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>>7657461
(Dude leave making the new threads to the usual guy who makes them)

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>>7657461

bumpo

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>>7657461
bump

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>>7660781
Well, Crawdaunts traditionally greet each other with punches. I learned that other Pokemon prefer a handshake.
Think you could try swimming again? It's fun.
Just because you had one bad experience doesn't mean you should lock yourself out of it.

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>>7660841
>between teleports and Cali, he's now known to the stream viewers as "Coldsteel"
>Coldsteel the Gym Leader

>>7660856
Speaking of which...
>hollering to zangoose Emry's to watch the stream and compare powerlevels with his other self

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>>7660868
fuggg :ddd

>>7660841
>>7660841
>Grunts are not amused
>Knives are out
>evens you get fucked up nigga

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>>7657461
>UNIT ONE: ANSWER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_XaJ7gE4Q

>>7660903
>literally quick attack: the move, except on a human
wooooooooooooooow
so overpowered

>>7660951
>>7660933
>Jumping to defend your circlejerk discord club this hard
Maybe I should infiltrate so I can be one of the cool kids.

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>>7660868
>hits blunt....

Welp.

>sludge bomb on slurpuff

>>7660966
Or maybe you're literally the only person in this thread who thinks that the ability to teleport short distances is overpowered.

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>>7660924
>ow
>that's a knife sticking out of his back
>fuck
>roll to use Cali's Flash Cannon on some grunts

>>7657461
Baby, don't hurt me... don't hurt me, no more.
Policefag reporting, Im drunk and feeling no pain. Which is for the best right now.

>uploading ihateflashcanonn.jpg
>uploading 2leftfeet.jpg
>uploading stump.gif

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>>7660918
>>7660868
>Everything on the field is KO except Slaking because oops Earthquake
shit
rip pikachu
>Dave sends out Krookodile!
>AE 1 sends out Swoobat!
>AE 3 sends out Talonflame!
>AE 4 sends out Dugtrio!

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>>7660914
Hahaha. Well you're learning and that's good.
... Yeah I'll try for you.
>He takes a breath and puts a paw into the water.
>He's really obviously trying to not lose his cool

(Can I get a link to the discord? I'm sort of considering joining)

>>7660999
>scanning...
>One of the grunts forgot to kill his comms
'Zhang reporting! All units move in and take this cretin down!'
>off balance and easy to wreck, rolling for dogpile of shock batons and raging Unovans

>>7661036
(Mods are on, just incase some shitters get funny ideas)
https://discord.gg/azRDd

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>>7661014
>hits blunt again....

ahaha Slaking.

>Sludge bomb on slaking

>>7660966
i am not in the discord or even involved in most of the shit that goes on but why are you specifically always seemingly targeting the same person
there are far worse things than what he does all the time
like the mary sue homosuck guy
or everything about lillie
or pretty much every legendary pokemon character
those deserve your hate more than some random borderline legal shithead

>>7661036
>Shelldon watches him
...
You are doing good do far.

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>>7661002
Goddamn that's ugly, but at least you're still alive. Thought you were a goner after seeing that airstrike, and would have already taken a shot in your name, if well, I had any alcohol.

>>7661085
(wow mad)

'This is Zhang. We have the suspect detained. Prepare him for transport, this one's a League official. Ideally this will give us leverage for removing them from current affairs.'

>>7660999
>tripfail
>Stream chat explodes in constant WHATing

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>>7660999
.......?

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>>7661143
>>7661157
>Yeah that knife hit him in the spine
>he's probably not gonna walk again

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>>7660999
I'm so disappointed.

>>7661118
Watchman, the Gumshoos, didn't make it.
Neither did most of the Unovan troops caught in it.
Pretty sure only Switch, the Pangoro, got out without permanent maiming.

>>7661173
Fuck... I thought he fucking had it. I just got him captured.

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>>7660873
You don't like sex or did you misunderstand the euphemism?
>>7660836
...

>>7661118
not mad just saying that a walking homosuck reference having a legendary pokemon and a team of level one hundred pokemon deserves more hate than just some random borderline legal shit

>>7661071
(Thaaaanks I'll probably puss out now that everyone's talking about the discord.)
>>7661113
>He bites into his bottom lip hard.
>Next paw in.
Fuck. fffffuck
-Ark

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>>7661214
I do not speak Kalosian. Sorry.

>>7661085
Dave was a shit but he's gotten more tolerable and makes me chuckle once in a while even if he was an ass pull cross over with a L100 team but Lillie needs to die in a fire since global evens odds rolls are literal cancer.

>>7661264
>Lillie needs to die in a fire since global evens odds rolls are literal cancer.
Gotcha. I'll drop her character.

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>>7661173
GOD
FUCKING
DAMNIT

>>7661200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>7661276
nooooooooooooooo

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>>7661279
...should I go in?

>>7661231
Deep breaths, man.
-Shelldon

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>>7661173
>rolling to see if he can ever walk again
>Oh yeah the unovan faggots stripped him and locked Cali up somewhere so he's fugged either way
>tripsfails man

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>>7661305
YES WE ARE
Hal, it's time.

