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ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite member of t

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's your favorite member of the frigate?

Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
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>>7602957
Smeargle
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>>7602957
N.
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chess
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>>7602957
.... At this point the question should be rhetorical. Gladion.
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>>7602957
Dunno, but I do know who my favorite member on the skiff is.
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>>7602954
Might be better than anything we have to offer.
Hm... We'll see.
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>>7602945
You get used to the feeling of numbness over time. Personal experience.

And this was episode 1 of Truth or Dare. Sometime soon: the "drunk and loud" edition.

(sorry if I couldn't continue any longer)
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>>7602992
Well, this was fun.

Well, back to the medbay for me.
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>>7602987
>[Audible Shrug™]
Well, we're here at least.
>Leave the skiff on because I'm not tearing apart this engine here.
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>>7602992
It's been fun, buddy. I'm going to catch some Z's as well.

>>7603008
I'll escort you off, and then probably pass out in a chair somewhere.
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>>7603019
Arright, sounds like a plan.

Goodnight, everyone~
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>>7603008
Looking up to the next, hopefully it starts earlier.
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>>7603017
>Pat him.
Okay, we gotta look tough.
>Hop off the skiff and look around the oasis.
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>>7603080
>yiss pats
Gotcha, I'll follow your lead.
>Casually lock steering wheel to the right
>Who knows when some rock's gonna steal your ride.
>Follow off the skiff
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>>7603109
>Persuasion roll.
ALRIGHT! We're from a little out of town but we're looking for hard workers unsatisfied with the Oasis.
You come with us and you get a comfy bunk, a nice meal and plenty of friends.
Do I have your attention?
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>>7603124
...
>Just nod and look tough
>I'm not good at this charismatic shtick.
>Intimidation roll?
>Is there even anyone here?
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>>7603124
>>7603147
Um, why are you shouting? Is this a kidnapping? Everyone's trying to sleep...
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>>7603171
Oh.
>>7603147
Uh, maybe we should camp out until morning.
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>>7603181
..Yeah, we probably should.

>>7603171
Sorry about that, little guy.
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>>7603185
>Go help Bones set up camp.
That went terrible.
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>>7603181
>>7603185
>>7603193
Um, sorry! See you later.
-Surskit
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>>7603193
It could've gone a lot worse than just showing up while everyone's asleep.
>Go turn off the skiff and come back
There could have been, like, gyarados or something.
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GO TO SLEEPMODE ROTOM

AND QUIT BEING EDGY
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>>7603647
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>>7603661
DID YOU GET CORRUPTED OR SOMETHING

OR ARE YOU REALLY JUST BEING THAT STUPID AND EDGY

AND WHAT KINDA NONSENSE DID YOU DOWNLOAD THAT MAKES YOU THINK IM A BIRD
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>>7603691
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>>7603700
YOU REALLY SHOULD MESS WITH SOMEONE WHO ACTUALLY HAS THINGS TO DO

I AM NOT ONE OF THOSE PEOPLE

TELLING ME TO DIE ISNT GOING TO DO MUCH OF ANYTHING
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>>7603761
FUCK
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>>7603761
>>7603765
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>>7603781
HOW ABOUT NO
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>>7603816
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>>7603827
>>7603842
>>7603847
YEAH NO I THINK ILL PASS

NOT A FAN OF GIGI

OR TENTACLES
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why does my squirtle not move
i put it in water and it just went right to sleep
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>>7604637
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
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>>7604637
Another pokemon for the bag!
GET IN GET IN GET IN GET IN!
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>>7604637
Looks like another trainers going to die today
>Axe throw at trainer
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>>7604789
FUCK
>Axe throw retry
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>>7604637
>Axe 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Hello everyone are you all feeling happy?
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>>7604831
Im alright. Trainer is asleep so i can post.
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bzz bzz o>o
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>>7604869
Is he mean to you? I can't be caught by trainers since i'm a registered pokemon from the great marsh's staff just like mama, so i can't be catched by trainers
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>>7604891
Bzzz bzzz?
>>7604911
No but he put me in the PC box for a long time. I think he's mad i used pikachus thunderstone. Lol
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>>7604936
o>o bzz
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>>7604936
Okay, can you apologize to him?
>>7604954
Hello, little friend
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>>7604969
bzz
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>>7604954
BZZ!
>>7604969
i have!
-Jolteon
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>>7605026
bzz
>>7605026
is he still mad at you?
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>>7604637
>Scoops up the sick squirtle into the bag.
Hah, I got you bagged.
Onwards to more baggings.
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>>7605049
Yeah he is. He doesn't even look at me anymore. I don't think he speaks pokemon.
-Jolteon
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>>7605062
Would you like a member of Plasma to come pick you up?
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>>7602957
Me, duh.
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>>7605062
ooh, that's sadi wish i was able to help you
just think i'm giving you a hug
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>>7605120
Thatnks. I think talking helped! Let's hang out.
>>7605104
That g-gang?! I don't want any trouble....
-Jolteon
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>>7605155
Ah, no. We are not a gang - we're a Pokemon rights group. We specialize in helping Pokemon in situations like yours. If you want that Plasma member could be me, but it will take me longer to get to your location.
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>>7605169
What about my trainer? You're not going to kill him are you?
-Jolteon
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>>7605155
sure, mister it's good having friends
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>>7605229
I Hope they do.
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>>7605884
killing is bad mister
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>>7606031
Not when Jolteon is involved.
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>>7606104
You got a big fucking mouth, you know that?
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>>7606104
How about killing Jolteon then?
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>>7606488
>>7606104
Stappit
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What do you do when your trainer starts thinking youre dangerous.
Haxorus here
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>>7606587
Become dangerous
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>>7606587
>Haxorus
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>>7606501
I will

>>7606531
She started it though!

