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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's your favorite Unovan?

Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
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>A portal opens up and sheogorath apears for a moment
CHEESE
>he leaves and chease rains on the 13th post after this
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>>7657464
If my self esteem weren't absolutely terrible I would probably say my self. For now it's probably....
.......... Zekrom?
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>>7657464
>[Audible Shrug™]
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(Looks like I fucked up making the new thread, sorry jirachi. Should I just delet?)
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>>7657542
(You're good mate. You can keep it and we'll use it next if it survives. Try to ask in the discord next time man.)
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>>7657564
(I wish I could, I wish I could ;)
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>>7657490
Looks like it yeah.
Um...we could find another room if you want...?
I mean I'm fine sharing as well, or if you want I could just sleep on the floor or something.
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>>7657464
None, Unova doesn't exist.
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>>7657579
(Ah I gotcha. Just try to wait an extra bit when the thread hits 300 if I'm not around someone else usually makes it.)
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>>7657609
>whispers in the wind
>Evens you hear 'Fug the Bug'
>Odds you hear 'Snug the Bug'
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>>7657609
F U G T H E B U G
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>>7657609
I don't mind sharing...
>Nervous bug squeaks
>She slides underneath the sheets
I'm not drunk, so I shouldn't do anything...Funny. I think.
-Yanmega
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I heard from a friend that all of you are very smart when you work together, so I was wondering if you guys can help me out with something

There's this song I REALLY like but I can't remember the name, but I do remember how it started. Somewhere along the lines of "SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME" ?
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>Cheese get.
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>>7657719
w
why
wh
why
where
w
where
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>>7657658
That's fine.
>Sandslash nervously gets into the bed with Yanmega
...I'm definitely not going to do anything, I'm way too tired.
Maybe some other time, I guess.
>Sleepyslash is starting to fall asleep
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>>7657727
I am the cheeselord.
Lord of all cheese.

Actually I have no idea what's going on.
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>>7657747
Why is there so much cheese.
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>>7657719
>cheese shipment still delayed
war is hell
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>>7657719
>>7657747
Good job laddie, you got the cheese
Here have a gift for your accomplishment
>Gives wabbajack
(last sheogorath post for like a week, I promise)
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>>7657740
We can explore more tomorrow, I guess.
Goodnight...
-Yanmega
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>Lillie reaches into her bag.
>Evens: Everyone gets cheese.
>Odds: Streambro gets mailed a life time supply of pepto bismol.
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>>7657755
I dunno.
Uh, wanna go to Phenac? I want to see if I can find a keystone thing there.

>>7657776
..Thank you?
>Oddly shaped stick get?
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>>7657780
>N gets hit in the face with cheese
LIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLIIIIIIEEEEEE
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>>7657778
Goodnight Yanmega, I lo...
>Sandslash is asleep!
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>>7657810
Sure! Sounds like a date.
>Start floating in a random direction.
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>>7657852
>Stitch has somehow managed to pick the right direction
>Hold the boyfriendos hand and follow along
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>>7657852
>>7657916
>a voice can be faintly heard in the distance
I am Tree
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>>7657916
>Lead the boyfriendo.
>>7657948
Did you hear something?
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>>7657780
Oh look, a babybel
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>>7657954
>the voice is gone now, whatever it was must have been, it must have left the area
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>Lillie reaches into her bag.
>Evens: Nearest post from a human (That isnt Lillie) is turned into a pokemon. Odds: Grimsley is turned into a Bisharp for five of his own posts.
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>>7657954
>>7657948
..Kinda sounded like Tree? I dunno.
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>>7657978
>Turned into a pokemon for five of their own posts
F u g
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Grimsley, I'll be awaiting that Bisharp. Where do you wish to meet for the trade?
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>>7657976
Huh.
>>7657984
Let's keep going I guess.
What's with the weird voodoo stick?
>Onwaaaaard.
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the mister with the funny hair and the dress is from unova right?
if yes then him
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>>7657992
Is Black City doable for you? I'm down at the market getting some things.
>>7658039
I changed clothes!!
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>>7658010
Okay, and uh, I really don't know, it's kind of funky looking though.
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>>7658063
you look cooler now, mister, and you already looked cool
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>>7658074
Does it do anything? Is it some weird voodoo artifact to make me your mind slave?
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>>7658063
I'll let the league know I'll be gone for a few days. I should be there in.... roughly 3 hours, give or take.
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>>7658157
A few days? Is this a date?
Either way you can stay at my home if you want.
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>>7657464

is N unovan?

I like N.
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>>7658122
...w-what?
I..I don't know?
>Hand it over to Stitch
That's kinda your thing though so..can you tell?
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>>7658191
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>>7658192
>Hold the thing like you know exactly what you're doing.
Souls of the lost. Souls of the fallen. I call thee.
Make this wak into my mindslave.
>Bap him with it.
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(Hey Gladi, some of us in the Discord were curious - did you play Ryuko before the great crossover ban?)
>>7658191
>>7658194
As a matter of fact, I am.
It's nice to see that more than two people like me.
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>>7658213
>Gets bonked with a stick
..ow.
Are you sure you did that right?
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>POWERING UP
>ERROR: CRITICAL SYSTEMS CORRUPTED
>INITIATING NEW DIRECTIVE:EXTERMINATE ALL LIFE
>ERROR:POWER CORE CHARGE INSUFFICIENT
>POWERING DOWN