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>>7661081
>Missed, unfortunately
>Slaking used Earthquake!
>If it hits: 252 Atk Life Orb Slaking Earthquake vs. 232 HP / 180+ Def Venusaur: 95-112 (26.4 - 31.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>Swoobat used Calm Mind!

>Dave's Krookodile used Stone Edge on Talonflame!
>If it hits: 252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Talonflame: 996-1172 (416.7 - 490.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Talonflame used Swords Dance!
>Dugtrio used Earthquake!
>If it hits: -1 252 Atk Dugtrio Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 109-129 (32.9 - 38.9%) -- 99.2% chance to 3HKO

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>Cough™
>Roll to pick the lock againnnnn pls

>>7661344
(Uhh... Rip crits man just double all the damage)

>>7661307
Yeah, I'll be fine.
>He takes a deep breath and lowers himself in a bit.
>Arceusarceuswherethefuckisthefloor.
>He takes a few deep breaths.
Fucking cold.
-Ark

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>>7661341
All right then.

>Run cyberspacewarp.exe
>Use streambro's camera as exit point because that means there's a trail to follow

>Conversion-Electric

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>>7661332
>okay so he'll eventually be able to walk again after like a year of physical therapy. As far as the RP is concerned he's wheelchair bound unless someone does some science or magic on him
>meanwhile his ass has been thrown... somewhere, GM what happened

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>>7661344
... that tickled a bit.

>synthesis

>and blunts.

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>>7661349
...
You got this?

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>>7661386
>Hal and Zeta effortlessly pop out of Emry's dex
>roll for other belongings and general area

>>7661369
Sorry I can't heat up the water.
I would if I could.
-Shelldon

>>7661388
'Mr. Emrys, is it? I have heard of you, and your... apparent alter ego. I am Zhang. I intend to ensure that the League remains out of this fight, and you are the means by which I'll accomplish this.'
>Zhang destroys some of his gimmick items. Only the ones that don't burn are left.
'It's simple, rea-
>>7661406
>Three grunts and the Lieutenant
>All wut.jpg
>Element of surprise, baby. You've got one round free so make it count.

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>>7661406
>is groaning in fucking pain because they left a bleeding knife wound in his back
>fucking loyalists

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>>7661403
..Mayyyybe?
>Try again
>This shouldn't be this difficult bonehead

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>>7661432
All bets off, no more non-lethal takedowns these fuckers need to DIE
>Hal used Tri Attack on the lieutenant

>>7661443
...
>Sip soda.

>>7661432
>RIP the scarf that let him be an edgelord.
>the key and two bullets remain intact

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>>7661432
Covering fire.
>Thunderbolt on a grunt
>Take into account Conversion please

>>7661409
... I'll be ffffffine.
>He slips into the water up to his neck.
>His hair floats like a big water tube.
Ahh- Fuck.
-Ark.

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>>7661467
...hhhhh
>Pick the stupid lock already you dingus

>>7661464
>Zhang looks at the 'dex, then at the Porygon.
>And then at nothing because his head is now chunky chili.
>>7661490
>wasted

>Remaining two grunts panic and flee. Rolling for how much time until reinforcements show...

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>>7661504
You got it!
>Open that door.

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>>7661344
>>7661399
>Slaking used Earthquake!
>Same stats as ever if hit!
>Swoobat used Calm Mind again!

>Talonflame is down!
>AE 3 sent out Cherrim!

>Dave's Krookodile used Stone Edge on Dugtrio!
>If it hits: +1 252 Atk Choice Band Krookodile Stone Edge vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Dugtrio: 243-286 (150 - 176.5%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Cherrim used Sunny Day!
>Dugtrio used Earthquake!
>If it hits: -1 252 Atk Dugtrio Earthquake vs. 0 HP / 4 Def Krookodile: 72-85 (21.7 - 25.6%) -- 1% chance to 4HKO

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>>7661510
>PLAY: you'vegotmail.wav
>Hal uses Ice Beam on one of the two fleeing grunts

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>>7661519
Woo.
>Internal Sigh of Relief™
>Put picks back in my bag and go inside

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>>7661521
...
DO YOU NEED HELP

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>>7661510
>Zeta uses Thunderbolt on the other fleeing grunt
We need backup. I don't think we can carry Emrys out and they're probably going to grab backup.

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>>7661521
heh...
i am really slaking off right now....

>petal dance

lets groove.

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>sprints through everyone
EVERYBODY GET THE FUCK DOWN!!
THERES A STORM COMING !!

>>7661542
>Smooch the snoot and search for stuff to steal.
-Stitches

>>7661539
>>7661547
>The grunts get clear.
>Reinforcements inbound, and soon...
>Better think fast, because they're playing dirty from here

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>>7661545
Nah sunglasses man is doing fine.

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>>7661561
I know.

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>>7661547
And I know who can help
>Stream announcement: all trainers with Porygon line 'mons please help out with the freeing of Emry aka "Cooldsteel"
>Send battle read Porygon to IP XXX.XX.XX and target all loyalist forces
>Roll for reinforcements

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>>7661572
...

...Hal, you know how we can carry objects through cyberspace, right?

...How good or bad of an idea would it be to carry a human through cyberspace?

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>>7661545
....

