ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who has the best fro?
Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
>>7641943
This is me.
>>7641933
...You can time-travel. Go back to World War II or something, get your fill, then come back.
>>7641945
fug
>>7641945
?????
>>7641945
what's a fro?
>>7641945
Now, normally I'd say me, but I gotta give it to my man, Buoffro.
>>7641995
I did that, but its not enough
Especially since Dialga refuses to let me alter timelines majorly so its the exact same war each time
>>7641912
....
>remembers
Oh yeah!
>blushes ...
>>7642022
Yeah, well, either way. You forget.
Those mortals that you want us to slaughter are my children.
I'm not going to be in this and anyone who is, will have to answer to me.
HAND OVER YOUR MEMES AND NO ONE GETS HURT
>>7642037
So, you up for another round...
>wiggles butt seductively
>>7642056
Alright, alright, calm down, man.
>>7642049
Screw you Helix is the one true father of everyone
You are just an impostor who stole all the credit
>>7642056
>see guns and hide unther the bad
waah i'm scared, don't hurt me
>>7642072
J-just like last time?
>>7642073
>>7642083
THANK YOU
IM LEAVING NOW
>>7642088
>THROWS GUN AT
>>7642087
Excuse me kiddo?
I made everything, want me to send you back to the big bang to see how I fucked the void and created you kids?
>>7642087
...
Oh. Well, no wonder you want to kill everyone and lock the world into an eternal war that would surely destroy all the forests you're meant to protect, replacing them with wastelands.
You got brainwashed.
>>7642101
Well, I got another Idea
Lay on your back if you want to try another type of fun
>>7642087
...
>Please disregard this idiot.
>They do not represent our beliefs.
>>7642115
w h a t
>>7642139
Uuhhh ok!
>flops over
>>7642120
We're not all crazy.
Just some of us, but that's the same for everything.
>>7642115
screw you you ain't the boss of me
>solarbeam
>>7641757
>>7641809
>stays catatonic for 25 minutes at the new data
>Loading...100%
...WHAT
>>7642161
>You are the one that found the first piece.
>Correct?
>>7642109
>the gun misses skorupi
>still scares her and she hides even more
eek, please don't hurt me
>>7642169
Uh, yes. That's correct.
>>7642109
>>7642174
...
>Marshadow takes the gun.
>>7642162
Sure am, kiddo.
>Puts him in a business suit and locks him in an office cubicle
You can come out when you've decided to behave!
>>7642181
>Where would we find you?
>>7642155
>climbs on Zoro and slowly Grinds his package against Zoros's package
Feels nice doesn't it
(fade to black? or give thread yet another show)
>>7642190
h-hey don't take that it's dangerous
>>7642163
I'M SORRY!
>The Garurumon uses Howling Blaster!
>I'm calcing Garurumon as a Ninetales for this!
252 SpA Ninetales Fire Blast vs. 252 HP / 136+ SpD Eviolite Porygon2: 73-87 (19.5 - 23.2%) -- possible 5HKO
>>7642201
Ooohhh that feels good...
(Yeah fade to black I'm in the middle of something)
>>7642198
A keep in Orre, where Pyrite used to be.
Mind the Tree though, he likes to smash things.
>>7642234
>We will be in touch.
-D3 (Kabutops)
>>7642220
>Marshadow pats her and disappears along with the gun.
>>7642221
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>Hal used Thunder Wave
>Hall attempts to leave this whack ass realm
>>7642012
Aaaaaaaaaaaanyways.
...What made you think that killing the President and a bunch of other high-up people in office was a good idea?
>>7642239
..Alrighty then.
>>7642266
Uhhhhhhh.
Cause people always talk bad about them? Since they're... Bad I wanted to make everyone happy!
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>>7642253
>skorupi holds marshadow to try to stop him
no, you can't take it
>>7642285
...Well, yes, a bunch of people talk bad about them. But if they were so bad that they needed to die right then and there with no due process of law and the entirety of the nation would be 100% fine with it... exactly how the fuck were they even nominated for the post of leader of the country anyways?
