/TLHG/ - The Loud House General
Fuck Valentines Day Edition
>Booru:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=all
>Fanfics:
http://tlb.booru.org/index.php?page=forum&s=view&id=2
>Thread Archive:
http://pastebin.com/h2ZBJ3GS
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>Episodes:
http://pastebin.com/KM6yNJpe
>Extras:
http://pastebin.com/59KNQH3Z
News:
>Season 3 Green-lit for 26 Episodes
http://variety.com/2016/tv/news/nickelodeon-animated-hit-loud-house-1201893212/
>Season 3 Premieres Summer of 2017
http://filmschoolwtf.com/the-loud-house-season-3-release-date/
>The Loud House: "There Will Be Chaos" Available for Pre-order on Amazon
https://www.instagram.com/p/BM1oJEIjo4x/
>The Loud House Available for Free Comic Book Day, May 6th, 2017
https://www.instagram.com/p/BONxApojuAo/
>The Loud House Nominated for GLAAD Awards
http://www.glaad.org/blog/and-28th-annual-glaad-media-awards-nominees-are-glaadawards
>The Loud House Nominated for Kid's Choice Awards
nick.com/kids-choice-awards
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Upcoming Episodes:
The Whole Picture (Tuesday: 2/21)
>Lincoln accidentally erases all of his old childhood photos, so he and Clyde try to recreate them before Lincoln loses his memories.
Lock 'N Loud (Wednesday: 2/22)
>The Loud kids take home security to the next level after getting in trouble for always leaving the front door open
Vantastic Voyage (Thursday: 2/23)
>The Loud kids are sick of their family van always falling apart, so they decide to try and trick their parents into buying a new one
Making the Grade (Friday: 2/24)
>When Lisa gets put into Lincoln and Clyde's fifth-grade class, Lincoln's social standing is at stake
Cheater by the Dozen
>Lincoln and Clyde think Lori is being cheated on, so they start an investigation
Patching Things Up
>Lana and Lola try out for Bluebell Scouts, but they soon discover that one of them may be more suited for it than the other
Before this thread starts, I want to urge everybody to not talk about Discord. In my personal opinion, merely talking about Discord should be a bannable offense. I am sick of Discord drama every thread. Enough is enough!
What's the best ship?
>>7700431
Happy friendship day Ronnicoln
She's a treasure!
>>7700489
Lynncoln
>>7700489
Lynndwich
content creators who should be hung drawn and quartered
>>7700522
Oh me please.
>>7700489
Lolacoln
A krunkle Leni is a cute Leni
Everyone meet my girlfriend. Palmela Handerson
>>7700489
Lane x Mrs. Coconuts
Hope you guys havent killed yourself today over a manufactured holiday
>"Hey anon, can you give me a foot rub?"
>>7700489
>>7700489
>It's a messy episode
>>7700580
It looks like everyone forgot that today is Valentines day where I live.
>>7700603
CAN I?
Anon- Updates dates and new chapters
https://www.fanfiction.net/s/9532463/1/Sonic-s-Ultimate-Harem
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Lilly's cutie bootie<<
Author: Pedozilla
http://pastbin.com/m69420
>A shameless self-insert, Pedozilla fucks Lilly and eats her shit
NEWS Q/A
>>my crouch itches pls halp<<
The other day I was jerking off near the pre-school I happen to have found a used diaper and quickly began rubbing the shit on my cock. I've done this on several occasions with my own stool and the previous diaper the week before. Any advice?
(Lola gets raped by niggers)
http://pastbin.com/bbc4u
Lola goes to a beauty pagent in Detroit and wins triumphly. Jerome and Jamal go out their way to get payback for their daughters defeat
>update
http://pastbin.com/ass
Drawfag gets the aids from scat and piss fetish. Discord fags continue to make exclusive content
>If anyone can take a piss in my mouth that would will kickass
http://pastbin/D33k
>Lori's abortion
http://pastbin.com/sh1tmeem
Lori gets an abortion and sell her fetus for 5k
>>7700489
So this is where you're going to spend valentines day, huh? I mean I guess i'm in the same vote since she had to work today and we could only get breakfast, but you know...She's not an animated little girl and i'm not a pedophile...I feel really sorry for all of you who spend the day in here gawking over animated little girls or creating/reading all the fanfictions about them going to get abortions.
>>7700489
Lunanon
>>7700650
This times infinite
>>7700650
that's not true
>>7700650
>Anon/anything
>>7700606
Metal Cooler x Luan
>>7700489
Bobbycoln
>>7700489
Loricoln
>>7700747
I'd like to see more Bobbycoln with Bobby as the bottom.
>>7700711
like a faceless green man is any worse than self inserting as an 11 year old prepubescent boy.
>>7700489
This
Which /tlhg/ namefag, content creator, etc. would benefit everyone if they killed themselves?
>>7700851
GG and Ballio
>>7700851
People who make content creator posts all the time.
CCs who need to stop sucking Drawfriend's dick
>>7700851
Me Bro
>>7700854
This, tbpqfh
>>7700851
Geen
CCs who need to actually fucking knock it off
>>7700892
Geen
CCs who you could beat up
Stop making Loud House threads
CCs that hate you
CCs who let the dogs out
Exclusive content?
>oh the threads will get better because drawfriend is gone
>gundam managed to ruin last thread
>>7700918
Hey Varg. Still letting you women get raped by refugees?
A cute couple.
