ITT: Pokemon are real. Who has the best castle? Info: http

>>7638402
Obviously not the gay ghost squad

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>>7638409
Why would you lie like that?

>>7638402
Fuschiafag here.
Got to head to work soon, but it might be the Orre guys. Haven't seen N's setup yet.

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>>7638366
...How hard is it to do so...?

>>7638402
...The one I live in, obviously.

>>7638402
gay ghosts number 2

>>7638422
I'm pretty sure your castle is shit m8

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>>7638366
You know, I've heard that name before but I've never seen the island itself.
I wonder if Yanmega would fly me there...

>>7638402
Whoever built that giant sandcastle in Slateport.

>>7638409
Not yet, once it's done there won't be anything that can compete.

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i like to imagine that my house looks like a castle.
it's a pretty big house in the middle of the great marsh

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>>7638441
Pretty fucking hard.
>>7638447
There's a lot of storms around the island even now. I think Lugia cursed the damn place or something.
Probably just try a boat.

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>>7638386
So would I
>Heavy breathing

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>>7638447
You built that.

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>>7638461
And yeah you can join the castle. Just, like, try to help in some ways, please.

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>>7638408
Y-you really want me to? It's not for everyone and i don't want to hurt you though...

>>7638471
>>7638485
>Pull tails

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>>7638487
>Watches.

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>>7638461
Seems like that's more of a blessing than a curse but alright.
Taking a boat is probably the safer option...

>>7638471
How do you even know that?

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>>7638461
it has been raining the whole day here in the marsh, so for safety the marsh is closed for now
mama and i did some cooking, it was fun

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>>7638485
Good afternoon, Stitch.
I'm almost back to the keep, so uh, yeah.
Did you manage to fix yourself up any more?

>>7638507
Intuition.
I watch the news while I work, and who else would make a giant sand castle like that?

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>>7638485
Thank you, sir.
>>7638507
I just meant like, for us getting there.
I'm gonna go claim a room and get to work I guess.

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>>7638498
>>7638487

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>>7638498
>devious fishpupper smile
>>7638487
also watches

>>7638498
You want to join or something?
-Jamie

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>>7638487
Y-you zapped me a lot last night...
It was a-all tingly and I enjoyed it...
>gets into the tub and starts the water
>that ear is trying to fly off his head at this point

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>>7638548
>Lick the Sylvie.
>>7638550
Pff.
>>7638557
>Silent watching.

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>The bear returns to his post

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>>7638534
I mean, I'm probably not the only Sandslash that has visited Slateport...

>>7638546
No I was just remembering what happened Yanmega flew me over a large body of water...

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>>7638534
Stiiiiiiill down an eye. Might swing over to Phenac and snag some stuff to fix myself up better with.
Kehehe.
>>7638546
No problem, bud. Just be on your best behavior. Tree in the courtyard can point ya to anything if you're lost.

>>7638579
I take it that it went badly?
>>7638583
...Tree?
-Ark the Zoroark

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>>7638579
Yeah alright, I'll give you that one.

>>7638583
Anything specific you need? I'm bringing a lot of things from the shack right now, I might have something.

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>>7638591
>The Bear points to a spooky-looking tree in the middle of the courtyard, then shouts over to him.
Hey Tree, this Zoroark's one of us. Don't hammer him.

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>>7638591
I found out that I'm not good at swimming, especially with an unconscious bug holding on to me.

>>7638548
>>7638550
>>7638568
If yall don't get in the tub, ya better get out before i split your skulls.
>>7638559
>hops in the tub right next to cinder
>water starting to conduct on Jolteon
-Jamie

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>>7638591
In the courtyard. Teddy's got you covered.
>>7638622
I was just gonna snag an eye from something and stitch it up to not look too funny.
Unless you have any pokedolls floating around?

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>>7638648
I'm not up for a second round, sorry~.
>Vapey wanders off.

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>>7638568
>Goes to lick back then stops remembering the tremendous mistake it was yesterday
>decides to try nibbling on one of the danging icicles(couldn't think of the right word for the things hanging next to glaceons face)

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>>7638660
I do, infact. Found a couple in the yard last night.
Figured it would be a good idea to bring them along.

