/sug/ - Steven Universe General
Why are we still here? - Edition
Threadly question- What's the best track from SU?
Last Thread: >>7543329
[WEEKLY EPISODES STARTING IN FEBRUARY]
"The New Crystal Gems" - February 16th
>Connie helps look after Beach City while Steven is busy.
"Storm in the Room" - February 23rd
>Steven goes into his room in the temple to look for answers.
[NEW RELEASES]
>Steven Bomb 5 "Out Of This World" (episodes 11 to 15)
Direct/Torrent: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Marebucks: Starting fromhttps://marebucks.com/sun/112
[EPISODES & OTHER MEDIA]
>Episode downloads
1080p:https://mega.nz/#F!JotHkR6Y!giZlsdwr_k5ULQAIJKWrsw
1080p alt: https://sug.rocks/dl.html
Comics, soundtracks, older 720p/1080p episodes:https://mega.nz/#F!Y5E0BKjK!UsE19rOYDa5Ttl5QRFwgtw
>Official airing schedule in EST (click to the right of the logo)
http://www.cartoonnetwork.com/shows/steven-universe/pictures/index.html
[LEAKS] (make sure to use spoiler tags when discussing)
>2-minute previews and screenshots from CN server
http://kametsu.com/topic/54797-cartoon-network-unofficial-previews/
>Leakbot and other cool /sug/ stuff
https://sug.rocks/leaks.html
[OFFICIAL SITES]
http://stevencrewniverse.tumblr.com/
http://soundcloud.com/aivisura
http://keepbeachcityweird.tumblr.com
http://twitter.com/PERIDOT5XG
[MISC]
>SDCC Zuke/Tang Zine
https://mega.nz/#!eJ9EnSwT!8OUGwk3JOpCcrG7umF4xw3g9MKq4kp873LQvo3lxDQ8
>/sug/ writebin
http://pastebin.com/f86yQm0T
>Archived threads
http://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
http://desuarchive.org/co/search/text/%2Fsug%2F/type/op/
Official Fan Musician-
https://m.soundcloud.com/erbsnspices
>>7567314
>Why are we still here?
Just to suffer.
>>7567395
Sounds about right
Just us now, huh?
You guys ever feel lonely, even when there's other people around?
>>7567406
You me, and this brick wall we call the internet
>>7567314
Nigga you said you like /trash/ better
>>7567450
yes.
>>7567450
No, but I feel crowded even when there's nobody around.
>>7567455
I do, its a rhetorical
>>7567455
The other name was "Hello Is There Anybody Out There" edition
I want Pearl to dress like this
please post more blue holly to appease me
>>7567611
Shed be a reel gawdy at.
Good night, see you all 20 posts later, if that.
We outta raid /co/ /sug/ with our jaspers and weird ships, is pewey and jaspidot.
reminder that /co/ mods are faggots
>>7567719
But then all the people who say /trash/sug/ is the worst will be completely right. Why would you even suggest doing that you super retard?
indexer
zuke nudes leak when
>>7567759
I thought we were purposely /trash/y
is meme
juke
zuk
e
jaspislapidotnetevn
meme
>enpathy
why go
dddddddddddddd
ZUKE A JUKE
Y E L L O W Q U E E R
>>7567791
No, idiot.
>>7567881
Why does she need a gun, she could just magneto the bullets
imagine peridot
pissing
>>7567881
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in kindergartening, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on earth, and I have over 300 confirmed Perfect exit holes. I am trained in forced shard fusion and I’m the top kindergarter in the entire homeworld armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across homeworld and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shatter you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the homeworld and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the earth, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, clod.
>>7567929
onto lapis
>>7567826
>>7567858
lauren zukauskas likes lapiseridootooooooooo perideedddlleeeeediiiii
https://registry.theknot.com/lauren-zukauskas-erkens-cyreku-october-2012-ct/890327
zuke officioooolly married lapiss
>tfw u will never cum in zukes cock
I wish there were more overt neo nazis in new york. I'm finally making enough money to buy one of those hydraulic presses and I've always wanted to see what happens if someone head gets stuck in one
warm thick cinnamon milk
>>7568104
Are you implying jasper lactates chai?