>>7700959
Of course he did, he was doing that for a long time independent of DF
>>7700959
>Assuming autism can be cured
DF will still get blamed even after he's gone and Cedric and Ballio are the new hotties to shit on
Are you surprised? kek
>>7700910
Hot Dog.
>>7701020
What is she holding?
>>7701050
>Cedric and Ballio are the new hotties to shit on
Cedric, yes
Ballio is a nobody except for running discords
>>7701076
a body pillow
CCs who are good little Christian boys that will be allowed into「HEAVEN」?
>>7701082
You know what I mean...
>>7701093
not shinji
>>7701013
Panda qt a shit.
>>7701076
It's a reply to the guy who made those Lupa lips pics, so I think the fact that the nipples are lipped shaped indicate it's him or something.
>>7701106
What I mean is if you see anyone talking about Ballio its probably just himself stirring shit
Doesn't even make content anymore, so no reason to talk about him
That's right, we've got a thread full of CC nonsense again. Send in the cleanup team!
>>7701108
WOW, rude.
Ballio abuse when?
>>7701108
Delete this.
So much for that "rebirth"
>>7701108
t. Geen
ded
fuck this thread is gay
>>7701216
You aren't really doing anything by complaining about it or the people who you think are too blame.
>>7701216
Not gay enough. Let's change that.
>>7701240
>>7701107
False! If everyone applies themselves they could all reach it!
Find something wrong with this image.
>>7701252
>>7701156
It this 3rd Impact?
>>7701240
>>7701252
>>7701260
Right Let's change that
>>7701260
>>7701252
>>7701240
>clyde shipping
The only fag ship I'll accept is with Bobby or Chandler
>>7701279
You have no power here.
>>7701279
That's a happy older Lincoln
Reminder of the only QT that matters.
>>7701303
>>7701310
Don't worry, you'll be cured soon
>>7701324
>>7701324
I don't want the discord to open doors to trash like you.
Hey guys, I'm here to post 3 fics I did, just in time for Valentine's Day!
The Bathroom Stall Secret
http://pastebin.com/HNX9DXxv
PollyXLincoln Lewd with a secret bystander in the next stall over
Whori the Choco-holic
http://pastebin.com/xyvPjgCx
Lori really wants some chocolates from Lincoln so lewd things happen
Lana's Perfect Valentine
http://pastebin.com/weHb8U3p
Cute fic of Lana and who her perfect Valentine is(I used a really old greentext I once did involving Lola teaching Lana to kiss as a part of this)
I hope you guys like them, and thanks for reading if you do!
Hey Anons whatca up to?
>Watching
>Reading
>Listening
>Writing
>Drawing
>>7701401
t. Radish
>>7701401
>thinks I care about muh chatroom circlejerks
>>7701414
Danke, Alchy
>>7701415
>Watching
Some TBFP
>Reading
This syllabus
>Writing
Eh
>>7701414
sweet
>>7701415
>watching
Hardcore gay porn
>listening
John coulton: I crush everything (i don't like porn music)
>Writing
Christina fart fic
>>7701471
what kind of hardcore porn has music
I just fucked up my valentine's date really bad, and I'm kind of freaking out.
>>7701493
the kind that is doing the sound wrong.
>>7701471
Nice on all counts.
>>7701498
Elaborate.
Which Loud is most worthy of the BTD (Big Trans Dick)?
>>7701498
pls share
>>7701498
Did you show her your Lily porn collection? That should fix things
>>7701401
>Make a discord devoted to a /trash/ thread
>Spend all your time complaining about the people of said general
>>7701414
write something cute with Lisa
she is after all the cutest Loud
>>7701526
Agreed
>>7701518
Lincoln
>>7701518
Lily
>>7701518
>trans dick
>big
Nah, Lucy's is small enough at this point to pass for an oversized clit.
>>7701526
This is true, I definitely will, but for now I must work
>>7701512
>>7701519
So, I had a """date""" with a girl tonight; and more than likely we would've had some fun afterwards. I've seen the signs for awhile now.
Problem is, we're not in a relationship...and well, I'm kind of playing the field a bit. I sent the wrong message to the wrong girl...specifically replying about future arrangements for my off hand girl to come by on the weekend.
No problem so far right? Common mistake!
Foolishly, I used my offhand bitches name instead of the girl for tonight.
She won't return my texts or calls.
>>7701518
Trans Lynn
>>7701548
Uhh, ok
>>7701560
>I used my offhand bitches name instead of the girl for tonight.
oh thats a major fuck up
tell her it was a joke or test bitches love tests
CC's and their favorite sisters
>>7701616
(You), probably Lisa.
>>7701616
(You) and Giggles you fucking troglodyte
>>7701616
abuse and Lori
>>7701625
>Lisa
She isn't an option
>>7701616
Too many and Lucy
>>7701658
You can't confirm that.
Choose wisely.
>>7701560
Seems to me you were "offguard" get it?
Jokes aside, just say the name is someone related.
>>7701666
Santa confirms too many CCs like Lucy
I was bored, so I drew something
>>7700851
All of them
>>7701616
>Bored Lynn
>>7701679
I'm a sucker for breakfast
>>7700851
Abuseguy
Reminder that if you happen to be a black, Hispanic, Muslim, Canadian, or Jewish person, you need to leave /tlhg/. White, Eastern Asian, and Australian men can stay automatically, but women need to post their tits in order to stay.
>>7701729
I am partially spic. Do I have to leave?