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>>7638648
>Gets a minor zap
EEP!
S-sorry, just surprised.
...This feels kinda nice
>Sits lower in the water
I-it's like my whole body is v-vibrating!

>>7638669
>wonders "what second round?"
-Jamie

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>>7638677
>Critfail.
>The icicles are even colder than anything else.
>Sylvie's teeth are stuck.
... This relationship isn't going to work if you keep getting stuck to me.

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>>7638699
Thank you babe! I really appreciate it.

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>>7638741
>muffled Sylveon noises

>>7638700
>realizes that she is letting out too much
Woopsie ill tone it back.
>tones down
Better? I dont want it to be uncomfortable....
>a bit embarrassed
-Jamie

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>>7638789
Anytime, hun. I'd do anything for ya.

>A manhole cover slides off a hole in the courtyard
Delivery!
>Toss up a sack full of junk and pokedolls
>Comes up with a massive breastplate and another sack slung over my shoulder
>Shove manhole cover back in place

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>>7638795
>He drags Sylvie along, trying not to pull his teeth out.
You really need to think more.
>He runs hot water between Sylvie's teeth and his icicles.

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>>7638841

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>>7638837
>The Bear blinks softly as he sees the breastplate
Is... that for me?

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>>7638837
Did christmas come early? Kehehe.

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>>7638867
Yup, all yours.

>>7638883
Eh, more like a couple months late, but sure. heh

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>>7638789
>>7638837
>babe
>hun
Gay ghosts are weird.
I guess I'll make my way back and meet up with everyone, I'll find something for Yanmega some other time...
>starts digging towards the keep

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Roger this is Carter Williams prepping to land near your castle.
>A loud thump can be heard a bit outside as the cargo crate is dropped.
Fucking hell. I'm landing now.

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>>7638896
Hehehe. Thank yooooou.
Hand me one of those dolls.
>>7638913
Uh.

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>>7638896
>The bear accepts the breastplate, putting it on.
>...It's a bit on the loose side.

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>>7638913
>Watching through view-finder
Why would a castle in the middle of the desert be getting heli drops I wonder.

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>>7638799
...I liked it before, it was crawling over my body and m-
>That ear is trying to fly away by fluttering
>Shoves his tail between his legs again
N-nevermind f-forget I said anything.

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>>7638927
>Hand over the goods
Hope they work alright for ya.

>>7638913
Heyyy, nice. The name's Bones though, don't know where ya got Roger, heheh.

>>7638947
..Hmm..might need to wear something under it.
There's straps on the sides to adjust it a bit though.

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mama me and goli are making dinner together, they are so happy together
and now that mama was able to find a job to goli here he can stay

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>>7638927
>>7638975
>>7638991
>The Chinook lands.
>Carter hops out and gets to checking the cargo.
Anyone wanna help with unloading?

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>>7638991
Uh, all right.
>The bear adjusts it a bit, then flexes a bit and drops into a stance, shadowboxing.

...I like it.

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>>7638991
Thaank you.
Hey you and Teddy wanna help that dude out while I fix myself up?
>Smooch him.
Go get him!
>Get to fuggin work.

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>bursts out of the ground just outside, near the landed helicopter
Hey guys.

>>7639029
Well now that I'm here...what have you got in there?

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>>7639051
Yes sir.

>Teddy goes to help >>7639029 unload

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>>7638841
So how can I tease you if every part of you is cold...
>mutters under breath
ᶠᵒʳ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᵐᵃᵗᵗᵉʳ ʰᵒʷ ᶜᵒᵘᶫᵈ ʷᵉ ᵈᵒ ᵃᶰʸᵗʰᶦᶰᵍ ˢᵉᶰˢᵘᵃᶫ ᵉˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃᶫᶫʸ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ'ʳᵉ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ᶜᵒᶫᵈ ᵈᵒʷᶰ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ ᵗᵒᵒ

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>>7639030
Glad ya like it, big guy.

>>7639051
Sure, good luck with that.
>Smooch the Stitch and get going

>>7639029
We're on our way!

