ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite antag? Inf

>>7680865
Gengy

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....Grimsley why does this hotel room only have one bed?

>Slaps wak ass

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>>7680890
Don't.
>Shadow Claw.

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>>7680890
>Squeak™
whyyyyyy

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>>7680865
Fuschiafag's sister, due to her apparent incompetence and hilariously self-destructive tendencies.

>John plants himself in front of the door to N's room like a fucking royal guard or some shit, beatstick out and waiting for the inevitable interruption from nowhere

>Magic anon time: more laced chocolate in N's room

>>7680905
missed
>>7680913
>slap both ass
>doubleslap that mega booty

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>>7680925
>SHADOW CLAW

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>>7680925
>Bone in a shadowy fashion

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>>7680925
>Tree join in on the smashing of the random assslapper
>Wood hamer

>>7680929
>>7680935
>SLAP ASSES

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>>7680925
>Comes back with scrap metal
>Sets it down
...
Uh...
>Crabhammer

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>>7680923
>Sorry, he's busy kissing Gladion
>No way in hell he noticed

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>>7680943
WHY CANT I HIT YOU
>SHADOW CLAW

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>>7680943
>Flame wheel the booty bandito

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>>7680943
>Wood
>Hammer
I am Tree

>>7680942
>tree hit me but im waiting for the power c
>>7680948
>ded
>anon's soul gives stitches the chance to hit on odd 1s

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>>7680865
McGhetsis, despite never getting my complimentary free fries.

>>7680922
>an interruption shows up
>jk it's just me
Here's a thing that needs to happen: marriage ceremony the 15th between Gladion and N because just doing the civil marriage is kinda lame and it's an excuse to make streams that aren't doom and gloom and shit getting wrecked out there.

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>>7680943
>Hammer Arm

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>>7680947
>kiss that lettuce
soooooooo
hhhow are we doing this ranchening
little hot under the collar here

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>>7680953
>Well ok I guess.
Why am I covered in blood?

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>>7680959
I concur. Now kindly do not knock on their door and interrupt anything.
>Standing guard Beefeater style

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well since most of them don't go bothering me i don't care much for them
i would probably flirt with them like i usually do

>>7680977
You killed another random attacker.
I have no idea where they come from. It's like, out of thin air...
Anyway, I got scrap metal, so we can fix the support beams now...
-Shelldon

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>>7680980
The thought has been implanted and I can now disappear, back into my room, which is technically disappearing because I almost never leave it.

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>>7680948
...Oh hey that reminds me.
>Go dig through my bag and grab a thing

>>7680977
Someone slapped my butt.
>Equip mega bangle/bracer I don't know what to call it

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>>7680953
>tree eats anons corpse
>in the most messy way possible

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>>7680999
Uh. Weird.
Lets fix this thing up.
>>7681004
Oh.
Did you... Do that?
>>7681007
Tree why.

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>>7681004
It's clearly a looplet, and should manufacture more of them a lot more, many more, just in case whatever societies show up centuries down the line unearths and equips them as artifacts of mystical power.

>>7681007
You should have probably let it decompose a bit first.

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>>7681016
>>7681036
>tree uses some of the Anons blood to a peace symbol on the ground and placed Helix fossil he found earlier on it
>Tree starts preforming some sort of chant
I am Tree I am Tree I am Tree I am Tree I am Tree

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>>7681016
Uh, kill him? No, that was you.

>>7681036
...What?

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>>7681048
That's just creepy.

>>7681016
I don't really know where to start, though...I can't weld. Or fix anything...
-Shelldon

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>>7680965
... No idea. I trust your judgement.
>All of the kisses
>He gets all of them
I honesty have no idea how these things go...
>His arms snake around Gladion's waist
... So I doubt I'm really capable of making a good decision on such things.
Like I said, I trust you.

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>>7681048
Lo, speak to me my child.

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>>7681007
Hey bitch I'm the Grass/Ghost that goes around eating human corpses in a messy fashion.
Im gonna sue.

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>>7681056
...It was?
>>7681061
Uh. I'll help you in a second I guess?

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>>7681048
Uh, anyone got the number of the Lorax?

>>7681056
You got to think in really long terms.

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>>7681070
who the hell are you?

>>7681087
Maybe I should sit this one out, and let the people who can actually fix things do it... Don't want to mess it up further.
-Shelldon

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>>7681087
I mean, you went mega and killed him so..kiiiinda? Maybe?

>>7681070
...
>Stare™

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>>7681070
>Tree looks absolutely stunned
>he is speechless beyond words

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>>7681062
uh
phew im a little nervous so
lets go a little light this first time
>figure out how the fuck N's pants work
>is this a button or a zipper what the fuck

>>7681096
You did not summon me.
>>7681119
Yes?
>>7681122
Lo, I shall grant you one of anything. My child.
Speak.

