/scaly/ - Scaly General #184
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
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Today's featured image is a snake using her pantyhose-clad body to stimulate.
Topic of the thread: Do you dream of scalies?
>TotT
No, but I wish I did.
>>7699572
>tott
From time to time. I should learn to lucid
>>7699572
i had a dream i was a mizutsune, it was weird but also great because i dont dream often.
i blame you /scaly/, why must you toy with my heart?
>TotT
Occasionally I'll dream about being a dragon, or having a pet monster.
Fuck Valentine's Day, its not like I've ever had anyone, even friends anyways
So what is /scaly/ up to today? Any big plans?
>>7699966
I got some work related shit done.
Just chilling and chatting with friends, gonna play vidya later.
That's a nice gif
>>7699966
Mostly just finishing an essay and sitting in my room.
are pangolins /scaly/?
>>7699966
>the girl you like
>That alligator
WORTH IT
>>7699966
Checking those mad digits
>>7700060
>Pangolins have large, protective keratin scales covering their skin; they are the only known mammals with this adaptation.
Yes, apparently.
>>7700121
Why are chubby crocogator gals so perfect?
I want to be a Tama!
>>7700180
I want you to be a tama too
because I want to fuck a tama
>>7700168
Part of it's the hips
The rest of it's the hard backside, soft front side.
I want to kiss that stomach.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMG
>>7700193
>>7700121
>>7700227
I certainly don't need it thicker. That's about as far as I go.
>>7699572
Imagine having a sentient girlfriend snek!
>>7700245
Thanks, Anon.
>>7700286
Of course!
>>7700286
>>7700193
You have very good taste anon.
Florida gator uprising when?
>>7700253
>ywn wear her like a literal boa (constrictor) around your neck while she playfully licks your face
>>7700346
Ooh, I haven't seen that before!
I'd totally date one if it didn't feel like ripping my arms off.
>>7700405
>sefeiren
Did anyone ever end up downloading that pirate?
>>7700253
But can my snek girlfriend give birth? I want her to have some good hips!
>>7700420
I dunno. Never tried to.
>>7700405
I'd risk it. You're more likely to be death-rolled than ripped apart though.
>>7700648
A kissu 4 waifu
Just end my life, pham
>>7700651
Now this is fucking perfect
>>7700734
Gotcha senpai
>>7700749
Huh I had no idea these dumb filters existed even in /trash/
I wonder how long they'll last
>>7700736
I just want to sleep with one on Valentine's and have her dream human dreams of me
>"Family comin' to visit this weekend, anon. Bring your appetite because there's always a lot of food to go around at these dinners."
Last one, choose a fav
>>7700835
I hate this artstyle
>>7700648
It'd be worth it to bury my face in that bush
>>7700845
Aw well. I hope you like this gator at least.
>>7700439
>But can my snek girlfriend give birth? I want her to have some good hips!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pn6y6GXQELo
>Nnnng...
>A-ahh...! I-I'm laying your eggs anon-kun, but they're soo big...ahhnn...could you help out?
>>7700949
>tfw you aren't the only to like the bush
Thank you anon, I needed this. Would sleep 69 position as a pillow.
Yo my name is Kaylee and I like to drink Baileys and post scalies. I do it daily and I do it gaily. Nothing else rhymes with scaly!
>>7701256
You're damned right I'd sleep like that. Bury my nose in it and everything. Either shave everything or not at all, I don't need burns along the side of my face.
That, and a bush really seals in the FLAVOR.
>>7702186
>deathclaw
What have I done to deserve this perfection?
>>7701633
What, do you not know how to play the ukelele?
I tried to figure out how to use the Celtic word ceilidh(/ˈkeJli/; rhymes with scaly), but it came off as snobby.
>>7700648
>>7700651
>>7700835
>>7700841
Caimon is the best.
>>7702355
I would love her but the bush just seems so out of place.
I mean, does she just have a patch of regular skin there that grows pubes or what?
I just can't.
>>7702503
She's a monster, anon.
Her biology is loaded with question marks.
Happy Valentines day! Do you have a scalie valentine in mind?