>>7568009
lapidirts get out
>>7568094
Can you put Pearl's 18 inch dong into it too?
>>7568094
you fucking idiopathic moron
>>7568125
I was thinking more along the lines of horchata, but that sounds good too
creamy airy sweet milk
>>7568129
lapiss larvae and peritot do not apprexiate your language sir
>>7568130
why would pearl have a dick? Be honest with yourself, what genitalia, if any would pearl more likely choose? A smooth cleft or a pair of organs contained in a fleshy sack hanging off her crotch with a tube that looks amputated unless it's surgically altered
also, keep your futa out of my murder fantasies
>>7568154
Headcanon: garnet's left boob is doctor pepper and the right is electric blue raspberry slushie
>>756821
dont bully me like this
>>7568244
nigger
>>7568253
beofre u say words like that think about what zuke would say
test
>>7568272
zuke would try to get lapikys
>>7568276
face
>>7568327
oh god i cant stop cumming im cumming all over myself aaaa
Why is there no good SU porn comics
>>7568662
the fandom's collective taste is shit
>>7568662
did you forget this?
>>7568698
>zuke's secret sugar porn
>>7568718
Zuke keeps vials of Sugar's puke and sniffs them at night
what game do you want your gem of choice too play though
for me it is Stevonnie and dark souls III
>>7568749
i heard zuke gave sugar a yeast infection after raping her with a lollypop at the halloween party
>>7568662
I can make a fanfic if you like.
>Lapis lifts up her top
>Her boobs fall out
>They are blue
>She has two of them
>Her nipples are slightly off centre
>She pulls her top back down
>"there you go you jerk!"
>>7568799
>halloween party
>>7568798
For me it would be Peridot playing God of War III
>>7567002
Good shit dude.
fucking cheating ass piece of shit patriots...
>>7569227
slat
why is it okay to have niggers?
>>7569295
because blacks are not inherently worse than an other race
unless you want i.q.
>>7569227
>Caring about fagball
>>7569295
Niggers are our friends
>>7569508
Saw a black guy wearing a Steven Universe shirt and a MAGA hat today at the grocery store.
>>7569608
See? They're just like us
>>7569608
that is a friend you want to make
i want to die
>>7570332
But why anon?
>>7570397
depression
mine comes in wave and right now i have a strong erge to kill myself
>>7570421
I wish there was something I could do or say to help you anon.
Is there anything I can do?
>>7570568
can i have a hug
>>7570585
Oh course anon.
>>7570653
thank you
>>7570653
If you want to talk it through, I'm here to listen as best I can
>>7570678
why does depression suck
it will end and you will be alone
>>7570772
it's over
>>7570788
isnt it?
>>7570800
over
this is a sad theres
What's the use of feeling blue
Haha
>>7571169
kys
>>7571186
who that
>tfw /crit/ is full of parasites who refuse to critique other people's work
>tfw there are so many of them the parasites are going to get critiqued instead of me
>>7571276
Some guy who worked with sugar on adventure time or something
>>7571345
i want to fuck rebecca
>>7571186
Dee Bradley Baker, Voice actor who did a ton of background and minor voices for the show over the years.
>>7571372
No don't
>>7571345
i want to fug young rebecca
>>7571392
this should be the motto the this general
>>7571466
I want fuck Rebecca's dad
>>7571466
do you think she has an innie or an outie?
>>7571497
Ew, why not fuck steven instead.
unless you're into pasty saggy ballsacks.
>>7571466
It's weird how different she looks now. How old is she in this?
https://justsoyouknowstevenuniverse.tumblr.com/
Here is a template to make some. All I ask is don't make them too shitty. Also try not to steal people's art for them.
