/scaly/ - Scaly General #181
Post lewd reptiles and discuss scaly stuff, male or female is fine. Dragons, wyverns, reptile folk, snakes, and sharks on top of other scaly things are welcome. Ferals, anthros, and human/scaly are allowed, but please, no monstergirls. As some may take a few creative liberties on their creations, do inquire if there's a particular edge case you're unsure about.
Please avoid reposting images from the past 2-3 or so threads, try to keep things fresh and post other content.
We don't have any other form of chat setup outside these threads and there are no plans for a Discord server, don't ask.
Scaly Smut:
>http://pastebin.com/3JXCnQEc
Other Resources:
>http://pastebin.com/SvKHwWi8
You are free to contribute to either, simply reply and post the information.
Did you miss something? You can find all previous threads here:
>http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/scaly%20general/type/op/
Today's featured image is a Tamamitsune, a Leviathan from the Monster Hunter video game. Also known as "Mr. Bubbles" it has a bubble attack that can cause opponents to slip and fall.
Topic of the thread: Do you want to be a Tama?
>>7625276
No.
>TotT
I'd rather be a nargacuga or zinogre, honestly.
>>7625276
Maybe
I think crocogators are very underrated
Sup' /mhg/
>TotT
No, I want to be a night fury.
>>7625276
One for dolphin or vanilla dragon plz.
I want to be a Tama!
Snakes?
>>7625561
Glad you liked the pic
>>7625698
yessss pleasssssse
ssss
Oh, you like furries instead of scalies?
>>7625942
I can be furry...
>Playing Bayonetta 2 on cemu 1.7.1
>Several audio issues seem to be fixed.
>Trigger witch time.
I can still hear the screaming.
>>7625698
is that just a pic, no video?
>>7626492
That's just a pic, not from a video but there's a similar video here:
https://e621.net/post/show/1122875
>>7626690
Thanks based SFM
>>7626763
huh
at first I thought he was just reading something erotic, then I saw his eyes lock onto me
>>7626763
oh goodness
>>7625276
Sometimes i like to think about what it would be like to be tama. I especially like the idea of making the world a cleaner place by purifying bodies of water.
>>7625276
>TotT
Could be alright.
does the guy that wrote Red-Hot Rebound from the pastebin still come here? Any word of a sequel?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNVSLl2LE0s
What the fuck
>>7627524
>transformation content:
>Fox Love4 weeks ago
>Omfg I have SCALES on my right knee! And something is sprouting from the back of my head (probably the frills) and my tailbone expanding! Plus the spines on my back are starting to show! And my skin is a lot more reddish. I can't believe this is happening! Omfg!!!!
>Fox Love1 day ago (edited)
>Update... I fell asleep while listening... And I've woken now to... Have the frills of a Mizutsune and multiple scales everywhere on my body!!! The spines are a quarter way out and my tail is now a long lump I can move around!!! Plus I have short purple fur in my underside and down to under my soon to be tail! I also am gaining a snout, it looks a little weird but This fucking works!!!!!!
>P.S. I've also gained the inside mouth but... My teeth need to be sharpened and my tongue should be a thin long and split tongue... Could you possibly make a subliminal for that? (Plus teeth whitening if you can.) The Mizutsune subliminal isn't doing anything in my mouth besides the meat... But dude this works and I am so happy you made this!
>P.S. P.S. I don't have reptilian eyes but I think it's Starting to become slit, I think.
>THIS SUBLIMINAL IS AMAZING! I HAVE SWEET RESULTS! Thank you so much!
>>7626763
l-lewd...
>>7626763
o fuk that's hot. It took me a few loops but I caught on in the end.
>>7626763
You better source that shit nigga
>>7628020
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/22555078/
>>7626690
I wish I had a /scaly/ version of pic related because holy *fuck* that's my reaction to your glorious video. Thank you for posting it.
>>7626690
Everyone says this is such a great video, but those veins are freaking me out with their prominence.
>>7628111
ScrungusBungus makes his dicks to an almost gross scale. They're often almost as big as the forearm of the guy they belong to. Scaling up the model makes those details really show up.
>>7627524
What the shitbiscut is this. It sounds like asmr, but the comments and subject are fucking weird as hell. I'm into some weird shit, I'd love to be anything other than human, but this shit is freaky.
>>7627524
>>7627641
those niggas,
are they serious
poe's law
>>7628683
>tfw you will never have strong snek lady to hold at night
I am cring right nw
>ywn get forcefully cleaned by mizu
>>7628895
But I want to be a tama and make sure that everyone is clean !