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>>7639071
>>7639076
>>7639097
Thanks guys.
>Equipment roll.
>Dubevens: Plenty of useful tools, even a few explosives, a few guns.
>Evens: Useful tools and some radio equipment, good scrap.
>Odds: Useful tools but most equipment is smashed to hell.
>Dubodds: Carter you literally trashed everything what the fuck.

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Greetings. I have awoken from yet another slumber, are any interesting events happening at this current moment?

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>>7639115
Cinder and jamie are getting lewd in the tub and i'm watching

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>>7639113
...Something tells me that this stuff is supposed to be more intact.

>>7638982
Oh you liked it?
>relaxes a little
Why are you sitting like that again?
-Jamie

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>>7639128
... oh. Well. I am uncertain as to how that didn't wake me earlier, considering I fell asleep in here. I suppose the proper course of action would be to give you all privacy.

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>>7639156
Nah stay, watch, have a berry.

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>>7639113
Nice, thanks man.
But uh, Teds got a point, could have been a bit more gentle with the drop, heh.

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>>7639113
Uh...dude, most of this stuff looks a bit broken.
Salvageable maybe, but still.
>starts helping bring stuff inside

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>>7639148
>Water starts to warm up a bit
Uh...
>JUSTTELLHERANDGETITOVERWITH
...To hide my boner
>WAITSHITREGRET
>REGREEEEEEEET

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>>7639131
>>7639174
>>7639177
First time piloting a chopper, sorry.
>He heads into the back of the Chinook and backs a military transport car out.
Snagged one of these too.
Back's loaded up with diesel. Where you want me to park it?

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>>7639194
Did I hear boner?

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>>7639213
Uh, bring it on inside I guess, we'll stick the fuel in storage since we don't have much use for it currently.
And it's fine about the cargo, choppers aren't exactly the easiest thing to pilot.

>>7639194
Oh. Hahaha!
That's all? Is it the electricity? I can turn it down a bit....
>is a bit embarrassed
-Jamie

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>>7639163
... I suppose there would be little harm in doing so.
>He floats the berry over and begins nibbling at it

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>>7639287
Alright.
>In she goes.
>He comes out a few minutes later to help pack shit away.

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>>7639213
It's probably fine, don't worry about it.
I'm sure someone with hands can fix most of this stuff.

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>>7639317
No no no turn it up, I wanna see how fired up fluffbutt can get.

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>>7639177
>Yanmega flies in
>Her mouth is covered in blood, again
Morning, guys.
What's going on?

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>>7639317
>That's all, she says
>THATS ALL, SHE SAYS
N-no it's not the electricity, t-though that's not helping...
...
Y-you could turn i-it up i-if you wanted. It feels like a massage over my whole body r-right now honestly
>He's gotten so flustered BOTH his ears are twitching

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>>7639339
I would help haul but uh, fire and fuel don't play well together.

>>7639341
I could probably fix up a decent amount of it.

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>>7639349
Hey Yanmega!
We're helping this guy bring all these supplies inside, he flew out here for us in that helicopter over there.
Also you have blood on your mouth again, you silly bug.

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>>7639341
Hopefully. Sorry about the bad drop.
>>7639395
Not a problem.
>Finish up hauling the diesel down.
You guys wouldn't mind if I crashed here for a day or so, right?

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>>7639406
...
>Wipes off the blood
I keep forgetting about that...
Anyway, guess I can help.
>Starts moving supplies
>Evens, she helps successfully
>Odds, accidentally drops a few things, possibly breaking them

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>>7639441
>The bear shouts over to the tree
Hey Tree, this human's all right, don't hammer him.

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>>7639441
Not at all, make yourself at home.

>>7639348
>>7639378
Ok ill let it go a bit more!
>relaxes even more.
>electricity is now turnt up
I can't keep it up terribly long. Electric water makes me tired like that...
-Jamie

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>>7639459
>>7639465
Thank ya both. I'll try not to be too much trouble.
>He claims a bunk and goes to cleaning his guns,

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>>7639474
>BZZZZT
>Holyshit
>Goes limp and floats in the tub, moaning
Soooo gooood...
Nnngh.
>Eyes widen
Ohshitstopwaitdontstopwaitstopimgonnacumohgodimsorrystop

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>>7639516
This amuses me

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>>7639441
A bad drop is better than no drop, we're just happy you're helping us out.

