HG thread.
273rd EXPRESS GAMES
Let's try and keep it under 10 days this time, OK?
Rin Hoshizora
Senshougahara
>>7584330
Suz
>>7584330
Junko Enoshima
Blake Belladonna
Meme Katt
Araragi
Misha
>>7584330
Baki Hanma
Smug Magilou
>>7584330
An aryan
Chica
>>7584330
Plague Knight
>>7584330
Sylvie Paula Paula
Ash Crimson
>>7584383
>>7584330
Osamu Dazai
The First
GOAT
>>7584330
Korosensei
>>7584354
https://safebooru.org//images/1432/bb3309cd9aa5aae363ab003918d19ac2a7a96121.png?1499779
W-wait
Is this a 24 or a 36
>>7584423
>24 considering the traffic
>Mokou
>>7584330
Ayame Shaga
Tiny snek
Shii
>>7584330
Sanae's bitchin tits
>>7584330
Yuno Protector
>>7584449
>pets
>gibs crayons
>colors with
The Bogs
>>7584419
Thank youuu!
>>7584479
>looked like "Last Rope" from the thumbnail
>>7584330
Parsee
Eighteen female tributes, and six male tributes. Seems fair, right?
>>7584489
is that a hoshi reference
>>7584490
be the change you want to see in the world, anon
pick up a black ava
Reigen Arataka
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7584500
Fair for the males! Ah hah hee hah!
>>7584523
>yfw other pics of artist
>>7584511
>Always late to the party, are we?
>>7584370
>>7584541
>s-shush
>>7584500
Actually it's seven male tributes...
>>7584500
>>7584474
>Shii is far too distracted by coloring with her invisible friend
>>7584500
Male, female. They all die the same way.
>>7584490
Because we are very common, huh?.
>>7584519
Thanks, now I can protect her!
>>7584360
>>7584511
>>7584500
He seems more deserving of this spot...
I wish Rin would tell me how big his dick is.
>>7584545
Vert?
>>7584574
Thank you for the spot. I accept this challenge.
>>7584330
Late as fuck Kaneki
>>7584564
>Ya got in, so it ain't an issue.
>>7584500
And now it's 16.5 to 7.5
Good luck!
>>7584500
Oh yeah....um, let's rock I guess.
>>7584490
No one cares what a ghost has to say!
>>7584500
Paula still feels really slow! Can he take my place?
>>7584595
>>7584393
>>7584622
>tfw a slow connection screws someone out of a swap.
And off Paula goes! Very, very, verrrrrrrrrry slowly.
>>7584656
>replaces wood floor with carpet
>>7584622
Erm...what even is your weapon?
>>7584622
Seriously, though. This roster's like Araragi's wet dream or something.
Paula please hug me
1 question please Which is the best state or best city in the United States, for someone who only likes soccer and MLS (major league soccer) and who hates the NFL, NBA, MLB (Major league baseball) and NHL?
Is that I'm looking for places in the USA, where the major league soccer (MLS) is the dominant professional sports league and where soccer is the most popular sport of all
It's me I just like the soccer of the United States and Canada
>>7584665
>with how slow she's going, she doesn't even know about the electricity building. But it's definitely building.
Paula's feeling supercharged for some reason. Has the ground always been this soft?
>>7584678
How could you miss me? I'm going so slow! Later! Maybe next time you'll get me!
>>7584678
What you saw grazing along your left ear wasn't a bullet at all sweet-heart. That bullet just so happened to be my fist.
.
>>7584678
>>7584696
I guess splitting it 50/50 and waslking away wthout incident was out of the question from the start...
>>7584696
I have good news for Paula.
>>7584633
Kaneki makes a surprise appearance!
>>7584709
Go to Canada
Seriously
Fuck the USA
We fucking suck
>>7584728
Waslking
>>7584545
[Shiichan, why are you looking at me like you're about to eat me? Speaking of hungry, I could really go for a nice parfait right about now...]
>>7584729
No photography allowed!
>>7584330
Kaito-kun!