>>7629029
would you be grill tama?
>>7629074
As long as I am a tama.
>>7629136
Then I would be your first client
>It's a Tama episode
[spoiler]Who wants to hunt[/spoiler]
working on a sketch, hope you guys like it :>
>>7629807
that's damn good/10
>>7629807
>toe curling
>that expression
Looks great senpai
>>7629807
Nice!
I want to snuggle with a big musky croc
https://discord.gg/WDMhX7e
All fetishes are welcomed~
>>7629975
You and me both.
>>7630024
Even cock vore?
>>7630024
Great, time for me to explain the joys of shitting dick nipples and cheese graters.
>>7630024
What about literal pedophilia?
>>7630024
Shill your Discord elsewhere.
>>7630024
>Discord
You Have To Go Back
>>7630349
Source on that draggo?
>>7630406
Artist is likely Sanzo. Don't know the specific image.
>>7630427
This was just posted last thread anon.
>>7630406
Porn of Sanzo's dragon mom comic, not actually by Sanzo, but by PQ
>>7629807
>single humie dick
>Balls on a lizard
Other than that it looks fantastic. Would husbando/10
>>7630024
Fawk aouf ya koont. Didnt'ja read tha opie?
If you were a grill, would you want charizard to nom on your tits?
>>7630585
>23 posters
???
>>7630585
>Thread #181
>23 unique IDs
>In a fresh thread
Did /tlhg/ or /sug/ put you up to this?
>>7630585
>Only one guy can be the thread OP of a given general
>>7630406
And another if you liked the other one.
Are we being raided?
>>7630594
I would let him use my body as he sees fit
>>7630775
I wanna rub that belly.
>>7630594
Yes, I would!
>raisin toast
Nevermind guys, Slack's a total pleb.
>>7630646
Probably an off-hand mention somewhere else, I presume.
>>7631199
>not liking raisin toast
When did /scaly/ become /scrub/?
hello
please show me your favorite cute scale
>>7631347
we're getting hit hard in the awsw thread
We didnt ask for this ;_;
>>7631410
is just jokes m8orino
>>7631417
sure thing anon. have a cute scale
>>7631417
is this cute?
>>7631448
I know, just joining in.
>>7631417
>>7631417
>>7631417
Bananaphone is CUTE! C U T E!
>>7631417
>>7631424
What the fuck happened there?
>>7631647
autism. the same people who were posting the discord here
I need dragnoids
>>7632402
Why are argonians the best race of lizard people?
>>7632486
Pretty easy to be the best when there is hardly any competition. We need more scales in videogames, and not the kind meant to be fodder or a boss.
>>7632402
https://www.rt.com/viral/373151-girl-sits-alligator-back/
>>7632486
>the best
Bedokaan did it before it was cool.
>>7630534
>unironically like gay double dick
Actually die
>http://contentawaresatan.com/
Put scalies through, post results.
>>7632402
>>7630534
Large non-snake reptiles such as alligators only have one penis
>>7631417
Today i learned two things
1.BD dildos are microwave safe
2.Sucking a warm dildo while fapping is hot
>>7634754
>1.BD dildos are microwave safe
I was so damn antsy the first time I tried that. Half expected it to melt
>>7634774
Aha, same toy. Nice
>>7634766
I was stressed out too first time, opening oven to check every 15 seconds.
>>7634754
How long do you microwave it for?
>>7634754
2 minutes for medium nova but my oven is quite powerful so your experience may vary.
Wow you fucking cunts are degenerate. How can you function in society with such severe, debilitating autism? You all need to consider suicide. Fuck.
>>7634075
>Bedokaan
Argonians predate them though.
but Waromon a cute
>7635112
have a corrupted You
(̶Y̸o͟u̵)̕
>>7635112
>dont talk while in work
>come home (read:shitty flat)
>check internet
>eat
>play,fap,drink and talk to internet friends in free order
>pay bills
>go to sleep
>repeat
there, a somewhat happy productive but degenerate member of society quietly living his dirty life
>>7635146
But you're a furry. You are a fucking furry, cunt. Fuck off.
>>7635119
I always wondered what happens when you spoiler zalgo text.