>>7701729
>Australian
>>7701740
>Partially
You know what they say. Even one drop of an inferior race is enough to taint a person.
>>7701729
This
>>7701729
I am hispanic
this is a question to content creators.
which of your fellow content creators do you sincerely dislike?
>>7701806
if we told you, it wouldn't be secret
>>7701806
Hot-Dog
>>7701806
Drawfriend
Ballio
Gundam
>>7701834
This, on top of being a degernate faggot he's an incredible attentionwhore.
>>7701806
Tbh drawfriend is the only one i don't like.
he's been a dick to me since day 1.
>>7701679
Leni, everytime.
>>7701806
Abuseguy
Wrightfag
Vinnie
SB99
>>7701806
Im pretty sure everyone is just pretending to like sadwriter
He constantly attention whores on the discord
Can I get this with Lincoln and Rita?
>>7701806
Hot Dog
Gabostak
>>7701806
I'm not in the discord, so I don't have beef with anyone. Or does that mean I have beef with all of them?
>>7701729
You poor fool, easily 60% of this fandom and its CCs are spics.
We rule this place
>>7701806
I have problems with a few of the CCs that everyone loves, mostly because I can never seem to connect with them or they're disinterested in talking.
But I don't hate them or any thing.
>>7701927
Who are you?
>>7701935
I'm not going to say who I am. Don't really need to.
>>7701935
GundamGuy
>>7701903
What's wrong with Gabo? His stuff's always cool.
Meanest CCs
>>7701960
Drawfriend.
>>7701948
Too quick, I see.
It's not a matter of wanting to get ahold of them rather that every conversation I have with them will end very abruptly, either with them doing one word replies or just hard cut offs of conversations.
I mean, if you don't want to talk to me, don't talk to me, you know?
>>7701970
I can think of a few people like that, some of them are just initially quiet or shy, especially if they don't frequent the discords as much. Unless you ask them or they say outright, I'd say to give them another chance, but outside of that just do what you think is best.
>>7701918
>>7701970
This is, like, the 10th time I've seen this exact phrasing about this exact problem.
>Harrison Ford was in another plane crash
HE DIDN'T FLY SO GOOD
>>7701955
I don't dislike his stuff I just think he's a faggot.
>>7702004
Why do you think he's a faggot?
>>7701982
They're not like that at all. I've seen them talk in the discords, they're pretty open and ready to talk.
But the last 3 times I've had conversations with these people have ended with what I described above. It's getting tiresome.
>>7701996
I've seen the anon you're talking about, but that wasn't me. I guess I just have a very similar problem.
>>7702004
Is this about his tastes in porn?
>>7702032
what do you mean
>>7702040
I'm spitballing.
>>7702008
Because he acts like a faggot. Literally. He's just so gay.
>>7702025
Well, without names I can't really offer any advice there, sorry things turned out that way though.
>>7702008
Not him but everything that comes out of Gabo's mouth is about how much he wants to kill himself and how much he sucks. It gets extremely annoying real quick.
>>7701896
This was the last Loud House related post.
>>7701806
SadWritter is a faggot.
>>7702067
No wonder people call him an emo fuck
>>7702059
I'm not saying names because I don't want to call them out for something they (probably) don't realize that they're doing.
>>7701911
Don't worry Ultra, but do you hate someone?
>>7702067
I haven't actually seen much of that, really.
>>7702120
I get you, if you find an opportune moment though try to address it, if they don't realize they're doing it it might make for a good jumping point.
Remember Lynncoln?
>>7702134
I'm neither of those anons and I hate him
>>7702148
Always
>>7702148
Sadly
>>7702148
>Superior ship here.
>>7702148
no, please do tell what 'Lynncoln' is?
>>7702173
>>7702179
CUUUUUTE!!
>>7701806
Abuseguy and Wrightfag. And unlike others, I'm not memeing.
>>7701806
Drawfriend
Gundam Guy
Kyder
>>7702226
Isn't that the guy from Panic at the Disco?
>>7702225
>Kyder
Who?
>>7702241
http://tlb.booru.org/?page=post&s=list&tags=kyder
>>7702148
The greatest love story of our generation bruh.
>>7702226
How bad is it?
>>7702148
There's no way I'd forget it
CCs who are 100% homosexuals
>>7702254
I love his scat art however rare that is
>>7702284
Really? Second one just seems over the top.
everybody reply to me I want some delicious (you)s
>Fall asleep during the afternoon
I strongly hate sleeping during the day, it feels like i'm missing stuff.
>>7702350
You didn't.
>>7702350
Because you are missing stuff.
>>7702350
>daylight savings time
>fall asleep when its night
>wake up when its night
>its 4 pm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9szdqp3I8oo
>>7702218
Explain yourself
Are you one of those people who doesn't like people encouraging "bad content"?
>>7702346
no you don't
>>7701806
I truly despised Drawfriend for being a complete asshole. I still think Cedric is a rude asshole, but I'm going to give him a chance with the new server, so far I'm not liking it. I like talking with HotDog, I just wished he'd tone down the edgy stuff
>>7702448
No, I just personally don't like them.
>>7702385
hey I just started playing this game its ok
>>7702448
hes jealous of their love
>>7702628
That's fair. They're two of the nicest guys I ever got to talk to here, I wouldn't have started writing if not for them
Happy Valentine's Day for me!
>>7702681
will you fucking hotglue her already?
fuck off if you don't
>>7702737
You can't hot glue her on the first date
>>7702681
>spaghetti
Nice touch.
