ITT: Pokémon are real
Which of the experimental Pokémon is your favorite?
http://pastebin.com/3niQbt3i
>>7558243
Like Azoth!!!
Like Silvally!!!
Type Null!!
Type Null favorite!!!
Am Type Null!
>>7558243
ones that are capable of flexing
>Flex
experimental?
>>7558557
Oh, yeah, stuff like... Mewtwo, Genesect, Type: Null, those Aether experiments that showed up recently...
>slowly wakes up
>realizes sylveon is in a weird position....
uuh
>nudges gently....
>She wakes up
>Somewhere on the frigate
>Looks like they gave her a room to sleep in?
(I couldn't think of anywhere else to put her)
>Looks like everyone is still sleeping
> She decides to look at the thread
>>7558243
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>>7559495
>gently pushes the sylveon off.
>he is cute sleeping....
>walks into bathroom to clean up!
>>7558243
I would have to say type null is pretty awesome!
>>7558243
>>7559453
...
That image... that image just brings up bad memories...
...W-well, either way, uh... I'm not going to say. Mainly because I'm one of the "Aether experiments that showed up recently". It'd be weird to play favorites with what I consider to be family.
>>7559996
>>7560208
>done cleaning up...
>walk into kitchen for breakfast
>...
>Sylveon left the brown water out...
>looks around...
>no one in the kitchen
>gulp gulp
>taste really good.
>heard syvleon mumble something in the other room
>turns on the tv...
(reminder the swap lasts until tomorrow)
>>7560259
(I thought it lasted until afternoon today)
>>7560262
(Same)
>Sandslash wakes up in the open sand near an oasis
>must have fallen off Bones' sled while asleep
..What happened?
>>7558243
Gonna have to say Unit Five.
He used to be a dick but now he seems pretty cool.
>>7560385
(Dunno* not now, fucking phone)
>>7558243
The Units are cool! If I didn't already make my superhero costume based off Dusty I would have made it based off them.
This frigate is soooooo coooooool.
>>7560432
hugs
>is still watching the thread not paying attention to the world around her
>>7560073
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>>7560432
are you a superhero?
that's so cool
>>7560477
(Your morse code translator broke)
>>7560437
Thank yoooou!
>>7560484
Sure am! I work to keep the world safe!
>>7560489
(Did it? I'm using http://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html for this that's why unless your talking about the (n) that was on purpose)
>>7560502
(I was, the (n) broke the translator. I'm also using that one)
>>7560491
i want to be a hero when i grow up
>>7560237
Zorro are you drinking Frankie's scotch?
>>7560514
(Fuck sorry try separating the part before and after the (n) that's how I did it also sorry for my lack of commas and other grammatical errors I need to hide myself from a group of particulars who might recognize me for it)
>>7560518
Just remember to keep training and you'll become one!
I've been training for weeks and I've still got a long way to go. Never give up, follow your dreams!
>>7560523
.... this is frankies?
I thought it was yours!?
>is already buzzed
Y-ou where drinking it!
>>7560577
I'm a baaaad sylveon
>>7560586
.....
you WHERE trying to get me in trouble!!!
>>7560595
I didn't tell you to drink it!
>>7560602
(You didn't tell him not to)
>>7560608
(I was asleeeeep)
>>7560602
.....
ill put it back only a few sips are missing....
>>7560626
>giggle
Nah it'll be fine keep drinking
>>7560638
.....I will get in trouble though! He said not to!
>>7560648
It'll beeee Fiiiiineeee
>>7560657
>reluctantly takes the glass...
are you sure? I do not want to make frankie mad...
>>7560672
That's a good girl now drink up
>>7560689
>takes a little guilty sip...
we should buy him more...
i dug up a star piece the other day.... We could use that to pay for it!
>>7560695
Sure, sure though you'd have to find a liquor store that sells to Pokemon first.
>>7560549
Hey superhero, there's a monster on the frigate. Shouldnt you do something about that
>>7560706
>Sure, sure though you'd have to find a liquor store that sells to Pokemon first.
