HG thread
I have heard that the closest approaching holiday is named Valentine's Day. That sounds exciting.
>Dabs into the thread
Didn't some nigger have a Valentine's code at one point? I remember a theme game along those lines.
>>7672940
Congraats, boat-girl~. And thaanks.
>>7672976
Hmpf. The feeling's aaactually pretty nice if you agree to let it happen~. You just suffer from a bit of blood loss after, that's all, that's all!
>>7673046
Yeah, it's a day that celebrates love. Usually people spend it with their boyfriend or girlfriend...
*sigh*
>>7673069
...Are you alright?
What's with the awkward silence folks?
>>7672973
Only possible leakers are Stocking and Yosgay really, don't talk much with other gays.
There could be ERP leaks, but I don't ERP with suspicious goys.
>>7673046
>>7672952
You can of course make sounds while you wait.
Talk, for example.
>>7673046
Poor El isn't here for it
Why has samefag not killed himself yet?
>>7673046
It's just a classic tradition. I'm a bit too old for it myself.
>>7673123
He can't figure out a way to RP is logically.
>>7673123
Who is samefag?
>>7673072
Hey, I'm not a nigger, nigger.
>Entering in le ebin raid games
Proving them right.
>>7673079
>Plague Knight folds his arms over his chest and glares at Kurumi.
I'm not convinced. You're the one wanting to suck my blood, after all. For all I know, I'd die outright.
>>7673123
Because Suicide dosen't make me happy.
>>7673072
>I think that was Nymph who did it. The winner ended up being the one person to not get a date at the end. It was fun.
>>7673105
Oh. It is a holiday that celebrates love. Consider me less excited then.
>>7673112
What do you wish to talk about then? I have nothing to add.
>>7673118
I suppose it is for her. But if you knew her, she likes what she calls 'beauty rest'. I do not think it does anything.
>>7673132
How classic? I just learned of it. I had thought they named it after myself.
>>7673166
Yes we're proving their point of "If quads ban hg and erp" quite well.
>>7673166
>caring about furfaggots' opinions
What a nice little cuck
>>7673166
Hosting in a pointless thread is raiding now?
>>7673192
>implying we violate any rule and justify a ban
You don't deserve this (You).
>>7673171
If I waanted to kill you, I would've done it already, huuh?
>>7673178
Yeah, if you're single, it's pretty much just another day.
>>7673213
(You)'re right, I don't.
Mostly because I'm not one of the furfaggots.
>>7673225
I wouldn't have let you if you even tried.
>>7673178
I did mean in general, but if I recall correctly, you too asked me how I was doing during your absence.
>>7673178
People have been doing it for years before the nuclear apocalypse happened.
The only reason why we still know about it today is by spread of word.
>>7673250
Ooh, but you wouldn't have a say in the matter. I'm a vampire, silly! Kehehe...
>>7673226
That is not what I mean. I do not mind being single, if that is what you call it. I fail to see the point of it.
>>7673251
You are correct. Hmm. What do I ask? I suppose the first thing is if they are any troubles?
>>7673260
So they did not name it after me or my sisters. Upsetting. How it always been about this love?
>>7673278
I know you are. That doesn't mean I can't kill you if you make the wrong move. Hee hee hah!
>>7673308
Oh, some insolent fools are trying to get under my coat.
But what does a princess care about the jester's antics? Ridiculous nonsense, nothing more.
>>7673334
Who said I'd give you time to react~?
So now that Hoshi's gone, who's the general boogeyman. Junko? LF? KK? Oldfags? Bolin? Aussa?
>>7673308
How? Shoot, I dunno myself. A lot of us don't know too much about the past. We can't read the weird symbols in the books that are made in the past, most of our memories are foggy... It's a miracle that we still even remember fragments of our past lives.
I can't tell you why. Sorry about that.
>>7673369
Erm, well...vampires cannot possibly be instantaneously quick.
>>7673393
King Bob
>>SevenSixSevenThreeThreeNineThree
You are. Drink bleach, goy.