>>7606587
Hug him!
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>>7606601
Geeze I was just asking how you feel about it.
No need to go Alolan psycho on him.
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>>7606531
Yeah what was i thinking trying to talk to him...
>>7606587
Ummm aren't you though?
-Jolteon
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>>7604637

Try putting him in a pan of warm salt water and shaking the pan gently. Sometimes that works.
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>>7606636
I am not a psycho!
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>>7606587
i don't have a trainer, but i think, maybe show him your cute side
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>>7606700
Just going around killing someone seems kinda psycho to me.
Why do you want to hurt him?
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>>7606718
He is laughing at me and calling me stupid.
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>>7606718
Jolteon called him stupid.
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>>7606780
Well then I'l call you stupid too because its really silly and stupid to kill someone for something that petty.
Would you like some anger management courses?
I think you could make good use out of them.
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>>7606780
Zorro just go burn stuff, it will make you feel better.
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>>7606636
Actual Alolan Psycho here.
Everybody needs to calm down.
>>7606587
Sounds like you need to sit down and have a chat with your Trainer. There's a lot of misinformation around there, and a fair number of people who think that just because you can do something that you will.
>>7606780
That is not worth killing somebody over, and that's coming from me of all people.
You need to simmer down.

>>7605229
Nah. We'll be in and out with minimal fuss.
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>>7606842
Fine!
>stomps out mumbling something about being stupid
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>>7606866
I really hope so. I'll leave a note explaining why I'm running away. I also should locate my pokeball...
-Jolteon
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>>7602957
The pile of bones
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>>7606842
Thanks, Syl.

>>7606867
When you're done, can we have a little talk?
>Fuschiafag worry intensifies
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>>7605229
Hopefully not. If he becomes violent and a potential danger to the lives of Plasma members this may be the case, but we try to avoid killing.
>>7606587
If the thought has taken root in his mind it will be hard to dissuade him from that line of thinking. Try pinpointing what has made him think this and try showing your gentler side.
>>7606866
If you go about the course of deciding to talk it out I would suggest some sort of text - talk devices or a psychic, as I only know one fluent Pokeglot and very few Pokemon capable of spoken English.
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Haxorus here again.
I talked with him about it and he said he still trusts me but he says he is afraid of my tusks and wants to sandpaper them down.
What do I do?
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>>7607434
..does that hurt you?
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>Sandslash surfaces near the oasis poke spot after a day of sanding and slashing
>sees a little campsite

Weird, I didn't know people camped out here.
Oh well. How're you lot doing?

>>7607434
I dunno, do you need your tusks for anything?
I wouldn't want my claws sandpapered down but I kinda need them to be sharp.
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>>7607434
... if you sandpaper them down you lose your ability to defend yourself properly. I would suggest seeking an alternative, such as putting caps on the points.
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>>7607434
Put tennis balls on them
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>>7607412
He's not a violent guy so that should be fine... Hopefully...
It's not that i want to leave but it's clear he doesnt want me... this is the right decision right? I don't get to many choices like this.
-Jolteon
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>>7607434
Can't you just tell him that you will be careful with them?
Why does he needs to be so close to your face anyway?
I wouldn't sandpaper them down, you got those tusks for a reason.
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>>7607515
I would suggest moving on and finding a trainer that will appreciate you, yes.
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>is burning things outside

>>7607305
Yeah ok. I did not do anything though!
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>>7607450
>>7607470
>>7607494
>>7607509
>>7607519
Yes we need them and I would prefer not to have them taken off.
He's saying that they're coming off or he's taking me to someone that'll do it for him.
I'm scared I need to go.
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>>7607470
Morning Slash.
You ever like look over what moves you can learn from TM?
Cause I just learned I can learn Rain Dance.
Anyway! How are you?
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>>7607534
Does this mean i am a plasma guy now? Do i get a sweet hat?
-Jolteon
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>>7607646
I assure you that you've done nothing to deserve this. Would you like Plasma to come pick you up as well?
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>>7607680
Fuschiafag here, I've got spare room if your buddies need somewhere to lay low.

>>7607545
I know that arguing on the Internet is fun, Zorro, but you need to tone it down a little. The violent threats were uncalled for.
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>>7607470
>Squint at
>Check self for tracking devices
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>>7607646
That's not great, I'm not really sure what else to say dude.
I hope your trainer can be persuaded to leave your tusks alone.

>>7607673
Wait, when did you guys get here?
Also I've never really looked honestly, I try to avoid fighting where I can.

>rain dance
>mumbles something about hating the rain

>>7607722
What?
I come here all the time dude.
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>>7607712
Those are not threats. Those are promises.
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>>7607679
>He chuckles
If you want to be a plasma operative I'm sure we can find someone to partner you up with. Hats aren't part of the attire, but if you want one I'll find a hat for you.
>>7607712
They may need somewhere to stay temporarily after getting Jolteon, if it isn't too much trouble.
>>7607764
>Cross internet disappointed N stare
Violence isn't necessarily the best way to prove your point. In fact, resulting to violence rather than an argument of your own would make Jolteon seem right in calling you stupid.
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>>7607722
>Boop snoot.
>>7607761
We were gonna try to convince people to come to the castle and work with us!
Buuuuut we came when everyone was asleep.
>Roll to boop the Slash snoot too
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>>7607764
Semantics don't change the fact that they were uncalled for.
That Jolteon may or may not be staying with us for a bit. I expect you to not be rude or aggressive if that turns out to be the case, understand? You don't have to like her, but you will have to at least be civil.

>>7607795
Understood. My place is good for laying low, the local cop-shop has bigger problems than the comings and goings of random Pokemon.
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>>7607761
Sorry, you just seem to be..everywhere.