...You guys don't have those in Kanto?
>>7560728
I've honestly never gone out and bought alcohol so I figured they'd only sell to humans, excuse my ignorance if that's incorrect.
>>7560712
A monster? Where!
I'm on the case!
>>7560741
Fair enough.
I was under the impression all liquor stores sold to Pokemon, because that's the case here in Orre.
Although I guess different regions probably have different laws and regulations about that kind of thing.
>>7560706
...
I hope they will.... why would the not?
>>just slams the entirety of the contents of the glass out of nervousness...
>>7560728
I do not know i have never been in one.
>>7560799
That uh was pretty quick. You want some more?
>Passed out during the psychic ohfuckwhatareyoudoing
>Almost missed the flight
>Burning my last week of paid vacation
>Neighbor messaged me that some odd guy was nosing outside my apartment
>I'm getting really tired of these flights
>My feet hurt
>I wish I could teleport
>>7558243
Hard to pick, but as a robotfag, I'm picking the Genesect. Also that odd snake thing that was found last night.
>>7560790
Orre is a very "special" place.
>>7560817
....
i do not know...
>feeling pretty good right about now
i feel bad for drinking it...
>>7560799
>>7560817
...Probably a good idea to go check to see if you can get more before continuing to drink all of the guy's alcohol.
>>7560827
That's one way to put it, yes.
At least it's got a nice desert.
(question what is your stance on Pokemon having and using Pokemon as if they were a trainer
>>7560827
Policefag reporting.
If you need a safehouse, just sing out.
As for the IP situation, the starched suits are arguing it out over whether Unova had the right to do what we did. We took some casualties, but our operation was successful. We're looking through seized data now.
>>7560827
>Still ignoring her current surroundings
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>>7560878
You're probably right.
>>7560866
C'mon Zorro let's go find a liquor store, assuming you can still walk straight.
>>7560917
haha i can TOTALLY do that!
>stands up wobbles a little bit and follows sylveon....
I do not remember where i put that uuh star piece...
>>7560927
Well we're going to need it...
>>7560935
Hold on let me think....
>holding head
.....
It is out in the backyard!!!
>>7560942
Why would it be back there?
>>7560895
Thanks, but kind of hard of change direction 1/4 into a long flight. En route to the houseboat, hopefully this all blows out during the week.
And of course there are always those bureaucrats that can't discern morality without a book telling them what is or not.
>>7560959
(welp)
>>7560891
(.....hmmm i do not like it but it depends i guess...)
>>7560947
I buried it! haha.... Help me look?
>>7560972
...You want me to dig? Do i look like I dig?
>>7560984
>runs out the back door in a semi straight line...
Yes!
>Starts digging holes...
>>7560891
(That depends, were they originally a human? The people changed by the wishening still behave as a trainer to their Pokemon. Otherwise I'd say I'm not really fond of the idea, as the Pokemon likely would have had no reason to form a trainer-Pokemon type relationship instead of a regular Pokemon-Pokemon friendship)
>>7560991
Yeah no.
>>7561019
well suit yourself!
>digs up a dirty star piece on the 3rd hole
SEE? i told you!
digging is a lot of fun...
>face and paws are covered in dirt.
>>7561030
Now go clean yourself up before we go, I'm not gonna be bitched out because some store clerk got pissed off you dirtied up their clean floor.
>>7561044
>Fuschiafag wanders out.
>Evens Frankie is oblivious, odds you got splainin to do
Where's th' coffee... need breakfast, too.
>>7561044
>looks at paws
haha Yeah ok ill wash these...
>heads toward bathroom
>>7561071
Hey t-there!
>pokerface
>>7561071
I've done absolutely nothing wrong
>evens pokerface
>odds you see right through it
>>7561091
>maintain pokerface
>>7561091
....
ask sylveon!
>innocent smile
>glares at >>7561099
>>7561099
>can't do it
>>7561120
>>7561146
Well to be fair I was drinking it last night after you fell asleep while zorro and slugma were going at it and I forgot to put it up. Zorro found it and started drinking on it and one thing led to another heheh...
