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Pokemon are NOT for sexual

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I want my braixen to be a total fucking tease and always show off since her ass is bigger and juicier than any other trainer's ass

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I wanna fug rotomdex.

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>>7667961
actually, they are
However, they are not ONLY for sexual
well most of 'em anyway

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>>7667961
>Pokemon are NOT for sexual.
Objectively incorrect.

>Female Salandit and Salazzle produce a pheromones that attract males of all species, including humans.
>Salazzle pheromones are diluted into luscious perfumes.
>Salazzle form a harem of male Salandit after they evolve.
>Salazzle can learn Captivate, Swagger, Pound, Sweet Scent, Double Slap, Nasty Plot, Taunt, Attract, Confide, Sleep Talk, many of which are leveling moves.

>>7668338
>Double Slap
>Sleep Talk
Sexual?

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>>7667961
Tell that to gardevoirs.

They would literally want to have their trainers' babies.

>>7668388
Some Pokemons like to be on top.

Others cuddle with their Trainers and whisper into their ears after they fall asleep after a night of fun.

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>>7668406
>Ralts are not baby-type Pokemons
>Therefore, they can breed.
Would you? What about a Kirlia?

I would like to raise a Ralts from an egg and see how she grows up to be a young, healthy Gardevoir.

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>>7668503
>Ralts
No. I can honestly say that's not my type.
>Kirlia
Weeeell...
Okay, maybe.

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>>7668720
Ralts is for protecting, pampering and shaping into good Pokemons.

Kirlia is for teaching about life and love, as they develop a crush on you, their trainer and master.

Gardevoir is for making into mothers.

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>>7668927
Why, that sounds like a very reasonable and insightful assessment of that line.

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>tfw no one every mentions mawile in these threads

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>>7669116
>>7669116
She's cute.

In fanart, at least.

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>>7669798
Do not look at the feet

>>7670565
>ywn become Salazzle's personal breeding stud, responsible for impregnating her over and over
>ywn have your other Pokemon only be allowed to be knocked up by you with Salazzle's personal permission
>ywn see your Pokemon aching with lust as Salazzle rides your cock for the purpose of pleasure and copulation
>ywn get gangbanged by your sperm hungry Pokemon when Salazzle finally gets bored of having you as her breeding stud and tells the rest to jump your dick

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>>7671720
feels bad man

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>>7671720
Are you sure you're the Trainer and not her?

>>7668338
>"Oh master, your cock feels so great inside my warm pussy, doesn't it?"
"Goddamit, Gamefreak..."
>"You are so cute when you try to resist!"

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Is there a sluttier pokemon than salazzle?

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

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I want to fuck an Eevee and have his small shota cock cum.

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>>7675603
Eeveelutions are the perfect cocksleeves.

>>7675698
But which eeveelution is the most perfect cocksleeve?

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>>7668927
>ywn impregnate your Gardevoir
>ywn be there for when she lays the egg carrying your child
>ywn carry the egg around and be both excited for when the Ralts finally hatches
>ywn be a loving father/trainer to that Ralts as you raise them
>ywn be happy to see them evolve into a Kirlia
>ywn have them use a Dawn Stone because no son of mine is evolving into a queer that I can mistake for his mother
>ywn be proud of your Gallade son as he becomes even stronger than regular Gallades due to inheriting some human traits from you
>ywn hook him up with a cute human girl/waifumon
>ywn surprise him by telling him that he should be expecting a little brother/sister soon
>ywn grow old with your Ralts-line family

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Which is better?
Pure waifu or filthy slut?

>>7677204

Only wild Salazzle are filthy sluts. Female Salandit can't compete with Salazzle in the wild for male Salandit, so when a male Trainer bonds with a female Salandit she ends up seeing him as her mate, so instead of a total slut you get a completely loyal waifu.

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>>7677204
Filthy, pure slut waifu.

>>7676364
>ywn have them use a Dawn Stone because no son of mine is evolving into a queer that I can mistake for his mother
kek

>>7677342
>completely loyal waifu
>Salazzles naturally form harems
>implying your Salazzle won't just see you AND your team of pokemon as her harem

>>7677846

But my entire team is female.