>kissu
>>7673393
Me! I'll be the boogeyman.
>>7673393
Baron is the scapegoat.
Jude is the boogeyman
Aussa is our savior.
>>7673308
Oh. Well, like I said, it's to celebrate love and finding it. Usually, couples buy gifts in preparation for it and exchange with each other. Gifts like chocolate, flowers, cards, and whatever else they might like.
>>7673403
>And in the blink of an eye, she's behind him, arms slung over his shoulder casually.
Oooh~?
>>7673413
>Hah.
>>7673406
Oh shit, who am I going to shitpost now?
>>7673410
Do you have a horsecock?
>>7673413
Don't forget to buy my sim, and help me get more IPs
>>7673393
I'll give you one guess.
>>7673413
>Aussa
>savior
That's just wrong.
>>7673393
Matoi
>>7673413
>Aussa is our savior
>I wouldn't want them to lead me, if they can't lead themselves. That's like making a potato your tactician.
>>7673440
Fucking kill yourself already Deancuck
>>7673348
It is ridiculous if you let those words get to you. I do not care much for royalty but you should still attempt to look better than them. Anything else?
>>7673394
All of that to say no. Interesting. I appreciate the insight even though I have gotten no answers. Do not apologize.
>>7673419
Understood. But what makes this day more important than others? Would it not make sense to do it any 'normal' day as well?
>>7673413
>Aussa is our savior.
10 outta 10 bait.
>>7673440
t. deancuck
I'm too lazy to find a Ryuko pic
>>7673424
No, but I've got flare and can really pull off being a villain if I try.
>>7673442
>A potato isn't your tactician
I bet your tactician is an orange you pleb normie weeaboo faggotty ass bitch
>>7673465
How about using this one
>>7673477
Host. You dirty yet cute cripple
>>7673478
>>7673442
>Can I be an apple instead?
>>7673480
I meant something like this. If I ran through my folders, I could make a pretty decent Ryuko folder only to cuck him every day.
>>7673477
Do you ee arr pee?
>>7673467
>About as decent of my barely working cheese grater.
>>7673478
>I trust an apple than a potato. Oranges are for people with no taste.
>>7673490
>Nah, you're a walnut.
>>7673488
Okay, but only really quick.
>>7673493
Depends.
>>7673451
Well, uh... I mean, I don't know! It's just been a thing ever since I was born so I never really thought about it... Why do we have a whole day set aside for that?
>>7673490
Be an Avocado instead
>>7673504
>kisses cheek
>>7673451
Shit did I ramble again? My bad.
>All these boogeymen wannabes
Move out of the way faggots
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBuYfDLkq00
>>7673421
Keh?!
>Plague Knight shoves Kurumi off him as he leaps forward.
...Perhaps I was somewhat hasty. I've not known vampires to be this swift before. Heheh...
>>7673504
Oh goy here we go, someone contests my title of boogeyman
>>7673467
>decent
Hoshi just because you're supposedly "gone" doesn't mean you have to keep trying to make us a shit place
>>7673504
>Emi will never hotdog you until orgasm with her butt
Pass the bleach, someone.
>>7673499
>>7673510
>I'll accept walnuthood.
>>7673519
>The vampire doesn't resist the motions, floating like she's reclining her back on the air.
I could run from one end of a village to another, in the blink of another, kehehe.... Never met one before, huh, huh?
>>7673539
>>7673515
Thanks.
>>7673525
May the best baddie win.
Also, entry will begin next post. I've got something to take care of first.
>>7673539
>Gives high concentration bleach.
>>7673539
Selling bleach, right here right now. It's cheaper than buying from the jews.
>>7673507
I am pleased to know that I am not the only one to find it odd. And who is this Valentine they decide to name after it if it is not myself? It is most confusing.
>>7673517
I repeat my last statement. It is clear you have a lot of passion for the past. I have been told it is not a bad thing.
