ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who is best ghost?
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>>7615306
Stitch.
>>7615306
>>7615306
I am Tree
>>7615306
not gengar
>>7615306
Bones, hands down, bro.
An Alolan Marowak with, like, a desert fortress? Dude's cool as fuck.
>>7615247
...
Has anyone ever told you how cute you are?
>Snuggles up to him
You look more and more adorable by the minute...
>Drunken bug chuckles
>>7615306
Gigi is best Ghost
Gigi is love
Gigi is life
>>7615306
marshadow it's a pretty nice guy, but skully is cool too, i'm divided between them
>>7615297
... I have no idea either.
>Slide the ring onto his right hand ring finger
...... I think we do switch?
(Fuck. I'll be back in hour at best, two at worst.)
>>7615346
>happy Sandslash noises
You're definitely cuter though, especially when drunk.
You should drink more often.
>>7615304
Um... Not around.
What your mom like?
>He fidgets with the tassel thingies on his arms.
>slips a dose of the mystery bottle into a bottle of water and leaves it in the Mess hall Fridge
>>7615306
Bonesy.
>>7615321
Gaaaaaay.
>>7615411
>Tries to push him to the ground
>Evens for success
I really should...
>Giggles
So adorable...
>>7615451
You're damn right I'm gay.
Gay for the best plush bf ever.
>>7615382
(I'll still be browsing thread, but fuck the inability of the 3ds to actually post in thread with Internet browser)
>>7615306
>Mumbles
Zipped bones best ghost.
>>7615382
awesome
uh
>he opens the ring box and pulls out a ring with an emerald on it
i was gonna get you diamond but
diamond would be kinda gaudy on you
>put ring onto his right hand ring finger
>>7615462
>Sandslash doesn't even try to resist
Um...what are you doing?
>>7615428
she's pretty cool, and strong too.
i want to be like her when i grow up
so, marshadow, you don't have to worry about she's pretty nice i thinkm you can talk to her no ptoblem
(fuck did I drive off the Jolteon and the explorer anon in one fell swoop of stupid while trrrying to prrevent another hoopaning?)
>>7615579
...Not scary?
I want to be like mine too... I don't know which to pick.
Um, I... try to talk to her.
>>7615577
Heh...
>Pins him down
>Goes for another kiss
Cute....
>Giggles madly
-Yanmega
>>7615635
don't worry, she's pretty nice, there we are almost home
>get's home and sees drapimom in the kitchen making dinner
mama i'm home, and i brough a friend over
>>7615518
>Elbow him.
Dude you're so corny. That's why I love you.
>Kiss the boyfriend.
Wanna make a ballista?
>>7615706
...
>He waves at Drapimom.
H-h-h....
>>7615612
(Jolteon will probably resume later, explorer IDK but if Buddy can have a fawning, he should be allowed to search for mythical fakemons)
Fuschiafag here.
Who's still up and about around these parts?
>>7615612
( im afraid I chased off jolteon to be brutally honest )
>>7615706
well hello there nina, do who is your friend
>>7615742
>looks at marshadow
hello there child i'm nina's mom, i just finished making dinner, you can eat with us
>>7615721
Heheh, I love you too ya goofball.
>Smooch the King
You know it, but where are we going to set it up?
>>7615663
>Sandslash is clearly ok with this
>Sandslash attempts to kiss back
No, you're cute.
>>7615786
>He nods.
Mmm...
>He sits at the table.
o>o *bzzes happily*
>>7615822
>Is clearly thinking very lewd things
Heh...
You are cuter.
>Kisses him, again
>Drunken giggling
-Yanmega
Policefag reporting.
I've got scotch in one hand and a phone in the other.
I'm sending a friend to visit some, ahem, acquaintances. If you see him, don't -fucking- swing on him. Nobody's looking for a brawl right now.
Anyway, how's life for the rest of you?
>>7615852
>sits next to marshadow
mama, he said that before that he likes berries
but hey marshadow do what kind of berry is you favorite?
>>7615805
>He giggles a bit.
Uh, do we have like... The castley top parts? What are their names, uhh...
>Blank Banette expression.
>>7615899
Uhh..ramparts? I think that's what they're called.
And yes, yes we do.
>>7615885
Um... Kasib o-or...Liechi.
Th-ose...are good.
>>7615928
Thanks I blanked on it. Yeah, we build it and put it up there.
Like in the movies?
>>7615884
Confessing my sins then redoing them seconds later, wondering where I actually am geographically.
>>7615878
No, you're cuter!
You're not going to win this game, you big cute bug.
>snuggles up closer to Yanmega
>>7615974
Sure, probably the best place for it anyways.