>ESTIMATED TIME TILL POWER CORE SUFFICIENTLY CHARGED
>14 DAYS
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>>7658281
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, probably not.
Might just not work. Makes a spooky hiking stick though!
>Give him it back.
>Lead on!
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>>7658325
Right on time.
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>>7658325
>Marshadow used Sucker Punch.
D-dad! What d-did I tell you about killing?
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>>7658325
hello?
who are you?
you don't look okay
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>>7658172
It might be. Or I might be preparing for a shopping spree. Who knows.
I might take up your offer on a place to stay, either way.
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>>7658356
is that one of you dads marshy
i guess that i know him can i say hello to him?
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>>7658079
Apologies for skimming over this one.
I appreciate the compliment.
>>7658369
I suppose I'll be waiting then. If I'm passed out on a bench feel free to wake me up however you want.
I'm hoping to become like a certain baseball player.
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>>7658330
Well, okay then. I guess it is a nice walking stick.
>Follow the Stitcherino
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>>7658445
We'll figure out whatever the heck it does later, might make a good way to scare off locals.
>Keeeeeep floating.
>How far is this place?
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>>7658366
U-um.
I n-need to get mom and d-dad.
>Roll to go to Gay Ghosts numero uno's house.
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>realizes all the Unovan fighters have fallen asleep or they're just on guard duty
...Fuck, where the hell do we sleep now.
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>>7658273
(sorry i've been brainstorming a new character yeah i was hopefully thats not gonna get me b& or anything)
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>>7658325
........
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>>7658483
Alright, I mean, you don't just get a weird staff-y thing out of nowhere for it to just be a stick.
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Us2QyRzDsLs Following intensifies
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>>7658505
>Nope that's the middle of Almia.
>Reroll.
-Marshadow
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>>7658519
(Probably not, considering I'm the GM and roleplay Dave. You realize you could continue roleplaying her, right? Discord said you'd just have to like... Tweak the name and have Senketsu be possessed by a shuppet or something idk )
>>7658325
the fuck is this
>>7658536
dude red you seen this thing before
are we like
gonna kick its ass or
what the hell we doing man
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>>7658566
A death stiiiiick.
>Mumbling something about needing a stick.
>Roll to get on with it and get to Phenac.
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>>7658519
(Plsssss dont bring her back)
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>>7658621
...........?
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>>7658584
... hail.
Do I know you?
>>7658636
.... what are you seeking?
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>>7658636
..Do you want the stick? Because I don't really need it, I've got my bone.
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>>7658664
Um! Um...
>Point at Pew.
Need, um, dad... Going to blow up?
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>>7658664
Hey! There you are. Do you know anything about this funny stick?
>>7658705
I mean... Might as well.
>Equip dat stik.
>Walk into Phenac.
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>>7658657
(It doesn't sounds like he's planning on it, but like I really don't see the problem as long as she's just a trainer. )
>>7658661
sounds like you dont know it
we gonna go investigate or something
catch the new thing
fill the dex
stop the chaos
i mean like
its in alola
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>>7658765
>Follow the boyf in
So, uh..you've probably been here more than I have, so, where should we look first?
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>>7658783
....!
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>>7658783
Hey dave!
You are looking good today. Is that thing evil you think?
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>>7658793
I mean liiiiiike besides the stores or gym? I'm gonna try the trashcans first.
>Dig through the dumpster like the trash baby you are.
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>>7658797
already cool sounds like a plan
you got like
a masterball or something lying around
>>7658808
thanks man
i try to make sure i radiate homo everyday
but like
idk it fucking said it was gonna exterminate all life like some sort of shitty oldey time robot antagonist
beep boop beep im afraid i cant let you do that dave
daisy daisy give me your answer do
and then blam
world gone
gg no re fucker
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>>7658808
Hey zorro what've you been up to?
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>>7658886
>tilts head a little trying to understand

so uuuh... that sounded like a yes! I want to kill it! I hate evil!

>>7658916
Lots of training! How about you?
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>>7658793
>>7658844
>Meanwhile, Shelldon wanders around the keep, poking through rooms and personal belongings out of curiosity
>Doesn't know how to open doors, so he ends up breaking some.
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>>7658844
>Full view of dumpster diving banette butt
>Sweat™
Uh, find anything interesting in there?
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>>7658933
Lots of nothing, just been lazing around the house since Jamie and Shiny left, been pretty boring.
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>>7658886
......
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>>7658886
>runs up with a masterball

Oh yeah you know it!
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>>7658939
>Shelldon pls god why
>>7658962
>He floats over.
Nah I found some McGhetsis though.
>He opens the bag in front of Bones, something round and key stone-esque glints from inside.
Still smells good to me you want some?
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>>7658994
Yeah i never would have thought that I would miss them....

I kind of need a hug... I actually liked them....
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>>7659041
You liked jamie? Also if you ever need a hug just ask.
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>>7659060
Yeah i really liked Jamie.... I really need a hug...
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>>7659033
..Uh..maybeee?
>Headtilt™
>Pick the shiny thing out of the bag
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>>7659007
>>7659020
alright cool
we just gotta
fucking
figure out where the hell this thing is
time to question locals
wjere the hell are we
>roll to read this sideways map
>success on 8 or 0
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>>7659109
.....???
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>>7659084
>Last post was dubsfail for it being still good.
>Stitches pulls out a moldy fry.
Ew.
What'd you find? Are they selling toys too? I always liked the toys!
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>>7659109
>>7659122
...
>Follow the dummies.
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>>7657464
Fuck it, right now it's N.
Sure as fuck isn't anybody in my neck of the woods.
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>>7659122
right
obvs youre better at reading maps than me
where we headed dude
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>>7659033
>Gets stuck in a doorway that's a bit small for him
>Smashes it to get free, along with most of the wall.
...
They are probably going to be mad about that...How to fix it...
...
Hmm...Maybe if I extend it, they'll think the room is bigger. Don't want to get kicked out...
>Starts neatly breaking the rest of the wall, trying to eliminate all traces of it
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>>7659159
.......!
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>>7659125
..gross.
>Show you the thing
I think this might be a keystone? Probably?
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>>7659081
>Gives the fire fox a big hug wrapping him with several ribbons
I'm surprised you liked Jamie though since she did call you stupid a lot.
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>>7659159
Poni Island. That's the most likely spot.
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>>7658422
... baseball player...?
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>>7659163
>SHELLDON P L E A S E
>>7659181
... Uh.
No idea. Maybe?
>Touch the key stone question mark question mark?
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>>7659192
>feels a bit better.
>hugs back
Thanks!