>>7561146
>drunk words
Well FIRST of all i was going to buy you like two more bottles...
SECOND of all Sylveon said it was ok
THIRD of all I am sorry... I would have asked if you were here...
>>7561177
>SECOND of all Sylveon said it was ok
>audible sweating
>>7561146
d-does this mean you are going to disown me now?
>looks at ground
>>7561243
We will replace it twice!
>a little wobbly as the alcohol sets in
>>7561243
>is still super depressed now...
I am sorry... You do have good brown water though...
>>7561243
>Sees Zorro getting pets
>Stares longingly
>evens maintains composure
>odds whines like a pup
>>7561243
>Slugma slithers into the room
>Nervously looks at Fuschiafag and Ninetales
Good morning...
>Sweats lava
>>7561321
>whispers
Hey i told you we would get in trouble....
>>7561310
yeah ok!
>>7561323
Oh hey there slugma!
we are going to sell this super rare star piece...
......
want to come along?
-zorro
>>7561325
>does a little dance
Doesn't matter got pets
>>7561334
>Nervous
Yeah. Sure.
-Slugma
>>7561380
>ya little wobbly
y-you look a little jumpy...
Do you want a hug?
>>7561335
..... We got caught though!
>>7561392
>Is close behind
>>7561395
What does, doesn't matter got pets, mean to you?
>>7561392
>Follows a skip in their step
>>7561392
>Fuschiafag manages to be the one who rips
>>7561421
Nah. Hell, you're welcome to join the team on a permanent basis, if you're so inclined.
>>7561426
You too. Just ask before going at the drink next time. It's not super-pricey, but it's not cheapo drunk-sauce either.
> buys the bottle, and a few more things.
> pets everybody except Slugma, and that's just because lava-body.
>>7561421
What is there to be worried about
>smiles
>>7561426
...... WE GOT IN TROUBLE
>>7561443
>he knows
>is visibly about to die from embarrassment...
>>7561443
...
I would like that.
You really don't mind?
>Looks up at him expectantly
-Slugma
>>7561458
I HAVEN'T BEEN PET IN YEARS DAMMIT
>>7561466
....I would have pet you if you asked
>>7561443
Yeah i will....
>>7561458
I wasn't sure how you felt...
But you seem to be happy.
-Slugma
>>7561443
>You too.
W-wait what are you offering?
>>7561499
>smiles at slugma
Oh i am happy...
Are you?! It is ok if you are not....
>>7561591
I'm happy
>Smiles at Zorro
-Slugma
>rape
>>7561639
huh? what is that?
isn't it something bad people do?
>>7561653
>Slithers up to the great ball
>Touches the button, and is transferred inside
-Slugma
>>7561627
ok good
>sigh of relief
it was not that awkward was it? I thought it was fun...
>>7561653
Waiting anxiously for their decision....
>>7561669
>waiting...
>Pokedex dings
>Fuschiafag presses the button again, letting Slugma out.
Sweet.
>>7561653
>taps the button on the greatball with a ribbon and is absorbed by red light and transported inside
>>7561669
>>7561895
oh cool!
>>7561891
Yeah home is always the best!
>dances around
>>7561865
yay!
>>7561639
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU THATS THE WORST POSSIBLE THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO A PERSON AND YOU ARCUESDAM FUCKING KNOW THAT!!!
SO HOW ABOUT YOU CALM YOUR VAGINA OR DICK AND HAVE BOTH OR MORE PARTYS CONCENT YOU HORNY RETARTED PIECE OF WORTHLESS SHIT!!!
Hey GladioN, you guys still doing that LP? Am I still invited?
>>7561911
.....
>mumbles
itiskindofhotifyouareroleplayingit
>>7561895
>Fuschiafag lets Sylveon out of the ball
Alright, that settles it.
Want to head home, team?
>>7561936
I guess it's ok if it's roleplay...