>>7607799
>Is bopped in the skullsnoot intsead of booped
>This is fine™
So, uh, wanna try that again?
The recruiting I mean.
>>
The voices begin again

Speaking

Talking

The next piece will be revealed

Skeletons

Eyes

There is much to find

The sands shift unevenly today

Luck is not on your side

e̫̖̫͍͕n͈̙d̰͕̰̭͢
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>>7607795
Grrr...
Ok ok you are right. I am not going to apologize though!
>>7607825
Fine i will. For you.
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>>7607795
Alright! That's going to be frickin awesome! Do i need my pokeball when your goons drops by?
-Jolteon
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>>7607842
....what?
>>7607854
I didn't ask you to. Just keep that in mind for next time.
>>7607866
It would be easier if you had it ready, but we do have ways to remove the chips implanted by Pokeballs should you not have access to it.
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>>7607838
Yeah let's give it another shot!
Hopefully this'll work out better.
And this.
>Boop that fuggin snoot.
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>>7607799
>is booped a little too hard
Ow.
Please be careful next time.

>>7607838
To be fair it's weird for me too when I find you guys everywhere I go.

>>7607842
Yo chessmaster, any idea when this craziness calms down?
Because honestly it's really starting to stress me out.
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>>7607885
Well I'm having a hard time-
THEY IMPLANT CHIPS?!

-Jolteon
>>
The King joins the table

As much as we wish we were talking about Elvis we are not

The craziness will cease soon

We hope

Luck to the pawns and players of the game

The board is cold today

The ice is fresh

e̫̖̫͍͕n͈̙d̰͕̰̭͢
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>>7607923
Yes. A microscopic chip at the base of the spinal cord allows the Pokeball to register and recognize the Pokemon it's meant for from a distance, allowing for ranges returning. It's also how they scan you while inside the ball.
>>7607933
.... There are two kings here. As for ice.... I hope you do not speak of what I think.
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>>7607901
>Has been papped instead of booped
>Goodenough™
Let's get to it then.

>>7607912
..Yeah, you have a point there.
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Anyway I'm going to ignore the world's largest chess match going on.
I forgot how much I hated sailing. Fucking garbage.
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>>7607912
Sorryyyyy.
You wanna help us recruit people?
>>7607963
Cool, lets go!
>Hop up and head back to the Oasis.
>>
>>7607933
Well at least you have a sense of humour.

>The board is cold today
>The ice is fresh

I really hope I don't have to deal with this, the only chilling I want to do is in this scorching hot desert with a cold drink.

>>7607963
Yeah, kinda weird that you guys show up at the spot I like to go to when I want to really relax.

>>7607985
Uh, sure.
Doesn't seem to be anyone but us here at the moment though.
>>
>>7607985
>Follow the Stitch
Still not really seeing anyone around..
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>>7607961
That's kinda creepy and cool... Why doesn't it hurt or something? It sounds like it should... When will the Plasma guys be over here? I don't want them to get here at the same time as my trainer... it'll be awkward...
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>>7608019
>>7608042
Man we suck so much everyone just leaves.
Let's just get a little soil and leave I guess.
>Get to digging.
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>>7607885
How did you get so smart?
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>>7608019
>>7608042
>>7608075
What are you doing?
>Masquerain's Intimidate activated!
>Masquerain used Ice Beam!
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>>7608075
We don't suck, there's just..nobody here.

>>7608103
Nevermind.
>Flame wheel
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>>7608103
Hang on! We aren't trying to do anything bad.
>Pacification roll?
>>7608123
Bones, cool it.
>>
>>7608103
Fuck this I'm out.
>dives underground
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>>7608146
>Stop trying to murder the bug
Sorry, kinda don't like getting ice lasers shot at me.
>>
>>7608123
>Missed!
>>7608146
You were trying to kidnap my son last night!
>Masquerain used Ice Beam!
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>>7608182
Okay let's just-
>>7608188
>Crit!
Ow, ow. Just, don't kill the lady or anything.
>Stitches used Curse.
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>>7608082
Ghetsis didn't want the figurehead of Team Plasma to make a fool of himself everytime he spoke. Much of my time as a child was spent learning from the Seven Sages. Everything outside of that has been things I either researched myself or learned from Colress.
>>7608062
It doesn't hurt because your body is unconscious. Everything you experience inside the Pokeball is a dream state created by the Pokeball - notice how you can never feel discontent inside the ball?They should be there in ten minutes or so.
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>>7608188
>Nevemind murder is back on the table
>Flame wheel the stupid ass bug
No we weren't you stupid insect!
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>>7608188
>frantic digging noises
>attempt to jump out from underground and restrain Masquerain
Stop attacking my friends!
>>
>>7608208
>>7608232
>Hit!
>>7608244
>Dubs Restrained.
Then, why are you here?
>>
>>7608254
Gee, I wasn't aware existing in a certain place was grounds for execution.
I'll let Stitch explain the situation.
>>
>>7608226
Man that is so cool... still creepy though! Also I can't find my pokeball.... Hope it's not to big of an issue...

>>7608082
Allow me to apologize first. I didn't think getting called dumb made you THAT angry lol. I think you're alright. Just work on being not so quick tempered!
>>
>>7608254
>He pulls the pin out of his shoulder.
Uh, we wanted to recruit people to our castle! And we wanted to borrow some soil so we could start a farm and help other pokemon.
>>
>>7608254
I only came here to relax for a bit after a long day of being underground.
Sorry if my friends and I have disturbed you but seriously, attacking us like that isn't cool.
>>
>>7608280
>>7608289
Oh? I'm sorry I thought you were with Cipher. You're free to take from the land.
>>7608295
My apologies.
-Masquerain
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>>7608308
Well that went well except I feel sort of like a block of ice.
Slash let the lady go, uh, let's get to work then.
>Start digging.
>Cue that song from Holes.
>>
>>7608308
>lets go of Masquerain
Wait, Cipher come here too?
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>>7608308
...Yeahhh, okay.

>>7608351
>Assist and whistle a little ditty
>>
>>7608351
>>7608386
>She tries to help at least a little.
>>7608370
Not in a long time. I'm sorry, I get a bit paranoid. My child made it sound like you were coming to steal.
-Masquerain
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>>7608396
..Who would come all the way out here to steal a surskit?
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>>7608386
>>7608396
I think a few buckets is good for now. Let's try not to salt the earth here.
>Put buckets on skiff.
>Persuasion roll.
So, uh, you wanna come with us?
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>>7608396
>I'm sorry, I get a bit paranoid.
...It happens to the best of us, don't worry about it.