[spoiler](̛̩̫̘̥̠̩̞̜̺͎̞̞̱̻͕̲̳ͪ̔ͫ̾ͯ̑ͦͨ̉ͨͯ͋̿̌̓ͅỲ̶̩͔͍͚͓̹͓͖̝̹̤͕̫̪͈͖̦͖ͤ͆ͫͪ͌͌̆̍̂͒̃ǫ̷̷̳̮̘͎̙͍̟͔̗̰̣̿̑ͮͨ̾̋͐̅̑̂̄̾̎u̡̢̻̰̪̲̬̟͇̠̲͎̞̥̳͕͐̅̋ͧ͟)̩͓̞̯ͬͮ͂̏̂̃̌̋̇ͯͪ̎ͪ̈́̅͋͊̚͟͜͜͞͡[/spoiler]
>>7635153
Oh right this is /trash/
>>7635152
>a furry
not just furry but homosexual zoophiliac!
you cant insult a person who has been here since 2008 I have seen it all
>>7635146
>leaving home
You haven't lived until you're a hermit in the wilderness waiting for TEOTWAWKI.
>>7635152
This is /scaly/ you dumb faggot. Snakes don't have fur. Have you even been outside?
Do you even know how to survive?
You had better hope I don't find you after the bombs fall because I will learn you about snakes real good with pic related.
>>7635170
So you're a demented fuck with mental problems? Seriously, cunt. Actually kill yourself. A shot from a firearm to the head is obviously your best method, but hanging works too. In fact, just take all the meds you can find in your house. Just fucking die.
>>7635202
option 1
>keep living
>enjoy things
>dont spread my genes because homosex
>benefit my community
option 2
>kill myself
>waste all resource that have been used on me by shool,parents etc.
>dont enjoy things
hmmmm, a tought choise
>>7635236
HAHAHAHA
>Benefit my community
>Is a fucking homo zoophile
You're in denial that you are a useless, pathetic waste of a human form. Just die, mate.
>>7635202
How about we stop telling people to kill themselves. If there's a place for that, it's not /scaly/.
>>7635252
Benefit
noun
something that is advantageous or good; an advantage
I use very few resources but work hard
There for as i dont molest animals i'm a clear benefit
your arguments are quite weak, are you even trying to get me to an hero?
>>7635282
If you have been here as long as you claim
Then you know not to engage this kind of poster
Keep this thread free of it
>>7635282
>"not just furry but homosexual zoophiliac!"
>"I don't molest animals"
Wow. You really do sound like a complete fucking hopeless retard. Stop being a degenerate or kill yourself, it's your choice.
>>7635289
been drinking and needed a laugh.
seeing this bad troll trying to start shit is hilarious
>>7635289
>"Oh no a scary poster!!!1!! Don resnd!"
Classic autistic behavior of a furry.
>>7635304
Keep drinking. Drink about 25 more standard drinks and you'll be golden, mate. You won't get hurt or anything, just chug 25 standard drinks.
>>7635326
good try little guy, maybe someday you learn how to really get under peoples skin
aww, he gave up
>>7635417
what did you think of my yah
i think he didnt understand it
>>7635446
I didn't either, i'm not a /k/ommando
>>7635468
look at the post i replied to in /k/
that pic was already titled yah and i kek when i saw that post so i had to posted it
still funny to me lmao
>>7634424
obligatory
>>7636776
kobolds are for fuggs and cuddles
>>7636828
sexy
>>7636828
Who did this? I really like the style.
Sweaty nun
>180+ threads
God damn
>>7636967
http://koutanagamori.deviantart.com/art/Lizardman-616327210
>>7637505
Does anyone have any color pictures of a kobold with a pope hat? I need it for a dungeons and dragons game.
>>7635153
>zalgo
>>7637643
Hi Jason
>>7637819
Not Jason, but if he's got one tell him to post it. Gotta fill out the fucking NPC tokens.
>>7637883
whos this then? Alex? Twig?
>>7637959
I'm just a friendly Iguana
Seriously though I don't think I'm someone you know but if you got a pic it can very easily replace the one I'm using.
>>7638177
I got you senpai
This is close enough to what you need, yeah?
>>7633908
Surprised this didn't get any responses.
>>7639387
gross
You guys have a favorite /scaly/ related comic?
really like https://e621.net/pool/show/3556
also alt ending: https://e621.net/pool/show/3666
>>7639484
HtbD.
>>7639484
>that alt ending
Damn, they really got btfo.
i thought tama was a meme, but i watched a friend fight him yesterday and i've been listening to its theme for an hour now
dear god what have you done to me /scaly/
>>7641095
We've gotten you to mentally condition yourself, apparently.
>>7641095
You'll be wanting soon enough...
I tried to make a post and the post form said I was banned, but then it had me solve a captcha on another page and told me I wasn't banned.