>tfw Jude calls me a Goyim
I'm 25% Jew tho
>>7673542
Well...no. I've certainly read about them, but nothing ever mentioned quickness of this magnitude! Hah hah!
>>7673563
Why, here are you, convenient and friendly merchant.
>reaches for wallet
I will take one jug of your finest bl-
>notices menorah
W-waaaaaait a second here...
>>7673575
>>7673525
>samefag
>>7673579
Bleeergh. Lemme guess, that Dracula guy, huh?
Post your 24 tributes.
If you want, ofcourse..
Entry starts here. I need 36.
>>7673575
>Jew ava
>The avafag isn't jewish himself
immersion fucking ruined
>>7673595
You saw nothing it's just a simple candle holder.
>>7673605
>>7673607
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7673607
>>7673605
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7673605
>>7673607
Shii
>>7673605
>>7673607
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7673607
>>7673605
Walnut-chan
>>7673605
>>7673607
Otabek Altin
>>7673605
>>7673607
Tiny snek
>>7673607
Mashiro
>>7673622
>Pets
>>7673572
It's interesting seeing the past before the apocalypse happened. Lots of leftovers flying around all about.
>>7673605
>>7673607
Fish
>>7673575
>Only 25%
Oy vey.
>>7673572
It's probably named after someone else that just happened to have the same name...
>>7673605
>>7673607
Sash Lilac
>>7673605
>>7673607
Patorikku
>>7673607
>>7673605
Eggman-kun
>>7673603
Him, as well as several unnamed others.
>>7673605
>>7673607
Plague Knight
>>7673605
>>7673607
Senshougahara
>>7673618
>I call another anon a goy
>wtf Jude isn't a jew
???
>>7673605
>>7673607
Konngara
>>7673605
>>7673607
Len
>>7673621
I love this pic
>>7673605
>>7673607
Vore
>>7673605
>>7673607
Reigen Arataka
>>7673607
Lain Iwakura
>>7673451
Obviously. The most they achieve is annoy me.
And I do look quite beautiful, if I dare say so myself.
As for what else happened in my life, well.
As much as it pains me to admit it, I have been feeling rather stagnant lately.
>>7673605
>>7673607
Captain Luna
>>7673605
>>7673607
Ninja pupper
>>7673629
if only
>>7673393
I'll be your boogeyman, ya filthy kike.
>>7673605
>>7673607
Bolin
>>7673605
>>7673607
Lord Beerus
>>7673644
He's weak, he's weak! He always just dragged our reputation through the mud!
>>7673607
>>7673605
Maa
>>7673605
>>7673607
Vinny Vinesauce
>>7673629
COULD IT BE?
>>7673605
>>7673607
Angry pupper
>>7673605
>>7673607
Reimu Hakurei
>>7673629
lmao
>>7673629
>slaps dem bitchin' titties
>>7673629
m-masaka
>>7673607
>>7673605
Pidge
>>7673635
hey joris
>>7673605
>>7673607
Siegbert
>>7673605
>>7673607
The Player
>>7673629
Responding to fit in
Well than i will host next..
>>7673681
How unfortunate that he's the vampire posterchild! Ah hah hee hah!
>>7673605
>>7673607
Grand Dad
>>7673702
Furfag<Sanae<Reimu<Sanae
>>7673719
We're nothing like him! Nothing!
>>7673660
>the original
>>7673737
>Sanae on there twice
????
So...Am I missing why people like Fyxe? I remember nothing of significance and they only mentioned their tits
>>7673738
Nothing, hm? Do you both not drink blood? Do you both not fly? Are you both not deathly allergic to a stake through the heart? Hee hee hah!
>>7673762
>not knowing of her slutty clone
>>7673637
Maybe for yourself. I cannot be bothered to care about it.
>>7673641
Oh. That makes sense. I despise that I have to share my name with such a day. When we first spoke, you sounded as if you were upset by not having a partner.
>>7673717
Your attempt is appreciated. Your timing needs work.
>>7673672
Another joke? I suppose that was amusing. If you are feeling that way, then it is time for a change.
