/sug/ - Steven Universe General
April Fools Edition
Last Thread: >>7567314
[NEW RELEASES]
>New weekly episodes
Feb. 10: "The New Crystal Gems" at 7pm EST
Feb. 17: "Storm in the Room" at 6:45pm EST
Feb. 24: "Rocknaldo" at 7pm EST
- Source: http://thegeekiary.com/sug/41241
Mar. 03: "Tiger Philanthropist" (?)
- Source: https://su-g.pw/qs367
>5 page preview for the new comic that releases on Wednesday
http://ew.com/books/2017/02/02/steven-universe-comic-exclusive/
>Upcoming art book 'Art and Origins' available for pre-order
http://www.abramsbooks.com/product/steven-universe-art-origins_9781419724435/
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p: https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes: https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
Streaming: https://marebucks.com/sun/
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2 minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/57130-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
Gem titties
Here we go.
Requesting Steven in this shirt
Eh? Do old threads get instantly deleted here or something?
>>7587942
Reminder that SU is low quality SJW porn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j38aX4JxINQ
>>7588403
Ess jay dubyus salted my fields and rendered my crops inedible.
So the thread got deleted before my question got answered, is the Cinnabarbie Jasper daki still on sale? When I type it into Google, it brings up the print, but typing it into cinnabarbie's search brings up the daki
>>7588653
Seems like it
https://cinnabarbie.com/product/jasper-daki/
Hey /trash/ is it normal for all the archieved trash threads to temporarily lose all their images? Is that just something that happens every once in a while?
Will it fix itself?
>>7588739
Desuarchive is shit at that kind of thing.
I actually found another archive site called b-stats but it doesn't have a searching menu.
>>7588773
But like will it fix itself eventually or should I look for another way to get the image I want?
Thanks for the answer.
>>7588788
If the site isn't acknowledging it as a problem, it's just one of the many flaws of desu.
B-stats may help but you have to do the classic go through archived threads to find old ones.
Love you /sug/
Anyone have a full sized version of this image?
>>7587995
kill yourself
>>7588947
>>7588970
Oh, well Sunibee went and deleted everything
>>7589082
I mean, I always look at it with the two cakes mindset, so I hope he comes back around
>>7589089
Well they're still making art, it's just hard to tell since they delete so much of it.
>>7588443
Goddamn those Ass Jews.
>april fools
Why?
I just watched the clip that was released and I am fucking angry. THEY DIDNT BRING BACK THE FUCKING RUBIES. THAT WAS THE ONLY THING I WAS LOOKING FORWARD TO
>>7589446
They brought them back and then integrated them into Earth society offscreen. Don't you like it better this way?
death to phoneposterd
He's back
He's ACTUALLY back
qt-scones
That's a quick way to get a yeast infection.
>>7588828
stop posting the same crap each thread, we know you love us but just shut the fuck up before i cook your mother and feed her to my dog.
>>7591649
J U S T
>>7591664
>OccupyDemocrats
>>7588967
You first nigger
>>7587995
>>7591768
>nigger
Even worse, he's Italian.
What if the reason WW2 didn't happen in the SU universe is because Hitler met the Crystal Gems and became a Pearlfag, which ended up clashing with his hatred of Jews and causing him to be unable to plan the invasion of Czechoslovakia?
>>7592467
>>7593113
also the colored version
>>7588403
>implying SU isn't the most redpilled show airing right now
>>7593121
What is that outfit based on?
>>7593265
No idea
>tfw no qt girlfriend you met on sug
>>7593243
SU is actually just cockteasing tumblr into believing their agendas are gonna be fulfilled.
>>7593280
Found the original. It's from Catherine.
Also they made it so you can't right click text on their tumblr. What is the point of that?
>>7593265
looks like Catherine
it is
>>7593305
basically they're retarded
>>7588947
The killing yourself is justified in this case
How are you feeling today /sug/?
>>7594601
Something wrong?
>>7594726
Everything
>>7594799
Wanna talk about it?
>>7594826
Elves
>>7594846
>>7594883
Just think about it, there's a timeline where elves are real and they aren't being persecuted. Just makes my blood boil.
