Welp. That's just disappointing.
Isn't jumping like 95% of what you do?
>>7682817
Congratulations to the winner, and my thanks be with the host.
>>7682817
Congrats...you, I guess.
Thanks for having me.
>>7682817
Well, normally with really high-ledges, he needs his brother to help him out. And he's not in the game, so I'll let you guess why he was stuck.
>>7682835
Congratulations Rick, you were pretty slick!
And thanks hosted, I appreciate it the most! Even if I ended up a ghost!
>>7682817
>>7682835
Thanks for hosting.
>>7682835
Aaand stats. Well that was underwhelming.
>>7682826
Thanks, I guess.Pretty damn short, though.
selling rune scimi 20k
>>7682856
How much for gf?
>>7682835
Congratulations
>>7682854
Thanks for hosting
Well, well, well.
Gg and shit. Here's to the (You)'s.
>>7682861
>goes to the make-over mage to switch to girl
50k an hour
>>7682838
O?
>He scratches the back of his head for a moment, while sucking in the fear he has left. He makes use of his guttaral half-italian gibberish.
Ho visto Mario la sua priti strada prat-O.
>>7682854
>Luigi hops out of the pit to shake your hand and say thank you.
>>7682868
>hands 5K
I won't need the whole hour.
>>7682869
I'm going to take that as a no?
>The Koopa King crosses his arms, tapping his left foot for a moment.
Alright, since I can't easily understand you, shake your head for no, nod for yes.
>>7682871
Can I lend your party hat?
Give me 24 tributes!
Or not.
idk lol
>>7682875
Natsuki Subaru.
>>7682863
>pulls a gun out
>stabs you with the gun
Dont ever tall again
>>7682875
Bowser
>>7682875
SoEW Subordinates
Thanks in advance.
>>7682856
GE average is about 14K and you know it.
>>7682863
Good timing. Bye.
>>7682869
TOUCH ME AGAIN AND I'M KICKING YOU BACK IN.
>>7682853
>>7682852
>>7682862
Any time.
...Aside from now, I'm gonna go pass out. Later, people.
>>7682875
>>7682875
Mooninites
>>7682887
I'm trying to sell my slayer tab with as much profit as I can make , it's not my fault he doesn't use the G.E
>>7682875
Izaya Orihara
>>7682883
>tall
Y-Yeah, that's what I meant to say. Don't ever be tall again!
>>7682875
Ichigo
>>7682875
Tiny snek
>>7682875
Eggman-kun
>>7682875
Gowther
>>7682875
Rubick
>>7682875
Anastasia
>>7682897
Burger-chan
Ban the Fox Sin
>>7682873
>He shakes his head no quickly.
Hmmmm....Mm'
>>7682875
Luigi
>>7682875
Jinx
>>7682875
Doctor Bartholomew Oobleck
>>7682915
>bans
>>7682875
Beerus' Waifu Whitney
>>7682925
Damn.
>>7682875
Seath the Scaleless
>>7682901
>>7682883
>Subaru shrinks down to 5'2" size
I didn't think I was ever tall to begin with.
>>7682887
Such low efforts from your end. It makes me question if we're really friends or not.
>>7682875
Ban Mido
>>7682875
Ryoma Hoshi
>>7682875
Lord Beerus
>>7682875
Shiina
>>7682919
Well, THAT'S a relief! I only have to deal with ONE stupid plumber!
And don't think I'll go easy on you in this game, punk! I may barely remember you, but what I DO remember is you beating me up with your brother Mario! So you're my first target! That's even if you manage to survive by the time I find you! BWAHAHAHAAA!
>>7682926
Guess beerus really really likes milk
>>7682875
Suz
>>7682875
Minamoto no Yorimitsu
>>7682944
Well he is a cat after all
>>7682944
He's a fucking cat dipshit
>>7682875
Alice
Check.
>>7682976
Checked
>>7682926
Delet this
>>7682976
looks gud
>>7682981
>a destroyer
>can't delet it himself
Oh I'm laughing
Guess every avas pokemon trainer waifu
>>7682976
The number one stop is taken by the man who deserves it the most.
me.
>>7682981
No can do, by the way. Ice types are shit, and espeon is bad.
>>7682990
>every ava
damn son that's a lot
give me a name and I'll guess
>>7682976
Looks fantastic host!
You're going down, Green Stache!
IT'S SHOWTIME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MydLfdrx7EQ
>>7682976
Bang-bang. Lets-a' go.
>>7682942
>Luigi veers off into the distance screaming for dear mercy, at the sound of bowser's thunderous laughs.
>>7682987
You're half correct, ice types truly are shit.
>>7682976
D1
>>7683007
>f-fuck >>7682994
>>7683007
>hates ice types
>can't link properly
this can't be a coincidence
>>7683004
>>7682994
>>7682981
I fucked it but yeah Ice types are okay, grovyle is shit, and Cynthia is garbage.
I dip out for half an hour to stuff myself with bagels and I'm already an outcast. Woe is me.
>>7683011
I'm not about to dig during my time here. That takes way too much effort.
>>7682999
Il give you a bunch.
Ddd
Subaru
Hoshi
Junko
Seth
Kuga
Rin
Baron
Aussa
Lf
Izaya
Ocelot.
>>7682990
This is Bert's
Bully them extra hard
>>7683017
>having this much shit taste
>>7683002
>>7683011
What a wimp! Ha!
The girl and Player 2!
>>7683031
You mean, Quality taste.
>>7683012
>>7683011
>>7683029
How come when people list avas it's always a certain few
>>7683044
>>7683046
Cause people are faggots and unoriginal.
>>7683034
>You have a few good tastes in pokemon, but whitney causes you to be unredeemable.
>>7683029
DDD = Roxanne
Subaru = Cynthia
Hoshi = Skyla
Junko= Iris
Seth = Sabrina
Kuga = Liza & Tate
Rin = Wallace
Baron = Flannery
Aussa = Clemont
LF = Elesa
Izaya = Candice
Ocelot = Korinna
>>7683034
List poke charts
>>7683044
It's not as good as a castle, but I tried by best alright!?