>>7639448
By the way Yanmega, hypothetically speaking, if someone were to get you the perfect gift, what would that gift to be?

>>7639583
>voices are carried on the desert wind
>evens you hear 'A hot dicking'
>odds 'they got sticking'

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>>7639604
>w-wait what

>>7639516
Haha you're pretty cute when you squirm around like that....
I can't really understand you so I'm going to assume you said to keep it at that level, dude.
Also this is almost like a nice hot spring.
>winks and smiles
-Jamie

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>>7639604
...
>Sandslash doesn't know how to respond to this

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>Victini lands up on the ramparts.
The last bastion of the true Unovan spirit!
>Viccy flies a Unovan flag above the castle.
>>7639583
The Unovan Flag of course! Make sure your wife stays in her place.

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>>7639604
...Did anyone else hear that?

>>7639621
..Hello there.

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>>7639621
...Well uh. That's new.

...

Uh, is this a good thing or a bad thing?

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>>7639621
I have many objections to this.

>>7639644
Bad for him if he stays for long.

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Bonjour, I see that chaos is still the standard here.

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>>7639649
shut.

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>>7639613
>Aaaand he's made a mess again
>OHGODWHYWAITSHESMILEDANDWINKEDWASTHISINTENTIONALOHGODSHEHASNTSTOPPEDOHGODMUHDIIIICK
>squirms around in the electrified water, moaning and twitching

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>>7639633
Hello true Unovan!
>>7639644
A good thing!
>>7639649
Do I smell communist subversion? I've heard they usually use ground types.

>>7639650
How's being a pansy treating you? Hon hon hon.
-Victini

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>>7639694
How is living in a trou de merde treating you, la puce?

>>7639621
>Notices the legendary pokemon begins to panic
Boss we have a sighting of Victini

>some liquid being spat out is heard

[What?! in the middle of fucking Orre? What would Victini want in that region.]

I don't know, the keep I mentioned before received some cargo drop from a helicopter then it just showed up out of nowhere, what are my orders?

[Observe for now, do not engage you're not equipped to handle that sort of threat - I'll send some more agents to the area]

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>>7639583
The perfect gift?
...
Hmm...
Well, having someone to explore and enjoy the world with... That's something I have wanted for a while.
Of course...I think I might have already found that.
>Happy bug noises...
>>7639679
>Noises stop
...
Um...

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>>7639679
I will put up with ten minutes of your shit.
After that you fuck off and never bother us again.

>>7639743
Please go somewhere safe.

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>>7639679
Don't mind Slash, he's new. We'll get him straightened up soon enough.
Feel free to go light up the fruity frenchman though.

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>>7639761
>Stare™
shut.
up.

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>>7639761
...Sir, no offense, but I'd rather not get roasted by a Legendary while wearing this metal breastplate and covered in extremely flammable fur.

>>7639665
>laughs
And that's why I call you super soaker.
>turns back electricity so it's just right.
-Jamie

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>>7639720
I don't speak give up language, french fry.
>>7639743
>>7639761
Well I see you have the right Unovan spirit of keeping your wife in line.
But insulting your superior. Should I look through your files, sir?
>>7639763
In a second. Your friend is interesting me.

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>>7639794
>Slowly relaxes again
...
Um.
>Firefluff.exe is not responding

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>>7639798
Oh? That's not what I've heard from Dialga, la puce.

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>>7639761
Uh...
Not sure if provoking a newcomer is a good idea-

>>7639798
Wife?
...
>Looks at Sandslash
...
>And then back to Victini
...
>Wings twitch with anger, but she is silent

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>>7639777
>>7639789
...You're right. Sorry.

>>7639798
Fuck you.
>Sandslash digs away to go calm the fuck down

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>>7639856
>Worried bear noises

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>>7639798
>N attempts his famous cross internet disappointment stare
>Evens - he somehow manages this despite his situation
>Odds - why the fuck would you try this while super horny? You just gave Victini angry bedroom eyes

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>>7639848
>>7639856
And where's your man going, little lady?
>>7639875
Something you need to tell me, leaf man?