>>7615963
we some of each, i'll put some of each in your plate
oh looks at the time i have to leave for work soon , but be safe you two, don't go breaking anything
>kiss nina on the forehead and waves at marshadow
bye, you two be safe
>>7616016
>He tugs on his hand.
Let's go go go then! Come on!
...Do we even have stuff to make one?
>>7616046
bye mama, i hope you have a nice day at work
>>7616061
>Hold hands like a heathen
Uhm...maybe? I haven't moved a lot of material here yet, but we might have enough to make one and some bolts.
>>7616046
Um, thank you. H-have fun.
>He stows a few of the berries away for personal use.
>He goes to eating the rest.
...
>He reaches under the shadow of the table.
>>7616016
>>7616061
...
>Roll to tail tug both from a shadow.
>>7615995
Sounds like me.
This may be the scotch talking, but I feel like I might have become my own damn cautionary tale for cadets.
As for where you are geographically, I've got coordinates. Stand by and don't fucking kill my messenger when he shows up.
>>7616002
Heh.
>Lifts him up
>Mid-air cuddles and kisses
-Yanmega
>>7616109
so what do you think of mama?
isn't she cool?
>>7616105
>Smooch that boyf.
Cool! Let's go check.
>Tug him toward where the material is.
>>7616109
>Tail is safe, for today.
>>7616114
That sounds like me right before I quit my old j-
Wait, what's this about a messenger?
>>7616114
As long he shows up on the deck and doesn't attempt to sneak anywhere he will be fine.
>>7616149
U-um. Yes.
I-I'll have to introduce you to my mom.
S-she's big.
>>7616172
>Sensors indicate a nearby flyer on intercept...
>Thump.
>Something's landed on the deck, and the flyer's getting the hell out of there.
>>7616184
cool, i hope i meet her someday too
i hope she likes me
>>7616129
Whoa, ok then.
You planning on flying me somewhere?
>being mid air is not helping Sandslash's accuracy
>attempt to kiss back
>>7616150
>Blushu™
Alright, to the stores then.
>Go with best plush to the storage facility.
>Aka a roof over some ground in the corner of the keep.
>>7616215
>Consider using that gun right about now.
>>7616243
>He starts grabbing parts and trying to make a list.
Screw, uh, wood. Metal. Fasteners?
>>7616237
Hehe...
Yes....
>Flies towards the top of a small mesa in the distance
>Keeps kissing and cuddling mid-flight
-Yanmega
>>7616226
Um. I think she will.
She likes most people.
Um, my dads m-might not like you.
>>7616244
>The figure walks right in, shifting around a hoodie awkwardly.
>Rolling to notice the cameras.
>>7616244
(Hey ah, Chuckles's player here. I know we rolled for Chuckles to take a week to recover, but honestly being bedlocked is just getting to being annoying. We've already gotten the point across, so is it fine if I cut it short?)
which pokémon would you fuck?
>>7616272
why? is he just grumpy?
>>7616281
A certain snivy that's about to evolve.
>>7616273
...
>>7616279
(Yeah, go ahead I don't mind. Sorry about that. If you want to keep the whole "I'm still a patient" thing going on you could give them a bit of a limp but that's more your personal choice.)
>>7616281
...
>Siiiiip.
>>7616215
>>7616273
I heard something coming from the deck. Right on time.
>>7616279
(let's call it a faster than the expected recovery)
>>7616273
>3
>Somebody on the frigate has stopped the figure. It's definitely not a human.
>It's at least staying still and not swinging on anybody right now...
>>7615573
It's gorgeous.
... Not quite as much as you, however.
>You may now kiss the husband
>>7616289
Um. O-one's a bit h-hot headed.
The other isn't a-around much.
>>7616261
Yeah, all that, uh, some rope and..do we want fletching on the bolts?
>>7616281
....
>Eggplant: go
>>7616243
>>7616261
>waves to Stitch and Bones while being carried away
>>7616268
You know, I love being carried around by you.
Especially when you're giving me kisses and cuddles.
>>7616316
>he leans in and kisses N
love you
hubby
>he fails to keep his shit together and bursts into laughter
>>7616310
>The figure pulls off the hoodie. It's a Greninja.
>It's talking with an Ariados in a hallway.
>>7616328
okay, maybe we'll meet them and see what happens, i hope they are fine with meeting me
>>7616310
>>7616305
(All right, sounds good. And nah, I was planning more on having him become more of a nurse, and either way it's kinda hard to have something without legs have a limp, but...)
So ah, I have a bit of good news. I'm cleared. Don't have to be on a bed 100% of the time anymore. I'm still not exactly cleared for swimming on my own yet, gonna have to go into physical therapy for that, but it's far better than I was.
>>7616281
I'd jump Bones's bones if you get me.
