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ITT: Pokemon are real.
What do you think of the Failsail Crew?
Info: http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
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>>7584014
we suck
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>>7584014
We succeed sometimes.
Of course, being the newest member...
I hope I don't get in the way.
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>>7584021
Unironically Have to agree with you there
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>>7584038
better get tough or you could get hurt!
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SHORTSTACK
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>>7584038
Cool! Welcome to the team.
>>7584067
WHO HURT YOU
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>>7583777
GIVE US THE
S H O R T S T A C K
H
O
R
T
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>>7584067
>>7584100
How long are you going to do this for.
>>7584014
..Failsail?
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>>7583946
you're a pretty good kisser you know that?
>goes for a french kiss
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>>7584160
Uh, th-thanks dude.
>Keep kissing.
Nice. Uh, wow.
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>>7584014
What's a Farsail? Is that the group uncle X is in? Their pretty COOL
>Giggling at own shitty pun
>>7584021
Hey uncle X wou-
>>7584055
UNCLE X C'MON YOU'RE WITH THEM DON'T SAY THAT
>>7584059
Oh... I will try uncle X always tried to help... but I didn't listen to him most of the time... no wonder he didn't care if we listened to his advice at times, this is his cleaver way of punishment
>>7584088
YAY!
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>>7584174
want to watch a movie, we have a nice tv and a comfy couch for us both
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>>7584119
Like the original Farsail assholes, but not blessed with astounding luck like we were.
>>7584021
Don't put the rest of the group down like that.
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I am going to bed. Goodnight everyone!
Hey Sylveon, we can share my bed if you do not want to sleep on the couch....
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>>7584014
A better name than "4 idiots in the desert", if you ask me.
>>7584021
You aren't a group by yourself
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>>7584242
Yeah sounds good to me.
>Crash on couch.
Oops I'm taking the whole couch up. Looks like we're gonna have to cuddle.
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>>7584249
We haven't done any sailing though. Just failing.
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>Tree just stands next to the failure ghosts
-Tree
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>>7584291
it will be fun
>curls in the couch and hugs goli
so, what do you want to watch?
we have those streaming services here
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>>7584345
Hope I don't help with the "failing" bit...
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>>7584407
You've been doing better than most of us. Just gotta keep cool during battle.
>Search for artifact thing I guess?
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>>7584281
There you are. I have something to deliver to you.
>Give Streambro the hard drives, USB drive, and paper files that Failsail dug up.
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>>7584407
You've actually been doing really good.
>>7584425
>Assist in searching for whatever it is we're looking for
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>>7584401
>Hug with one arm.
Uh, I'm good with anything, dude. What do you like?
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posting chemo
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>>7584509
>Pull out needles.
>Roll to pick lock.
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>>7584468
Excellent, though they will have to wait until the frigate comes and I'm done guarding these IP thugs.
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>>7584553
All right.
>Set them down safely nearby
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>>7584550
>The lock opens with a satisfying click.
>The metal box is waiting to be opened.
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>>7584585
Bones you do the honors.
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>>7584535
i like some romantic movies, to watch, but later we can watch an action movie too
>goes to watch a movie
>odds: puts a porno by accident
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>>7584593
>He laughs a little.
This the kinda stuff you watch? Was it part of the IP program or what?
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>>7584591
Alrighty then.
>Open the box
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>>7584544
I ah...
...I didn't know that vaporeons enjoyed that kind of thing. Uh.
...Is it reversable?
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>>7584407
Don't worry, we'll fail together if it happens... Right?
>>7584637
>>7584591
>Watches intently
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>>7584631
oh, sorry i put the wrong movie by accident
>starts blushing heavily
>takes away "the lonely drapion"
>put a regular romantic movie instead
i'm so sorry, it was an accident
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>>7584682
>Tree picks up the bone
>Eats it
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>>7584684
>>7584702
what the fuck
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>>7584684
>>7584702
WE CAME ALL THIS WAY
>STICHES USED SHADOW CLAW ON TREE
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>>7584717
>>7584727
>Tree spits up the bone
I am Tree
>it apparently tasted horible
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Trainer question here.
I recently added a Slugma to my team, and I'm not sure what their precise dietary needs are.
In general lean proteins, green vegetables and Berries are the base of my Pokemons' diets (and mine as well, but that's neither here nor there).
Any advice?
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>>7584702
>>7584717
>>7584727
AHH
>Yelling/Violence scares her
>she hides behind something out of fear
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>>7584751
They don't have to eat much. Feed it rocks and metal to keep the magma consistent.
And for the love of god keep them away from water.
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>>7584737
...
Is he choking on it?
-Yanmega
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>>7584582
Thanks.
>>7584751
Volcanic rocks.
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>>7584669
>Goli laughs a little.
It's good, dude.
>Kiss the mom.
That dude was pretty small in that movie anyway. I'm way bigger.
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>>7584810
yeah, you sure are, big guy
>hugs and kisses back
and you are way more handsome too
>"ineed to take that movie off my favorites movies page", drapimom tought to herself
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>>7584737
YOU GARBAGE
>Rage roll
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>>7584270
How lewd
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>>7584702
>Realization happens
>A N G E R Y
>Iron head in the stomach(?) to attempt to dislodge bone
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>>7584870
>Stitched Mega Evolved!
