ITT: Pokemon are real.
Who has the best tail?
Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
This is a song For the Giratina, the lord of the distortion world
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZcB8hiCE_g
>>7611338
i do, see how cool my tail is?
>>7611338
I do because I am all Tail
>>7611338
I wish I had a tail.
>>7611338
Me, obviously.
>>7611338
Well, the thing is, for most Pokemon, tails only exist to look cool, or for balance.
For me though, it powers me through the water.
...
It's supposed to, anyways. I uh, haven't used it for that in years...
...Fucking Aether.
>>7611338
Me. Lookit this. It's like... a fuckin' hand. But cuter.
Or babe when at home. Best danger noodle.
>>7611327
>Smooch satan
>>7611338
Bones.
>Currently suffering and finishing up the fences.
>>7611338
That's an easy one.
Mine has practical use.
>>7611399
Never mind being lost, almost there.
I can already see the keep over the horizon.
>>7611338
I do, you see this fluffy thing? It was built for cuddles.
>>7611338
I think Yanmega's tail looks pretty cool.
>>7611372
Granted
>a tail buttplug now appears in front of anon, once inserted it will keep itself lodged in place thanks to backwards facing razor sharp spikes
>>7611338
Stitches tail is nice.
>>7611399
..Really? It's not very big, or soft.
Unless..you're referring to something else?
>>7611445
Aww...
Thanks.
>Happy bug noises
>>7611425
Yeah, I think I see you.
>>7611338
Zekrom's tail is.... interesting.
>>7611327
Ah, thank you. I'll refrain from mentioning it to him, since you asked.
... if he finds out from looking through thread I'll be sure to make certain nothing foolhardy is done.
>>7611425
That's good!
>>7611455
Uh... I mean, it's cute?
...
>Grab the tail.
It's cute.
>>7611327
Considering that a Dusknoir's antenna can send and receive radio waves, it's just a minor leap from there to WiFi signals, technologically speaking.
>>7611514
O-oh, heh, thank you.
>Scaly tail: Touched.
>Eggplant mode goooo
>yawn
morning big guy, did you like the movie?
>>7611592
You're soooo cute.
>Kiss the boyfriend.
>>7611607
>The broomtail is going at mach 10.
>>7611514
>>7611592
Hi guys!
Look what I found back in Agate.
Lets get this farm off the ground.
>evens parks tractor.
>odds also parks tractor, but smashes through the newly made fences.
>>7611632
>Snag work gloves.
>>7611607
>ScaleTail™ is currently occupied, please try again later.
>>7611624
I am nooot.
>Smooch the KIng
You are though.
>>7611479
I mean, you're pretty cool in general. Not just your tail.
How close is Agate g-
>>7611632
Oh. Well, welcome I guess.
>>7611632
Welcome, uh, the farm is over there. Kinda tiny though. We can get you a shack built or something?
>>7611649
>Kiss kiss kiss kiss.
>Kill the Bones with kisses.
Yeah you aaare.
>>7611638
Hey!
Those costed money.
Ugh, guess I'l need more lotion for my soon calloused hands.
>>7611678
Didn't you guys had a keep?
It gets pretty cold here at night.
Dunno if a shack would do the trick in keeping me warm.
But I did got a lot of blankets.
Alongside with tools, seeds, booze, fuel, clothes and booze.
>>7611678
Nahhh, I'm just a raggedy old miner wak.
>You can't kill a ghost, it's already dead.
>Pulls the Stitch close and smooches the unliving shit out of 'em.
>>7611338
Mine because its nice and small and doesnt get in the fucking way!
>>7611662
>Happy bug noises intensify
Thanks...
You are pretty cool yourself.
>>7611632
>Flies up to agate guy.
Hey there.
>>7611338
well. i have nine of them!
>>7611740
Yeah we do, we can get you a room.
I was just, suggesting. In case you don't wanna be around us or something.
I'll help you in a second!
>>7611774
A cuuuuuute raggedy old miner wak! Come on I jumped between trash cans for like mooonths.
>Smooch the unliving shit out of the Bones.
I love yoooou.
>>7611798
Hello there.
You sure are a big bug.
Pleased to meet you.
>>7611811
Now why would I want to do that?
I'm sure you are decent folk, helping me out back in Agate like that.
You aren't going to keep me up at night right?
Then again why sleep at night, why not just farm at night.
While drunk!
>>7611811
das pretty gay
>>7612173
Your just jelly, jelly and salt.
Saltblob!
>>7611774
>>7611811
>Sandslash is watching this happen from over by the partial sand wall
>>7612173
I know, right?
What's up Gengy?
>>7612162
Hey what's that?
>strikes the earth.
>>7611811
>>7611774
What's with all this tail pulling?
Another friend of you guys?
>>7611811
Oh shushhh, and I don't care, you're still adorable.