I do not hate anyone except evil. Sometimes i let my big mouth run on... I have been working on that!
I think Jamie just wanted my attention... she kept looking and smiling.. i do not know. I guess we never will.
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>>7659041
>>7659060
>>7659084
>>7659109
>9 ▶>>7659122 >>7659139
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>>>7659007
>>>7659020
>alright cool
>we just gotta
>fucking
>figure out where the hell this thing is
>time to question locals
>wjere the hell are we
>>roll to read this sideways map
>>success on 8 or 0
>>7659122
>>7659125
>>7659139
>d the toys!
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>>>7659109
>>7659159
>k of the woods.
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> Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)19:07:21 No.7659159 ▶>>7659175 >>7659203
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>>7659163
>Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)19:07:45 No.7659163 ▶>>7659220
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>>>7659033 (You)
r ̸̕͞é̢ ̕͟l̵͢ ̶͟è ͜ą̵ ̨̕s ̷ȩ
͘͞
̢m͝ ̢͟e͜
>>
>>7659192
>>7659232
>Vapey shows up.
Hey there, you two. Doing okay?
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>>7659240
Y̘ơ͊̈̏͐ű̬̼̪͖͓̙ͤͅ ͛́͆́͊̚a̋̍̾ͨ̅̄̅r͇̠̣̆ͨ̒e͕ͫͭ̌̾͑̿ ͈̩̃̋ͨͮ̐̎͘h̢̲͍̊͛͐ͣ̚ë͎̣͚͍̻͎͉́̽͐ͯ̿ͧ̉͝ṙ͉ê̤͍͕̼̰̦̕ ̥͉̺͍͐͋̏̇̄̅͡f̬͍̆ͩͫ̿ͪo̽͡r̶͙͎ͭ̅̎ệ̴̓̎ͩ̍̄̔v͎̹̺̈́̊̀e̡̖͙̥͈̪͒̏̔̈̎͂̀r͈̦̺̦͂͋͑̍͂.̐
>>
>>7659220
>Whoops, that was a support pillar
>Rubble rains down onto Shelldon, bouncing off his shell as the room above partially caves in
>Punches his way out, causing even more damage
Oh crap.
...
Calm down, Shelldon.
Think logically...
First, you need to get this stuff out of here...Clean up the room. Then fix it.
>Sees a nearby window
Maybe if I...
>Punches a hole through it, opening it to the outside
>Starts shoveling rubble through the hole
>It forms a small pile at the base of the castle wall
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>>7659211
The benches he slept on were numerous. They speak of him even now.
Anyway time to pass my time with new videogames.
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>>7659244
I have been better. Losing friends sucks. I never get over it.
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>>7659220
>It does a sparkly thing
...I think it is? Maaaaybe? More or less looks like the pictures to me.
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>>7659281
ouch. you look like I felt after Frankie got suckered into leaving me with his sister.
sorry to hear that not everybody stuck around, i kinda thought jamie was cool.
I'm here for you, and so's Sylvie and Frankie and Slugma.
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>>7659258
>at)19:14:26 No.7659258 ▶
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>>>765924
>Y̘ơ͊̈̏͐ű̬̼̪͖͓̙ͤͅ ͛́͆́͊̚a̋̍̾ͨ̅̄̅r͇̠̣̆ͨ̒e͕ͫͭ̌̾͑̿ ͈̩̃̋ͨͮ̐̎͘h̢̲͍̊͛͐ͣ̚ë͎̣͚͍̻͎͉́̽͐ͯ̿ͧ̉͝ṙ͉ê̤͍͕̼̰̦̕ ̥͉̺͍͐͋̏̇̄̅͡f̬͍̆ͩͫ̿ͪo̽͡r̶͙͎ͭ̅̎ệ̴̓̎ͩ̍̄̔v͎̹̺̈́̊̀e̡̖͙̥͈̪͒̏̔̈̎͂̀
>>7659220 (Help)
>17 No.7659220 ▶>>7659240 >>7659266 >>7659295
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>>>7659163 (Save Me)
>>SHELLDON P L E A S E
>>>7659181 (You)
>... Uh.
>No idea. Maybe?
>>Touch the key stone question mark
open open
iopen

n
oepm
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>>7659240
what in the fuck
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>>7659244
Just feeling a bit down about losing new friends is all.
>>7659324
Slugma is back?
>>
>>7659295
I guess we found it?
...
Woo?
>>7659266
>SHELLDON P L E A S E G O D
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>>7659175
>>7659203
well then
banter quest: question locals edition
to the town
>wanders off in a random direction
>returns ten second later
actually you lead the way
if i lead someone will die and well be stranded somewhere without any pants
not that that bothers me but like
youd probably mind
>>7659240
wut
>>
>>7659324
Yeah I do not want to be alone again.
>Thinks about Shiny and Jamie.
>hugs
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>>7659366
.....? ....!
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>>7659332
.....

Yes?
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>>7659359
...I think we did. heh
>Hug the boyfriendo
Now I just need to figure out what to put it in..
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>>7659348
Well he's still upset but i know where he is assuming he hasnt rolled off again.
( not his player, not sure if hes on )
Frankies here though, and talking abou-
>>7659367
>oof
>gosh that is warm
thanks, zorro. you're pretty cool, didn't expect that at first
>>
>>7659366
>>7659383
>Follow.
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>>7659279
New games? Care to share what they are?
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>>7659359
>Successfully cleans up the room
>Looks at the remaining structural damage
They are going to be so pissed at me...
How do I fix this? I don't want to be kicked out...
Maybe if I fill in the wall, they won't be as mad...
>Looks for scrap metal/building materials
>Finds some, and drags them to the room
Just fill in the holes.
It's simple, Shelldon.
Don't fuck this up too.
>Tries to cover the holes in the wall and ceiling with wood and metal.
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>>7659366
Follow me~

>leads into "town"

Well we could start here i suppose. see what we can turn up.