>>7584737
>Shadow Claw!
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>>7584869
I meant my d-
>Kissed.
Yeah, hahaha. You're cute too, babe.
-Goli
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>>7584870
>>7584883
>>7584893
>Tree is choking on the bone as he attempted to eat the bone without chewing
I am Tree
>Wood hammers its self
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>>7584926
>Stitches has snapped.
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
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>>7584926
>tree successfully coughs up the bone
>it lands on the floor
I am Tree
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>>7584916
>whispers in a lewd way
so you're bigger down there too, huh? i like that
>voice back to normal
well let's go watch that movie
>no porn this time
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>>7584949
...thank you.
>Acquire bone piece
>>7584948
>Put hand on shoulder
>Attempt to calm Stitch
Hey, hey, everything's fine now.
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>>7584999
>Gentle push away.
>>7584949
>SHADOW CLAW
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>>7584990
>Yep confirmed mom is lewd as fuck.
Yeah, cool. I'm good with some netflix and chill.
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Policefag reporting, punks.
I've got some medical leave and a new team member, albeit one the rest of the department's looking at me funny for. Fuck 'em, I know what I'm doing.
What's good with everyone else?
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>>7585022
>Tree's body has been destroyed
>possesses a nearby Tree outside the lab
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>>7585056
Freezing my ass of in an abandoned oil rig guarding a team of IP fucktards so they don't attempt suicide. In short, pretty good.
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>>7585022
>Casually get shoved over onto my ass
>Note to self: he stronk.
>Sweat™
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>>7585052
well, let go see... there it is "A City Between Bugs
".
i heard it was a good movie,
>cuddles a bit closer
so let's go watch
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>>7585105
>>7585130
>Mega Evolution subsides
>Fall onto ground and reconsider life choices.
Did I just murder that guy?
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>>7585179
>tree reenters lab having possessed one of the Dread Desert Trees outside
I am Tree
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>>7585179
Uh, yes, kinda.
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>>7585056
Feeling inadequate because a fishdog was bigger than me even though i'm not a guy anymore
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>>7585238
Well that's-
>>7585195
Why's he back?
>Get the fuggin' bone thing and put it back in the box.
C'mon Bones let's get this thing out of here.
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>>7585163
>Cuddle mom.
Cool, I've never seen this one. I'm more of an action movie guy.
>Kiss the mom.
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>>7585252
>Tree waves again
I am Tree
>Holds out another berry
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>>7585108
IP attacked the rig after all, huh?
They send full uniforms or deniable assets?
Either way, there's drama in the Unovan government right now. We have evidence now of IP being compromised, so they decided to make unsubstantiated accusations of Plasma subversion on our part.
I'm not sure how the rest of the Big 7's reacting to this yet. Pretty sure they're still in shock.
>>7585247
Don't feel inadequate. I'm sure you were still, ahem, satisfactory.
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>>7585252
He may have gotten a new body? Like you do.
Anyways, yes, that's probably a good idea.
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>>7585282
>Eat berry.
>>7585334
Yeah I guess. You got a way back to your camp? I'm bringin' Slash and that Vulpix.
>Hold box under arm.
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>>7585278
like some action moves too, maybe after this one we can watch one, it will be fun
so, did have you have a girlfriend before? or am i your first?
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>>7585350
Mind if I tag along?
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>>7585325
I don't know, the pokemon I was with today kept going on about how they were expecting it to be bigger and how in their experience bigger is always better. They also said they weren't talking about last night but I don't believe them, it's too convenient to be a coincidence I tell you.
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>>7585379
Yep, come on. We're heading out.
>Head out door.
-Stitches
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>>7585350
Yes, I came in on my sand skiff, so it won't take very long to get to home base.
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>>7585411
>Follows, still carrying Sandslash
-Yanmega
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>>7585325
They sent full uniforms. Their plan was that anyone who ended up dying could be pinned on us, even if they died due to suicide. Which was a big part of their plan, actually- the first strike team with a boat full of C4 and operatives committed suicide so they could say that WE were the "terrorists" who were trying to destroy the oil rig and killed a bunch of IP. And then they went in guns blazing, and decided to put it on the news, even.
Unfortunately that means that every single one of these agents has means to commit suicide, which means that we literally have proof of that plan.
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>>7585355
One but she was a jerk. Let's just say you're the first, eh?
>Cuddle.
So, uh- Mind if I ask how your husband bit it?
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>>7585411
>Tree follows unsure of where they are going
>or what they are doing
>or why they are doing it
>all he knows is to follow them
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>>7585325
Deniable assets at first, then uniformed. First four attempted an attack with a damn suicide boat full of C4, got captured by the isolationist garrison, then committed suicide by byanide pill. They spun that failed attack as terrorism, immediately launched a second, direct attack, 11 agents captured, one dead from getting almost decapitated by a Kabutops.
I've also got new data from a team in Orre, pertaining to Cipher.
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>>7585432
Cool!