>>7683044
Ah, this is sure to come in handy at some point.
>Rubick stuffs the supplies into his robe pockets, making sure they're secured.
Yep.
>>7683046
Usually it's people who have or do spend an absurd amount of time in the threads actively posting.
>>7683044
The absolute madman actually changes it to Bans
That dude was just doing a joke man
F-fuck
>>7683054
k
>>7682930
>pulls out a second gun
Go shorter
>>7683049
Yeah probably.
>>7683052
Well, can't think of any other normal types I'd enjoy besides Eevee.
>>7683053
I don't have a pokemon waifu nor do I know anything beyond Ash and Pikachu so idk who Elese even is.
>>7683073
Elesa is best girl after Skyla
>>7683067
>Decidueye
Yep, you're me.
>>7683044
No offense, but I don't want you tending to my wounds. You kinda scare me a little, and you're not a medic.
>>7683053
>not even close
>>7683047
>>7683053
>Kuga
>Liza and Tate
My fucking sides
>>7683077
Fascinating, really. Still doesn't help me one bit.
>>7683080
>
>>7683054
>>7683086
Who is it Subaru-kun?
I thought Cynthia is your type
>>7683087
I-I should have let her feed me.
>>7683096
I mean to each their own but if that is your favorite fire type then you have problems
>>7683087
I'm the best! I'm the best! Everyone else is stupid! I'm not like the rest!
>>7683087
It appears I botched my summoning spell, this seems to be a rather ineffective ar-
>Rubick is put into a stunned silence as he watches the army of Tumbleweeds swarm his opponent and then somehow kill him
Oh. Well, if it works it works.
>>7683096
>Beerus' shit taste
>>7683091
>Samus never
>>7683087
How did you make that great layout? Teach us please.
>>7683096
Please change your tastes
>>7683110
>implying wrestle cat isn't the best fucking thing
>>7683125
maybe one day my friend
>>7683053
Fuck dude shes pretty qt. I couldn't even remember who it was but shes alright.
>>7683087
>>7683127
Later i will share userscript.
>>7683105
Well, you're not wrong. She's definitely nice, but Viola is top tier.
>>7683143
>burger chan is eating too much
>>7683130
It's not
>>7683143
>kissu
>>7683096
>Chandelure
>Sceptile
>Mudsdale
>Crobat
Pretty go-
>Shitting on based Ice Type
>>7683148
She's pretty cute
>>7683153
>>7683143
>>7683143
>>7683143
Yeah you better run! I'll mess you up!
>>7683165
When I was just a wee lad I really liked Candice and Gardenia and Fantina. Shinnoh really had some top tier waifus.
>>7683179
You want to know mine?
>>7683053
>putting me with the hyperactive pyromaniac
You know me too well dammit. Always was a tie between flann and courtney.
>>7683168
>>7683184
I based it of the fact you play Hiita
>>7683184
Kill yourself Baron
>>7683187
I just knew that green idiot would screw up!
Now I can rest easy.
>>7683195
Makes sense. A lot of the characters I play are pyros come to think of it.
>>7683187
Somebody will die, and it'll probably be one of us. What do you guys think?
...
Silent types, huh? That's fine.
>>7683182
Depends if you've got bad taste or not.
>>7683187
Best ice type pokemon are Lapras and Walrein
>>7683216
I-it's Shauntal from the Unova E4
>>7683187
>Jinx is getting Jinxed
Somebody screencap that shit
>>7683187
>>7683217
It's my turn to steal from you Rubick.
give me another set of avafags and I'll guess their poke-waifus
>>7683217
Huh? Did somebody...did somebody just steal from me? Well, there are none that who cannot be mimicked, although I didn't expect...
I think I need to lie down.
>>7683228
Oh...I didn't know you possessed such a talent. That's interesting.
>>7683217
COME BACK YOU WUSS! I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU YET!
>>7683224
>>7683233
Instead tell me how hung Rin is.
>>7683217
>>7683237
As hung as a Chansey
>>7683233
Eggman-kun.
>>7683223
So you like nerds, eh? Is that because you're a nerd yourself? You know what we do to nerds around these parts?
>>7683210
Kill yourself Baron
>>7683234
I do not. Though an illusion would suffice to make it appear like I could.
>>7683239
I have a pretty good idea on who brought be this. Thanks anyways.
>>7683239
>>7683246
Youl be glad to know I need to leave for a couple of hours.
Enjoy it shitposter-kun
>>7683208
Mama-miAAAaaaahhh.
>>7683233
Sunset
Crust
Cirno
Shorty
Raven
Luna
Knuckles
Shadow
Stocking
Lenny
Red
Smallgore
Tricky
Booce
>>7683269
>>7683233
Reisen
>>7683269
(Holy shit that Canon event.)
Well you can never have enough castles!
>>7683269
>>7683239
>Rubicks arches back as the steel is driven through his flesh, a giant "1200" damage number floating above his head in red lettering. He then collapses to the ground
That damned rapier...even here?
>>7683248
Ah, you weren't altering my memories were you? You could damage something in there.
>>7683276
Sunset = Misty
Crust = Sunset
Cirno = Pryce
Shorty = Clair
Raven = Jasmine
Luna = Bugsy
Knuckles = Winona
Shadow = Fantina
Stocking = Maylene
Lenny = Roxie
Red = Red
Smallgore = Nurse Joy
Tricky = Mimikyu
Booce = Whitney
>>7683282
Bruno
>>7683272
You alright there?
You're looking a little smoked.
>>7683292
Leave me alone!
I know I can make my own fire, but you still can't have this fire!
>>7683295
(Nope. I like Rosa, Hilda, Hex Maniac,and Shelly.)
>>7683317
>Hex Maniac
You cool
>>7683292
>>7683323
Jump button's busted
>>7683252
No. She's a nerd and so are you. Nerds better get out, or else.