>>7639798
hi, who are you? are you a friend?

>>7639815
>turns all the way off
Whew that makes me all tired.
>pokes
What's wrong? You alive?
-Jamie

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>>7639815
>poke fluffbutt with a ribbon
You need to work on your sensitivity training there champ

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>>7639894

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>>7639888
>Them trips for confessing
.... I'm a homosexual man in a legally recognized marriage with another man, and I also happen to lead Team Plasma and think you're an asshole - I would be glad to have Zekrom beat you into the dirt after I have raunchy sex with my husband.

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>>7639911
...
Just, that felt r-really good and you're acting all casual about it and I have no idea what to think
>>7639912
...
Whaddya mean?

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>>7639888
...
>Angry dragonfly noises
...
>Calms herself
Sorry...
>>7639856
...
>Flies after him

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>>7639950
If you're a minute-mon from some light zapping I shudder to think how quick you are in actual bedding.

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>>7639888
I also have an adopted father who may or may not have been in a relationship with my birth father - said adopted father happens to also be a homosexual potentially fucking five male robotic insects that he created, all of which are stronger than you.

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>>7639978
...
O-oh
...Yeah, maybe your right...
Fuck.
>Glances at Jamie
...

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>>7639894
>>7639914
I'm an anti-commie pro-Unovan pokemon. What's your stance?
>>7639935
>>7639994
...
>Viccy is currently trying to process this.
>>7639977
That's what I like to see, a woman in her place.

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>>7640017
what's a commie?
are they bad?

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>>7640017
>Bear shrug
...I guess Unova's changed.

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>>7640027
>>7640030
>Viccy fucks off to reconsider his political values.

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>>7640017
Now excuse me while I return to being gay and horny.

>>7639950
Well. I feel really casual around you. Is that bad?
>is a little embarrassed and stuff
-Jamie

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>>7640052
So it turns out you do speak the language of giving up, la puce.

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>Sandslash is sitting in the middle of a sandstorm in the open desert

>fucking hell Sandslash you might have gotten all your friends killed back there
>you really need to stop shit talking pricks who can destroy everything you care about
>this is exactly what you did last time and you still haven't learned your fucking lesson
>why am I so fucking stupid

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>>7639977
>>7640104
...
>Stops at the edge of the sandstorm
...
>Sighs, and waits

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Hey guys I can s-
...
What'd I miss? Why does everyone look so stressed out?

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>>7640144
victini showed up
>Cough™
Anyways uh, what's up?

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>>7640052
wait, where are you going? they were bad guys right? so be happy you're a hero

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>>7640052
>A Mew flies over to Liberty Island.
>She's sensed that something's up.

Victini...?

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>>7640181
Uh, I can see.
Like... The Victini?

>>7640096
BUT ISN'T THAT FRENCH?

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>>7640233
No, apparently it is Victinish.

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>>7640216
Yes, The Victini.
Thank helix you weren't out here.

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>>7640206
>Victini is reading through books about Liberal ideals and such.
What? I'm trying to read.

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>>7640075
Well n-no it's just you're acting so calm and meanwhile I'm kinda dying of shame and now Sylvie tells me I've got stamina problems and I don't know what to think...
I'm very confused, is what I'm trying to say.

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>>7640130
>odds = the sandstorm blows away, Sandslash doesn't bother to follow it
>evens = it'll weaken and subside in about 5 minutes
>either way Sandslash is still quietly sulking to himself

>>7640052
(Did victini leave the castle/keep or what I don't want to misinterpret this)

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>>7640256
...Those books are about the last thing I'd have ever expected you, of all Pokemon, to ever touch- except to burn into ashes.

...Something's up. Spit it out.

>>7640265
Welp i better get out of the tub
>hops out.
I don't want your stuff on me.
I think of it as helping a friend out. I am really happy the you liked it though.
And i don't know a lot about stamina....
So you like that electric thing huh?
-Jamie

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>>7640307
(Yeah he's in Liberty Island having a crisis now.)
>>7640312
... Is hating f- gays wrong?
Am I doing the wrong thing?
>He kicks one of the books.

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>>7640359
>FRIENDZONED
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
...
Yeah, it was r-really nice.