>>7616329
>Grab rope.
Fletching makes it fly better, right? Probably?
>>7616339
RIP Slashy.
>>7616339
>Happy noises
>Hovers a few feet above the top of the Mesa
>Drunken cuddles and kisses intensify
-Yanmega
>>7616362
If you are who I think you are, I hope you have found peace. Hello.
>>7616375
>He finishes his food.
Um, if they're mean to you I'll hit them.
...
What do we do now?
>>7616356
>He chuckles and pokes him
Does this make you....
My queen?
>>7616428
>he laughs
only if we get crowns
unless you wanna wear aether white
im good with either
>>7616414
As for who I am, it's probable you know me, and my new trainer.
I should stop haiku, It's my brother's old habit. Who's in command on the frigate?
>the Greninja looks around
>
>>7616390
I thiiiink? Kinda?
>Looks it up like a nerrrrd
..Yeah, kinda, depends on the type though.
I think straight fletching would work best on this.
>>7616422
Well we can play videogames, you asked before what were them and i'll show you my collection
>>7616447
>Click.
Check. Audio systems on?
That would be me, Colress. Or by extension King N and Queen Gladion.
Do not pay attention to the man in the laboratory.
>>7616443
Hmm.... There might be a fitting crown somewhere in the displays. If not here there's definitely an extra at my castle.
>>7616450
Straight it is. No gay fletchiiiiing.
>Grab plastic bits, probably?
>>7616447
Indeed. As for the ship commander, he seems to be in an... important meeting currently. I'll contact the second in command (or third? I'm not sure of the command structure anymore).
>paging Co...
>>7616474
Nevermind.
>>7616474
Affirmative, sir.
My name is Kanabo, sir.
I'd like toenlist, err... if possible.
>The last two words sound awkward.
>>7616456
...
>Jump out of chair.
Sure. Where are they?
>>7616412
So tell me, why'd you fly us here? Did you want some privacy?
>Sandslash is fidgeting nervously with his claws
>>7616505
Thank you anyway. I'm thinking of making you fourth in command
N, Me, Gladion, you or John.
>>7616509
Are you going to blow the ship up.
>>7616515
They're in my room c'mon i'll show you them
>holds marshadow's hand again and brings him to her room
>>7616484
>cuddle the new husband
so
when do we do the raunchy dirty sex
do i gotta start acting like my mom now
>>7616491
..It can be gay, just, in a straight line.
Uhm..I think that's more or less everything? Unless I'm forgetting something.
>>7616546
Yeah...
Privacy.
>Sets him on the Mesa
>Keeps giggling
The sky is nice tonight.
>Continues to cuddle him
-Yanmega
>>7616548
Sir, I don't intend to, sir. A friend sent me here.
Is this an open comm line?
I'd rather not give his name, if someone could snoop.
I'm the, err...
>He breaks the damn rhyming.
I'm the deniable asset, sir. He can't help Plasma openly.
>>7616571
...
What if we made rocket powered bolts though?
>>7616565
Hmmm...
>Check phone for the time
.... Oh thank Arceus.
The twenty four hours are up. Stupid chocolate.
>Cuddle him close and kiss his neck
Hmmm.... Obviously I don't know what your mom acts like outside of being a bitch so...
>>7616602
I see. You're welcome aboard.
Just try to avoid blowing the ship to hell. You answer to me, N, Gladion and John.
I'm still putting Streambro through the screening process.
You're free to do what you want. Make sure you claim a room.
>>7616558
>He follows her.
Um, thank you.
...
Your room is nice.
>>7616611
That's basically what a Hwatcha is.
They aren't very good though, in comparison.
>>7616548
I'm honored sir. I would have to discuss it first with John and see what he thinks, he has considerably more "real world" experience than I do.
>>7616636
Sir, yes, sir!
The chain of command is clear, I'll get settled in, and wait for my orders, sir.
My contact knows John, back from Unova. They met in the uprising.
>>7616632
>kiss his neck back
welll at least i wont be having your salad kids
today at least
>>7616590
Yeah, it's beautiful, isn't it?
Sunrise and sunset are lovely to watch from high places like this too.
.>content Sandslash noises
We really need to do this more often.
>>7616664
Oh well. Maybe next time.
>Kiss the snoot.
Let's get to woooooooooork!
>>7616636
Wait, I'm being considered for an officer position?
I must be doing something right, then.
>>7616665
I'm willing to let you take the position above me, my friend. You're best in an intel position, whereas my talents primarily revolve around blending in, applying blunt force and generally being a mildly sociopathic field operative.
>>7616703
>A figure is walking up from the distance evens you notice it odds you don't
>>7616710
>Snoot status: smooched.