OTHERWISE I'LL FIND YOU AND END YOU MYSELF, IF AI DIDN'T TURN HER FUR INTO A PELT I WOULD OF SKINNED HER BODY MY FUCKING SELF
Not you Zorro,im just ranting here
>slightly calmer turtle
>>7561955
>excitement intensifies
Hey uuh... can i buy some brown water now to?
>smiles
>>7561970
.....
>embarrassed
>>7561978
yay! I am looking forward to it!!!
Anyone hee Hoennfag?
I saw some weird like...
Big oversized Garchomp
>>7561955
>has a family again
>excitement building
>evens contain excitement
>odds let it loose
>>7561999
>>7561955
>Ffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkk can't contain iiiiiiit
>launch self into Frankie's arms
>>7561663
>puts bucket over
>>7562011
>manage to tackle zorro instead
>>7562011
>Frankie is knocked to the floor.
>bonk
Oof... heheheh.
Let's head home, cute stuff.
>headache confirmed, it's actually scotch time now
>Carries Sylveon on out.
>>7562014
>distressed scorpion noises
someone help.... wait i did this before i can do this i will free myself of this
>evens: breaks the bucket open
>odds: fails and stay stuck
>>7562031
>>7562039
It's okay. Let's head home, you cute nerd.
>Fuschiafag gives pets, heads home
>>7562025
>gets tackled
>giggling
HEY!
>>7562062
>follows
>>7562036
>looks at the wrecled bucket
haha did you look at that, who ever keeps puting putting things to get me stuck, i'm stronger now, you can't cage me now or never again
>>7561924
We still plan on doing the LP at some point, yes. We've just been a bit... busy as of late. If you wish to join in you are certainly welcome to.
>>7562149
Mind if I brrring a frriend?
>>7562156
.... perhaps. Is this friend a shiny ditto?
>>7562172
No she's the Goodrrra/Sylveon Hybrrrid Colrrress operrated on yesterrrrday. Don't worry about hugs though, she uh... She's kinda scarrrrrred of you guys.
>>7562099
>puts a bucket with deoxys's face painted on the inside over
>>7562211
i won't fall for this it time
>dodges the bucket
>>7562189
If she's comfortable with whatever games we may be playing then I see no problem.
We have yet to pick out what game is going to be done for this stream, but I do remember an anon suggesting Truth or Dare.
>>7562231
>>7562231
Oh Skorupi!
Look how strong you've gotten~
I bet Deoxys is so proud~
.....
>walks out to the backyard...
>digs up some whiskey...
>looks around
>>7562237
...That's a good way forrr things to get weirrrd if my last game was any indication. I was thinking an actual video game. Up to you though.
>>7562296
>Fuschiafag confirmed for nap
>rip
> (irl is happening sorry fampai, maybe in the evening westcoast time i can get back for actual nonshitpost rp)
>>7562268
>throws egg at
>>7562296
>>7562321
>bad thoughts trying to block out with alcohol
>starts guzzling the bottle
>tfw no hot DNA daddy
>>7562394
>You hit one of the plushies in the room
>It fails to break due to being cushioned by soft fluffy goodness
>>7562423
>throw golden statue of a delphox at
>>7562527
>You missed!
>It clatters on the floor, hitting none of the plushies
>>7562237
...I wouldn't mind playing Truth or Dare with you guys.
>>7562396
>go to couch to lie down....
>thinking of sylveon and slygma
>>7562563
>throw rock at
>>7562685
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7562268
he sure did
but wasn't you the one who lied to me and said that he was in danger?
>>7562685
>The rock clatters to the ground as well!
>>7562820
How is it a lie?
At any moment anyone has the potential to be in danger~
The ghost has no experience with a Deoxys, it would have been easy for him to make a mistake~
Plus, if I hadn't told you to go you would still be at home and never would have met Darkrai or that ghost!
You owe me for your new friends~
SUMMONING
THE
FRENCH
FRY
>>7562572
Oh, we gonna play a game?
Always fun to play games with friends.
>>7562876
>TRACE IP
ODDS: I GET VANNED IRL
>>7562876
....
Are you still coming to kanto?