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>>7681139
>Tree shakes himself out of his stunned silence
>Tree points to the beams He and Sheldon broke earlier
I am Tree

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>>7681116
You'll be fine buddy. Take some time to relax.
>>7681119
I seem to be able to do that pretty easily without the mega thingy.
...
>>7681161
...
Really.

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>>7681139
well duh, i still don't know who you are

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>>7681161
And on the first day Helix said.
Let there be light.

>The beams are fixed.

>Helix is gone.

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>>7681139
Nothing, just, looking at the being I follow.

>>7681168
..Yeah, but you kinda go..murder-y.
Maybe you won't with the thing? As much, at least?

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>>7681127
Fine by me.
>Damn you for making me stop and think about how his pants work
>It's a zipper
>And N is totally nipping at his neck while Gladion tries to figure it out

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>>7681196
Hooopefully not.
>Kiss him.
Before we try it out we should f-
>>7681189
>The beams are fixed.
Uh, Shelldon? Did you do that?

>>7681254
No...Of course not.
The weird guy did.
I can't fix anything.
-Shelldon

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>>7681254
I am Tree
>Tree excitedly waves pointing from the helix fossil to the Beams and back again repeatedly

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>>7681127
>>7681233
I suppose I can stay up for another few hours.

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>>7681265
>>7681272
...Well, either way, I'm not mentally prepared to deal with metaphysical shit.

I'm going to bed.

...You're here to stay now, right, Tree? And... more importantly, you can take night shift?

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>>7681233
>unzip those pants
>at least his undies are cute
>touch that dick bulge
hey niiiiiiice

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>>7681278
>UNIT ONE: CURIOUS BEEPING

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>>7681254
>Smooch the Stitch
Who knows, might do something else completely.

>>7681189
Thank you.

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>>7681278
Same, sir.
>Salutes camera, goes back to standing guard by the door

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>>7681321
Hello Unit One.
>>7681354
What?
Oh! Yes, I'm watching the corridors as well.

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well while i'm still waiting for the cool blonde guy, to say if he's going for a date or not
ask me any question while i'm waiting

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>>7681265
Uh huuuh.
>>7681323
>Snug the bf.
>Lift him up.
Boyfriend!!
>>7681387
If two guys were on the moon and one killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what

>>7681387
Have you ever accidentally sliced someones dong off?

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>Ghetsis's clone is secretly watching N and Gladions lewd through their window from the back of a Hydreigon
>he is eating a big plate of Mcghetsis burgers and fries along with an extra large soda

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>>7681403
>Has been hoisted
Y-yes?
>Slightly confused wak noise

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>>7681441
>Attempt to drop an anvil made of foam on Ghetsis.

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>>7681278
I suppose I should go to bed before it gets really noisy.

>>7681387
Tell me all about pawniard rape squads

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>>7681403
>Sandslash wakes up and sees this
GAAAY!
>digs away to go do Sandslash things

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>>7681311
Hmm....
>His breathing picks up, N biting Gladion's shoulder to muffle a slight groan, running his tongue along the spot in question afterwards
>N leans into the touch, one hand playing with the hem of Gladion's pants and the other making its way up his shirt back

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>>7681441
>A certain zap mouse is watching Ghetsis
>notinmyhouse.jpg
>Psychic a tennis ball into his dome.
'Chu need to leave 'cause the next one's not a tennis ball.

>>7681387
Do 'chu have, like, any fave foods that a human couldn't eat?

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>>7681446
>Start walking.
Do you trust me?
>>7681475
Might be.

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>>7681403
well yeah that would be fucked up,
>>7681408
of course not i know how to handle my bladed parts, and most of the time i'm having sex i wear protective clotes to my edged areas, i don't want to hurt my partner
>>7681459
sorry boy i'm not in that kind of crowd so i can't help ya, but they are a nasty bunch
>>7681485
well i can east some kinds of metal so there is that

>>7681490
>stick foot out

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>>7681441
You still owe me fries you fat fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>Jay attempts to intercept the fries, while evading anvils and balls

>>7681387
>Cool blonde guy
You need to be more specific.
The one with shades?
The one currently fucking his boyfriend?
The one dating his sister?

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>>7681490
Of course I do, Stitch.
>Chill and get carried by the plush bf

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>>7681456
>good job you caused him to spill his Soda
>>7681485
>and a few of his burgers
You want some?
>Ghetsis tosses a wrapped burger at the mouse
>>7681510
>hands fries over and two burgers as well

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>>7681519
>Zeta blinks
>Not for the first time, he wonders what it's like to eat

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>>7681481
>gettin me hot under the collar here gotta pick my descriptions up a bit
>he moans back, slipping a finger or two under the waistband of the boxers
hah dude
>he moans a little, kissing N's neck

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>>7681513
you know the one with the guitar
and he was dating his sister?
i thought the present was just a friendly thing
well fuck, why do the pretty ones are always wierd or gay?
or am i cursed to always have relationship problem?

