ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite type of pokeball?
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>slaps ass
>>7599539
YEAH IM FIRST SUCK IT
>>7599464
>applies curling iron to french fry's hair in the manner in which a curling iron was built to be used
>french fry is now curly fry
kms
>>7599407
Chocolate has become the most potent fertility booster for the next 24 or so hours.
>>7599466
you little shit
>>7599552
>swing curling iron at
>>7599566
well thats new
>>7599488
>Follow the king around his castle
Yup, everything's all wired up and has plumbing too, so that's nice.
>>7599583
fock off we dont want you back kys
>>7599651
someBODY
>>7599608
You know what this means?
We need an army
>He gets to setting Tree and Yanmega on watch duty and Alolapix on hug duty.
>>7599649
no you kys
french fry a best
>>7599583
(Gladi! Nice to see that you live, dude)
Aaand your sister forced chocolate down everyone's throats. This is now a PG13 thread.
>>7599649
(Fuck off and speak for yourself, shitbag.)
>>7599672
ONCE TOLD ME
>>7599651
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31N6uhCZZks
>>7599682
(more or less im sort of loopy on painkillers sorry if im slow)
thats pretty lewd
why did she do that
>panics
>>7599683
>slaps ass
i-i have a question, why when i'm with skully my heart start to go faster?
am i allergic to him?
>>7599698
THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME
>>7599700
>>7599698
>>7599672
I am very, very dissapointed in all of you.
>>7599673
Well, there's a few ways to raise an army.
>Wonkâ˘
But, uh, what for?
>>7599708
Someone made a wish that same sex relationships could have children, Arcues made chocolate the trigger to allow it for 24 hours after eating the chocolate anyone can get pregnant regardless of their gender
>>7599722
You wanna take his big ghost dick.
>>7599722
You might have a crush, dude.
>>7599725
I AINT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED
>>7599749
SHE WAS LOOKIN KINDA DUMB
>>7599760
WITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB
>>7599762
>>7599760
WITH HER FINGER AND HER TUMB
>>7599708
To trigger things that just shouldn't happen
(Better slow but still alive)
(Welcome back)
>>7599649
(uncalled for)
>>7599708
(It's fine man, none of us here are exactly breakneck when it comes to reply speed)
(With a few exceptions named Jirachi)
... Two theories: she hates everyone, or she likes the idea of children everywhere
>>7599731
Lewd. Unless you wanna become a broodmother.
Well! We gotta be strong to fight Cipher and all the bad people!
>>7599762
Tree. You sit in the middle of the courtyard. If anyone bad comes in you hit em!
Also we come and hang out under you.
>>7599740
okay, so what do to solve that?
>>7599793
Have him stick his ghost dingaling in your bug cunny
>>7599803
ON HER FOREHEAD
>>7599782
>Tree heads to the courtyard
>Ingain
>Now tree looks like an ordinary Tree
>>7599810
Fuschiafag here, knock it off. Do not lewd the skorupi.
If you're going to lewd someone, aim for somebody who actually knows what you're talking about.
>>7599834
>>7599777
(good to be back nice to see you again man)
well thats weird
>>7599781
(thanks man love you)
huh ok
>hug N
my head hurts
what have i missed
>>7599782
I-I was just teasing.
>Muffled 'I think'
ANYWAYS, uh, what's the plan, King Stitch?
>>7599813
OH, THE YEARS START COMING
>>7599853
AND THEY DON'T STOP COMING
>>7599810
stick his what in my what?
i don't understand what you're talking about, mister
you're makiing no sense
>>7599831
Good work!
>Get a watering can and water the tree.
>>7599852
Well I'm not fantastic with the whole like... Managing a kingdom thing but we're gonna need soil and water types to help maintain a farm.
Uhh... Livestock? Stuff to get meat from for pokemon like Yanmega.
...Do we have any water types? Preferably with Rain Dance?
>>7599846
(Hahaha love you too mate)
(Fucking... Parents have caught onto my sneaky discord methods so I probably won't be back for an hour or two, do you want the Discord before I go?)
>Return the hug
... Crazy shit. I may or may not have been unconscious for most of it.
......... I also threw the snack bag out the window in a fit of panic.
>>7599886
haha you're cute kid go find your mommy.
>>7599863
FED TO THE RULES
>>7599921
i think she's busy mister, why do you want me to find her?
>>7599897
..Uh, we have plumbing so irrigation shouldn't be an issue, at least.
I don't know about the rest though.
>>7599904
(nah sorry i hope everything goes okay with your parents though dude)
not the snaaaaaaaack back
>he flops into Ns lap
what will we do now
how will we cope with this loss
>>7599930
i dont know the rest
sorry
>>7599968
You made your bed bwarker, now lie in it.
>>7599930
AND I HIT THE GROUND RUNNING
>>7599989
DIDNT MAKE SENSE NOT TO LIVE FOR FUN
>>7599952
Hmmm...
>He looks at the map of Orre.
What if we went to the Oasis pokespot and asked if anyone wanted to come with us. We could take some shovels and pails and grab some of the soil and come back with soil?
If we come back with some grass and water types we'd be set.