>Is plastered with Kissus and smooches
I love you to-
>>7612162
>Squeak™
>>7612173
>Tree hugs the living saltlick as he looks lonely
>>7612218
Don't know. just bored. How bout you?
>>7611811
>>7611774
>>7611678
>>7611649
>>7611624
>has been watching from a nearby cellphone this entire time
>COMPUTING METEOROLOGICAL DATA
>CURRENT WEATHER: WINDSTORM
>>7612160
Uh, nooooo we won't. We're usually pretty quiet.
>Lewd thoughts.
>>7612162
>ROLL TO NOT SCREECH
>>7612219
Uh, I guess.
>>7612228
>Scratch that roll, bite his neck to not screech.
>>7612219
>What's with all this tail pulling?
>Another friend of you guys?
>Sandslash only just now notices tailpuller guy
NO.
>>7612162
Fuck you!
>Slash
>>7612245
Watching two gay ghosts make out while a cute bug talks to some farmer dude.
>>7612246
...Wasn't me.
>>7611357
I WANT TO GRAB YOUR TAIL WHILE I FUCK YOU GIRLY
I WANT TO SEY YOU SQUIRM IN PLEASURE
>>7612262
>Lewd marowak sounds™
S-Stitch, please.
Everyone's lookiiiing.
>>7612233
Nice try though.
>>7612295
yup.. . just another day.
>>7612318
>>7612318
.....
>>7612328
...Sorryyyyyyy.
>Kiss the boyfriendo and get back to work.
>Maybe scope his butt out a bit.
>Roll to Shadow Sneak and bug someone else.
>Evens: Skorupi. Odds: Stay at the Gay Camp.
>>7612318
..... Step away from the Skorupi, please.
>>7612295
You want a drink buddy?
Am I going to need earplug for those two though?
>>7612384
>>7612328
You two look adorable together but lets avoid plowing each other while we need to plow the fields.
>>7612331
...
You know what, fine.
Just don't pull my tail again.
>>7612341
Yeah...nothing out the ordinary at all...
>>7612411
Thanks for coming to get me! It's good to know humans still care about us pokemon....
>>7612384
It's fine, hun.
>Kiss the Stitch on the cheek
Have fun, I'll be uh, inside, working on something.
>Go do vague things in the keeps main tower
>>7612441
Pls.
I wouldn't do that in public.
>>7612406
EEK!
what was that?
someone grabbed my tail
>>7612441
Shhh! I'm here I can help.
Should we build a greenhouse? Bones could help make glass.
>>7612474
>Wave to the boyfriend.
>>7612479
>>7612441
Yes please, give me anything.
I mean you might need an earplug, depends on if Stitch and Bones feel like screaming at each other again.
>>7612479
>Appearify out of the ground.
...
>Wave.
>>7612441
I can't really plow...
Any other ways I could help?
>>7612504
h-hi, who are you?
y-y-you didn't need to grab my tail. it feel wierd whe people touch me there
>>7612445
.... are you sure it was a Plasma member that gave you that hat? The Plasma hat definitely does not look like that.
>>7612572
Yeah they gave it to me lol!
uuuh what does it look like then?
>>7612483
It would make for a splendid project that will hold many fruit of our labour.
I"d love to dig in and get my hands dirty on that one.
I got my supplies with me so we should last while working on this thing.
>>7612494
Ah, I hope not out anger.
How about we share a bottle of whiskey, we can drink while we work.
Its the best way to work.
>>7612542
Well it sounds that were gonna build ourselves a greenhouse.
If you'd want you could unpack my baggage, all the food, supplies and fuel you can consider part of the stock now.
You could also help empty this bottle.
>>7612561
...
>Wave again.
>Wait this is an easy way to introduce myself.
>Point at marsh water.
>Point at Skorupi's shadow.
...?
>>7612572
>Nudges box of Make Pokemon Great Again hats behind wall
>whistles innocently
>>7612593
Alright I'm ready to help!
>Get to helping set up the farm and stuff.
Hey, do you have any TMs? Apparently I can learn Rain Dance. But our Masquerain friend can probably help.
>>7612483
>Wave back before disappearing inside
>Get to work on a thing
>>7612474
>>7612483
i think i might throw up with all this mushy shit.
>>7612597
marsh, shadow, is that yourname marshadow?
my name is nina
>waves back
okay, mashadow? can you talk? or are you just shy?
So, how does introducing yourself work? Do you just post your Pokemon saying hello IC then? I read the pastebin.
>>7612652
(forgot pic again
>>7612634
I don't think so.
Never had any pokemons, never had use for poké-gear.
I was pretty drunk when I bought all my supplies though, there's a chance I got something useful.
>roll for useful tm's.
>>7612593
Is it alcohol?
I don't respond well to it...Get really clingy when drunk. Tend to pounce people.
But that sounds like a good idea. I'll get started.