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>>7640413
>>7640359
>stifles a giggle

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>>7640413
>suddenly jumps on Their back
Morning smokeybutt

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>>7639994
>>7639875
Someone's been anxious for the next episode of truth or dare

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>>7640399
...
>The Mew watches the book sail across the room
...W-well, uh... I don't see why someone would single them out myself... I mean, it's just the path their heart took them...

...But why are you asking such questions now? What, are you having some sort of midlife crisis or something?

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>>7640413
..............
>He feels a bit bad
>But also a bit amused

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>>7640472
>Sploosh
>He was in a tub
>You just dunked him in it
BLUBGLUB

>>7640413
Something wrong? you look disappointed....
>is concerned...
>>7640472
Oh hey you.
-Jamie

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>>7640524
Fluffbutt thought he had a chance with you Jamie.

>>7640517
>Hops off remaining in the tub
Oops
>>7640524
Hi, I thought I would join you two

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>>7640500
>He opens up a book about feminism next.
Well. The leaf guy said a bunch of stuff and- I'm like, behind on this stuff, aren't I?
>It looks like he's mostly just looking at the pictures.
Women like work and stuff and I'm still-

Am I bad?

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>>7640549

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>>7640488
Perrrrrhaps. Obviously it will have to wait, seeing as I have .... Other priorities right now.

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>>7640524
>Don't tell her you'll make it worse just wait and try agai-
>>7640541
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7640549
...

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>>7640561
Naw, you're not bad. You're ah... just a bit behind on the times...

Might've helped if you turned on the news every once in a while.

>The Mew goes ahead and does so.

>0: It's something about the IP
>1: It's something about Plasma
>2: It's something about Cipher
>3: It's something about international politics
>4: It's something about Trumbeak
>6 or higher: It's something about terrorism

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>>7640638
Yeah he wanted to stick his never before been touched Cinder wiener in your Jamie behind.

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>>7640541
>>7640638
....
>The slight snort of a gentleman attempting not to laugh

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>>7640638
Hope you dont mind the dunk, it was accidental
>>7640665
oh he did? well I know exactly what to do to cheer him up
>>7640638
>presents rear end to Cinder

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>>7640665
>Whispers
Shutupyouremakingitworse

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>>7640643
>He sits on the edge of his bed.
...
So Unova isn't as good as I thought?
>He blasts a few of the flags littering the room with Searing Shots.
What the hell's wrong with me?

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>>7640697
What was that FluffyBuns?

>>7640399
Boss seems Victini left the keep, you can call off reinforcements for now.

[That's a shame, if we could have managed to capture him that would have expedited plans significantly]

Well regardless given the threat is no longer present I plan on making second contact shortly.

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>>7640713
Shut.up.
>Oh shit he's actually looking angry

>>7640697
.... you wanted to go out with me? Like us two? Together?
Why would you want me?
-Jamie

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>>7640726
>wiggles butt teasingly at Cinder
Go ahead, I promise it will be good

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>>7640689
...
>Actually nevermind he just passed out with a nosebleed

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>>7640726
.... right. Well, it seems it is time for me to take leave.
>Charles hops down from the counter and leaves the bathroom, curling up on the back of the couch

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>>7640722
>A strange afro headed silhouette appears over the horizon
>It seems to be heading your way

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>>7640726
>boops your snoot with a ribbon and follows Charles

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>>7640707
>Mew sits on the edge of the bed with him.
I wouldn't say it's better or worse than any other region. But it is your region, about as much as the Tapus own Alola. Now, I wouldn't say to go all-out the way a few of the Tapus did with their own sections of Alola and turn the face of the region upside down... but you should still have a say in how everything turns out.

>>7640744
(Have to deal with IRL shit for a few hours, sorry)

>>7640750
>Roll to notice afro'd silhouette

>>7640744
oops, looks like we do have a virgin here
well I havn't had my daily fuck yet soo....
>>7640758
>hops over and nibbles on ear
you wanna go at it instead

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>>7640780

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>>7640780
>Knees wobble slightly
Damnit Shiny s-stop that

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>>7640750
>Obviously it's this guy

>>7640796
What in the world...?