>>7683334
If I go I'll take this thread with me
>>7683321
(Of course I am, I'm fagging only the most amazing villain ever after all.)
>>7683323
(Another Canon Event holy shit.)
What, you're not even fire resistant!? Pathetic!
>>7683327
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
Let me guess, you also lost a Mushroom from a Hammer Bro and didn't bring a spare?
>>7683343
Don't push it now, my opinions can change very quickly
>>7683336
Do it. I dare you, I double dare you, anon. Take this damn thread with you!
>>7683350
>goes away and takes the thread with me
>>7683349
(I was joking around anon. I actually like Eggman more. I'm just shit at fagging him very well.)
>>7683349
>t. Yelp reviewer.
>>7683323
>>7683334
Hey there, kiddo.
I totally agree on your stance on nerds there. Get out, right?
>>7683359
>>7683359
KOOPAS CAN'T FLOAT, IDIO-
Oh, I guess they can. Huh.
Crud.
>>7683368
(I have a bad habit of overshadowing my other avas. Poor Ratchet and Clank.)
>>7683368
What, gonna give me a one star review? Nobody gives a shit about what Yelp reviewers think anymore.
>>7683371
>>7683353
P-Please don't do that...
>>7683360
>Subaru's caught by surprise as the tall, brown and handsome girl with the big bosoms stands before him in a seductive, yet threatening manner. His body has no idea how to react to her. Should he be aroused by her lack of clothing, or scared that she's more ripped than him? How is that even possible when he himself has made sure to be the most ripped in the thread? These questions are jumping around in his head as he looks on at her with a dumb expression on his face.
Yeah, get out. Now. We don't need nerds like you here. I'll treat you the same as I treated that asshole over there.
>>7683384
>Come back and im still alive
Watch me die next slide
>>7683295
>Pryce
>>7683384
>>7683397
Psst.
Go capture her.
No, not capture her heart! Actually kidnap her! The ladies love that kinda thing! I should know, I'm a master at seduction!
>>7683405
>giving a shit about the games
Fag.
>>7683420
>Not caring about every game hosted here
>>7683397
That's no way to treat a lady, y'know! It's awful that you'd even consider telling someone off, much less being so super rude about it! Stupid baka.
>>7683429
Not one iota. Juuuuuuuuust here to shitpost, my jolly swagman.
>>7683416
>>7683436
>>7683436
>Stupid baka.
The redundancy is repetitive.
>>7683436
Get the fuck out, worst tsun. I wish you were dead.
>>7683446
>>7683440
>>7683440
>These Eggman-kun Events
>These Events in general
Pretty great game honestly.
>>7683419
Are you insane!? Did you see her stomach?! She'd rip me in half! Not only that, but she's also a nerd, and nerds don't get the same rights as us.
>>7683436
Oh? Well what's your problem, fatty? Why do you gotta defend the nerds of this place? If you don't stop right now I'll have no choice but to take you to the bathroom.
>>7683458
Congraz
>>7683458
Man, that Eggman clone is terrifying for someone who's wearing a school outfit.
Maybe it's some kind of armor!
Maybe it's those life-fibers that pink haired girl gave me! What was her name again?
Eh, doesn't matter.
>>7683477
You don't have the guts to kidnap a girl?
Sorry, but I think if anyone here is a nerd, it's you.
>>7683438
If you care about games your rp will get better anon.
>>7683446
>critiquing another's rp
Thats some bad rp you've got senpai.
>>7683483
>>7683458
I'm not surprised. Congrats' Eggman-kun.
>>7683483
Thanks for hostin'.
>>7683477
Take her to the bathroom and what? Are you going to be doing anything a bully would do? I'm going to have to stop you right there, little squirt.
>>7683483
Thank you.
>>7683494
Thanka you very mucha' my friend.
>>7683494
>thanks for hosting
>>7683483
Congratulations, and thanks for hosting.
>>7683494
Grats, Eggy.
Thanks for hosting, Ayumi. You're a good host.
>>7683483
>>7683494
Hey wait when did I win a ga-
Oh, it's just Eggman-kun again, my mistake...
>Hey! Nobody asked for your opinion.
And nobody asked for you to be born, and yet here you are.
>Fine... I'll just go then, jerk....
Is that the best insult you can come up with? That hedgehog as come up with better retorts than you!
>>7683483
Congrats, and thank you for your thing!
>>7683486
I don't see how that has anything to do with a nerd. How I see it is if you can't get a girl by not kidnapping her than you're a nerd. How I do my thing is probably the best way ever, y'know? Insult them until they kidnap themselves!
>>7683502
Oh yeah? Maybe I'm gonna have to take you to the bathroom as well and give you the old swirly treatment. I don't need some snitch getting in the way of how I conduct my business.
>>7683552
Holy shit it's alive
>>7683552
Where the fuck have you been my nigger?
>>7683552
>this image
S-spike?
>Tfw subaru will never take you to the bathroom and do lewd things to you like shove your head into the toilet
Feels bad man
>>7683494
Oh, I guess I should go ahead and say congratulations to my clone and thanks for hosting, since Bowser left.
>>7683535
Don't listen to that scaled imbecile, he has no idea what he's talking about half the time.
And he's SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING FOR THE CHAOS EMERALDS!
>Buzz off you egghead!
Who are you calling egg-head, turtle soup!?
>Spike isn't gone
>>7683535
Swirly treatments? Those can be done for you, for only 5 yen per person!
Delivery God Yato, at your service.
>>7683552
I thought you died. We haven't talked forever dude.
>>7683573
Secret ava
Filename of the image was typical Crust
Kamina?
>>7683552
NO SPIKE COME BACK
>>7683569
Somebody post a screenshot ffs
>>7683573
>Andthenwhathappenedd.png
I don't know man
>>7683591
Now that his just ridiculous looking!
(Saving it though. Thanks.)