>Starts unpacking the bags
>Evens, everything goes smoothly
>Odds, bug legs drop and break a few things
>Dub oddfail, drops a jug of fuel. Which catches on fire.
>>7612652
>Nod.
...
>Shake head.
>Stand there and stare.
...M...m?
>>7612650
Do it faggot
>>7612593
I don't even know man, I think it was just some weird ghost thing.
>Sandslash attempts to plow the fuck out of the soil
>dubs odds = Sandslash why are you just digging a hole
>odds = well at least you're trying
>evens = Sandslash has never done any farming before but he's doing an alright job
>dubs evens = those claws are the perfect tools for the job
>>7612650
Hey, don't knock the mushy shit.
>>7612670
>I don't respond well to it...Get really clingy when drunk. Tend to pounce people.
>squeak
>>7612661
Yeah sure why not!
Who are you?
>>7612661
(pretty much, also out of character stuff is typically enclosed with parenthesis)
>>7612592
.... they must have done so as a joke, considering that the Plasma hat is the beret worn by Colress' grunts.
>>7612661
(Yeah, typically you just make some sort of introductory post. Most of the time it's asking a question of some sort.)
>>7612633
.............. I hope you realize how much I hate that politician. If I see those hats in Plasma again I will punish you myself.
>>7612685
it's okay you can be my friend, so marshadow, do you want to be my friend?
>>7612711
>Who are you?
(Just someone who found out these threads exist. Don't have a Pokemon for the thread yet but I do play a Garchomp in another roleplaying community that happens to be on /trash/. He wouldn't work here. He's kind of violent. And by kind of I mean really.)
>>7612712
(Ahh, okay. Thanks!)
>>7612745
(theres no good way to start; just jump in when you feel like it!)
>>7612741
>Nod.
>Oh Arceus what do friends do.
...
>Put fists up?
>>7612745
(.... N tore out a Pikachu's throat with his hands, Gladion has beat multiple people to death with curling irons, Giratina ripped off a salandit's tail, Arceus turned people into gore-agamis, there's a Decidueye that eats people, and a Turtwig attempts to murder anyone that thinks of his girlfriend with an axe. He'll probably be fine)
>>7612745
(you also don't have to pick a poke, can always just be a random human)
(and avatarfagging is optional, its mostly used to help find and recognise people in conversations)
>>7612745
>garchomp
>>7612732
>Doesn't hear this
>Keeps unpacking supplies
>>7612732
>embarrassed Sandslash noises
Shut up Stitch!
>>7612789
what are you doing? i'm not good at fighting, so maybe i do you want to talk- wait you can't talk, so maybe we could watch tv or play videogames
oh wait can you write? maybe then you can communicate
>Plows fields and empties bottles.
>evens this is all just looking wonderful.
>odds kinda fucked up, will have to try again.
>odds dubs too much alcohol, passes out.
>>7612670
Its alcohol and don't worry.
I get really talky when drunk, we all got our things when drunk.
I'm sure we can keep you out of any trouble.
Your with friends.
>>7612708
Good job friendo, I also like to work in squigily lines when plowing.
Those claws ain't just for scratching your ass I see.
>>7612732
Its too bad, tell me about you guys though, what has brought you all together here in Orre?
Don't think I saw you with the others back in Agate, nice to meet you.
>holds out a hand for shaking.
>>7612836
>>7612850
Hehehe.
>He elbows Slash.
Go talk to her, dude. Ask her about things she likes.
>>7612857
Uhhhh, well I travelled from Hoenn here cause I wanted to get away from jerks. Just kinda ended up leading I guess.
Nice to meet you!
>Shake hand and go to helping.
>>7612727
Do you got one? I really like hats!
>>7612850
>Makes cute bug noises as she unpacks supplies
>>7612857
Hmm...
Maybe after we are done.
Might need some rope, though. Just to be safe.
>>7612727
>the sound of multiple /pol/ tabs closing in microseconds
>>7612842
(Welcome)
>>7612855
>Nod.
>Make writing gestures.
...?
>>7612926
Speak for yourself I'm not ashamed of my political tastes, I just don't shove it in peoples faces unless i'm drunk of they shove theirs in mine first.
>>7612935
okay let me grab a pen and my notebook
>grabs the pen and notebook and gives to marshadow
>>7612961
*or they
also i don't get drunk often so the former doesn't happen much.
>>7612965
>Thank goodness I hate talking.
>Write, "Sorry about that um what do you like to do? What's your name?"
>Oh yeah make sure you actually show it to her.
>>7612857
I would not risk scratching anything with these claws, they're pretty sharp.
>>7612915
I uh..ok. I'll try.
>>7612924
>walks over to Yanmega
Um...hey. Need any help?
>Gives the plowing another go, lines were way to wonky.
>>7612924
To tie you up or keep you close?