>>7699966
Immense amounts of alcohol
>>7699728
You forgot the other page nigger
>>7702186
>tfw playing Fallout 4 now
>put Mama's Deathclaw egg back in the nest
Also thank you ever so much for drawing this anon, she's lovely, and so are you for thinking about us. Happy Valentine's Day, drawfriend.
>>7702826
Adine or Venti, but also Deathclaws
>>7704978
What makes you think I drew it?
>Perform incredibly well in the For Honor beta.
>Exactly average upon release.
This hurts my soul.
>>7701256
>>7705228
You know what the best part about scalies is?
The males actually do have a boipussi.
>>7705228
Forgot the 1st panel
>>7705158
>was kinda interested in the game when people started making videos
>"Oh neat it's on Steam!"
>60 bucks
>this game requires Ubisoft Uplay
Naw man
>>7705075
O-oh
whoops
>>7705228
thats real cute
I should be writing.
Not my idea, original was a horse.
>more Slack-Wyrm
> even more Slack-Wyrm
>>7707037
ha, misclick
>>7707044
>spam in tin cans
Oh shit MHXX demo dropped
>>7707644
I honestly have zero interest.
Just really burnt out on the series as a whole.
>>7707758
Barroth in this demo seems to like transitioning so fucking often it's not even funny. Brave and Alchemy styles will lose their novelty factor eventually, I guess. But fucking hell the former is really strong with GS.
>>7701256
How can human and a Snek can make babies?
>>7707758
The very thought of me going from all my broken end-game relics in 4U to starting from scratch is enough to make not even pirate it.
>>7708695
The only thing that could get me back into monster hunter is if its on consoles
>>7709542
Don't worry anon, we'll get Stories G on the Switch!
Reminder that furries/scalies (same thing) are pathetic degenerate faggots. You're stupidity and retardedness is unmatched by any other community, congratulations you fucking retarded cunts.
>>7708034
By committing the most pure, beastial love - holding her tail-tip with your [lewd]hand[/2lewd]
Wth is the difference between this and /awswg/?
>>7710800
they're strictly limited to the game, we're not.
>>7710476
But how will my Snek wife's parents will think of me? Her dad is expecting me to be some sort of big fang lizard men!
>>7699572
Always, constantly. Mostly extremely lucid. It hurts.
>>7699966
Just had a chill night watching anime with the bf. Nothing big.
>>7699966
Worked. Visited friends. Got drunk. Went home way to late. Good night.
It's disgusting and pathetic that you faggots probably try and fuck real animals. Fuck off, and become normal, rational human beings for once in your lives you sad faggots. Wow.
>>7712194
>Page 10
No.
>>7705158
The beta carried your mmr to the actual game. You are probably still getting matched up with beta players who did really well too, instead of getting matched with people who just started. Just keep at it man, fighting other good players is the way to keep getting better.
>>7712940
I think my mmr dropped because I started destroying people again. Winrate is slowly climbing back up, but there's no challenge.
Also I didn't get my beta winner outline, I should contact support about that.
>>7712990
Interesting. Mine definitely carried. I just fought the best warden I ever met yesterday. Those fights were godtier. I main raider, and the parries, feints, and guard techs both ways were so real. Our fights lasted like five minutes at a time. He was also the first rando to parry my unblockable. I've been the only person I've played with to do that until then.
Good people are out there, you will get to them eventually.
>>7712829
Good. Lord.
>>7713025
>Get rammed into a wall by a raider.
>Blind parry their unblockable.
A great feeling.
>>7712829
Jaggi is a cakeboy!
>>7713067
Definitely.
I made an orochi ragequit after I parried his storm rush twice. It was his fault though. He kept just choosing to do them from neutral ground where I had time to react.
I cant wait for some pro Lawbringers to crop up. The raider vs lawbringer fights are going to be hype as hell.
>>7713210
The salt in this game is divine.
>When someone's kicking your ass but disconnects after one environmental kill.
>When you throw someone off a cliff and they complain so you keep throwing them into hazards the rest of the match.