>>7599953
(I mean, I hope so too, but desu me committing suicide before the month is out is a fairly likely outcome at this point.)
>He runs his hands through Gladion's hair, massaging the scalp
Hmmm..... I think someone on the Frigate is due for a birthday in a few days. Maybe raid the snacks?
>>7600014
YOUR BRAIN GETS SMART BUT YOUR HEAD GETS DUMB
>>7600034
(>tfw you forget about the word filter)
>>7599781
The former sees more plausible currently.
>>7599846
(Same)
Do you want the quick rundown or the long story
>>7599968
Something beautiful
>>7600052
SO MUCH TO DO
>>7600087
SO MUCH TO SEE
>>7600020
That sounds like a pretty solid idea, and I've got plenty of hauling equipment for dirt too.
>>7600034
(dude dont do that id miss you desu the only reason i didnt kms in the hospital was cause of you guys)
ehhh i can deal without snacks for a few days
you ever had an omelette?
>>7600058
(i actually read through the last few threads so you dont have to go into much detail and yeah man i missed you guys)
sure lets hear it
>>7600108
SO WHATS WRONG WITH TAKING THE BACKSTREETS
So the mister zoroark said that i have something called a crush on skully, but what is that and why do i feel funny near him?
And that other fox kept saying things that didn't make sense. Was he right? And what does he sticks?
>>7600108
>>7600087
>>7600052
>>7600014
>>7599989
>>7599930
>>7600142
Thats enough singing there sport
>singing anon is now exploded into Meat spaghetti, then fed his his dogs which are then exploded into More Meat Spaghetti and sold to Poor Asian Countries
>>7600142
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
It's a cool place and they say it gets colder
You're bundled up now wait 'til you get older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the hole in the satellite picture
The ice we skate is getting pretty thin
The water's getting warm so you might as well swim
My world's on fire. How about yours?
That's the way I like it and I'll never get bored.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
Somebody once asked could I spare some change for gas
I need to get myself away from this place
I said yep, what a concept
I could use a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running
Didn't make sense not to live for fun
Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb
So much to do so much to see
So what's wrong with taking the back streets
You'll never know if you don't go
You'll never shine if you don't glow.
Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play
Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold
>>7600111
>He gets to grabbing buckets and stuff.
Yeah! We just gotta convince them that this place is better than their place. Might a be a little hard though.
Alsoooo...
Can you like... Make more bones? Like via magic? Might make growing stuff easier.
>>7600114
(I trying dude but.... Shit just keeps getting worse and worse. I have two driving things in life: writing, and hatred. They're basically robbing me of the first one and I just....
Idk man, I'll try to hold out till the end of the year at least.)
Can't say I have. My diet has always been nothing but fruits, berries, and candy.
.... I can already hear Colress having an aneurism.
(I really gotta go, their voices are starting to raise.)
(See ya dude, I'll refrain from kms'ing)
>>7600034
>>7600114
(Please no suicides, at this or any other point in time)
IP HQ in Castelia raided, finally
Cipher remnants in Orre raided and shipped off to Unova
Rogue IP suicide bombs the isolationist's oil rig and fail
Rogue IP attempt a direct attack on the rig and fail again
Guarding IP dumbasses for hours
A Zorua and a Gengar infiltrate the frigate, have some weird agenda, are also powerful trainers
Zorua dead, tried to talk and croaked
Gengar IDK
Also something ongoing about pawns, chessboards and a treasure hunt
>>7600175
No, but I'm pretty sure you can make one via 'magic'.
>Wonkâ˘
...But uh, no. I can go like, get some, though. I've got plenty left over and know where I can get more.
>>7600231
Policefag reporting.
IP HQ is yielding intel, albeit not as much as the leaked documents some resourceful people dug up.
Cipher remnants are in custody but they're surprisingly tight-lipped.
Rogue IP assets are not in Unovan custody, somebody else picked them up.
No idea what that flying frigate's current status is other than 'still in the air despite half the world's best efforts'.
>>7600252
>He leans in a little.
How big?
>He laughs and holds the buckets.
So are we using the skimmer or do you have something new?
And... Yeah corpses would make good mulch. I know a guy who knows plants better than I do. I gotta try talking to him sometime.
>>7600316
>Yanmega flutters by
Scouted out around the place, and I didn't see anything yet.
The horizon is clear for miles.
You guys planning something interesting to do with this place?
>>7600265
Of course, after all this shit the only ones willing to stick to Cipher are the real diehards.
I promise you will get these rogue IP assets on time, as long nothing catastrophic happens.
And at this point it's "still in the air despite half the world's best efforts and half it's crew worst luck"
>>7600316
>Bones is once again, very reminiscent of an eggplant.
Y-yknow, decently big..
>Coughâ˘
Aaaanyways, we could probably just load up the skiff, it's got plenty of space on deck. The boneyards generally got at least a few fresh corpses in it as well, so maybe we could swing through there and have a look.
>>7600231
(Zoruas body was twitching in medbay but was subsequently ignored so I took it as a subtle fuck off)
So I'm like way out of fucking Orre borders.