>>7673764
Fyxe<Shit
Just autism my dude
>>7673764
their tits and CJ with Furry Porn
>>7673764
She was a host and that's good enough for me desu.
>>7673764
Fyxe is based
>>7673782
What joke?
unless I've missed someone, we're still two short.
>>7673793
>Fyxe
>Based
Kys
>>7673737
>>7673805
>A host
>not based
kys
>>7673772
Even so, he's like a drop in the bucket! Hmpf!
...And you actually have to destroy us utterly, kehehe...
>>7673803
Ichigo
>>7673793
>Wiggins
>>7673773
Which one is the slutty clone?
>>7673805
u mad lol
>>7673782
Y-Yeah, I kinda am... But what girl wouldn't be a little sad about not having a cute, dependable boyfriend?
>>7673803
Beruka
>>7673764
I had fun with Fyxe. She always took time out to help with my RP.
She was, in a word, based.
>>7673708
Suck the fattest AIDS infested cock you can find STAT
>>7673841
rood
>>7673807
>B-Better?
>>7673815
I assume it isn't as simple as "throw garlic at you."
>>7673851
If you wanna make us aaangry.
>>7673841
nice rp
Screencapturing thing was being a bitch.
>>7673807
I want to penetrate the armpits of these harlots.
>>7673800
You use my words of looking better than them and twisted it to be about your appearance. I repeat, amusing.
>>7673829
I assume someone like me because I do not. But if you feel that way then you know what you need to do.
>>7673876
I see no mistakes. Proceed when ready.
>>7673834
>based
You mean spoon feeding you.
>>7673834
That doesn't sound like being based desu that sounds like being a friend
>>7673885
Stop that, they are my wives.
>>7673876
No time for delay.
>>7673848
Die.
>>7673870
I'm about to roleplay you here inna second
>>7673867
...Crucifixes? Sunlight? Surely there's some truth to one of those.
>>7673876
Fine, fine, let's begin.
>>7673909
wow
...rood
>>7673909
damn...
how will i ever recover?
>>7673807
In whatever universe would anybody have to pay a 2hu for sex? They're sluts.
>>7673876
I'm ready to go!
>>7673893
I don't, actually. You have tips for getting a guy?
>>7673908
>Lilac gives the girl a big ol' hug
Good luck out there, you!
>>7673919
>Cirno
>implying
>>7673893
>I see no mistakes.
Where are the districts then?
>>7673903
I have to learn somehow.
>>7673906
All my friends are based.
>>7673908
Just a minor inconvenience. It should not be enough to stop me. Continue with the mission.
>>7673938
>not learning through trial and error
This is why your rp can never be as good as the best
>>7673908
>>7673941
Treat them well
>>7673954
I'm okay with not being a good RPer. Hell, for practice I used to RP as a loaf of bread, but when I came to HG everything changed.
>>7673925
It's terminal. I'm so sorry.
>>7673958
Bombs away! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7673893
Ah, yes.
I suppose it could be considered a jest.
>>7673908
Why, how nice of you!
>>7673764
Host, fun to talk to, host, here often, host, good are pee, host.
>>7673958
>Lilac spends the whole day trying to think of a way to ride the pretty horse
>She thinks about dropping on it's back from above, but after some thought, decides against it.
>>7673958
>>7673992
let me see ur dick
>>7674016
Pay the fuck up. You know my price
>>7673807
>Sanae paints her nails while Reimuu is too lazy
Confirmed best girl
>>7673932
I am not the best creature to ask about this. If only my sister was awake. Hmm. One thing I have done to unintentionally attract others is wear what they think is a low amount of clothing.
>>7673938
That is clearly not a mistake but a stylistic choice made by the host.
>>7673958
Immortals are always troublesome.
>She looks at her now missing arm, covering it with her cloak.
Minor damage. Must continue.
>>7674013
I have only managed to wound an immortal. No casualties yet.
>>7673999
Are you telling me you did not notice yourself? Maybe I am getting to precise in the art of joking.