>>7642319
(gah this was mew)
>>7642201
This scene seems familiar
Breaking News!
New Unovan law passed! Today will be known is Victini Day!
Now back to our story about the shooting in Alola.
>>7642152
>Roll to throw one of the aphrodisiac chocolates in N's mouth
>>7642354
>Mew turns off the TV
>>7642319
I don't know Unovans are... Pretty dumb.
>He goes back to reading through books and watching the news.
Mew can you be my like... Adviser? I'm not good at this stuff.
-Viccy
>>7642201
>Slugma slithers in, dodging the puddles of sexual fluids
...
So, uh...now that you are...done...with Zorro...
Can I ask you something?
I've never met a shiny pokemon before...
Do you mind if I sculpt you?
You, uh, are very pretty, and I'd absolutely love to make a statue of you, if you don't mind...
>>7642370
>Okay
>The chocolate ends up in his mouth
>He totally doesn't realize where the chocolate came from
>Rip him in five minutes
>>7642380
...Well...
...It's not like "Mother of All" is a job that has me doing things 24/7, so... I suppose why not?
>The Mew flops on her belly, sighing.
...Besides. You'll figure all this out soon enough.
>>7642398
Sure, how is this
>does a lewd pose
>Marshadow disassembles the gun like The Boss in MGS3.
>>7642283
>He drops the parts in front of Bones and disappears.
>>7642436
at least he didn't do anything dangerous with it
>>7642436
..Huh.
Thank you?
>Collect parts
>>7642434
...
That's um...
>Flustered lava slug noises
A good pose.
>Brings in a rock, and eagerly gets to work
>>7642465
>>7642432
>He grumbles and flips through the books.
How do I know who's evil? Like Team Galactic were evil and now they're like... Sciency.
Plasma isn't evil... Anymore.
So like... The other guys? What about Skull?
>>7642471
>Fuck where's the pin?
>Dig around in the sand looking for it
>>7642475
>keeps the pose and starts eyeing off slugmas body
I think I need to get some burn heals and potions
>>7642508
...Well... you have to look at them and ask... are they going to hurt people if they have their way?
I'm... not sure about Skull, to be honest. I haven't looked much at them, really.
>>7642425
>Aphrodisiacs: kick in
>>7642508
Skull?
Thugs from what I've heard
>>7642561
Huh. Okay. Plasma and Galactic are fine.
Skull just seem like they're... Kinda dumb.
>>7642604
Bad thugs? Or dumb thugs?
>>7642523
>Keeps forming the statue
>His eyes stare at the sylveon's nethers.
Um...what for?
We do have a stock of them...but you'd only need them if you touch me...
>say it outloud
hey marshy, where are you, can you come here?
>>7642514
>Pin: get.
>Put all the pieces into the Goodie Bag of Wonder™ for later reassembly.
>>7642612
I think he means... like, hired thugs.
>>7642613
Because silly, I am feeling a little cold
>wiggles butt casing his junk to jiggle a bit
How about once you are finished you come 'warm' me up
>>7642612
Hmmmmmm.... I don't know. I'd have to ask Gladion...
>He draws out the A on Gladion for way too long
I... think... they may be fools? It's getting harder to think.... Hmmm... I remember them fighting stop signs?
>>7642658
>>7642613
Is there no end?
>>7642682
>The Mew shrugs softly, laying next to Viccy.
Well, either way... you can't just write a group off as one way, either. Sometimes they change- say, if they have someone else at the helm. Look at Plasma, for instance. They cleaned up their act pretty fast once Ghetsis was out of the picture.
>>7642647
>>7642658
>Breathes a bit heavier
>Flustered noises intensify
>Eyes follow the jiggling
Um...warm you up?
I mean, my body heat is pretty high...
So I guess I can do that...
>>7642682
...mm... Glaaaadion might be in them...
Or was...? Not sure..,
>Resume face-pillow position he had most of the rest of the day
>>7642713
Actually....