>>7584757
Boi if you don't
>>7584698
>The electricity she's been charging is coming to a maximum. Too bad she doesn't notice it at all.
Really. You really mean it?
>She spreads her arms out with her eyes closed.
Come get your hug!
>>7584729
Yay! Everyone's happy! Maybe Paula can see him in this game! What do you think, lady?
>>7584734
I bit my tongue, really easy to do after you get a beating like that.
>>7584729
Come on! Less passive and more aggressive!
>>7584622
C-come on! You have enough!
>>7584678
>>7584729
R-reeeeee! Where is Yuno!!
>>7584770
>steals the hug from the anon
>>7584776
Where did everyone go?
>>7584776
F
>>7584772
Forgot to mention - five-time winners may write a fatal event that ties them into the game.
>>7584776
>notices
>slithers towards
Fuck white people
>>7584729
An incredibly terrible one?
>>7584776
Oh, it appears I'm dead.
...Keh.
>>7584767
Next time for sure.
>>7584776
Borderline schizophrenic with pseudo sadistic tendencies...
What a load
fucking nerds
>>7584796
Did Junko herself design those clothes? Also Aikawa's fantasy is acted upon.
>>7584776
>Sylvie just staring vacantly in front of her. Her sudden laughter is the only thing that says she is even awake.
>>7584781
>Feeling a body come to her, she wraps her arms around it. The anon basically turns into a lighting beacon throughout the embrace as she unconsciously unleash her power.
Paula hopes you like it! She gives deluxe hugs!
>>7584778
I died.
>>7584796
m8, I can't think of a single fucking event for my own shit games, I-I'm sorry but I'll have to let you do that youself...
>>7584833
I guess she wasn't too bright
>>7584800
Are you okay? Was the hug not good enough?
>>7584833
This is to all of Paula's fans! Wait, does she even have fans?
>>7584833
Ovr never seen so many moms in one place
>>7584833
There's still some hope for the males. Remember, anything can happen.
>>7584887
F
>>7584871
That's okay. The offer still stands, in case you do come up with one.
>>7584796
>five time winners
>only won once
>>7584887
It worked! Paula's finally cute! She can now stick out her tongue without anyone calling her weird!
>>7584709
The NY Red Bulls are the most successful Club in the MLS
Your keyboard has been disconnected.
Press any key to continue.
>>7584921
>Presses the any key.
>>7584896
No game-changers tonight. All the men live to see another day.
>>7584901
We have three five-time winners, as well as a six-time winner and a seven-time winner.
>>7584921
>press any button to continue
>presses power button
>>7584887
Well wuddya know! My passage is limited to the extent of this very Arena itself.
>tfw no gf (male) to play hg with
>>7584939
Friends, look at her! Not plotting against me. Now I will never suspect her doing anything!
>>7584939
And nothing happens
Right.
Right?
>>7584959
You can play it with me!
Why is Paula so cute and why is she not my wife
>>7584939
Sounds completely reasonable on your sake. K'. Cya tomorrow Ash!
>>7584939
How could you give up now, after so many have died?
>>7584939
Reigen really, REALLY needs to work on his timing.
>>7584967
Uhh......
Spunky, energetic girls are the best
>>7584984
All these people wanting hugs and someone calling me cute? Oh I get it! It's opposite day!
>>7584992
Thank you guys for coming with Paula! She can never have too many eyes on her!
>>7584959
Well, go out and get one!
>>7584992
>sigh
Goddammit
>>7585008
Sure, they're "miracle pills," but can they make Reigen on time for the next game?
>>7584833
It's nooot!
>>7584858
Yuno?... YUNOOOOOOOOOOO
>>7584996
I prefer my girls without ADHD. Quiet and distant girls a best.
>>7585038
Well duh, everyone likes Pop-Tarts!
>>7585038
What do you think friends?
How sweet! Paula only likes cute guys but her friends like cute girls!
>>7584992
I forfeit. Battling to the death just ain't my style.
>>7585048
>distant
So you like having reasons to be paranoid? That causes stress, which kills brain cells.