>When someone says to stop spamming techs when they're spamming guard breaks.
Unf.
>>7713831
Not that anon but, whenever I play online games I get extremely salty unless I'm playing specifically just to fuck with people, like joke invasions in dark souls, or picking joke characters in fightan games.
I would personally find myself getting too salty playing For Honor, regardless of what happens, which is why I won't play it after the beta. That and the microtransactions, input delay on xbone and the fact that it's made by ubisoft.
Have another Jaggi
Can someone tell me the source for this?
>>7714164
I think it's from a really good drawfag that lurks these threads on occasion.
He was working on a comic or something and I can't remember his name. Fuck.
>>7714156
I know how you feel. I used to get upset at PvP until I just kinda mellowed out. Not sure how to explain it.
Of course occasionally I'll get angry, but it's usually due to external circumstances.
>>7714164
>>7714216
60PercentScalie
>>7714216
I don't know but here's a color version of Luna. He reads my stuff on voat, that much I do know.
so is this /fhg/ now
>>7714156
Shame about the censorship, but holy fuck. More please.
>>7714367
We could rename it /NoFunAllowedGeneral/ if it pleases you more.
Again, a new game just came out yesterday. Expect people to mention it now and again. It will die down in a few days. We are 184 counted threads deep. If we stick to "lizards are hot" things gets pretty boring pretty quick.
Would you rather the retarded subjective arguments of "tits vs flat" that were rampant like 70 threads ago?
>>7714372
>>7714449
anon pls
no need to throw a fit
i didn't either
>>7714451
This picture induces a distant and strange sadness in me.
I believe it's called
>tfw no lizardf
>>7714534
>>7714451
delet this
Page 8 already?
Cuteanon drew a fantastic kobold recently.
>>7715180
Wednesday is just slow, I guess. Maybe I can try to get some discussion going.
What's all your opinion on RP (lewd or otherwise)? Do you think it's fun, or too weird for you to do?
I never really saw the appeal, but sort of stumbled into it while drunk on Omegle recently. It turned out way for fun (and hawt) than I thought it'd be, and something I'd want to try again sometime. Thus my decent into internet degeneracy continues.
>>7715511
>What's all your opinion on RP (lewd or otherwise)? Do you think it's fun, or too weird for you to do?
Depends on the context.
Do you mean roleplaying in games? I roleplay all the time in games, especially games like Dark Souls or more traditional rpgs.
Roleplaying in Dungeons in Dragons, as in being "in character" that's fine too, if everyone else also doing it.
I think RP is fine, the only thing that makes it degenerate is the subject matter.
>>7715511
I used to RP a lot, lewd or not. There's just something really enjoyable about immersing yourself in an environment only limited by your imagination, where you can be anything and go on any adventure you want.
I don't do it anymore, partially because I don't seek it out anymore. I realized about... 2 years ago? That my own imagination works best on its own. Maybe I'm autistic or narcissistic or something, but things always play out much better in my head when I'm the only one participating.
I'm not opposed to it or anything, but I've accepted that I'll never see eye to eye with other players and as such never set myself up the disappointment anymore.
I still play tabletop games, but I put more and more emphasis on mechanics than immersion because most of the time I can't get immersed with the players and DM I'm with.
>>7715592
The last time I played DnD, I would have really appreciated a DM that focused more on mechanics instead of "immersion" because in that case, it was really just a glorified power fantasy wank with the DM and his buddy having their own furry OC mary sues and having he campaign just be entered around them and their edgy fantasies.
>>7715511
I pretty much RP in vidya like this guy >>7715549 if the game allows it (fuck self-inserting). I've tried (E)RP with other people but it just isn't for me. I get weirded out at myself after it's finished and I'm honestly not that good either.
Though I'll always RP my parties to myself in Etrian Odyssey, daydreaming about that is too fun while I dungeon crawl.
>>7715511
Checked and I guess I'm apathetic toward it. I just don't care anymore, I used to do it a fair amount but these days? No.
>>7715592
>Maybe I'm autistic or narcissistic or something, but things always play out much better in my head when I'm the only one participating.