>>7683552
We haven't talked since this morning but I sure hope I'm still relevant
>>7683567
If you keep going I'll have no choice but to do that.
>>7683569
Wh-what do chaos emeralds have to do with anything!? We're talking about nerds, nerd!
>>7683577
>gives 5 yen
>grabs hands and leads to the bathroom
You're making this much easier for me. Now that you're a boy nobody will ever expect a thing. You've damned yourself.
So which ava is spikes secret one?
it'll be one that was entered into that game i bet.
>>7683642
Not a part of this whole deal but here
What if Spike is Smolgore?
>>7683552
Haha, wow! I thought you were dead because you don't post in this wasteland anymore! Haha weird!
>>7683662
Asgore is metalhead guy.
>>7683662
>>7683658
way to get the entire post gaylord
>>7683648
No problem dude, if i come across any more eggman memes I'll be sure to hook you up.
>>7683651
Do it pussy, you won't.
I wish that was Spike but it was probably someone else posting that image.
>>7683673
You asked for a cap. I gave you one. Go through desu archive if you want to find exactly what you're looking for, faggot.
>tfw you knew spike was still in threads for awhile now
>tfw you know his new ava
Feels good dude
>>7683683
Kill yourself, fagface mcfuckboy
Come back in here spike, i'll suck you off if you stop hiding.
>>7683651
N-nothing that you should know or care about!
And I am not a nerd!
>You kinda are.
SHUT UP, NOBODY ASKED FOR YOUR OPINION!
>What a hippocampus.
THAT'S "HIPPOCRATE" YOU SPINY IGNORAMUS!
>You want to you want to put a Spiny in my WHAT!?
AGHHHHH!
>>7683674
(Thanks.)
Spike is Sunset
>>7683686
Now thays just rude anon
I know you are reading this, Spike. If you don't come back I will hang myself.
>>7683689
Fake.
Sunset would capitalize his name.
Who would win?
>>7683674
>also takes Izaya to the bathroom
You get yours after Yato, scumbag.
>>7683690
Well, well, well! Two nerds fighting about nerds! I never thought I'd see the day when two people taken themselves out without my assistance.
>>7683651
Subaru-kun...? After all our adventures, you...you'd do something as horrible as that to me...
H-How sad...
>ran posts with the filename ‘624363’ through filename search
>3019 results found on /trash/ alone
God damn Eggman
>>7683691
I hate way too many of you for that.
Are we getting invaded by /OFH/?
>>7683709
Out out
Sega Vegas
>>7683714
http://desuarchive.org/trash/statistics/image-reposts/
>>7683714
Go to desuarchive and check most reposted image
>>7683709
Tuovout probably has the stopping power to outweigh Falal6f's bullets.
>>7683720
Fuck off Kevin
>>7683722
>The top Two are Fillers and the Third is a Literally Who
>>7683712
>Subaru lets go of Chiaki's hand and stares into her eyes, getting lost in the sea of pink
I...I would never do this to someone like you. I...
>Subaru takes ahold of her hands and prepares to confess to her
I-I really enjoy playing video games with you
>>7683737
>He wasn't here for Gogo's spam in every single thread
Oh man
>>7683722
>>7683737
Number 6 worries me
>>7683712
>>7683741
>cockblocks him
>pulls out a gun
>fucks Subarus Chiaki
>Shoots himself
>>7683710
>Both: I AM NOT A NERD!
>Oh come on, with those glasses? Yeah right.
Says the one wearing those incredibly tacky spiked bracelets!
>The 90's called, they want their fashion back.
Shut up!
>>7683714
Wow, I had no idea I got around so much.
>They're talking about the clone, not you, idiot.
I-I KNEW THAT!
>Sure...
Why are you still here!?
>I'm amusing myself with just how angry you're getting.
Well, you should be doing far important things!
>Like what?
The Chaos Emeralds!
>Relax, my troops have got it all under control.
Your troops can't even beat an overweight plumber, what makes you think that they can do anything useful?
>Fair point.
>tlhg has been doing hunger games
that's OUR THING http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7661000/#7663916
>>7683767
Why is HG so obsessed with what TLHG gets up to you? It's like this imaginary rivalry you guys cooked up and those pedos don't seem to give two shits about us.
>>7683771
It's just Lenny
>>7683741
I..I just wanted to say that....
Subaru-kun...I lo-
>>7683756
>puts away your gun
>unfucks herself
I-I should be pure...
>>7683771
Because pedos deserve to be opposed
>>7683771
Because they're pedos and pedos deserve nothing but shit.
>>7683779
Excuse me, did you just godmod my rp?
You're gonna be fucked ane stay fucked.
>>7683766
>>7683792
>being opposed to pedos now makes you hoshi
>>7683792
Isn't Hoshi a pedo though?
>>7683756
>Subaru intercepts
>you actually fuck Subaru
>you're gay now
>>7683766
...Uh, am I even needed here anymore?
>>7683779
>Subaru-kun tries to get back the atmosphere that Izaya ruined
Y-Yes Chiaki-tan? You lo-...?
>>7683792
You know Hoshi is a pedo, right?
>>7683714
Does he even miss a game?
>>7683767
The ERP discord are running games too because TND got shitposted away like a bitch.
>>7683809
The erp games are actually great desu
>>7683809
TND is still here.
>>7683801
Su-Subaru-kun...I lo...love video games as well...!
>>7683794
Sorry, but I'm more of a subway sandwich person, but thank you for the offer regardless.
>I'll take that dog!
Nobody asked you.
>Well, they didn't really give any specifics on who they were giving it to.
Fine.
>Nice!
>Bowser happily takes the chili dog and eats the thing whole.
>>7683801
Just go kiss that NEET or something. I don't care.
>Yeah, nobody wants to see that. Go get a room!
>>7683801
>You're getting pounded from behind while you're talking to Chiaki
>You like this
>>7683824
>Subaru's face shifts downward in the most ugly, pathetic frown ever
But...