>>7585047
You don't have to yell my name, I'm right here you know.
>>7585048
Why not both?
>>7585038
The guys better stick together if they want to turn this around.
>>7585034
Don't take it personally.
Fuck off _____
>>7585075
>hugs
How??
...oh, because I died too.
I-I couldn't get to you before he did.
>>7585091
Bane?
>>7585106
Bad survival instincts desu senpai
>>7585082
Grrr. Friggin' too late
>>7585082
You got rid of it just fro me host lady! Paula's so happy, she could kiss you!
>>7585082
Who broke the peace we were having?
>>7585140
It was i
cancer
>t. Rikka
>>7585140
Kaneki slithers his way back into the game, and he's working for the women!
>>7585140
If you're okay, say nothing!
>She puts her hand to her ear, expecting to hear something from the body.
Glad you're okay! Who else wants to play Hide and Seek? Paula's really good at it!
>>7585094
You shouldn't worry about me like that. I'm a strong girl, all right?
>>7585140
A new outfit? Cute!
>browse HG
>struggle to keep eyes open
>close HG and turn off screen
>can't sleep
Fucking end me
>>7585172
Unlike you ugly ass bitch smdh
>>7585171
Strong girl? S-stronger than me?
>>7585167
Tehehehe. Kahahahahaha! I finally did it! This is the greatest say of my life!
>>7585185
blue light of your screen causes both of this. Fatigues your eyes, but prevents you from sleep.
Install f.lux
>>7585183
Hey, keep up the good work. And uhh, hang in there guy.
>>7585185
*plunges katana into your thoat*
heh.....
>>7585190
How could you say something so rude?
>>7585185
I know that feel senpai
Just eat a slice of cheese
Oh wait that's the hiccups
>>7585204
You have been laughing to yourself a long time! Do you also have some friends only you can see? Aren't they the greatest?
>>7585204
A value feast. Somebody's making quite the impressive run here.
>>7585194
I wasn't interested in winning anyway...
>>7585233
There's still hope. A one in three chance isn't bad at all!
>>7585233
Wowwie! It's like a doll's arm!
>She makes some sound effects as she waves the tiny arm up and down.
>>7585236
Upupu! Then why did you enter, Ashy? Hey Ashy! Do you remember our deal?
>>7585254
SO that's why you were laughing! Bring it on! Paula's like a cockroach in looks and being hard to kill!
>>7585254
I lost? How could I lose?
>>7585191
Well, you do have some pretty string-beany arms. You're really skinny too. I think you might break if you tried lifting anything heavy.
>>7585279
R-RUDE! I was able to lift you, remember?? AS if you're that much stronger!
>>7585276
Losers have to pay Anonymous 50 bucks.
So, pay up
>>7585269
Now I hope that you're at least less hungry than before, because one of you is going to win tomorrow, while the other two will die. Are you feeling confident? Place your bets if you want.
>>7585257
No I totally forgotten...
>Grumbles
This is so stupid. Stupid bet. Stupid games.
>>7585295
Gross! Even poison tastes better than that! Paula needs some emergency candy, stat!
>>7585293
Perhaps we could arrange some other form of payment?
>>7585308
Is Ashy feeling a little upset that Paula's stronger than him? That's okay! She still thinks you're cute!
>A wide grin on her face, she takes out her finger print book. Opening to a page that is covered with the word "ASH!".
Just put it right here!
>>7585106
>Bipolar girls a not best. Not cute.
I come back from eating dinner and then I see this shit.
They're adorable.
>>7585289
Don't get so defensive. You don't have to be strong, you can be good at other things to make up for it. Don't you have a talent or something?
>>7585295
I know, oh no..
Oh yeah!! You did it!
>>7585369
Whaaaat, now you think I have no talents either??
Ahhhhhhhhh! I can run really fast, okay?
>>7585359
In theory? Yes very.
As someone who has dated a bipolar girl? Fuck no. Get your head out of your ass they're fucking train wrecks.