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What is going on here?

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>>7640794
>continues nibbling and playfully pulling on ears
~I didn't hear a no to my offer~

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>>7640796
>>7640812
>Actually, it seems to be professor Oak.
>..With an afro?

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>Sandslash made his way to Gateon after calming down
>picks a random ship
>hops on and hides in the cargo hold
>last digit decides where it's going
>1 = Kanto
>2 = Johto
>3 = Hoenn
>4 = Sinnoh
>5 = Unova
>6 = Kalos
>7 = Alola
>8, 9 or 0 = Citadark island

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>>7640759
>He flips to a channel with a debate on immigration.
>Flick to another one with a speech from the new president.
... I think I get it.
Like... I should be doing more than burning co- Russians? Like helping?

>>7640841
>>7640796
(I'm confused which is it)

>>7640744
Well... yeah I think I would like to go out with you sometime...
I have some rules though!
>buzzing and blushing
-Jamie

>>7640867
(Was assuming it was going to be miror b but i'm just rolling with whatever is posted)

>>7640867
(I'm not Mirror B's roleplayer, I'm just a rando who couldn't help but make a joke about how the whited out silhouette looks like Doc Scratch)

>>7640867
(No idea who cueball poster is, this is Oakposter)

>>7640891
He's a rapist don't do it

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>Rolling to get to destination: Victini's computer

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>>7640847
>Mew nods softly.
Yep. And helping in ways that the people of your region would appreciate... not just those from 20 years ago.
>The TV finally flicks over to a story about Islamic terrorism
...Besides, I think nowadays the Unovan people have something other than Communists to fear.

>>7640970
(...100 years ago, fug.)

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>>7640961
>Seems to be lost
>Actually seems unsure if Victini even has a computer
>Roll 2 of 2

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>>7640970
>Tree internally Praises Helix

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>>7640999
Hi! You seem lost!

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>>7640999
>"I don't need to check server logs constantly I know the cyberspace pathways like the back of my flippers"
>Is actually going in circles and will do so for the next hour or so

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>>7640970
Hm, I got an idea.
>He flicks it back to the presidential speech.
>He flies out.
>Live on TV he blasts the president live on TV.
>He blasts Vice President, The Speaker of the House, President pro Tempore, Secretary of State, Treasury, Defense, Attorney General, Secretary of the Interior.
>The next president is the Secretary of Agriculture!
>He comes back and sits next to Mew.

How's that? There's a democrat in the president seat now!

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>>7640841
>>7640812
>Roll for impression skill
Hello there! You seem like you need some assistance, what are you doing all the way out here in the desert?

Also, are you a boy, or a girl?

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>>7641037
Hello cyberspace creature! I am not lost, just... walking aimlessly.

>>7641099
>The Lucario eyes the strange afro'd professor
No I'm doing fine thank you
>eyes narrow
And I'm a boy, why?

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>>7641097
...

HAVE YOU GOTTEN SO FAR INTO THIS MIDLIFE CRISIS THAT YOU FORGOT DEMOCRACY?!

YOU'RE NOT VICTINI

YOU'RE ANOTHER TAPU

>Mew leaves to try and salvage this mess

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>>7641130
Why? That seems like a funny thing to do!

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>>7641148
Uh, fuck.
>Viccy follows to try and help.

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>>7640826
Mayb-
>>7640891
Eh?
>dreams of lewding jamie shattered ever so slightly

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>>7641173
Why, it's the best way to do a delivery to someone you don't know somewhere you're not familiar with.

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>>7641145
>Geez B, that was some shoddy performance there. How's he still buyin this?
>Roll to not completely drop the voice
Just an old joke, don't worry.
But you do seem like you're doing something important, no?
Would you like me to help?

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>>7641178
>There is chaos and rioting in the streets of every major city in Unova
>...Which should be expected
>The very symbol of the nation's might and power just decapitated the region's government
>The public is confused as fuck, with people claiming everything from the President and company actually being spies for ISIS or Russia to someone subverting Victini himself
>...This is going to take a while to fix.

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>>7641195
>mounts the other Sylveon and and nibbles on the other ear
Sooo... do you want it

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>>7641210
I guess! Seems like it'd be a better idea to find out where they are first!