>>7608434
They really don't care what they capture, they're more concerned about quantity.
>>
>>7608434
>>7608454
Yes what your Sandslash friend said. You're free to come if you need. I apologize for my hostility.
>>7608442
...
>She laughs a little.
I'm not much of a fighter but I suppose my child and I can at least come see.
>A Surskit follows after her.
Onto the sand boat I assume?
-Masquerain
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>>7608454
I get that but...surskit? Really?

>>7608442
Yeah, that's gengys thing, don't wanna steal his thunder.
>Deposit dirt with the rest
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>>7608482
It's a Skiff! And yes, please step aboard.
>Do a little bow to look cool.
>>7608487
Hahaha. I still can't believe that salt pile blew up the generator.
>>
>>7608515
>Sensible Chuckle™
Yeah, hard to believe that actually happened.
>Board the skiff and get in the captains chair
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>>7608541
Be right back. Someone's at the door. Hopefully it's plasma.
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>>7608487
Yeah, they'll take whatever they can get.
I even know of a Yanma that was captured by them once, no idea how because at the time I had never seen any other Yanma living here except those owned by trainers.
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>>7608515
(I'm not sure who was playing the Surskit last night but I hope doing this is fine. I might leave this character as an NPC after you guys get back to your base. If that's okay.)
>She grabs her child and floats onto the skiff.
>She's giving her child a lecture about being careful on the skiff.
>>7608541
I'm ready when you are!
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>>7608541
>>7608553
(woops sorry disregard I just clicked to get the reply window open.)
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>>7608541
Ready to go!
>>7608554
Woah, Yanma? I've seen some on Hoenn, they're usually nice.
I mean- Yanmega obviously is?
Anyway, you want a lift?
>>7608556
>Uh, make sure the babby doesn't fall off or anything.
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>>7608556
>>7608579
Gotcha
>Boy I really hope the engine doesn't die again
>Start er up.

>>7608554
Must have been an import, but who knows really.
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>>7608541
>sits down on skiff

>>7608553
Don't be shocked if it's not!

>>7608579
Yeah, I know. Even now I've only ever seen that Yanma from ages ago and Yanmega here in Orre.
I don't think their wings agree with all the sand.
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>>7608622
Engines are a go!! Woo!
>>7608628
You think it was that Orredude's Yanma? I remember him posting about it a few weeks ago.
>He laughs.
I think that was when I was still jumping between alleyways.
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>>7608622
>She watches the engines roar to life and gives her child a few calming words.
We're read to go when you are.
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>>7608628
>>7608652
Alright, let's get on our way.
>And we're off to home base, Ceridwyn keep.
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>>7608652
I was about to say, I seem to remember something about talking to him about it weeks ago when we hung out.
That was pretty much the time I started posting too, right after I went inside the old Snagem hideout with him.

>>7608692
>excited Sandslash noises
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>>7608692
Woo!
>Excited plushie noises.
>>7608710
Geez. Time flies by when you're having fun. You ever know what happened to him?
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>>7608710
>Sudden Realization™
>Oh god he's gonna flip.
>Sweat™
>Keep driving
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>>7608710
>>7608763
>>7608796
>She watches the sand shifting from the back of the skiff.
This is amazing! This must have taken a long time to make.
-Masquerain
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>>7608816
It's pretty neat, but honestly I just stuck an engine and an airboat propeller on a flat-bottomed boat. Didn't take too long really.
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>>7608763
No idea what happened to the guy, I think he started traveling like me but we ended up going to different regions.
Not sure where he is now, I hope he's alright.

>>7608796
Uh...is this thing supposed to be shifting around like this?
>tense up just in case

>>7608816
...This is making me think of what chessmaster said earlier...sands shifting unevenly...and you used ice beam, which was also mentioned...
Probably just a coincidence.
>roll to see how much Sandslash believes that
>odds = not for a second
>evens = I mean, coincidences happen
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>>7608628
Nope it was plasma! I got my sweet hat to!

also that one was actually a good joke lol...
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>>7608911
I want a hat now
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>>7608886
It's amazing! I haven't seen things like this since the man with the arm machine showed up and released pokemon at the Oasis.
>>7608902
Chesswho? Are you okay?
>She pats him with one of her arms.
-Masquerain
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>>7608902
Yes, that's normal.
We're only skimming the sands instead of sailing through them like water, so there's some drift occasionally.
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>>7608927
I'll see if i can get another one for you? I might be coming by pretty soon...
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>>7608902
Might be taking a break and laying low? Who knows, he should be fine.
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>>7608983
>slap the plush ass
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>>7608911
Good to hear, also nice hat.
I'd try and make another electricity pun but I can't think of a good one.

>>7608932
Yeah I'm fine, chessmaster is just some weird guy that comes here and posts cryptic messages, usually referring to us as pawns and tells us to go look for pieces.
I bet I could beat him in a game of chess.

>>7608947
Right...fair enough.
Remember this is my first time on this thing awake.

>>7608983
Maybe, I hope so. He was a cool guy.
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>>7609016
Didn't I already fry you?
>Flame wheel anyways
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>>7609016
Quit that!
>Stitches used Phantom Force!
>>7609038
Try giving him a ring!
HEY ORREGUY ARE YOU STILL THERE?
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>>7609038
Ah, I see. Have you ever met the man with the arm machine?
He wore blue, I think he may have been a water type.
-Masquerain
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>>7608911
I think you got a Orre'n knockoff kid here's a real one.
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>>7609074
I uh...don't think it works like that dude.

>>7609096
I've not met him no, I've seen people pretending to be him though.
His actions indirectly helped me and my old buddies out a lot, I might not even be here if not for him.
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>>7609038
>>7609074
>Slows the skiff down to a halt
And that's one more successful mission.
We're home.
>Shuts off the engine
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>>7609197
Oh? How did his actions help you and your old friends?
>>7609232
Oh!
>She grabs her child and goes to explore the castle.
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>>7609197
Oh well.
>>7609232
Lets give this a try.
>Hop off skiff and get to making a farm.
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>>7609259
>stabs eye with a needle
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>>7609232
>looks at keep
...I could probably do better if you give me a few days.

