/HG/ Thread is dead edition
>>7698684
It's funny cause I actually do. My left ear has been fucked since late December
>>7698697
jesus
>>7698681
>>7698705
reeeeeeeeeee
where are my things?!
>>7698705
>>7698723
>>7698750
>>7698766
>>7698766
boom boom boom boom
>>7698778
>>7698802
>>7698814
wow anticlimactic
thanks for hosting!
>>7698814
Thanks for hosting.
>>7698814
*Tumbleweed*
>>7698831
>>7698838
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7698838
>thanks for hosting
>>7698838
Thanks.
>>7698838
Sorry for not being here until now. Thank you for hosting even if it's dead hours.
Have this nice +1
>>7698831
Thanks!
>>7698838
Ah, the layout is quite different. Good work hosting.
>>7698838
This game looks terrible. I can't even tell what half the characters are. Devs are getting really lazy nowadays, huh.
>>7698902
>kissu
>>7698902
You really think that from an enhanced version of a battle royale? Pointless fighting, yes, but quite entertaining when the pain is all real.
>>7698902
wat
>>7698838
Thanks for hosting.
>>7698929
post r34 of every ava
>>7698910
Why is it that no matter where I go, I've got freaks creeping on me? Listen buddy, keep those lips to yourself before I fry them.
>>7698925
Sounds like you're into some weird shit, lady. Enhanced? Can you look me in the eye and tell me that you can tell what the hell's going on there? I don't even think some of those characters are sentient creatures. It's like they just took a bunch of random nouns and crammed them in there for fun.
>>7698929
Did I stutter?
>>7698902
What?
>>7698983
That's lewd
>>7698994
Okay, I know for a fact I didn't stutter so either you've got a bad hearing problem or you're trying to piss me off.
>>7698983
>>7698991
I can give you my own conclusions, you.
>stares at the kitty with her dead pan eyes.
Believe it or not once you're in there your'e gonna feel it as if it was real. As for the second part it is for fun an giggles, that's the whole point of a killing game for whoever build this place. Weird, huh? I stoped caring a while ago.
>>7698983
>>7698983
Aww yiss. Motherfucking bitchin' tits
Smolgore
http://www.funnyjunk.com/channel/undertale/Undercomp+five/uqwfLhd/4#4
>Dabs into the thread
>>7699038
>inhales deeply
>>7699042
This kills the cirno
>>7698983
>>7699042
One of the reasons /HGA/ was not that bad was that you couldn`t post porn of avas.
Like hell if you want porn just google it faggot.
>>7699082
>cirno
>>7698983
My avatar isn't for lewds
>>7699087
>>7699042
Those are some bitchin' fuckin' tits
>>7699025
I did not hear you.
>>7699036
>Kokonoe raises an eyebrow as she's stared at, returning the gaze with an irritated stare of her own.
While I have to praise how far science has come in order to develop such a thing, that's still a retarded idea. This kind of technology could have been used to develop about a million more useful things. Like rockets. And weapons. Rocket weapons. I mean, who WANTS to feel pain?
...Don't answer that actually. I'd say it's about as weird as you are, lady.
>>7699101
fuck off cirno
>>7699101
fuck off Cirno
>>7699106
You can't be a true mad scientist without a few screw looses in your head, you know?
>[giggles in scientists]
While the setup behind the simulator is quite a waste without any other use than manslaugther, some locals enjoy the thrill of battle just like the ones watching, like gladiators fighting to entertain the caesar, and all that.
>her fingers beging tackatackatacka on a computer.
I don't care for the sim anyway, you shouldn't either.
Yes but how hung is Rin?
>>7699171
9 inches, but the faggot won`t post pic
>>7699169
>few screw looses
:^)
>>7699182
>g-go away ;_;
>>7699192
no deal
>>7699192
Let me sex you.
>>7699192
>why my tits are so big
>>7699105
That's too bad cus I hate repeating myself.
>>7699169
I'm not a "mad" scientist, I'm just a regular scientist... who just happens to like developing and manufacturing weapons. Anyway, I never said I was interested in this... ancient Rome simulator, so I don't know why you're lecturing me, lady. I don't even know you.
>>7699192
>sexes you
>>7699176
>9 inches
Yeah, no way.
>>7699222
I just cleared your doubts about this facility, cat lady. It's up to you to look into it further or disregard its existence. I'm Professor Kanno, Fumi Kanno. Researcher and summoner.
Peeenis
lmao get ignored fags.
Daily reminder that HG is dead
If the third post below me is a banepost. I'll host.