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>>7641245
>Yep Victini fucked this 8 ways to tuesday.
>Roll to calm the people and take the position of powe Viccy was born for.

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>>7641245
>Watching the news
Welp, that's a setback of a least half a century for pokemon rights

>>7641221
>Eyes continue to narrow
>His stance changes sensing something wrong
Who are you really?

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>>7641253
They should be around here, I KNOW the pathway is around here...

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>>7641265
>>7641286
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY

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>>7641286
>>7641300
>OH GOD I FUCKED IT.
>Roll again to pacify the public.

>>7641195
I'm not g-g-gay!
>super embarrassed
-Jamie

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>>7641323
Sweetie, it doesn't matter who you do it with so long as it feels good.

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>>7641297
I'll help! What are you looking for?

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>>7641288
shit.
>Flashy disguise toss-away
IT IS I!~
MIROR B, TERROR OF THE SANDS, MAN OF FASHION, AND IMPECCABLE DANCE MOVES!

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>>7641300
I'm not even dead yet and I can hear that fucker Chorale laughing from beyond the Distortion World

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>>7641334
>is still mounted on the other sylveon and nibbling and pulling their ears
>is not erect or fucking them yet as he has not gotten permission yet

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>>7641344
A very special computer belonging to a very special user!
...actually I'm not sure if he even has computer, he's kind of old fashioned.

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>>7641322
>Public buys the whole "The President and Co. were ISIS/Russian spies"
>...Somehow
>...Psychic powers might be involved- after all, both Viccy and Mew are Psychic-types
>Either way, Victini is hailed as a hero once again as the head of the Unovan government slowly reforms itself

>Meanwhile a certain Mew floats out of the corner of Viccy's vision, watching him
>With a rather harsh glare
>You know the glare- the "You better not fuck this up further" glare.

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The shit is going on?
I leave for 2 seconds and this happens?

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>>7641384
>Roll to just help the people get the government back together.
>Awkward look at Mew.

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>>7641386
>Tree hands a plate of unsalted French Fries to Gengy
>they are unsalted as Gengy doesn't need any extra salt

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>>7641437
Thanks tree guy.
Unsalted are best. You know me so well!

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>>7641374
Wow, he sure sounds special! I find it hard to imagine someone doesn't have a computer!

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>>7641360
>N cross internet disappointed stare
>Same roll for the time he stared at Victini

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>>7641384
>further news watching
...and there's the death of due process.
>internal grumbling and comments that the russians did nothing wrong

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>>7641458
>Tree thumbs up
>walks off to bones shack to stare into the window again

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>>7641465
Some old people and 'mon don't have and never felt like they needed one. It's seriously offputting!

>>7641355
>looks wholly un-amused
Miror B, I'd heard you'd fallen from grace. I should be asking you what you're doing here in the middle of the desert, not the other way around.
(Sorry real life calls so I've gotta jet)

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>>7641511
Well, you gotta try! Let's go!
>Roll for wandering in the correct direction

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>>7641478
>Heavy Mew Flavored Sigh™
You're on your own on that one, Viccy.

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>>7641498
>Bones went back to the keep through the tunnels, so Tree is just staring into an empty shack.

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>>7641532
>Victini finishes helping the people get their shit together.
>Goes to hide in Liberty Island and vows to never touch anything ever again.
How the hell do you do it, Mew?

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>>7641531
>find themselves in a server in Orre
This doesn't seem to be the correct region...

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>>7641535
>Tree puts a berry in the shack through the window
...
>Tree makes the journey back to his courtyard in the castle to guard it some more
>tree takes the long way there though

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>>7641532
>>7641579
>Marshadow pokes out from under the bed.
F-fire?

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>>7641525
Fallen from grace you say? Nonsense! I am the most graceful being in this sandtrap!
These desert sands are as though they were my backyard, so what are YOU doing here, you suspicious little lucario? Hmmmm?

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>>7641581
It's not? Sorry! Let's try again!
>Roll for wandering in the right direction

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>>7641477
>doesn't feel anything at all, just disappointment piled on top of more disappointment

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>>7641368
What are doing?
>awkward look