>>7683825
Excuse me, but don't tell me to get a room when you both have better chemistry than any ship I've ever seen on *chan. Hell, I should start making my Eggman x Bowser fanfic right now.
>>7683826
>Subaru tries his hardest to muffle his moans, but let's one slip out by accident
UNF~
>>7683824
HA!
>Wow. That's just cold.
You REALLY aren't leaving now, aren't you.
>Well now that you want me to so badly... No.
Grr.....
>>7683855
Don't you dare.
>The only ship I approve of is Bowser X Peach!
Yeah, and a crack ship at that!
>Hey, I've seen the fan art! It's plausible.
FAN. ART. As in non-canon.
>Like you'll ever get a girl!
I don't care about women.
>Aren't you a feminist.
Yes, everyone is equally below me.
>And they call me a monster.
>>7683882
>This god-tier RP
Fuck, what's the point of even trying? I'll never be this good.
So we just died huh?
>>7683906
Can you die the next but for good?
>>7683906
I'd host but I have to go to work shortly
>>7683882
Man, I don't even have to try to piss you guys off. You two do it without me needing to be here. I'm starting to feel like a middleman.
>>7683906
I thought we were going at it?
>>7683906
Dead-o-rino.
I'm getting my wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow. I'm scared.
>>7683913
I'll think about anon but don't hold your breath.
>>7683916
Host at work.
>>7683917
The whole silence thing killed it for me.
I like to have an audience.
>>7683919
How do we become alive now?
>>7683927
Don't be. It's nothing.
>>7683927
Don't worry, it'll be painless
>>7683906
I'd host but Rin is too hung.
>>7683906
I'd host but it's 8:00AM
>>7683931
Don't. Just feel deaths' cold embrace.
>>7683903
Thank you, anonymous user! I really do try my absolute best to put on an amazing show for all of you!
>I'M the one putting in all the work!
You're the punch-line.
>Say what you will, but you can't have a good joke without a good payoff! Without me, your humor falls flat!
And without me, there's no one to present the joke!
>Can't we just admit that we're both pretty great?
Alright. Fine. But I'm greater than you.
>Whatever.
(Goddamn I'm having too much with with this.)
>>7683917
We can at least admit one thing.
>What's that?
This kid is more pathetic than you.
>And this kid is more pathetic than YOU.
>>7683927
As a doctor, I assure you that there's no harm in getting any teeth pulled out.
>You aren't even a real doctor!
Yes I am, I got a PHD in law school.
>That doesn't mean you're a dentist.
Touché.
>Tush-what?
Forget it.
>Alright.
>>7683959
Could you at least be more consistent with your filenames so that I can filter you?
>>7683959
>Subaru turns to papa turtle, completely ignoring Eggman
who the hell is this guy? He should know balding, middle-aged men aren't in the same league as a handsome, young, intelligent, brave, muscular...
>Subaru goes on for a couple of minutes naming differing, but not necessarily true, aspects about himself
>>7683973
kys
>>7683973
>not just filtering every post made by "Anonymous"
>>7683973
t. King Knight
>>7683983
Why him
>>7683973
(Sorry anon. Using filers is for chumps anyways.)
>>7683974
>Sigh. That's Eggman. We met in the Olympic Games. He acts smart, but he's in reality as stupid as a bag of bricks.
I have an IQ of over 300!
>And a lot good that did you. Can't even exterminate a blue rat.
Th-that's only because he break the sound barrier!
I don't see why a man in blue overalls gives you so much trouble!
>He's pretty durable!
....Is the kid STILL talking?
>Guess so, let's just wait and see how long it takes for him to shut up.
Wanna bet on it?
>You're game. 150 coins it takes 5 minutes.
250 rings it takes him 3.
>>7683994
Talking to yourself to make your posts longer is not good RP. A "filer" is justified in this case.
>>7683994
>he keeps going for three minutes, stops for a few seconds to think of other ways to talk himself up, and then goes for five minutes
Uh...what was I saying? Oh yeah! I'm pretty great, aren't I? Not too many people around these parts fit the MC title, but I sure as hell do. I don't mean to brag though. Being modest is one of my many specialties.
>>7684005
(I'm not intensionally trying to make my posts longer, that's just a by-product of playing two characters at once. It isn't something I get to do often, but something I have fun with. And you could easily just ignore my posts or leave anon. It's not like the thread is very active to begin with. I really don't know what to tell you other than "sorry?")
>>7684015
>Ha! Pay up Eggie!
Fine....
>Eggman reluctantly tosses the Koopa King a large bag of rings.
And just so you know, the exchange rate of those to coins is terrible.
>Come on....
Oh, sorry, what were you talking about again, kid?
HG and ERP are dead. Where am I supposed to feel cozy now?
>>7684027
Play a cute girl and climb into my lap
>>7684027
Afterlife
>>7684024
I'm explaining how amazing I am. One of these days I'll have a proper rival, love interest, and all the other tropes you see in anime and movies. It'll be an amazing time, I tell ya. At that point I think I'd finally be able to get my life started.
>Cracks open a bear
What's up cunts? You're all looken a little pale in the faces, you guys dying or sum shit? Not like it matters anyways, the roleplay here's only 2 lines the majority of the time.
Now ERP? That place has paragraphs stacked upon paragraphs, like is standard is most other roleplayin' corners of the Internet. Is that why you resent them so much? Because they can actually roleplay sumthan worth a damn? You guys got a whole lot more to work with, but your work is so much more limited. I mean, there's only so many ways ya can type >fucks your ass yet they still manage to put in more work than all y'all.
Pathetic.
>>7684034
I hope afterlife will be like it's depicted in American Dad, everyone getting their own ideal heaven
>>7684036
It'll likely get cancelled within a few seasons.
>Or get an awful English dub.
>>7684039
Nah, it'll be like before you were born. Nothing.
>>7684037
>Cracks open a bear
Holy fucking shit, you're pretty good.