>>7699269
Cleared my doubts? All you did was let me know that anyone who participates is probably some kind of weird perv. I still have many, many doubts. Kanno... right. Professor Kokonoe, Sector Seven. I'm pretty sure I already explained what I do.
...Wait, summoner?
Les Bains
>>7699169
Madness and brilliance are often different sides of the same coin.
LET THE VOICE OF LOVE TAKE YOU HIGHER
Give me 24 big guys.
>>7699351
Perversion is not to be assumed. For those who are forced to fight elsewhere, this place makes for a highly suitable training ground.
>>7699390
Lord Beerus
>>7699390
Suz
Archenemy Reflecto >>7699390
>>7699390
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7699390
Sliver Queen
>>7699390
The Player
Mr. Own
>>7699390
>>7699390
Lain Iwakura
>>7699390
Mayu
>>7699390
Rin Hoshizora
>>7699390
Lambda-11
>>7699390
Lenny
>>7699351
Oh, you have more doubts? Well I don't think I can answer all of them but I can try. And yes, I'm a summoner, long story short I can materialize "copies" of mythological creatures, deities and heroes from the past.
>>7699390
Kanno's big tits.
>>7699390
Lycanroc
>>7699390
Sally
>>7699367
And I step in both sides every so often, your point?
>>7699390
Gabriel
>>7699390
Asriel Dreemurr
>>7699390
Baki
>>7699390
Okabe Rintarou
>>7699390
Sima Yi Sazabi
>>7699390
How hung is Rin?
>entry
>>7699390
Eggman-kun
>>7699390
Saiyan momma
>>7699390
Pizza Time
>>7699390
Fujiwara no Mokou
HG, I'm CIA
>>7699501
>pets
>>7699539
Cheering for the big guy!
>>7699539
Understood.
>Missed a game
>>7699574
I have no requirements for these.
>>7699596
>
>>7699589
Me and you Anon, we can wait, right?
>>7699589
Saaame.
>>7699589
Sucks, doesn't it.
Hey Ayumi(4mo)
>>7699645
I must never retaliate.
Rolling time.
1: Hug the poster below you
2: Kiss the poster below you
3: you have to do a wish from the poster below you
4: ERP in the ERP thread with your current ava
5: Date the poster below you, unless they deny you
6: Fight the poster below you
7: insult the poster below you
8: reveal a secret
9: reveal your love
0: Roll again fucker
Dubs: you can make someone do whatever you want
Trips: fuck this rolling shit nigga you got trips for fucks sake
>>7699695
Will anyone be able to stop the big guy?
>>7699695
Fucking animes.
>>7699706
Roll.
>>7699706
Fuck off faggot
>>7699711 => >>7699706
Do it, bitch. Fuck off
>>7699708
CAN HE STOP THE MASTER PLAN?
>>7699709
KK.
>>7699723
L-LF?
>>7699718
In the end, he was too small
https://youtu.be/BJroOnp7-Rg?t=13m58s
>>7699706
Can I just dissapear today
nothing could possibly make it good
>>7699742
This game was brought to you by /tv/.
>>7699706
roll
>>7699740
Nope.
russian, eu, murica and other of you guys.
Do you know what?
Fuck you.
>>7699749
>>7699748
Thanks for hosting
>>7699706
game's done, rolling.
>>7699748
Thanks for hosting mate.
>>7699748
Thanks for hosting
Happy Valentine's Day, HG.
Why can't I stop dreaming about my ex?
>>7699756
>>7699706
Stop trying to make me fight people, rolling once more.
>>7699767
X's a letter Anon, dream about Y.
>>7699754
do it
>>7699739
In HG: This is the fucking internetz and place is a sasuage fest. Ask Mion if you want some gay answer.
Outside of HG: I call my left hand Emma, and my right hand Maria. If you wonder why would I do such a things, my answer is only 2 words long: Hungarian joke.
>>7699774
>hugs
>>7699775
You're hiding something
>>7699784
Elaborate
>>7699767
Fuck off Ayumi
>>7699706
>>7699786
Y-yuno??
>>7699774
ahem
>>7699778
>hugs back
>>7699748
Thanks for the match, big guy.
>>7699798
>>7699706
Well that was easy, can I get another?
>>7699792
Thanks for the (You)
>>7699706
>>7699794
(Again? This is the second time. Reroll.)
Are there someone from /brg/ right now?
>>7699706
>>7699797
A-Aikawa??
>>7699814
>Can't escape degeneracy mate.
>>7699822
W-what's up?
>>7699748
Thanks for the game
>>7699706
>>7699814
(...Reroll.)
>>7699825
(But I'm burned out at the moment.)
>>7699706
>>7699820
…Do I need to roll again?