>seductive glances at the thunderbunny
how about we give Slugma an extremely lewd pose to sculpt.
You, me and The female Sylveon all in the one lewd sculpture
WHERES THE MARSHMALLOW
>>7642262
>actually manages to leave that weird section of the cyberspace and their weird Charmander and Ninetales
>OBJECTIVE CANCELLED: delivery considered now too dangerous for receiver
>Returns home leaving behind...
>Evens: links to proper politics discussion forums
>Odds: links to /pol/
>>7642754
Yeah thunder bunny, it'll be fun
- Sylvie
>>7642793
>Marshadow breaks the Anon's wrist.
>>7642793
i-i don't know promise, he just dissappeared
>start crying because she's scared
>>7642783
>The Mew nods softly, then yawns. Long, tiring day of brainwashing people into believing that the former President and his entourage were spies. Psychic mythical cats need their beauty sleep.
>She cuddles up to Viccy.
>>7642812
>Shotgun is dropped
>>7642823
>Tired nuke snuggles for the creator of all.
>Still studying tho.
>>7642839
>>7642783
Maybe... Just have to... Wait for these aphrodisiacs to wear off...
>Heavy breathing into pillow
>>7642824
>Marshadow grabs the shotgun and swings it at Gunanon's head.
>>7642885
>It was an odd but his head is caved in regardless
>>7642839
>>7642845
I was thinking full out fun lewd, like you know
maybe you or Sylvie taking my knot while you swirls your tongue around the the others snatch
>>7642741
So sluggy boy, you wanna sculpt that delicious scene
>>7642741
>Finishes the Sylveon sculpture
>It is as detailed as usual, especially in the lower areas
Um...done with the first...
>>7642914
I mean...that sounds like a really, uh...cool idea.
I would love to try it...
>Shifts nervously in place
>>7642900
>Marshadow empties the shells into the Anon and disappears with the shotgun.
>>7642914
....You know we're in the same egg group right?
I ain't having any kids. Kids are for fags.
>>7642842
>The Mew every so often looks over what the nuclear bomb Pokemon is reading, and gives a little of her own input on the matter.
>Eventually, though, she falls asleep.
>>7642946
>skorupi gets out of hiding and sees the image
>start crying scared
>>7642958
You know you don't have to keep the eggs right?
just throw them in the trash
and you are not guaranteed to get pregnant from one little fling
>>7642958
I'll take shiny then and you get your face sitting on if you're afraid. There's also Anal or oral if you prefer
>>7642958
>Is passed out on the couch being a fluffy ball of potential cuddles
>>7643067
>Blast brains out
>>7642958
Oooooh? Are they now?
>>7642963
>And the studies continue even with the sleepy cat.
>>7643147
......
I am not dumb!
>>7642958
>>7643147
Agreed with the sentiment but not the wording.
>>7643147
Unpleasant? The face sitting or something else?
>>7643147
So do I. And I'm gay. You pop them out you deal with them.
>still cowering
>somehow the body dissapeared
m-marsh, i'm scared can you come here?
>>7643147
Your in a grumpy mood, I think someone needs to get layed
>nuzzles butt
if you want I will let you be in charge
-Shiny: ran out of shiny sylveon images
>>7643291
>layed
>nuzzles butt
wew
>>7643291
>Suddenly, vee out of nowhere
>>7643291
...
So, um...
Are we doing the sculpture?
>Stares at Shiny
Also, um...are you still...cold?
>>7643249
I WANT TO FUCK SKORUPI TIGHT LITTLE PUSS PUSS ULTIL SHE PASSES OUT
>>7643329
shut the fuck up
>>7643329
...
I don't know you.
>>7643338
fine
>leaves
>Quietly following the bf around to see how long until he notices.
