't mean I have to play nice!
>>7703693
Looks like someone here isn't a fan of Russians.
>>7703713
What is wrong with my suit? This is what I use to fight crime. It protects me and my identity.
>>7703697
>That's a very mean thing to say, valentine
>>7703723
Please refrain from doing that.
>>7703693
>Heading out to dinner, see you later. I could pick this up later.
>>7703730
>>7703649
Please disregard this moron.
>>7703602
Oh? Uh....
>Baki rolls his eyes while shifting his head across the room in confusion, he finally plays along with the girls charade and panics in fear.
Oh! Snap! I f-for-forgot!
>>7703649
I do wish you could find someone other than myself.
Starting.
>>7703730
Denied.
>>7703713
Please. Think nothing of it. I feel it was partially my responsibility that you were in such a terrible state. And truth be told I was well prepared for retaliation. And please, call me Siegbert. With the formalities out of the way, let us begin!
>>7703768
>>7703602
Awww poor thing.
>Ash pats her head
Truth hurts doesn't it? Well look around you, almost everyone here is in the same position as you. You're in good company. Yup you'll fit in with the rest of the losers.
>>7703713
Tch! Don't be so silly, why would I ever be envious of YOU! I have everything I ever need.
>>7703725
Don't kid yourself, I only know that stench because I have been cursed to see your ugly mug on the daily. You say you have money but you look, act, and smell like a bum.
>>7703768
Very odd, why is this bag so light?
>>7703759
>sure
>>7703768
YOU QUICKDRAWING SH-
>>7703757
>>7703697
>JUST
>FUCK
>ALREADY
>>7703768
Well, that was a dissapointment. I expected better of myself after my victory yesterday.
>Sighing to himself, he returns to his own little retreat, content with reading books and writing poems in solitude.
When will Rin post his dick?
>>7703768
It's been so long....I thought you were dead..
>>7703805
Buthes posted horses many times anon.
>>7703768
Poor (Player2), they were my favourite.
>>7703768
So what is with that mask you wear sir? It looks like a bird.
>>7703768
Duel 1
No one should be as careless as to leave their weapons around. Things like this will happen.
>>7703805
>>7703757
>did you seriously name all of them duck oh my fcuking go d
>>7703768
Someone has to win this game, and I'll make sure it won't be him!
>>7703834
>r i f p
When is Ringabell going to die so I can marry Utsutsu?
>>7703811
I would've preferred that considering how terrible prison was.
>>7703834
Too bad for you! Hah hah hee hah!
>>7703768
Surprise.
>>7703834
AH SON OF A BITCH!
>>7703785
You really have a bad-habit of sniffing bums don't ya - 'Ashy-kun'!
>>7703848
You can kill him with fire, I heard fire is effective.
>>7703834
Ah yes, this is a good toy. I should hold onto this for later use. Rip in pieces tributes that I just took down.
>>7703523
You don't mean that. Right?
>>7703834
Let's put our all into this hunt, everybody.
>>7703802
kys Baron
When is Utsutsu going to die so I can marry Ringabell?
>>7703557
It's a half breed
>>7703802
>he's too gay to fuck me
>>7703673
I guess i was too busy practicing my kissing and i didn't hear anything..
>she sits on the floor looking pretty sad
>>7703686
This has an explanation. you see, on my school love relationships are prohibited but i still want to know everything about love, so i hide in the student council and do my love investigation
>>7703693
Don't be rude.. i'm just investigating love
>>7703767
>She looks nervously at the boy
HE-HEY, boys don't supossed to be in a girl school, G-GET OUT
>She closes the door
>>7703785
Wait, really?. then i have a pretty good a idea!.
>she says it pretty excited
Starting today, everyone is going to investigate love, including me!
>>7703875
Of course I don't.
>>7703883
fucking halfies
>>7703834
The free-for-all has an obvious winner. I have to wonder if my name came up in that conversation.
>>7703832
Keh? Have you never seen this sort of mask before?
>>7703891
That's a long way of saying you're in love with a pillow! Hah hah!
>>7703802
>already
>implying implications
>>7703848
>Even if I die, our love is eternal
>>7703851
You should just be happy you're out..
>>7703900
Don't snakes die when they are cold?
I don't mind you dying, but suicide is a pretty lame way out
>>7703900
Ah, so that's how'd it look like with a nose. I'm not sure if I like it.
>>7703900
Staying up late eh.
>Takes drink from vodka bottle
Easy, I do that all the time when out kicking criminal ass.
>>7703915
Hey... someday i'm going to meet a real person that looks just like huggy!
>>7703894
That's good! For a second I thought you were serious.