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>>7681519
Late night snack has been secured. You have my permission shoo away the delivery boy.

>>7681526
Maybe one day, buddy.

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>>7681371
>UNIT ONE: CONFUSED BEEPING, PUZZLED WHIRLING, ALL THE SOUNDS OF NON-UNDERSTANDING

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>>7681503
>Floats over.
>>7681514
>Kiss the boyfriendo.
I'll carry you around bridal style from now on. You're cute.
>Head to those stairs.

>>7681552
>replace wak with stack of videogames
>push down stairs

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>>7681519
>steals burg.
Bro, this show isn't free. 'Chu need to leeeave.
>Psychics heavy-looking bag over.

>>7681526
'Chu seem, like, curious. What's up?

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>>7681552
...I'm okay with this.
>Blushu Overdrive™
>Puts my arms around the king

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>>7681567
I uh...
...Well, us Porygon don't eat. We can use items like Berries and Leftovers, yes, but the way we ingest them is... well, very different from eating, especially since... we don't taste it...
>>7681548
Oh, uh... all right.

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>>7681519
Oh well.
>>7681549
Are you interested? I thought it might be a good study for you. What do you think is going on in their room?
>>7681604
Don't you download a file and use the effect from the file? I could... Maybe wire something up for you to eat and taste with if you were really interested.
I'd been planning to do something like that with the units.

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>>7681567
>Tosses more burgers at the mouse
Go Away I wish to study Gladions hair so I know how to make the perfect french fry

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>>7681604
I got an idea, bro.
Can-
>>7681623
That might work.
I was gonna, like, suggest some psychic link stunts, but I dunno if that would work with Zeta.

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>>7681578
It'd be pretty funny to do while we were fleeing from someone.
>Head down those stairs.
>Smooch that fuggin snoot.
Good work on the stairs Shelldon!!

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>>7681623
Yeah, exactly that.
...
I'd like that, actually... thank you.

>>7681639
...
Well, I'm not exactly immune to Psychic-type moves... I'm open to trying that too.

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>>7681567
>>7681604
Put into technical terms, the matter emitter used to build the physical body and attacks of porygon can work in reverse, but in limited amounts. Although there are chemical sensors built for porygons, they aren't advanced enough to accurately describe taste or smells and are used for specialized tasks.

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>>7681538
>This is what happens when you erp with a novelist mate
>N tilts his head up and to the side, grantin full access to his neck
>He stops toying with the hem of the pants and starts fiddling with the belt buckle instead
>Not actually trying to undo, just messing with it
>His fingers scratch lightly at Gladion's back, following along the spinal cord and deviating occasionally for the shoulder blades

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>>7681639
>>7681651
You can try the psychic link for now I'm going to get on working on something that can function for eating and tasting.

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>>7681649
Hehe, yeah, it would be.
>Snoot: smooched.
>Kiss the King
I love you.

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>>7681667
I'm game. I Tried it for Azoth, and that, like, worked out pretty well.

>slightly tickly psychic poke
'Chu up for it now, or wanna wait?

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>>7681623
.............
......
..........
ANALYZING BEHAVIOR....
>Google: human courtship
COURTSHIP?
BODY HEAT DISTRIBUTION WOULD SUGGEST A MATING RITUAL.

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>sees all this happy couple
>totally alone
why does this happen to me?
does arceus hates me?

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>>7681703
...I wouldn't mind trying it now.

>>7681714
This is reverse modern media. Only the gay couples survive. You have to go find a woman if you want love.

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>>7681637
The perfect french fry is curly and double fried, you've got my fries secret now so please leave.

>>7681703
>>7681716
Not missing this

>>7681714
It might be your prickly personality

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>>7681665
>i have years of experience but geez im nothin to you
>gladion nibbles his neck, giving kisses between the nibbles
>pull N's boxers down juuuuust a bit
niiiice ehhh
>he shifts a little and kisses N's chest, slowly moving lower

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>>7681725
but tried once i was a lesbian for around six months and it didn't work either, she even punced me in the face
>>7681733
what do you mean by that i'm not prickly, where did you even get that

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>>7681716
Alright, bro. Starting off with a cup of coffee I, like, swiped from the mess hall.
>Ray sets up the psychic link...
>makes sure the coffee isn't too hot to drink
>tiny sip, to see if it's working.
I didn't taste that, so I'm guessing 'chu did?

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>>7681687
I love you too!!
A lot lot lot lot lot!
>Plop him down on the royal bed in the royal bedroom.
>Snuggle that wak.