>Hop onto Sandskiff.
Mush!
>>7585433
Sit him down on the skiff thing and take a break, bud.
>>7585450
Shoo tree.
>Shoo.
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>>7585411
>Follows
~Aloan Vulpix
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>>7585483
>tree hold out another berry
I am Tree
>continues following
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>>7585483
..I don't have to drag this one. Hopefully.
>Roll to start the rusty old shitheaps engine
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>>7585483
>Sets him down on the Skiff
>Sits on the prow
This was a long day.
-Yanmega
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>>7585463
More than that. The team in Orre managed to capture several Cipher agents, who are ready for questioning.
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>>7585435
Policefag reporting, holy FUCK.
That's the -exact opposite- of standard combat doctrine - conventional LEO tactics emphasize minimizing casualties.
They opened with a fucking suicide bomb...
FUCK.
>>7585463
Get me that info and every goddamn camera from the raid. I have a direct line to people who can make their lives hell for this.
>>7585519
I'm deploying deniable assets of my own. Stand by.
Kanabo, you want this job or the next?
. . .
Got it. Unfitting environment, I'll field someone else.
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>>7585435
>>7585463
Looking at the photos of the first IP team, yeah, they're in uniform as well.
>>7585519
That too.
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The first is found
The pawns are set
The stitched one sets the stage
As the leader
A knight now
The boned one shall be a bishop
e̗͙͖͉̱̳n̞̫ḏ̪̱̖̹͜
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>>7585522
>>7585540
>Hop into the captains chair
And we're off.
>Woosh airboat noises
>To the encampment
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>>7585445
He couldn't handle her massive girth.
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>>7585522
EEP!
>is surprised by pull
>she calms down and whispers
You like the marowak?
~Aloan Vulpix
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>>7585553
What are you talking about?
~Aloan Vulpix
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>>7585554
Woo! Awaaaay!
>>7585572
Uh.
>Bluff roll.
No?
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>>7585445
sure, it was a while ago, i was still a cop, heard a some anonymous advice for a dangerous gang, we went there but it was an ambush, we did out best to escape, but before we both could escape one of them almost shot me but he protect me and took the shot for me, sometimes i still have nightmares about it, like how it feel guity for his death
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>>7585541
...That sounds like a plan.
>>7585546
Hey Streambro, mind if I go ahead and take all that over to him?
>>7585600
WAIT WHO'S WITH THE CIPHER AGENTS I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WERE KEEPING THEM IN PLACE
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>>7585541
Ahahahaha yes.
Kind of hard to extract the info from the Cipher drives with just a dex, but for now...
>"Hey assholes, smile for the camera"
>click
>Uploading...
>IPTeam1.jpg
>IPTeam2.jpg
>neverAngerKabutops.jpg
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>>7585645
They're tied up, don't worry.
-Bones
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>>7585645
Actually, yeah, that could work, as long the info is shared back.
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The Chilled joins the ranks of the pawns
For now
Rest
ș̸͉̦̦̘̦̮h̗̥̥̩a̛d̲̫̬o͟w̬̞
The next clues will come soon
e͖̠̺͜n̨̫̺͉ͅd͉̟̥͟
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>>7585674
THAT'S NOT WHAT I'M WORRIED ABOUT
THEY CAN CALL FOR BACKUP OR UNTIE THEMSELVES IF NOBODY'S WATCHING THEM
FUCK FUCK FUCK
OKAY STAND BACK I'M GOING OVER THERE MYSELF
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
>if dubs evens, how the fuck are there MORE tied-up cipher agents?
>If evens, everything's fine
>If odds, they're already on their way out and need recapturing
>If dubs odds, either they're already gone or there's backup
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>>7585645
We tied them up!!
>>7585674
>Roll to scope out booty.
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>>7585655
Excellent.
I'm sending these to some new friends of mine.
>Download successful!
>Uploading UnovanSpeakerSelfie.jpg
>Uploading ElPresidenteMemorialMeeting.png
Turn on UNBC, or maybe KNN. Shit's going to get real, real soon.
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>>7585727
>>7585730
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKdcjJoXeEY
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>>7585727
>Kabutops emerges from nowhere.
>Attempt to recapture.
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>>7585600
Oh my mistake
>giggles
I hope we all get along though!
>>7585674
Well it looks like they deserved it
>>7585708
Is "Chilled one" even a good name for a girl? Sound... edgy I think is the word?
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>>7585730
>Perception check to catch you staring
-Bones
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>>7585803
>Is completely oblivious/focused on not flipping this rustbucket on a dune
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>>7585764
...Well, that's one problem solved.
All right, this time around I'm going to WAIT HERE until Policefag's guys get here, THEN go back to Streambro so I can get those documents over to Policefag.
...Did you guys find anything else?
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>>7585734
Wish I had any TV signal right now, even 5G is weak here.
Say, is it still self defense if it's a sneak attack on someone that was surely going to attempt to attack me first?
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>>7585778
Yeah me too. Why don't you talk to Yanmega?
>>7585803
>>7585826
>Keep scoping.
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>>7585829
>Silently wait with the Porygon.