Truck is dead. Guy I bought gasoline from sold me half gasoline half lime soda.
Gonna see if I can leg it the next three miles to this base.
Praying for fucking gasoline or something in this base or I'm blasting my brains out with one of the few remaining shells I have
If anyone has any questions I don't have anything better to do.
>>7600380
(I noticed that, but not IC)
(Maybe try again?)
>>7600380
(Yeah, literally nobody was in the medbay at the time. But there's a seal there now at the very least)
>>7600362
We're gonna try to turn it in a safe haven for pokemon. We're gonna go pick some supplies and maybe new recruits up.
Do you want to come with us?
>>7600376
Gotta see it sometime~
>He elbows him and pulls him to the skiff and helps load it up.
Sounds good to me. Let's try to avoid using pokemon corpses because well... I don't wanna piss off any potential ghost buddies.
>>7600423
(Colress is always watching though, that bastard and his coffee lust)
>>7600435
Sure.
I certainly wouldn't mind.
I can carry both supplies and pokemon, if needed.
>>7600400
You will easily find more diesel than gasoline there, maybe one of the vehicles is in working conditions and you can dump the truck.
>>7600435
>>7600376
>Tree waves from the center of the courtyard and keeps watching the main entrance
>Still ingrained into the ground and nearly impossible to tell that he was anything other than a Tree to anyone who doesn't know he is there
>>7600480
(Either he wasn't on or everything was just going down in the wrong area of the ship.
What we're saying is, try again now)
>>7600492
Yeah I really hope I don't end up fucking dead out here.
What's everything like out there? I heard the IP got fucked over and there's some important chess match going on?
>>7600435
..m-maybe later.
>AHEMâ˘
Yeah let's uh, not do that.
The last thing we need is a bunch of ghastly angry with us.
>Chucks a sled onto the skiff, just in case.
>>7600486
Come along then! Everything should be able to fit on the skiff thingy but you can help us convince people to come over.
>>7600497
>Pat tree and leave.
>>7600541
>Toss stuff aboard skiff and hop on.
All ready I think!
>>7600533
Policefag reporting.
Intel emerged indicating that IP has been compromised at all levels by hostile nongovernmental assets.
The investigation turned up an assassination list.
The Unovan government's investigation quickly turned into an active firefight and raid on their HQ in Castelia. It was a long and bloody night, and luckily nobody managed to snipe my limping ass.
Last I checked the rest of the Big 7 was waffling on whose side to come down on.
Alola, at least, wants to try to stay neutral. We'll see how long that lasts.
flick
>>7600577
Alrighty then.
>Hop up into the captains chair and start er up.
>Hopefully.
>>7600533
Since the HQ raid? Yeah, they fell right into the abandoned oil rig trap, twice. Still got to paint the isolationists as terrorists so shit still isn't too well there and I hope those were all the agents in the area.
>>7600603
I should know buddy I've been helping with a lot of that. I'm glad what I'm doing has been helping.
>Alola wants to stay neutral.
Probably because of Anabel or whatever.
Do we have any confirmation that Looker is part of the bad side? I always thought that guy was really cool when I was a kid.
Also glad the military hasn't NUKED ME yet. They did send a fucking hit squad after me at that last base.
>>7600627
That's good I'm glad what I'm doing is helping.
Anyone got any info on a base called Creech? The docs I'm looking call it Nellis Air Force Base a few times too. Maps or layout or anything is helpful.
>>7600614
>Watch him work this fuggin thing.
>Really gotta do that in case we need a future escape.
>>7600614
>The engine kicks on with a whirr, and we're off to the boneyard.
>Cause it's slightly closer.
>Denoted by the grey outline and edgy skull and crossbones on the map.
>>7600380
( I would have played but I had to go to work. Gotta pay for my ramen somehow, and the company has a zero-tolerance policy on no-call-no-shows )
>>7600613
Fuschiafag here.
How's it going? Haven't seen you around here lately.
>>7600710
Maybe we should check out the S.S. Libra before we hit up the Oasis Spot. Aaaand maybe check out the rock one too?
What do you think?
>>7600291
(Hooooly shit almost gave myself a heart attack. Fucking creepy ass squeaky doors man.)
>He pulls him close, head resting against the crook of the neck
Hmm. I look forward to it.
>A hand runs along the spine
Tell me.... How do you feel about a truth or dare stream?
>>7600745
C-can I play, N-senpai?
>squeaky mouse noises
>>7600656
Not that we knew of, there's a good chance that he is the 100kr agent told to stay out of IP activities.
Wasn't Looker teamed up with Anabel, anyway?
...wait what goddamn military?
>Anyone got any info on a base called Creech? The docs I'm looking call it Nellis Air Force Base a few times too
They're two different bases actually.but relatively close air force bases, 45 miles in between.
Creech specialized in unmanned aerial vehicles, Nellis was the big one in the whole area with all the higher command and training.
>Uploading...
>Creech_layout.png
>Nellis_layout.png
>>7600730
I have not been here before
>>7600741
Yeah, we might want to stop and check for anyone hiding out in the hull, see if they could use a lift.
Definitely wanna check out the Rock spot too.