>>7643372
>amusedly watches this
>>7643362
Bye faggot. We dont want you here
>>7643329
Come on Jamie I swear you'll like it
>A ribbon softly caresses the thunder Bunny's hindquarters
- Sylvie
>>7643317
Hey little guy
>>7643329
I will let you think it over, we have lots of time to get to know each other after all
>>7643335
Sure, looks like we might have to delay that sculpture a bit though,
>lays on back, spreading leds wide to show off his sack, sheath and butt to Slugma
now come over here and warm me up any way you want
>>7643411
>Vee sees this
>Lewd thoughts
>>7643329
Oh? Do enlighten me- seeing as there are no cigars or bundles of sticks getting offended I am presuming you are indeed referring to homosexuals. Unless you are incorrect in your terminology.
>>7643411
>Heavy breathing
>Slides over to him
>Stares at his crotch
...
Uh...okay...
>Nervously reaches out with a "tendril"
>It hovers above Shiny's equipment
>Flustered lava slug sounds
Like this?
>>7643471
Lewd
>Stands by with burn heal at the ready and a potion or two
- Sylvie
>Boyfriendo is busy.
>>7643390
>Poke plush#2.
>>7643515
...
>Grabs his sack with a lava tendril
Is that...warm? Not sure how to do this...
-Slugma
>>7643519
>Plush#2 squeaks softly when poked.
>Pokeback.
>>7643471
>giggles at the warmth of the molten tendril hovering dangerously close to his maleness
Hold on a second
>yells out to the rest of the house
SOMEONE BRING ME SOME BURN HEALS AND POTIONS, I'M DOING THIS
>back to slugma
now how about you slide your body right over the top of me and have your way with me
-Shiny, the shiny sylveon
>>7643566
this is so gross
>>7643556
>Poke received.
What's up? You been training?
>>7643603
Mhm. Have to get used to this armor, after all.
>Bear is fully decked out in the chainmail-with-breastplate armor.
w-well that sure was scary i hope marshy is fine at least
he saved me again
>>7643655
>Lewd thoughts have shifted to an expression of concern.
>>7643655
Are you sure you are okay...?
>Grinds against him a little
I think you are in pain...
I don't like hurting people, so...
>Starts to slide off
-Slugma
>>7643641
Well I can help!
>Stitches punches him in the chest with his stupid plush babby arms.
>>7643655
>Furious burn heal and potion spraying begins
- Sylvie
>>7643703
>The Bewear giggles softly.
Didn't feel that at all. This stuff must really work.
>>7643722
...Why did you think this would be a good idea?
>>7643744
Me? You think I can control that lustful idiot?
- Sylvie
>>7643698
n-n-o d-damnit.... p--ple-ease c-c-c-c-conti-
>passes out from pain
>As slugma slides off it reveals very heavily burned areas wherever the slug touched
-Shiny, now burnt as fuck
>>7643737
Lemme try again.
>Stitches used Feint Attack!
>>7643755
>Commence spraying the burnt bits
>>7643775
>tink
...Nothing.
>>7643755
...
Fuck.
Why did I think this was a good idea?
>Groans in frustration and regret
>>7643755
>join in spraying burned bits
...Something tells me he's won a darwin award. I don't think those are salvageable...
>>7643794
>tree out of nowhere
>tree preforms a test Wood hammer to test the strength of the armour
>>7643794
>>7643775
>Bones Outta Nowhere™
>Sluuuuuurrrrp a soda and watch
>>7643794
Geez...
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
>>7643755
.....
What did you think was going to happen, ya dingus?
>>7643834
TRANSFORM
>>7643817
>tink
...Still not feeling anything.
>Rustling of chainmail
>>7643834
>The ghost-type attack simply passes through the Normal/Fighting-type Pokemon.
>>7643812
>>7643781
>>7643722
>the potions and burn heals work kinda
>he probably requires actual medical attention though so you better take him to a pokemon center or something
>>7643867
What the hell am I-
>>7643855
>OH GOD WHY IS MY BODY BURNING AGAIN
>Stitches falls onto the ground in fucking agony
>>7643867
>Tree another wood hammer, this time at full power
>>7643876
>Eevee-flavored groan
...Someone take Darwin Award Winner over here to a Pokemon center.
>>7643876
>>7643898
>Groans again
I'll stay here, and be useless.