I have the exact same problem, most of the time the "participation" I get is a fraction of what I put into it. I make this big, comprehensive post, and I get a few broken sentences in response.
It's frustrating and annoying and the primary reason why I decided to pursue writing out my stories by myself.
>>7715676
>I've tried (E)RP with other people but it just isn't for me. I get weirded out at myself after it's finished and I'm honestly not that good either.
I used to ERP when I was a teenager. it was incredibly autistic and mostly why I stopped.
>Though I'll always RP my parties to myself in Etrian Odyssey, daydreaming about that is too fun while I dungeon crawl.
Yeah, the type of RP varies on the game but in Souls RP, I'll make a character based on a theme (Intelligence build but no offensive spells, greatswords only, NPC cosplay, etc). I recently played Demon's Souls and at the end of the game, you have to make a decision and my choice depends on my character, what I would personally do doesn't matter because that doesnt make any sense.
>>7715677
I wouldn't say that's a problem but really just being realistic. I'm the exact same way as well, roleplaying with others is just pain in the ass and one party often does not put in the same effort as the other.
>>7715677
With me it's never about my partner(s) being too shit, it's always about me having unreasonably high standards and being picky about what I think is fun.
At least I just accept it and happily retreat into myself, I've known a few people who think just like me and blame it on everyone else being shit.
>>7715511
It feels weird to do sex RPs, but I often do vore stuff over RP, even/especially the weirder ones like tail and cock vore.
It's easier than writing a full story, though not as rewarding to look back on.
>Want to a play game with friends.
>A mix of shoddy netcode and dorm internet doesn't allow me to have fun.
Delete.
>>7716031
How do VPNs work, that could help.
There are so many connection issues and they make me a little too emotional.
I feel like a crack whore being led around by a pipe on a string.
>>7715803
It's a problem when I want to get something done and want to hash out a story a bit through roleplaying. There have been times where I've had success, but more often than not it ends in frustration.
My latest story came about exactly like that, it was originally something to push forward the RP because my partner was being whiny.
>>7715871
I don't really have high standards, I'll work with anyone for the most part, but when all is said and done I look back at my posts versus their posts (and ideas, holy shit) and I see this trainwreck.
I could have saved so much time if I had just gone with my original ideas in the first place. In my current project it went from me reforming the characters slightly, (superficial aspects, etc) to rewriting them entirely, then on to making a short story for the purposes of progressing the RP, and finally to just going back and gutting it all and more or less writing it all over again.
Just a shit sandwich, anon. At least I'm getting good feedback now that I've opened it up to the public a bit.
>>7716194
Stay strong, friend. Solitude is underrated.
>>7716309
I'm open to collaboration but... eh, if it gets results I'll do it on my own.
I do a lot of stuff on my own, so maybe you're right.
>>7716474
Oh, wrong picture. This is the one I wanted.
>>7714449
Tits!
>>7716650
Flat, tits, futa, male... I just want a scalie lover.
>>7716681
Don't we all.
>>7716989
is there a full pic of that?
Anyone know of any other games or VN's like Angels with Scaly Wings that pander to my desire to love a dragon?
>>7717742
No, unfortunately, and I only found this when I searched for lewds, anything else (which were few) was pretty bad.
>>7717782
Nothing approaching this level of character depth or quality. Honestly, not one comes to mind at all
>>7717792
>>7717792
That's actually pretty hot.
>>7717884
What a shame then. The only other thing I could think of is small examples like marrying an argonian in skyrim. Little things like that
>>7717792
I need more scalies mid-orgasm.
>>7718501
>>7718483
>marrying an argonian in skyrim
Its not even that their being an Argonian doesn't matter, it doesnt who you marry, it changes nothing other than where the NPC may live and a line of dialogue or two
>>7718483
After decades of trying to find exactly those little things for lack of anything better I'm honestly just glad we finally got this one. And that it was this good
>>7717782
Rune Factory 4's Lady Ventuswill?