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>>7661580
OKAY
>>7661590
OH
>PILOT SHIP TO COORDINATES

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>>7661567
>Assist the plush king
So uhm, are we looking for anything specifically?

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>>7661595
Too much mass, and sending him piece by piece would be counterproductive.
Even experimental teleporters are short ranged.

Idea, how many explosives do you see outside?

>>7661503
>Shelldon slips into the pool
See? It's not that bad.

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>>7661618
Potions and stuff I guess?
>Grab shopping basket and stuff it with max potions and stuff.

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>>7661547
...
Fuuuuuck
I can't feel my legs.
...Why the fuck did I think trying to be a fucking anime character was a good idea...
...Where's Cali!?

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>>7661545
nah we got this
champ and former champ team combo
>>7661521
>>7661549
>Slaking is slacking off, sorry for forgetting about his shitty ass ability!
>Swoobat used Signal Beam!
>If it hits: +2 252 SpA Swoobat Signal Beam vs. 232 HP / 80 SpD Venusaur: 69-82 (19.2 - 22.8%) -- possible 5HKO

>Dave's Krookodile used Stone Edge on Dugtrio!
>Dugtrio used Earthquake!
>Cherrim used Energy Ball!
>If it hits: 252+ SpA Life Orb Cherrim Energy Ball vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Krookodile: 276-328 (83.3 - 99%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>7661637
>He lets go of the sides and takes a few deep breaths.
Y-yeah, it's fine.
>Grab onto Shelldon a little.

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>>7661644
>meanwhile other Em is watching the stream that's still going on
...
Dude come on we're better than this what the fuck happened!?

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>>7661643
Okay, meds, gotcha.
>Search for revives

>>7661636
...Fuck, you're right.
>Rolling for finding explosives
>Higher number = more explosives
>>7661644
>Also rolling for finding Cali
>Evens=found
>Odds=fuck

>>7661590
>Evens
>A few Porygon show up, and bottleneck the grunts as they arrive on the scene. Looks like wherever they are, there's not many entrances.

>>7661644
>There's a locked cell nearby, looks it looks like Zhang went down with the key around his little finger.

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>>7661660
>is still locked into petal dance

>is also high as the twin towers on September 10th

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>>7661590
>Unspecified amount of reinforcements... maybe?
>Roll again, number determines reinforcements

>>7661611
...oh fuck the Dex's GPS is off
>quickly turn it on

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>>7661673
>This was zeta
Not many explosives... sorry. Either way,
>>7661683
Reinforcements have arrived...

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>>7657461
The correct response is "Baby don't hurt me", is it not?

>>7661672
Medddddss.
...
>Snag money from the till.
>Get ye revives.
-Stitches.

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>>7661683
>CLANG
>that's the sound of a very angry Aegislash pounding against the cell walls
...grab the key
>weakly points to the necklace that still carries the key and two bullets
That opens... any lock

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>>7661717
>hearing this shit
DUDE
THE
FUCK
HOW COME YOU GOT ALL THE COOL SHIT!?

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>>7661717
>>7661683
>Zeta blinks, then chooses not to believe that
>Must be low on blood to the brain
>Being backstabbed will do that
>Zeta instead grabs the key off of Zhang and unlocks sword

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>>7661667
You want to try swimming around the pool? I'll make sure you don't drown, in case something bad happens.

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>>7661692
(ignore roll in this then)

>>7661698
3 explosives, that will have to do to blow this whole joint up. Or at least blow their vehicles, except one.
Yes we're stealing a car tonight.

>>7661673
>>7661683
Fuuuck
>rolling to find Emry while the reinforcements snipe the loyalists

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>>7661710
>Caaaasually scoop a bunch of revives into a sack
>Look for some max potions next

>>7661736
Y-yeah I can try that.
>He doggy paddles a little around the pool, taking deep breaths.
-Ark.

>>7661735
>>7661743
>Reinforcements are trying to break through. They're not doing a great job, but some actual big-swinging-dick guys are showing up now.
>Rolling for their general effectiveness as they try to Flamethrower and Hyper Beam their way in...

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>>7661660
>>7661685
>Petal Dance missed!
>Slaking used Earthquake!
>If it hits: >If it hits: 252 Atk Life Orb Slaking Earthquake vs. 232 HP / 180+ Def Venusaur: 95-112 (26.4 - 31.1%) -- guaranteed 4HKO
>Swoobat used Signal Beam!
>If it hits: +2 252 SpA Swoobat Signal Beam vs. 232 HP / 80 SpD Venusaur: 69-82 (19.2 - 22.8%) -- possible 5HKO

dude red how the fuck does your venusaur keep missing
>Krookodile and Dugtrio are down for the count!
>Dave sends out Blaziken, AE 3 is out of Pokemon because my browser crashed and I lost the team tabs!
>Blaziken Mega Evolved!
>M Blaziken used Blaze Kick on Cherrim!
>If it hits: 252+ Atk Blaziken-Mega Blaze Kick vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Cherrim in Sun: 894-1052 (395.5 - 465.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Cherrim used Dazzling Gleam!
>If it hits: 252+ SpA Life Orb Cherrim Dazzling Gleam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Blaziken-Mega: 74-88 (24.5 - 29.2%) -- 99.9% chance to 4HKO

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>>7661735
>VERY ANGRY SWORD MOTIONS
>busts the fuck outta that cage and wraps around Emrys
Ow, ow, that hurts, Cali...
...why didn't you use the shelleton key?
>>7661772
...oh for fucks sake
Cali, help me move
>Cali attempts to lift Emrys up so he can float around and not be a completely useless shit

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>>7661750
Uh.
>He puts the cash back, plus a little extra.
We shouldn't be total jerks.
>Snag a few full heals.