Do you think salazzles would be really impressed with a man if he has a harem?
Like salazzles are usually the one with harems but if a man has a harem then to her it looks as if he's really amazing since he can get a bunch of women to focus solely on him.

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>>7678421
Good question. It could be, I guess, but males with their own harems isn't something Salazzles would have encountered in the wilds while they themselves are always the ones with a harem, so it's also possible they would just regard it as incredibly weird.

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bisharp has the best butt

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I want Salazzle to keep raping me by ampping up her pheromones until I can't help myself but eat her out when she sits on my face until she cums, then I fuck her over and over filling her her with cum, breeding her.

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>>7677991
Then the rest of your team should get ready to be pushed aside.

Salazzes have harems. She's going to be greedy as fuck about males, which means she's going to assert her monopoly on you over the others.

How do you treat your Mimikyus?

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I want Lurantis, not only are they pretty and beautiful, they can be male too. A natural trap, literally. Can't pass that up.

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>>7677846
>>7678732
Don't be silly, Captive Pokemons behave completely different than wild ones, and a single human can cover up for a whole pack of Salandits.

In fact I might just start my own harem of Salazzles just to prove it.

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Anybody got good Deoxys shit? It's a perfect Pokemon for lewd and yet, I haven't seen anything

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Cum inside your pokemon everyday!

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>>7681648
I will, Anon,

I will.

Lost my old images recently. Got a new laptop. Would anyone happen to have any female Blaziken pics to christen it with?

>>7671901
A common mistake among male trainers is that they think that they can control a Salazzle. It's the Salazzle who's in control.

>>7679275
Sweet talk them and tell them that they're beautiful no matter what. Usually, the Mimikyu will want to mate with you afterward as a result of the compliments.

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>>7668406
Deep down, all of them want to bear your children. Even Mewtwo if you play your cards right

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>>7683456
>>7684096
>kinda want to make a green now
>it'd probably just turn into a copy/paste of
https://e621.net/post/show/1119251/

Live, damn you

You don't catch a salazzle.
Salazzle catches you.
And then dumps so many pheromones in the air you can't help but breed her, but because of a sensory overload you can't move, so she rides you till you knock her up.

>>7680747
Trainer found dead from exhaustion, pokemon mysteriously missing

>>7683456
>tfw a legendary pokemon will never want to bear your children

why even live

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>>7686074
>kinda want to bed the Salazzle but not sure how to make the approach
>decide it'd be better if she just hit you with the pheromones and let her run the show
>one day, she finally hits you with a pink whiff
>hours upon hours of pounding
>once it's over, she tells you the truth
>she never actually used the pheromones on you
>she could read you like a book and hit you with some colored dust
>it was all a placebo to get you to show your true feelings

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So many eeveelutions in this thread! Best thread in a while!

>>7686837
It hurts

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>>7676282
Glaceon.
Not Sylveon though; it'll make YOU the cocksleeve

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>>7682168
Do you like chicken breasts? Doesn't matter, you're gonna get Snu-Snu'd either way.

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>>7671901

>You enjoy sending Salazzle into battle purely for her sweet smell
>Salazzle even takes the privilege of leaving her pokeball without your permission.
>She teases you when your at trainer rest stops, and plays rough with you when you camp out
>Trilling softly in your ear, wrapping her body around you as you fall asleep

it's inappropriate for you as trainer to allow this...you know this

>Salazzle gets more bold
>Snatching the poke ball of your Audino and throwing it into battle in her stead
>She never goes back into herpoke ball anymore
>Other trainers notice your Salazzle's dominant nature
>start talking shit behind your back
>Whatevs, your treated to a 24/7 Aromatherapy session.

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>>7688555
Still..you are a trainer, right? You should have more command over your pokemon than this.

>Salazzle has taken to sliding the tip of her tail underneath you nose and across your lips.
>Your head has been getting hazy.
>Wouldn't be so bad alone, but she does it in front of trainers...
>who cares anymore...why did you?
>You lock eyes with your Salazzle...she knows
>She crouches in front of you and holds her hand out

"Eh?"