I really want to write something but i can figure out what, so taking write request?
>>7702788
Lucy and Rockey celebrating Valentine's Day
>>7702788
Lisa is upset that she didn't get a Valentine card and Lincoln does something to make her feel better
>>7702780
Maybe it's not the best pic but I hope you're happy.
ANON - Update and New Chapters List (MO4444R!)
>http://pastebin.com/DMPFQ29u
HIGHLIGHTED FIC OF THE DAY
>>Going Away Present: Chapter One- Lori<<
Author: Ultrahand
http://pastebin.com/Wuynm5As
WIP - Last Update: 07-02-2017
>The last day before Lori leaves for college is going to be unforgettable.
NEWS & Q/A
>If you want to see what I wrote here ya go. I don't plan on continuing it, I didn't like the story I was making.
http://pastebin.com/rLn5STTV
Lori's diary
a guest
>Here ya go I'm gonna head to bed
http://pastebin.com/5xy4jDTP
Lori instruction video
JestSumguy
>update
http://pastebin.com/PrvMHKMt
Sex Truth Sex or Sex Dare (starring sexy incest kids)
DoktorSoos
>If anyone here understands what the fuck this is referring to I'll be so happy.
http://pastebin.com/p5E0WQE0
Foreverial Tied-Up Lincoln Loud
Eospag
>Ok so 2 things
>apparently I'm in charge of DFs discord now?
http://pastebin.com/KyFJGyC2
Living Loud talent agency part 3 (WIP)
cedric225
>With this update, leni and the jetts is finished. New stuff on line 1681
>Thanks for sticking with it for those who did, and I hope you like it!
http://pastebin.com/m70XN3hT
Leni and the Jetts
themaninthecouch
>updated
>new shit on line 91
http://pastebin.com/dHM42Hqr
Not out of love, but of control (wip) (NSFW)
hypnobob
>Last lines are at 796.
http://pastebin.com/HGuUTV0U
GangLouds, Chapter 2: Loud-mouthed punks
Lauvernie
>Livewire continued...New line 178
http://pastebin.com/4Z2MH5bh
Livewire (WIP)
truebleu
>Hey guys, I'm here to post 3 fics I did, just in time for Valentine's Day!
>I hope you guys like them, and thanks for reading if you do!
http://pastebin.com/HNX9DXxv
The Bathroom Stall Secret (POLLY LEWD)
http://pastebin.com/xyvPjgCx
Whori the Choco-holic (LORI LEWD)
http://pastebin.com/weHb8U3p
Lana's Perfect Valentine
AlchyHolic
>>7702933
>lotion
its something I guess
>>7702788
Lincoln's sad he doesn't have a Valentine's and the sisters want to cheer him up, one by one. Preferably lewd
>>7702933
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON YOUNG LADY
http://theloudhouse.tumblr.com/post/157238854429/happy-valentines-day-loud-crowd
>>7702967
Use what I had at my disposal
>>7702933
Did she jizz all over herself?
Happy valentine's day!
http://pastebin.com/LHUDXGap
>"Ronnie, please, come on!" She heard Lincoln yell behind her. The hallway was filled with whispers and murmurs as she sprinted past her peers.
>"What just happened?"
>"Was that Lincoln in there?"
>"Did Ronnie Anne just try to
>She knew how bad this looked. The school bully, crying and running away.
>Ronnie slammed her hands on the pushbar in front of her, the bright, sunny day a blur behind her tears.
>She ran for what felt like hours, knowing the way to her house. That didn't make it any less difficult.She stumbled over twice, her skin scraping against the cold concrete of the side walk.
>Yet she didn't stop.
>She finally arrived back home. Bruises and scrapes littered her body, yet she chose to barrel into the front door.
>"Woah! Ronnie?" Bobby called, barely dodging her sudden entrance and her continued sprint toward her room. It only took a second for her brother to realize something was wrong.
>She had been like this once before, afterall.
>"Ronnie, what's wrong?!" Was the last thing she heard before slamming the door.
>Through the bangs on the door, Bobby could clearly hear his sisters renewed sobbing, as she heard something thump against the door, and slowly slide downward.
>>7702148
/tlhg/'s favorite ship. Absolutely no overexposure and massive triggering towards boorufags
I wish I knew how to write endings
>>7703082
just write "THE END?" after everything and you got it
>>7703059
>/tlhg/'s favorite ship
Post CCs who hate other CCs and who they hate
>>7702148
shittiest ship.
based on one episode where Lincoln wanted to get rid of her, then autistic faggots who never shared bed with their siblings get delusional and call it otp.
>>7700747
>This gave me a boner
What is happening to me
>>7703151
hot dog hates dipper
>>7703122
>fairly odd parents
>>7701729
>Australian """""""""men"""""""""""
>>7703168
it was already a ship before the episode aired. In fact that episode was suppose to be the "lynncoln killer"
Which Louds play RPGs?
>tfw been at work 4 hours
>tfw everyone has been a total cock to me
>tfw at least I made $20 commission by selling a lady a protection plan for her PC
What's /tlhg/ been up to so far?
>>7703205
of course shipping will predate anything. but why did it become the most popular one out there? because of that specific episode.
>>7703229
Lincoln and Lucy but Lincoln is more of a codkiddie
>>7703270
Finished the fourth draft of my suicide letter.
>Today's the day I get to be with Leni!