Or just give me a photo and the text you want on one
Font is crewniverse.
https://mega.nz/#!TZZjQZiA!CYNh1ZgfNQSoTu20NnjNcOSncD_tEThcUMGQotWBObE
http://i.imgur.com/Wmk4KGR.png
http://maxigamer.deviantart.com/art/Crewniverse-Font-V-5-MORE-ACCENTS-AND-SYMBOLS-540122768
https://soundcloud.com/lady-melody-1/whats-the-use-of-feeling-bluesung-by-blue-diamond
>>7571637
>Or just give me a photo and the text you want on one
"Rebecca Sugar admitted in an interview that she suffers from bulimia, which served as an inspiration for the character Opal. She also stated that she is receiving treatment for her disorder."
>>7571717
"Rebecca Sugar once claimed that she had challenged Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage to a steel cage at Wrestlemania, but bitched out last minute assuming he wouldn't accept it."
I'll use that picture too please
>>7571690
>>7571717
I don't know if it's best to post rumor ones on there
especially bad meme ones
>>7571855
>>7571873
Do it
I want to see Ian get triggered
>>7571873
and by that I mean if you want to make people mad you gotta wait until people start following it and complaining first
https://soundcloud.com/lady-melody-1/stronger-than-you-parody-heres-the-weather
>>7571916
That's okay if you want to wait for more followers, I just want to see it posted so I can soak in Ian's delicious rage
>>7572073
>>7572099
>>7572107
>>7572117
Does it taste good
Should I remove the "source" part at the bottom of the posts to try and make some more believable?
>>7572186
Make them as believable as possible
>>7572216
Any chance you know how I can get the sidebar thing to look like theirs? They are using a SU theme and I tried to figure it out. I almost had it but it was giving more than 2 a scroll bar for some reason. Also what FAQ should I add?
Also I'm not doing this maliciously. It just ruins the joke to put *THIS IS A JOKE BLOG at the bottom of fake DYK fact pages
>>7572299
>>7572216
also removed the source part they just led to this pic (Which is a parody of the original's source part)
>>7572299
I can't help you with the sidebar. Maybe try looking for tutorials for similar issues?
>Also what FAQ should I add?
You should say that your get your info from reputable sources, and list actual news websites.
Also, if you want more followers, you should use as many SU tags as you can
>>7572312
actually it might be best to leave the source part. Part of the reason people were on their side is because people were too dumb to check the sources. I'm sure anyone that couldn't figure out it's a joke isn't the kind of person to check sources either
>>7572363
This
>>7572347
Linking to 4chan as a source makes the URL not work it seems like?
https://justsoyouknowstevenuniverse.tumblr.com/faq
>>7572378
Sources are back on posts
>>7571892
Wait shit I forgot to add match after steel cage.. can you please redo it? I'm so sorry
>>7572444
>Ian after the bulimia post
>>7572451
No problem
I still had it open and also it's a template so it would take 1 minute at most to remake from scratch and also I can update the tumblr post so I don't even have to delete it to fix it
>>7572444
This is a cursed image
>>7572475
bulimia meme is dumb
>>7572480
Thanks yo! Also, how do I download the font?
Stronk
>>7572506
It's at the right of the post
>>7572518
Thanks yo!
>>7572492
You can't spell Best Meme without B, which stands for bulimia
checkmate
I have the sources in the style of the original now but they show up white instead of yellow. Any idea for the fix?
>>7572540
I think you have to go into the settings for font and change the color in the body of the posts to yellow
The worst thing about lapidot is that there was no episode where lapis and peridot fall in love. They're just all of a sudden fucking
>>7572564
Had to find it in the theme's code
got it
getting close
>>7572655
woops failed at the gif
so here is the other one
You'd think there'd be more porn here, is there like a separate place for gem porn? I'm a newfag to this place.
>>7572747
Here you go
>>7572747
Just depends on the crowd
They can't all be winners
>>7572943
I'm a fucking novice at best, but how do you guys make the photos pop up perfectly on the back without having the photo interfere with the template?