As usual.
>>7643891
>The bear just tanks the wood hammer like a champ. Chestplate looks a bit dented though.
>>7643889
...Sir?
>>7643867
>A sudden Palkia used Hydro Pump to test the armor!
>>7643889
>Concern™
Stitch? Stitch are you okay?
>Rush to the kings aid
>>7643889
I SAID TRANSFORM
>>7643889
are you okay?
someone go help mister banette
>>7643916
>>7643929
>>7643959
>Fuck get up.
I'm fiiine.
>>7643937
>Never mind the burning is back.
>He curls up on the floor.
>>7643918
>252+ SpA Palkia Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Assault Vest Bewear: 220-261 (49.5 - 58.7%) -- 98.8% chance to 2HKO
>The Bewear is pushed several feet back by the power of the Hydro Pump
>He looks quite worn out, but he's still wet... if sopping wet.
>>7643969
I SAID TRANSFORM
>>7643969
y-you sure? someone should go help him
>>7643987
>Still STANDING... if sopping wet
>>7643987
cool shit bro
im out :^)
>>7644001
stop that you big bully, you're hurting him
>>7643969
...That doesn't look like you're fine.
>Internal Screaming™ because I wanna hug him but I don't wanna hurt him more
..H-how can I help you right now??
>>7643969
dead?
>>7644002
>>7644040
>Pain, pain, pain.
Ccan I have a hug?
>>7644058
Dead.
>>7644001
>Those near trips.
>Back to curling up in pain.
>>7643987
>>7643918
>Tree sees the hydro pump from a legendary
>Tree panics thinking they are being attacked
>>7644040
>forrests curse on bones
>>7644058
>>7644065
>MEGA EVOLVE
>>7644065
s-sure, but how can you get here?
aren't you in somewhere far?
>>7644084
>>7644084
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>>7644081
TREE WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>>7644065
...
>Immediately hug the fug out of the boyfriend
>Worried marowak sounds
>wakes up
>Is very confused as to how he got on the couch
>>7644084
>HENSHIN
>>7644100
>Accept hug.
>Shove the boyfriendo.
>>7644081
>Shadow Claw.
>>7644084
Hey you realize mega evolution takes a STRONG BOND with the Pokemon right?
>>7644162
>>7644162
...He was testing my armor though.
>>7644116
sometimes when i sleep in front of the tv i wake up in my room i don't know how that happens too
>>7644135
>Hold onto that plush for dear life.
>Not for his own, though.
>>7644162
>>7644228
>Non-natrual Mega Evolution doesn't last for very long
>Back to being in pain.
>>7644285
I had nothing to do with any of this.
>>7644285
>Cocoa follows
>Someone has to explain what the fuck was going on
>>7644282
I feed on p̺̪̠̃ͤ͆͊̊͝à̩͎̞͔̎͊͑̇̑ͅi̢͍͔̲̤̺͌̄͆n͎̦͎̗̘͚ͤ
>>7644285
>Shiny sylveon is still unconscious from trying to fuck the slug
-Shiny
>>7644352
>concerned look at big ghost
>>7644282
>Continue hugging the Stitch
>Bones is scared and confused
S-Stitch?.. Are you okay?...
>>7644285
What?
Oh god what the fuck did I burn him in my sleep I'm so sorry!
>Follow!
>>7644285
>Slugma realizes he fucked up
>Quietly slithers into his room
>Starts packing up things in a bag
>The bag catches on fire
...
>Is unsure whether to run away or curl up in a corner
>>7644352
Stuff it saltpile.
>>7644399
>Hug the boyfriendo back.
Heyyyyyy. You wanna... You wanna try something?
We have some cccccash right?
>>7644357
>"Welcome to the Fusch-"
>Frankie has no time for pleasantries
>"DOCTOR. NOW. SEVERE BURNS."
>>7644357 >in arms, full response team getting up and going
>Rolling for doctor's success - Faildubs are a successful Darwin Award for the shiny, all other rolls are varying degrees of recovery time needed
>"I think he tried to screw my Slugma, that's the only explanation I can think of."