>>7703270
>working retail
I'm sorry
>>7702933
Wow what a slut
>>7703275
overexposure. lynncoln's killer was lynncoln itself, people constantly requested it and the general got fed up and moved on. That episode just made an already growing problem even worse
>>7703287
Tech support, actually. I get paid more if I sell products to people, and we're required to at least pitch to a customer or else we get in deep shit.
>>7703275
>two characters, boy and girl, interact and sleep in the same bed
What do you expect?
I mean, seriously, you're saying that as if it doesn't make sense but there are ships between character that never even interacted.
Really, I'm not sure what point you're trying to make. Are you just stating facts or saying that there's ilogic in someone shipping to characters that got so close?
>>7703294
>That episode just made an already growing problem even worse
Are u me anon?
'cause i think exactly the same
>>7703183
>the wild thornberrys
>>7703030
>Minutes passed, then and hour, and then hours.
>Ronnie Anne cried the time away. She'd stop, only to start up again with even a passing thought of what the days events had brought.
>"Why...?" She'd quietly whispered to herself. "Why that...big-chinned...noodle-y freak, and not me?!"
>In between her bouts of clarity where her sobs didn't drown out the outside world, she could hear Bobby arguing with Lori on the phone. No doubt he knew that somehow, Lincoln was involved in this.
>Ronnie lost track of time, before she even realized it, the sun had set. The house grew quiet. Now, alone with her thoughts, she stared at the darkened ceiling, despite her eyes burning.
>"Why did you think anything would go your way?"
>The still fan seemingly stared back at her.
>"You had no chance from the start."
>Ronnie fell silent, her minds swirling. Slowly, her heart raised out from her stomach. She didn't need Lincoln. She could get through this.
>Sure it sucked.
>And lonely.
>But she knew that came with the territory of being the alpha bully of the school. She could get through this.
>She was a Santiago! She could do anything!
>Despite all this buildup, it all came crashing down.
>She shut her eyes tightly.
>"I don't want to go back to that..." She choked out. "I can't help that I've gotten attached."
>Silence answered her. Fighting back the tears, she opened her eyes once more.
>"I want to keep talking with him. To keep hanging out with him. To text hi--"
>At that moment, she had an epiphany.
>She hadn't even checked her phone.
>Ronnie sat up in bed, allowing herself to eye her back pack on the floor next to her.
>And through the fabric of the front pocket, a pale blue light blinked on and off.
>It rarely ever did that, unless her family texted her.
>On very rare and cherished occasions, so did Lincoln.
>After a few seconds of consideration, Ronnie let out a sigh.
>"You're so weak..." She chastised herself, as she moved to retrieve her final hope.
>>7703308
Wow. What did you do before you got that job? Gas puppies for the ASPCA?
>>7703308
>Tech support
oh thats even worse
>>7703351
>gas
unf nice
>>7703329
>What do you expect?
plebs not to fall for shit that isn't even bait.
drawfriend was right, we CCs needed to stay away from the cancer that is these threads.
>>7703270
Can someone please make her areloas smaller?
>>7703351
Tech support. But I did fuckall a good 98% of the time because the boss was a twat and shut off the phones after people called in wanting refunds because he'd steal their money and never ship product.
>>7703374
I want to move to graveyard because apparently you take like 5 calls every 2 hours at BEST. We'll see tonight, I work until like 11 central.
>>7703390
>posts that cancer pic
CC or not I'd want you to stay out
>>7703390
t. Lucyfag
>>7703401
And not brown?
>>7703401
How about I reject your request, and give you the pierced version instead?
Unless there is an overwhelmingly massive need for them to be smaller.
So if your sister buys you a bottle of liquor for Valentine's day are you supposed to offer to hang out and drink it with her?
>>7703423
Areolas are fine, but why does she have the build of a man?
>>7703423
I would like them smaller too. I don't know if 2 votes counts as "overwhelming" but I'd still appreciate it.
>>7703443
Just look at those wide manly hips.
>>7703443
Dunno, where do you live where men look like that?
>>7703443
More like the build of a fucking bear. Her head is way too small and her arms are way too fat.
>>7702985
This wins
>>7703475
Apparently not Colorado, thank god.
How would your Valentine's date with your Loudfu go?
>Pick up Leni and take her to Jean Juan's French Mex buffet, where we talk for hours while stuffing our faces
>Take her on a surprise trip to the mall, where she drags me by the hand to every store for all the sales.
>Try on all sorts of crazy and cool outfits.
>Buy all the outfits she wants to buy.
>Take her ice skating at the mall's skating rink.
>When the mall closes, take her out of town and park the car, sitting on the hood and holding hands as we look at the night sky.
>Look into her beautiful eyes and give her a kiss.
>Fall asleep in each other's arms.
>>7703423
when will you lean that shopping a cartoon character's head on a normal sized body will yield weird looking results?
>>7702148
I'm convinced that lynncoln started out of desperation from /gfg/ refugees to have a /tlhg/ equivalent of pinecest. It just makes too much sense
>7703546
>guaranteed replies
>>7702788
Lucy trying to steal lincoln's cummies
(starts with stealing his used socks, then trying to extract the cummies while he sleeps)
>you will never take a blindingly cute, lonely fat girl out for a Valentine's Day date where everything can and does go wrong because of her weight
>it will never end with you guys going on a doomed bike ride where the bike comes apart and you both go careening out of control into a lake
>you will never emerge soaking wet and laughing your ass off before you grind against her massive body and pepper her with kisses
>>7703662
WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY LUAN BASTARD I GONNA KILL YOU
>>7703694
It's called ultraverse, don't be rude with him, that's his fetish.