>Sharpen claws.
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>>7585848
Ok?...
>yawns
>she's a little tired
>Aaannnd she passed out
~Aloan vulpix
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>>7585848
>The booty is t h i c c
>Wiggles backwards to seat myself more comfortably in the chair
>>
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>>7585919
>Observe.
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>>7585919
Well, good that nothing like that happened!
>Upload cancelled
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>>7585899
>Aaaand the chair gives out due to being an old piece of shit and having too much butt on it.
>Falls flat on my face
>Oh god someone grab the wheel
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>>7585632
sorry for making things awkward, but i'm retired now so they won't call me again, so i have this peaciful life now
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>>7585919
>Porygon-Z nods to the headscarf-wearing "assholes", then hands over the Cipher agents.
>...Those were the right guys to hand the cipher agents to, right?
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>>7585899
>>7585965
>Get up and grab the fuckin' wheel.
>Don't get cocky with all the luck you've been having.
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>>7585965
>Tree Grabs wheel
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>>7585957
>The assholes have a fucking techno-asshole helicopter
>they load up the Cipher goons
>A Greninja steps out long enough to exchange a few words.
>"I appreciate your work. Mr. Thorpe does, too. Please remain in touch with us."
>And off they go. There's a Unovan army insignia hastily covered up on the side of their ride.
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>>7585992
>>7585998
>The skiff is thankfully not going into maximum oversplode.
>Good job guys.
Ow..
>Sit up
Stupid old chair.
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>>7586055
>Go help the booty- I mean Bones up.
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>>7586038
>Wave.
>Explore lab.
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>>7586038
>Sigh of relief
>...Oh, and a salute.
Welp, back to what I was doing.
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
>>7585963
And I'm back. So ah, pick up our info and send it to Policefag, right?
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>>7586070
>Gets up with the shortstacks assistance
Thank you, Stitch.
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>>7586106
Indeed. Would have liked to check it myself, but, you know, underequipped and Hal is on guard duty as well.
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>>7586107
Do you have another chair lying around?
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>>7586122
All right then. On it. And either way, I should be able to get a copy back for us.
>Pick up info
>>7585919
Ey Policefag, mind standing back from whatever device you're using to access the site? Thanks.
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
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>>7586144
>snips at stitches, stitches
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>>7586146
Yeah, sure.
>Policefag stands back, and his team gathers around - minus their new addition, who's on the chopper.
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>>7586150
Hey!
>Shadow Claw!
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>>7586183
>A Porygon-Z comes out of the device, on his back a satchel full of paper files, hard drives, and a USB drive.
You've got Mail!
>He gives the satchel to Policefag, beaming.
>...He also takes the time to look around the place.
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>>7586190
Remember what happened you attacked people like that? You got your ass slapped at the end of it.
BWORK
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>>7586204
Sweet! Where?
>>7586229
Lalalala I can't hear you.
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>Leave lab.
>Move via [REACTED] to next location.
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>>7586251
In one of the storage chests up by the front, it's collapseable.
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>stares at the human who has been standing comatose for hours
I'm just gonna skedaddle
>roll to resume frigate sneaking
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>>7586222
>222
>aw fuck yeah, perfect landing
Thanks, bud. Feel free to stick around.
>There's a Gumshoos grinning and watching the newcomer closely, a Pangoro chilling in the main room, and a Midnight Lycanroc raiding Policefag's fridge.
>It's a small apartment for this many Pokemon, but it's comfy.
Watchman, I'm copying this stuff and backing it up, then run it to our rendevous.
>The Gumshoos salutes.
We've got work to do, squad. Kanabo should be back in a few hours, if all goes well.
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>>7586278
Cool! I'll grab it.
>Go get chair for big booty boy.
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>>7586251
>Lalalala I can't hear you.
Your ass may not be as big as your friends but it sure did wiggle when i slapped it.
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What's up, bros?
Been a while since I, like, posted. Things have been a little busy.
How 'chu all doing?
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>>7586309
>The Porygon-Z nods.
Thanks. ...Is Kanabo the Greninja...?
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>>7586309
Say, do you have a plan for these IP goons because I'd rather be anywhere but here.
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>>7586312
Thanks, Stitch.
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>>7586376
>Come back with chair.
>Put chair down for the REAL shortsack.
Here ya go, cap'n.
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>>7586309
>Roll to locate the correct room from either noise or a pure hunch.
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>>7586364
Yeah. Half the department thinks I'm crazy for trying to rehabilitate him, but I don't really care what they think right now.
>>7586372
Plane needs refuelling, I'll see if the Alolans can take them off your hands.
>evens, he's got juice with them. Odds, Policefag is SOL for local aid.
>>7586406
I wasn't expecting more company, but you're welcome in.
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>>7586394
>Sit down and regain control of the wheel
Captain, huh? Guess that makes you Number One.
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>>7586461
>Interesting.
>Observe.
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>>7586469
I mean I guess. I think I've just been getting lucky today. You've been doing good work, Captain.
>Hang out with the Bones.
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>>7586484
>The Lycanroc is pacing around, the Pangoro is keeping an eye on the newcomers and Policefag and the Gumshoos are drinking coffee and copying the files.