>>7659403
Oh hello there little guy!
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>>7659391
>17(Sat)19:24:43 No.7659391 ▶
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>>>7659332 (ggengy)
>.....
>>7659366
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>>>7659175
>>7659343 (YYOU)
>>7659343 (YOU)
>48 No.7659343 ▶
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>ssS
>s
<sky attack
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>>7659401
>A rock thumps against the wall of the house
>>
>>7659395
Sweet!!
>Kiss that snoot!!!!!!!
What now, we go back?
>>7659420
>Shelldon pls ur trying ur best
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>>7659401
Yeah i am just all down-

>>7659441
.....
Who is there?
>>
>>7659441
>Fuschiafag gets up and comes outside.

That you, Slugma?
>Looks from rock to eevee hugpile and back to rock
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>>7659441
What was that?
>>7659477
Is he back???
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>>7658516
>sits at the edge of a rooftop with Cali
>lies back, legs dangling
...Man this place is fucking boring at night, I thought this was the city that never slept and yet here we fucking are.
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>>7659463
>Smooch the Stitch
We just got here though..wanna check out the rest of the town?
>>
>>7659407
...
A few monster collecting games. What? I enjoy training pokemon.
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>>7659426
>Follow.
...
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>>7659383
>>7659426
>stares at a sign
i think this is like
seafolk village
idk man
are there even other towns on poni

fuck it time to question randos
>walk up to random chick
hey babe can you like
idk
tell me about this thing
>whip out iphone and show a picture
>roll for if she knows anything
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>>7659463
>The walls he built quickly fall apart, making another mess
>The rest of the room above caves in, adding to it
Dammit, Shelldon.
You can't fix anything.
>Punches another wall, in frustration, breaking it as well
>Stares at the rubble
>INTERNALLY SCREAMING
>>
>>7659507
Sure!! Maybe we can find some other cool stuff.
>Hug the bf.
>Look around.
>>7659529
>SHELLDON PLS
>>
>>7659506
>Two figures walk uneasily beneath his perch, supporting a third.
... Emrys? T-that you up there?
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>>7659474
>>7659477
>>7659495
>The rock rolls against the house again
>Thump
>A hole is melted in it, and slugma pokes his head out
...
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>>7659529
Yoooou okay dude?
>>
>>7659559
>Fuschiafag concern: maximum
Hey, buddy. I was worried I wouldn't see you again.
Would it help to talk about stuff?
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>>7659557
>looks down
Huh? Yeah, that's me, you need help?
>does a weeb as shit motion and teleports down... somehow
>>
>>7659559
>runs out the door
>IT IS SLUGMA
>hugs very tightly

HEY YOU ARE HOME!
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>>7659522
>Apparently Dave has found the only person in town to actually have encountered Necrozma
>Lucky bastard
>She gushes on and on about how beautiful it was
>She mentions Ten Carat Hill
>And how her masterball didn't work
welp
we need new plan red
no gg ez masterball for us
>>
>>7659559
Hey dude welcome back, I'd hug you but y'know...
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>>7659544
Yeah, maybe.
>Hoo that was a tight hug
>Squeaky wak noise™
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>>7659571
......!?

......
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>>7659571
>>7659585
>Red men will figure it out.
>Follow.
>>
>>7659437
Yes? again?

Do you need something?
>>
>>7659544
>Is shoveling the new rubble out the window
>Gets interrupted by >>7659562
No, I keep fucking things up.
As usual.
>An additional nearby room caves in
>INTERNAL SCREAMING GROWS
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>>7659583
>Kissu.
You're cute when you squeak. Let's check out the gym, gayoooo.
>>
>>7659569
>From here, it's clear what the figures are - a Pangoro, a Midnight Lycanroc, and a grey-haired man from TV with some rather worrying injuries.
Normally I'd welcome a League official better, but, well, life happened.
>loud hacking cough
N-Name's Thorpe. I'm... more or less in charge, I suppose.
>>
>>7659613
...Well shit, nice to meet you in person.
>He fiddles with the bullet on his necklace
You know where you're goin? You look like you need medical care.
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>>7659601
Hoo boy. First, let's relax a little. Let me help.
>He grabs some of the metal and crap and gets to reinforcing and hopefully fixing shit.
Just watch, alright, dude?
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>>7659578
That's probably a bad idea.

>>7659568
>>7659570
Just needed some time to calm down, and think...
I got overwhelmed by last night.
By the way, there is a large sculpture garden in the forest now.
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>>7659578
>>7659570
>>7659559
>>7659636
>shiny returns shivering intensely and extra blue
>he apparently has had someone tie large chunks of ice all over his body
I-I-I F-F-F-F-ou-nd a W-w-w-w-ay to fu-fu-fu-ck the-the-the-the slu-slu-slugma
>collapses unconcous, again
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>>7659609
>Smoocherino
Shushhhh.
>Holds your hand
Let's goooo.
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>>7659645
...?!
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Gah, still left with few cameras after the bomabrdments

>>7659571
That leaves plan B: beat the pulp out of it
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>>7659636
You are the best! You are great!
Last night is not your fault!