>>7703941
...
I'm sorry, I don't follow.
>>7703941
I-I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>7703754
>She begins ripping the top off the costume, showing no care to any of the threats the other woman said.
I have to wonder how you think you could make me cry.
>>7703756
You are wearing too much. It would be simple to just trip over what you call an outfit. Plus you already give yourself an identity with an outfit as unique as that. So there is less harm in removing it than wearing it.
>>7703602
And pathetic as well. It is not too late to change your disgusting and sad ways. As long as you live, you can make yourself better.
>>7703785
That is what makes your visible annoyance all the more enjoyable. You try and get me to react when I can do it to you much easier.
>>7703772
Of course Siegbert. I have to apologize for your defeat. And I would have no reason to do anything to you. Maybe if you met me much earlier, I would have.
>>7703900
Duel 2
On first glance, he does seem more intimidating than the other.
>>7703973
B-But i still need to investigate love.. i'm not ready to talk to a real boy.
>>7703925
I suppose. I don't have free room and board here, however. Keh...
>>7703944
If this school is as loveless as you say, merely attend a different one. There's got to be more than one nearby.
>>7703915
I'm not mocking your sense of style or anything. That mask dose look good. But where did you get it from?
>>7703973
I see, but I dose look good though, and it strikes fear in crooks. I want to be able to make them fear me so they know why they shouldn't be breaking the law.
>>7703994
Great, it was just a test to see if you were stupid or not
I'm kinda jealous at Ringabel and Utsutsu.
>>7703891
>He knocks on the door as rhythmically as he could.
>>7703992
Yes, that must be it. Go on with your day now. This never happened!
>>7703973
Mmmmmmh. I would not have if it weren't for a certain person you and I both know very well. And fortunate enough that nobody important saw us. Most Nohrian nobles would scoff at a highborn to touch a commoner like that, let alone aiding them.
>A smirk appears on his face coupled with an amused guffaw
As my father once said, I am not obliged to listen to them if I find their complaints unjustified.
>>7703869
How juvenile and stupid, it's like every time I talk with you, I lose brain cells.
>>7703891
Suuure whatever you say, just don't go slobbering on people's faces like you did with that pillow, oh and have fun dying by the way.
>>7703973
Think whatever you want, I don't care. I know my achievements and I know I'm the better fighter.
>>7703992
Do you need medicine? Or a hot drink?
>>7704003
I...don't really know what that is, I've never been in prison before.
>>7703994
>>7704008
It looks as though you were not satisfied by the results.
All the other deaths was because of an illness of some sort. Weak.
>>7703897
We must rid this world of those who have contaminated the gene pool
>>7703994
A wise choice. Too bad it had consequences for me.
>>7703994
Wait, I don't see any law breakers over th-
>Sees Snek far away from where they were a few seconds ago
Damn it. Well time to refill on some vodka.
>>7704059
>Huggu
CUTE!
>>7704003
But i can't change my school without my father and mother permission, and i'm not ready to even look at a real guy
>>7704029
You can't e-enter, you're still a guy!. go away before someone else see you in this girl school
>>7704038
Dying..? i'm not going to die until i meet my true love!
>>7704073
You stop that or you'll be swimming with the fishes when you wake up
>>7704046
No....I don't need sleep. S-s-Sleep is f-f-for the we-e-eak. I'm.....n-n-not.......tired.
>Passes out.
>>7704046
Duel 3
You just got killed by a flightless bird. How amazing.
I miss Seth.
>>7704038
>애쉬
Hoshi?
I wish I had (You)s
>>7704100
He'll come back, he always comes back.
>>7704112
I wish I had fires.
>>7704021
I'm happy for them.
>>7704038
Delinquency builds character! But you've been losing brain-cells sniffling man bums this whole time, I wouldn't be the one talking if I were you pal.
>>7704112
i wish i was eating pizza
>>7704112
>>7704112
I wish that huggy becomes a real person someday
>>7704107
Its desk-kun
>>7704098
It feels cowardly...but it got the job done.
I'm sorry..
>>7704005
Erm...I don't actually recall. It's always in style, though! Hah hah!
>>7704039
Clammy, incredibly dull, an aura of despair...it's quite a fun time, really.
>>7704082
You'll have to eventually. Don't you even know how to speak with them?
>>7704098
Who shaid I wash *hic* loshing? Hee hee hah hah!
>>7704130
why do you have these saved
>>7704112
>>7704133
>desk-kun
Who was that again?
>>7704098
Ow. N-no........I........will.........not die............not..............t-t-today..........s-s-stupid..............bird.