Do you ever get lonely
even when you're around people?
>>7595620
Sometimes. Do you ever get fooled by traps?
Do you ever try to reach for the moon and not end up in the stars?
Do you ever think that this store is not the best store on the citadel?
>>7595670
Rarely
Yeah
YES
why is this show's fandom super autistic? i remember they drove an artist to near suicide because she drew rose quartz thin. even the people who actually work on SU said that people are free to draw a character however they like, and the fans STILL gave the artist shit for it. thanks tumblr
>>7595720
Here's what you gotta understand.
Tumblr /=/ Fandom
Hand over the meep morps.
Hey /sug/, I'm almost finished watching Voyager. Is Deep Space Nine any good?
>>7595866
It's okay, highly overrated, but somehow is more cult classicy than other Star Treks. It's...different.
http://i2.pixiv.net/img-original/img/2017/02/07/16/11/52/61327533_p0.png
>>7596081
You can't actually hotlink pixiv images anymore, also can't manga_big single images
>>7596139
http://rule34-data-006.paheal.net/_images/03902d839ec509648304fb6339825346/2098421%20-%20Pearl%20Steven_Quartz_Universe%20Steven_Universe.png
damn
>>7595620
I get lonely especially around people
Not to mention the crippling fear I have of others
>>7595815
http://pastebin.com/VcEkDSkP
Here you go
https://youtu.be/tzUdEtQaLp0
Happy Lappy
>>7593243
>http://www.themarysue.com/steven-universe-rebecca-sugar/
Uhh...right...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzUdEtQaLp0
Bumbo want coin.
>>7597812
*coin*
Sad, that I am the last one to post in /sug/ trash threads.
>>7597892
I'm here
Dude porn or whatever man
>>7592534
You can't unweaponize autism friend.
Hitler was High-Test autism.
America was probably just quarantined.
>>7598114
BUY AN AK-47
If Pinocchio Says "My nose will grow now", what will happen?
>>7598284
The blue fairy smackes him upside the head
>>7598284
He turns into a black hole
>>7596754
>he's really saved my life
>saved my life
Sucrose please don't commit suicide ever
>>7598463
If there is no Sugar, what is the point of living?
She is the beacon of love and hope that we need in this world. We need more people like her here.
n o w
I'm still salty that they don't have the rubies
>>7598994
It's a flashback to the meme team's wacky and completely hilarious shenanigans so there's still hope.
which gem should i fap to
>>7599527
Your favorite gem.
>>7599545
stevonnie it is then
>>7599527
Jasper
>>7599825
too late
>>7598151
Okay.
>>7598463
No, he literally saved her life.
Steven Universe is a true story.
Did a lil doodle today
>>7601236
What am I looking at? It looks like Uboa in the form of a comedy/tragedy mask coming into our dimension through demonic ooze.
>>7601236
It's laps but a demon and oozey shit
>>7593243
Imagine being this desperate to avoid admitting that you're watching an ess jay dubyu show.
>>7593637
Eh?
>>7595720
Wasn't that just people from the homestuck fandom who followed her? At least that's what she said.
I have a thread all to myself.
Futanari, gay, and guro are niche shit fetishes.
Straight sex, consenual sex and happiness is king
Lapis and Peridot need their characters reworked
The United States will be fine.
Jasper will come back
We will have a flashback episode, but we will have townie episodes with it.
Hamburgers are better than hotdogs.
Bepis Boobie Vagrubba.
>>7602535
Wow, I was expecting a response with that. Guess I'm the only one here for real. Oh well.
Well, this is the last bump I'm doing tonight, it's already 5 in the morning.
bluh
day of the rope soon, footfags
>>7605383
Gonna need a lot of rope.
>>7588380
yea
>>7605395
200 feet should be enough.
>>7605668
Wow that's gorgeous
>>7606068
Too bad they made her into a lard bucket like almost every other fan artist tends to do.
>>7606389
changed it slightly
Sure is slow right now, though I guess in like a week things will be back to normal
>>7607551
Would you like to talk about Jasper?