>>7659645
Wow! all we are missing now is Jamie...
>sad face.....
>>
>>7659645
Dying and come back as a ghost would make fucking the slugma risk free.
>>
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>>7659634
I know...
>Slumps down
I fuck up everything anyway...
Going to be kicked out for this.
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>>7659585
wait wait
mom had a plan for this shit
aether got some special balls
should do the trick
just gotta sneak into the lab
youre down for sneaking right
>>
>>7659661
>Float the boyyyyyyfriendo to the gym.
>...
>Knock on it.
I think it's closed.
>>
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>>7659645
...
You need to warm up
>Grabs an ice heal from the medicine cabinet and sprays the sluteon, then hugs him because Flareon are warm and fluffy
>>
>>7659681
hey it's you again everyone don't trust this guy he's lies to you
>>
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Is Colress around? I ah, I need him.
>>
>>7659713
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>>7659633
G-Goddamn airstrike hit me and mine, p-plus the guys we were fighting...
>Loud cough
I'll make it. That was hours ago, bleeding's stopped but I won't be walking again.
>>
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>>7659717
..Well, yeah, it is nighttime I guess.
What now?
>>
>>7659712
Relaax. You made a few mistakes.
... I'll take the blame if they get on you.
Help me by hammering this stuff into the ground. Don't hit too hard.
>He points to a few junky struts that are fashioned out of metal and fasteners.
Just give it a weak little wallop into the foundation, kay?
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>>7659739
You do not look like a man who will "make it" mate. I'd spray you with a potion but those don't fucking work on humans. Let's just find a rebel hospital.
>>
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>>7659720
>jumps on cinder and joins in on the warm up hug
Shiny, Cocoa thought for sure you had gone out to claim your Darwin award and that you'd never come back.
>>
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>>7659729
alright looks like were sneaking to aether island
get your swim suit red were going swimming
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>>7659645
Y-YOU'RE ALIVE?!
>>
>>7659751
...
Hang on.
>He unzips his mouth and his body falls limp.
>The cloud goes through the crack in the sliding doors.
>...
>...
>...
>The doors slide open.
Kekekeke.
>The cloud floats back into the plushie.
>>
>>7659762
They're all rebel hospitals, my friend.
L-let's get going.
>He grimaces
So, what brings you all the way from K-Kanto? Pretty sure it's not a vacation, given the, ahem, circumstances.
Hitting the ferris wheel was just spiteful, heheheaaa... oww.
>>
>>7659723
Yes? What do you need?
>>
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>>7659756
...
>Hammers them in as weakly as he can
>The foundation cracks and splits as they are driven in, still too hard
DAMMIT!
>Punches the ground in anger, putting a large crack in the floor
...
>Stares at the crack, and curls up
Why??? Why do I fuck up everything?!
>>
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>>7659729
>>7659770
Pff.
>Follow the dummies.
>>
>>7659781
...Neato.
I guess I can stop packing picks now, heheh.
>>
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>>7659770
!
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>>7659680
I know...
>Sighs
Just needed some time alone...
Anyway, how are you doing, Zorro?
>>
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>>7659794
>helps him to the nearest hospital
Some strange pokemon asked me if I wanted to help fight, popped right out of the shadows and sucked me right in to get me here. Honestly not the weirdest thing I've done today.
>chuckles
Course, I finally get here and the fighting has stopped for the day
>>
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>>7659814
Dude, you're just too strong.
... Might wanna ask Stitches and... Uh, whatever his name is, Boner about a fix.
>He gets back to fixing the foundation up.
Any way you know of being able to make you less punchy? At least in situations where you don't wanna be punchy?
I mean, I wanna help you, I don't like seeing people sad.
>>
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>>7659799
It turns out the organ thing wasn't the only experiment I still had in me... I was testing out what moves I had, and... my fourth move is just plain weird.

The Pokedex lists it as Attract-β, and says it's basically supposed to be Attract except for the same gender except for a different gender, and... well, it certainly works like that, but... when I use it, I can't remember what I do when I use it, no matter how many times I do it. It's like... I'm letting something that isn't me, but is in my head, control what I'm doing for a while.

...Is that what TM moves are supposed to do or is this something really bad? Because it feels like something really bad.
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>>7659827
>He laughs a little.
Kinda takes a lot out of me. Pack a few at least.
>He floats on in.
Aaanything cool?
>>
>>7659720
>>7659765
>shiny wakes up feeling much warmer and sees that he is in a small pile with with others
Is it my birthday? what I do to deserve this reward
>>7659779
Why wouldn't I alive be silly?
now how about you join this little hug pile

Though where is slugma, I still want another round with him
>>
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>>7659816
>Roll to smack with a pool noodle
>>7659847
nah im just kidding
aether island is far as fuck /
and i dunno about your pokes but blaziken cant swim
so i guess like
were just gonna take a boat or something
unless you got something that can surf
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>>7659877
...
That's definitely strange. I'll look over the... Video files.
Please come down to my lab when you have some free time and I'll have you test that move out.

... Not on me obviously.
>>
>>7659870
I have anger issues...
Sort of natural for my species....
I need to punch something. To calm down.
Should I find a boulder?
-Shelldon, the Crawdaunt
>>
>>7659861
I have been better... Jamie is gone forever i fear.

>>7659894
I do not think this is a good idea.
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>>7659779
Somehow he is, now c'mere
>a ribbon darts out and grabs the eevee for a 4 way snug hug
>>7659894
Because you tried to fuck lava you dumbass
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>>7659922
>UNIT ONE: WONDER WHO IS BEING TESTED ON
>UNIT ONE: POKE COLRESS
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>>7659888
Oh, okay, I'll leave them in then.
>Follow the spooky bf in
Uh..I dunno, I've never been in a gym before.
And it's kinda dark in here..
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>>7659509
... are they Dark Types in game as well?
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>>7659935
Yeah you should let your anger out outside.
Aaaaand please do it pretty far cause I don't think Boner would appreciate a rockslide on his castle.
>Keep fixing the place up as best he can.
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>>7659894
You are probably the horniest, d-
>>7659944
EEP
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>>7659863
>Policefag laughs.
It'll kick back up, albeit in skirmishes.
Accumula and Striaton are the last holdouts, and they shouldn't take long to fold.
B-besides, I wouldn't put it past the old bosses not to have.... contingencies.
>>
>>7659816
??