>>7600780
Danger noodle Reporting in
>>7600780
>>7600805
Hello Grass snek I am poison snek
>>7600773
As far as I know they were teamed up yeah. Something weird about Anabel rising ranks REALLY fast though.
Like, faster than is legally allowed as far as I understand. I'm not brushed up on IP law or whatever.
Well, they tried to send a hit squad after me. Might have been military might have been mercs. I took them out either way.
Thank you, it must be Creech I'm heading up on, sorry about that.
>Uploaded fuckinghatesand.jpg
Probably another few hours until I get there.
>>7600822
Hello Poison Snek I am Water Snek
>>7600785
This is sooooo fun. Best thing about being ghosts is that we can help sooooooo many people!
>Watch him pilot the thing.
>>7600764
Certainly. The plan was to get the crew together for a fun little game, hosted by Streambro, questions/dares asked by thread and filtered by him.
>>7600745
(haha you alright man? i hope everythings okay down there)
>he laughs a little
yeah truth or dare is okay with me as long as they dont make me eat your hair with some ranch dressing or something
how are we gonna do it?
>>7600856
I might not stick around so don't worry about it
life is alright, just boring
QUICK
WHY IS THIS SAUSAGE THING ON FIRE
ITS TAIL IS ON FIRE AND I DONT UNDERSTAND
I KICKED IT AWAY AND IT HASNT RESPONDED
ALL IT DOES IS MAKE A VERY CONSISTENT VOCALIZATION
>>7600845
>>7600847
Yeah, second best thing that ever happened to me.
>Just about to the boneyard, should be there in a couple minutes.
>>7600957
whats it look like my extraterrestrial pal
>>7600874
(I mean.... Relatively alright? I'm not actively staring down the belladonna and thinking of recipes so. That's a start. Kinda sucks that I have to sneak around and steal my own shit just to cope with my shitty life though.)
Hm... The stream guy is going to be managing the questions and dares, so I doubt eating my hair will be necessary. I was thinking of using the game lounge- it seems fitting for a stream. All we really have to do is herd the willing crew members in.
>>7600984
...You mind if I join in?
>>7600826
Me neither, but that's a mystery for another day. Hopefully.
Oh yeah, and sorry to any listening/reading ground types but fuck sand. Especially after that one night.
>>7600872
>>7600874
Good thing I have been carrying a camera for this, and definitely not to incriminate myself yesterday.
Yeah, no weird fetishy stuff going through.
>>7600971
I DO NOT UNDERSTAND THIS GIFT
I THREW IT AWAY
OH
IT WAS AN EXPLOSIVE
>>7601022
Not at all. Anyone on the Frigate is welcome to join.
Last calls for the Truth and Dare stream, friends. Once it starts its too late.
>>7601030
I'll meet the rest of you in the game lounge in a bit.
>>7601057
Well. That's an unfortunate surprise.
Are you alright, buddy?
Did somebody throw it at you, or did you find it and poke at it?
>>7601139
IT WAS ON MY SHIP
THERE WAS MORE BUT I PUT IT OUT
CAN YOU GET ANY USE OUT OF THIS STUPID STUFF?
>>7601154
I can if he can't.
>>7601154
Hello mister who are you?
>>7601154
I'm a member of a radical organization. I could get use out of it, but Bones could use it more effectively: >>7601177
I'd rather keep things that go boom off the ship, knowing my general luck.
>>7601137
I'm in, sir. On my way.
>>7600962
>Whoops he zoned out.
Boneyard? Second? I'm the first, huh?
>>7601177
I WILL DROP IT OFF AT YOUR
CASTLE THING
I AM FEELING GENEROUS DO YOU NEED ANYTHING ELSE
THIS SCOUTING MISSION IS BORING
>>7601184
I AM THETA-87721345-GALAXY CLASS SCOUT-ECS445
THETA IS FINE
>>7601204
I WILL GIVE IT TO HIM
HAVE FUN WITH YOUR THINGS
>>7601239
>greek letter name
...Brother?
>>7601212
..Yup.
>Blushuâ˘
We're uh, here, by the way.
>Turn off the engine and gesture out to the field of sand and bones.
>>7601239
Thank you very much, I'm not sure what else to ask for, if anytihng, though.
>>7601137
Reading the technical stuff here.
>>7601204
Knowing our luck a random Fletchling would probably land on deck, walk all the way to whenever it is stored, light all of it and then get revealed as yet another complicated plot to steal Colress' coffee.
>>7601253
Cute.
What's the second?
>Hop into the sand of the boneyard.
Cooooool.
>>7601239
Cool hello theta do you want to be my friend?
>>7601267
Shushhhh, uh, the second was becoming a ghost.
>Dismount skiff
Well, take your pick. Plenty of bones and dead ass things to choose from.