>>7607592
I'd like to speculate what her personality might be after her redemption or whatever, but we don't really know enough about her. I doubt she will get a free pass like Peridot and Lapis, nor do I think she will enjoy her new life as much as them. I do not think she will become a 'Barn Mate'
>>7607843
I want to speculate about her meaty pussy
Well this thread died pretty nicely
>>7608332
>>7608332
This isn't lore friendly. Make them blue/orange/red.
ok but if you wanted wanted to date a tween, and she wanted to too, and her parents were ok with that, then why would it still illegal?
>>7608970
Because you're living in a fantasy world where all of those things would happen.
>>7608970
>>7609177
>>7609170
>new Hampshire by example lets girls as young as 13 get married with the parents consent
I'm sure you could count on your hands the number of parents who have actually let their daughters do that.
>>7609185
>>7609201
if there's a law about something it's usually cause enough people tried to do it to make regulations necessary
>>7609240
Probably back in like the 18th century and then the law was just forgotten about like so many others.
>>7609258
if the law stills in force it's usually cause it stills necessary. it isn't an ancient obscure law about horse accessories that nobody cares about anymore or anything like that
indexer what do you think? age of consent should be 13?
>>7609725
The Pillsbury DoughPearl
>>7609725
kill yourself
>>7608970
Just call it 'hanging out' and don't do anything physical until she is legal
>>7609807
I'm glad at least you haven't abandoned us
>>7610247
If you scroll up a bit, he's like 60% of the entire thread
>>7610280
In every thread since the return to /co/
>>7609725
I need this with PD and Jasper
http://pastebin.com/P6uc8ueP
My most autistic fic to date
>>7610856
Delicious fat tits.
>>7610856
kill yourself
Anybody got porn of Lars' scrumptious mom?
>>7611630
>>7611724
>>7606389
You know... if this was still the 90s, I could totally see this happening
>>7607843
She's coming back in Tiger Philanthropist. Steven learns how to uncorrupt gems and shows her the world of wrestling. She takes to it, is offered a legit wrestling job and becomes a professional wrestler
Post your face
>>7611787
How'd you get my picture?
>>7587942
canada just got the episodes one week late.
>>7612510
Fucking leafs deserve it for not streaming Beta.
hey steven, your mom gay
Need a mad Lapis
I need a hug ;-;
>>7613155
Bend over
>>7613256
No homo-love, plox.
>>7613652
Did you just assume xer gender?
>>7613666
SAtAN they use they
Googled Jasper buttplug and this is what I found
>>7612699
Can you stop spamming this retardation already? Pink Diamond stealing Rose's body and then killing her isn't just retarded and sociopathic, it's ridiculously out of character for both her and blue
Hows life everyone?
>>7614136
Eh, work and stuff. How are you? Good I hope
>>7614136
Hey did you stop updating your pastabin?
>>7613893
i google (you) and this is what i found
>>7613652
kill yourself
>>7613908
It's only here because someone posted it on /co/
how many siblings do you have
i have 2 an older and younger brother
>>7614375
3...,,,why do you want to know.....
>>7613893
kill yourself
>>7614375
None, are you fucking happy?
>>7614153
Very busy, but i got the /sug/ blues so i lurk sometimes, had a long and tiring day today
>>7614172
Yes because i am a very busy human being, i have a job, college classes, and almost no days to myself anymore, and i feel awful because i wanna make you guys feel good with content, but i'm always busy and i can't risk putting my job or college classes in the line.
Maybe in the future ill get back to writing hot steamy smutt, one day
>>7614403
What is importent is that you focus on your life first. We can wait for smut, what is impotent is your job, collage and your personal well being
Good Luck, I wish you the best
/sug/ do writers like becky create original characters?
Every character I have is a ripoff of 1-3 characters from /co/ or /a/. Granted, they're still several times more interesting and engaging than the complex but incredibly boring ones "good" writers shit out, but they're literal ripoffs
>>7614375
i have 2 an older and younger sister
>>7614485
Thank you, i hope to come back strong and sexy to give ya mates good smutt like i used to
>>7614375
I'm an only child, and presumably exactly as insane as you're imagining
>>7614136
I want to die everyday.