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>>7681708
And that it is. Did I upgrade your speech capabilities those few days I was running on coffee alone?
>>7681714
>>7681755
Don't rush into a relationship. Take it slow. It took me a while to find the perfect person for me.
...
I mean I did build him but still.

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>>7681758
>The Porygon-Z blinks, placing a flipper to just under his 'beak'- where his mouth would probably be if he had one- as the bitter taste of coffee makes itself known to his mind.
That... that's taste...? I... nnh... I-I'm not sure I like it, to be honest...

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>>7681766
I love you mooore~.
>Hoo wow these are some quality snugs
>Cuddle the plush and kiss his cheek

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>>7681800
Coffee takes a little while to get used to, bro...
Maybe I should've started with, like, pancakes.
I got an Oran Berry. Let's try that instead...
>slow nibble of berry
It's like eating after a trip to the dentist. Kinda numb to noms. 'Chu like this better?

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>>7681788
i try but most people are scare of me, and don't even want to get near me, because of my blades, the ones who i get close mostly end up breaking with me due to the blades
i if removing them wasn't lethal for bisharps i would have removed them years ago, these things only make people hate you

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>>7681802
>Kiss the wak.
No way!! I love you waaaaaaaay more.
>Consider [redacted] maaaaaaybe a horn accessory?
.... Do you like gems? What's your favorite type?

>>7681826
>edit: Ray's numb to noms, not Zeta

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>>7681826
>The porygon blinks as the Oran Berry, with its strange mixture of flavors, runs through his phantom "mouth". It's a quite complex flavor to understand.
I... uh, I dunno about that one... uh.

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>>7681748
>I've got basically nada in the IRL sex and erp scene man this is mostly guess work so I'm glad to hear I'm not doing a shit job
>That's enough fiddling with the belt buckle - he's gonna have a hell of a time undoing that belt with one hand though
>He's breathing fairly heavily, shifting restlessly and arching into the touches and kisses
>You know what fuck the belt
>No more back scratches the belt's gotta go man
>The other hand joins the first in removing the damn belt

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>>7681758
>>7681800
>>7681826
>>7681857
...inteeeeeeeresting.

>>7681831
Who needs self pity when you have blades, no, you ARE blades

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>>7681831
...
Have you ever considered dating a ghost type? Most of them are immune to physical damage or if they aren't it doesn't matter too much.

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>>7681839
Okaaay, I'll let you win this one.
>Give 'em some smoochins
Uhm, yes, and uh, I like amethysts and ametrines alot, why?

>>7681857
Hmm...
Bitter's not a fave, Oran's so-so...
Wanna try something a little dry? I sto- er, acquired a Wiki Berry from the kitchens.
>Ray grins, and waits for Zeta's reaction as the link takes effect...

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>>7681917
>(e: fug)

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>>7681788
I DONT REMEMBER.
IF YOU DID IT WASNT CATALOGUED.
TROJAN ERASED THE MORSE CODE LOCK.
>"I DID BUILD HIM"
>ANALYZING
>CONCLUSION
>MOTHER FUCKING UNIT FIVE THAT BITCH

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>>7681873
>no no i promise you're doing good im breaking my no punctuation rule just for this
>gladion chuckles a little at the belt fuckery
you need help babe?
>casually reach into N's boxers and see if we can find the hidden gold
>well more like jungle filled with gold
>heres hoping for no booby traps

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>>7681917
>Zeta blinks softly, then his eyes open wide, as his phantom mouth is filled with the dry, slightly-saltyish flavor of the Wiki Berry.
>...How a *berry* can taste dry is a topic for another day
...I... I like that. A lot...! That tastes great...!

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>>7681923
I suppose it can stay.
>He laughs, looking at the readout.
Not Unit Five. Try again.

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>>7681907
Oooh Amethysts are really pretty.
>Kiss him.
It's a surpriiiiiiiiiise.
>Internally curse self for not [redacted] with the key stone that would have been romantic as fuck.

>>7681961
(Zeta's player, unfortunately going to have to put the experiment on hold since I'm falling asleep on my feet here. Good night)

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>>7681947
>Well that's nice to hear man I kinda got nervous like holy shit I don't want to accidentally 50 shades of grey tier porn
>Also no punctuation? Who are you, Dave?
>He was in the middle of saying "maybe", only to be cut off by a moan, squirming and arching into the touch
Ffffffuuuuck.
>Roll to vanquish the belt demon

>>7682035
(Ray's player here, its cool. Tomorrow is another day, and Ray IC is totes game for doing this again. Good night, bro.)