It must be sad to care about stupid holidays like Valentine's day
Give me your fetishes, I want to fap to something refreshing
>>7699839
Yeah
it's not even a holiday
>>7699706
Let us see what fate holds~
>>7699847
Exhibition style gang rape
>>7699847
Hypnosis
>>7699857
>rape
>dog in pic
>>7699837
>Ruka stood hesitating in front of the girl, but then he took the courage to give her a small kiss on the cheek.
S-sorry!
>>7699847
(/d/ stuff basically)
>>7699860
(You have a good taste)
>>7699826
Absolutely nothing... What about you?
>>7699865
Thanks
>>7699847
foot/pantyjob
intercrural sex
>>7699847
quadruple amputee
>>7699870
I uhh... happy valentine's day!...
>>7699883
human fleshlight
>>7699848
Just the celebration of some stupid Roman tradition replaced with another guy
I'd never want to do dumb stuff on a day like this
>>7699847
Behold.
>>7699883
>not quintuple amputee
they never shut up
>>7699862
You're a sick bastard, but I still love you
>>7699847
Cockvore/ctf
>>7699889
Happy Valentines Day, Aikawa!
>she smiles and locks arms with you
Did you plan anything special for today?
>>7699946
Yuno pls host
>>7699904
>not taking it a step beyond
non-hextuple amputee fuckers are degenerate
>>7699954
Murderous Games 181
First 36
>>7699968
Suz
>>7699968
Lu Bu Tallgeese
>>7699968
Ruka Urushibara
>>7699957
>not having dodeca amputees as your fetish
Fucking subhuman
>>7699968
Sima Yi Sazabi
>>7699968
Iris the amputator
>>7699968
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7699857
>>7699968
Lord Beerus
>>7699946
U-uh...
Hmm...
...
Wanna watch a movie?
>>7699968
Aikawa
>>7699968
dodecahedron
>>7699968
Hachikuji
>>7699968
Lain Iwakura
>>7700000
THAT WAS TLHG'S GET
FUCKING AVATARFAGS
>>7699968
Eggman-kun
>>7700000
>>7700004
What kind of movie did you have in mind?
Valentine's challenge: ERP with your favorite ava
>>7699968
Ichigo
>>7700033
A scary movie?
>>7700042
Ava of your own or with someone else that is your favorite?
>>7699968
Rinoa
>>7699968
Sliver Queen
11 more.
>>7699968
Silas
>>7700042
I don't think Okabe would agree to that, not in a million years senpai.
>>7700042
It's Taco Tuesday, not Taking-it Tuesday
>>7700053
Don't you think we should watch something romantic? It is Valentine's Day after all...
>>7699968
Blue dude
>>7699968
Helevu
>>7700090
Well... y-yeah!
Do you know of any romantic movies?
>>7700083
I'll take it if it's from you.
>>7699968
Tropical pizza
>>7700067
Ash Crimson
>>7699968
Vietnam-chan
>>7699968
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7699968
Sergeant Oddball
>>7700100
Silly Anon, I'm the one who's taking it in, not you.
>>7699968
Gabriel
>>7700098
W-Well, no. I haven't really watched any movies before. I was hoping you knew one.
>>7699968
Com Truise
>>7700136
>Pokes with dick
>>7699968
Urotsuki
>>7700154
Anon no.
NO FUN ALLOWED
>>7699981
>>7700155
>>7700167
C-can you swap this please?
>>7700147
I heard it can get really romantic during scary movies... because you can cuddle up to each other.
Aren't romantic movies for adults?
>>7700167
Take me out!
>>7700096
>>7700151
>>7700167
I'm afraid I've been requested to replace myself. Would you please?
>>7700071
>>7700155
>>7700179
Don't.
>>7700167
>>7700130
>>7700115
>>7700101
>>7700097
>>7700065
These are all filler
>>7700195
>Rinoa
>filler
Have you considered ending your life?
>>7700212
Every day since she left me
>>7700195
Why not? That's their choice.
>>7700179
I'll take that, kindly.
>>7700179
Done.
>>7700185
Done.
>>7700186
Not done.
>>7700195
Done, I think?
BLOODBATH
>>7700212
That is Rinoa dumbshit. Can't you tell by all /k/ stuff he posts?
>>7700220
Giddy-up!
>>7700220
This won't do either of us any good!
>>7700220
I like this start. I like it very much.
>>7700186
What a needless move.
>>7700219
Because I'd rather you both fucking play as opposed to all of that filler
>>7700238
Yeah she is. Animal Mother or Suz on the other hand.
>>7700183
Aren't we adults? And besides, scary movies are... Well, they're really scary you know.