Hehe, alright, let's get all this stuff up onto the wall.
>>7616663
>giggling
Thank you i keep it clean myself
>picks turns in tv
Well this is a tv and we can watch shows but we can also play with this
>points at game console
I'll put an easy game for us to play
>>7616665
Not a problem. You work well. I might keep you in my security team.
>>7616683
You're free to spend your off time as you wish.
>>7616743
Well. More like thrust upon.
You have level three access to the systems of the Units.
I'd get into the specifics of that but let's just leave it at basic commands as long as I haven't ordered them to do anything. Weapon systems aren't allowed to level three access though.
>>7616698
>More kisses
>He gets all of them
Hmmm... I thought you had a top preference anyway?
>>7616759
(tired Sandslash anon is intrigued)
>Sandslash is just staring up at the night sky, thinking happy thoughts
>>7616772
Thank you, sir.
I have two questions, one serious and one notably less so:
First, does level three Unit access include medical protocol? Given previous Medbay incidents, I anticipate most commands will involve that functionality.
Secondly, and less seriously, does the officer post come with a Plasma beret?
>>7616765
Woo!
>He runs off with a bunch of stuff.
Can't catch me!
>>7616703
I agree.
Not as lovely as you, though...
>Giggles again
-Yanmega
>Tree is planting saplings so that he has spare Trees if his current body gets destoyed
>>7616790
(Right now i'm assuming you're perched up on some sort of bluff above the ground and wouldn't be easily noticed)
>The figure continues walking along for a big before reaching into the bag too pull out and study a map for a while
>evens you finally notice the figure
>>7616799
Yes it does. Aaaand I'll give you Level Two access to Unit Four specifically.
Level Two is weapons and defense protocols.
All the others are Level Three. Unit Four isn't built for surgery so please try to avoid making him do any surgery.
And the beret is optional but yes you can get one.
>>7616782
i mean yeaaaaaaaah
but i cant be the only one ranching the lettuce
these fries need some ranch too
>>7616801
Aww, I love you Yanmega.
>kiss the bug
>>7616836
(listen man I just pulled an all nighter to do cute shit, I'm just rolling with whatever)
(speaking of which I should probably mention that I'm going to need to leave in an hour or so)
>Sandslash hears a noise behind him
...Who's there?
>>7616743
>>7616772
Well, looks I'm getting promoted, and with that, a I guess a permanent position on the ship.
>>7616766
>He grabs one of the controllers.
Um, okay.
I'm ready.
>>7616800
>Watches you speed off like a bolt of lightning
>Grabs the rest of it and follows you up
Nope, not on foot, at least.
>>7616870
(Oh its cool then don't worry about it then.)
>>7616870
...
You love me?
...
Do you really mean it?
-Yanmega
>>7616876
>And he's already up on the thingies.
>The thingies he's already forgotten the names for.
>THE RAMPARTS yeah, those.
>He goes to organizing everything in neat piles.
>>7616873
Okay let's go i'll teach you how to play
>nina explains how the controls work and how to play
>>7616885
(if you want we can reschedule the weird guy stalking Sandslash for some other time)
(because now I'm curious)
>>7616893
I absolutely do.
>>7616911
Oh, um, okay.
>He fiddles with the controls a bit.
>Roll for skill.
Am... I doing it right?
-Marshadow
>>7616958
You're doing pretty good marshadow, you're learning pretty well
Maybe later we can try a fighting game
>>7616907
>Finally gets my slow booty up there
>And just dumps everything I have in a pile cause fug that stuff is heavy
>>7616863
>A lighthearted chuckle and a nip at the neck
Well. Everyone deserves a good ranching at one point or another...
>Kiss the nipped spot
>>7616876
Hey, uh. I can't post images right now.
Sort of- Trying to figure out something.
uh
Could you get any use out of a helicopter?
-Guzzlordguy
>>7617006
..Yes.
Where did you get a heli though?..
>>7616994
Sloooooow.
>Get to organizing that too.
>>7617006
YES YES I WANT A HELICOPTER
>>7616991
...Fighting game?
>He seems a bit excited.
Can we try it now?
-Marshadow.
>>7617073
Sure i'll put one that i think you'll like
>puts on fighting game
Okay in this we choose a character and and the one who depletes the bar of the opponent first wins
>>7617067
Nifty, they aren't too bad once you get the hang of it, just don't overcorrect or you're probably going into the dirt/sand.
>>7617039
>Pat the excited boyfriendo
I can't float though.
>>7616929
...
>Pushes him down again
>Happy, excited dragonfly noises
I love you too.
-Yanmega
>>7616846
Thank you, sir. I've already acquired the beret from storage.