>Gunshoos takes off, USB clenched in teeth.
Stay safe, Watchman.
>Uploading info to tips.unovaPD.gov...
>Uploading info to Wishileaks...
>Uploading info to backup server disguised as liquor review site somewhere in Hoenn...
This might take a while, hence sending Watchman as a courier.
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>>7586461
Welp
Fuck
Alolan police uncooperative, frigate in full radio silence mode...
>>7586342
Oh hello
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>>7586504
Thank you, but you have as well, don't just write it off as luck.
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>>7586562
>Continue observation.
>Stare at Policefag.
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>>7586592
We've both done a good job, dude.
>Roll to hug the Bones.
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>>7586584
Alolans aren't in a hurry to, like, take sides between Unova and the IP, bro.
I'll see if we can get the frigate to pick 'chu up - just hang on, kay?
>>
>sneaking around the frigate
>paranoia at maximum
>find an unlocked door
>roll to open quietly
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>>7586613
I guess so.
>Roll to save the plush hug
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>>7586676
>throw water balloon at
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>>7586689
>stealth roll out of the way commando style and hand pistols at the perpetrator who threw the water balloon
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>>7586684
>Successful hug.
>Doki doki.
>Roll for content sigh.
This is nice.
>>
>>7586599
>Policefag is officially unnerved.
Can I help you?
> Upload in progress - 47% complete...
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what shit is going on in aloha
im still here but like
n sent me a message telling me to help that rig group and like
so confused
-dave, this computer doesn't have dave images yet rip
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>>7586724
We need 'chu to take, like, some IP dudes and drag 'em to the frigate, bro.
Either there or to Castelia for Policefag to pick up.
They attacked the rig, and tried to frame the 'Mons there. It, like, didn't go well for them.
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>>7586718
>...
>Flip open bible on table.
>Spell out. "What are you doing?"
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>>7586706
Hah must have been scared off by my sweet imaginary hand pistols.
>investigate room
>it contains a sleeping abomination of some sort
>attempt to take pictures for documentation
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>>7586718
...
That guy's the one who helped me watch the Cipher guys.
...How did he get here from Orre so fast? I have an excuse, I went through the Internet...
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>>7586739
aw shit i already missed the ass kicking
damn
okay im like
five minutes out from the rig
probs head to the frigate after nabbing one
depending on whats closer
-dave
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>>7586716
..Yeah.
Yeah it is.
>Blush through skull somehow
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>>7586627
And that's pretty understandable, hopefully this will make them reconsider.
Thanks in advance with the frigate, or anything else coming to pick these thugs up.
>at least two agents winced in disgust at being called thugs, as much as the paralysis lets them
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>>7586756
>close door and continue exploration
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>>7586775
...
>Roll to kiss the fucker.
>Or at least mouthboop the skull.
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>>7586746
Sending documents to people.
Some rather unpleasant people have infiltrated and subverted an organization of significant authority and power.
This is the evidence on them, and on some of the people in dire need of an extended stay in the gray-bar motel.
>>7586763
Hmm. Curious. I won't question it too much, stranger things have happened.
Turning a would-be killer into an ally and an agent, for example.
>>
>>7586775
I want to post porn of you to rattle your bones but there is none of alolan marowak (that i can find) so consider yourself lucky.
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>>7586763
And he's also the same guy who went like the proto-kalosian guillotine on the IP nobility, I wouldn't anger him or question his motives.
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>>7586763
>Observe Porygon.
>>7586824
>Nod.
>Continue observation.
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>>7586806
>Get smooched
. . .uhm.
>Maximum overblush
>Kiss the cute plush back
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>>7586892
>Receive kiss.
You're cute.
>Kiss again, fuck it.
>How the fuck is he piloting the skimmer and kissuing at the same time.
>>
>more gay ghosts
F U C K Y E S
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>>7586950
>The skiff stopped a while ago, we just haven't got off.
S-shush.
>Kissu intensifies
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>>7586892
>>7586950
>>7587018
How about this i'll just post porn of the shortstack and fluster you both.
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>>7586830
Well, I suppose that's unfortunate for you.
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>>7586950
>>7587018
>tree watches the kiss from right beside the kissing ghosts
I am Tree
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>>7587055
What about you N, does this entertain you?
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>>7586844
>The Lycanroc is hanging around, pacing anxiously.
>The Pangoro is watching the Kabutops and the Lycanroc, obviously playing the responsible one.
>Policefag's still sending documents and trying to get ahold of people. He's stressed.
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>>7587078
You seem to be under the impression that I bother enlarging images anymore. I neither care to put forth the effort to do so nor wish to see the image, so I fear my answer is; no, I cannot be amused by what I have not and will never see.
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>>7587018
Oh, uh are we back at camp?
We should like, go.
>Smooch the Bones and tug him toward the exit.
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>>7587080
>Roll for comforting scythepats for Policefag.
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>>7587100
Ey N, we captured a bunch of IP guys that were trying to take down the oil rig
We need the frigate to swing by and pick 'em up
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>>7587142
Colress here. I can come pick them up.