>>7644370
>>7644428
woops. hehehe...
Sorry sometimes i get a little carried away.
>>7644428
are you okay mister banette, do you feel better?
>>7644406
No, he tried to fuck Slugma and got his junk burned off.
>>7644450
>>7644428
..Like what?
And..yes, we have money.
>Squeeze the bf
>>7644441
>( fuck it, that close to quints it can be an honorary even roll )
> Doctor and Frankie are talking
> Scratch that, arguing
> Finally they finish
> "Alright, everybody. No touchie the shiny cutie for a little while he heals up, okay?"
>>7644448
Salty.
>>7644450
Yeaaaah.
>>7644490
Roll with me.
...
Mega Bracelet.
>He pokes Bones weakly.
One for you. And you use it on me.
>>7644420
>>7644525
>Hollows out a stone
>Slips inside, and seals it up
>Audible groaning
>>7644525
I never had a problem with slugma...
I bet he had a burning time!
>>7644525
...Why the hell would he try and fuck a slugma!?
...Hey where'd Jamie go?
>>7644577
you killed him
>Fuschiafag groans.
>>7644556
You're a Fire-type, Zorro. Other Pokemon can't cope with immense heat nearly as well.
>>7644577
I have do doubt that it seemed like a good idea to him at the time, right up until the burns happened.
>Gets Shiner, walks home.
>>7644546
>hears groaning
I'm not throwing all the blame on you, my amorphous friend.
>>7644530
...O-okay..but, will that stop this from happening?
>Nuzzles him
I hate seeing you hurt like this..
L U C Y
U
C
Y
>>7644583
I... I what?
>>7644577
>shiny wakes up slowly for a moment and looks at Cinder
>blows a kiss before passing out again
>>7644623
(dude what the fuck just why)
>>7644622
Uhhh. Probably. Maybe.
>Get those gud nuzzles.
Heyyyyyy you wanna like catch a boat and get a vacation? I know a nice place in Sinnoh.
We could train and a bunch of stuff.
>>7644530
Not salty!
[Salts internally]
>>7644620
It's all my fault...
I shouldn't have listened to him...
>Rolls the stone away, hamster ball style
>>7644677
>blink
But what of the castle?
>>7644683
>Tree rubs a French fry on Gengy before eating it
>does the same with another French fry
>and another
>and another untill he runs out of Fries
>>7644620
>Follows Frankie
...Does anyone know what happened to Jamie?
Some guy s-said I killed her but that can't be right I'd remember!
>>7644707
.........
>pulls some leaves out to make a salad.
Got any ranch?
>>7644742
Jamie's former Trainer caught wind that she'd gotten here. I can guess who tipped him off pretty easily, too.
As a result, she got moved to a different safehouse, at least for now.
( no idea what happened OOC, but IC this should work.)
>>7644677
..Okay, let's try it then.
Uhm, didn't you want to take me to Hoenn?.. That would be nice. Sinnoh could be good too though.
>Smooch the Gost
>>7644773
>Tree ignores Gengy
>>7644794
and instead follows Bones like a shadow
>>7644683
Salty.
>>7644701
...
Fuuuuck.
>>7644794
>Kiss the gaybones.
How are we gonna go on vacation if we have a castle to protect?
>>7644773
I wish I had ranch
>>7644831
...
>Empties a bottle of ranch on him,
>>7644831
>>7644846
Nice.
>>7644846
I appreciate, like, the thought, but I don't think he meant it literally, bro.
So, like, what's up, everybody?
>>7644866
I'm being sprinkled on things.
>>7644866
Up.
>Grab the Alolachu tail and lift him up.
>>7644790
O-oh...
...Well, image had already rejected me, so I guess I don't feel too bad
>Managed to not hear Jamie say she was open to date because he was passed out
>Yay a little less heartbreak for now
>>7644846
>>7644856
>Surprised yelp
I mean... Not the ranch I meant...