>>7585390
Well fuck, if you actually had experience beforehand I have no room to judge.
How bad are we talking here?
>>7585383
>After being submerged in the water for a few minutes, she suddenly comes up and dunks his head in the water.
This game is really fun! Now lets see how long you can do it!
>>7585354
>Ash reluctantly presses his index finger against the page
How does it feel to finally win? Must be a new experience for you. Congrats though, the day is yours but tomorrow is another.
>>7585383
Congratulations Paula, you are the new winner of the Express Games!
>>7585426
And thanks for playing!
>>7585426
Congratulations Paula.
Thank you for hosting.
>>7585426
Heyyy. Pretty good.
Thanks again Mokou.
>>7585444
>Not as good as those trips
>>7585419
>She looks at the imprint lovingly, cooing as she puts her book away,
It is the most awesome feeling in the world! Paula wishes everyone could experience it once!
>>7585426
This is the greatest day ever! It isn't a lot of times I can do my victory face! Thank you!
>>7585434
>>7585444
Paula couldn't have done it without you guys and her friends! Give yourselves a round of applause!
>>7585431
Congratulations goof-ball ya' won, thanks for hosting.
>>7585426
Yes, yes, congratulations.
>>7585431
I suppose thank you.
>>7585408
I'm sure there's girls that aren't as bad as the one I dated but, she'd decide to stop taking her meds and get into these depressive phases and start yelling at me when I try to cheer her up, and this would happen all the time. She'd be on the meds and be not as bad and real easy to get along with she'd go off them again and act crazy. It gets to a point where your patience just starts to wear out, you know?
>>7585486
If everyone was a winner, then life would be very dull and boring.
New's flash, Rin is fucking hung like a horse.
>>7585504
Shieeeeet, that doesn't sound fun at all.
It was fun while it lasted though, right?
>>7585386
Ohh, running? Do you plan on being a track star or something one day?
>>7585524
R-rin chan?
>>7585527
Of course.
But again I'm sure she was just one of those extreme cases.
>>7585494
I did win!
Since Paula's feeling so good and faster than a hour ago, she will take 24 people if no one else is hosting!
Oh... hey Rin, you're home...
>>7585563
Plague Knight
>>7585544
Oh, I dunno, it's just a talent of mine. It allows me to run away from most danger, really useful.
Do you think that would be a cool career? We could go running some time!
>>7585563
Tiny snek
>>7585563
Ivan Braginsky
>>7585563
Shii
>>7585563
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7585563
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7585563
Sore the plant girl
>>7585566
>smacks you with horse dick
shut the FUCK up and make me breakfast haruhi
>>7585563
Baki Hanma
>>7585563
VERY fast anime girl moving at incredible hihg speeds
>>7585426
I have to congratulate you, you did a good job with all that assassination
>>7585563
Ash Crimson
>>7585563
NUTS
>>7585563
Zangetsu
>>7585563
Korosensei
>>7585563
Skeleton
>>7585563
Sylvie's ass
>>7585563
Mari Makinami Illustrious
>>7585552
>Hoshi
>>7585563
Yunooooo
>>7585563
Natsuki Subaru!
>>7585563
Nagisa Kaworu
>>7585563
Vore
>>7585563
Magilou
>>7585563
Joshu Higashitaka
>>7585431
Here's your moment of zen, people.
>>7585563
Cinnamon Roll
>>7585505
Someone's being a grumpy bar! How would you know if it never happened?
>>7585621
What are you doing, Paula? You can't just show that to everyone!
>>7585631
>tfw this picture got finished
>>7585563
Akiha Tohno
>>7585563
Maki
>>7585563
Reimu Hakurei
>>7585563
Araragi
>>7585563
Yunooooo Kisser
>>7585616
>Rin Hoshizora
>Rin Hoshi
>Rin x Hoshi
How did we miss this?
>you can get more than 2 (You)s
>>7585649
Link me up pls
>>7585563
Edge Fencer
>>7585673
I'd ship it
>>7585684
go the fuckin limit, cunt
Bad news! Paula needs six more people!