.....

>>7659918
.....
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>>7659922
Well, ah, I'm not really doing anything right now other than freaking out about this move I have, so...

>Chuckles waddles over to Colress's Lab
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>>7659982
Thaaat's where I come in, I happened to pick up a few tools to ah... infiltrate them.

>Adjusts the long red scarf around his face because it's fukkin cold out

I'm not gonna go into detail, since it's basically superpowers and I don't want word out about which item does what, but I picked up a few things in that bullet hell that are really, really useful.
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>>7659987
oh yeah
hurp durp
course the turtle can surf it up
ill mark the map and let pikachu read it
cause i dont want to end up in atlantis
....
can i sit on one of the cannons though
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>>7659957
Uhhh.
>Roll to find a lightswitch.
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>>7659968
>As he walks out, an additional room caves in
>Shelldon wanders off, and starts punching a cliff face, far away from the castle. Manages to dig out a large cavern before his anger is used up
>He comes back, and hides in his pool
Good job, Shelldon. Real good job.
>>
>>7660005
>forgot image
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>>7659944
If I am a dumbass for wanting to fuck every species of pokemon in the world then crown me king of stupid mountain
>>7659969
hello little guy
>seductive nose to nose boop Go
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>>7660049
>The vee sighs heavily when nosebooped, rolling her eyes.
What shall I do for you, my liege?
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>>7659938
Any idea where he went?
Or why?
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>>7660030
Got it. I'd expect them to be paranoid as hell right now. Good reason to be, too, the whole damn world's decided this is too far...
>Policefag stumbles into the hospital, getting first aid with all the other poor bastards
>Rolling for how bad he be wrecked
>>
>>7659945
We're going to test a strange move out.
Uh, not on you Unit One. Please be on standby during this test.
... In case everything crumbles down.
>>7659991
>The door swings open.
Alllllright.
>He tosses out... Magnemite.
Could you please use that move on him please?
>He takes a few steps back, casually reaching into the desk where he keeps The Gun.
>...
>And grabs a notepad.
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>>7660022
>Ark gets finished at least making everything look not too fucked.
>He comes outside to the pool.
Feeling better?
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>>7660092
Sir, I can be on standby.
Hell, I can even be the test dummy if this isn't a move that goes 'boom'.
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>>7660049
At least I have the sense to avoid things that would cause major bodily harm
>remembers burning herself on slugma's dick not once but twice
...sometimes at least.
>>7660083
Jamie got in a fight with a salad headed human about kids and bundles of sticks.
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>>7660010
.....!
>>
>>7660104
No...
I fucked everything up.
As usual.
-Shelldon
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>>7660092
>>7660112
If it's not too much bother I will also be watching, sir.
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>>7660011
>Watch the Stitch goof around feeling up the wall
..um..
>Cough™
I'll just uh.
>Bonetorch gooo
There.
>>
>>7660010
Luckily I am an expert at this stuff....

Let's have a look here.
>evens makes it
>odds theres a storm n shit
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>>7660083
.....hhhmmmmm

Still do not know. I got back and she was gone. I hope it was nothing i did.
>>
>>7660131
>He sits by the edge.
Dude come on you aren't a fuck up.
>He avoids touching the water.
Your calling might be something more like mining, I mean fuck you turned that cliff face into a real goddamn cave.
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>>7660124
what
are you surprised that i wanna get assblasted
>>7660150
and there it is
the floaty hell hole
mom shouldnt be there so
kinda gg easy
>roll to see if they get spotted by aether
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>>7660092
>>7660112
>>7660142
>The Brionne nods, closing his eyes as he searches his brain for this strange move... before gasping softly, his body shuddering. The uncertain expression on his face vanishes, replaced with a confident, seductive look, as he falls into a small routine- a seductive wink, a shake of his 'hips' (well, what hips a Brionne has), a blown kiss. Afterwards, he shudders again, the uncertain expression returning.

>The magnemite, being genderless, is not affected.
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>>7660149
I don't think they have liights.
...
>Examine room.
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>>7660085
Heh, damn straight, just tell me where to go and I'll see what I can do, I can move fast, as you saw.
>>
>>7660049
youre cute and ambitious, i like that, but that's physically impossible.
'as many as possible' might work though you big goof
>>7660122
pretty much.
>>
>>7660166
I know. I'm good at breaking things, unfortunately.
...
Am I going to be kicked out?
-Shelldon
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>>7660112
>>7660142
Yes feel free, I hope this won't be anything bad. I'll just keep you two on watch.
>>7660170
Mmm.. Odd.
>Well it doesn't work on anything genderless.
>Return Magnemite.
>Out goes Beheeyem.
Try it on him next.
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>>7660167
......
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>is being a living heater and keeping quiet because he has nothing to add to this
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>>7660195
Look if they ask who did it I'll take the blame for you, alright?
Just try to work on being more gentle. You did your best.
-Ark the Zoroark.
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>>7660180
If you're any good at covert ops, fucking the Striaton garrison would help. So would poking through the area for any stragglers digging hidey-holes.
>>7660085
>Looks down at leg
Speaking of hidey-holes... wonder if I can hide a flask in the fake foot I'll be getting?
>>
>>7660081
Nothing at the moment
>hops up out of the cuddle pile
and since this isn't a fun hug I think I will go have some fun with your humans pillow again
>>7660122
You are just afraid of new things
I bet you are afraid of getting pokerus as well
>>7660186
everything can be fucked in some way, all you need is dedication and to find the right way
>Walks off into the bedroom wiggling seductively

and if anyone wants to join me then feel free to follow
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>>7659964
Of course? I just caught a Beldum in this game and named it after you. I think it's a pretty fun game.
>Petting the Beldum a lot.
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>>7660233
You are almost as warm as slugma.