>>7644866
.... Going to go take a hot shower and wash off the actual ranch and try not to think too much about figurative ranch.
>>7644818
..I don't know..
>Rest head on your shoulder
Maybe we can find someone to watch it?
>>7644895
Actually she wanted to after you got KO'd
>>7644866
>The Espurr gently leans on the alolachu.
>>7644904
>Tree is uncomfortably close to Bones now
I am Tree
>>7644879
Duuuude, leggoooo.
>Wriggles around a bit.
>>7644917
Hey there... better day today for 'chu?
>>7644898
Or you could use it for your french fries!
>>7644938
>The kitten nods softly, with a smile.
Mhm... doesn't hurt as much to think... thank you.
>>7644904
I mean Teddy and Tree are tough.
You think they're good?
>Smooch the funnybones.
>>7644931
>Boop the tree.
>>7644938
>Drop the chu.
...
>>7644974
>Lands with a squeak.
>>7644958
I'm glad I could help 'chu out.
So do any of you think tomorrow will be a sunny day here in the marsh i want to play outside
>>7644931
...
>Pat Tree
Hi, bud.
>>7644962
Yes, but, more help never hurts, you know?
>>7645007
...Toy?
>Poke.
>>7644962
>>7645019
>Tree gives a berry
>>7644945
I may be drugged up with three different kinds of aphrodisiacs but I still wouldn't ranch Gladion while he's asleep.
>>7645019
Yeaaaaah but...
How do we get people to join?
>>7645047
Thank you.
>Nibble berry.
Tree, do you think you could handle serious super super heavy guard duty?
You'll have to work with Teddy and be at your highest strong super duper attention level.
>>7645007
>The espurr gently hugs the alolachu.
>>7645043
>The espurr looks up at Marshy.
Who... you...?
>>7644915
I somehow doubt that.
Anyways
>Flops on couch because they're home now
...Uuugh I feel so stupid and shitty, why did I think a bath was a good idea.
>Rolls over and turns on Star trek
>>7645088
>Wave.
Um.
F-friend?
>>7645051
How's the frigate these days? Full of shampoo bottles i presume?
>>7645117
>The feline stares at the shadow.
...Friend.
>>7645098
welp. She did. Oh well though. She was kind of a dick anyway.
>>7645078
..I don't know, get really lucky?
>>7645047
Thanks, Tree.
>Just hold onto it for now
Hey.
You guys give, like, advice and stuff, right?
How do I be "less rough"?
I keep trying to, like, hook up with people, but they all leave because I'm "too rough" with them.
What am I like, doing wrong?
>>7645119
I can't speak for the rest of the Frigate, but my room has a cabinet of shampoo bottles in the bathroom.
Before you try anything I would like to warn you that the inside is lined with Cleanse Tags.
>>7645043
Squeaky, but not a toy, bro.
>>7645130
'Chu got it.
>Happy mouse noises
>>7645078
>>7645149
>Tree heads to the highest outdoors part of the Castle to keep watch over everything int he surrounding area
>>7645175
.....
Well played, N.
I will figure out a way around those eventually.
>>7645149
>Siiiiiiigh.
>>7645152
...What are you doing?
Are you being too forward or being aggressive? ...Where are you?
>>7645130
Friend.
Um. Marsh-sh-shadow.
>>7645180
...
Not.
Fight?
>>7645188
Hmm. I'm sure you will, and I'm sure I'll smell the difference long before I actually put anything in my hair.
>>7645152
What do you mean?
Do you punch them when you meet them?
Or maybe you are rough i don't i'm not an date expert
I scared my crush away, because of how bad i am at everything
>>7645211
....I... don't have name... sorry...
...N-no fight.
>>7645211
No fighting, bro. I'd rather, like, not.
>>7645236
It's okay... I know 'chu don't remember 'chur old one, but 'chu can pick a new one if 'chu want.
Something that works for 'chu, that 'chu like... like.
>>7645236
Um...
>Stare at Espurr.
Gloss? G-Glaze?
Purple?