>>7616885
(so I realise now that I may not have worded my first reply as best as I could have. just to be clear I didn't mean to imply I'm only going to do cute stuff for the next hour, just in case you took it that way)
>>7617130
>Sandslash giggles as he's pushed down again
You really like doing that, don't you?
>>7617111
Slooooooooooow.
Let's make the thing!
>>7617100
Oooh...
>He picks a character.
Let's try...
>Roll for skill.
-Marshadow
>>7617242
Yeah.
I like being on top for some reason.
Plus, you make the best squeaking noises.
>Giggles
-Yanmega
>>7617242
>The mystery man smiles at the happy couple and gives them a nod
Well sorry to bother you two on this lovely evening then, I guess I'll be on my way and give you two some privacy.
>as he turns and leaves an item falls from his bag
>evens it's pocket changes
>double evens its a credit chit worth thousands
>triples evens it's an uncut diamond
>odds its a piece of paper
>double odds it's a flash drive
>tiple odds it's a strange keycard device
>>7617266
>gets completely destroyed
Wow! you're really good marshy and i'm pretty good at this game and you won easily
-nina
>An espurr walks around the Frigate.
>...Rolling for bumping into someone.
>>7617251
It's not my fault, I have short legs..
But, yeah, let's make this thing.
>>7617316
>bonk
>surprised mouse noises
>>7617275
To be fair you are both larger and stronger than me.
>squeaks happily
>>7617304
Uh...thanks dude. I think?
>>7617354
>The espurr gives a squeaky 'mew' as she bumps into the rai, before falling onto her rear. She then looks up at him with big eyes.
>>7617361
>Giggles again
...
Tell me, have you had a lover before?
I'm curious.
-Yanmega
>>7617369
Oops. Sorry, bro...
'Chu new here?
>The zap mouse offers a paw to help the Espurr up.
>>7617307
>He laughs a little.
Thank you.
Um, this is fun.
-Marshadow.
>>7617361
The lucario pays you no heed as he walks off the way he came oblivious to the constant stream of change coming from his handbag.
>>7617393
>The psycat doesn't respond right away, looking up at Ray with an unblinking gaze... before slowly nodding, accepting the paw. She hasn't said a single thing.
>>7617318
>He laughs and gets to work helping him.
You're cute even if you're slooooooow.
>>7617394
>she laughs too
it is, it's fun to be on the company of a friend.
You're a great friend, marshy i hope we stay this happy forever. I sure will if you are with me
>>7617370
Um..no, I haven't.
For the most part, the desert here in Orre is a lonely place...I assume that's the same with you?
>>7617399
(can't wait to find out where this weirdness is going)
>>7617465
Um.
>He hugs her.
Is this ok?
>>7617421
Shushhh.
>Has no idea how to actually do this
>Wing it™
>>7617420
>Ray helps the psycat up.
Name's Ray.
Let's, like... get 'chu some food and a chance to relax, okay?
>He takes a few steps, offering to lead the Espurr to relevant areas of the ship without wandering.
>>7617477
>Tries to hug back
Yes, i like hugs from friends, but i your hugs seem special for me.
I want to keep hugging and stay like this
>>7617399
>The lucario looks at his ripped handbag leaking precious change
>tears start welling up
>NO we are not going to cry
>tears turn to rage as the lucario punches the closest thing near him which happens to be the stone bluff/mesa/whatever
>>7617494
Well it looks like you've got it.
>Help the Bones.
>>7617497
>The feline takes a bit before slowly nodding again, following the rai with a rather... unsteady gait. Hm. Of note is that she has still not said a word... she might be mute.
>>7617514
Um. W-we can't hug forever.
If we do that you'll starve to death...
-Marshadow.
>>7617537
'Chu might want to visit med-bay with, like, that stagger.
>He walks into the mess hall, and fetches some Oran Berries for the Espurr.
'Chu've been though, like, some heavy stuff, I'm guessing?
>>7617545
I know that silly, i just meant that i like your hugs.
>hugs back
So wanna do something else marshy?
>>7617524
Sandslash is suddenly scared
Yanmega I really hope you haven't dozed off on top of me again...Hello, Yanmega...?
Uh oh.
>attempt to pick up love bug and get down to safety as quickly as possible
>>7617528
Yeah, I think so.
>Wing it™ 2: Electricity hasn't been invented yet.
>Trying to string this thing
>>7617561
>(forgot my image, fug)
>The Alola-chu sips some tea.
>>7617524
>We definitely broke something
>lets try to calm down now
>enrage level 2
>evens lowers enrage level by 1
>doubles evens lowers by 2
>odds raises by 1
>doubles odds raises by 2
>at enrage level 3 or higher we tend to seek out what got us this angry to begin with
>>7617612
>LOOK TOWARDS SOUND
>>7617601
Oh. Sorry.