>>7660264
NOT THE PILLOWS
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>>7660203
>The brionne nods softly, before closing his eyes again... and with yet another shudder, and yet another gasp...

>He does the exact same thing. Move for move, play by play, to an eerie degree. It's as if someone rewound and played back a video recording of him performing the move. And of course, at the end, he shudders, then returns to normal-ish behavior... if you could call "uncertain and scared of what his own brain is doing" "normal-ish behavior".

>Of course, Beeheeyem, being male, is affected.
>Beeheeyem is infatuated with foe Chuckles! Beeheeyem is immobilized by love!
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>>7660244
Striaton... just doing some smash and grab, or you have any particular targets?

>has no idea what the fuck he's doing but hey he survived bullet hell this is gonna be nothing
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>>7660177
>Watch the plush bop right into the wall
...Uhm..
Maybe we should try somewhere else?..
>>
>>7660281
>yells from the bedroom
DONT WORRY I WILL STAY AWAY FROM YOUR PILLOW
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>>7660220
kidding dude
>poke him
pretty sure that getting ass blasted by a blastoise cannon would like
re kill me
but yeah like
were just about there
and fucking
looks like theyve got a welcoming party
nice
been itching for a battle anyway
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>>7660122
>>7660161
Well...He should be fine.
Hopefully.
So...What do I do now?
Movie, or something?
>>
>>7660311
......

!!!
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>>7660306
>Has attached himself to the sluteon because... He doesn't know honestly
>>
>>7660242
>Sighs
I'll try to...
>Sinks into the water
Thank you.
-Shelldon
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>>7660285
>He takes down notes.
I... Suppose it's just Attract for the same gender? Possibly overriding something in your mind though...
>He watched Beeheeyem to see if it acts strange in any way.
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>>7660296
If you could take Lieutenant Zhang out of play, I'm pretty sure he's been field-promoted past that rank for actual competence.
Don't try to play fair with him, by the way, and watch out for any patrols. Arceus watch over you.
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>>7660203
>>7660285
If you want my opinion sir, this looks like Aether got a different, female Brionne to learn Attract and somehow forced the memory of that move over to Chuckles.
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>>7660305
I got it!!
>Explore the freakin Gym.
I wanna see the cool stuff.
>>
>>7660306
YOU BETTER

>>7660320
hmmm... Yeah sure. Which movie?
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>>7660342
>He gives Shelldon a smile.
I'll stay out here if you want.
>He sits by the water's edge, fiddling with a few rocks.
-Ark the Zoroark.
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>>7660379
There's some neat sci-fi movies Frankies got
We can pop inone of those
id make a netflix and chill joke but youre too hot to use cheesy lines like that on
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>>7660332
welp
five minutes to shore
i would ask if youre ready but like
dumb question
>roll for how many aether employees are on the shore
>>
>>7660375
...Okay then.
>Check if they have those stupid clap on lights
>Do the thing
>>
>>7660363
...
>twirls his pistol, checking that it's loaded
I'm on it
>does some weeb ass hand motion and poofs outta there, on the way to Striaton
>Has to do it in short range teleports, but he's still pretty fucking fast
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>>7660334
So did you come with me because you wanted to join or do you just want to watch me secretly ravage Zoros favorite pillow
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>>7660355
>>7660368
>It seems to be normal Infatuation.
>However, if Colress can understand what Beeheeyem's saying then...

>Roll for Beeheeyem's speech

>Odds, Beeheeyem just says silent and/or what he says remains gender-neutral
>Evens, he says something, along the lines of "She's just so... pretty..."
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>>7660424
>Lights come on.
Huh, neato.
>Look through the tables and stuff.
>>
>>7660402
I never got your name...
I'm Shelldon.
-Shelldon
>>
>>7660430
>Meanwhile in stream chat, watching from one of the few camerass still functioning
H-H-HE'S FAST
>>
>>7660368
That sounds entirely plausible knowing them.

>>7660414
Do those fuckers still have loyal forces? If so, can you save some for me so I can test Pipe 2.0, Not Actually A Pipe Anymore?
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>>7660414
.......!
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>>7660368
I suppose that's the most logical explanation. Even if it's fairly wild.
>>7660443
Hm. You can leave if you wish I'll look this over.
>He walks over to Beheeyem and talks to it a bit.
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>>7660453
>Assist in the search for cool stuff
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>>7660409
.....Jamie liked sci-fi....

You think i am hot? Sorry I am a fire type... I can not help it!

>>7660436
.....
That better not be what I think i heard!
>>
>>7660459
Ark. I named myself pretty much, mostly cause I'm not very, uh, creative.
I'd, uh, offer you a handshake but water freaks me out.
-Ark
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>>7660505
Uhm... a-all right...

>Brionne leaves for now, but can be resummoned anytime
>>
>>7660461
>quickly arrives in striaton, or rather, just outside of it, looking for obvious defenses
>clutches the trio of items on his necklace
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>>7660436
... Honestly I don't know man
...Oh yeah, you missed something important, we found a thing you may find useful
>Curse of honesty, he can't hold a secret for more than a week, and he doesn't even know this is a bad idea
>>
>>7660468
i mean yeah
in my timeline they still had them
so like
obvs still got them now
in the future they work for bro though so like
yeah much less of a problem
>>7660472
and were here
>AE 1 sends out Slurpuff
>AE 2 sends out Slaking
>AE 3 sends out Primarina
>AE 4 sends out Porygon Z
uh
fuck
i guess ill get the last two
you get the first two
>Dave sends out Talonflame!
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>>7660511
>He watches Bones trip over something.
... I think this place is cursed.
>>
>>7660522
...
>Climbs out of the pool
Um...Nice to meet you, Ark.
-Shelldon
>>
>>7660468
>>7660505
These moves would have to be compared with how normal Brionnes perform Attract, either way, he clearly wasn't behaving like himself. I'll meanwhile try to get in contact with the isolationists, see if they found TMs in the chimera labs, and if they did, which.
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>>7660519
You are just hearing things,
Besides haven't you heard of shareing, you let me fuck you so what difference does the pillow make
>>7660577
what is this thing?
You have my attention
>>
>>7660595
>He shakes one of Shelldon's claws.
Yeah! Nice to meet you dude.
Honestly your claws freak me out less than the water does.
Hahaha.
-Ark
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>>7660583
Alrighty then.
>cracks neck and knuckles