>>7645261
No fight.
>>7645228
....
implying you will.
oh you are going to be so fun to play with!
What's your favorite flower, N?
i wanna fug the marshmallow
>>7645192
Sorry..I'm not good with that stuff.
>>7645271
If I can smell the difference between my boyfriend and the ditto imitating him I'm certain I can smell the difference between my shampoo and your semen.
That should be a rhetorical question - it's the Sword Lily.
>>7645292
>Kiss the boyfriend.
I think we gotta get some more members before we can leave.
Or... Something.
>>7645261
>The espurr nods.
>>7645270
>She blinks, then shakes her head.
...I dunno... don't... fit...?
>>7645304
SEMEN?!?
who said anything about THAT?! you sick-o
Also i like that flower to. It's my 2nd favorite.
>>7645235
>>7645192
I follow the guides online and everything.
I introduce myself, and talk about things I like...
I even punch them, like you are supposed to. I mean, it's impolite not to.
They always start bleeding and screaming when I do that.
>>7645139
Hey, she wasn't a dick, she never said a mean word to me!
>Runs around the house looking for something
AHA!
>Holds up the genderswap potion
I have no idea what this does but she carried it everywhere until she had to model.
...
Hey Frankie, what is this?
>>7645312
>Blushu™
I guess so.
>Smooch the plush
>>7645337
>A certain vee climbs onto Cinders's back again.
Hello.
>>7645304
... husband. He's my husband.
....... I find myself surprised every time I think about it.
>>7645330
Your former crew mates mentioned you doing something along those lines, so I believe the line about sick-os goes back to you.
.... I will admit my curiosity is piqued. Do tell, what is your favorite flower?
>>7645336
I don't think people like when they are punched
When i get punched i start crying
>an inter dimensional portal opens up
>Sheogorath pokes his head though for a moment
CHEESE
>Sheogorath Leaves and cheese Rains all over the next poster
>>7645369
Hey.
>Holds up the potion
Know what this does? I wanna know why Jamie carried it around.
>>7645336
Broooo. People don't like being punched. Try taking it a little slower.
Avoid the physical violence unless you're trying to woo one of your own species.
>>7645346
>Hug the bf.
Wellllllll how do we do that?
>>7645390
fuck yes
>eat that shit
>>7645402
...I... don't know...
...
We could try it if you want.
>>7645321
Mmm...
Come to you.
>Pat the psycat.
>>7645390
>Cheese begins to rai-
>>7645406
>Nevermind the god of space ate it
>>7645403
>>7645376
Punches don't hurt, though.
It's how you supposed to greet people.
It's impolite not to. Proper etiquette and all that.
>>7645420
>The espurr purrs when pat.
All right... thanks.
>>7645412
Uh, I don't want to waste it, what if it's like, a max revive or something?
...
It's probably fine
>Sprays Vee with potion
>>7645434
...I used to think hugs didn't hurt, and it was how you greeted people.
...Then my trainer almost died. Then I was ejected from the Unovan Army.
Now I'm more careful. You should be too.
>>7645434
Where did you learn that?
I never saw that as a form politeness
>>7645375
Silversword. I do like Alola a lot so I'm a bit biased.
>>7645403
..Black magic, probably. heh..
>Snuggle up against the plush and sigh
>>7645460
O-okay... uh... doesn't look like it did-
>Poof
Waaaah~!? T-that wahh... whaaahh~!?
>Cocoa is now a boy vee
>>7645476
Punches don't hurt, though...
I don't see why I need to be careful.
>>7645480
My parents taught me how to be polite growing up. Punches are how you greet people.
>>7645444
>Trips.
>Is that a psychic purr?
>Because now Marshadow has a headache.
Uuumm.
Byyye...
>Flee.
>>7645504
>shiny is watching silently from the a cushion in the corner recovering from the attempted slugfuck and pretending to be asleap
>his ears perk up in interest after witnessing that
-Shiny
>>7645523
Maybe only between your species you do that
Not everyone is strong like you mister
-nina the skorupi