>>7562876
now that you say like that, you're right thank you mister, but now i'll grounded, because mom is scared of losing me again
and uncle gadreel gave me this pretty pendant to protect me
so when does the shortstack bf show up?
>>7562299
I doubt there will be much of a problem. Unlike the time you played Truth or Dare none of us will be inhaling pheromones.
.... probably.
At most Gladion and I may or may not be drunk.
>>7562572
Ah, well perhaps we'll turn this into a group stream. GladioN plus friends.
>>7562962
who? and what is a shortstack?
>>7562974
Don't doubt Palkia. But yeah, should be fine.
Do we need to purrreparrre the salt pentagram to wake up yourrr boyfrrriend orrr not?
>>7558243
Mewtwo is the best!
>>7563012
The made for lewd Banette
>>7562931
Soon!
You'll see~
I'll even bring a surprise~
>>7562939
Well
Show her the pendant!
The pendant will protect you~
You're a strong Skorupi, remember?
>>7563145
oh the mister banette, he said the he will come here to play videogames with me later,
he is made for lewd? what is lewd? is it a game, and he's really good at it?
>>7563213
Ohhh! really!
I love surprises!
>>7563213
i know that i'm strong, but mama still worries about me, and i went away without telling her, so it was my fault and i should stay grounded until she says so
>>7563145
Stitch is not for lewd.
>>7563088
.... I'll be sure to be careful in regards to Palkia. I suppose we'll just have to see what happens.
If you want to try and wake Gladion up I won't stop you, but I'm not going to help either.
(I'm pretty sure his roleplayer is either sleeping or busy. Can't say I've ever seem him posting at this time of day. )
>>7563400
sexual what is that? and what makes someone made for it?
>>7563400
.....
>>7563400
I disagree.
>>7563698
but you keep saying these think that i understand just to make you look smarter, what sex means, and you will what?
breed, that sounds wierd
>>7563698
....................................................
>>7563698
>i am going to breed him
Try it and I will tear you to pieces.
>>7563698
>>7563400
Sex?
Uh, I don't even have genitals, dude.
>>7563859
That's what slugma said and turns out he lied.
>>7563698
This is what I wake up to now.
What is my unlife.
>>7563898
>>7563912
..............
PLS
>slams the alcohol down....
>>7563926
Did you ask this time zorro?
>>7563943
SSHSHHHHH
>whispers
this one is mine... I bought it and buried it in the backyard...
>>7563912
At least I have friends.
And I'm not some cruddy human.
>>7563954
And you're not sharing?
>>7563912
Please stop harassing Stitch.
>>7563955
yeah and you are my friend
>happy clacking
<H-How Lewd!>
>>7563965
d-do you want some? it is a big bottle....
>>7563996
...............
>>7563996
Busted.
>Goliso used First Impression!
>>7563996
I will erase you and your sinning ways from this mortal plane in a swath of holy flame.
>>7564047
Made for lewd!
>>7564065
Dude don't turn this on me. I'm tryin' to figure out where this damn marsh thing is
>>7564062
You'd better not come back fucker.
>>7564065
Don't you start.
>>7564062
who hurt you
>>7564082
I'll start posting porn with my one arm, I'll do it i'm crazy.
>>7564077
where are you mister golisopod?
i have a map of sinnoh here
>>7564108
Pastoria City I think? Yea that's what the sign says.
>>7564061
>>7564082
So, uh, anyway. How's the haul, guys?
>>7564032
DELTE THIS, FAITH WILL FREAK
>>7564164
>pulls on zipper
>>7564164
Well, I got a bunch of scrap, and money I have no use for. So better than my usual scavenging sessions.
>>7564096
If you value your arm I'd recommend against doing that.
>>7564164
I still have that USB stick on me. Also I think I fell off the sled while I was asleep because I woke up near the oasis.
>>7564148
oh you're already there, it's near the pokemon center
>>7564032
Unf.
Now turn them around.
Make the other heads kiss.
>>7564193
QUIT IT.
>>7564195
>>7564199
Nice! I got like six of those hard drive thingies and some files and a book.