I'm not opposed to drunk cuddling though.
I'm sure someone here could hold you close and ride out that drunken buzz.
>>7612915
So your the leader of this group?
There's no weird initation right?
Pretty cool that you've ended up leading these folks.
What are your goals?
>>7613007
If you say so, I'l promise to not get grabby and spook you.
Don't want you to feel bad that you gave me a few nicks.
>>7612921
I have a hat. Just never one associated with him.
>>7612926
>Disappointed cross internet N stare
>>7613055
Oh i like these! Hits my head better!
>hugs the N man.
>>7612995
well my name is nina, it's a pretty cute name right?
>giggles
well i usually don't go out a lot due to it being dangerous, but recently i have been training to be stronger, but normally i pass time playing videogames or watching tv
>>7613007
Go get her.
>>7613049
More or less! I'm pretty tough!
>He tries to help him as best he can with the plowing.
And no there isn't, as long as you can put some work in we'll let you in.
Uhh, right now it's to get everything set up and make a safe place for pokemon to live away from Cipher and Snagem and stuff.
>>7613007
Sure, Sandslash.
I could use it.
>Happy bug noises
>Roll for cuteness
>>7613049
Tie me up.
I have a tendency to fly away with people. Or...Pin them down, and try to do...things.
>Glances at Sandslash
>Keeps unpacking supplies
>>7613072
>"Nina is a nice name."
>"I'm strong. I can help you if you want. Outside isn't dangerous if your friends are strong."
...
>"What are videogames?"
>>7612961
>>7612969
Less of a shame problem, more of trying not to piss off certain people by accident.
>>7613055
>profuse sweating
>>7613083
Is it bad that I have no idea who either of those two are?
I like the idea though, make a for pokemons to make their own little place, be part of something bigger then theirselves.
I sure was looking for something myself.
>>7613107
There should be some rope in all that baggage.
Sandslash could tie you up if your up for some drinking, he's already near you.
Probably has the bottle too, I can't find it.
>>7613107
Yeah, no problem
So uh...what's been the most interesting place you've been to since we started traveling with me?
>I have a tendency to fly away with people. Or...Pin them down, and try to do...things.
>slightly louder squeak
>>7613116
>show her tv full of games
they are these things where you can play in them, it's fun, but i want to go out of and play for a bit
i we can play with them later
Have you guys been looking after the environment?
>>7613230
You're fine. Be happy you don't know about them, they suuuuck.
Well now you are! Hopefully I'm helping at least a bit. You're great at this!
-Stitches
>>7613284
>Turns into a Trevenant
You are tree, sport.
>>7613284
I dressed up this tree as a maid and then looked at it long and hard.
Trees are part of the environment right?
>>7613284
Nope. Fuck this gay earth.
>>7613274
>"We can go play. Where do you want to go?"
>"I don't know Sinnoh very well."
...Out?
>Point toward the entrance to the Marsh.
>>7613269
Well...
The cipher lab was creepy.
Phenac city was pretty boring.
And I didn't see much of mount battle.
Personally, I think this place is the coolest.
>>7613230
I haven't had it in a while.
But I suppose I could have some fun.
>Bones emerges from the main tower, done doing what he was doing
>>7613284
Hippie.
>>7613310
>captain planet mysteriously vanishes into thin air never to return
>>7613332
>>7613334
You guys were so close.
>>7613332
did you actually said something?
your voice is cute
>giggles
yes we can go out, let's go
>holds marshadow's hand and pulls him to go outside
>>7613334
Well, I think anywhere with you is the coolest.
I uh...borrowed some of Agate anon's alcohol, wanna share it?
>holds up the bottle he "borrowed" from Agate anon while he wasn't looking
>>7613432
>Ghost hand: Successfully held.
>He follows after her.
>He nods a little.
...
>a mysterious force Drags N to the shower and turns it on
>>7613206
>Disappointment: Intensify
>>7613505
>It missed
>The cabbage stays rooted on the bed
>>7613448
Sure.
I hope we can control ourselves...
>>7613518
Sooo uuuh what's going to happen to me now?
>>7613538
For now you'll be staying with the contact in Fuchsia.
>>7613518
>spaghetti status: boiled
>>7613502
>goes to a small clearing in the marsh,
wew this is the training area for the staff but i can use too, this prace is prohibited unathorized people, but since you're with me you can stay
so what do you want to do marshadow?
>>7613589
>Drags Streambro into the nearest shower and turns the water on
>>7613567
Oh yeah! the guy with that ninetails? I hope I don't cause too much trouble...
>>7613603
>He takes a few steps away.
>He puts his fists up.
...Hit?
>He gestures to himself.
>>7613520
Oh Arceus.
>come on Sandslash keep your cool
>roll to try and keep calm
>odds = Sandslash is just staring at Yanmega while making very flustered Sandslash noises
>evens = I mean, yeah...