>>7601253
IF YOU THINK OF ANYTHING THE OFFER IS ON THE PROVERBIAL TABLE
>>7601264
HAHA
THE ABDUCTION RUSE WAS A.........DISTACTION
I HASS THE COFFEE
>>7601274
YES WE CAN BE FRIENDS
...CHITINOUS BEING
WHAT IS YOUR DESIGNATION
>>7601305
You're asking my name right? Well i'm nina
>>7601305
>>7601329
YES NINA
IT IS NICE TO MEET YOU
WHAT DO YOU DO
WHAT IS YOUR PURPOSE
>>7601349
IT WAS HUMOR
I AM NOT LIKE MY PREVIOUS VERSION
HE WAS
AN ASSHOLE
>>7601301
...Mind if I ask how you died? Orrrrrr how all together?
>Gather up bones.
>Roll to disturb any ghosts.
>A certain brionne is pushed over to the game room on a hospital bed by a certain alolan raichu.
>>7601369
It's nice to meet you too theta, what do i do? Well i'm a kid an mama takes care of me, i don't know my purpose honestly
Alright, is everyone who wants to join in on truth or dare here?
I'll give another... Hm. Ten post? I half believe Gladion fell asleep, so... If that's the case we'll just let him jump in when he wakes up.
>>7601407
Chuckles, reporting in.
>>7601369
I like you, buddy.
Can't argue about your predecessor being an asshole, though. I hope you don't have any hard feeling towards me and my friends due to our last, ahem, exchange with him.
>>7601407
I'm game.
>>7601395
YOU ARE AN EARTH CREATURE
PURPOSE COMES TO EARTH CREATURES SLOWLY
I WAS MADE WITH ONE
AND I HAVE FULFILLED IT
I HAVE MAPPED THIS PLANET FIFTY TIMES OVER
I AM BORED
>>7601454
DO NOT WORRY
I HAVE HIS MEMORIES
I WOULD NOT DO SOMETHING SO STUPID
WE ARE FRIENDS?
>>7601407
I SUPPOSE I WILL SUBMIT QUESTIONS?
>>7601384
Mining accident, was shipped here from alola as an egg back when they were still active around here. Company had me working deep inside and some slackjawed inbred fucktard set off the charges while I was placing them.
Basically, I got my face blown off and then crushed under the rubble.
Next thing I know, I'm in the middle of the mineshaft and a lot different than I used to be.
That's about it really, worked me hard and blew me up one day.
>>7601407
I'm a lewd mother fucker but i'm also drunk so i dont know if i'll pass out soon or not
>>7601407
Four more posts until we start! Stream bro, do you have an idea of how this will work out?
>>7601494
Fuschiafag here, come crash with me and Vapey.
>>7601475
Duuuuuude, that's really crappy.
>Kiss the boyfriend.
Are you happier now? Working a mine sounds like it would have been pretty cruddy.
>>7601466
Can I hug you?
Do you wanna come chill on the frigate?
>>7601525
Personally I'd like one or two more players but I think this will turn out great. In theory.
Also I'd like Gladion awake and here to complete the "we're still alive, bitches" group but I'm not risking his wrath.
>>7601542
It wasn't all bad, every now and then I'd find a really nice gemstone. Still have most of them.
>Smooch the Royal Plush bf
I'm definitely much happier now though.
>>7601561
>Suddenly Porygon out of nowhere
Am I too late for the game?
>>7601561
Ah. I suppose this first game can be us figuring out how we'll set it up. Such a thing is easier with less people, right?
Game two can be 'drunk and brutal: entire crew edition'.
(I'm basically restricted to night posting for a while, so I suppose everyone can have a bigger, more fun version a different time, I just kinda wanted to see how this first one went)
>>7601589
Not at all.
>>7601567
If you ever want any help I can give it a shot. I'm not too afraid of getting smashed by anything. If we sell off lots of cool gems we'd have toooons of money to buy stuff.
>Receive smoochification.
Aw, I love you.
>Kiss the boyfriendo.
>Get back to picking up bones.
>>7601556
IF I AM ALLOWED
I WOULD RATHER NOT INSULT YOU WITH MY PRESENCE
>>7601618
All right, sounds like a plan. So ah... what first?
>>7601618
Yeah, that works. Guess I'll jump on the big one as well.
Hang on...
>>7601633
I have no issues with it, stream has not yet started.
Starting in one minute
>Announcements sent
>>7601651
THANK YOU
>BEAM ONTO FRIGATE DECK
WHERE IS THE PARTY AT
>>7601643
>>7601651
Hmmm... I suppose I can start. I'll take a... Truth?
>>7601624
I don't really mine much anymore, aside from that tunnel, but thank you. And, ah, I've still got that 20kP from the other day, if we need it.
I love you more, my King. heh
>Helps collect bones and gets some larger ones for more craft-y purposes
>>7601675
Game lounge, close to the deck.
>Stream begins
>>7601680
For a start, one that just got to my head:
"It is true that you have been spotted drinking all the oran juice at 5 AM?"
Truth for anyone
What's your deepest, darkest, most secret fetish?
>>7601719
THANK YOU
>>7601680
IS IT TRUE THAT
UH
YOU HAVE KISSED THE FRY MANY TIMES?
>>7601721
MY WHAT?
>>7601719
...yes. It was uh.... After a surgery. I was not in the best mindset. I did not realize I had been caught.
>(turn order of N, Zeta, Theta, Ray, Chuckles, John okay?)