I dunno what the book is the cover was kinda faded.
>>7564199
>99
You dun it nao
>>7564173
<Me freak, over wha->
>>7564032
<WHO MADE THOSE? Why are they in the closet?>
>>7564207
Oh sweet. Look for the big dude.
>>7564252
i didnt need to see that
>>7564238
I wish I had gotten a better haul, almost every room I searched was empty and then I got distracted by Zigzagoon.
>>7564252
I will fucking find you.
>>7564252
why
>>7564319
You're fine, bud. You did good.
>>7564319
Come get me big boy
>>7564316
How about this then?
>>7564280
okay i'll keep a look out
>evens: finds golisopod
>odds: try again and keep looking
>>7564327
why are you like this
>>7564266
I DON'T KNOW
AHHHHHHH
> Unnecessary Turtle screams
>>7564252
it's that gross thing again and it's puking too
...... Colress, would it be feasible for you to create a genitalia-less body for that Banette?
I'm tired of seeing porn everytime I come here.
>>7564327
Tell me where you're at, I fucking will.
>>7564357
Various reasons
>>7564327
>Stitches used Shadow Claw.
>>7564373
I mean I guess.
I'd rather just send Unit Two to harvest the porn person's organs frankly.
>>7564345
I'm chillin' near the entrance. Where ya at?
>>7564410
Do it.
>>7564389
Fix them.
>>7564324
>>7564390
M E G A E V O L V E
Sup
>>7564454
>>7564458
Yes I'm tracing it now and sending Unit Two.
remember to report and hide
>>7564427
>skorupi comes out of the main entrance
hello, mister golisopod c'mon in i'll show you the way
>>7564361
>Faith stares at the two girafarig plushes in the closet
<This doesn't make any sense why->
>Joy gives a cry of alarm, causing Faith to look back and give a gasp of horror. Before them is a twisted mockery of what they were, staring back at them. It shambles awkwardly, as a low female voice says in a muffled voice
There you are....
>Faith truns around and backs away
<B-buddy, why are you in that costume? Y-your thoughts->
>the mock girafarig tackes another step forward
There is no Buddy. I am Faith...
>another step
.....and there can be only one!
>>7564390
>Grabs at left eye
Haha fucking hell I guess i have bad depth perception now
>Porn anon threw out a pokeball containing Primarina!
>>7564458
THICC
>>7564390
>Primarina used Hydropump!
252+ SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 252 HP / 4 SpD Banette: 280-330 (84.3 - 99.3%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>7564500
>He jumps a little.
Uh, yeah. You're pretty quiet little dude.
>Follow the Scorp.
>>7564496
We're in fucking /trash/ dude. The board filled with fucking furry porn. There's nothing to report us for.
Now, if we were still in /vp/...
>>7564504
YOU ABSOLUTE PIECE OF SHIT.
I'LL KILL YOU!
>Stitches used Shadow Claw!
>>7564517
>>7564525
>>7564504
>>7564503
>>7564500
>>7564496
>>7564476
>hug
>>7564551
>Mimikyu crawls out of a crate and into the bathroom
....Cumber....chu
Cuuumber...chuuu...
C-c-c-cuuuuuuumberchu.......
>>7564543
I guess all the porn makes you people flustered?
>Primarina used Hydro pump!
(same stats)
>>7564551
What in the ever loving FUCK is that
>>7564584
>KOed.
>Guess he's all washed up now.
>>7564584
KREE!
>Xurkitree used Zap Cannon!
>>7564551
Hey buddy your taking my job away.
>hug
>>7564603
Primarina go over there and give Banette his prize
>He flops over there and
>slaps his ass
>>7564620
>I have so many regrets right now.
>>7564609
What the fuck is this shit
>Primarina used Hydro Pump!
252+ SpA Primarina Hydro Pump vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Xurkitree: 256-303 (83.3 - 98.6%) -- guaranteed 2HKO
>>7564668
Kreee!
>Xurkitree used Zap Cannon!
>polishes off bottle because this thread.