What just happened?
>>7641673
Hiromoot being the savior to all banned posters
You wouldn`t fight me if I was a tama,would you?
>>7641904
>>7642021
Not sure how to trust someone wielding a huge sword.
So what's the whole appeal with sexualized animals? I mean, I would honestly recommend a visit to your nearest psychiatric hospital.
>7642373
(You)
>>7642494
You shouldn't even bother giving fake (you)s, anon.
Just ignore them, these people have very short attention spans.
>>7642373
>mommy, I posted it again!
ok
remember to rub your dragon's muzzle for happy derg noises
>>7642373
Humans are animals last time I checked anon.
>>7636628
Of course.
>>7642734
>I hope you don't literally think people mean humans when they casually say 'animal' in a conversation.
Calm down anon, you're such an animal sometimes.
>7642373
Considering that you're even bothering with /trash/ in the first place I'm surprised you're getting as much replies as you are currently
>>7642814
You're a furry, mate. You are pathetic and useless.
>>7642814
Hey, chill down anon, I was just pretending to be retarded
>>7642622
its funny when you realize that dragons can be more cat than lizard sometimes
>>7642852
>Fails at impersonating me.
>Is afraid of someone exposing their 'fetish' as unhealthy and degenerate.
Mate, a visit to a psychiatric hospital would seriously do you some good, just make sure you never leave.
>>7634424
Oh god.
>weak ass bait
>people responding to it
is this guy samefagging or are you all mentaly retarded?
>>7642905
>Vorefags.png
>>7642905
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
into
>Á͙̟͕̱̼̦̘̼̳̻͔̝̫͍̦̥̀͡͡Ą͚̹̻̜̹̝̙͟A͙̺͈̼̭̲̤̭͟͠A̛͖̳̤͎̺̰͞A̛̛̩̫̖̟̖͖̳̥̝͟͢À͙̟̰̤̭̮̱͘͡A̵̱̖̖͕̯̝̞͙̩̞͖ͅÁ̟͕̹̙͓̯̝̲̬̲̖̞̭̼͡Ą̖̤̝͈̬͈͓̼̣̬̯̠̜̮͙̱͎̬́͟͠A̵̛̘̞͍͉̺̭͈̫̫̯̘̤͍͖̙Ą̟̺̭̙͍͚̻͍̦͓͇̲̱͘À̪̮͔̤͝͞A̬̞͓̘̯͓̕͢͞A̵̷̝͖̖̫A̯̖͓̯̫̦͈͙͔̭͢͢͜
>>7642882
Catlike dragons are nice. Clever and devious, but sexy as hell and they know it.
>>7642913
I'm a usual shitposter here and I know /scaly/ isn't that retarded to reply to such shit made bait, so he's probably samefagging
>>7634424
>>7642959
Why are middle and right so much more fuckable than left?
>>7642972
there's been sudden influx of shitposters over since yesterday
We must have been name-dropped somewhere
>>7643035
pfft
>>7643005
this general is absolute shit taste, why the fuck would anyone post in this shithole?
furry > scaly
>>7643202
I want to clean every monster !
>>7643311
vidya dargn
>>7643365
>ywn play vidya with Remy
>>7643415
>He loses
>Hangs himself
I don't think it'd be that fun desu
>>7643604
Pls
Don't mock his depression.
I'll 1v1 u m80
You guys got any gay smut you recc? I already checked the pastebin.
>tfw fucking autists come out of nowhere shit up your comfy thread with /b/-tier posts
>>7644539
They're gone, stop bringing them up.
>>7644553
I'm not talking about this thread.
>>7637643
I have this?
It honestly blows my fucking mind how you cunts can see a nonhuman animal and think "damn I'd tap that'. You seriously are fucked in the head.
>>7644975
This image implies he tailfucked his own slit and that is very hot.
Post more tail penetration.
>>7644963
>>7645069
>>7645508
Wow, you cunts really take autism to a whole new dimension. Never speak to another member of the human race again please.
>>7645069
>Reverse search artist
Guess I was wrong about Teostra not having any porn whatsoever.
Who says threehorns don't play with longnecks?
>>7645785
porn of Land Before Time is barely above sonic porn.
Yeah yeah, "muh precious childhood" I know
Y HELO THUR
>>7646242
it became a frown
>>7635146
This, but add in cleaning my guns, and hanging with offline friends.
>>7635152
No you fuck off. We are much higher class than furries.