>>7703706
Don't tell me what to do
>>7703518
>Pick up Luan
>She cracks a bunch of bad jokes
>Laugh nervously at each one of them before going quiet
>Soon enough the car becomes silent
>Arrive at our destinations, some Italian restaurant nearby
>Get our seats and menus
>Try to make some small talk about the food, only manage to stammer out a few "T-this sounds good" or "W-what do you think of th-the, uh, the t-tortellini?"
>Luan is visibly uncomfortable at this point, replies tersely and quickly
>Sit in silence for 20 minutes while the food gets here
>Eat in silence
>Eventually get the check
>Forget to tip because live in civilized nation, Luan visibly upset
>Begin visibly sweating
>"Sorry, h-here's your tip. Just forgot for a second haha"
>Server is extremely uncomfortable too at this point
>Go to the car
>"S-so want to catch a uh, a movie or something? I read that a new movie-"
>"Just take me home, please."
>Drive her back home, no sounds inside the car but the engine
>Luan quickly leaves the car without a word
>Drive around the corner and cry while verbally insulting myself for being such an autist
>>7703270
Just got home from my call center job about to start my at home date I picked up our classy meal of cheese steaks red wine and a black Forrest cake. Just waiting for my date to head back over she had to grab my gift she left it else where I already got her flowers and chocolates and the new Zelda game preordered.
>>7702148
Yep. Now that's really good shipping, don'tcha know.
>>7703741
>>7700489
Lenicoln is the purest one
>>7702148
>>7701729
Hey, it's Ultranerd, get him boys!
>>7703350
I apologize in advance for the joke picture.
>With a quick intake of air, she pulled the bag toward her and opened up the pocket.
>"Come on..." She quietly prayed. "Please...!"
>Turning the phone on, Ronnie's eyes widened and her jaw dropped.
>3 missed calls, and 12 text messages. All missed because of her phone being silenced during school.
>Despite the situation involved. She couldn't help but chuckle.
>"Oh lame-o...you're just like Bobby."
>She slid to unlock it, and clicked the calls first. All three of the missed calls left voice mails.
>"You better have a good...expla...nation..." Her moment of joy melted away.
>All three calls and voice messages were from Bobby.
>"O-...Okay...that's fine." Her stomach turned in knots. "That's totally fine."
>She closed the voicemail app and clicked on messages.
>"Maybe...maybe he has limited minutes? Big family and all..."
>7 from Bobby.
>2 from her Mom.
>2 from her Dad.
>The last one, sent just after school, was from Lincoln.
>Ronnie bit her lip as the tears filled her eyes once more.
>"He only sent one message. A single message..."
>She started from the top with Bobby.
>'Ronnie open up!'
>'Call me back at least!'
>'Ronnie please!'
>She checked her mother and father's messages.
>They were both about coming to talk to them. Saying they hate seeing her like that.
>"God..." She closed the messages, then scrolled her eyes to the final, unopened message.
>Lincoln's.
>She begged and prayed in her mind for this to be a message to prove that he even cared more than little bit.
>She hoped that he typed a long message, apologizing and begging for her to call him.
>But as she opened that final message, she shut her eyes tight, a pained groan escaping from her heart.
>He had barely sent a sentence. Ronnie Anne slammed the phone down on her bed.
>'R u ok?'
>Giggles won't give you her horse sized cock on Valentines Day.
>>7703822
Dubs confirm it
>>7703853
Look it's a kike In ya go Schlomo
>>7703518
Chloroform and puns!
>>7703819
>JUST meme
>2017
>>7703857
Geeze Lincoln is an asshole
>>7703741
damn bro
>>7703942
>Luan Loud
>2017
Damn Son
>>7703857
WHERE ARE YOU GOING WITH THIS
>>7703975
>Luan Loud
>Always
>>7703998
Ronnie getting cucked, I'm guessing?
>>7704000
You have a good taste anon
>>7704028
That picture freaked me out a little, since he looks just like a friend of mine here.
>>7703837
>have ability to travel through time
>use it to cuck yourself
typical lynn
>>7703518
>Pick Leni up
>Take her to a local restaurant that serves picanha (Try that shit some day, it's delicious)
>Talk on for hours without breaking eye contact
>Walk her through the mall and let her pick out clothes she likes and buy them for her
>Tell her she looks beautiful with the clothes she tries on
>Take her to see a late night movie at the mall's cinema afterwards.
>Hold my arm around her, caressing her as she lays her head on my shoulder
>Occasionally kiss her softly on her gentle head
>Once the movie ends, head to my place
>Lay in bed for the rest of the night staring deeply into her eyes as I caress her face and hair
>Embrace her body as I wrap my arms around her
>Whisper how much I love her as her eyes light up
>Never ever gonna happen
>playing Crazy Taxi, having fun
>Out of nowhere feel like a fucking loser
>I stop picking up fares and just drive
Has this ever happened to anyone else?
You're doing something you enjoy/having fun then it just hits you,
you're a big loser.
>>7701414
Holy shit I remember that greentext! It was one I asked you to make! Goddamn it Alchy you're the best.
>>7704074
More than I care to admit.
>>7703857
>>7704074
>Playing any multiplayer game
>No friends to play so I always play with strangers
>"Oh, anon, that's so sweet of you to ask me out on Valentines day! I would totally go out with you dude, but Chad already invited me out on a date."