She'll give you just as strong a feel as awsw, more even
>>7718501
>>7718546
>>7718575
>>7718607
Kindle really gets around
>>7718656
yup
>>7718607
>>7718742
>>7718752
>>7718759
Thats about it for the dump, for now, got shit to do. Anyone else feel free to add. Scalies mid orgasm is my fetish.
>>7718792
>>7718792
I agree
Half of why they are so great is when they have a good O-face, the expression adds a lot
>>7718920
>You will never be a furry lizard thing being molested by an army of ghost hands.
>>7719013
>ywn be that human in that exact same situation
Feelsbadlizard
>>7719111
>You will never molest a furry lizard thing
it hurts
>>7718541
That's really cute yeah that's the stuff I am talking about :3 Will check that out
>>7718920
Is it weird that that pic is my fetish, spot on? It is such that I try to avoid it because it instantly gets me in the mood if I get a good look at it.
>>7719013
>This will NEVER be you
>>7719608
Not at all, it's in my top 3 as well.
Are you referring to molesting or being a molestee?
For me it's the latter.
>>7719735
Both desu
But slightly leaning molester
Man, what a terribly shady word. There must be a better way to say it.
>>7719884
Aggressor or initiator?
>You will never molest a willing stronk Lizard mid train-ride
>>7719884
I've come to enjoy the word.
"Molest"
It sounds so silly to me, but the more I think of it the more it means forced belly rubs and gropes and someone pushing me back onto the couch so they can play with my junk while assuring me I'm a good boy
>>7719906
Power bottom?
Subby Top?
Initiator seems fine
>>7719966
Well, when you put it like that, i cant help but agree with you. Getting to molest a stronk scaly stud is number 1 fetish for me
>>7719966
I prefer, fondle or tease desu
You can't "molest" someone's stomach or nipples, but you can fondle them, or tease his asshole.
>>7720150
I thought molest was just a catch all term for all of the above, but your terms are more specific I suppose.
>>7720188
When you put it that way, it does make sense though.
On a somewhat related topic
Massages + happy endings are nice though.
I'm bored and might write a short story about that since we both seem to be into it.
>>7714372
>>7714449
Tits vs. Flat has been a thing since the general's inception.
>>7720276
Make that three of us and please do
>>7720376
>>7720188
I'll see what I can whip up.
Any preferences? Slit? Balls? Focus on the actions itself or what's running through the Lizard's head? (pun intended)
It's gonna be from the point of view of the masseuse and the scaly in question is roughly human sized.
gonna use pic related as a rough reference, feel free to give me others though.
>>7720793
>Focus on the actions itself or what's running through the Lizard's head?
At least some of both, I think
>>7720793
Personally, I'd like balls but i would take slit.
As for actions vs thought, i think both should have a little bit of presence.
>>7720894
>>7721616
I can work with that.
I could even do something like pic related if that's not out of the question.
Also yeah I'll have narrative from both perspectives like >>7721116 said.
>>7721738
Pic would be perfectly fine, assuming the others are okay with it as well.
>>7721738
I'm not particularly into hemipenises on anthro body types, mostly just because it triggers my "realism autism" gene
Your pic is a pretty good example for a slit though and I would open to seeing how you would handle it. Its like a mix of balls and slit and is more believable
Shy naga!
>>7721738
>the strings of slime connecting the penises
HNNNGGG I just wanna taste and smell it
>>7722235
Precum honestly tastes pretty good. Semen can vary dramatically, but pre is usually kinda sweet.
>>7722291
I wasn't talking about the pre, (but you're right it does taste good) I was talking about the strings of slit juice connecting the hemipenes, I just imagine the cocks get so musky, trapped in such a warm wet place for long periods of time.
The thought makes me fucking leak
>>7722149
>that greentext story based off this pic
>>7722291
God I wish I had more pre. I barely get any, and when I do its only from prostate stimulation from taking a shit.
I can never get it to come out when I'm doing sexy stuff.
>>7722326
I just assumed it was pre that began leaking out before he was fully erect so it sort-of got stuck in the slit.
>>7722364
Have you tried edging? You don't even have to do it for a long time, just kinda back off part-way through jacking off, right as you're getting close. Once or twice is usually enough.