What is your position?
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>>7587159
>Send GPS coordinates of oil rig
>...Should probably be there himself
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
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>>7587173
Yes we can be there shortly. Apologies for my absence I've been trying to tone Unit Six up.
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>>7587142
Hm... It appears Colress has already beat me to the question. I am in no position to pilot myself, so I suppose it is for the best.
>>
>>7587124
Oh um, yes, yes we probably should.
Heh.
>Kisses you on the cheek and leads you to my shack
>>
>>7587130
Thanks. It means a lot to know we're not alone in what we're doing, even though some folks would like to say we are.
>Policefag smiles.
> tips.unovaPD.gov upload complete!
> Wishileaks upload complete!
> Backup server upload complete!
You're welcome to crash here for a while.
Oran Berries are on the counter, rice is in the pantry, and ask before touching the scotch.
>glances at the Lycanroc.
Yes, you can. Pour me some too.
>Policefag kicks on some jazz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHdU5sHigYQ
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>>7587189
Hehe. You're cute.
>Follow after him and get ready for those sweet cuddles.
>>
>be aboard frigate sneakin around
>come across another door this time
>is it unlocked?
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>>7587178
11 incapacitated IP agents, another one dead in the rig and four others dead by suicide in the hands of the isolationists.
>>7587173
Hello again
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>>7587189
>>7587124
>tree follows being too stupid to understand whats going on
I am tree
>>
>>7587210
>Apparently it is
>N is going to have to have a talk with everyone about this shit
>Lock your damn doors
>>
>>7587210
>open the door slowly
>room reveals to show a bunch of boxes arranged in some crude fort formation
>snap a photo before scurrying down the hallway
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>>7587196
>Nod.
>Go back to bible.
>"Do you need help from our sect?"
>"We strive to bring change and help the world."
>"I study."
>"We can give you extra servers to upload to."
>>
Cumberchu
Cumberchu
CUMBERCHU
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>>7587216
Hey.
...Policefag's copying all those files and sending 'em to some very helpful places.
...Speaking of which,
>>7587196
Mind giving me a ring when you're done copying those files?
>>
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>>7587216
Are we keeping these idiots aboard and torturing them or dumping them off somewhere?
We've had an intruder that thinks the cameras haven't seen him for the last few days. It's kind of cute.
I take a sip of coffee every time I see him on the feeds.
>>
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>>7587218
>Tree won't fit through the door thankfully
>>7587207
Shushhh.
>Enter shackola
It's uh, kinda basic, but comfy.
>There's not much inside besides a bed, computer, and a corner full of blankets and pillows.
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>>7587266
>tree realises it wont fit through the door
>Goes over to a window and looks in
I am Tree
>uses Ingrain
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>>7587266
Waaaay better than an alleyway.
>Drag him and pomf into blanket pile.
>Initiate cuddlezone.
>>
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>>7587262
Yeah, I've been checking Wishileaks in the last hours.
>>7587264
Just enough time in the brig to get them to Policefag's unit at Unova, if we can get some info out of them before that's a plus. Alolan police wants to keep themselves as away from the shitstorm as possible.
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>>7587282
...Tree please.
>Shut the blinds
>>7587284
I suppose so
>Snuggle the cute plushghost
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>>7587317
Alright we'll be there shortly. Apologies I'm a little distracted watching this intruder scurry around.
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>>7587330
I am Tree
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>>7587236
>this isn't so hard
>why was everybody scared of team plasma?
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>>7587262
I'm done. Feel free to grab the hard copies, I've got this shit backed up pretty well now.
>>7587247
I'm not one to turn down help, friend.
Any information you find on whoever's subverted the IP would be helpful, and extra server space in case they find my more obscure backups would be handy.
In exchange, I can make sure any intel you want distributed gets to the right people.
>>7587317
I don't blame them for waiting, this is a fairly major shitstorm.
>Policefag passes a bowl of Oran berries to the Kabutops, and grabs a tumbler of scotch for himself.
Cheers, everybody.
>The music changes as the last track ends, and this starts playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r594pxUjcz4
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>>7587330
>Snugglezone the shortbones.
You ever snuggled with anyone before?
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>>7587344
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>>7587356
All right, thanks.
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
>collect hard copies
>run cyberspacewarp.exe
>give to Streambro
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>>7587356
>Show him a forum that has people posting and talking about the strange artifacts.
>"You may back up your things here."
>"Our followers will try to help you as well."
>The forum seems to be a split off of Helixcism.
>It worships Helix as a lower sort of creator with an unnamed god as the one that created it.
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>>7587364
No, no not really.
You're the first.
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>>7587365
>Play the "how many doors can I lock around the intruder before they panic" game.
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>Sandslash wakes up
>Yanmega never put him down so he's still being held by her
Uh...what happened?
Did you guys find the piece?
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>>7587407
Uh...It was a bone.
That's it.
-Yanmega
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>Sneaking through the frigate
>Locate doors labeled MEDBAY
>Attempt to open
>>7587403
...
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>>7587397
>Smoochify the Bones.
Nice to know I'm the first, hehehe.