>>7609245
He caused all sorts of problems for Cipher, their Admins weren't in their bases as often, grunts and agents didn't pay as much attention to captive Pokemon, that kind of thing.
Made it really easy to escape.

>>7609259
It's ok, I'm sure he's fine like you said.
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>>7609259
>Grab the bone buckets and haul them over to you
So, uh, what are we going to be planting?

>>7609319
>Bonk with bone
Quit it.
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>>7609259
>>7609342
>>7609351
Three ghost types and one ground?
>Follow.
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>>7609342
>Pat the Slash.
Well you can always help us improve it.
>>7609351
Berry seeds first. Oran berries because they grow fast and in pretty cruddy soil.
I think after a few growing cycles we should be able to grow better things?
>>7609366
>Dubs.
>Totally oblivious unless I roll even trips here somehow.
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>>7609407
Hmm, yeah, that's probably the best way to go about it.

>>7609366
..Three?
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>>7609366
>same even trips roll to notice something

>>7609407
I will make the sand fortress and it shall be glorious.
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>>7609477
Yeah! I'm not great with the planting stuff, hopefully this works.
>Get to planting.
Three what? Are you saying I should plant three seeds?
>>7609491
Dude, do it! Build like... Sand walls around us that'd be amazing!
Not that many sandstorms up here.
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>>7609407
>>7609477
>>7609491
>That was honestly just a lucky roll.
>Continue following the group, Shadow Sneak style.
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>>7609521
no
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>>7609491
>How has he not noticed anything yet
Uh..would said sand fortress have plumbing and electricity? And not be made of sand?

>>7609514
Huh? No I..ah nevermind, but uh, sure, why not. Thee seeds per hole should like, make them more likely to grow, right?
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>>7609523
>Somehow doesn't notice because I'm kinda curious where you're going with this.
>>7609545
Gotcha!
>Three seeds per hole it is.
I hope this works.
>Water the seeds.
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>Tree still stands in the exact same place he has been since he was told to guard the courtyard
>only difference is the pulverised corpses of a Sandile, a child, and a Charmander surrounding him
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>>7609514
Yes! I, Sandslash, master sand architect, will build this mighty desert bastion.

>>7609523
>Sandslash is now distracted thinking about building massive sand structures

>>7609545
I don't know, I just build sand castles dude.
Also, sandstone.
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>>7609521
I'm already with Gigi though.
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>>7609577
...
>Use the corpses as mulch.
Tree, uhh... Guard the place but use your noggin? If they look like they need a place to hang out offer them a stay if they don't, murderize them.
>>7609582
I'm excited to see where it goes.
>Singing my farming soooong farming along oh oh oh yeah I know how to farm.
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>>7609612
I am Tree
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>>7609582
..That's not much better than sand, really. I'd rather have steel between us and the world.

>>7609577
>Notice the pulp around Tree
...Cool, more fertilizer.

>>7609574
It should work, but who knows. I'm not a gardener.
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>>7609574
>>7609582
>>7609631
>Roll to sneaky knock out the Sandslash
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>>7609612
So am I!
You guys mind if I whip up a sandstorm to get some nice sand piles so I can start working?

>>7609631
Yeah, but sand and sandstone is many, many times easier to work with than steel.
I could reinforce stuff with steel I guess if you really want, it's mostly just to look cool anyway.

>>7609661
(oh shit, so close)
>Sandslash is still not paying any attention
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>>7609661
>BWING [!]
>Shadow bone the unknown assailant on reaction
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>>7609661
>Nope he's too busy playin' with dirt.
>>7609715
Try to keep it away from the farm, okay? I don't wanna have to dig all the plants out of the sand.
>Aaaand planted.
>Get to setting up a fence around the farm.
>>7609721
You alright, Bonesy?
>>
>>7609721
>>7609631
>Tree hears the commotion
>rolling for a successful uprooting so Tree can investigate since Tree is still under the effects of ingrain
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>>7609755
>Tree is stuck in place, His Ingrain is too Strong for even him to break
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>>7609721
>There was nothing to bone though.

>>7609745
..Yeah, coulda sworn I heard something though.

>>7609715
You could uh, make outer walls or something? More defence never hurts.
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>>7609715
>>7609745
>>7609771
>These guys are fun to play with.
>Roll to snatch a fellow Alolan's bone and make off with it.
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now i'm not sick anymore from yesterday, so there is nothing more to worry
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>>7609787
>FIRE SPIN GENERAL VICINITY SOMETHING TOUCHED ME OH GOD
>FLIP SHIT™
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>>7609771
Must have been nothing.
>Setting up a feeeeence, this is my fence sooooong!
>>7609801
Hey that's good, bud.
>>7609814
Uh, Bones?
>>
>>7609814
(*Flame wheel excuse my dumb ass)
>>
>>7609814
>>7609827
>Oww, now I remember why I hate those stupid fire dancers.
>Roll to pull the Banette tail.
>>
>>7609745
Tell you what, I'll do it later.
I don't want to ruin your farm with my dumb shit.

>>7609771
Will do, I might even make some statues or something for decoration.

>>7609814
Uh Bones are you alright dude?
Usually I'm the jumpy one...
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>Tree has a song stuck in his head the same way he is stuck in the ground
I am Tree
>Tree goes a little Dance on the spot to the song in His head
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHF7UpJUuTc)
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>>7609860
You're fiiiine, we've got a lot of space to build around here.
>He gestures to the-
>>7609856
>LOUD SCREAM
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>>7609860
>>7609827
Something touched me.
There's something here.
>>
>>7609827
i still don't know why that happened, maybe it's related to that milkshake that appeared later
>>
>>7609903
>>7609918
>Pull the Alolawack tail next.
>>
>>7609903
>Sandslash fucking leaps away and buries himself up to his face in sand
>terrified Sandslash noises

>>7609918
You guys are scaring me, please stop.
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>>7609973
>Tail wags out of the way right as you grab at it

>>7609903
Stitch? Are you okay?
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>>7609997
Uh we're fine, I think.
>>7610008
I think something grabbed my tail.
>Stupid fucking broom tail why did I sew that to myself anyway.
>>
>>7609997
>>7610008
>>7610021
>I had more success with the Banette.
>Pull the broomtail.
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>>7610021
Okay so I'm not going crazy, that's good.
I think.