>>7614664
Whats wrong
>>7614664
because you breath oxygen you are dying of poisining every day
hey is pearl cock poster around
could you extend:: the shit posting to opal?
>>7614814
kys
>>7614136
my new job is okay, but I miss having free time.
I'm still not getting any writing done and I just don't have the urge to do any, knowing that I've been working for six months and haven't even writtten up to the end of act 1
>>7614715
I fell for the military meme...
>>7614865
>decent job
>something to do
>come out pumping with test and boy fluids
hows that a meme
>>7612699
No, you idiot!
>>7614897
>>7614865
Anon probably is over-stressed and finds that being a army man is not his life style, that or he is having hell in boot camp OR he is out in the playing field
Regardless, i hope he strands strong
>>7614841
You and me share the same pains, but i also got college and stuff, but basically the same as me man, hold on tight
>>7615103
this is just depressing
>>7615103
AUGH what the fuck BM
meem
Huh, for some reason images only pages now are centred and have a black background instead of white
>>7615103
IT'S
http://rule34-data-008.paheal.net/_images/c83428ea5b0db6b205398a3d0b5d393d/2099657%20-%20Dude-Doodle-Do%20Pearl%20Steven_Quartz_Universe%20Steven_Universe.jpg
>>7615795
a depressing picture of one of the most reprehensible gems on the show getting cucked
>>7615833
>parteon
>People pay for this
>>7615723
Yea it's a dumb chrome update. Dark background is good
centered is bad.
>>7615103
did Pearl cum in her own eyes
>>7615929
Also for some reason when I press the update butten instead of the thread updating downward it shoots up while I stay at the bottom of the page. Makes me loose my place
>>7615103
That's only about 11 inches tops. Is she flaccid?
>>7615955
>the position of the dicks
>black dicks
What the fuck was he thinking?
>>7615949
shes crying
>>7615970
What the fuck, it stopped
How ya holding up /sug/?
>>7616107
just fine
>>7616107
I just masturbated to some I like, so okay I guess
>>7616125
What do you mean by some you like? Someone?
>>7616125
What stuff do you like anon?
>>7616122
Good to hear anon. Life treating you well?
>>7616168
Good shit
>>7616174
I terrible lack of Mind control/corruption Steven Universe porn though. I love fic and stuff that have Pearl subcoming to her instances to serve, but there is maybe 3 fic in total that deal with that. Everything else is fragmented green texts
/sug/, where can I talk to people about writing. Obviously this isn't the place and /lit/ isn't too good either. I just want a place to bitch and grow
>>7616164
>skinny
>not being a twiggy lady
I get the appeal but why?
Also, why didn't she have long hair?
>>7616035
>he
>>7616204
hair is like clothes to them based on amethyst starting off with short hair i guess its just a personal preference
>>7616234
true enough, but you'd think a jasper would be proud of her mane. I mean, Amethyst can whip her hair back and forth hard enough to shear the claw off a crab monster and Jaspers are basically the same gem as amethysts. I'd assume Jasper would have that power too, which you kind of lose without the hair.
>>7616035
Clearly, this is one of the gem amalgamations
>>7616125
What did you cum to bro
i found my picture of peridot fucking a donut
>>7616435
I've been looking for that
https://twitter.com/whammybah/status/829466474716606464
Michaela is becoming a vlogger!! It sounds very fun!!! Please go support her vlogs!!!
>>7616435
>he thinks there's only one image like that
>>7616923
or maybe it's discount themself
>>7616923
>
i said i found MY picture not THE picture
i want more of them but i cant find any
>>7616961
there's an imgur album filled with them somewhere
>>7616844
i'm about a minute into the video and im really confused
>>7616107
I want to fucking kill myself everyday
OC! OC! OC!
Thats what they scream at you before you get the devil piss in your eyes.
>>7617495
This looks like that handsome superman meme
I wrote a negative post about being lonely and sending a message to someone but instead I did actually send them a message and deleted the text I was going to post
Anyone got a PDF of A Guide to the Crystal Gems?
>>7618331
It's in the OP anon https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw!88lmFaAD
have you already read my lapis sex brainwash greentext, nobody on /co/ likes it
Get a new thread on the ready