>>7601711
Ooh yeah we do have all that money. We should see about fancying the castle up or something.
No, no, no. My queeeen, your eyes are as beautiful as the most deep dark purple nebulae. And your face, like an eggplant. Kehehe. You truly are the most beautiful.
>Roll to touch his hand while picking up a bone together.
>Sandslash wakes up near the S.S. Libra wreck
>must have been sleep digging again
Well this is weird, I thought I fell asleep at Bones' camp...
>>7601789
>No, no, no. My queeeen, your eyes are as beautiful as the most deep dark purple nebulae. And your face, like an eggplant. Kehehe. You truly are the most beautiful.
What have I woke up to?
>>7601763
(fine by me)
>>7601737
Ahahaha calm down, calm down.
>>7601747
And we got a first confession!
>>7601719
(Rules
Turn order is indicated by a list- N, Zeta, Theta, Ray, Chuckles, John. That way everyone has a turn and it doesn't matter how many players are. And since it's Streambro and the audience choosing truths and dares instead of the players, there's little in the way of issues arising from the same person choosing the same truths/dares for the same person.
Also, streambro gets final say as to who gets what truth/dare. There can be a million submissions for one turn, but streambro has final pick.
Taken from discord so we're all on the same page)
>>7601813
...Uh, weeeee're... Collecting mulch to maaaaake a farm and we're gonna recruit pokemon to take to our castle.
Duh?
>>7601819
>>7601823
So I'm next, then?
...Ah, truth.
>>7601823
(aye)
>>7601845
For this one I'll let the audience do the pick. It would be unfair from me to make up a truth since I had to read his entire memory.
>A stumbles into the courtyard and sits in front of Tree looking to use the shade made by him to rest from the desert heat
>Wood Hammer
>>7601841
...Castle?
Where is it? I've never seen any castles in Orre.
At least none that I didn't build way back when, but those never stood for too long anyway. Sandstorms are a bitch sometimes.
>>7601878
(fug meanr to say Sandile stumbles in to the courtyard)
>>7601881
...It depends on context, but... yes, I do find them a bit... unnerving...
>>7601882
Thatzzzzzzz lewd.
>>7601881
This one gets my vote.
>>7601895
And we get a reply almost immediately!
Next up is our visitor from outer space, Theta the Beheeyem
>>7601912
UH
I WILL BE ADVENTUROUS
CAN I PICK DARE
>>7601912
For Theta: is it true you like Dusknoirs?
>>7601789
Yeah, we probably should spruce up the place.
>Maximum eggplant: achieved.
S-shushhh. I'm nooot.
>>7601813
>>7601890
>Notice sandslash
U-uh.
Hi there.
For Theta: Show us your best martian boogie
>>7601890
Uh, we'll show you when we get back. We're grabbing mulch and then gonna try to recruit some buds.
Wanna help?
>>7601928
>Smooch the boyfriend.
Cut it out, dude don't be gay in front of Slash.
>>7601923
Sample John's booze, buddy.
It's pretty good.
>>7601923
>>7601924
Looks like this one will have to wait
>>7601931
"Show us your best martian boogie". Theta, lets see your interpretation of this request.
>>7601935
That might be a bit too dangerous considering previous Beheeyem visits.
>>7601931
>>7601949
I WILL COMBINE THESE?
>>7601953
AH OKAY
>THETA DOES A LITTLE DANCE
>MOSTLY INVOLVING HOPPING BETWEEN LEGS AND FLASHING THE LIGHTS ON ITS FINGERS
IS THIS OKAY?
>>7601973
Let's put a soundtrack to this and have an one 'mon disco, dare fulfilled!
Next up is Ray the Alolan Raichu and overall personification of chill.
>>7601973
'Chu got rhythm, bro! Niiice!
A'ight, like, I'll take a truth for this first round.
>>7601944
..You're the one kissing me, though.
>Smooch the cute plushyboy back
>>7602001
So how good ARE those Alolan pancakes?
>>7602001
Is it true that you store food in your cheeks for later?
>>7601928
>waves claw
Hello Bones.
>>7601944
I would help but I've got important Sandslash business to attend to, sorry.
>Cut it out, dude don't be gay in front of Slash.
I mean...I'm not gonna judge or anything...at worst I'll tease you guys a little.
Anyway yeah, important sanding and slashing to do.
I'll catch you guys later.
>excitedly digs away
>>7602008
>>7602027
>>7602028
These are all great question but I will go with:
"Is it true that you store food in your cheeks for later?"
>>7602009
Dude you just kissed me! How gay is that?
>Kiss him back.
I think we have enough bones. Wanna move on?
>>7602033
Take care!! See ya back at the castle I guess?
>>7602061
>( avatarfagging is not my strong suit)
Chuckles, 'chu're up!
>>7602061
>>7602063
And there you go, a two for one!
Next one is Chuckles, the Brionne and up and coming singer.
>>7602063
>>7602079
Arright! Ah, I think I'm gonna go with a truth first.
>>7602079
>>7602083
W-w-wait, singer?! I-I mean, I'm good but I'm not THAT good...