>>7722457
I swear I try to do it, but I can never get it right. Is there a guide or something somewhere? Literally everything is "Lol just don't cum" but I need a little more detail.
>>7722492
Just, y'know that short few seconds when you can feel that you're about to cum? Stop. Full stop right at that moment. Give it five minutes for that feeling to get shaken off, then start going again by gripping at the base and stroking up to the tip.
>>7722492
Like say, there is a point where you're about to cum and you just keep doing what you're doing. When you feel it building up, just stop what you're doing. It might feel unsatisfying in the moment but its worth it in the longer run.
3 assholes
>>7722658
But why?
>>7722361
Gimme
>>7722684
Duh, get another dude with 3 penises and have at it.
>>7722658
>You ever wondered what it's like to be so constipated that you need 3 assholes?
>Well now you do.
Who's idea was this?
Who the fuck thought this was a good idea?
>>7722828
Reminds me of the girl with three vaginas. They were all between the same set of lips, though, so it was harder to notice.
>>7722869
>>7722658
Gee Bill
>>7722854
This is some high level autism
Is Scaly still active with that scaly wings game thread? Cause I should probably make more stuff if it isn't as active as it used to.
>>7722658
7 vagainas
>>7723653
Yes, if the threads cluttering the archive search is anything to go by.
>>7723675
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... Seven asses!
>>7723763
I present to you....
>>7723730
Don't be such a sourpuss, anon.
Hey /scaly/
/tg/ wants to have fun again
>>>/tg/51734047
They even have a kobold thread here
>>>/tg/51748923
>>7722361
seconding
Th... This is still mostly scaly, right?
>>7724470
I don't care I'd still put it in a full nelson while I fuck it.
>>7724358
>/tg/ is 10 years old
I miss /wst/ on /tg/, so many lewdfics and oc. And I hate that I never got to experience prime-years /tg/, in fact that whole thread fills me with a kind of emptiness.
Hey faggots, my mind is blown every time I see your collective autism. Furries, which is what you are, are literally the most autistic, degenerate collective known to man. You're all so pathetic. Stop being a sad, degenerate fuck tard and go actually do something for once in your life, other than fantasising about animals, you freaks.
>>7725768
You mean like learn how to draw? :3
>>7725953
You're an absolute fucking comedian, mate. Wow. You seriously are pathetic.
>>7724358
Man, /tg/ has changed, and it's not for the better. Used to be, anything that seemed fun, they'd put effort into. "/tg/ gets shit done," "/tg/ can't be trolled," all that stuff? It used to be true. /tg/ used to be able to take a troll thread and, in under a hundred posts, turn it into a discussion of foreign military policies, or the physics behind gravity, or the effects of exotic matter, or any number of other things. /tg/ used to take decent, or even half-decent, ideas and actually put them into practice to make anything from characters for existing systems, to homebrews, to entire new systems.
It was crazy. It was fun. But it's gone, now.
>>7726304
Maybe that still exists somewhere, even if we're not aware of it. The kind of people that are able to create such a place don't just vanish. Life takes people to crazy places and some of those places may be closer than we realize. It's easy to yearn for the past that has been lost but that doesn't mean that the future we want does not exist.
>>7726700
I think it's safer to say that that thread was about a bunch of the oldfags wanting old /tg/ back. There's still the newfags that think that the way /tg/ is now is how it always was to contend with.
Like the people that think Resident Evil 7 is a bad RE game because it's a survival horror game. They came in during RE 4, 5, and 6, think that that's how it always was, and the return to form is off-putting to them.
>>7699572
i had a vivid dream where i turned into a dragon recently. maybe i'll draw it.
>>7727833
t. Complete, hopeless faggot.
>>7724519
Is... is that a thing that people do...?
>>7727766
Stop reminding me of the good old days on tg anon, it hurts to remember and see what it has become
>>7727628
why is ornstein so mean?
So, who draws the best cloaca?
>>7728709
I still haven't played undertale, someone please explain the joke
>>7728785
You also haven't played Dragon Commander, it seems
>>7722658
That's awesome
This thread needs more kobolds, since the kobold thread is ded.