>>7701415
>Listening To
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Il0dMOLctdw
Mashup of Sonic Spinball's Toxic Caves theme and MC Hammer's 'U Can't Touch This'
YES
>>7704203
Who's Chad? Is he someone you actually know or is it that methhead you promised to blow cause he gave you concert tickets?
Would you help Lisa "spread the love"?
>>7704233
>"Oh, Chad? Just this super hot metalhead dude who drives and has a job... do you drive and have a job, anon?"
Someone says...
Shad?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeJ0g_mu_yE
>>7704074
I tend to make the most progress in games when I have an existential crisis in the middle of playing them and start talking to myself
>>7703857
http://pastebin.com/CsiTeSAJ
Hope people are liking it! Gonna update some other stuff now.
>>7703837
I know the girl on the left is Lynn, but who's the other one?
>>7704272
Alright, now I know you're full of shit. Screw you, I'm gonna go ask Leni instead.
>Minutes later, anon walks by hand-in-hand with Leni, he flips her the bird before leaving
>Once the two are gone, Luna breaks down and starts crying
>>7704408
>Not asking Leni in the first place
>Actually asking Luna
Why ever?
>>7704272
not only do I drive, and have a job, I have a fake ID and tattoos. Does chad have that?
>>7702218
this this holy shit this
>>7704444
checked
>>7704255
Not really a fan of Lisa, but that's neat.
>>7704408
>"I didn't think so. Have fun explaining what hearts are to that retard."
>>7704444
Checked, Leni should always be first choice.
>>7704494
And you have fun with your fictional boyfriend.
>>7704494
>Has biggest heart out of anyone in the family
>Struggling to comprehend hearts or loving someone
Unlikely
>>7701806
Sad. Geen. kaotsuu. Ballio.
>>7704444
Quads of truth, Leni is always best choice.
>>7704399
future Lynn
>>7704255
But why?!
>>7704494
>making fun of the mentally impaired
gee, I wonder why you don't have a boyfriend Luna
>>7704520
Bruh are you really arguing with a fictional girl about her Valentines day date?
>>7704368
Nice.
>>7704255
I fucking love you
Lisa is cute... CUTE
>>7704558
butt why*
>>7704568
Why not? I'm bored as shit and got nothing better to do.
>>7704255
Speaking of butts, i hope yours never gets in danger Phee.
do you think she shitposts on /mu/?
>>7704632
No. I love her but she has radio tier dadrock pleb taste.
>>7704632
Oh boy, I wonder if "muh music references dude xd" likes shitposting.
Its so freaking cuuteee!!!
>>7704658
>more Jumpjump cocksucking
>>7704527
Ballio's not even a cc, just a discord admin/mod
>>7704494
Can someone make this gif faster?
>>7704658
t. Lupa?
>>7704658
Is that a talking fart cloud?
>>7704697
and lucy's hair is made of cement.
fucking retard
>>7704468
why....why is this only a mock-up?
>>7700489
Pic Related
>>7704836
That guy satisfied my Luaggie needs.
>>7704904
Not mine. He never drew proper porn of Maggie fucking Luan silly
>>7704836
why does Luan poisons any ship she's in?
many anons dissaprove of Luaggie not because of Maggie but for her unlikely companion.
>>7704962
You've got that completely backwards, Geen. Maggie is just another "qt" that ruins anything she touches
>>7704962
Because you hate laughter.
>>7704962
>Luan with Lincoln: Luan's a fucking psycho
>Luan with Maggie: Luan abuses her with horrible jokes and constant teasting
>Luan with Luna: ???
>Luan with Lynn: ???
>>7704987
>she had lines and a name
>third act of the episode takes place in her house
>"she's just a background character"
you're so wrong
>>7705034
>Luan with Lynn
????????
>>7705098
I'm not making it up. Four fics, I think.
>>7704873
Pretty.
>>7705149
This is honestly the first time I hear about this ship in 10 months
>>7705044
you're fake news
>>7705149
How the fuck does this even work?
>>7705204
Lynn slaps Luans face with her pool noodle.
>>7705149
is it just four fics of Luan making puns and laughing everytime Lynn mentions balls?
>>7705223
Yes.
I just want a fic of Lisa turning Lynn into a futa and set her loose on the other sisters (and possibly Lincoln and Rita), is that too much to ask?
>>7705259
Depends on how long you want the fic to be.
>>7705223
>Airing Out the Laundry
http://pastebin.com/WbHcKQpE
>Stretching Out
http://pastebin.com/TMpxfSgM
>In N Out
http://pastebin.com/neZAQnhv
>A Funny Feeling Between Sisters
http://pastebin.com/CcsKdQUp
>Lynn/Luan
http://pastebin.com/Aq1k9rhj
SB just drew this for me. How nice.
>>7704368
I hope you get back to this
>>7705259
I second this. Someone write it
>>7705303
>my professional suck up drew this for me to prove his slavish devotion to me
And now it's gone from cute to pathetic.
>>7705303
Nice
>>7705303
Don't be a fag, return the favor. Then share it with us.
>>7705303
Not like it's the first time he's drawn you shit in private.
>>7705361
I absolutely wanna return the favor. I'm an artist, I feel guilty if I don't draw something in return.
>>7705398
So I guess you're going to draw lots of ass?
>>7705361
>>7705368
>>7705345
You know if we ignore them and not give them (yous) they'll go away, right?