>>7573101
are you using the photoshop template?
Whoever is asking for me on my Pearl page on Facebook, eat a dick and i love you anon
>>7573148
Also, I don't have photoshop. That explains it
>>7573148
How would it work for gimp?
>>7573172
What program are you using?
>>7573188
psd files open fine in gimp and if you install a plugin fine in paint.net
>>7573196
Gimp, please don't bully me
>>7567314
Ded show,
Ded thread
>>7568236
>why would pearl have a dick?
Why not?
If I was a Gem I'd make my dick obnoxiously large, and prehensile as well.
Heck, if I didn't have to eat or breathe and could freely shapeshift I'd do all sorts of weird shit. Stuff that would give /d/ both nightmares and uncontrollable fear erections.
Have you ever seen the inside of a snail's mouth? It's tubular and filled with barbed teeth, and also basically operates like a fleshy chainsaw tunnel to pull food it while tearing it apart. THAT WOULD BE MY ANUS.
I'd create special meat caves in my back and store dangerous animals in there, and hatch them like a surinam toad if I was threatened.
>>7573402
Just wait until the next hiatus.
Most of our /trash/sug/ posters have betrayed us, but they'll all come crawling back.
>>7571938
i laughed
>>7567639
kill yourself
Love you /sug/
>>7571938
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M09oQ5tU-4
>>7573929
Come to /co/ and enjoy the conversation, Trash/sug/ is just that.
>>7573929
Bitch please, it's not even a betrayal anymore, we all would gladly multi tab if we knew drawfags were gonna be at /co/ most of the time.
>>7573929
>betrayed us
Anon I think you've been on the internet too long, stop taking shit so seriously.
>>7571690
Sound fag checking in, i think i wanna sample that shit
>>7574781
godDAMN she thicc
So how do we feel about Yellow Diamond making an appearance in the new Guardians of the Galaxy movie?
>>7574271
i love you too :3
>Yellow Diamond's song sucks
Can't do it anymore, fuck this show.
which anime character is blue diamond ripping off? I'm getting some real strong 70's anime vibes from her, and I feel like her whole head is just copypasted from like.. a leiji matsumoto character or something.
>>7576183
Daft punk - one more time - blue lady
>>7576287
mmmnope, I don't think that's it. I'm really just not sure. I've just got this gut feeling she's designed like every sequence in this show that's supposed to convey emotion: copied from a popular anime.
>>7576035
She has a slightly lazy eye.
>>7576130
>your opinion sucks
im doing just fine
Connie is love.
>>7576615
Connie is best girl
>>7576615
connie is for gf
Pearlven.
>>7576615
I had a Connie once. It didn't have a happyending.
>>7577011
did you have a relationship with a 12yo brown girl?
i don't think that's legal anon
This is a new Becky!!! Becky is the best!!
>>7577007
>that little gaze at steven
cute
shame tho, next episode hes back to wearing his old gear before he lands on earth, I wanted to see reactions
I want to get molested by Lapis!
>>7577158
Except I was 12 too, so it wasn't illegal.
>>7577272
>"Ryūjin no ken o kurae!"
>>7577294
Come here little piggy
I mean, you got this pearl
>>7577280
>Not being raped by Lapis while chained up with her water powers.
>>7577322
>>7577313
>that everything
I dont really find amethyst all that great but damn it if I dont love her in this get up
>>7577350
you are a disgusting piece of shit pedophile.
>>7577584
Not him, but there is literally nothing wrong with pedophilia.
>>7577670
Who the fuck's Brad?
>>7577606
true. people shouldn't be demonized over a mental condition.
>>7577584
I'm not Lapiss.
>>7577697
(You)
>>7574652
Please do
>>7578251
is masturbation good for dopamine?
>>7578280
indexer
>>7578296
I guess
>>7578296
So are bananas.