>>7729351
I don't have any kobolds on my phone, sadly.
Also Nessie is pretty mad again, may flood my house.
>page 7/8 in a single hours
Why so fast today, /trash/?
>>7730334
What's this image from?
>>7730334
Somebody must be spamming.
Or maybe they're all excited for the incoming 7x7.
>>7730354
From a translated snip of a Sanzo manga (sadly Japan only)
>>7730383
>>7730387
>>7730388
>>7730391
And that's all we got
>>7730500
Nevermind, I found the index linked from the OP: http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
>>7729351
Ye
>>7729351
>>7730388
>the moment they heard she's (the dragon) a girl their impressions turned a 180...
/tg/.txt
>>7730784
>ggez
Lmao
>>7731033
Cant wait!
Good news guys, the series is not ORGE
http://screenrant.com/shrek-movie-reboot-dreamworks/
Shrek 5 confirmed, let's hope for more Dragon.
>>7732071
I dont have a reaction that properly conveys my lack of surprise yet still lessing hope for the future
So here is a cute wyvern
>>7732116
Adine would want you to be optimistic, anon.
>>7732116
Adine is too pure for this world
Is there even a wyvern that can compete?
>>7732214
Auroth (Winter Wyvern) is pretty cute.
>>7732214
Thank you for confirming that Remy x Adine is canon.
>>7730780
Oh hey, that one in the lower left is pretty close to perfect for a race of scalies I have. Neat.
>>7732254
Kill yourself my man
>>7732214
Delet this
>>7732345
Do I look like my name is Remy?
>>7732434
I have no fucking idea what you guys are talking about but I laughed.
>>7732483
Angels with Scaly Wings, Remy is a character in that game.
If you fuck up his route badly enough things don't end well for him.
So I had a dream last night, where I almost had dream dragon sex. In my dream a dragon just straight up walks up to me and asks if I want to have have sex, naturally I responded yes. He became so happy, and then I woke up.
Probably for the best because for some reason I was just a head and had no body. If either of us realized this, it probably would have been heartbreaking.
Also before that as a head I managed to stuff six hotdogs into a dragons' cloaca.
>>7732847
I just said I didn't know what was going on but I laughed at something.
Why don't you go fuck yourself?
>>7732847
Don't be fucking rude.
>>7733078
>s-stop p-posting st-st-stuff :( :( :(
>"I was just laughing at something they posted."
>bwaaaa gweentext at you meanie!!! :(
>>>/reddit/
It has been 5 posts without image or discussion of scales. This is a trend unacceptable to continue.
>>7726304
This. Same with /k/.
>>7732789
kill yourself
>>7733678
I'd love to talk, but I don't have any scales worth posting.
>>7733810
What about this one?
>>7733876
gud
>>7733855
You could always take a gander at e621's "scalie" tag.
>>7733911
Bah, but those aren't good scales.
Then again, good scales need money, and I don't even know who to throw that money at.
>>7733925
So add "order:score" to your search. Usually gets you some good stuff.
>>7733719
>Same with /k/.
There are times when it's still good. I don't know about /tg/ because I have never and will never go there, but in /k/ I can see the old times. I mean that shotgun barrel up the ass was classic /k/ and the only way it could get *more* /k/ is if he was drunk on vodka and mistook it for a dragon dildo.
Also on that note have you noticed there's a *lot* of scalie gun owners?
>>7733952
How many tags does e6 allow? I gotta cut out lizard tits and such.
>>7734026
I think 6 if you're not logged in, dunno the limit if you are. Still, more than enough for me to do "scalie order:score rating:[s/q/e]" and then up to 3 things I do or don't want to see in an image.
>>7734084
Still 6 if you're logged in.
I don't get it either.
>>7734084
>hear that, get alarmed
>rush to oven
>it's empty
>where's my baby, kobold!