>>7705300
that's fantastic
>>7705431
"Them" as in?
>>7705398
I love this kind of mentality because motivate the others artists to do more content :)
>>7705398
Sometimes you're okay, Ultrahand.
>>7705300
That first one actually doesn't include Luan/Lynn interaction, though I appreciate you thinking of it!
>>7705453
You know..."them".
>>7705467
Oh, I had it labeled as (Luan x Sisters) so I just assumed.
>>7705398
Don't draw fat shit for once you fucking mongloid
Longest TLH fic ever?
>>7705414
It's the easiest way to keep his pet nog happy.
>>7705471
God, I hate Lupa so much.
>>7705492
Hey hey hey, depends on what he wants, I draw what people want. He wants Lynn jerking Lincoln off and gettin spooge on her face, so that's what I'll do.
>>7705538
So do I, pal. So do I.
>>7705557
Oh yeah, I forgot SB99 was a Lynnfag.
>>7705307
Updating this twice in two days is a record for me.
>it's a lynn fractures her futa cock and spends the entire episode pissing blood while claiming she's having her period episode
>>7705613
>futa
She's trans.
>>7705557
Not is the kind of works that i like but... i'm curious about the final work
>>7705480
The Americans?
>>7705508
Maybe Velvet fist?
>>7705613
I fucking hate Futanari.
>>7705643
Shemale > Futa
>>7705623
Yeah we'll have to see how it goes, I ain't never drawn spooge on someone's face before, I'll have to use... references.
>>7705643
Why would you even watch that episode then?
>>7705613
>Written By: Kevin Sullivan
>>7704527
Sad and Kaotsuu are fucking annoying.
>>7705668
>Lincoln's tuft
really?
>>7705668
Well, references always help you. Not is the same but, when i want to draw some BG i usually uses references
Whatever, good luck with the project.
>>7705715
Lincoln's head gets kinda fucky from some angles, I need to start taking screencaps to make a reference for a complete turnaround of his nugget.
>>7705749
Hey Ultra, how did you spend your Valentines Day?
>>7705749
That's the thing, his tuft and loose hairs always stay in place no matter how his head is turned, they're like Mickey Mouse's ears.
>>7705749
Which makes me realize that this was never updated.
>>7705708
How's kaotsuu annoying
>>7705508
Velvet fist.
>>7705766
Masturbating for SB99, evidently.
>>7705779
>>7705637
more like longest time waiting for next update
>>7705300
Huh you think there'd be more fan art of the two.
>>7705792
That's the dream isn't it?
>>7705807
What is Lincoln Louder?
>inb4 b-but it's finished!!!!
>>7705766
Well if you wanna know, I spent it at work doing menial tasks, then I got bored and watched Red Letter Media's old Half in the Bag videos for like two hours. Then I came home and realized one of my two dogs didn't come back from the vet. Something about an auto-immune issue and he's got almost no red blood cells left, he's probably gonna die sometime tonight. I'm used to bad shit happening to our pets outta nowhere so I'm numb to it. My mother's the animal lover though, so I hope she doesn't cry too much when he very likely croaks. Oh well, shit happens.
>>7705822
Why the hell couldn't people focus on Liby instead? At least she was cute and not really shitty looking.
>>7705809
I think most of it's gay genderbend stuff.
>>7701806
I don't really have a problem with any other writefag I'm pretty chillaxe, I don't think any of them have a problem with me. If they do it's cool they probably have a good reason I can Ben a dick at times.
>>7705779
>>7705508
Ayy, I'm glad that you guys like it and are thinking about my fic!
>>7705807
I promise to have an update soon!
>>7705854
Sorry on my phone can be not Ben fucking auto correct.
>>7705828
What, for you or for him?
>>7705835
I can't even believe it took him that long to add that limp dick of an ending. He should have added that months back.
>>7705848
Lacy had Lynncolnfags and the ride not only being first but being created during an active age.
Lupa has Jumpjumpfags, the Lucyfag content creators, and the edgyfags that keep making her into a skank smoker punk.
As much as I like Liby, and I understand this is all trivial, she didn't stand a chance.
>>7705898
I don't know I'm sorry, Anon.
I just need to get my mind off today.
>>7705848
Maybe because she gives those Lincy vibes to the people?
>>7705858
I appreciate you stepping in, anon, and I will be doing some work on it soon, hopefully. At the moment though I'm dealing with a bit of personal business, and I've got a boatload of requests to take into consideration as well.
Rest assured, though, it's not dead!
>>7704658
>>7704726
>>7705930
Don't worry, sounds like you had a rough one, it happens. It was a dumb joke anyway. Just focus on chilling and doing your gift for your kouhai.
>>7705749
Lincoln's tuft is always depicted to his left just like Lola's tuft but Lincoln's head side frames are better than Lola's, hers is really cheap but her tuft is actually part of her hair instead of Lincoln's just being a separate part.
you just drew his tuft as if it was a flat thing or a horn that sticks out of his head, either draw it like Lola's or don't do it.
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>>7706038
Oh god, no I'm not ultrahand, I'm so sorry.
Fuck Anon, I'm that was such a stupid thing, I'm sorry.
>>7705858
You're not wright
>>7706067
I mean, I sort of care how the show does it but not really, since I like the challenge of not "cheating" anything drawing the characters if I can help it.
>mfw Luna likes Disturbed covers over the originals
>>7706334
>Luna has shit taste
whoa
who would have guessed
>>7705842
Keep us updated on the dog.