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>>7661776
......

>final petal dance on slaking

.....
>before i am switching this shitter out.

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>>7661772
Ahahaha yesssssss
The Internet has arrived

>>7661735
>>7661717
You guys OK in there? I'm going to attempt to set up the escape.
>rolling to find a proper escape vehicle

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>>7661772
WRONG CHOICE
>THETA TURNS ON THE SHIP'S DEFENSE SYSTEMS
>FLAMETHROWER

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>>7661786
I mean..I guess so?
>Just grab a few max potions and toss them in the lootsack

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>>7661772
>>7661785
>Zeta attempts to aid Emrys out of the room
OKAY WE NEED TO GET OUT
>Thunderbolt to clear a path

>>7661806
Not doing so hot.

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>>7661785
>OW PAIN
...
Okay just like, keep me in the chair and move that, I guess, and uh, grab my necklace

>Cali grabs the necklace, then attempts to lift the chair

...wait shit where's my gun
>roll to find gun

>>7661767
You are doing good.
>Keeps an eye on him
-Shelldon

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>>7661817
Alllllright. Let's get out of here.
>Get the fug out.

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>>7661776
>>7661788
>Petal Dance critted!
0 SpA Venusaur Petal Dance vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Slaking on a critical hit: 340-402 (96 - 113.5%) -- 75% chance to OHKO
>Slaking is down for the count!
>Swoobat used Signal Beam!
>Same stats on a hit

well shit
rip in piss king kong
may those tyrantrums remain unmurdered and those babes unkidnapped
>Cherrim is down for the count!
yeah i dont think you need my help with the shitty bat

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>>7661826
>woo hoverchair!
>woo gun was next to the necklace!
>holy FUCK Zeta just fucking blasted those guys
...I don't think I've killed a single guy yet
I'm not sure if I should be happy because I haven't killed anyone or sad because I've been fucking useless.

>>7661806
>Good newss: the idiots left their keys in the fukken jeep.
>Bad news: They also left a pissed off Gurrdurr in the fukken jeep.

>>7661808
>scanning...
'They're got a fucking UFO! Engaging targ-'

>>7661822
>BOOM
>Trying to climb into a hole carved by Hyper Beams is bad, kids. Lots of dudes not getting up after that.

>Rolling for SOS...

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>>7661844
..
>Leave some cheese on the counter
Okay, yeah let's go.
>Follow the Stitch out

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>>7661865
YES
THE ANSWER IS YES

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>>7661822
Found what seems to be Zhang's personal car. Fully computerized for easier takeover, get Emry in there, have the Dex on so the reinforcements can escape as well.

>>7661808
Oh shit
Where did you say the explosives were at, again?

>>7661835
>He leans against the edge and stops.
Okay. Okay.
W-wow. Uh, thanks a-a lot.
-Ark

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>>7661869
IDIOT
>>7661879
DO YOU NEED THEM?
>THE SHIP DROPS A CHARGE OF C4
>NOT ON OBVIOUSLY

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>>7661869
>>7661879
WAIT NEVERMIND STILL HOT HERE
>Hal uses Tri Attack on the Gurdurr

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>>7661862
>recalls shitsaur

>sends out blastoise

Stay cool.
>blizzard on the bat

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>>7661879
>Zeta used Thunderbolt on Gurdurr

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>>7657461
Emptiness....

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>>7661874
>That dubs got them straight outta town.
>He laughs.
Uh, let's make sure we pay them back sometime, okay?
>Head on home.

(Sneaky Zorua/Lucario guy here, after thinking about it for a while and being mad at myself for fumbling the opportunity to properly explain my antagonist group I decided I'm just going to drop the whole thing so gay ghost players you can stop worrying about the Lucario with obvious anger management issues coming to rape you in your keep.)

>>7661883
I'm glad I could help.
Come swim again anytime you want.
-Shelldon

>>7661940
>He climbs out and splashes his paws in the pool.
Y-yeah that was nice. Thanks a lot dude.
>He laughs a little and shakes the water off.
-Ark

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>>7661931
..I left some cheese, that should cover most of it, heh.
Plus it's all insured anyways.
>Hold hands and go hooome

>>7661933
(It being not properly explained means that you can rewrite your antagonist group and backstory as you see fit)

>>7661923
0 SpA Porygon-Z Tri Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gurdurr: 123-145 (94.6 - 111.5%) -- 68.8% chance to OHKO

>nope he aint getting up
>>7661902
'FALL BACK AN-"
"FUCK YOU, CORPORAL WE ARE DOWNING THAT SHIP"

>Somebody shoots at the ship
>It's not gon do much except on even dubs

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>>7661973
Stiiill... I feel kinda bad.
>Wooshh walk home.
>Kiss that snoot plenty.