>He laughs awkwardly.
Um, what about TV?
-Marshadow
>>7617561
>>7617619
>The espurr doesn't react to the raichu's suggestion to head to the medbay... but she does accept the oran berries, taking a tentative bite out of one. After a bit, she nods to the Raichu, before finally opening her mouth... her voice raspy and shaky... on top of her seemingly not knowing how exactly to use it.
Tuh... truhh... cahh... mmh...
>It isn't long before she falls mute again.
>>7617617
Um, that doesn't look riiiiiiight. Lemme try.
>String that bad boy up.
>>7617601
>Snatch up the buggo and runno
>>7617624
Fucking nope.
>attempt to flee carrying Yanmega
>odds = tripped over, needs to try and get back up now
>evens = witness the incredible strength of a coward in danger
SOMEONE, ANYONE, HELP!
>>7617646
>Ray passes the tea as well.
Oh... 'Chu really have seen some heavy stuff, huh...
May I, like, use psychic skills so 'chu can tell me what's up?
>>7617640
Sure lst's watch some cartoons
But marshy you talked about your parents but how is your family is together? Are all hot headed like one of your dads? Or are they calm down and nice like you?
-nina
>>7617658
Nyeah.
Thank you, Stitch.
>Smooch the boyfriend
>>7617684
>Marshadow used Fire Punch!
>>7617688
>Roll to detect screams via shadows.
>>7617699
Um. Sol is kind of yelly. Nec is okay... He's quiet.
>>7617688
>Gives chase
>>7617696
>The Espurr doesn't touch the tea, focusing on the berry she'd already taken a bite out of. After a bit, she nods, although she also shudders a bit...
>>7617722
...
>>7617751
>Fire Punch.
>>7617723
>Ray is careful in setting up a psychic connection, having a feeling that whatever he's about to see is rough at best.
Just take a breath... it's gonna be okay.
>>7617760
>ded
>>7617722
>keeps running
>Sandslash attempts to create a sandstorm behind him
>odds = that's in front, not behind you silly bastard
>evens = goes off, slows down pursuer
>either way hides both self and Yanmega under the sand because I need to fucking go
>>7617760
(whats your character stat sheet)
Blue Moon (Lucario-Mega) @ Lucarionite
Ability: Justified
Level: 85
EVs: 252 Atk / 4 Def / 252 SpD
Brave Nature
- Swords Dance
- Close Combat
- Crunch
- Iron Tail
>>7617866
(given how the cool off/enrage was setup i was going to come to my senses right when i caught up to you then dilweed mcfire punch slapped me in the face)
>>7617817
Um. It's no problem.
>Sheltered marshmallowbaby doesn't understand kisses.
...Are you hungry?
>>7617843
>>7617874
(Sorry Marshadow was Fire Punching the kidnapper anon. That was another reroll to detect you.)
>>7617761
>The Psychic-type kitten nods, closing her eyes as she feels the psychic connection.
>It's... a mess. The entirety of her mind looks like someone ran it over with a bus... it was a miracle that she wasn't a complete vegetable, let alone could walk around and vaguely communicate. The 'chu does, however, get some fractured memories, although it was clear that most of the relevant info was still buried under the rubble that made up most of the feline's mind...
>a human face, the sound of screaming and shouting, a shimmering hand... or was that a paw?
>The poor thing was shaking now...
>>7617884
(Ah guess i'm the dilweed then who can't read, maybe I should start doing my shit earlier in the day when i'm not so tired.)
>>7617888
>Ray shut down the connection.
A-Arceus Mew... another psych did a number on 'chu...
>He wasn't expecting the sheer extent of the damage, and takes a few sips of tea to steady his nerves again.
I'm sorry, and, like... I want to help 'chu.
>>7617923
(You're fine. I try not to make my characters attack any other characters unless they can roll a detection and they've waited a bit. Also I'm still working on the stat sheet, did you use a site for yours?)
>>7617884
No, i'm not hungry. Is it normal in alola to ask if you are hungry after receiving a kiss?
-nina
>>7617711
>Receive nosebonk.
>Bonk him back.
What's next?
>>7617930
>The Espurr shudders as the Raychu (ha) leaves her mind, before taking another bite from the berry in her paws. She then blinks at the Raichu's second sentence, slowly looking up to him... and blinking, slowly. It's probably the first time she's blinked since he met her.
>>7617953
(We use
https://pokemonshowdown.com/damagecalc/
for damage calc
to import your custom character here's a framework to work off of
http://pastebin.com/fTB5H9K4
If you want it to be a mega-evolved pokemon add -mega after the pokemon species so like mine is (Lucario-Mega)
But yeah edit that with what you want and then paste that into the calculator then click import. the move sets and abilities are case sensitive.