>she looks confused and concerned, doesn't answer
>have to go find baby
>see towels and blankets are missing from closet
>what
>search some more, suddenly
>wad of everything missing topped with a pot stuffed in a corner
>dig through, find baby
>vegetables everywhere
>the entire contents of the silverware drawer and every nut, bolt, screw, and washer squirreled away in a crockpot
>wait, we don't have aluminum cans...
>turn around, kobold maid looks sad
>"sorry master..."
>...
>"What are you sorry for?"
>"umm..."
>she has a sad but confused expression
>realize she's retarded like the rest of her species
>realize the terrible mistake
>have to hire a real maid
This is why kobolds are only good for sexual abuse and leveling up.
>>7734209
kobolds are not for sexual abuse
>>7734209
>kobolds
>no Int penalty
>no mental score penalties at all
>"retarded"
No moreso than any ordinary human, elf, or dwarf peasant.
>>7732789
I love this picture
Post Kobolds being sexually abused.
>>7734497
Just because they're cute doesn't mean they can't be raped.
>>7734528
>being this autistic
Way to ruin everything, but I'm sure that's quite normal for you.
>>7734710
>know a thing that ruins a joke
>ruin a joke for my own amusement
>"They're autistic."
At least you tried. I'd pat your head as condescendingly as possible if I was talking to you in person.
>>7734710
>Just because they're cute doesn't mean they can't be raped.
>they can't be raped.
where did I say they can't be raped, anon?
>Tfw no fat gator bf
>>7734853
>feels
not today
>>7734209
Wait, I don't get this greentext
Did she cook the baby or not? What's with the vegetables and silverware?
>>7734894
I wasn't pretending anything, I'm just bored enough that ruining a joke is funny to me.
But, hey, human personal bias being what it is, as far as you're concerned, you can't be wrong. So, I'll just fuck off back to writing the TTRPG encounter I was working on for tonight's game.
>>7734894
>shouldn't
anon
>>7734939
She failed at everything, she didn't feed the vegetables, she didn't cook the greentext, and she did what dumb vermin always do and hoarded anything shiny in the nest of shit she already made.
Really if you have a kobold infestation it's best to either shoo them away or deal with them, don't adopt. If you want to adopt choose a better scaly race.
>>7735131
>not scalies with hair
>>7735131
Agreed entirely, they're basically goblins with draconic features. Really it's like they're a mutation that should have died off but they breed so quickly and it's enough to offset their perpetual ham-handed fuckery that should have caused their extinction long ago.
>>7735145
No, kobolds are worse than a hairy dragon.
>>7735230
are you joking or did you really notice this now?
>>7733966
Yes, even outside the dragon dildo memes, there's quite a few
>>7735285
>did you really notice this now?
I've always thought this, it gave me great pleasure to experience killing such lowly beings.
Pic related is me, by the way.
>>7735323
I wonder if there's more scalies than furries.
Also wow! Sixth page, somebody should make a new thread!
>>7735370
I'm unsure on the ratio but alot of furries also browse k. I remember a few threads where there was a couple of them in fursuits for photos
>>7735145
>scalies with hair
Are you talking about reptiles with both fur and scales, or anthro OCs that inexplicably have perfect human hair?
Because while I would agree with the latter, the former is very interesting to me. There's nothing biologically stopping reptiles from having fur or hair, and people have theorized that alien or ancient environments could have bred furred reptiles.
In that light, fur-covered reptiles seem less unbelievable and more exotic, kind of like how recent theories about many smaller dinosaurs actually being feathered as opposed to clad entirely in scales.
>>7735400
Finding out is, sadly, impossible since the thread would get pruned ASAP. :(
Oh, speaking of photos of fursuits, there was that thread about weaponizing them not too long ago. That's pretty classic /k/ I think.
>>7734853
>ywn fuck his fat gut and then have him lay his big self on top of you, taking his time and leisurely fucking you in the ass slowly as he watches some fishing show, body completely hidden by him
>>7735466
I remember that but not the timeframe, it was recent tho. But yeah old k started dying when their memeguns either got too expensive/not as common and right after Sandy hook. Dark days were those
New thread in a sec
>>7724358
>>7725750
I... I saved the threadcap.
That's unusual. But there's something sage there that I should remember.