>>7601999
>>7602001
THANK YOU
>>7602083
IS IT TRUE YOU CAN SING ANYTHING?
>>7602083
Did you prefer being gender swapped?
>>7602083
kantofag here, do you like fish sticks?
>>7602058
Pretty gay, I'd say.
>Is kissu'd.
Heh, yeah, we should probably get going.
>>7602096
All you need is some more self esteem.
>>7602093
>>7602097
>>7602103
>>7602112
A good round of options again but the rules are rules and the question is:
"Did you prefer being gender swapped?"
>>7602116
>Put bonebuckets aboard skiff and hop on.
Oh, do you have anywhere we can... stow these?
Might not make a convincing argument to get any joiners if we look like we just killed some people,
>Also help Bones on board.
>>7602121
Well... uh, I honestly don't really mind either way. I mean... nothing really changes much for us Brionne other than equipment.
B-but no seriously, I'm going in to be a nurse, not a singer...
>>7602147
Interesting answer.
I have no doubt that you're going to do well as a nurse.
Gimme a hard truth, you beautiful bastards.
>>7602147
And you've got it, unsealed the seal. It is always good to have a well set plan, and I wish you luck in your career.
>>7602162
Heard him, truth it is.
>>7602162
.... do you prefer your brother as a human or poke
>>7602143
>Board the skiff with cuddly plushy assistance
Uh, they would probably fit in the chest you got the chair out of yesterday.
>Hop into the captains chair and attempt to start the rustbucket up
This stuff is nice to watch while trudging through the sand.
>>7602162
Anyway, is it true you had the most soul crushingly boring job in the world?
>>7602162
What's the biggest mood whiplash you've ever experienced?
>>7602175
Cool!
>Stow bonebuckets away.
>Whistle a tune and come up back to the captain's chair.
We ready to go?
>>7602191
Yeah, just gotta get it running.
>Attempt #2
>Yank the starter cord a bit harder
>>7602162
Do you sometimes wish you were a Pokemon, too?
>>7602211
>Aaaaand the handle popped off and I clocked myself in the skullsnoot
If your questions doesn't get picked, remember that there are always more rounds.
>>7602173
>>7602179
>>7602182
This will be hard to pick from. let's go with the question from our man at Orre:
"is it true you had the most soul crushingly boring job in the world?"
>>7602211
>>7602217
>He runs- floats over and pats his snoot.
You alright? Do we need to fix this thing?
>>7602179
>>7602218
I worked as an accountant in an inter-regional import and export firm. There wasn't a single member of my department who didn't have a mental disorder or substance abuse problem.
So, yes.
Screens full of numbers to doublecheck, making sure that dumb tourist trinkets got in on time.
Back to N, right?
>>7602231
Y-yeah I'm fine, I just gotta tie it back on.
>Do so
>Attempt #3
>Start you old rickety piece of shit
>>7602237
Arceus, glad you're out of there, buddy.
Sorry if I'm out for the rest of the night, have a good time, guys.
>>7602237
Yes. I'll be taking a truth well.
>>7602237
Compared to your old coworkers we're all paragons of mental health. Didn't knew it was that bad, damn.
Indeed, N is back at the forefront.
>>7602271
Do you have a thing against eating beans?
>>7602271
(As well. Tfw you type faster than your phone can keep up with)
>>7602271
is true that your hair is made of lettuce
>>7602271
re asking my question from earlier
marriage
when
>>7602261
Dooooo we need to check the engines?
>>7602271
Got any guilty pleasures? Shitty music, junk food, an embarrassing hobby?
>>7602261
>FOUR TIMES.
>I really need to put an electric starter on this heap.
>Once more, with gusto.
-Bones
>>7602305
...Maybe.
Probably.
Yes.
>>7602282
Picking this question because it has been bothering me as well.
>>7602286
>>7602269
(I don't know if the rest are up for further than round 2. I will be taking questions that went unanswered if you don't mind and no one is making)
>>7602314
It can't be rocket science. Sooo... Where are the engines, how do we fix 'em?
>>7602319
(Ray and John are game)
>>7602319
(Chuckles and Zeta here, I don't mind.)
>>7602319
(Theta's rper probably going to sleep soon, this was fun though.)
>>7602296
>He fiddles with something in his right pocket
Well-
>>7602319
.... Beans? I'm not sure I understand... I eat jelly beans and several other kinds when I actually sit down for meals.... Am I missing something?
(I'm still game, might have to find a phone charger or steal my pc)
>>7602353
>Hop off capp'n chair and pulls open a little trapdoor behind it
>The engine's right there, looking shitty, like usual.
I have no idea what's wrong with it.
>>7602397
>He leans in.
Hell I don't know.
>He leans in more and blows some dust and sand off.
Maybe we should buy some new ones. You think that fixed it?
>>7602392
A few pounds, to be honest.
Next up is Zeta.
>>7602390
(Good night)
>>7602392
...All right then.
Well, I'm not sure what to say about that since I understand little about organics and their need for organic feul, so... I'm just going to go ahead and request a truth.
>>7602390
(Night. ...Should we just skip over Theta then?)