)
>>7617974
Uh, the bolts.
Which I guess is my thing.
>Actually knows how to do this part
>Grabs some scrap metal and starts trying to reshape it into big broad arrowheads
>>7617987
'chu're gonna be okay. I promise. 'Chu're safe here.
>Ray smiles softly.
If 'chu want, like, we can get somebody to check out that limp. If not, there's warm beds and we can do that stuff tomorrow.
>>7618034
Ooooh.
>Watch and leaaaaaaarn.
Cooooool.
>>7618042
>The espurr eats the last of the berry, then almost falls onto Ray, hugging him tightly. After a bit, though, she gives a faint nod to his suggestion.
>>7618051
You don't know what a kiss is?
Well it's a way to show affection and gratitude to someone
I wanted to thank you for saving me with a kiss
>blushing
You didn't like it right?
>embarrassmed bug noises
-nina
>>7618059
>Presses them against the shafts while they're still hot to shape them to the sockets
>Then drives rods through the sockets and shafts to lock them in place
That..should work? Probably?
Works for regular arrows at least.
>>7618089
Neato. Looks good to me, man.
>He leans on Bones's shoulder.
Mines bigger though.
>>7618097
..W-what? What's bigger?
>Confused marowak sounds™
>>7618065
>Ray hugs back, humming quietly as he floats both of them off to med-bay on this tail.
>He's got the feeling she'll be spending the night in a med-bay bed, but he can be there for her.
>>7618113
Mine.
>Wonk.
>Crypticism intensifies.
>>7618084
Um. It was nice!
I'm just... Not sure what to do.
Do I do it back?
>Someone needs to save the autistic marshmallowbaby.
>>7618132
>The Espurr snuggles up to Ray, giving a small purr.
>...Is anyone in the medbay?
>>7618134
..Your what?
>Confusion intensifies™
>But the wonk registers
>>7618143
W-well, if you want to, i-i wouldn't mind
>completely embarrassed
-nina
>>7618165
>He laughs.
Don't think too hard you'll hurt your head.
>Kiss the Bones and get to work.
>>7618172
...
>Embarassed marshmallow noises.
>Evens: Kiss the buggo. Odds: He gets too embarrassed and runs.
-Marshadow
>>7618183
Um. My mom's calling me.
>Marshadow Fled!
>>7618160
>John's in medbay, with a (shittily mspainted so sue me) beret on.
Hey, little bro, what's u- oh, got it.
>He calls in some help, and gets to work.
>Rolling for diagnosing the physical problem, with the help of Unit Two and some Plasma members...
>>7618177
..Okay?
>Nose2snoot boopage happens instead
..Uhm..So, now what?
>>7618183
>tries to follow the embarrassed marshmellow
H-hey wait, please don't go away. I don't mind if you don't want to kiss.
but please stay.
I want you to stay
>>7618220
>The feline shudders a bit as she's examined...
>Evens: The problem is 100% psychological.
>Odds: There really is a physiological problem down there- a few of her bones down there, including her right femur and her pelvis- are cracked. How high the number is determines how bad it is- from merely cracked at 1 to shattered, healed wrong, and re-shattered several times over at 9.
>>7618244
Well uhhh... It's all set up. Should we test fire it?
>>7618247
>The shadows shift back to normal.
>Marshadow is gone for now.
>>7618247
>>7618208
>sas buggo
i screwd up, i bet he hates me now.
I'm Stupid, stupid, stupid
>>7618259
..I mean, yeah, probably a good idea to do that.
>Load 'er up
You want to do the honors?
>>7618280
...
Suuuuure. Watch me break it.
>Grab the handle thingy.
>Fiiiiiiiiiire!
>>7618252
>John sighs, and adjusts his shitty mspaint beret.
Looks like the bone structure's okay at least.
There's probably a nervous or psychological root to the limp, but at least there's no fractures.
>>7618293
.- .-- .- .. - .. -. --. / --- .-. -.. . .-. ...
-- .-. / -. --- - / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / ... .. .-.
>>7618287
>The ballistae explodes.
>Nah, the string just slipped out of the trigger mechanism
Wellp, that's what testing is for.
>Attempt to re-seat the string a bit lower
>>7618293
The kitten shudders, looking up at John. She hasn't blinked once while he'd been examining her.
>>7618313
Ready to go again?
>>7618343
(fuck this i can't read straight)
>>7618354
(SLEEP MY MAN)
>>7618276
>sad buggo goes to her room to try to go sleep
I guess i was to scary for him
-nina goes to sleep
>>7618356
(YOU'RE NOT MY MOTHER)
>>7618360
(I'll be your mother if you don't fuggin sleep.)