>>7684037
The reason HG has short rp as a standard is because in the beginning all RP was done between game slides, nobody ever had the time to keep up with the slide post speed
>>7684037
HG is inherently not a good place for people who want good roleplay. Because HG is first and foremost about the games, not the roleplay. And because of that, typing paragraphs, having reply chains, having RP fights, and story-driven RP is seen as autistic cancer, when the threads are already autistic cancer.
>>7684083
/ntr/ seems like a fine rp community for you
>>7684037
HG is babbeh's first roleplay community. This isn't news.
>>7684070
I can see this honestly.
It's like a monkey's paw. For HG to have good RP, it can't be HG anymore.
>>7684083
>tfw you used to be a /leeg/fag but it's fucking dead now
>>7684083
Most of em are only focused on one series
>>7684095
>implying roleplay solely consists of playing predetermined characters from anime
You spend too much time on 4chan.
>Tfw you used to be pretty decent at RP but HG has pretty much killed or blocked you from doing any good RP and now you just post one-liner trash
>>7684071
>>7684070
Honestly I think the threads would improve if we went back to high or medium death rates. Very high is too quick and kills a ton of people off before they even get a chance to react or spin a tale of the events.
>tfw your favourite roleplay forums died and you've been stuck here ever since
>>7684100
Probably. I think we also need more hosts in general. And I think stupid shit like story-driven RP should be at least more tolerated during dead hours.
>>7684037
HG is not about RP.
>>7684115
This.
It's about shitposting.
>>7684037
that's some bad rp right there
>>7684117
It's actually about Austrian throatsinging, newfag
>>7684120
Austria? The place with the kangaroos? I didn't know they were into that
>>7684120
Really? Because your mom's pretty good with her throat. She'd fit right in here.
>>7684108
>>7684111
As far as events go for any hosts, I realized now the problem with mine besides errors was that they were too specfic.
You want events to be open enough that the players involved can freeform off it.
>>7684122
You are confusing Austria with Australia. They like throatfucking in the latter.
>>7684099
>tfw you have to keep up appearance and be a meme so you don't get bullied by the other oldfag despite wanting to be cancer and have nice RP adventures but then real life gets in the way so you can't take the time to do what you used to do and then the depression and realization sets in that life wasn't meant to be fun but instead some sort of sick jokes that a higher being gets off on
>>7684127
This is your first roleplaying community, correct?
I am so sorry.
I know you like it here but this place is truly awful.
>>7684127
Are you me?
>>7684127
I love you Submarinu
>>7684127
Same here senpai. As far as online rp communities go tis my first.
>>7684135
All roleplaying communities are cancer fa.m
http://www.strawpoll.me/12330159
kys paragraph-fags
>>7684154
Yes. But the problem is that HG likes to pretend that it's not. Or at least doesn't try to embrace it and have fun with it.
I love you HG
>>7684154
>roleplaying with a "community" and not just on some forum somewhere with 2-5 other guys in your own thread separated from everything else
lol
>>7683053
>Liza & Tate
Who
>>7684170
The shota boy and girl
>>7684176
>That one time someone RPed as them and replied separately but only a few seconds apart.
I don't know how they did it, but it was enjoyable as hell.
>>7684135
It is my first time RPing. I took a chance at it back in 2015 when I had freetime, and it was a lot more fun than I thought it would've been. I always had a feeling Hoshi roped me in because I used a cute anime girl, but that's not what mattered. I'm glad he did it because I've actually learned a lot from this place.
I wouldn't say I like it here though. It's not anyone fault either. I've been saying it for a while now, but relying on the same sim to provide fun for all of us for this long is ridiculous. Back in March 2015 I assumed this would've died by summer and it'd be nothing more than a sweet memory, but I was dead wrong. I like talking to people online and making friends to get myself out of spending money doing things that'd drain my bank account, but it kills me to know the people that used to like it here find it annoying and ridiculous while I'm trying (and failing miserably) to do what I can to bring back something for me to enjoy. That being said I still like everyone here and if we find an alternative to the sim then I'd be all for it to come back and not being a walking, cancerous meme.
/blog
>>7684191
ily souda
>tfw you were born this way
>>7684191
nice blog faggot
kys
>>7684176
Nah, I like Cynthia and that other cutie with the pink pantyhouse from the rock gym in Hoen.
>>7684190
Ringdong and Squib
>>7684204
>>7684191
I love you too, faggot.
No homo.
>>7684191
tl;dr
>>7684191
I want to be your friend.
>>7684212
D-Don't bother with it. I'm tired and feeling emotional and I'll probably regret it later tonight.
>>7684191
You're not bad at all. Fun to interact with and you type competently.
I agree that the simulator is inherently flawed as a catalyst for roleplay but the old guard cling it because it's a holdover from this community's golden days.
Off the record, I've considered trying to recruit you for an RP group I run with but I've found it best to keep HG as far as humanly possible from everything else in my life.
You're not bad. Get the hell out of this place and find a place you can flourish.
>>7684223
That's what your mom said twenty odd years ago.
>>7684191
>>7684223
Good night Subaru.
I <3 (You)
>>7684234
>gif doesn't spell out KILL YOURSELF or at least KYS
One job, anon.
>>7684191
Souda... just leave. Stay as far away from us as you can. You deserve far better. We don't deserve you.
>>7684191
Let's have an RP adventure enhanced with mt dank drawings my dude.
>Cracks open another bear
I got some of y'all thinkin', it seems. Good, keep dwelling on these thoughts. If you're here for roleplay, then you don't really wanna be here. It's alright, there are many places out there for y'all.
>>7684191
I've been roleplaying for at least 5 years. Came to HG because I liked the hunger games sim and roleplay. I tried to adjust myself to the standard, but slowly began to find out that HG is a mostly an anime circlejerk with a toxic community, and that the roleplay boils down to basic improving though slides and the most boring of small talk. And actually fun stuff like RP adventures and fights are bad because of incredibly stupid reasons. At first I thought the games were optional, but I've come to understand that HG is games first, roleplay second, as much as I hate having to unlearn all my skills, I still try my damnedest to reply to the games and avoid drama as much as possible.