>Cuddle those bones.
>>7587407
>Loud yelling from the Boneshack.
YEAH IT WAS A BONE, I DON'T KNOW WHAT IT WAS FOR.
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>>7587417
>There's a Brionne in there humming a song to himself.
Hm?
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>>7587344
Sometimes it amazes me the things that somehow find themselves aboard a flying ship.
>>7587356
Me neither.
>>7587369
aaaaand thanks. Frigate is going to arrive at any moment.
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>>7587417
>Lock every door in that sector actually.
>Watch the chaos.
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>>7587403
Ah, Colress, I've been meaning to speak to you.
The lock function on my door is apparently... non functional. Do you have the spare time to create a replacement?
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>>7587414
>still a sleepy Sandslash
>can barely keep eyes open
A bone? All that for a bone...?
>yawns
I hope it ends up being worth it, I guess.
>>7587426
...Where even are you shouting from?
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>>7587443
>Chuckles decides that's the perfect time to leave the medbay to grab something to eat. Namely, it'd be the first solid thing he'd have to eat since the surgery.
>...The door's locked.
>Cue, after a pause as he tries to find a way to unlock the door, panicked BWARKing.
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>>7587417
>doors fail to open
>start rummaging through bag looking for a device
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>>7587390
>Policefag raises an eyebrow.
Curious. I have only a passing familiarity with Helixcism, I suppose I'll look into the matter more.
Your help is appreciated.
>Running backup upload.
Thank you.
>The Lycanroc offers a hug,
>The music changes again: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seNLGODY_ew
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>>7587426
>Snug and kissu the plush
Mhmm.
>Slight wince at the yelling right next to my head, but continue the snugs.
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>>7587441
It's pretty strange. If I found them a threat I would strike them down with the Gensect Force, though.
>>7587447
Sorry about that. I've been goofing off with the locks. It should only respond to you now. If it still doesn't work I'll give it a physical lookdown.
>>7587469
>Okay open all doors in sector M3
>>7587480
>M3 sector is open again.
>Curious scientist noises.
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>>7587463
The bonezone! Now hush I'm trying to get my cuddles on!
>>7587486
>Lay those snuggles and kisses on thick.
So, like, are we boyfriends now? Sorry about the yelling, keheheh.
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>>7587494
>Chuckles calms down, then exits.
>Aparrently he's found out that the medical bed he's been on is motorized. Like one of those motorized wheelchairs.
>...Immediately see >>7587503
>Brionne blink
...Uh, hello...?
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>>7587482
>"You are welcome."
>Accept hug from dog?
>Give very tentative hug back because scythehands.
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>>7587506
Stitches has a cruuuuuush!
>and with that Sandslash goes back to sleep, apparently not noticing he's still being held by Yanmega
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>>7587506
It's fine, and uhm..if you would like that, sure.
I-I certainly would, heh.
>Bones has turned into an eggplant. Send help.
>Cuddle the soft plush boyfriendo(?)
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>>7587494
Thank you, Colress. Hopefully this will limit the number of random passerbys visiting my room.
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>>7587531
Shhh! We're boyfriends!
>>7587562
Yeah!! Boyfriends, heck yeah!!
>Kiss the boyfriendo and turn the cuddles up to max.
So, so, so. What should we do for dates? Do you like beaches?
Have you ever been out of Orre?
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>>7587515
>noticing the injured brionne you calm down, this must have been the sound you heard
>roll to bluff
Oh hello, I don't think we've met before I'm here to take a look at the uh medical equipment.
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>>7587588
...
Uhhh... okay...?
>Brionne glances up at the camera (roll for sneakyanon not seeing that or deeming it important) then shrugs and heads off to the mess hall.
>Time to FINALLY eat some fish now that he has a stomach that won't reject it for some odd reason.
>Seriously, fuck Aether.
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>>7587604
>watches the motorized bed roll down the hallway
>walks into the medbay and attempts to locate a computer
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>>7587586
>Engage maximum oversnug and smooches my boyfriendo on the forehead
Beaches are nice, I suppose.
And ah, no, I've never left Orre.
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>>7587566
Yes hope that works.
>>7587633
>Oh geez the power went out in that room EXCEPT the camera, door and necessary life support systems?
>And the door is locked now?
>Geez, must be faulty wiring.
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>>7587642
>He straightens up.
You've NEVER been out of Orre? Hoenn is super nice! And the desert is kinda like this one except with more quicksand! We gotta go there sometime!
>Kiss the boyfriendo and snuggle him.
You're sooo cute.
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>>7587649
>A man with this much money doesn't not splurge on fun things.
>Turn on that nightvision mode.
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>>7587604
Hey Chuckles, finally off the liquids?
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>Well I suppose Poilcefag has zoned out.
>Kabutops opens one of the windows and leans out of it.
>He taps his scythe against the frame.
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>>7587633
>Chuckles nods through a mouthful of fish
>gulp
Mhm. And I'm very, very much enjoying the first seafood I've had in a long time.