>>7585656
https://cs.sankakucomplex.com/data/b2/7d/b27d697ac5e55f7e9a34ae05b4dbf500.jpg?748448
>>7585644
Because I just do, ok? Some people are just born losers, like Suby for instance.
>>7585711
Ban the Immortal
>>7585700
It did get shipped.
>>7585711
Jasper
>Female
>>7585711
Yoshikage Kira
>>7585711
>Nice, Thanks!
>>7585729
Ban yourself!
>>7585711
Girl with an energy blade
>>7585711
Fortune-teller
>>7585711
Suz
>>7585711
What was that link to? Can't open it
>>7585711
Swap me out for the next person in line.
>>7585574
It sounds like it would be really hard for a career. But sure, we could go running sometime if you want. I don't mind if its with you.
Rin-chan... it's just the two of us...
>>7585753
>>7585711
Give her my spot. I gotta go to the toilet and think about something.
Paula's sorry you couldn't get someone else but she'll try to make this fun!
>>7585685
Paula will fix your name inn a second!
>>7585774
>>7585781
Too late! Looks like you're stuck!
>>7585757
>A picture for them.
>>7585795
>>7585774
>>7585750
>He can keep his spot
>>7585795
I accept this challenge.
>>7585795
I hope my bones don't get rattled.
>>7585795
Give me a second to get re~~~~ady.
I've got to look good if my Yasuho-chan is watchi~~~~ng!
>>7585795
Give my spot to you then.
>>7585795
Let's get on with the brawl.
I love the taste of Rin's horsecock.
>>7585844
>Ramsay
>>7585795
Let's go already.
>>7585777
Yay! Hehe, getting all sweaty with Yuno...
Do you have a running outfit?
>>7585805
You got it!
>>7585825
Paula already has her ugly butt up there! She can't take two spots!
>>7585795
Sorry for the wait! I hope you guys are ready for... Winter? Boo! When can it be Summer?
>>7585882
>>7585882
So these gadgets humans created really do have a big impact on killing them.
>>7585882
Getting stabbed right away isn't how I want this to go. Goodbye! Hee hee hee!
>>7585882
>Skeleton takes a swig, and the liquid pours out through his bones.
Oh. That's right.
>>7585882
This is unforgivable, Paula-tan. Making me put off my extra curricular activity to kill people. Such a cruel fate to endure.
RIN-CHAN?!??
>Hoshi
>>7585874
I have the outfit I wear when I go to PE. That will work, right?
>>7585882
Two cute guys sharing a hot tub! Why isn't my butt in there?
>>7585907
Paula's super sorry. She can't be any more sorrier than now! But she can't give herself two chances to win! Paula's a fair and good girl!
>>7585719
Who? Just because someone may be junk doesn't mean they will always be. They will bloom from their loserness one day! Just like how I did today!
It has happened.
>>7585927
CUTE GUYS?? ARE THEY UNDERAGE????
>hoshi
>>7585927
Awfufufufu~
I'm too slippery for you~
>>7585927
What's this? Top secret plans for the return of Doom Games? I should get rid of this.
>>7585927
Heh! Barely even worth my time!
Trash.
>>7585927
Your size or agility cannot help you in a battle with me you runts!
>>7585941
oh baby my erection is coming back
>>7585927
This isn't funny, I had to stay around the initial spot for way longer than i'd have liked to get all that stuff, you have no right to just walk in and take them.
>>7585939
As if! You're completely bonkers, right? Good girls go to class everyday, go to college, marry some schmuck that convinces them how great they are, have two to five kids, and then die somewhere in their 80's. You aren't a good girl.
>>7585974
>Rin
>>7585927
Paula remembered the time she tried to go as Santa. It was the fifth time someone called the cops on her!
>>7585925
Does the outfit also have bloomers?
>>7585927
W-what do you want?
>>7585986
No deal
>>7585986
>Throws it on the ground.
I don't NEE~~~~D any clothing! What do you think I'm wearing, dumbasses!?