If legion of doom wasn't dead however I'd likely go back there in a heartbeat.
/blog
TLDR: I got rused.
>>7684252
RP police here.
Please stop t his terrible rp, or I'm going to have to call higher powers.
Letting you off with a warning for now.
>>7684230
I don't blame you one bit for wanting to keep people away from whatever you have going for you. God forbid something happens and it all come crumbling down because you've invited the wrong person.
Honestly I don't think I'd ever find another place. I only found this place by accident. I never even went on /b/ but for some reason felt the need to one day, and BAM! I became an RPing faggot. Anyways, thank you for the kind words. I'll actually take this compliment for once.
>>7684234
You forgot the other K, KK.
>>7684262
who is the higher power?
>>7684266
RP Master Cera
>>7684234
>kk
>>7684266
>>7684252
God this is cringy
>>7684257
>HG is a mostly an anime circlejerk with a toxic community, and that the roleplay boils down to basic improving though slides and the most boring of small talk.
Hit the nail on the head, mate.
>>7684247
>we don't deserve you
You'd benefit from not having me here. Trust me. Not that I can stop anything that happens, but just by being here I encourage it. I'll make sure to slowly drift off from you guys without a word or a goodbye.
>>7684248
As long as it's on discord and you direct my every move.
>>7684257
Name one /co/fag with decent RP that isn't Garnet. I'll wait.
I want all of you to know something. If one of us weren't here, we would not be complete. If one of us had not gotten on 4chan at that exact second to see one exact thread, we would've never discovered this community. We never would've done, any of this. Fate has lead us here. We're here for a reason.
>>7684283
even though I really hate him, TND
>>7684277
>Discord
But the point is to make people jelly so they join, niqqa.
just make a /rp/ there problem solved ez pz
im so smart someone jack me off
>>7684286
Nobody would miss me if I left.
>>7684257
>RP fights
>Fun
Bobby, stop being autistic.
>>7684257
>a toxic community,
t. someone ANGRY ABOUT SHITPOSTING
>>7684301
People like you are why this place is awful.
Take that however you want.
>>7684286
This is complete bullshit.
>>7684303
>>7684298
Same.
>>7684191
Maybe you should stop trying to be HG harem protagonist
>>7684257
>>7684275
Th-that's all I know about RP sadly. I don't know jack about anything but improv. I don't think that the improv is bad though. The thing is you get most people from /b/ who probably only wanted shitposting and nice new maymays. As long as something's being said and you can bounce back and forth from what each other is saying then it's fine in my eyes. I'll sound like a hypocrite by saying this, but continuity is key.
The anime thing is just style though. Most people use it for easy (you)s, but I only used it because I'm constantly on /a/. The problem I see is either people don't wanna reply to them because "muh anime girl" or "muh ships" or something along those lines.
I did make a Warden folder, but then realized he's like all my others avas and stopped getting new images.
/blog
>>7684313
Fun edit idea, slap faces of literal whos on there
>>7684312
Think about it loooooooooong and hard, faggo.
>>7684308
Oh fuck no
Someone with an online persona, just shitposting for the fun of it, and not actually meaning anything by what they say.
Oh shit.
People like me must have ruined the entire internet for you, you fucking whiny baby.
>>7684295
Oh...
I don't think I can do that.
>>7684321
But you can't do that, nobody knows who the literally who's are
It's like asking someone who the least known Pokémon is.
>>7684286
that's because kek wills our disgusting existence
he's a god of chaos and laughter
>>7684333
Kek's light does not reach /trash/
>>7684331
I can answer that one
Dunsparce
>>7684286
I found HG on accident. I hardly ever browsed /b/. Months later, I was curious to see if it was still around.
>>7684336
>he thinks kek is a light
how naive
>>7684340
No let me explain
most of the time, when someone is asked who the most forgotten Pokémon is, the answer is Fineon
but the fact Fineon is remembered for being the least remembered makes it more remembered than the actual least remembered
>>7684336
>Kek does not reach trash
What are those trips tho
>>7684329
I know you can't, nobody here can't.
>>7684257
Improving isn't bad however, it keeps chracters from being completely generic. Adding your own little spice is fine, but it has to be fun spice.
>>7684286
I found HG a year ago but disregarded it because I found the RP to be lacking.
A year later I came here anyways because I was out of places to go
I know you're having an existential crisis, and all, but can you not drag your breakdowns over to the typefucking threads? We've got more than enough residential shitposting to deal with here.
>>7684350
>nobody here can't.
So everyone can?
>>7684331
That HGers use "literally who" as an insult is indicative of this community's attitude towards itself.
People's value is determined solely by their e-rep here. Nobody cares about the characters or the stories, it's all about who's playing what and what the general opinion on them is. It's sad.
>>7684353
But the main character of HG needs his ego boost because he missed out on the latest addition to his e-harem
>>7684275
Having RP be built on RNG is a ridiculous idea to begin with. And it still astounds me that HG somehow transitioned into it to begin with.
>>7684283
Not a lot of Good RP exists here in general, let's be fair. Aside from a few people, of course. I think TND is okay, but that's my opinion, and maybe it's a bit biased. It's probably more because this is an Anime image board, so no shit is Anime going to be used a lot. It just kinda hurts me that I don't know 92% of the avas used here.
>>7684300
You're only proving my point that HG is inherently a bad place for RP. Most other communities don't have a problem with the idea, or at the very least have regulations for it. Having an RP fighting during a game is bad though. If you enter a game with an ava you use, then circlejerk with other avas while purposely ignoring the game, then you're doing it wrong honestly.
>>7684301
A lot of communities are toxics, that's just a fact. I'm a Sonicfag for God's sake. I know when a community is toxic.