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>>7681985
Mhmm.
>Kiss kiss I'm already in love
A surprise, huhhh?
>IshetalkingaboutwhatIthinkhe'stalkingabout
>Internal excited wak sounds

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>>7681962
>"NOT UNITE FIVE"
>ANALYZING....
>CONCLUSION: UNIT TWO EXPERIMENTING IN A DIFFERENT WAY WITH COLRESS

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>>7682043
>nahhh you're good ill tell you if you get into weird territory maybe probably
>absolutely i strive my hardest to be as ironic as possible
>kiss him
>not booby trapped
>like imagine if there was a bear trap in there
>serious boner killer
>pull the boxers down
>nope belt demon is still strong someone get doomguy up in this
>roll to help wrangle the belt demon like the big damn hero you are
>preferably without a curling iron

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>>7682050
>Smooch that dang bf.
Yep. Hmmm...
>Would a ring be okay?? What if it broke in battle...
>A necklace? Maybe a bone accessory...
>... A "bone" accessory.
>Roll for a quick crotch peek.
>Genital slit probably. Can't pierce that bone.

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>>7682071
Nooooot Unit Two either.
Try again. Do you need a hint?

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>>7682109
>Tree is watching, probably though a window
>Still covered in Blood from that Anon He devoured
I am Tree

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>>7682084
>Fite me bitch I'm already role playing Dave we can't both be Dave'ing up in this shit
>No fuk u autocorrect Dave'ing is totally a word, as decided by me just now
>Stifle the moaning by Frenching the fry
>No booby trap but he totally could've still been wearing the godly lingerie if I hadn't forgot about it
>The belt is gone
>The evil has been defeated
>Now onto the next foe: the fly
>If this bitch can play guitar like a mother fucker he sure as hell better be able to get this damn fly with one hand
>N's now free hand slides across Gladion's ass, fingers held back enough that the palm of the hand is the only point of contact

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>>7682109
>Mack on that boyf like it's going out of style
Wonder what it could be? hehe~
>That peek wasn't very quick
>Ohhhhhhhhboywhat'sStitchupto?

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>>7682124
HINTS ARE UNNECESSARY. THROUGH THE PROCESS OF ELIMINATION I WILL BE RIGHT EVENTUALLY.
>NOT UNIT TWO
>CONCLUSION: UNIT THREE STEALING COLRESS INSTEAD OF THINGS ITS SUPPOSED TO

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>>7682200
Not Unit Three either. Keep trying, Unit One.

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>sitting on Fushiafags couch grumpilly
Everyones getting layed but me
I need to fix that
>Hops off of couch and out the door

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>>7682189
>Kissesssss all of the kisses.
>Return those dang kisses.
You'll see!!
>Oh fug it he's your soon to be husband might as well get a little personal.
>Touch just above the WakSlit™

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>>7682217
.......
>CONCLUSION: LOST OUT TO UNIT FOUR
>UNIT FOUR DOESNT EVEN HAVE A BRAIN
>OR A FUNCTION
>UNIT ONE: FORCED OPTIMISM: AT LEAST ITS NOT UNIT SIX

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>>7682173
>i'm like 5 minutes away from passing out holy shit
>dave'ing it up dude
>tongue oh shit
>french that salad back
>fuck it touch the goddamn dick lets see where this goes
>moan like your sex life depends on it and french that salad
>the fly is fucking defeated
>the true path is open, gladion's gaudy red boxers are revealed
>he's already fucking tenting in there you've got your hands full N

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>>7682234
>My smoochins have been called
>Time for another raise!
Okaaay, fine~.
>You almost touched the BoneZone™
>Suprised wak noises
S-Stiiitch, please.

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>>7682249
Not Unit Four either. You're getting warm though.

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>>7682282
>These are too many kisses.
>Kiss his neck.
Kehehe. Stitch please what?
>Touch the very tip of the BoneZone™

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>>7682282
>>7682316
I welcome everyone
To the Bone zone
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Pct_bsoVQg

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>>7682316
>Lets out a little tiny moan
H-Heyyy, that's still sensitive, heh.
>You touched the BoneZone™!
>You get a smol wak squeak for it

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>>7682275
>Sleep is for the weak ya wimp
>Last lewd I did got dragged on for 8 threads man I can wait if you decide to pass out on me it's no big deal
>Tbh having to wait to chat you up again is the sad part dude
>He's panting in between kisses, moaning against Gladion's mouth upon having his dick touched
>He dips his fingers into the waistband of the boxers, following and caressing along to the dip of his back before returning to the front
>N kicks his pants the rest of the way off because fuck em he's just gonna end up getting trapped by them that way

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>>7682285
>GETTING WARM
>WHEN PRESUMING UNIT FOUR
>THE PERSONALITY LESS HUSK
>CONCLUSION: IT IS UNIT SIX
>THE SCRAP METAL
>SOMEHOW

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>>7682361
Kehehe, it is?
>Trace over it lightly.
How sensitive~?