>>7578416
>>7577313
>cc drew art of my waifu at last
i'm so happy
>>7578855
indexer memes
syk
meme
shit
p
o
s
t
god why
reeeee
flps
I don't get it
>spamming on a dead general
okay
>>7579313
dude same
>>7579313
Probably /tlhg/ getting butthurt about something again.
>>7579441
nah it's just me
>>7579468
YOU??
>>7579475
yes me
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCyes_g9Ew9DRIVPMkTvjIAg
So what is all this then?
reeeee
nuigger
mwmw
aiwjm
oej8ij kj'a
>>7567314
How's /sug/ doing today? Personally, I'm fine.
>>7580145
Doing okay, but I think someone is having a stroke in-thread.
>>7580145
good
Has /sug/ noticed that there's going to be more Funko Pop figures?
>>7580754
Until /sug/ comes back to /trash/ around Feb 10th - March 20th or so, you should shitpost in /co/
>>7580788
I want this company to fucking die already. They killed the vinyl figure industry and replaced it with their dead-eyed midget buttplugs.
I don't even buy vinyl figures and it still pisses me off.
>>7581400
Anybody know if the Cinnabarbie Jasper daki is still for sale?
>>7581491
>Cinnabarbie Jasper daki
You could have just typed this into google instead and found out.
>>7581557
memems
do you have an innie or an outtie belly button
i have an innie
>>7574497
who is am?
>>7582417
angeliccmadness
>>7582512
thank you very much baby
>>7581943
Anyone who has a outtie belly button is a deformed mutant and must be exterminated
and why not, the pearl one too
Requests?
https://picarto.tv/SUGman
:^)
>>7582956
thank you for not telling people to kill themselves
>>7582981
but I just condemned Peridot to certain death
>>7582761
The temple woman as a gem.
>>7583017
good
>>7582761
Peridot as Darth Vader (Limb enhancers)
and the diamonds as a double emperor.
>>7582761
Opal as an eighties rock n roll woman.
>>7583196
*stream
>>7583219
are we allowed to fug him
>>7583236
shure
>>7583472
hug peridoodley
>>7583514
may i have a hug
>>7583538
everyone gets a hug
>>7583552
thank you
*hug*
>>7581512
I have, and it keeps coming up with the print.
>>7583236
Yea you can
I'm just so fucking sick of this. The entire world is moving towards a fucking race war again and I just help but be disgusted. I really wish I could do something about it. I wish I could kill an ideology
>>7584229
buy a mosin negant
>>7584331
a what now?
>>7584355
a mosin 90-31
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mosin–Nagant
>>7584355
Holy shit-
/k/ would've waged Jihad if they saw this.
>>7584380
FELLOWS
Here's an upcoming episode preview, for those of you who haven't seen it yet
http://ht.cdn.turner.com/toon/big/preview/tve/CARE1001311700019215_B13R1.mp4
>>7584229
Make sure you kill the right one this time
;^)
>>7583552
Can sound fag have a hug?
>>7584443
but i have no money
>>7584457
you. I'll start with you. It's not worth making a distinction between irony and legitimacy, one just encourages the other
>>7584465
Then be a cheap fag and get a Hi-Point.
>>7584507
Start with yourself
>>7584507
again if you want to kill him there is no better (or more cost effective) way than a mosin.
>>7584543
>there is no better (or more cost effective) way than a mosin.
A rock would be better and more cost effective than that thing.
>>7584543
Russian Engineering is a meme.
The mosin has to be one of the most autistic things I've seen.
>>7584444
>Raven and Paul
aaaaaaaaaand it's discarded
>>7584507
How can you kill me when you have no funs?
>>7584610
>Russian Engineering is a meme
The AK lineup is pretty solid at least.
Is Lapis an autistic slut?
>>7584651
buy an AK
>>7584662
Have a (you)
>>7584641
Yeah, it's amazing what you can do when you steal the M1 Garand's action and the idea of an intermediate cartridge automatic rifle from the Germans.