>dubevens = sometimes it's good to just lose control for a while, you know?
>>7613589
>Continue staring until he breaks and confesses his sins
>>7613611
I doubt you will, but if the location is no longer comfortable to stay at you are welcome aboard the frigate. Do try to avoid conflict with the Ninetales.
>>7613649
...
Um...
>Concerned bug noises
You alright, Sandslash?
>>7613607
>anon grabs a handful of spaghetti al dente
>>7613665
>Currently more spaghetti than man
>>7613646
you want me to hit you? okay i'll try to help
>suddendly a one of the pokemon from the staff appear
"oh hi nina, you came to train? want to grow up to be like your mother? also who's the kid? is he your boyfriend?"
>the staff member laughs
"well see you later kiddo, train well"
>blushing
ignore him, he's just one of the workers here, he make jokes to everyone
>>7613735
>He laughs silently.
>He puts his fists back up.
...Go.
>>7613707
>...Examines this strange phenomenon of the spaghetti streambro.
>>7613665
Hey I'm really tired from today... Let me know when or what to do about that contact... Also about the chip in my head from that pokeball.
>>7613756
>tries to take the blush off her face
okay i''ll try
>goes for a bite
>>7613611
>>7613567
>For now you'll be staying with the contact in Fuchsia.
>>7613819
>He hops out of the way.
...Slow. Faster.
>He makes a "come at me" gesture.
>>7613704
>roll to snap out of it
>odds = embarrassed squeaking
>evens = sorry, I um...I think I just need a hug from a cute bug
>>7613707
>Remembers that Streambro is on the Frigate
>In person disappointed N stare: happen
>>7613797
They'll drop you off. You shouldn't have to worry much outside of that - the chip will be removed while you sleep.
>>7613856
... do try not to pressure Jolteon into anything.
>>7613877
>>He makes a "come at me" gesture.
okay i'll i'll try not to miss this time
>poison sting
>>7613910
>Alright I've helped enough.
>Go to bother boyfriend.
>>7613774
>Noodles served free of charge 24 hours a day
>>7613910
>The transformation to spaghetti elemental has finalized
>>7613886
...
Cute?
>Flustered big noises
Well...Um...
Okay...
>Evens, she flies over, and hugs him
>Odds, she remains a nervous, shaky mess
>>7613916
>He shudders at the poison.
>He jabs at Nina with a single finger.
>Marshadow used Copycat!
>Copycat turns into Poison Sting!
>>7613910
While i sleep? I'm a pretty light sleeper though.
>>7613856
uuuh. How am I supposed to feel about this....
>>7613611
.........
>glares
>>7613927
>Boyfriend bothering: failed
>Poke the Stitch
Howdy.
>>7613964
You'll feel pretty good when I'm done with you.
>>7613984
>Attempt to climb onto boyfriend's shoulders.
What's up, what'd you do?
I'm all dirty, kehehe!
>>7613922
...........
>Cross internet suspicious N stare: Happen
>>7613949
>Stare until he confesses his sins
>>7613964
Don't worry, they'll make certain the process isn't interrupted.
>>7613979
>Cross internet stern N stare: happen
>>7613961
>almost wasn't able to dodge
wow, you're pretty fast
>tries use bite bite again
>>7614007
>Cross internet Sylveon stare happen
>>7613979
..... I said sorry! What more do you want!
>>7613988
I'd like to see you try....
>>7614007
ok good.... that stuff kind of sounds scary...
>>7614003
>Whoops, put the boyfriendo on my shoulders
Noooothing.
And I noticed, heh.
>Whistles while plowing away.
Oh what a lovely day today.
>>7614031
Oh it will happen just you watch
>>7614015
>He hops out of the way.
...
>Marshadow used Copycat!
>Copycat turns into Bite!
>>7614007
I will not do anything if thunderbunny stays out of the way.
>>7614031
......I am still considering on accepting it...
>>7614029
>Eyes: Narrow even further
>>7614031
You'll be fine. They've done this before.
>>7614071
Out of the way of...?
>>7614046
Man I must of had some of that guy's funny drinks.
>Kiss the top of the boyfriend skull.
Come oooooon, is it a surprise?
>>7614007
>the spaghetti monster is losing the battle versus the beholder
>>7614077
>Eyes begin to narrow
>>7614086
*whines*
It's not bullying I just wanna make her feel good
>>7613958
>right Sandslash now here's your chance
>roll to kiss the bug
>odds = nah, just hug the bug
evens = was it really that hard?
I really like you Yanmega, sorry I took so long to finally tell you. You are the cutest bug.
Guys I was sitting at a cliff and I saw this weird pokemon fly past
I managed to snap a picture of it before it disappeared.
Any idea what it is or could be?