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>>7661982
...did you just try and blow up the fucking space ship with a nine mil?
Holy shit I know a lot about guns now and I'm having to hold back from laughing because that's fucking pathetic.
HAVE A TASTE OF A REAL GUN THIS IS FOR STABBING ME IN THE FUCKING BACK YA CUNTS
>roll to blow some grunt's brains out with his pistol

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>>7661982
NO MERCY
>CLICK
>HYPER BEAM

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>>7661917
rip red
missed again

>Swoobat used Stored Power!
>If it hits: +2 252 SpA Swoobat Stored Power (60 BP) vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Blastoise: 87-103 (24 - 28.4%) -- possible 5HKO after Leftovers recovery

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>>7662022
......
>facepalmed
>and blizzard again
>oh god this is embarrassing.

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>>7661902
YES

>>7661923
And now the Gurdurr joins his owner.
Zeta, could you please get the explosives on their other vehicles? They better not chase us.
>roll to take over the least ruggedized Jeep in the Unovan army

>>7661982
(Uh, you mixed things up. It was Hal that hit with a tri attack (>>7661904), not Zeta.)
0 SpA Porygon2 Tri Attack vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gurdurr: 156-184 (50.1 - 59.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
(Gurdurr's still up)

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>>7662014
>throws his paws in the air
FINALLY
NOW YOU'VE GOT BLOOD ON YOURRRRR HANDS
OR GUN
WHATEVERRRR
NOW WE'RE EQUAL IN THAT TOO

>>7661982
( fug, meant to link >>7661904 )
>Reinforcements inbound. Looks like they're throwing a lot of shit this way.
>Rolling for how fast the cavalry's coming.

>>7662014
>RIP. Grunt is kill
>>7662019
>Guys dive for cover. They're still keeping the ship busy though

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>>7662002
..Yeah, I know...
>Smooch that cute plush bf
But we kind of need these.

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>>7662014
... I'm mildly conflicted about this.

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>>7662014
>>7662040
CAN WE LEAVE?
>>7662065
>THE SHIP IS STILL OVERHEATED FROM THE HYPER BEAM

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>>7662078
>Hug the bf.
Yeaaaaah.... Find anything cool besides medicine?

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>>7662090
YES PLEASE
>takes another potshot at a grunt

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>>7661959
No problem.
>Hangs onto the side of the pool
I feel calmer now.
...
I wonder if the others will be back soon...

>>7662046
(RIP me i guess.)
>The Gurrdurr uses Drain Punch on Hal!
192+ Atk Gurdurr Drain Punch vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Porygon2: 72-86 (37.8 - 45.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

>>7662090
>Loyalist Officer sent out Mandibuzz!
>Mandibuzz uses Brave Bird on the vessel!

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>>7662065
>>7662040
>>7662014
>Whatever
>Zeta helps Emrys into the jeep then climbs in himself
>Switching to Conversion-Ice

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>>7662115
USE THIS OPPORTUNITY TO LEAVE
>>7662124
>BLEEP
QUIT THAT
>THUNDERSHOCK

>>7662124
>Zeta then uses Ice Beam on the Gurdurr
0 SpA Porygon-Z Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Gurdurr: 219-258 (70.4 - 82.9%) -- guaranteed 2HKO

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>>7662040
HAHAHAH YES WHO NEEDS KEYS WHEN THERE'S A COMPUTER IN EVERY...

>>7662046
>Gurdurr somehow still not KO, just pretending
FUCKOFF
>Hal used Tri Attack

>>7662090
>>7662115
ONE SECOND

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>>7662036
lol dont worry red
brock missed a fuck ton too
>go for the back pat

>Blizzard Hit !
252+ SpA Blastoise Blizzard vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Swoobat: 396-468 (178.3 - 210.8%) -- guaranteed OHKO

okay the shitty bat is gonezo
aether grunts are cleared
my bros are healed
im guessing you got your own stuff to heal pikachu with so
time to sneak in
>hum pink panther theme
>roll to find a side entrance or window or something

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>>7662107
>Hug the Stitch
Uhm, not really, just a bunch of revives and some max pots.

Aspiring trainer here, what pokemon have you all came across in your travels that you would consider docile or friendly by nature? I'm bit of a gentle giant kind of person and I'd love to try winning over a pokemon with friendship and compassion. (No I'm not going to try fugging it, I know how pokechan thinks)

>>7662123
We'll see.
You okay with being touched?
-Ark

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>>7662150
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GIVING US A LIFT!
>takes his third shot at the grunt controlling the mandibuzz

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>>7662166
That sounds good.
Hey I think we're coming up on the castle.

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>>7662167
There are plenty - do you have any preferences to help me narrow it down?

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>>7662115
>>7662169
MATE
CAN YOU HIT
FUCKING ANYTHING
OR ARE WE BOTH CURSED WITH THAT
>is angrily typing into his dex while cuddling hybrid girlfriend

>>7662154
>Gurdurr throws another Drain Punch. He pissed.