>>7646377
>"I'm le badass with guns"
Wow faggot. Do the world a favor and use one of your guns on yourself, you filthy degenerate furry.
>>7646455
can you stop trying to start shit this is a thread for porn not violence
>>7646455
Badass? Fuck no, I'm just a regular guy. guns are just a tool like any other.
Besides, I wouldn't be doing the world much of a favor. Too, many friends and coworkers I help out, and my job would have a bitch of a time replacing me.
What's your job anon? Any friends? What brought you to /scaly/ in particular?
>>7646497
Stop crying, you pathetic little faggot. Wow. Furries truly are the absolute most fucking autistic 'community' ever.
>>7646524
You try and bargain for a reason why you should exist and yet you ARE A FUCKING FURRY.
And shut the fuck up, I'm not talking to someone as pathetic as you, I'm here to let you know your place on the hierarchy.
is it 2007 again
K
>>7646587
Eh, I'm not that bad. Besides as for hierarchy, you still have yet to say what kind of job you have, and how you benifit humanity.
And if your looking for furries, your in the wrong thread. Look in the other threads.
Besides for "not talking" you sure still are. You need friends to talk to? We can talk if you want. /scaly/ is pretty chill.
>>7646377
I really fucking better get more of this anon,
and you better fucking have it.
Who has the Popsicle edit?
>>7646644
You're not seeing your degeneracy in it's complete form faggot, even if you benefit humanity, your actions have unforeseen consequences.
And you are a furry, you actual retard. Furries autism is unmatched.
Friendly reminder to not respond to bait.
>>7646552
lmao
>>7646797
Are you afraid, faggot?
>>7646718
You won't like it. It's one of those artists that has maybe 30 or so pics, and you don't want to see a good chunk of those.
>>7646626
Raptor ass probably smells bad, but damn I would huff Blue's panties
>>7646825
of what
I wanna get pozzed by Gore!
>>7646845
Anybody got any good armored scalies? I especially need some good helmet designs for a lizard knight.
>>7646885
i imagine it'd be like a daimyo helmet but the horns are his horns instead of the helmet horns
>>7646885
Well, there's always this one.
>>7646876
je suis monté
>>7646948
>>7646854
Don't respond to bait you silly goose.
>>7646765
What "consequences" silly? It's like you don't know what you are talking about... you still haven said where you fit in the world... you must be a virgin, 300lb meet in their mothers basement became they are unemployed... shame, it appears I will have to discard your opinion.
Also, apparently you don't know how fucked up "normal" people are.
Diaper, scat, pedos, vore, hyper, o
Petplay, slave play, dolls, blood play, torture, actual bestality, sti chasers, Vorarephilia aka canabalisim, Erotophonophilia, crushing, Acrotomophilia and Apotemnophilia: The Amputee Fetishes, Menophilia, Emetophilia, Symphorophilia, latex, Formicophilia, cuckholds.
We are very tame.
Holy shit /b/ must have gotten soft.
>>7646982
i like to respond to bait occasionally because i wanna see where the bait-er takes it
>>7646919
I think I'm pickin up what you're puttin down.
It took me a while to think of a design for this guy's helmet because I wasn't sure how it would work and still be practical. I finally decided on this, and that it detached at the neck so it could be pulled off and on fairly easily. It's not the best, but I think it at least looks alright.
>>7646999
Stop responding to bait.
>>7647002
Well it shits up the thread for the rest of us.
>>7647004
looks pretty good actually
>>7647004
Come to think of it, this mod for Skyrim alters full-faced helmets to fit Argonian heads. See if you can get some ideas from here, though you'll probably want to try them in-game or something.
http://www.nexusmods.com/skyrim/mods/15927/?
>>7647010
Sorry I'm having fun. Also if you talk back reasonably, they look dumber and dumber.
Also if they stay long enough, they might to start liking the porn. Could always youse more scalies.
That's what we did with the early hunger games raids.
Hello, how ya doing, thank you, have a nice day, comeback any time.
We may have converted a few.
>>7647010
i'm sorry, i'll discontinue my replying to the bait.
>>7646999
Wow faggot, trying and failing to reverse bait me, are you even trying to not act like a fucking retard? Why the fuck would I tell a disgusting degenerate like you anything about me? And make sure you practice grammar and spelling some more, champ.
And the 'normal' people you listed aren't normal you fucking prick, they also have some kind of serious psychological problems.
Friendly reminder.
>>7647130
Oh no, it's the fucking anti-bait brigade. Fucking pathetic. Faggots so scared of someone shitting on their fucked up fetish that they have a coalition of fucking retarded anti-bait cunts. Wow.