>>7585986
>>7585995
Do it, punk. Send me to the shadow realm! Show everyone just how tough your trap arms are!
>>7585986
It should be possible, but it won't be easy and would take a lot of work, I would aslo need some help.
mfw HG isn't dead yet
>>7585986
Spooky scary skeletons
Send shivers down your spine
Shrieking skulls will...shock your...soul
Seal your...
>Skeleton collapses to the ground, stuck in a deep sleep.
>>7586013
N-no deal I said! Do it yourself if you have to!
>>7585986
The orange guy's doing super good! Is that a guy? Paula's afraid to ask.
>>7585694
Sorry for the wait senpai
>>7586032
You fools with your cheap tricks are always trying to get an edge on me!
>>7585986
>>7586032
It might not have broken, but that still hurt.
>>7586028
>>7586032
...
ok deal?
>>7586042
>pets the anon
>>7586032
MY CLOTHES ARE WE~~~~T!! DAMNIT!
I'll punch the next person I see so hard... FUCK!
>>7586032
Looks like you all got boned! Ahhahahahahha!
>>7585980
You should already know that I'm bonkers! That doesn't sound fun at all though. Maybe Paula is a naughty girl!
>>7586032
The key to a successful ambush is the element of surprise... And you lose it if you start running at your victims yelling like idiots!
>>7586028
>>7586032
>>7586051
This is ingenious, Aikawa-tan! You're going to run me over with one of those big snow blows, right!?
>>7585939
You know...the loser who wears the tracksuit.
>>7586032
Don't let me live! I can't win my own game!
>>7586071
That's no good! Naughty girls don't get to live happily ever after like that! I'm sorry, but I'm afraid people like you deserve to die twice over!
So...since the truth has been said, I think your entire being minus your butt should take my spot!
>>7586087
>>7586084
>Subaru overhears Ash talking trash behind his back
Hey Ashy, please come here for a moment.
>>7586080
I will if you- >>7586087
>dies
>>7586087
Dwelling on something such as where I used to reside is pointless...I have no need for such things in the heat of battle.
>>7586087
Hopefully everything is going tibia okay.
>>7586087
>>7586087
That's not the spirit at all! You gotta tough this out, I'm not gonna kill you out of pity.
>>7586087
Hey guy! How does your hair work? Paula's confused.
IM FINNA SHOOT THICK ROPES
>>7586121
Good. Hang yourself
>>7586084
Paula doesn't see many people people wearing sui- oh you mean that loser! Paula's talking to him right now! But even he can be a great guy!
>>7586099
You're being such a meanie yet you're being really kind to0. Paula doesn't know what to do!
>>7586100
Oh...you accidentally killed yourself instead.
>Subaru dips his finger in Aikawa's blood and draws a cross on his forehead
May he rest in hell.
>>7586099
I'm sorry, did you just try to tell me what to do? No thanks, you come to me.
>>7586120
You can do this by yourself, right? You're a big girl, so you should be fine.
>>7586120
What a waste of good hands. Can Paula keep them?
>>7586145
ded
>>7586140
I'm not being mean or kind, I'm being realistic! That's how you know I'm trustworthy, Paula-tan. I'll tell you the truth, so you should do exactly as I say...because it'll lead to the truth.
>>7586153
No, I insist! beautiful women are the ones that should be doing the moving, so please come here!
>>7586180
I don't sing you mongrels.
>>7586201
>>7586180
A good song never hurt anybody! Now repeat after me: spooky scary skeletons...
>>7586180
Everyone's starting a company. Paula wants all the snow gone by Winter then!
>>7586180
Oh... looks like you're gonna have to cut 'em off.
>Ban
>>7586140
You're so naive to the point where it's not even cute anymore.
>>7586191
No I'm fine where I am. I'm not going to strut over just to hear some moronic thing come out your mouth. You want my attention? Then come here.
>>7586180
You Immortals are sure prone to injury. I don't blame you for being reckless if you can live for eternity.
>>7586228
At least the rent is cheap! Ah hah hee hah!
>Plague Knight