>>7662150
0 SpA Beheeyem Thunderbolt vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Mandibuzz: 124-148 (45.4 - 54.2%) -- 45.7% chance to 2HKO
>The Mandibuzz recoils - that fucking hurt!
>Mandibuzz uses Dark Pulse!
0 SpA Mandibuzz Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Beheeyem: 86-104 (39 - 47.2%) -- guaranteed 3HKO

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>>7662169
IT'S HARD ENOUGH TO GET YOU IN A JEEP
HAL, HIT IT

>Use Ice Beam on the road behind jeep
>Rolling for this sticking to the road

>>7662168
Touched? I guess.
I'm used to getting punched and stuff, so I don't think much of it.
Why do you ask?
-Shelldon

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>>7662154
>>7662169
HURRY UP!
>>7662203
>CLICK
>THUNDERBOLT
>>7662205
>FOLLOW AFTER IN SHIP

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>>7662201
From what I've heard you've hit several things in an entirely different sense, so perhaps it's just your human counterpart that is cursed.

>>7662209
Some people don't like being touched. I'm... sort of like that I guess.
>He pats Shelldon.
Not uncomfortable?
-Ark

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>>7662154
>>7662153
>>7662205I
'm pretty sure now that the Gurdurr is done for so please everyone get in the jeep, strap your belts, kick the Gurdurr out and we're OUTTA HERE

>driving towards Castelia
>rolls for pursuers and if there are, how many.

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>>7662203
I THOUGHT WE GOT RID OF YOU

>Ice beam gurdurr
>If gurdurr is done with, ice beam road

>>7662167
Fuschiafag here. Eevees and their evolved forms are pretty agreeable in my experience. Then again, they make up over half the Pokemon at my place, so I'm a little biased. ;^)

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>>7662220
...
mate
buddy
pal
bruv
If I can find someone, so can he.
BUT FIRST HE HAS TO FUCKING LIVE

>>7662241
>Gurdurr's Focus Sash is not enough to get him to put up with this shit. Jeep's gone, nothing left to guard, so he fucks off.

>>7662219
Reinforcements are getting close...

>>7662238
...
I'm fine.
I never really touched others that much, outside of combat. Wasn't as grabby as others growing up.
-Shelldon

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>>7662186
Mhmm.
Hope they didn't burn the place down while we were out. heh

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...
>aims out the window
>takes a shot at any hostiles

>>7662288
>He nods.
>He pulls Shelldon close and hugs the other a little.
...Still okay?
-Ark

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(Holy fuck I can't control coughing while sick jfc at this rate I'm going to brain someone with the tamping bar)
(Probably me but whatever)
>>7662260
Finding people is easy. I can walk outside my room and find a Grunt. Getting someone to be romantically involved with you is more difficult.

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>>7662281
>Yeah, well, porygon are getting gone
>Zeta and co. out

>...Wonder what's going to happen to all those Pories that the Internet kindly sent for Streambro

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>>7662289
Probably not.
>>7662288
>>7662311
Hey guys!

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>>7662281
>THETA IS GETTING THE FUCK OUT
>>7662297
>>7662314
KEEP GOING

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>>7662311
Yeah, it's cool.

>>7662318
...
Uh, hey.
>Nervous_Sweating.jpg

>>7662314
>Reinforcements have hit the initial site.
>Porygons are in full retreat
>That's a full Braviary wing, but at least their passengers are slowing them down a bit.

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>>7662314
They jumped into Emry's dex when he got in the Jeep, they should be safe now. SHOULD

>>7662239
Oh my fuck WE NEED MORE ICE BEAM BEHIND

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>>7662345
>>7662361
ON IT
>Ice beam any fuck who tries to make moves on the van

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>>7662318
>Ark waves.
Hey.
>>7662344
It'll be fine, relax.

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WE HAVE REACHED NACRENE
>One Jeep followed with what seems the entirety of the Unovan Army behind shows up in stream

>>7662345
There are still Porygons left behind? Ah hell, one second searching for open devices for them to retreat.

>>7662368
+1 0 SpA Porygon2 Ice Beam vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Braviary: 168-200 (80.7 - 96.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>One down, four to go.
>Rolling to close in...

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>>7662405
>Is currently drunk on pain
AHAHAHAHA
TIME FOR BIGGER GUN
>Cali fires a flash cannon behind them

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>message sent to Colress asking how close we can get to Castelia in the current state of affairs
>Human Emry is going to need the most top notch medical care for his spine

HAHA YES
>Stream notice: All Porygons still on site please retreat through Colonel Zhang's personal and Internet connected coffee machine. It has no security whatsoever.

>>7662433
>Misses pathetically.
>A Porygon stowaway plays sadtrombone.mp3
>>7662425
>( oops, apparently that was a bigger blast than i thought because I keep mixing up my porygons. No safe landing for the passengers then! )

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>>7662465
>Send a message back with coordinates to a safehouse.

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>>7662474
FUCK
CALI WHY YOU JOBBIN
>pull sentient sord back inside and wait this one out
>god I hate being useless

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>>7662465
>>7662486
All right, sounds good! Warning though, I'm running low on Ice Beam!
>Zeta keeps icebeaming army birds that dare approach, then switches Conversions to Electric and starts Thunderbolting

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EXITED PINWHEEL FOREST
JUST THE BRIDGE LEFT

>>7662486
CONFIRMED

>>7662520
We're going to do some serious stunts as soon we reach Castelia, everyone get ready

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Gues what everyone
Today I discovered that if I was a Girl I would be able to fit 4 cucumbers in me before it started hurting

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>>7662547
All right, everyone strap in!
>Zeta himself holds on for dear life

>>7662520
>OHKO hits on Braviaries
>They're reconsidering their strategy.
>New plan: cut off the car and rain Electrodes with Explosion down on everything.