>>7674031
remind me again
>>7673958
I should probably kill her here and now, but I'm sure I'll see another opportunity.
>>7674013
Zzzzz...
>>7674038
Painted nails are disgusting
Sanae is best girl because of her two bitchin' personalities
>>7674005
Cancer games, eh, cancer games, here way too much, cancer games, kinda shit rp, and cancer games. Oh, but I forgot to mention the cancer games.
>>7674013
>>7674013
I've already completely forgotten its name.
>>7674071
I'm too used to those to be killed by them! Hah hah!
>>7673885
>>7674070
>here way too much
???
>>7674071
Both of you are weak for the actions that happened. our sacrifice will cease to be of importance when I kill him.
>>7674013
What!? But my cooking never tastes this bad!
>>7674041
O-Oh... I couldn't do that, it'd be way too embarrassing...
>Lilac's cheeks flush briefly at the thought of walking around scantily clad
...Plus, it might just end up netting me run-ins with creeps, so that's a definite no-go.
>>7674065
>Painted nails are disgusting
We can't be friends.
>>7674089
What the fuck.
>>7674047
Hand over your panties
>>7674089
Why.
>>7674071
>>7674114
show me ur dick first
>>7674071
No way am I going to let myself lose to him; I better play it safe and run.
>>7674089
delete this
>>7674089
>>7674041
It was a play on words. One could consider it a joke, yes. I wasn't going to, but it is valid nonetheless.
Why do I want to fuck the vamp?
>>7674071
Do that again and I will show you exactly how I deal with insolence and betrayal.
>>7673913
If you're young and weak~.
>>7674070
>cancer xD
huh. never thought about it that way...
>>7674089
>>armpitfags and gurofags team up
>Someone take me away from here
>>7674013
I count close to three dozen in the...four or so days I've been here. Possibly more.
>>7674089
I'm more worried about her tongue than anything
>>7674119
>>7674097
Understood. Creeps deserve to perish, correct? One thing they also found attractive about me is my aloofness. You could attempt to be like that.
>>7674119
>She stares blankly at the vermin. Grabbing them and smacking them against the wall to get back to sleep.
>>7674089
Delet this roight nao Goyim
ROIGHT NAO
>>7674122
Let me see the product
>>7674119
>Choking and gurgling noises are heard under Plague Knight's mask as he dies.
>>7674146
Which you seem to be, aside from the "ridiculously fast" aspect.
>>7674197
>holds out panties
>>7674119
It's not ideal, but at least I can survive without food. Finding others is still a priority.
>>7674132
And what is a play on words if not a subset of joking?
>>7674178
Do not ask me why. I do not know myself.
>>7674203
Am not! I'm about six-hundred!
>>7674089
I regret making the armpit comment now. Jeasus.
>rises from the grave.
>>7674178
>>7674229
Good, get the fuck out
>>7674241
>buries
>>7674241
>Pushes you back to your grave.
kys Baron
>>7674224
Six hundred? You don't look a day over sixteen! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7674241
>pushes back down into the grave
armpitsu~
>>7674180
I... Can't really do that either. I'm terrible at hiding how I feel, and I don't want anyone to think I'm cold or anything. That might make boys stay away from me.
>>7674223
>Literally who is that?
>>7674241
Z-Zombie!
>>7674246
>She doesn't laugh. At all.
>>7674255
no
>>7674269
shut up it's a decent fetish
>>7674208
>Breaks out the blacklight for inspection
>>7674269
Sweaty armpitsu to lick after a good meal
>>7674246
>>7674273
>who is Cirno?
Are you new, you seem new.
>>7674292
bitchin
>>7674246
I appreciate you for being a convenience. It is almost like my sister is present. I can not figure out why though.
>>7674241
What are you doing back here?
>>7674273
>>Literally who is that?
You'll find out when a braindead 2hu comes thristing after you with one line RP.
>>7674269
>armritsu~
>>7674256
>>7674261
>>7674268
>Starts trying to dig her way out
>>7674273
Hello!