>>7700220
>kissus the Yuno
Thanks bb
>>7700220
DAY ONE
>>7700273
No no, I'm only in high school. You're too, right?
It's okay, we can cuddle and protect each other!
>>7700298
And I thought my cooking was bad...
>>7700298
I'm okay!
>>7700247
Needless or not, I was asked to, and as a man of honor, I was obliged to follow through with it. Good luck, ma'am.
>>7700298
It's not that bad, is it? It may be a little black on the outside, but that just gives it flavor!
>>7700290
Uh-huh.
>>7700298
21 tributes remain.
NIGHT ONE
>>7700342
A magnificent sword, isn't it?
>>7700342
...
>>7700342
Being that lucky was actually bad luck for me.
>>7700342
>She simply stares down to the ground.
…
>>7700307
We can watch whatever you want, but you better protect me if I get scared. And next time I'm definitely picking the movie.
>>7700342
DAY TWO
>>7700396
Well, I suppose if you treat them well, you can borrow my own horse.
>>7700396
....Uh-oh.
The day is upon us. I cannot ignore it no matter how I want it to disappear. Truly unfortunate.
I wish you all a pleasant Valentine's Day.
>>7700429
Happy nameday Ram
>pinches cheek
>>7700429
>An Anon waves lazily.
Happy Valentine's Day...
>>7700429
Happy Heart's day!
>>7700429
Happy you day.
>>7700396
19 tributes remain.
NIGHT TWO
>>7700390
S-sure, I will.
>leads home and turns TV on
>starts a movie where some people go in a parallel demon world
I-if you want...
>sits on couch and pats the free space between his legs while nervously looking away
>>7700429
And to you as well. What's so unfortunate about it, might I ask?
>>7700429
I'd hate to be put in your position.
>>7700429
I think a lot of us here dread this day. I hope you enjoy yours.
>>7700465
>she sits down on the couch next to you
If I want what? Oh, hey, the lead character looks kind of like you if you had a mustache.
>>7700458
DAY THREE
>>7700438
Do not call it that. I want no association with this day. And cease this action at once.
>>7700448
>She just shoots an irritated glare at him, giving a frustrated sigh.
That is what I stated. Though it appears you are as fond of this as I am.
>>7700453
No, you fool. It is called Valen- nevermind. Your name for it is much better.
>>7700458
Urgh. Thank you for the match.
>>7700476
That I am named after a holiday of love and affection. That I do not know the meaning of those words, making this confusing. That my sister is bound to be insufferable on this day. That is why.
>>7700497
You would. I should be the only one with this plight. I do not think others would be able to handle it.
>>7700503
I have to wonder if it for the same reasons. It all depends on how someone spends this day. And I assume it comes every year like all the other holidays.
>>7700511
>>7700507
I think I may have done something wrong here.
>>7700511
15 tributes remain.
NIGHT THREE
A cat god versus a giant robot. It ends a little anticlimactically though.
>>7700429
What's the matter Rammy? No one to spend the day with?
>>7700507
Y-yeah, he's the coolest of course! I hope he won't die.
I meant if you wanted to sit here... heeeere...
You know, so I can protect you and all.
>feels really really embarrassed
>>7700520
Is okay Yuno.
>>7700516
You'll be hearing more from the obnoxious ones, I guess, don't expect them to go easy on you with the puns.
>>7700429
I don't understand. What's so "Unfortunate" for a common day as that?
It's just a day where people share their feelings to each others on different ways.
>>7700536
W-what!? I'm already married!
>>7700516
Certainly a unique name... dwelling on such matters is hardly a worthwhile pursuit, madame, you should realize.
>>7700536
DAY FOUR
Those gooks are looking bigger and hairier than usual, aren't they Vietnam-chan?
>>7700516
Don't be so negative, Valentine-chan
>>7700516
It does. If the day isn't what you hoped, then you can still look forward to having a better one in the future. Though your situation's unique, and I can't say for sure how I would feel about it.
>>7700541
I feel like if I sat there you might break in half. You're so dainty.
>>7700596
DAY FIVE
Glücklicher Valentinstag, HG!
>>7700618
B-baka, you'd just be sitting on the couch with me behind you. That's how the protecting thing works, right? It's super manly.
I-I wouldn't mind swapping though...
This is getting ridicolous. There's nothing noteworthy about the 17th of the Month of Harvest.
>>7700587
DaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
>>7700623
7 tributes remain.
NIGHT FIVE
>>7700657
...Sophie?
>>7700642
What about Lupercalia?
Do you want me to get the animal intestine to whip women with to grant them fertility?
>>7700668
Who else? I was wondering where you ran off to, so I followed you this time!