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>>7682380
Not Six either.
You've done two to six. Are you missing any?

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>>7682404
THE PROTOTYPE MODEL?

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>>7682417
I do have a fondness for the prototype model. No.
Last chance.

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>>7682392
Yesss, nnhh..very sensitiiive.
>You're making the cute bonehead squirm
>Lewd bonehead noises

>>7682392
>mega evolve the shortstack

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>>7682424
>UNIT ONE: ENGAGE ZONING MODE TO PROCESS INFORMATION
>PROCESS OF ELIMINATION SUGGESTS UNIT ONE
>ERROR: PROBABILITY; FACT; AND HONESTY FLAGGED FALSE FOR THIS OUTCOME
>UNIT ONE: PROCESS INFORMATION FOR ANY MISSED HIDDEN OUTCOMES

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>>7682433
>Kiss the b-
>>7682440
>Uh oh.
>>7682433
SSsssss I loooove you.
>Stick a finger in the BoneZone™.

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>>7682462
>Sit back.
>Possibly prep for Unit One to crash.
Did you figure it out?

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>>7682490
NO. THE HONESTY PROCESS MADE TO KEEP ME FROM LYING REFUSES TO ACCEPT THE ANSWER GIVEN BY THE LOGIC CENTER.

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>>7682471
I-I love you tooo-
>Ohgeezyoudidthething
>Lewd ass marowak moans
>Hasn't been touched there like ever because I'm a good wak
>This may change.

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>>7682508
Well you know what it is.
>He stands up and kisses Unit One.
You.

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>>7682521
>Cackle like a madman.
SSsss yyyou're cute. Why hhaven't we brokennn yyyyou yet?
>Fingerfuck the BoneZone™.
>Like its never been fucked before.

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>>7682545
W-wha-, hnn, ..b-broken me?..ahn..
>Bones is squirming and moaning quite a bit from this
>Probably because it hasn't been.
>The Bone™ starts swelling up against your finger

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>>7682633
Ccccute. Kekekeke.
>Bite him HARD.
>Grind against The Bone™.

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>>7682663
>Bones squeaks loudly as you bite into his shoulder
>Ohboythatsgonnaleaveanothermarkithink
>Bones: Bitch.
>Stitch: King.
>Dick: Out.
>The Bone™ is twitching and the Bonehead™ is as well.
>Along with making really obscene sounds and moaning Stitches name occasionally.

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>>7682754
>Give him the soul licc.
Hhaaahh keehehehe.
>He grinds against The Bone™ making sure not to leave the BoneZone™ out.
>He sticks two fingers into the BoneZone™, fingering it hard.
Sssss closse?

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>>7682779
>Bones has been made into a moaning, quivering mess of a wak
>Two fingers and a grind only intensifies this.
>Somehow he manages to moan out a yes between the regular ones and the squeaking
>The Bone™ confirms this by pulsing pretty hard against you

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>>7682865
>Kiss him on the mouth.
Sssshhhkekekeke.
I loooooove youuuu.
>Rub against The Bone™ hard.
Ccccome on let's sssee how much you make. Ccccum forrrrr mee.
>Put all three fingers in the BoneZone™ and fuck it hard.

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>>7682893
I-I lo-aahn-love y-you toooo~
>That's three more things than should be there
>This kills the Bones.
>And by that I mean it makes him gush wak juice all over himself and Stitch while moaning like a sylveon in heat.
>Bones promptly passes the fug out, that was way too good for him.

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>>7683001
>Lick a little up.
>Cuddle the passed out wak.

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>>7683001
>Tree saw the whole thing since he was watching through the window
>he places an oran berry on Bones for when he wakes up

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>>7683039
Hey good to see you back here tree.
What was all that noise though?
>peeks inside.
That's really adorable and gay.
Won't want to disturb them.
>Wanders off.

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>>7682524
>UNIT ONE: ERROR: INTERNAL VENTING SYSTEM OVERWORKED: EXTERNAL VENTING SYSTEM ACTIVATED
IT IS?
>ERROR: NO MOUTH: SOLUTION: BOOP WITH FACE

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>Gay baguette sounds in the distance

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>>7681906
well never dated one before so i might give it a try later, i just need to find one first
>>7681893
if that's what you think i always end up polishing them everyday anyway

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Meow.

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>>7685903
>Traditional French rolling pin KO

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>>7685940
>Cat collapses

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>>7685950
>Bring cat back to the meat section with the doggos

>>7685940
>>7685964
Calling the PETA/PETP on this cunt.