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>>7662520
>>7662547
I'm going to be causing a few traffic jams to slow your pursuers. Take these routes instead.
>routemap.png uploaded
A little slower but it'll be safer.

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>>7662575
Pursuers seem to be coming from the air, sir.

>>7662571
>Only way to rain electrodes is with more braviaries and possibly biplanes to carry them
>Braviaries and biplanes that can be shot down
>Zeta happily takes the role of gunner since that's literally what he's been doing the whole time they've been in the jeep

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>>7662571
HAHA 2FASTUFURIOUS

>>7662575
RECEIVED
That saves the "jumping off the bridge into a side street" part
TIME TO DASH THROUGH SOME RED LIGHTS

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>>7662571
>>7662601
Yes. I'm sending down a plainclothes Plasma squad to get on that.
>>7662610
They're coming from the sky. Stay in the alleyways.

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>>7662575
>>7662620
thanks mate
...does this mean I get to be on the Plasma Frigate?
...shit that's gonna be awkward, meeting my other self's girlfriend

>>7662601
>They aren't doing a very good job of hitting the jeep.
>At all.
>They decide that they've had enough for now and the air crew fucks off.

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>>7662633
God no.
Just a safehouse. You're much too hot for the frigate right now.
The squad should be getting rid of your pursuers now.
>>7662648
Well that was easy.

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>>7662633
>"meeting my other self's girlfriend"
Arceus Mew, you don't know yet.
Hoooooooly fuck.
I'm coming with Ray and a camera for this reveal.

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>>7662620
GOT IT
And thanks for the maps, there are paths that don't even show up in the crummy GPS of this Jeep.

>>7662633
DESTINATION: SAFEHOUSE

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>>7662633
>>7662672
As Colress said, he's not going to be on the Frigate, as amusing as that would be.

>>7661933
if you ever wanna talk to a buncha weebs who spent their golden years roleplaying pokemon shit and maybe bounce ideas off of them https://discord.gg/fuRp6

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>>7662671
Sounds like a plan. As for myself, though... eugh, I can't wait to get back to the Frigate myself and cool off. Probably enter sleep mode.

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>>7662672
Know what?
>>7662671
I'm not sure if I should be relieved or saddened.

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BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK BORK

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>>7662672
Sorry but that will have to wait a bit.

>>7662722
All I know is that it will be tremendously amusing.

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>>7662731
You!
>Roll to KO with rolling pin again

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>>7662690
Good call. We can take him on once the loyalists are well and truly beaten, which judging by the number of people mysteriously showing up on the rebel side with Army gear right now, won't be long.
>>7662722
I don't want to spoil the surprise.

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>>7662715
You've done good work.
>>7662722
Yes you can come on LATER when you don't have a nation's military on you.
If you see a Rotom in the bunk- Sssafehouse. Don't bother it, it's there to keep the generator running.

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>>7662744
>doggo is unconscious
>someone save the poor doggo from the Asian masquerading as a french man

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>>7662648
AND OFF THEY GONE
I don't see any pursuers now and we've gone in circles enough.
>Jeep enters a parking somewhere near the center of Castelia
>Plasma grunts in plain clothes show up to redirect the Jeep into the safehouse, hidden behind a garage.

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>>7662766
>Drag the doggo to the outback meathouse

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>>7662759
I don't get it, what surprise? Is he dating a Muk or something?
>>7662760
Cool, thanks. Uh. I could use a doctor...
Cali can you help me get out of this car, I kinda can't feel my legs

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>>7662782
Phew. And off to home sweet Frigate I go.
>Zeta goes back home to the Frigate, then immediately collapses right in front of whatever computer or terminal he came out of and falls into sleep mode
>Probably right on Streambro's lap

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>>7662819
>Hal following close behind
>Roll to not flop on top of Zeta

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>>7662782
>>7662793
>>7662819
Yes I have some doctors there to look you over. The beds aren't amazing but hopefully they'll get you in a wheelchair.

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>>7662789
>doggo is kill, butchered by the Asian/false Frenchman

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>>7662789
>Roll for a clean throat slit on the KO'd dog

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>>7662793
>Hysterical psychotic Alolan laughter
>and a squeaky second laugh too
Oh, I wish it was as simple to explain as that.

>>7662857
>Throws brick at

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>>7662793
Oh, it's slimy alright, as it should be.