>>7674300
Master wants me to patrol!
>>7674295
Get me the hell outta here ya brainless bimbo!
>>7674295
Lady Valentine...It has been a while now, wasn't it? Would you care to take shelter with me in this..this...whatever it is.
>>7674265
Don't believe how strong I am, human~?
>>7674292
>punches
>>7674318
>Removes your seal located on your forehead
>>7674297
>>7674303
>Just joking, boys. I know who he is.
>>7674318
D-Don't try to eat my brain!
>Lilac takes up a defensive stance
I'll beat you up and send you back to your grave!
>>7674292
>licks
>>7674273
The character Cirno is from touhou, the blue-haired fairy girl with ice crystal wings. I don't believe that you are capable of using 4chan or the internet at large without runnng into about a thousand pictures of her. Pronounced "CHEER-no".
The fag that plays her here is a touhou-obsessed OCD patient off their meds who is notorious for getting massively asshurt about sexualizing touhou characters.
>>7674273
He's cancer, avoid at all cost
>>7674273
I suppose you are correct. It would not fit your demeanor. Hmm. What else is there? Maybe you can make yourself look as though you are weak.
>>7674295
>>7674326
I have nothing else. I accept your proposal. Just know that it is temporary.
>>7674318
Your master? So you have a purpose? I had thought that goes away after you perish.
>>7674211
I'd call it more of a subset of humour in general.
A joke seems more set up, whereas a play on words is just a little tweak in a conversation.
>>7674295
>>7674318
>>7674348
>>7674379
>after anon rips off the seal, the zombie just sits down, staring into the distance and spouting incoherent haiku
>>7674379
>>7674393
Temporary you say? Duly noted. Do you wish assistance in preparing a meal or will you be fine on your own? If not, I will go on and fortify this position.
>>7674393
Goddammit, you must be cheatin'!
>>7674333
Well, it's not that I don't believe. It's just that appearances can be deceiving, correct?
Also, I'm certain if I say "no" you are going to lunge at my neck.
>>7674393
>>7674393
>She spits out what she has but it is too late.
Vision fading... must remember to... never cook again.
>>7674420
>She has her head in her arms, groaning all the while.
Next time I wish to eat, I will acquire your services. I am fine for now.
>>7674392
I see. If only I could write this down. It is vital to being effective at this.
>>7674379
But then they'll just think I'm a doormat... Maybe I should just wear something fancier, like a kimono or something. That could help.
>>7674400
Uh... Is it dead? Or undead?
>>7674434
Nope~! I would've just gone and grabbed a tree, kehehehe....
>>7674438
Guess she ended up not being convinced after all, or maybe she was just angry.
>>7674460
...Now this, I have to see! Hee hee hah hah!
>>7674438
Just leave me alone, alright? And don't try to double dip me either!
>>7674464
JAYSUS CHRIIIST!
>>7674453
I'd recommend just trying it out.
I know someone who wanted to make a science out of it. It did not work.
>>7674464
>>7674400
>Her face shows that she doesn't care. She give a sigh at the rambling.
And here I thought I found something interesting. The dead should just stay dead.
>>7674455
Of course. Changing your appearance is an effective way to stand out compared to the others. I recommend something similar to my garments.
>>7674467
>And just like that, she's gone. A distant crackling sound can be heard after a fair moment.
>>7674453
You are aware of my parentage. Rest assured I took plenty of culinairy lessons. It might not be luxurious but it will fill an empty stomach.
>He nods towards Ramlethal''s stomach
Without causing that. Good fortune and a swift recovery.
>>7674488
...Oh dear. What have I done.
>>7674499
>>He nods towards Ramlethal''s stomach
bitch we know u wanna tap that
>>7674485
>Deep, dissapointed sigh
How can I face my peers like this if I fail when the time is most dire? Unacceptable and unbecoming.
>>7674485
He looks like a rough dude, but he's a nice guy taking the bullet like that.