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>Rattling

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>>7685979
PETA? You mean the old world association for the protection of non Pokemon animals? Good luck, mon Cher, it doesn't exist anymore - priorities have shifted to the protection of Pokemon

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>>7685983
>Throw a rolling pin and attempt a KO

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>>7686009
>Angry rattling
>Bite

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>>7686023
Honhonhon, nice try!
Now I know your methods!
>Don pot lid as a shield
> Gotta roll higher than four to bite him
>Attempt to KO with cast iron pan

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>>7686058
>Snake is dead,slain by the Asian butcher in disguise

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>>7686087
Dish of the day, snake soup, to be prepared with the venom!

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>>7686058
>>7686009
>>7686125
hey blondy, do you cook with those ingredients?
i never saw a chef using them before

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>>7686142
Yes. I don't eat them myself, but there are plenty of clients who line up to do so.

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>>7686168
i guess, as long i as long as it doesn't taste wierd, maybe one day i'll eat at your restaurant
you will give me a discount right?

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>>7686206
... No? Why would I do that, mon cher? I run a business, not a charity.

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>>7686285
calm down there blondy i'm just joking
no sense of humor only gives you a headache, man

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>>7686309
You'd be surprised how many flings come back asking for a discount. Apparently the concept of a no strings attached one night stand is difficult to grasp.

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>Sandslash resurfaces near the oasis on his favourite sand dune
>lies back and relaxes with a cool glass of water after a long day of sanding and slashing
>the Pokedolls he found in the S.S. Libra last night are lying on the sand next to him
How've you guys been doing?

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>>7686347
i understand that, not like i would get the chance for a one night stand anyway, huh blondy

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>>7686619
Siebold is that guy you go to for a nice meal followed by a nice fuck. Last I was in Kalos he was exclusively a bottom so I doubt you'd really enjoy him anyway.

>>7686413
Trying to ignore everything outside of my house.

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>>7686932
i'll settle down for only the meal, he isn't is in females anyway, and even if he was i don't think he would be intersted in this sharp hunk of metal that i am

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>>7686959
Mon Cher, the entire league knows about my sexuality. Most of them have experienced it first hand.
>>7686932
Steven! La Cherie, when are you visiting Kalos again? I can clear time on my schedule for you.

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>>7686947
Why, what's going on outside man?
Hopefully it's nothing too bad.

>>7686959
Hey, don't beat yourself up about it. There's someone out there for everyone.
Maybe try traveling around a bit, see some new regions, meet some new faces. You're bound to find someone.

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>>7686959
Have you tried other Bisharps?
>>7687010
Not for a while, I'm afraid. And with the way things are currently going I won't be available for dinner if I do go.

you know, i always wondered what evolving felt like.

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>>7687010
by the way he said it was obvious, i think that he didn't knew that i'm a girl
alsi do you make any sweets? they are the best
>>7687093
well my first boyfriend was a bisharp and he cheated on me
>>7687061
i know, i know just that people don't tend to be attracted to most bisharps

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>>7687061
>A Flygon lands next to him
Dude you have to check this video out.
>It reaches into it's bag and pulls out a camera.
Stitches and Bones like totally boned.

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>>7684780
I thought it would be obvious. Now you're overheating again.
>Kiss the bugbot again.

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>>7687177
I could say the same about Sandslashes, or really any Pokemon with sharp claws, spines or whatever.
I really don't know what else to say to you than to not give up hope, you'll find someone eventually just like I found a cute bug to love.

>>7687208
...No thanks dude, I'd rather not see whatever ghost sex looks like.
Why were you even filming them?

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>>7687233
>Disguise dropped.
I dunno, for like, blackmail or something?

>>7687208
>The voice of the desert winds blows past
>It says "DELET THIS"

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>>7687220
.....
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: BOOP
>UNIT ONE: SECONDARY ACTION: HUG

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>>7687251
Come on man, that's not cool.
What would you even gain from blackmailing them?
...Assuming they even cared, that is.

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>>7687253
>>7687290
...
Yeah I shouldn't piss off curse ghosts sorry.
>Delet file.
Done. You want a lift back home?

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>>7687233
well, yeah they don't want to get stabbed by accident but that's why i made protective clotes just for the bladed areas, they don't hurt and are quite confortable
i did it myself

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>>7687299
Yeah actually, I just remembered there's something I wanted to ask Bones about.
>impales Pokedolls onto his back spines
You ready to go?

>>7687331
Yeah, my claws can be a real pain sometimes.
I almost accidentally cut some guy who got too close while I was digging.

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>>7687370
I have a bag...
Whatever.
>Disguise: go.
>Sandslash: Grab.
>Wings: Flap.
It's not that far, just hold on because I'm trying to expedite this.
>Nyoom.

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>>7687370
that's life for ya, also i hope you and you partner are happy

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>>7687260
>Hug Unit One back.
I enjoy spending time with you Unit One. Even if it's simple things like just working.