>>7614145
and like an idiot I forgot my image in my haste to show my discovery
>>7614064
>gets bit
ow, you're pretty strong
but i must keep trying
>uses knock off
>>7614058
I don't know... that ninetails is pretty handsome...
>>7614071
Oh come on! You want a hug or something?
>>7614077
Ok awesome....
>>7614086
Thanks! Iove this hat! Yeah i am pretty good about rules as long as they aren't stupid or something.
>>7614089
lol it looks like you're farting
>>7614077
Me!
>>7614160
Yes I would love a hug... This better not be some sort of prank though.
>>7614099
>He still doesn't hear any confessing going on
>So the stares continue
>FESS YOUR SINS
>>7614130
>Eyes narrow equal amounts
>>7614145
>>7614156
...... it appears to be some sort of hybrid between a Latias and a Blaziken. Perhaps Colress can provide more insight.
>>7614187
(... herp. His eyes narrow an amount equal to Sylveon's. That's what I meant)
>>7614138
...
>Flustered noises intensify
Um...
>Evens:"I like you too. You are cool, and fun to be with, and you care for your friends. I really like guys like that."
>Odds:Melt in his arms from embarrassment instead.
-Yanmega
>>7614157
>He moves out of the way.
>He looks a little dizzy from the poison.
...Doing. Good.
>Marshadow used Copycat.
>Copycat turns into Knock Off!
>>7614089
Funny drinks?..
And uh, maybe, maybe not.
It is a mystery.
>>7614160
Wait what, i thought you hated the ninetales. I know how your body works best and especially where the secret buttons are.
>>7614212
>gets knocked off
wow, you're so strong marshadow, i'll try again
>uses pin missle
>>7614222
>Cover his eyes.
I dunno I didn't have any. You don't get to see until you tell meeeeee.
>>7614187
>If I had not seen Arceus myself this would feel like being stared upon by God himself
>it is extremely close, though
I CONFESS
I confess to browsing not one, not two but a myriadofcommunitieswithvaryingdegreesofless thansavoryviewsonanytopicincludingpolitics
>>7614277
Nooo it's for laterrr.
>>7614311
>Dubsfail
>He doesn't believe that's all streambro has to confess
>CONFESS THY SINS OR SUFFER THE STARE FOREVER
>>7614270
Hey you should formally introduce me to nine-
....
>is having super gay thoughts now
I'M NOT GAY
>>7614311
...Uh, all right...?
>>7614274
>Hit!
>He shudders from the combination of poison and pain.
>The shadows making up his body shift unevenly.
...Good.
>Marshadow used Copycat!
>Copycat becomes Pin Missile!
>>7614031
(Bruv, that was an even dubs seduction, and you werrre flirrrting with her earrrlier, what's goin on? You should be begging for those rrribbons)
>>7614358
well see about that famalam ;^)
>Salazzle pheromones: happen
>>7614358
You sure about that hun?
>>7614205
>fuck it, why stop with one
>roll for more kisses
>last digit = number of kisses
>if dubs, trips, etc, use all repeating digits as number of kisses
>>7614379
>>7614383
NO I AM NOT ANYMORE
AAAHHHHH
>>7614346
Okaaaaay.
>Hug boyfriend skull.
>Roll for self control.
>Evens: Kiss the boyfriend. Odds: Attempt to ride his back like a mechanical bull.
>>7614396
Ha! You are a gay!
>>7614396
oooooohhhh?
well see ;^))))
>Goodra pheromones: directly implanted in stomach
>>7614419
>>7614419
>fuschiafag clenches stomach
>oh god wat happen
. . .
PALKIA WHYYYYYY
>>7614418
.... is there something wrong with being gay?
>>7614370
>get's hit and falls down
i think that's enough marshadow, you look hurt, and i'm tired too, i think it's okay for now
you're pretty strong, and cool
>>7614419
dude fucking stop please
>>7614397
>Is being bounced on by a cute plushie king
...W-what are you doing back there?
>>7614357
AndbybrowsingImeanactivelypostinginjestinearnesttrollingmetatrollingtrollingwithsinceritypromotionofthenewsincerityInternetisloveInternetislife
>>7614419
>mind is extremely clouded with lewd thoughts... about that sylveon...
>runs into bathroom to take care of stuff.
BRB LOL
>>7614432
>>7614440
(To specify, the pheromones were only getting dumped on those three eeveelutions. )
(If there roleplayers have a problem with it I can undo or some shit, but two of them are on Discord and have yet to say anything.)
>>7614438
>He sits down on the floor.
...Antidote?
>He nods.
...Strong too.
>>7614433
It does not work or something i do not know...
I heard someone else make fun of a gay so i thought it would make that thunderbunny mad.
As for something wrong with it... is there?
Anyways back to my staring contest
>>7614433
>stares intently
>>7614448
>It looks like a certain streambro needs hugs
>Apply hugs
>>7614390
>Your kisses miss the bug entirely
...