>>7564517
well here we are, mama is also the one of the caretakers of the marsh, we asked for a while to remodel it, but it still fine
she finished up today so i'll introduce her
>>7564620
hey don't bully my friend
>>7564668
>Nihilego appears from an Ultra Beast portal!
>Nihilego used toxic!
>>7564681
(do ultrabeasts get the splash damage rule on misses?)
>>7564681
Come on Treebro, fuck him up!
>Sandslash is only offering moral support because fuck fighting something that knows hydro pump
>>7564694
Hey it's not bad.Uh, I'll probably stay off the second floor. I'm kinda heavy.
Thanks, this is nice, dude.
>>7564668
>DOWNLOADING BATTLE DATA...
>45% DOWNLOADED...
>>7564551
>>7564618
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>>7564503
>Faith backs away, only to end up cornered in the back of the trailer
<Buddy please snap out of it! This isn't you!>
>The costumed Buddy continues to advance.
"Isn't me? What is me then? I'm not a man, I'm not even human! Nothing is real! None of it!"
>>7564503
Oh shit, faith whoever it is is right about there can be only one. BUT you, YOU are that faith don't let the other faith get too you, plus you're the more likable sounding one at the moment. Actually you're just more likable in general
>>7564791
>i took some jpeg of an shoggoth off google look how scary i am
l a m e
>>7564816
>Tree is fuggin KOed
>>7564791
OH FLYING FUCK KILL IT
>Z-MOVE
>POWER UP PUNCH INTO ALL OUT PUMMELING
DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE YOU HIDEOUS THING
>>7564742
(They're alternate reality monsters instead of legendaries so we haven't been counting it)
>>7564805
(It's not supposed to be scary it's supposed to be a joke m8)
>>7564816
>>7564816
(It does the same increasing percentage each turn that it does in game - I'm not sure how it scales each turn, I'd have to check)
I smell criiiiiime.
(Power for today. http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Unarmed_Combat )
>>7564843
(well I ask because the showdown calc just says toxic is a nice move and i can't be assed to look up ingame values to be honest
Nihilego Toxic vs. Primarina: 0-0 (0 - 0%) -- nice move
)
>>7564799
>Faith's thoughts are terrified, but steady a bit from what thought's she recieves from her turtwig friend.
<B-Buddy's gone insane I don't know what to do!>
>the anxiety running throu her thoughts is clear.
WHY DO I NEVER HIT ANYTHING
>attempts to punch self in face with mega punch
>>7564763
don't worry it's pretty sturdy say hello to my mama, she's pretty nice
>>7564816
>>7564892
(Toxic does 1/16 of the afflicted Pokémon's health per turn and doubles each turn)
(What level are Pornposter's Pokémon? I'm considering adding the tier level of each human character into the pastebin to make fight calculations a bit easier)
(For this fight I'll just assume level 100 though)
>Nihilego used Venoshock!
252+ SpA Nihilego Venoshock (130 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Primarina: 408-480 (135.5 - 159.4%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7564826
>Nihilego panics and attempts to hug the tree back to healthiness!
>>7564941
Good job
>>7564966
(.... rip Primarina, that was a crit so here's the new calc)
252+ SpA Nihilego Venoshock (130 BP) vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Primarina on a critical hit: 612-720 (203.3 - 239.2%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7564949
Oh, nice that's good.
>He waves.
Heya Miss Drapion.
>>7564966
>Xurkitree comes back with full health.
Woah, hey jellz. Nice.
>>7564970
SHUT UP
>punches anon out of anger at the world
>but mostly anger at himself
>>7565013
No, no. That's bad form.
Watch.
>>7564970
>Dustbro used Leg Sweep!
>>7565026
SHUT UP
>EARTQUAKE VIA A GROUND PUNCH
>>7565026
How are you more useful than a fuckign Ultra Beast?
>>7564987
>surprised but waves back
hello? who are you?
>>7564966
(For simplicities sake lets just go with level 100 unless that's imbalanced or something?)