>>7618333
Uh..maybeeee?
Sure, why not.
>It's still loaded so just re-cocks it
>>7618362
(are you propositioning my father?)
>>7618325
>John takes off his shitty mspaint beret.
Get some rest, okay? Tomorrow's the first day of something better.
>Reassuring smile
( ray/john's player here, i needs my sleep. laters yall )
>>7618366
>SLAM THAT MF SWITCH
>FIIIIIIIIRE.
>>7618372
(If I get an even on this post you sleep if I get an odd I'm streaming me killing myself.)
>>7618383
(better kill yourself then nerd)
>>7618381
>The Espurr smiles softly, before laying down and curling up a bit. Zzzzzzz.
>>7618391
(FUG)
>>7618399
>>7618383
>It fires
>And the string misses the projectile on its way
Fuggin.
>Fiddle-y diddle the string again
>Go lower you shit
>>7618416
(I gotta finish my gay ghost plot before I kms at least. Go the fug to sleep.)
>>7618422
WOO!
>Fire that fuggin bitch again.
>>7618430
Heyyy! It works!
>Hug the boyfriendo
>>7618438
>Squeak™
>>7618438
>Yelp.
>>7618448
>Hug the boyfriendo!
Fuck yes!
>Evens: Guzzlordguy is going to somehow fly out to Gay Ghost Keep with a tow full of supplies and a fucking military transport truck. Odds: Nope, this fuckin' helicopter dry.
>If success: Evens decide how many hours it takes.
>For fairness 0 will be like 2.
>>7618460
>Smooch the Stitch
This is so cool, hahah.
>>7618480
Roger, roger. This is Carter Williams coming to you liiiiiiiive from a helicopter.
Heading to your position, Gay Ghost numero tres.
If you're getting this please pick up.
Uh, Over.
>Make way towards sounds of science
>>7618480
>Kiss the boyfriendo.
I knoooooow. We're gonna be sooooo cool now.
>>7618523
>>7618542
Oh Colressssssss do you want some more cream for your coffeeeeeeee
>>7618525
We're already cool though, we have a castle.
>>7618519
Uh, yeah I'm gettin ya.
See you in a bit I suppose?
>>7618563
But. Even cooooooooler.
>>7618560
I like my coffee like I like my robots.
With a hard outer shell and burning hot.
o>o bzzes angrily, demanding all your beans
>>7618593
I have a slugma friend that can deliver just that~
>>7618563
Turbulence is shit up here and I'm trying to to drop all the cargo like an idiot.
I'll call it about six hours?
>>7618599
Bee a cute. I'll give you my beans, bud.
>>7618581
..Yeah we're super cool now, hah.
>Boop the bf
>>7618608
Well the burning hot part at least.
>>7618610
bzzes happily o>o
>>7618608
>>7618618
>>7618635
So you want I should have Frankie deliver you some boiling hot slugma cream?
>attempt to locate the castle in the desert
- Lucario
>>7618642
Zzzzz....
>>7618612
>Kiss the bf.
Now we just need guns and missiles and and...
Am I getting too overzealous?
>He leans over the ramparts.
This is sooooooooooo cool.
>>7618653
>>7618542
>suspicious beeping
>>7618678
You want some yes?
>>7618678
>Refill coffee
>>7618684
Zzzz....
>Rolls over, underside in view
>Attempt again to locate castle
>I hate the desert
- Lucario
>>7618670
>Kissu the bf back
..Uh,
>Cough™
Nahh, that's normal, but uhm, careful on the edge there.
>>7618610
Gotcha, we'll probably be resting by then so uh, feel free to make yourself at home?
>>7618684
>>7618702
No.
>>7618700
>This coffee is even better.
>>7618732
Your loss
>>7618724
Is it wrong if I wanna be able to destroy the world at a whim?
...
>Look off edge and consider where power has gotten you.
Are we doing the right thing?
>>7618702
>filled with goodra and salazzle hormones
>pokes slugma junk with ribbon
>just a little poke
>>7618764
>ribbon is now on fire
>runs through house yelling
Vapey heeeeeeeeelp!
>>7618755
..Stitch, we have a ballistae.
We literally just built it.
Please don't get all philosophical on me already, we haven't really even done much.
>Attempt to find castle one last time
>>7618780
Yeah don't-
Uh...
>>7618788
>Point.
What is that?
>Oh Arceus load the Ballistae up.
>The Lucario pulls out a viewfinder from his bag and looks through it inspecting the castle.
>>7618804
..I don't know, I left my binoculars at the shack.
>Squint™
>Perception check to ID the spec
>>7618804
>>7618826
..Looks like a..lucario in a coat?
..What?