>>7647160
actually we're not a coalition
we're an animal collective
Do we have scaly versions of these pics?
>>7647176
Can you please read the other posts and stop replying?
>>7647097
Sorry about that. Auto correct is a bitch, I'll type slower for you.
I wouldn't consider it "reverse baiting", whatever that is. It's always fun to have visitors at /scaly/. Interesting conversations.
The point with the above posts is that most people have some sort of "degenerate intrust". Now I'm not denying some cross the line, so to speak. But most don't effect anything. Or anyone around them. Have you asked you family what interests them? I bet you would be surprised.
>>7647194
How hard is it to understand this shit?
>>7647186
>"PLEASE! PLEASE!"
Stop fucking crying you deranged screaming retard.
>>7647186
i thought a pun would make it alright
>>7647194
And how the fuck does that change anything? You're still all degenerates. Like I said, your actions have unforeseen consequences.
>But most don't effect anything.
>effect anything
Nice wording you dumb cunt.
>>7647207
Wow cunt, you sound really upset. Maybe you should take a break.
Go cry somewhere else you fucking screaming prick.
Dragons.
>>7647286
that's too adorable i am kill
>>7647266
Us? Upset? No. Just entertained.
You are the one going on a board called trash, and repeatedly screaming like an autist.
Hey, what were you doing on trash anyway? You're a fatfag aren't you? Maybe pony? Ohhhh, I got it. You like scat don't ya?
>>7647359
You subhuman faggot. You literal retard.
How dare you speak, you swarthy, oily nerd. How dare you open your disgusting, rim encrusted, rotten fish smelling mouth.
You are human trash. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your 'hobby' offers no hope to the world that your community can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the basement you came out of, you literal subhuman.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some animals, as is in the furries nature. It would still be the only pussy you ever had. Give Adam and Jimmy a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Furries obsession with sexualizing animal characters is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only thing your even mediocre at in your pitiful, worthless life. The degenerate sentiment in the average furry is both an early warning sign of autism in teenagers, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your cheeto dust covered fingers off of your keyboard, and never talk to the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor. No amount of education and rehabilitation will ever make you normal. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of talking animals.
You faggot.
You make 9gag look like a beacon of civilization.
Die, 'furry'. No one would miss you. Except for the bronies, who now would have no one to make them look good.
>>7647412
i know this is b8, but can i keep this as a copypasta
>>7647359
The existence of furries on /trash/ was brought to my attention on another board. So I came here to let you degenerate faggots know how shit you are. Fucking end yourself, cunt.
>>7647412
Cute, where's this pasta from? Funny read. Kinda goes off the hinge a little though.
>Also everyone I know, I'm on friendly terms with. It's amazing what happens when you treat everyone with some respect.
>I'm straight and a faggot is a bundle of twigs.
>I have to have good Hygiene for my job, so I'm pretty clean.
> I came from a human vagina, not a basement. Learn biology.
>my grand father was Irish, and I'm into scalies, not beastiality.
>I'm actually pretty good in life, Cheetos are discusting, and I'm phone posting.
>please post your reference and the autism and alzimers plz.
>Actually a lot of people would miss me.
> never been to 9gag so I wouldn't know.
>also I shoot the targets silly, why else would I own guns?
1/10, it amused me.
>>7647556
You really do sound like a fucking screaming schizophrenic, cunt.
>"Cheetos are discusting"
>discusting
Your autism is proved by the fact that you can't even fucking spell. Holy shit you are hard to talk to.
0/10, Your post is incredibly retarded and cringe inducing.
>>7647556
cute dragon, you have a source?
>>7647630
>filename
>>7647642
oh thanks, too bad most of his stuff is way more underwhelming than i was hoping.
>>7647609
Have you ever tried phone posting? Its a bitch anon. And hard to talk to? Have you listened to yourself? Your platform is as solid as the shit you are spewing. It's like you are not even trying.
Damn, now I'm resorting to insults. It's getting late, let's talk in the morning, after work.
>>7647630
It is glorious trout. Who else?
>>7647725
yeah i saw, his stuff wasnt very good.
>>7647725
What's the time over there, faggot? I'm assuming you're american?
>>7647747
Canadian, 11:19.
British Columbia. So America lite if we got rid of Vancouver, and the Fucking liberals.
new bread?
>>7647738
Trout has an appeal, even if his stuff isn't technically good. he definitely isn't for me
>>7645785
Delet this