>Dies
>>7704082
Oh did I forget to tell you that people here kill each other in the most gruesome ways imaginable? Silly me.
>>7704107
Seriously?
>>7704120
I feel like you are projecting your sick fetish unto me, hey if that's your thing I'm sure the place next door will be happy to oblige.
>>7704112
>>7704144
Sophisto?
>>7704143
Hoshis brother
>>7704112
I wish I had something to do.
>>7704160
Wasn't that Box-kun?
>>7704139
Cuz why not?
>>7704137
...
On second thought, I don't think I want to know.
>>7704098
I have heard that birds and cats do not get along well.
>>7704082
That's messed up! What's wrong with boys exactly?
>>7704162
Let us go to Disney World.
>>7704168
Do you fap to them?
>>7704112
Anything would be possible if you do it with the necessary effort
>>7704175
No.
>>7704137
What? You don't remember? That's okay, I don't remember why I even call myself Blyatman. But that mask dose look good.
>>7704167
Desk and box is pretty much the same thing
>>7704184
You're still a degenerate but atleast not as much as a degenerate as one who faps to them
>>7703996
Why? What could they possibly do if you just speak with them? Have you ever thought about it?
>>7704005
The only fear anything should feel with you is that if he escaped from an asylum. After that is over, I see nothing scary about you at all.
>>7704036
It is fortunate that we both know of her then. Excuse me if I am intruding but it does not sound like you enjoy the fact you are royalty.
>>7704038
What you know is wrong. You are just an average fighter with nothing to show. You changing your mood so easily after I went on the offensive confirms it.
>>7704174
What's a disney world?
>>7704171
Is that so? Fascinating...do go on.
>>7704204
A world full of magic.
>>7704170
Too bad I just told you! Hah hah hah!
>>7704188
Thank you, I guess. Yours is...really dull. It also reminds me of someone.
>>7704136
>a-am I this depressing when I play utsutsu?
>>7704171
>Sleeps through her shift
>>7704171
Memoirs can be remade. Bodies cannot. Do not waste your time in removing the former.
>>7704212
you're gloomy
>>7704211
>She's already forced herself to forget
Tell me what?
>>7704212
I'm gloomy.
Post crazy HG theories
She's gloomy
>>7704242
Hoshi is Rin
>>7704242
District 10 male is Eggman-kun's son
>>7704242
Everyone's longing to burn something.
>>7704211
Who dose my suit remind you of? Dose he fight crime to?
>>7704202
Well, you might not see anything scary about me now. But I do get a bit freightning when I'm fighting crime.
>>7704137
No... the only male beings i ever talked to are my dad and the brother of one of my friends
>>7704146
>she looks at you pretty scared
... That's horrifying, why they do that!?
>>7704172
A boy in a school of girls is against the rules!.
and i'm not ready to talk to one... but that's not the important reason!. you need to leave
>>7704202
No... but is because i never meet a real boy and i'm pretty nervous to meet one even talking about meeting one makes me nervous
>>7704242
Utsutsu is gloomy
>>7704242
Everyone but me is a faggot
>>7704242
Ayumi from /brg/.
>>7704231
Duel 4
Somehow a group of different individuals found a common enemy.
>>7704242
What if... MATOI?
>>7704273
>>7704273
You're correct, everyone but me is a faggot
>>7704273
>Everyone is ok, but me is a faggot
>>7704146
Nah! I'm sure the place next-door wouldn't mind a 'man' of your caliber, you'll fit right in. You reap what you sow. You smelt it and dealt it.
>He wipes off a quick chuckle.
Sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never harm me, sounds like someone's emotionally frustrated. Awww! I'm literally running circles around ya'. Countering you at all angles. Pre-DICT-able.
>>7704242
Everyone is stuck in a hellish purgatory where we kill each other to survive, only to repeat the same killing game over and over again.
>>7704273
You're saying it wrong. is "everyone except you is not a faggot"
>>7704241
...What I just told you. About prison life.
>>7704258
Erm...an acquaintance of mine. He does not fight crime in the slightest. I suppose you could call him...a villain?
>>7704260
Ahah! Right there's your opportunity!
>>7704238
>>7704241
R-Right. How could I forget.
>>7704112
I wish I was a little bit taller
>>7704305
I like this setting
Why doesn't HG have a solid setting? I assume everyone has a different setting in their mind on how HG works
>>7704284
Where's the "Fuck my ass" shirt?
>>7704278
Loneliness can be seen clearly this night.
>>7704252
That's not crazy
That's right on the mark
>>7704260
Not ready to talk to one? But you're talking to one right now! Fine! If me being a boy is bothering you... then...I'll...