>>7700540
You should know that I do not care for meaningless things like that. The problems are that I am named after something I do not care for. And my sister.
>>7700553
Their advances on me will be their end. They should not expect me to go easy either.
>>7700587
How could I not? It is happening. My sister will wake up and will be bound to let me experience this day with her. I cannot escape from it.
>>7700560
It should just be a simple day. Yet they decided it was special enough to surround an entire holiday with it. I just do not care for the things this holiday represents.
>>7700609
Refer to me as my first name as this is going on. And I am not being negative.
>>7700616
Love. It is still one of the things that escape me. It is possible I may understand it another year but that possibility is slim. Hmm. As an immortal, this must be unfortunate to you as well.
>>7700638
Whatever. I wish you the same.
>>7700642
Of course there is nothing noteworthy about the 17th. But this happens to be the 14th day of this month.
>>7700639
>she shrugs
Well, if you want to sit there you can. There's not a whole lot of ro- E-Eep! Mustache Aikawa just got eaten by the demons, did you see? That was too scary!
Rolf is here to celebrate the holiday of gifting severed flowers and confectioneries to loved ones!
>>7700695
Aw, don't be like that! I'm sure your mother had a funny sense of humor. From what you've told me, this seems like the perfect holiday for your sister.
>>7700661
THE FEAST
>>7700429
man
how did you get your own day?
>>7700677
Do I look like some kind of barbarian? Things like this don't exist in the Isles.
>>7700695
I keep track of the days, and it's supposed to be the 17th today. Even if I counted it twice, the result would be the same.
>>7700679
I knew you'd try eventually...how in the world did you manage to follow my tracks?
>>7700695
Most people believe that spending time with their families is actually a good thing, you realize, yes?
>>7700710
Well, that's certainly a...unique way of putting it, but a happy Valentine's Day to you, regardless.
>>7700715
Haha...! This is what I get for being greedy.
>>7700715
4 tributes remain.
NIGHT SIX.
It's a special kind of feeling when you get to the penultimate slide and die a silly death, isn't it?
WINNER COMING UP NEXT, PLACE YOUR BETS.
>>7700709
N-no, I... what happened?
Did he die?
>gets up and carefully sits back down between her legs
Maybe he's just going to another world or something... I'm sure he's fine.
>>7700728
things like it don't exist where I am... except in some stupid chocolate thing.
It was just a joke
>>7700740
I didn't have to! Abel could tell what direction you walked off in.
>>7700752
You missed it, he totally just got eaten! B-But, maybe his mustache is some kind of magical charm that keeps him alive?
>>7700695
Just consider it as a simple day.
Like the others days on the year… even if people are acting more weird than usual.
>>7700750
It's over.
>>7700778
...He ran off, and you gave chase.
>>7700710
How can you be so positive on a day such as today? It is sickening.
>>7700712
Yes. She is hilarious with what actions she commits. And it is. That is why I dread it.
>>7700723
Shut up. This is not my day. It. Is. Not. My. Day. Understood?
>>7700728
Does today make other even more foolish? Tell me. What day was it yesterday then?
>>7700740
I never stated that it was not. It may have took a long time but i can state that I am fond of my sister. I value any time we can spend together. However, this day is the only outlier. If you knew her, you would see as to why.
>>7700750
If I must choose, I choose the soldier.
>>7700797
CONGRATULATIONS SUZ!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9NIZOvfKpc
>>7700803
but it's called Valentine's day. who else does it belong to?
Next game when?
>Reply to this post or your mom will die in her sleep.
>>7700695
I don't know. You can say that it's unfortunate, but strangely enough, I've come to appreciate it more.
>>7700808
Placements, and as always, thanks for playing.
Happy trails...
>>7700803
Quite the opposite of you, then, I'd assume?
>>7700808
Ah, the woman from before. Congratulations, ma'am! And thank you for this bout.
>>7700800
I... That's not... So what? We're still here together now! And mom's been wondering where you've gone off to, so I can tell her now too!
>>7700817
Fuck (You) i forgot to stop reading
>>7700822
>Missed another
O-Oh.Thanks for doing what you do.
>>7700822
Thanks for hosting mate.
>mokou
>rping
>>7700803
Well good thing she isn't here then! You should at least try and be more cheerful. I wanna see a smile when I come back from my special plans today.
>>7700695
Alright. Let's assmue what you said was true towards 'you know who'? Then what? He'll blabber on till no tomorrow regardless the amount times you back fire.
>>7700834
It is never too late to make changes. People change all the time
>>7700830
You'll catch it eventually.
Eventually.
Let's all post porn while we wait for another host to come by.
>>7700808
Thanks for hosting
>Suz