>THUNDER
(pikachu has light ball of course)
>>
>>7660519
I was making a joke you goof
both meanings of 'hot', hehe.
>>7660577
dont say anything please
we want to keep it
>>7660609
it's... frankie's secret bottle of liquor. if you touch it he'll freak because it was a gift from someone important and and there's not enough to go around for everybody
>bluff the shiny
>>
>>7660634
(on slaking sorry)
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>>7660609
...
>Passes over the potion with instructions
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>>7660591
>Flop™
...Yeah, I think so too.
>Get up bonehead
Uhm..wanna check somewhere else then?
>>
>>7660550
>The grunts on patrol are obviously jumpy as fuck and there's a lot of them
>Doesn't look like they're looking up or down much though
>>
>>7660609
I sleep on that! You better not touch my pillow!

>>7660638
oh uuh....
Thanks. I think you are also pretty... hot?
>>
>>7660668
>turns on dex stream
Time for a show
>fuck going up or down he'll go right through
>weeb as fuck teleport right past the patrols
>roll for being spotted
>>
>>7660660
We should see if we can get into the item shop and take some stuff.
>Tooooooo the shop!
-Stitches
>>
>>7660632
I used to think punching people was how you greeted them...I was wrong, though.
...
Why are you scared of the water?
-Shelldon
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>>7660652
>>7660577
>walks in the room just in time to see Cinder handing Shiny the potion
Shiny you better not be fucking Zorro's pillow, waaaait Cinder is that what I think it is? Why would you give it to him let alone tell him about it?
>>
>>7660698
Okay, I guess. Better than a cursed gym at least.
>Follow the boyfriendooo
>>
>>7660715
Well it's not like he's gonna steal it. I'm right here, and I'm resistant to his attacks if he tries to fight me.
Honestly I'm more concerned he'll slip it in our drinks, but again, I'm right here!
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>back in room
>one particular camera that went offline long ago is back on
>>7660697
It's on now chaps

>>7660550
>Meanwhile in stream chat, Nacrene city cameras channel
>HE'S GOING FOR STRIATON
>THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
>assorted jokes about teleporting behind you
>>
>>7660700
Yeah most people prefer handshakes over a punch. Even a wave does it.
Uh, long story. Had to deal with a burlap sack and a running river when I was a Zorua though.
-Ark
>>
>>7660697
>their comms are still fucking compromised
>scanning...
'Hostile sighted! Engage!'
>lots of booms and angry L20ish Pokemon
'W-What the fuck!? That's a human teleporting!?'
>>
>>7660755
>Item Shop: Located.
>Boyfriend: Slow.
>Dick: Out- No, wait don't have one.
You wanna take a shot at picking the lock?
-Stitches.
>>
>>7660638
I don't drink alcohol, I prefer to remember my sex
>>7660652
>looks at potions and instructions
jackpot
I can think of A LOT of ways to use this
>>7660670
>>7660715
I don't need your pillow anymore I have a new toy

>yells out to the entire house
so who wants to plow me first, I will let you pick what gender you want me to be
>>
>>7660776
>chuckles
Hi, name's Emrys, I'll be your edgelord for tonight
>>7660787
>jumps to one side towards the nearest grunt, attempting to literally teleport behind him
>Evens he manages it
>odds he skewed and gets disoriented
>either way he just fucking vanished somewhere else and attempts to bitchslap the nearest grunt with the flat of Cali's blade
>>
>>7660787
>>7660697
>Overpowered, magical items
Letting Emrys into the crossover was a mistake.
>>
>>7660807
Uh, I guess I can give it a shot.
>Retrieve picks from the Goodie Bag of Wonders™
>Lock: Get picked on

-Bones
>>
>>7660634
(Calcing all the Aether Pokemon as level 80 and Red & Dave's pokes as level 100)
>It hit!
252+ SpA Light Ball Pikachu Thunder vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Slaking: 309-364 (70 - 82.5%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Slaking used Earthquake!
> If it hits: 252 Atk Life Orb Slaking Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Pikachu: 437-515 (207.1 - 244%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Slurpuff used Belly Drum!

>Dave's Talonflame used Brave Bird on Porygon Z!
>If it hits: 252+ Atk Sharp Beak Gale Wings Talonflame Brave Bird vs. 4 HP / 0 Def Porygon-Z: 315-372 (125.4 - 148.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Porygon Z used Thunderbolt!
>If it hits: 252 SpA Porygon-Z Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Talonflame: 180-212 (60.6 - 71.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>Primarina used Hydro Pump!
>If it hits: 252+ SpA Choice Specs Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Talonflame: 510-602 (171.7 - 202.6%) -- guaranteed OHKO
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>>7660836
I do not like plowing things.
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>>7660856
>literally teleport: the move, only he doesn't need an Abra to do it
wew so overpowered against so many things.
NOT.
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>>7657461
>>7657461
>>7657461
>>7657461
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>>7660882
>On demand short range teleportation with no cooldown and infinite usage so he can nothing personnel people
WEW
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>>7660903
>Being this much of a shitter
WEW
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