>>7602438
what sort of modifications would you give yourself if you had no restrictions
>>7602438
You're not super-familiar with us meaty folks and you use the internet a ton.
I have to ask, what have you seen while cruising from place to place that you just can't understand why it exists?
>>7602427
..Yeah I really should scrap this thing.
And uh, no it's probably internal issues...
>Perception check to not be stupid
>>7602438
>>7602466
Let's go with this question:
"What sort of modifications would you give yourself if you had no restrictions"
>>7602487
Hmm...
>Perception check to help the poor bones.
>>7602490
...If I had no restrictions?
...I assume such restrictions would include silly, limiting things like logic. So I'd give myself, ah, quite a bit more firepower, perhaps some more defensive capabilities, more processing power, and...
A mouth. With functioning taste sensors. Because I really want to find out more about this hidden fifth sense that I can't readily access but you biologicals keep lauding on and on about.
>>7602545
Alright, since Theta's sitting this round out, like, I'm up.
Gimme a dare, bros.
>>7602511
>Engine fiddle-y diddles
>Pls work
>Check over my shoulder
..Uhm, Stitch? What are you staring at?
>>7602569
I dare you to see how many grapes will fit in your cheeks
>>7602569
i dare you to
fuckin
show your junk off
>>7602483
Saving this question for a third round, hypothetical as it is. Or maybe the next episode.
>>7602545
Personally being able to see is more important but yeah, you're missing out.
Next up would be Theta but his planet needed him so up comes Ray.
>>7602573
Uh...
>Point at random screw.
Does that need to be tightened?
>>7602569
Drink a bottle of alcohol, sans the bottle. Using only your telekinesis.
>>7602593
This one will very surely get asked in episode 2 "drunk n' loud" edition. Saved until then
>>7602574
Thus, the grapes. If we have grapes, that is.
>>7602589
Oh, yeah, that might help.
>Screw it down tight
>>7602626
Hopefully that works. Wanna give it a shot now?
>>7602623
>Ray putters off...
>And comes back with grapes.
>'lil bastard gets up to an even twenty-four, cheeks pudged out like a damn Raticate.
Mmm. Hmhmmm?
>>7602642
Yeah, I hope so.
>Get up and yank on the starter again
>>7602643
Well, that's one way to do it.
Anyways, I'm gonna go with a truth.
>>7602643
So the myths are true, there is a deeper connection between Alolan Raticates and Raichus.
Twenty four grapes ah ha ha ha.
Chuckles is next.
>>7602662
>Hop up and down.
We're live! Onto the next zone!
>>7602670
... Do you resent the Type: Nulls?
>>7602679
Hahah, about time it works.
>Shuts the door over it and hops back in the chair
Now uh, where were we going next?
>>7602678
DO YOU LIKE FISH STICKS
>>7602692
>>7602714
Let's go with Chuckles preferences on fish sticks. Someone really wants to know about the fish sticks.
Fish sticks
Fish
Sticks
>>7602696
Oaaaaaaaasis Pokespot! Gotta get some new recruits!
>>7602740
>slaps short ass
>>7602740
Right, right. Let's get going then.
>And we're off, again.
>And this engine is not turning off until we get home.
>>7602748
>Slap with flame wheel
>>7602737
Eh, they're all right. I mean... pretty much every other style of fish is better, but when there's nothing else...
...Besides, I prefer my shafts made out of other kinds of meat.
>>7602766
I was gonna lay a curse on the guy but you did damn good.
>WOO WOO
>PARTY SKIFF
>SCREAM
WE'RE COMING FOR YOU POKEMON!
>>7602778
Dang.
>John chuckles.
Alright, it's my turn and I'm taking a dare this round.
>>7602778
Surprisingly direct answer from Chuckles.
>>7602798
And here to close round 2.
(going to call it a night soon)
>>7602798
i dare you to stay under the type null + Silvally pile for as long as possible
>>7602798
Make out with Ray
>>7602788
l o u d holy shit
I wasn't aware I was dating a banshee.
Not that I mind, of course.
>>7602798
I dare you to poke N five times.
>>7602833
Anon, why?
>>7602830
Oops I'll chill.
>Be very silent.
>Think about booty.
>>7602798
KISS THE CHU
>>7602815
Bite the seal.
>>7602798
S T R I P. D A N C E.
>>7602885
But why tho
>>7602875
No, no, you're fine.
>Poke
We'll be there in a couple minutes.
>>7602899
>THROWS A WATER BALLOON AT
>>7602798
'Eat' the Seals fish stick
>>7602823
I'm pretty sure that would be a bone crushing experience.
>>7602833
And this would be dangerous for other reasons.
>>7602829
I really don't need to see that currently.
>>7602875
But it gets the popular vote. The kiss it is.
>>7602902
What's up booty- babe?
Cool. You think they'll come with us?
>>7602909
>John goes for kisses on the 'chu's cheeks.
>squeaky mouse sounds
>ZAP
Ow. I thin' ma' tongue is numb.
>D3 to E5.
>Movement happening now.
>>7602924
I'm not sure, maybe.
I don't really come out this way much, so I don't know how things are here.