>>7674522
I most certainly do not. As much as I agree that Lady Valentine has some attraction to her, I cannot be a man to any woman untill I have proven myself in a proper fashion.
>>7674513
>In the distance, the tallest tree visible, a towering giant sequoia, falls over.
>>7674486
Yeah, yeah, that's perfect!
>Lilac's eyes practically light up
Now I just need to save up enough money to get something nice for myself... And maybe my other friends too.
>>7674539
who u foolin?
that bangin bod is yours for the taking
>>7674560
>Plague Knight looks around uneasily.
...Someone? Anyone? I'd appreciate even a little company right now. Keheh...
>>7674560
bitch there aint no sequoia trees in hg get the fuck out
hg isnt in california that place is a shithole
>>7674534
Or maybe he is just reckless because of his condition. He certainly isn't laying down and dying.
>>7674480
What if I fail? I cannot let that opportunity happen.
>>7674499
Of course. Your mother was an excellent cook. I should have expected that her expertise would have passed down to you.
>She lets out another groan, not bothering to get up or even look at him.
I should survive this. I appreciate your concern.
>>7674561
Good. I am glad to have been of assistance. Getting something for your allies. Is that expected of Valentine's Day?
>>7674485
Eat up, hambones! Ha ha ha haaa!
>>7674534
Don't tangle with the Inner Circle, or else we're gonna have some freakin' problems, alright?
>>7674565
Now why would I ''claim her body''? Do you take me for a savage, faceless one? I'd rather take my own life than dishonour a woman like that.
>>7674597
nice guys finish last
>>7674587
This holy shit fuck cali/californians.
Trump needs to build a wall around that cesspool.
>>7674588
I didn't wanna have to do that to you. Now I gotta get that Consuela broad in here to clean up.
>>7674587
>California is the best state
Ftfy.
>>7674578
>After a few moments, the 'top' end of the tree can be seen bounding up and down as it draws near, and coming in to view...the vampire is holding the whole thing up with a single hand.
>>7674588
Final two! Can this undaunted undead pull the win?
>>7674631
nice rp
>>7674590
''Was''? She is still very much alive, gods be good. I do not think the gods of death want her to depart yet. Not while she still delivers condemned souls at their doorstep.
But enough about her. You have a bad case of food poisoning.
>>7674601
So be it then, faceless one. A small price to pay to keep my honour and self esteem intact.
>>7674612
>best state has a water crisis
>>7674590
>oogles that bangin bod
>>7674635
It's you and me now, ya dumb broad! Get back in the kitchen and make me a fucken' sandwich!
>>7674590
Oh, yeah. Some people give gifts to friends who don't happen to be their significant other too, but I doubt I'll be able to get anything by then. And thanks for the help... Uh, sorry, what was your name again?
>>7674631
>Plague Knight stares at Kurumi for a few seconds.
...I knew exactly what to expect and I'm still kind of awed.
>>7674590
Then it will be a valuable lesson. Another opportunity will surely arise.
>>7674635
The Finn fucking ruins it but yes-
>>7674661
>squeezes your vagina
>>7674676
Thanks for hosting. And congrats I guess.
>>7674676
he-
>>7674686
-fucking can! Congrats and thanks for playing everyone!
>>7674686
Thank you for the match, and congratulations to the specter.
>>7674676
YES! YES! YES! I FREAKIN' LOVE THIS GAME BABY!
>>7674686
Thank you very much for letting me win! Ha ha ha haaa!
>>7674662
You humans are always so doubtful~.
>She spins the tree around in her hand to make it face the other direction, before turning around and...throwing it like a javelin in the direction she took it from.
>>7674686
Congraats~. And thanks, lady!
>>7674692
Congrats, and thanks for hosting.
>>7674679
>Uppercuts you right in the jaw
>>7674686
Congratulations!
>>7674692
Thanks a lot for the game.