>>7704307
WAIT, WHERE?!
>She stares very closely at you
>>7704322
>I imagine it as an actual arena when we are in a game usually.
>usually a forest.
>>7704322
In my mind, it's some magical place where death is temporary, and it's like a holodeck for all the different codes while people chill in the waiting room between games.
>>7704337
But who is the mom?
>>7704202
>It pained him to think it, let alone admit this glaring weakness he's been struggling with his entire life.
As much as I wish to deny your statement, you are correct. The pressure of the people's expectation is crushing me. Knowing that one day they will look to me to guide and lead them...They only deserve the absolute best one can offer. No less.
>He sighs to himself. It is no secret that the young boy sometimes wished for a more simpler lifestyle.
Truth be told, I feel much more at home around, forgive my wording, commoners. I have no need for bootlickers and backsidekissers. All I desire is honesty and truth.
>>7704307
Oh, well how is he a villain though? He rob banks or something?
>>7704306
Alright then
Everyone except you is not a faggot
Thanks for clearing it up Gab
>>7704290
>>7704301
Dont try to confuse me
>>7704284
DELETE THIS
>>7704202
I think your mother forgot to teach you how to read emotions, not that I expect much from someone who doesn't even have them. Whatever helps you sleep at night mon amie. You can cling to that ONE win all you want. It doesn't make a difference. In fact, if anything it tells me how insecure you are. Scared of disappointing your mom, are you?
>>7704260
Cause it's fun! Oh trust me you'll love it here, sure you might die a couple of times, but you'll get the hang of it. You know what they say, love blooms on the battlefield.
>>7704302
>Ash laughs condescendingly
Oh wow...I didn't think the day would come this soon, but it really looks like the roids have finally taken a toll on your mind! You've gone insane!
Hey everyone! Look at this prime example on why you shouldn't abuse substances!
>>7704363
>uses confuse ray
>>7704351
Junko..? I... I don't know...
>>7704374
>Junko
Her genes are weak, no way her womb could contain the power of Eggman-kun's offspring
Perhaps Eggman-kun is asexual, and lays eggs?
>>7704336
If only Propeller Knight could see me! Hah hah hee hah!
>>7704341
>Plague Knight takes a step back while still maintaining eye contact.
Are you blind? Hee hee, that brother, of course!
>>7704359
He just is. He's also a bit of a weakling who relies on machines to fight for him, if you can believe that! Hah hah!
>>7704336
Duel 5
In hindsight I should have just skipped it.
>>7704322
I just imagine it as some giant floating city like in Xenoverse.
>>7704322
My theory is that HG is kind of actually a place between different realms of existence where each game takes place in another dimension or plain of existence. And somehow, the game revives people who die. And so for the remainder of the game, they can watch through cameras placed throughout the arenas.
>>7704207
Magic? Do they really have stuff like that on this planet? I had no idea!
>Lum grabs your hand
Let us go to this Disney World!
>>7704363
>>7704388
Eggman-Kun obviously kidnapped a genderbent version of himself to breed with.
The only one capable of handling such mighty seed is someone of equally great power; what better candidate than the man himself, as a woman?
>>7704363
Ok, enough satania for today
>She punches you in the stomach then throws you away from here
>>7704388
But she's genetically perfect
>>7704388
By god... HE'S ONTO SOMETHING
I want to imagine HG as a Dystopian setting.
>>7704391
Hahahah that is funny. He actually relies solely on machines. What happens when they break. Does he surrender?
>>7704363
>using her as a shitposting ava
well, fuck you too.
Eggman-kun theory general when
>>7704372
"love blooms on the battlefield"?!. when is the next game going to start?!
>>7704391
But he is just a little child, i can't love a child. i feel like a mother when i'm with little kids
>>7704425
Perhaps that's true, but he is also egg shaped
Perhaps laying eggs allows for stronger offspring than breeding with a female.
District 10 Male is not egg shaped, he is powerful but not as powerful as eggman-kun
Does the egg shape add to their power?
>>7704431
I've seen dogs with better genes
>>7704438
we must dig deeper
>>7704400
Like the day, the night has nothing as well.
>>7704409
Deep
>>7704427
>turns into a bat and flies away
I will come back one day
>>7704409
But Anon senpai. How do you explain the tributes and the hosts?
>>7704498
>>turns into a bat
>>7704258
Is that so? Fine. Show me.
>>7704260
You are sounding like a broken record.
>She grabs the girl by the arm, dragging her off somewhere.
We are going to change that.
>>7704358
It is only natural to feel defiant against something such as that. I too had something put unlikely possibilities onto myself. I doubt your creators are as harsh.