>>7684320
You're fine. You're honestly pretty amusing to RP with. The whole Magolor MC misunderstanding was honestly pretty entertaining for me.
>>7684350
Sorry, I meant to say improvising.
I really need to work on my spell checking. I think that's another bad HG habit I've gotten now.
>>7684353
Just ignore us, Kojima. Someone has nothing better to do.
>>7684353
SHITPOSTERS!?
SOMEONE'S GOTTA STOP THEM
THEY COULD CAUSE MINOR ANNOYANCE AND HURT OUR E-FEELINGS
>>7684361
fuck you I have had Xatu in every team
>>7684350
Maybe when I'm on my death bed I'll be able to. Let's hope that's soon.
>>7684357
I lose interest in all my avas once people figure out who I am/I reveal them. A destructive cycle of life and there's nothing I can do to stop it.
Is this our self destruction?
>>7684370
No, this is catharsis.
>>7684357
Because the people who actually do good have a good rep? Rikka is a newfag and already people like her. Who do you consider underrated, then?
>>7684359
RP fighting is never good, ever. It's stupid, and doesn't work unless both people are well versed on each other's sources and are willing to lose if they would, which is an astronomically low chance. What does circlejerking have to do with this? Of course it's bad.
>>7684370
>Subaru killed HG
>>7684374
>Rikka is a newfag and already people like her
Rikka gets massively shit on every day.
>>7684378
This is going to ruffle some feathers, but anyone that has some self respect sohuld completely disregard whatever dumb shit an anon says. Constructive critisism is fine. Great even. Shitposting is not.
>>7684378
At least she was smart enough to dip into another group on top of Hg
>>7684355
Don't be silly, nobody I like in this place is worth trying to do things with for a variety of reasons. I'd devote myself if I found one tho.
>>7684364
I'd rather have you alive.
>>7684359
I'm in the same boat as you.
I knew you were talking about improvising, and some improvising is good to mold your character in a fun way.
>>7684378
why?
>>7684378
This is why I haven't started rping yet. You guys act weird most of the times.
>>7684370
no, it's a temporary cry session we have every week
it's incredibly easy to see
just a bunch of marks worked into a shoot over fake man rp
>>7684387
>pic
>>7684378
This. People look past his cancerous behavior because he's a decent RPer. The Rikkafag is a huge shitposter.
>RP can't be based on RNG
Wrong, writing to pre-defined prompts exists, and you already basically know what to expect from the RNG so it isn't entirely random.
>People's value here is based on reputation
That's how the world works, kids. If you're not known, you're worth nothing. You do something cool, people pay you for appearance fees or buy whatever you made.
>RP needs adventures and fights to be interesting
But what if I want to play a shut-in character that doesn't fight? Uhp, guess I can't or I have bad rp.
>HG isn't based on RP
It was back on /b/ and trailed into /hga/, which is why those periods were at least still bearable. If it wasn't, there wouldn't have been that many people agreeing with Booker and Hoshi would've never been accepted with his crazy-high standards.
Conclusion: You're a bunch of whining aspies that ruined it for yourselves, and now you can't stop crying about the thing you broke.
>>7684383
But imagine what we could get done if I was dying. We could RP the entire Fences movie in a week.
>>7684387
Nice rhyme
>>7684387
You are a sad little lonesome man, Yukine.
Your entire life will be this way.
>>7684392
I started a week ago and it's been alright. I haven't had anything amazing happen yet, but there have been some fun moments.
>>7684359
>Having RP be built on RNG is a ridiculous idea to begin with
real life is based on RNG if you look at it from a certain way
>le ebin meta rp discussion ft bobby ace, baron and yukine
Can you fucks stop being so incredibly cancerous for just 1 (one) (uno) day?
>>7684387
Cry time is important. I learned that in my many art classes/performances in high school/college
>>7684378
By like, one guy buttblasted that their precious ERP is getting shitposted. Everyone else likes them.
Rate new hosts.
>>7684397
w-what's fences about? You know I don't watch movies or anything.
>>7684405
nah
>>7684403
Did you mislink?
>>7684405
Thanks for your contribution to the thread, LF
>>7684410
That Ayumi kid's good. Aesthetic but simple games.
>>7684398
>
>>7684399
get worked mark
>>7684407
kek, nice one
>>7684405
>discussion
I'm just shitposting it because it's stupid
don't group me with those retards
>>7684407
You are basically the HG equivalent of first world problems. Every female avatar likes your shit, every male is okay with you, and here you are crying
>>7684422
What is being liked when you can't like yourself?
So....
New game when?
>>7684426
Whenever group therapy is over.
>>7684416
I think he also edits in some of his own events and tailors them to the characters. Jinx got jinxed, Rubick had two things from his game happen to him and Bowser had two things from his game happen to him. It's a cool thing to do.
Could just be coincidence, of course, but I don't think so.
>tfw everyone's rp is bad
>tfw no matter how hard you try you will never fit in
>tfw your rp is too good
>>7684434
>>7684434
>>7684434
Name some avafags that deserve more attention than what they get
>>7684424
Being a little bitch. There are tons of people here who would kill to be in his position.
>>7684435
>When your claim to fame is being a meme about you having a horsecock
Wouldn't want to be in your shoes.
>>7684435
So do you have any original shitposts or do you just stick to lowkey knockoff versions of Hoshi's stuff?
>>7684431
Yes he is. He told yesterday.
>>7684410
Ayumi has the aesthetics but shit codes.
Rikka can't read, but types very quickly.
Ichigo is slow and borrows codes, but hosts/ed a lot.
Garnet has great games and she can do her own rp in between slides.
Asgore is okay.
I think the samefag held a game? I have no idea.
brg was a bunch of fucking retards and everything they did was retarded.
>>7684396
HG was never based on RP during /b/, it was mostly avatarfagging back then.
>>7684438
Fuck the hunger games. That shit is so boring.
>HG actually having a decent chat and airing some dirty laundry
>lol lets run a gaem