>>7662819
>>7662838
>two sleeping Pories in my lap
>the situation could be best described as "absolutely adorable"

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>>7662318
>Poke the Stitch

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>>7662841
Thanks
>Cali helps his dumb ass out of the car
>He gets looked over
>His spine got clean cut right through the nerves that lead to his legs
>Probably a way to fix it, but it's also a long road to recovery unless there's some crazy science done on him

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>>7662853
>obably right on YOU's lap
>>>
> none 02/11/17(Sat)23:08:11 No.7662838 ▶>>7662885
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>>>7662819
>>Hal Hellp close behind
>>Roll to not flop on top of Zeta
>>>
> Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)23:08:32 No.7662841 ▶
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>>>7662782
>>>7662793
>>>7662819
>Yes I have some doctors there to look you over. The beds aren't amazing but hopefully they'll get you in a wheelchair.
>>>
> Anonymous 02/11/17(Sat)23:09:11 No.7662853 ▶
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>>>7662789
>>doggo is kill, butchered by the Asian/false Frenchman
>>7662895
>No.7662895 ▶
>File: images.jpg (4 KB, 324x156)
>>>7662841 (sssssicntsit)

dddddddddddddd help

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>>7662885
>By the way, if you were wondering
>Porygon DO dream of Mareep
>...The subroutine that governs sleep mode and dreams is even referred to in the source code as "MAREEP"

>Sleeping poreh snugs.

>>7662905
>wat
>(wat)

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>>7662862
>>7662885
...Wat? I'm very confuse- oh god she's a goodra isn't she.

I'm in a chair now, apparently I've got a chance at walking again eventually, but it'll take surgery.
...This is why you only have one adventure a day, kids
Bleh. Feel like shit even on pain meds.

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I think Steven stood me up.

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>>7662988
Wrong. My plane flight got delayed because of the Unovan Rebellion.

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>>7663001
Well while you were doing that I was teaching a Noctowl how to gamble.
They're very smart actually.
...
Do you need me to come pick you up?

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>Meanwhile in stream chat
>"2Fast2Furious has officially jumped the shark"
>"I crashed into a pursuing jeep, do I get a service medal?"
>"Just how do you get stuck in traffic at 3 AM?"

>>7662917
>Lesser known is the included MRAY function used in the deeper parts of sleep
>More specifically, those than in an organic being are associated to delta waves.

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>>7663021
Probably. I'm fairly certain the flights aren't going to arrive until tomorrow.
I could have just turned Metagross into an impromptu hover craft and been there by now.

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>>7663053
Skyla still owes me a favor I'll get a ride from her. What airport are you at? Forgive me for not knowing, I lack the championship of Hoenn.

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>>7662943
Bro, 'chu're like, not -entirely- right there. Good guess, though.

>>7663052
>mousy shitposting
>"is this my life now"
>"gg on the jeep ram, not sure about a medal for chu tho"
>"ditched cars bro"

>>7663085
wheres your depression dress

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>>7663085
Mauville City is unfortunately the only city with an airport in Hoenn.
I'll be waiting outside - I doubt I'll be easy to miss.

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>>7663085
>throws a chocolate sundae at
He actually stood you up because he hates you and doens't want to see you
-Ghetsis clone

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>>7663114
In my depression closet. Where I keep my depression clothes.
>>7663157
I'll call it about two to three hours. Then a few back to Unova if you wish?
Or you can show me around Devon.
>>7663173
...
How did you miss that?

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>>7663186
its because I was not aiming for you dumbass, just throwing them at your general dirrection
>throws French fries at

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>>7663200
I didn't need fries in the cockpit but thank you.

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>>7663173
You're a bit late for that post.
I already asked him to pick me up. Obviously I just would have gone home if you were correct.
>>7663186
If you want to see it, sure. I can play tour guide.
If I've fallen asleep on top of Metagross when you get here feel free to wake me up, I don't really care how.

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>>7663173
>>7663200

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>>7663241
It'll be interesting for sure. I'll have to see your priceless r- mineral collection.
Did you steal that? I'm going to flick cards at you now if I see you asleep.

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>>7662561
...why

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>>7663240
Your welcome
Here is your complementary Ghetnuggets
>throws chicken nuggets at
>>7663251
Hello N would you like to suck on my Tootsie pop
>holds out an actual Tootsie pop
Its french fry flavor

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>>7663299
..... If I wanted something French Fry flavored to suck on I would go wake up Gladion.

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>>7663294
Cocoa did you use all of Frankie's conditioner or something? You're more fluff than Cinder which is an accomplishment

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>>7663294
Because why not, no one seemed to be interested so I had to find something to stick in there
you wanna volunteer to help? I did lose one of the cucumbers in there if you wanna go searching for it with your tongue

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>>7663334
Uhm... no?
(Just pretend that all the vee from now on is with Cocoa being really poofy since this is my last poofy vee)

>>7663353
...Why are you that loose as a female, anyways? Or are you just really stretchy?

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>>7663331
>>7663331
Fine your loss
just like you lost ownership of McGhetsis by not responding to the will my original apparently left you.
They cloned him so they could keep it a privately owned company, unlike all those stupid Free market companies and their ridiculous stocks

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>>7663299
Good job with that miss.
I'm going to focus on this flight, Skyla is wondering how french fries got in the cockpit.

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>>7663376
i bet with you that poofy you're really warm just like fluffybutt is
>bounds over to you and tackles you into a fluffy snuggle

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>>7663376
I dunno, maybe Arceus just knows me really well and how only the biggest dicks would satisfy me
>the missing cucumber falls out of Shinys behind
Oops, there is number 4, I was wondering when you would turn up