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>>7587680
>You see
>A strange looking key card with a some sort of device attached to it
>An Ultra Ball
>A pokedex
>Some odd pellets
>An assortment of pokemon healing items
>A gun
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>>7587715
>I'll need to give those a lookover.
>Pass the information of what the stowaway has onto N and John.
>Turn the power back on and unlock the door.
>Also set the camera back to normal mode.
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>>7587728
>roll to recover eyesight from sudden change in light
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>>7587673
Nope, and I've heard Hoenn is nice, but uh..quicksand...
>Sweat™
..Sure, why not. It'll be fun.
>Double smooches and a snug
Shhhh, you're much cuter.
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>>7587733
>Well that might have been a bad choice.
>A pair of shades drop from the ceiling.
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>>7587733
>>7587747
>blinks several times
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>>7587737
Are you scared of quicksand? Don't worry I'll keep you safe!
>Smooch the Bones back with power!
>Snuggle the Bones!
No waaaay you're cuter you make me feel so good, like, like...
>Roll to huggo the Bonezo.
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>>7587762
>Fuck.
>Look into files for replacing Zorua eyes.
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>>7587762
>cover is obviously blown but the mission must continue
>locate computer
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>>7587700
>Flies down to.
>Hands letter.
>Flies off.
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>>7587784
>computer located
>take zip cable from dex and insert into computer and load program and attempt to gain access
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>>7587784
>>7587816
>Loud coffee drinking.
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>>7587700
>(Policefag's Internet crashed, sorry)
It's pretty nice this time of year. City's a little loud for some, but I find it oddly comforting.
>Cool jazz continues to play.
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>>7587816
>happy yip
>bip bang boom in the computer
>launch data dump program
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>>7587816
>tap tap.
I don't think so.
Now how about we sit down and have a chat?
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>>7587838
>roll for perception check on the unknown human
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>>7587766
..Yes. eheh.
>Holy helix so much smoochin
Noo, you're definitely much cu-
>And then he got megahugged.
>And squeaked.
>Help.
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>>7587815
>Take letter.
>Read.
>Nod.
>Rip up.
>Toss pieces out window.
>Hyper Beam.
>>7587825
>Nod.
>Back to bible.
>"What do you do?"
>"Besides this."
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>>7587844
>Did someone say Mega?
>Because those dubs hugs just turned this Banette bigger.
>Lay those hugs on thick.
I love you so much!!
>Oops maybe a little less thick I think I hurt him.
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>>7587845
>Policefag smiles.
I'm a cop. Used to be you'd find me trying to keep various narcotics off the streets of Nimbasa, investigating abusive Trainers, or training cadets.
Now, I'm trying to coordinate unified Unovan police assets, convince the policy nerds not to completely lose their cool, and bring down what might be the biggest conspiracy since Aether got their cover blown.
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>>7587843
>3
>John sneaks up on the distracted Pokemon, and unplugs the cable.
Boo.
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>>7587862
>Has gone completely eggplant coloured
>And apparently became a squeaky toy as well
I-I love you too, Stitch.
>Wheeze™
>Hug the now even taller than me boyfriendo nice and tight
-Bones, completely out of cute imagery
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>>7587879
>falls out of the seat
W-what? Where'd you come from?
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>>7587866
>"I see. Thank you."
>"I have to be somewhere else. If you have need of me."
>"My designation is D3. Call and I will try to help."
>"A3 and H3 will also help."
>See self out.
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>>7587899
>Hug the boyfriend and never fucking let go.
>This is where he dies.
>I hope this wears off before Bones dies.
I love you so much, Bones!!
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>>7587923
Good question.
Here's a better one: why are you poking around at computers that definitely aren't yours?
>John looks unamused.
I suggest you give a full and honest answer.
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>>7587943
>Bones: Crushed
>Spine: Snapped
>Life: Absolutely amazing
>Just lets it happen and hugs the tol plush bf forever
>>
The board is set
The pawns are in their places again
The next clue will come soon
Rest your eyes
t̤̜̲͘o͔͇̮̺̫m͚͞o̡̠̯̠r̜͚͉̭̹̪͞r̷̫̱̘̦̫̳̺o͠w̨
The others we work with
Lurking
ḏ̼͠i̬̺̪͚͖s̼̭̤͕̜͖̰c̫̺̺̫͚̲̬o͎̱̥̱͚̰r̥͙̜̝̠̫d͔̰͕́
Watching
Feeding us information
ḙn̫͖͕̹̠͜d̸
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>>7587958
>attempt to appear innocent looking
Y-you're not g-going to h-hurt me are you?
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>>7587993
>Cuddle with the bf.
>Lighten up on the boneshattering hugs a little.
>Life is perfect.
>Lay the smooches on thick.
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>>7588006
That depends entirely on whether you swing on me first or not.
That said, my question stands: what exactly are you doing, and who are you doing it for?
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>>7588036
>bad situation
>bluff
My friends told me team Plasma had some neat info on some rare Pokemon and they dared me to sneak on the ship and find out about them, I already managed to get a picture of one of them.
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>>7588036
>>7588078
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>>7588018
>Kissu best plushie bf
W-we gotta find me one of those stones, heh heh.
>Snugglehugs intensify
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