>>7704372
You are being pathetic right now. As soon as someone showcases why they are better than you, you act as though you do not care. It is not clinging onto it when we were talking about performances or did you forget from all the backtracking you just did?
>>7704459
I've yet to find out, but he probably just lies on the ground and cries! Hah hah hee hah!
>>7704482
Oh. That's a problem.
Well, I suppose you're out of luck, then. Sorry!
>>7704485
Round two? Of course! hah hah!
>>7704498
>Grabs the bat by the handle
>>7704485
Half of Duel 6
Something with a non solid form dying to that. Nonsense.
>>7704516
Okay, but are you sure? I don't want to scar someone.
>>7704539
Let me go, I need to go to bed early or I wont wake up on time for school
>>7704510
>>>turns into a bat
>>7704556
bitch she doesnt bat
>>7704526
Hahahahahah, yeah, and he maybe wets himself as well.
>>7704543
Duel 7
Finally something is done about the inactivity.
>>7704556
>Swings the bat and proceeds to hits to the poster below with it.
>>7704484
We must study the egg itself to be sure, but I fear that our mortal eyes would not be able to handle it
>>7704372
>He whistles at Ash.
Yo, eyes up here fairy-boy. Watcho' doing screaming at the folks for? They ain't fighting you. Was that desperate attempt to save the little brain-cells left, you thought you had? You threw in the towel.
>>7704564
Are you seriously implying the great demon lord cant do something as simple as turning into a bat?
>>7704587
Could we even find the egg?
I doubt an egg that powerful would have colors that are in the visible spectrum for humans
>>7704587
But we must do it desu. For science.
>>7704543
Shall we go back to that hotel?
>>7704571
Hee hee hah! That would be glorious! I may have to find out for myself now!
>>7704573
You're a reaper and yet you can't kill? Let me show you how it's done! Hah hah!
>>7704482
I unno, when the next host decides to? Gee you sure are desperate. How old are you?
>>7704516
But I don't care. I really REALLY don't...
>Ash gives a slow clap
Congrats on that one special win of yours, I mean It's not as classy as the shiny belt I one, but I'm glad you finally know what it's like to be a winner...in the amateur leagues that is.
>>7704588
Trust me if I did have a towel, I would throw it to cover your hideous face. I never took you for being a sore loser, Baki...but come on this is just sad!
>>7704573
There is no doubt that it will end the next day. Make your bets if you wish.
>>7704599
>Fucking cuts off your fucking fangs
>>7704605
Yes, and when you do see it. Make sure to record it. That way we can all see.
>>7704625
>teleports behind you
>shoots you a billion times
>>7704516
..No, they are certainly not. Infact it is how they live and act which motivated me to be the same. Stern, fair, honest, loyal. I will most likely never be like my father, but that doesn't mean I don't have to try it..I have to be like him. Everyone deserves it after all the kindness they grant me.
>>7704516
Wait, where a-are we going?!. is not like i don't want to go but at least tell me where are we going
>>7704526
i'm not unlucky, i'm just not ready
>>7704615
You can't ask a lady her age just like that even if we are the same gender!
>>7704621
Duel Final
A simple end for a simple match.
>>7704506
Ahhh yes. You see Anon-chan. The hosts are able to chosen through a random selection. Once selected, they are temporarily given the ability to chose which dimension to hold the game. After the game, the host is returned to the way they were before. Tributes on the other hand, are chosen through the same selection. They aren't even aware of them being picked till they are teleported.
>>7704642
>A Horde of nail cutters starts chasing you
>>7704661
Plague Knight wins
>>7704655
I'm not a lady, and do manners really count in a place like this? I don't think so.
>>7704665
>throws magnet at poster below
>all cutters chase him instead
>>7704629
Unfortunately, I have no way of recording that.
>>7704655
You've said you attend a school prohibiting love, and you don't call that unlucky?
>>7704661
That's all she wrote! Hah hah!
>>7704675
The results
>>7704689
The winner...He gives me a certain feeling of dread. Nevertheless, thank you for this, lady Valentine.
Making a new thread for entries, get ready.
>>7704689
>thanks for hosting
>>7704661
>aw I wanted to win
>>7704675
>>7704689
Congratulations, Plague Knight.
Thank you for hosting!
>>7704675
Congratulations
>>7704686
Here, take this camera.
>Hands you camera.
>>7704689
Thank you host, for hosting such a good game.
>>7704689
Congratulations to the winner, and thanks for hosting.
>>7704615
And I'd toss it right back at ya! So you could wipe the mistake that your parents made.