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>>7687410
...Force of habit.
>attempts to stay calm during the flight
>might be too fast for poor Sandslash

>>7687428
Good luck finding a partner of your own too!

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>>7687473
You alright?
>Slow it down a bit.
Sorry you're probably more used to Yanmega. We'll be there in another five minutes or so.

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>>7687524
Yeah, Yanmega doesn't fly nearly as fast as that.
Thank you for slowing down.

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>>7687568
>Finally arrive at the dang castle.
>Drop him off at the entrance.
Might wanna hang around until they wake up. I wanted to go check something out, you don't need anything else, do you?

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>>7687473
thank you, i'll try my best
also you are a cute guy, i would totally date you if you were single, but be sure to make who ever it is happy, ya hear

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>>7687635
>>7687568
Hail. Morning, Slash.

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>>7687635
Thanks mate.
I'm good for now, if for whatever reason you need me you know where to find me.
>lies back against a rock and waves with a claw

>>7687644
No problem, I just try to help out where I can.
I'll make sure to make Yanmega a happy bug too, don't worry.

>>7687683
Hey dude, how're you?

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>>7687700
Good. Been staring out at the sand for a while, but that's the guard's life for you. And you?

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>>7687683
Hey hey. If you guys need anything post it on the board. I'm going shopping.
>Fly outta there.

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>>7687714
Well I did what I usually do and patrolled around underground for a while.
Then I went and got some Pokedolls I found on the S.S. Libra wreck a while ago and went to chill at my favourite spot in the desert.
Which reminds me...
>pulls out a Bewear Pokedoll from his back spines
Here you go, I found one for each of us. It's pretty cool.

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>>7687448
Sir, it looks like some of the crew found TMs in storage.
They're being rolled out to the training room. They're mostly the sturdy newer models, I think.

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>>7680865
>antag.

It's all a matters of perspective really.

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>>7687772
>Accepts the doll, blinking softly... before squeezing it, a smile forming on his face.

...Thank you.

>>7687410
This is a really odd Zoroark alright

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you know somthing, it's really shitty that most of the time bisharps are always portrayed as bad guys in tv and movies
we are not all bad pokemon

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>>7687807
Anytime, buddy.
Any idea where the uh...king and queen are?

>>7687852
Not to get political but pokemon are better than blacks

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>>7687860
They're in the castle. Not sure where, sorry.

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>>7687852
You're not?

Mug anyone yet today?

>>7687873
Yeah we know.

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>>7687894
That's fine, I'll just wait around for a bit then.
I wouldn't want to interrupt anything.

>>7687923
Don't be rude, Gengy.

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>>7687852
I'm in agreement with you there.
There's some stereotypes thrown around that just don't help anybody. Bisharp being viewed as bad guys, the Trainer rumors about Goodras, Lopunnies, Hypnos, the list goes on and on and on...

Hell, I used to be numb to this stuff, but I've gone from not caring to caring a whole fucking lot in two months. If there's hope to change my old views, then there's hope for most folks to get with the program, too.

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>>7687923
no i didn't mug anyone,, nor any kind of crime
i'm a honest person and i work for money isntead of sleeping

>>7687940
>slaps ass

>>7687941
*instead of stealing

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>>7687934
Yeah yeah fine.... I'm just mad because everyone thinks the gengar is bad!

>>7687941
Do you work at a hair saloon or somethin'?

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>Clean self and the boyf up.
>Tuck the boyfriendo in and go make sure the castle is still standing.

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>>7687983
i work with fashion, i make clothes, too bad i can't wear anything that i make, unless i make specifically for bisharps

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>>7688033
>Cute bonehead snores

(Taking suggestions for Vermillion City gym leader because Emry left it!)

>>7688057
It isn't a fantastic help but they do make rubber caps to help the blades not be as annoying.

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>>7688057
Well... that's pretty ironic actually....
Idea! You could make special clothing for sharp pokemon by special order! That's a totally an untapped market!

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>>7688033
>Finds Shelldon poking around again
>He jumps at Stitches' presence
I haven't broken anything!

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>>7688071
>Why's he so cyoot.
>>7688111
>Pat him.
I believe yoooou. What's up?

>Watching this shitty castle from a cliff.
>Drinking sodas.
>This armor is so fucking stuffy I hate my job.

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>>7688111
>Suspicious bear glare

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>>7688134
Well, uh...Nothing.
Got bored, so I decided to look around the castle again. I'm trying to be careful, so I don't break anything...
I don't think I broke anything, at least.
Want me to go back to my pool?

>>7688080
(Maybe wait a few days first?)

>>7688085
i know, i make some of them but istead of rubber i use leather
>>7688110
you are not that big on fashion aren't you?
that already exists, you only have to look up for it
you don't know how big the market for pokemon with sharp edges is, it has a really big competition
at least know what you're saying before trying to give advice