>>7610032
>Roll to spot the crazed tail yanker
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>>7610043
I think-
>>7610032
>SCREECH
>Jump into Bones's arms.
What did we do to deserve this.
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>>7610114
>Tree hears the Screech
>another Roll to uproot with all his force and investigate
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>>7610114
...I don't know.
>Hold the Stitch boyfriendo
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>>7610032
>roll to detect mysterious tail puller
>requires at least even dubs to succeed

>>7610043
>>7610114
I don't like whatever weird ghost game you guys are playing, let me know when you're done and I'll come back.
>digs a short way into the distance, still able to see Stitch and Bones
>starts working on sand walls
>>
>>7610150
>Stealth this guy.
>Fire Punch!
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>>7610150
>>7610114
>Tree is Free
I am Tree
>Investigate Screech
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>>7610193
>Tree perception check for spotting the source of attack
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>>7610150
>>7610157
>>7610163
>Roll to accept death yet again.
Whyyyyyy.
Bye Slash, uh, yeah might wanna get to that.
>>
>>7610198
>>7610221
>How can I not hit this hunk of wood.
>Fire Punch!
>>
>>7610229
...um.
>Bones doesn't know what to do

>>7610251
>Perception check to see big flaming miss
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>>7610251
>Tree perception check for finally spotting the Sneaky intruder
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>>7610229
>>7610163
>Yanmega flies in from the distance, a small amount of blood around her mouth
>Lands next to the group
Good afternoon.
What's going on?
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>>7610251
>Masquerain comes out of NPC helping duty to try to detect the intruder.
>Even Dubs or higher needed.
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>>7610277
>Tree assumes it was his imagination and goes back to the courtyard
>>
>>7610271
>>7610277
>>7610279
>>7610284
>Fuck it.
>Push the tree over and skedaddle the fuck out.
>>
>>7610229
>Sandslash is happily just building up sand walls

>>7610279
Hello, how're you doing Yanmega?
...You uh...have a bit of blood around your mouth.
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>>7610308
>Tree is now on the ground wondering how he got there
I am Tree?
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>>7610308
>Confusion™
What is even going on?
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>>7610279
Hey Yanmega. Did you eat something?
>>7610362
>Hop out of boyfriendo arms.
>Roll to pick the Tree up.
>>
>>7610374
>tree gives thumbs up
I am Tree
>goes back to the courtyard
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>>7610355
>>7610374
Yeah, I went hunting.
Sorry about the blood. I forget about that sometimes.
>Wipes off blood with a rag
I'm doing good.
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>>7610455
are you okay?
>>
>Sneaking around on the frigate
>Raid Gladions snack Stash for that delicious sugary goodness
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>>7610402
Wow.
>>7610455
Well, uh, we have a farm now. And a Masquerain.
Uh, and we have an intruder hanging around I guess. So, uh, be careful.
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>>7610486
>You mean the Snack Stash that got thrown overboard when N panicked last night?
>I'm not sure how you got in N's room that is locked 24/7, but roll to detect intruder
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>>7610471
Yeah, I just went hunting.
I can only eat meat, so I catch the non-sapient animals that run around. No pokemon for this dragonfly.

>>7610492
That's cool.
Also, while hunting, I found some scrap out in the desert.
Not sure if it would be of use.
>Hands him a heavy bag
>Evens, it has some useful components in it
>Odds, it is all junk.
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>>7610742
S͖͍̟̦U̯͕̝̻̲͉G͔̩̗̟A͈͙̜R̰̙̱̣̗͔̠ ̰̹͎͚̻͖F͉̰͉O̜͉̫̹͙̱R ̭G̮̜͍̹̠̖I͉̝̝̹͔̮G̮͍̱̤̻̠͇I̝͈̩̬̠̹
>>
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>>7610455
It's fine, I'm wasn't bothered by it. You just looked a bit silly.
I'm happy to hear that you're good, Stitch and Bones have been acting really weird today, lots of screaming and looking frantically around.