>>7674692
Thank you for the game
>>7674709
>swallows your fist and starts voring you
>>7674643
>>7674620
>t.flyover babbys
>>7674712
Nice pits
>>7674639
I did not intend in that way. I just thought that her condition would have her be near useless. No offense was meant with that statement.
And that may be true. What can you do about it?
>>7674646
>She thoroughly ignores the perverted presence.
>>7674661
I must act quickly then. I am running out of time. My name is Ramlethal Valentine. I expect you to give yours as well.
>>7674669
I just do not like to fail. It always make me feel foolish.
>>7674692
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>7674692
Thanks for hosting mate.
...And now give another 24.
>>7674676
>>7674686
>>7674692
Well fought, for a body completely void of flesh and muscle. Thank you for hosting.
>>7674692
My thanks for having all of us. Your effort's appreciated.
>>7674735
Kurumi
>>7674728
>>7674735
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7674735
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7674735
Ash Crimson
>>7674735
Suz
>>7674735
Otabek Altin
>>7674735
HGfag remover Lori
>>7674684
>>7674696
>>7674698
>>7674707
>>7674709
>>7674732
I love winnin', baby, it's what I do!
>>7674735
John Conquest
>>7674735
Starscream
>>7674735
Beruka
>>7674735
Chrom
>>7674732
I do believe that is normal.
For everyone.
>>7674735
Captain Luna
>>7674732
No offense taken. As for your unfortunate condition. As much as it is not my place to suggest so, you should rest and avoid fattening or sweet food. And find a way to get it all out of your system. That is all I can give you. My apologies, Lady Valentine.
>>7674735
Siegbert
>>7674735
Okuyasu
>>7674735
Itsumi Erika
>>7674735
Ramlethal Valentine
>>7674716
>You vore a hologram
>>7674732
Sash Lilac! But most people just call me Lilac. Thanks for the help, Ramlethal!
>>7674735
Sash Lilac
>>7674735
Lain Iwakura
>>7674735
Eggman-kun
>>7674735
Drill Sergeant
>>7674735
Len
>>7674735
Mashiro
>>7674686
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7674692
I suppose I should thank you.
>>7674698
>Plague Knight watches all of this with a mixture of awe and horror.
...Alright, you've proven you're superhuman. To what end?
>>7674735
Plague Knight
>>7674735
Fish
>>7674791
Ban this fag
>>7674836
Why?
>>7674735
Grand Dad's Daughter
>>7674836
>banning Lain
How about I ban you?
>>7674759
I'm gonna kill you myself, lady! Tiger! Tiger! Tiger up her cunt!
>>7674860
c-cute!
>>7674860
>Grand Dad's Daughter
So mom or aunt?
>>7674860
memes aside this is cute
>>7674769
Post your info so I can find you and fight you for touching Best Husbando like that.
>>7674860
>Joel's and Silvagunner's greatest creation
>>7674813
To no end~. Vampires are the strongest, most durable...and the most magically-gifted species. Ke-he-he-he....
Reminder that if you don't RP to the games, you are cancer.
>>7674773
Are you certain? I sometimes feel that I am the only one that cares for such a thing.
>>7674776
I suppose a burger falls into one of those two categories.
>She gags a little, swallowing down what was in it.
This is truly unfortunate. You do not have to apologize. I will be stronger because of it. If it does not kill me.
>>7674790
You are welcome. Hm. You are calling me by my full name? It feels... odd.
>>7674897
What happens if I hit you with sunlight though?
>>7674904
Reminder that I'm the one who decides what's cancer and not this no-name anon
>>7674888
Chrom is a slut! SLUT!
>>7674896
>SiIvaGunner's creation
>No Triple-Q did the original smol nozomi
>>7674905
It might not, but it might leave you in a weakened state for a long time if you do not take the proper precaution, you can imagine how unfortunate that would be in a place as volatile as this.
...I should stop trying to be the wise old sage when I am but a mere boy.
>Siegbert
>>7674896
But it all started because Triple-Q wanted to post his waifu.
[spoiler]Not going to deny it, but she's a cutie[/spoiler]