Sandslash, what are you doing?
...
>Evens, she takes a chance, and "kisses" Sandslash. The best she can.
>Odds, she remains confused. You may have killed the mood a bit.
-Yanmega
>>7614445
>He laughs.
Man you barely move! Do I have to mega evolve to make you move?
>>7614433
Not at all, bro.
>>7611338
I like mine the best 'cause it's, like... a surfboard, skateboard, and bed all in one.
>>7614475
don't make me get my big bro to talk to 'chu.
>>7614473
yeah there is items for all those things
>picks antidotes and potions
okay let me apply it for you
>wobbles into the keep.
>>7614397
Hiii guysss, fields allll gooood.
Haha, coud, could you point me to my rooom?
I did too much work on the bottle.
Pffff ahaha, are you, are you doing piggyback rides?
You shud totally fuck right now, super cute.
>passes out.
>>7614475
Well, as a gay person I would say that there isn't. I was just wondering if you thought so.
I would have had to break out my disappointed stare if that were the case.
>>7614448
.... I'm disappointed, but I won't continue punishing you further.
>>7614483
>Suspicious stare; continue
>>7614518
I was just asking a question...
I am not sure if i even want an answer though.
>>7614519
>He nods.
Thank...you.
You...Need one too?
>>7614502
...I don't get it. Am I supposed to be moving?
>Confused marowak sounds
>Get up and pace around the courtyard
>>7614451
Hey kiddo, you look like you're stressed out about that whole being gay thing. I've got just the thing to chill you out.
It's not gay of you swap genders! Drink this, and you change for 12 hours, 10 doses in the bottle, refills every week. Enjoy~
...What are you all looking at me for, you know how I am!
>Evens a refilling genderswap potion lands in Jolt's paws
>Odds it still happens but a second bottle lands somewhere on the frigate
>>7614542
Thankyouthankyouthankyou
>resume normal posting and speech patters
>>7614491
>probably the first hug received in a while
>it is very appreciated
>>7614433
I'm fairly sure that no.
>>7614494
...Sorry. I got a bit carried away.
Do you uh...just want to stay like this for a while then?
Or we could start working on that bottle of booze, up to you.
the hell i just another weird pokemon.
think it might be another hybrid along with that latias, Blasiken looking one?
>>7614535
Oh?
>>7614601
Hang on one of our subjects is passed out.
>He hops off Bones and tries to pick up the drunk and take him to his room.
>>7614605
God? I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING RIGHT NOW GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM!
>idea
Sylveon might like a swig of this stuff...
>>7614542
>staring intensifies
>at this rate you wonder if you'll eventually see their eyes at all
>>7614605
>clink
I'm gonna, like, find the frigate bottle before somebody drinks it on accident.
>>7614575
yeah i have so potions, there but i'm not poisoned
i'm fine though
>loses footing, and lays on the ground
well i juist a bit weak
thanks anyway, you're nice marshadow
>>7614672
Too late, I already have it
Don't worry I will keep it safe
>>7614632
>Stop doing the thing
Uh, is he going to be okay?
>>7614619
...
Um...
>Flutters her wings nervously
Alcohol...I guess?
-Yanmega
>>7614680
...
>He sprays her down with a potion and helps her up.
Take...home?
>>7614631
.... I could have swore we took care of all the Aether hybrids. That one appears to be a Raikou/Suicune.
>>7614666
..... Oh Arceus. Nihilego is trying to shove a tentacle down Gladion's throat while he sleeps. If I hear that Jolteon got molested while I was gone...
>N leaves to go stop the Nihilego
>>7614696
I have nooooooo idea. Help me put him in a bunk.
>Shakily take passed out body to bunk.
WHY IS THERE A TENTACLE IN MY MOUTH
>>7614747
I win again
>>7614739
thanks, yeah let's go home
>follows the path home
you're pretty strong marshadow, i want to be just like you
>giggles
>>7614768
>Grabs his legs and helps carry him in
Guess he had too much of his drinks.
>>7614631
Kiddo, that's a Photoshoped image, you can't dupe a God.
>>7614798
Syl? How's it g-going?
>Fuschiafag grimaces.
Did you get hit with the... whatever that stuff was?
damn it palkia...
>>7614819
Heave ho!
>Toss him into bed!
>>7614786
HOLD STILL
>Attempt to wrangle the jelly
DID YOU BINGE ON CANDY BEFORE BED?
>>7614819
>Mumbles stuff about cute bones with zippers
>>7614838
Yes and I feel fanfucking tastic like i could ride anything with a heartbeat for days
>>7614851
i mean yes
why not
>gladion accepts his fate
am i like the tentacle god now
>>7614697
Alright.
>offers bottle to Yanmega
I've already had some, it tastes really good.
Like nothing I've ever tasted before.