>>7584674
Buy an SKS
>>7584685
Even the Mosin is taken from a turn of the century Belgian design.
>>7584710
not an m39
pleb
>>7584620
I have fun but I literally cannot hear anything political without grinding my teeth. I basically have to watch and read optimistic bullshit near constantly to offset my extreme and festering cynicism. I've been a rageaholic for years but I've never wanted to kill so many people so much in all my life, I would be legit worried for my sanity if I wasn't too far gone already
>>7584687
Y tho?
>>7584229
>a fucking race war
Nah. Unless you live in the Middle East or something.
>>7584777
Checked.
I MUST DEFEND MOTHERLAND FROM FROIEGN INVADERS
Every time I come here it always gets autistic.
I guess I have finally mastered
WEAPONIZED AUTISM
>>7584758
I live in america. It's almost certain within the next few months unless someone defuses agent orange
buy a PMK gas mask and an AGS-30 Automatic grenade launcher
>>7584880
http://www.ebay.com/itm/like/262652329628?lpid=82&chn=ps&ul_noapp=true
>>7584930
Still one of my favorite /sug/ moments
>>7584982
buy an akm
>>7584982
I was here for this one.
>>7585025
yes i wanted a seizure
also buy an ak74
Imagine SU exactly like it is now but with Trump as Steven's father instead of Greg
>>7585025
But what if the Nazi's escaped to space and somehow found the gems?
And what if they succeeded in destroying their empire?
And they've been selling broken gems to us to fund their Wehrmacht?
>>7585083
WE NEED TO BUILD A YUGE SPACE WALL
AND WE'RE GOING TO HAVE THE GEMS PAY FOR IT
>>7584904
>>7585150
go buy a ppsh-41
>>7585102
kill yourself
>>7585174
indexer
go buy an ak 47
Make a new thread
>Be red sniper on 2fort
>get hit once by enemy sniper
>unscope and start running to the cabinet
>see terrifying one-eyed scottish cyclopes
What do?
>>7585281
buy an AK
>>7584888
Kek, it's nowhere near that bad. I can tell you don't live in the USA. It's really not bad.
>>7585281
HUNTSMAN LUCK
INSTANT HEADSHOT
THrow piss to be sure.
>>7585281
Deactivate the atoms, anon.
It's the only way.
>>7585338
You're either an idiot, or have your pasty white ears so far up your small intestine that you're completely oblivious to the world around you
Episode leaked.
Peridot and Lapis cosplay the Crystal Gems while patrolling the town with Connie in Steven's clothes and have a fight, this is possibly the uprooting.
>>7585409
Oh no, you're retarded.
good night
>>7585409
you must be one of those far left liberals scared of trump if you're calling that guy an idiot. the country will be fine, don't get your panties in a knot.
My uterus hasn't expelled itself for a month and half now, should I be concerned?
I've never fucked anyone except myself, so I'm definitely not preggy
>>7585689
Cum stays fertile 8 days after a guy ejaculates if it's not cryogenically frozen. Have you experienced any illness or barfing?
>>7585129
Well, they could always try to convince the cluster to fuse into a dyson sphere instead of a monster.
>>7585726
>Have you experienced any illness or barfing
Nope, I feel normal.
I don't think I've sat in any suspicious sticky fluids within the past three months so I think I'm safe.
I think it might be my thyroid or my uterus is broken.
>>7585834
You should go get a check up at a doctor, it's not uncommon to miss a period if you have
>Been put under a large amount of stress
>Gained or lost a substantial amount of weight
or
>Exercised too much.
It could also be a more serious condition, like clamidia or another condition. You said it was a month and a half. Most doctors recommend that if you miss your period f1.5-2 months you should see a doctor.
>>7585575
Nope: >>>/co/89722550
>>7586124
>It's probably going to be a for real fight with them getting platinum mad at each other and using their powers
What do you think's going to cause it? My bet is one of them hurts Steven.
New thread it up