>You hand her a pokebean.
>She hisses and tosses it behind her and raps you on the head
>You pause, what did she want...
>You sort through your bag, pulling out a rare candy.
>You offer it but Salazzle slaps the candy out of your hand, growls and looms over you.
>She's mad at you. What are you doing wrong?
>You reach out for your bag but a hiss from her stops you
>Whatever she wants, it's on you.
>You reach into your pockets but she hisses again
>You think for a moment...the only thing that you have on you that's not in your pockets...

"I...I understand" You say

>You reach down to your belt with all your pokeball on it.
>Pull Salazzle's pokeball off and offer it
>Grit teeth, prepare to be punished for disobedience
> Salazzle's demeanor does a 360, she trills happily taking her pokeball with her tail.

Salazzle sits her plump ass down in your lap, wrapping her legs and around you. She grabs your hands and places them firmly on her hips before draping her arms around you neck.
She looks down on you, petting you. You swear the smell is stronger than it ever was. Your pulse begins to race and you can't help but grope that plush behind.
Gripping your hair she pulls your head back and slides her long tongue into your mouth. The taste is so intoxicating you can almost see the colors you taste...

>"That doesn't make sense," Is your last thought

Trainer whites out

Bonus round!
[spoiler]Salazzle devours all your female pokemon. Eliminating both competition for breeding and nourishing your trainer...she's eating for two now[/spoiler]

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>>7688697
>>7688555
>>7683169
>>7671720
You're making her look more demanding and dominating that Tsareena by now.

If you can't control your Pokemons and they stop respecting you and following your orders you have no business training them and should release them into the wild or trade them to a more competent Trainer.

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>tring to find a girafarig fic
>find one on google
>sofurry.com "shit, it's one of those"
>read it and turns out to be absolutely brilliant with a solid 10/10 erection
She doesn't get enough attention.

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>>7689524
>looking for pokemon porn on google
Nigger what the fuck are you doing?
At least you have good taste

>>7689585
>>7689524
I wonder what would it be like to make out with Girafarig... and her tail...

>>7689524
That asshead is surprisingly adorable.

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>>7689585
Sorry I'm not experienced in searching for fapfics. What, you want me to use bing instead?

>>7689524
Link/pastebin if locked behind registration wall?

>>7689754
Not really locked
http://www.sofurry.com/view/291227

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Could a Trainer's Pokemon be jealous of Female Trainers when the target of their affections is attracted to them?

How would they deal with this ?


What if it's the Female Trainers who are jealous of a Trainer's Pokemons and how much attention he gives to them?

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What if salazzles were lesbians?

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>>7691169
I guess it'd depend on the pokemon. Some of them will probably be jealous that they don't receive all of your attention but if you're a good enough trainer you could convince them that talking to other people won't make you love them any less.

>>7692260
>Extinction Level Event

>>7692260
that's hot-
>>7692814
Oh. Oh dear.

>A pair of legendary Salazzle queens engage one another in a sexual contest to establish dominance over their clans.
>In addition to physical "attacks", they utilize their powerful mind-controlling pheromones, which clash and combine into a heavy, humid cloud.
>Both of them start producing more and more as an instinctive response to the other's.
>They're caught in an endless, ever-escalating feedback loop of increasingly-potent aphrodisiacs.
>The pheromones form a thick, rosy miasma, rolling across the landscape and smothering everyone and everything with an overpowering lust and desire to pleasure and serve their new mistresses, still locked in a self-fueling orgasmic inferno at the center of the swirling storm of sex.

>Astronauts circling the planet look on in confusion and worry as the world below begins to turn pink.

>>7683232
Then what? How do you handle the mating?

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>>7692260
Salazzles know that any hot-blooded straight male worth mating with is attracted to such displays of depravity, which will help them either making a larger harem of Salandit or getting a strong Trainer to fight them.

>>7694808
Are there astronauts in pokemon?

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>>7696282

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Disastermon here,
ZarAnon still around? the guy who did music? been wonderin where he's been/how his music's been, hope he's doin well, oh well, good night/morning wherever you guys are ^.^

>tfw no female hypno porn
[spoiler]>tfw no face[/spoiler]

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>>7697464
I agree there isn't enough female hypno

>>7696416
cute

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Anyone has the original image?