...You don't have to if you don't want to, don't let me force you into something you don't want.
>>7614858
..
>Bonk with bone lightly
>>7614843
>Help chuck him into bed.
>>7614652
(So did ya do it?)
>>7614652
>yells across time space and the internet
IF YOU RUB YOUR CLITORIS COUNTER CLOCKWISE INSTEAD OF CLOCKWISE YOU GET OFF 20% QUICKER
>>7614899
>Hits head against the bedpost.
>A small trail of blood runs into the sheets.
Ungh, mumble mumble.
>>7614883
>Chucks a candy bar across the room
Go fetch, Nihilego!
>Nihilego squeals and chases the candy
>Flop on the bed
.... I think the answer is yes. All hail Gladion, lord of tentacles.
>>7614869
>stare
>Fuschiafag status: crazy
Sure 'bout that?
>>7614812
>He laughs silently.
...Keep practicing.
>He follows the path along with her.
>>7614899
>>7614928
Booooooness.
>Apply bandages.
>>7614933
i never thought id become the lord of tentacles
>cuddle the N hairfluff
your hair is like a second boyfriend
damn im gonna need to look into getting a ring for your hair too
>>7614894
It's okay.
...
>Drinks from the bottle
>Maybe a bit too much...
This is pretty good...
-Yanmega
>>7614942
i will, or better yet we will, so, marshadow, where do you live? if don't have someplace to go you can stay here
we can train, play videogames and have fun in general
>>7614824
(fine I thought i could roll with pokemon concept art as like undiscovered pokemon or something and make myself as like an explorer and was just going with what the other guy responded but if thats how you wanna play then i will fuck off)
fine you got me they were random pokemon i butchered and sown together to try to fool people
>>7614941
Pretty sure boss
>>7615010
(Sorry, hybrrrids got restricted, N's fault for that, but the butcher angle is interresting)
>>7614959
..I didn't mean to do thaaat.
hhh
>>7614990
>Smother the fry in a fuzzbull cuddle
A ring?
You mean something like...
>Digs in pocket and pulls out pic related
This?
>>7615010
>>7615040
(Sorry, OOC I could have told you hybrids were banned, IC he would have thought they were hybrids. Sorry for the confusion)
>>7615086
( ... Wrong pic. Should be this ring. )
>>7615038
>gigantic fuggin grin
>Frankie leans in
Same here, Syl~.
>yep, that's The Look all right.
>>7615007
...Alola. Like to explore.
>He stares up at the moon.
>He attempts to pet her.
...Nice. Friend.
>>7614991
Hey, be careful, don't drink so much so fast!
...
>Sandslash remembers what Yanmega said earlier
...Didn't you say alcohol did something to you earlier?
>>7615086
>gladion laughs a little
thats cute
for me?
>he reaches into the zipper on his jacket and pulls out a ring box
>he holds it
so uh are we doing this now?
>Jolteon is deposited at Fuschiafag's door by rando plasma grunts
>>7615119
...
>Stops, mid drink
>Stares at the bottle in her mouth
Ohh...Crap.
>Throws it away from herself
...
I'm so sorry.
I don't know what came over me.
>Starts to get tipsy
This might be bad....
-Yanmega
>>7615101
you too, marshadow you're a nice friend, i wish you would meet my friend skully but he isn't here right now so, do you want to pass the night, here today for dinner?
it's getting pretty late
>>7615142
>>7615086
>>7615097
>Throws Brick at
>>7615142
>slaps ring box
>>7615157
>RIP Fuschiafag
>Cannot into lewd
Looks like we gotta wait.
Try to keep it together, okay?
>Open the door
>Do not get on floor and/or do the dinosaur
>>7615188
NOW GODDAMNIT CHILD
WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I TOLD YOU
STOP SLAPPING SHIT
>>7615185
>Uses Ice Beam on brick
>Uses Ice Beam on brick-thrower
>>7615188
>PLAY I_CANT_BELIEVE_YOUVE_DONE_THIS.FLAC
>throws another brick at everyone in thread
>>7615142
I suppose so.
Gladion, will-
>>7615188
>N doesn't have a ring box
>But he has a terrible fucking temper right now
>Chuck the Salandit out the window
>>7615142
.... anyway.
Will you marry me?
>>7615183
...Parents probably not be mad.
>He nods.
Sure.
...Berries? I like berries.
>>7615172
It's alright, I'm well aware of what I've gotten myself into here.
I think.
>gives Yanmega a reassuring wink and smile
>>7615239
...
>retrieve child
I know he's a little shit but please
>>7615237
>Conversion-Electric
>Use Thunderbolt on brick-thrower
>throws brick at image limit
>>7615242
we have berries too, but how are your parents?
well since you will stay here i'll introduce you to mama
-skorupi
>>7615398
This is a dead thread past bump limit you newfag