>>7610492
Listen man I didn't notice anything, you're probably imagining things.
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>>7610764
okay, yeah sometimes i see some of those in the marsh
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>>7610780
.... From what I've heard "Gigi" is getting plenty of sugar from that boyfriend of his. If you wish to raid the food stores please don't do so in my room.
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>>7610764
Hey this looks good! Thank you!
>Stow the useful things away so him and Bones can work with it later.
>>7610787
...I'm probably being dumb. How are the walls coming along?
>Get back to working on the fence.
>>
>>7610787
>Pull slashtail.
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>>7610808
J̴̞̼̦͚͝O̭̩̗̦͓̰͔I͉̬̞̱̘͟͜N̸̳̩ ̞͕̗̺̝͖͈̟̕͢͞Y̴͍̫̖͎̭O̸͕̳̣̠͚̲Ṷ̷̤̀͜ͅR̢̙͖̻̼͕̝ ̤̮S̢͖̮̠̖̘̳̣O̵͎̟͝Ư̧̗̭̯̙͙̞̬̫L͍̟̝̙̝̪ͅ ̝̼̖̟͍̠̥̗͢͝W̡͈͚͈̮I̵͔̻̘̪̺̯ͅT̡̰͚̟̠͔͈̙H̳͎͕̙ ̫̘͇͢G̷̙̠̲͈͝Í͈̻̰̰͓̜̝̦G̢͔͙̀Į̴̰̠̪͢ ̶͙̼̟͓̟À̤̯͜N̛̤̠̩̮͕̘̦͘͜D͇̝͍̤͎ ̭͙̭͞͞E̴̴̫̼͉̫̘͍͟M̧̹̜̠̩̬͙̣̣͞B̛͈͔̗̪̹͕͈͢ͅR̸̨̩̬̗͚̘̤̘̳̕A̷̗̲Ḉ͍̜̯E̼̺͚̖͈͝ ̸̛̗̗͙͕̲E̢̼̳̮̺̠̳̟͚̝͡T̺̗̖̀É̲͠Ŕ̘̣̖͢͠N̶̶̛̼̬̪Ì̡̧̦̼̥͕̹͇̫ͅT̹͍̲̳͇̲͟Y̼̗̲̝̥͢,̨̹̦͕̥̥̞͇̝ ͙͝F̢̥̻̙̟̯̟̪͚̥́Ó̧̤̤͠Ṟ̷̷̭̼͔̜͚̤͟ ͍͞H̢̧͇̖E̺͓̫ ̥̰͘͜I͈͉̝̝͓͟S̶̢̨̖̙̰ ̸̬̗̠͚̺T͔̱̺̰̤͕͝H̜̟͍̦̕͟͝Ȩ̙͕̟͎̤͢ ̡̧̹̜̟͇̤Ơ̯̱͇̻͖̫̲͞Ṉ͓͜͡ͅE͙͍̱̙̫͜ ̵͕̯̖̫͕̼͞T͇̲R͉͉̖̹̖ͅU̹̳̙̜͙É̴̝̥͢ ͔̭̱̺͖͜G̴̞̬̼̫̩̳̝̣͡ͅǪ̷̬̪̹͉̖͚D̪ ̷̨̞͢O͕̹̥͈̺̼̳̬F̤͉̗̹̠̭̲͔͡ ̜̪̬͇̣̱͈͓̺D̙͔̞̘̙̱͉Ḙ̵̣͙̀Á̟̠̩͈̣̺͜T̘̥̰͇̬̠̖͟ͅH̶̲͓̮̳͎͝ ̨͙͚͓̞̖̗̻̙̥A̷̹̱͢N͈̺͈͚͓̣͟͠D̢̛͔̫͇͔̣̥͉ ̸̤͇͔͈̺P̼̰̝̜̥͎͕̰͞Ȩ̵̶͍̻Á̛̫̼͉̠͞C̜Ȩ͇̫̳͚̱̟
>>
>>7610780
hello gigi i'm, nina, i have this milkshake my house if you want
>>7610842
what do you mean, gigi?
>>
>>7610814
I'm going to be honest, it's going to take a whi-

>>7610826
THE FUCK WAS THAT?
>>
>>7610793
The ones in the desert are pretty tasty.
What do you eat?