Rip Bara Seal
>Shady Porn guy sent out Sylveon
>Sylveon used Psyshock!
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Nihilego: 308-364 (95.9 - 113.3%) -- 75% chance to OHKO
>>7565072
>Hit!
Hey, relax!
>>7565077
Sorry, I was trying to prove a point!
>>7565088
I guess this is the crit calc
252+ SpA Sylveon Psyshock vs. 0 HP / 0 Def Nihilego on a critical hit: 464-546 (144.5 - 170%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7565107
YOU RELAX
SHOWING OFF WITH A LEG ATTACK LIKE THAT
>BULK UP
>>7565120
Uhhh.
>Dusty used Sleep Powder!
>>7565133
>Dustbro forgot to pull his bandanna up and passes the shit out from sleep powder.
>>7565088
(We've been trying to make a level cap system so that Youngster Joey is winning against like... Red and shit by RNG'ing a level 100 Rattata)
(The system is going to work with L1 being early route trainers with Level 10 and below Pokémon, an L100 would be Gym Leaders, Champions, Pokedestined, Rivals, ect, and would have full level 100 competitive teams)
(We'll see about implementing it next thread, just try and figure out where shady porn guy would fall on the difficulty curve)
>>7565001
>Nihilego giggles an-
>>7565108
>Gets sent flying into the wall with a pained shriek
>KO'd
>>7565087
Uh, I'm Goli.
Your daughter and I are friends I guess? Uh, not in a weird way like-
>He shuts up and just fiddles with his claws.
Uh, nice place.
>>7565150
(*Isn't winning)
(Fuk u phone)
>>7565133
>>7565137
HAH SEE WHERE YOUR PATHETIC LEG MOVES GOT YOU
>PUNCHES A PORTAL TO ULTRASPACE
>TAKES DUSTBROS DUSTOX INTO ULTRASPACE WITH HIM
YOU WILL GET IT BACK WHEN YOU HAVE LEARNT YOUR LESSON
>>7564932
Dammit... ok I'm busy at the moment
I have alot of literal blood on me from trying to umm... something...
Anyway I'd love to help you right now but I can't, I also don't know how to get to you...
Fucking...shit... I can't deal with this
>Stressed turtle sounds
Ok you know him the best out of anyone here, your also a psychic type. Pull a pyhchic shenanigan, talk with him... TELL HER HOW YOU FEEL ABOUT HER ARCUES DAMMIT TRY SOMETHING TO HELP HER, SHE IS YOU'RE TRAINER, YOU KNOW HOW TO HELP, I SURE YOUR CUTENESS AND CHARM DIDN'T LEAVE WHEN THIS TEMPORARY CHANGE CAME.
I BELIEVE IN YOU
(genderswap lasts till somewhere noon tomorrow that's why I said her)
>>7565187
>fail
>>7565187
>Whoops Buzzwole forgot to close the portal and Dustox flew right out of ultraspace
>>7565216
>Dusty get!
>Roll to wake up.
>>7565160
uhh.. yes it is a nice place, want to come in and eat something, you are a friend of my daughter?
>picks skorupi up
okay... let's eat something
>>7565237
>You know what I'll just accept my fate.
>Roll to hug Dusty like a plushie.
>>7565196
>the anxiety of Faith's mental connection falls. The (currently male physically, due to the genderswap) girafarig taks a deep breath.
Faith: <Buddy listen to my thoughts, listen to Joy's. We are still the same pokemon you always cared about, despite having something dangling between our hind legs. We love you, and we always loved you. You've been through a lot Buddy- losing someone who was your anchor, then all the problems with police, and killers, and strange things happening. And yes, right now, you're in a body that is not the body you grew up with......and you're wearing a poke'suit which, if you sewn up yourself, is kinda impressive...>
Joy:<And creepy!>
Faith: <Shhh!>
Joy: <Oh, yeah...>
Faith: <Buddy, please, I'm not going to harm you or...replace you, or anything like that. But you *do* need rest. Please, just calm down and nap...>
>EVENS: Buddy calms down. ODDS: He attacks.