>>7610814
>>7610787
>Curious noises
What are you guys working on?
-Yanmega
>>
>>7610842
Zzzzzztop being a creep, dude.
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>>7610842
STOP FUCKIN' TELLIN' PEOPLE TO JOIN SOULS WITH MY BOY-FUR-IEND YOU FUCKER
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>>7610853
Told you.
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>>7610842
Excuse you but clearly Mew is the one true god.
Since he is pokédad, son of Arceus the creator.
Go away with your false gods, shoo.
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>>7610853
That's good.
Uh, you okay?
>>7610861
I'm working on a farm, Slashy is making a wall for us.
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>>7610842
I'd rather not - I'm already taken.
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H̡͡͞ÉAŖ̸̀ ̢MY ̴C̵A͘͞L̶͢͞L ̕͝G̸͘I͞GI̕͠ ̸̕A̵̡͜Ǹ̢͟D͝ ̕C̴̷O̵̶͟N̴͠S͞U̸͟M͟E͘ ̴̡Ḿ̴Y̨͘͢ ̵̕S̷͞O͢U̵̧͞L̸ ̸S̢͝O ́͟T̴͟H͘͡AT̷ I̴ ̴͘͞M̨̡A̴̧͟Y ́͢B̡E̢C̷̡OḾ͞E̢̕ ̶̧ÓNE̴̷ ͠WĮT̸H̷́ ̢YOU IN̴ ̸͟T͟H͝E͜ ́E͞T͡E̸͢R̸͘N͠A̶L̡ ͜A̶B̛Y͘͝S̶̶S̵̴ ͜͝A̷͟͢ND͘ ̛̛́K͘N̶͡O̷W̴̡ ̷̨T͞H͘͞E P̶͢͠EA̢C͘È ͡OF ̴́͜N͘͝O̸N̷̸Ę̸XI̵͞SŢA͡ǸC̴̷E
>>
>>7610861
mama sometimes hunts for some of those non-sapient animals too, but sometimes i eat berries too
>>
>>7610861
>>7610870
>>7610883
>confused and hurt Sandslash noises
>defense curl
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>>7610883
Agate-anon here.
Farming you say?
I could help out with farming, I would love some compagny, while this village is all nice and dandy.
I'd like some friendly faces, the squatters just keep throwing rocks at me.
Atleast they don't know where I stash the booze.
>>
>>7610895
DO I NEED TO COME OV-FUR AND BEAT A BITCH?
>>
>>7610900
Tailpuller got him.
>>7610903
Yeah come on down! Humans are welcome, hopefully we won't be too annoying.
It's where Pyrite Town used to be, do you need us to come get you?
-Stitches, too lazy to use an image
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>>7610895
Stop this heresy.
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>>7610916
I̡̨ ̴̧WI̡̧S̸H̀ ̡T͠O̕ ͢S̷E̸̛͡RV͟͟͞E͟ ̛͜L̢ÒR͢D̸͠ G̀I͟G̢Í͝ A̛S͝ ̴̧Ý̷O̵U͞ DO͠ ̨̡͝A̢̕ND̵̢ ͜͞O̧͞FF̸̀E̴̕R̵̡ ̷T͘O̴ ̸́͟H̕I͞͡M̨͘ ̡MY ̛̀͝S̶̛͠O͟͡Ų͜͟L̵͢ ̨ÁS̷̢͝ ͠A͟ ̶̧F̶͘͢E̢A͟͞͠ST͘ ̡̧TƠ͝ ̴̕Ś͟US̵̵T̢͞À̛͢Ì̷̴N͢ ͝͞HI͟͞͠S̕̕͝ ̸͢H̕U͠N̕G̡E̴̢̢R̨
>>
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>>7610929
I got that covered, though I could use some directions.
I'l just go packing my stuff together.
Could you send someone to guide me?
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>>7610939
If that is your wish. Skitters will be happy to greet you.
>Drag the excessively annoying Rotom into hell.
>>
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>>7610945
I could do that.
Hell, I could even give you a lift.
Agate village, right?
>>
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>>7610945
Gotta see who we can send-
>>7610958
That was easy, thank you Yanmega!
>>
>>7610939
SERVE?
Bitch I'm his boy-fur-iend, serve ain't on that agreement anywhere.
>>7610947
Hey babe, any interestin' new dead people?
>>
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>>7610958
Yep.
Though I doubt you could also haul my stuff.
But I got that all covered, I found some neat stuff these last days.
I hope that the fuel doesn't run out though.
>>
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>>7610947
P̴͡Ļ̢͝EA̷̴͞SE̷͢͡ ́͟Ļ̛O͝͠R̨͞D̸ ̶͜Ç͡O̶͝ŃS͞UME̕ ͢͠M͜E͠ ̸͞AND̨ ̴͘MY̸͘ ͞S͡OU͢͝L ̛S̸O ͢T̵̷̕H͢A͟T͘͘͜ ͘͞I͞ ͝M̴͟A̵͟Y̨ K͝͠N̷͞Ó̴W͟͠ ̛N̕͜O̴͝T̛H́͢͡I̧N͠G ̡B̵̡͞ÙT͘͢͠ ̡́T͝H̸͝Ę̧ ̵ET̴ĘR̴N͠A͡͞Ĺ J̸̢̕ÒY̸̧ ̵ÒF NO͝N̶͝E͘͞X̢͜I͝͡ST̷A͘N̴C̵̀É̛͢
>>
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>>7610980
I can make several trips.
Get you here first, then transport as many supplies as I can.
That alright?
>>
>>7610980
Have a map, just in case.
>>
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>>7610977
Mostly just old people. Do you want to bat this Rotom around or shall I?
>>7610991
We are deciding your fate, currently. Be silent.
>>
>...
>tailpuller is probably gone now
>Sandslash uncurls cautiously then buries himself almost completely in sand
>periscope depth
>Sandslash is on the lookout
>>
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>>7611006
Normal type, babe. I can't smack 'im, sadly. I'll just sit on your head and watch.
>>
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>>7611004
That should do it I think.
Well time to take this to the off-road.
Got everything packed and ready to go.
>odds gets lost.
>evens will be there soon.
>odds dubs gets lost in a sandstorm
>evens dubs holy shit this thing goes fast!
>>
>>7611026
>>7611006
Y̕ÈŚ ̀PU̡M͞ME̡L MÈ TO NO̸T̢H͞ING T̀HEN ̕CO̕NSUM͞E͟ M͝Y SÒU͠L TO̵ SAT̸É YO͠UR̵ ̀H̀UN̶G͘ER, I̡ ẂIS̴H ͢FÒR YOU TÒ ͞ABSORB ̶M͠Y VERY̧ ̴ESSE̡N͘CE̵
>>
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>>7611096
I'm glad this heresy gets absolved soon enough.
I can't stand reading it.
>>
>>7611026
Well I can always bust out a "pimp slap" of my own.
>>7611096
Hm, or not. Let's see if you will like the little pocket dimension I've created for Cumberchu and May Defoe.
>Banish.
>>
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>>7611135
NOOO PLEASE I WANTED TO BE YOUR LUNCH AND SUSTAIN YOUR MAGNIFICENCE
>>
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>>7611126
>[Internally praises helix]
>>
>>7611170
And I like to see ones like you suffer. Not for the religion, for the release of death.
>>7611177
I heard that. You can join him if you wish.
>>
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>>7611135
Oooo. Now that's a punishment.
>>7611170
Gigi's already magnificent, that ain't gonna change by eatin' a Rotom.
>>
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>>7611170
Why hello there, come to mama
>rapehands and bandages intensify
>>7611135
Thanks Big G it was getting lonely here by myself
You should send more people here sometime
>>
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Guys?
I think I'm lost.
>checks the map.
>odds ends up halfway Orre
>evens finds his way to the keep.
>>
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>>7611192
You heard nothing.
>>
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>>7611210
You call me Giratina or I wipe you from existence.
>>7611243
I hear all.
Especially your boyfriend's praise for your rear.
Mine is better though.
>>
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>>7611192
Uhh, Giratina.
Forgive me but how are the ones in that pocketdimension and yourself able to post here while in the distortion world?
How does that work?
>>
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>>7611263
...w-what?
>Confused marowak sounds™
>>
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>>7611263
>Especially your boyfriend's praise for your rear.
>>
GOD I WANT TO FUCK THAT SKORUPI SO FUCKING MUCH
I WANT TO TAKE HER PURITY AWAY
>>
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>>7611263
Hello Giratina. I was curious, would it be possible to transfer my free pass through the Distortion World to my boyfriend, Gladion? I am worried he will die trying to protect me, even with the knowledge that I will come back the first time.
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>>7611263
Nice babe. I think you got best booty though. Godly booty.
>>
>>7611278
I am told my crest picks up WiFi.
I suppose it must considering all the ghosts that can post.
>>7611284
>>7611286
You're welcome.
>>7611308
I was considering giving him one as well. He will have one, just don't inform him he has it.
I don't need him testing how much lava burns or something stupid.
>>7611320
Thank you, babe.
>Smooch.
-Giratina
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMizst2dac
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>>7611338
>>7611338
>>7611338
>>7611338
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