/hh/ - Homo Horse thread
Unmeasurably gay edition
Everyone is welcome. Even if you're not necesarrily into MLP, or homo, or horse.
>Chillcord:
https://discord.gg/7gUvyEV
Previous thread: >>7499248
Okay horsedick/horseballs/butt time.
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>>7557976
stop killing the thread you fags
>>7558290
>hurr durr ur file is too large
good old 2Ч
So what's the best way to actually get some horse dick, without having to buy a horse?
>>7559843
bad-dragon.com
>>7559843
You can either
a)Steal the horse(Yeah no)
or
b)Fuck it while nobody's looking
or
c)Buy a dildo
>>7559843
Get a Chance or a Bumblehooves. Safe legal horsecock for suck and anal.
(or conversely, sneak on a horse ranch, which is tresspassing, get into the barn, sneak up behind a stallion, and hope to God that it's not going to buck you. Hooves are powerful - and sexy - body parts)
>>7559843
Honestly my man don't do anything with a real horse
That shit is super complicated, and it takes weeks to make sure you not gonna get killed in the proccess
>why?
K let me explain this shit to you
The horse have to trust you, you have to earn its trusts and shit, so it does feel safe with you around, and not just buck you as soon as you touch it where it doesn't like it. It may also bite you, which hurts as fuck, or just kill you by stomping on you. So don't,
>b-but muh fetish
Yeah man, if you don't value your life, then go and hop a fence and let the horse fuck you. You gonna end up with ripped ass, in the good scenario
the bad one is that it will kill you by either ripping your intestants, stomp you to death, or the owner will find out and you gonna get arrested.
>what about sucking a horsecock
Yeah another no.
You cannot pleasure horse with your mouth, it is impossible. It happened to few lucky people from what I have heard and still it is complicated business. It just won't cum into your mouth
Even if it did, the flare would grow so much that it would either fuck your mouth pretty badly, or would suffocate you, by shooting its load into your neck with no way of pulling out because of its flare. Or you might, by using your teeth accidentally bite him, and again, you dead
So just don't
Look at the stuff here
Buy BD dildo
Have fun
Don't do real horses
>>7559756
wew this animation is HOT
>>7559922
>continued
Also real horses get off quickly, it takes few seconds for them to cum and pull out and be on their way again. You wouldn't get anything from it except literal butthurt. You wouldn't even be able to fap, because it is just BLOOP and it is done.
Also its thrust is so hard, imagine fucking steam machine going at you with a fist-like dick. That is just asking for trouble
Real horses aren't as cute as
>pic related
They are not smart, they cannot talk, they smell, they are not pastel coloured, they won't cuddle with you
Just don't do that shit my man
Do something else instead
Like
>get someone who would peg you with a horsedong from BD
>build a fuckmachine and let it impale you
>play with the dildo alone
Same alternatives
>>7558811
>calling people fags while posting gay horses
>>7560314
it is like you are on 4chan for the first time, sport
Soarin is the best stallion
prove me wrong
>protip: you can't
>>7559374
>>7560950
i'd let soarin do things to me. unspeakable things.
>>7561092
You speak about the things here anon
more delicious horse cock?
>>7561113
I want him to fill me up with his warm creamy loads.
>>7562194
oh there sport
I'd love more than just that
>>7562840
Way more. :3
>>7559843
adding on top of the whole "buy a dildo, dumbass" thing: if you wanna add to that: buy a bodypillow for obvious reasons and ride that thing with a dick strapped to it
>>7562078
you got it
>>7563979
and a little something extra
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>>7582498
last rump for tonight
Anyone have the source for this?
>>7584390
>Anyone have the source for this?
This is a joke right?
>>7582990
>>7587842
>>7586913
No.
>>7588794
Large cok.
>>7590119
would succ/10
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>>7591272
holy fuck that's a good pic
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>>7594247
What was on the paper?
>>7594813
He's got aids and never got laid. The doc is fulfilling his last wish before he dies ;c
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>>7559875
I appreciate the advice, though I hope the opportunity will eventually come up.
A bit of variety
>>7594247
This is all pretty gay.
>>7596668
That chat box though.
>>7598089
It's not gay if the prostates don't touch.
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>>7603414
What's with all these futa/non rule 63 images
>>7605179
I have no idea...
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>>7609793
homogay
>>7618277
woah
that's really gay
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>>7619211
more used and abused?
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>>7623970
Fuck butts, get paid
>>7629278
forgot image
>>7629301
last bump for tonight
>have to be in gaycord in order to talk to breabot
Fug
>>7632507
>>7629513
who would snapshat me cocc?
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>>7639435
What do you think of Capper the catboi from the upcoming movie?
>>7645915
Kinda starting to warm up to him. I'll admit it was jarring at first but I'll wait until the actual movie is out before casting judgment.
>>7647121
>T-they will make it good, right guys
It is over. Time for you to put aside the show and live.
Why are slutty femboy ponies so hot?
>>7649137
Because you are a failed normal faggot.
A real homo doesn't want femboys, they want masculine guys.
>>7649137
But basically all make ponies are pretty feminine.
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>>7652080
praise the dong!
>>7645915
I dont want to hear about it, dont want to think about it
>>7652080
You'd better share that. I'm not sitting here and watching you worship that yourself.
>>7655178
Love seeing how his cock swings as he gets fuck in the ass.
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>>7657505
last rump for tonight
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>>7670327
God, this is just such a good picture in so many ways. I want to be him.
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>>7558446
Who re these two?
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>>7559922
>>7559976
Pone = consenting, intelligent creature = consent
Real horse = dumb (if cute) animal = rape
If a horse doesn't kick back, it's because it sees the person doing it as the top horse and is putting it up with it out of obligation, and for all you know won't just not want to do it, but very much dislike it and even be afraid to do something, fearing the top horse might lash out, knowing it's a predator (they see as as preds).
You don't get definite consent, so you have no idea what they want, so it's highly likely that you're doing rape / abuse on the poor thing. That;s also why zooporn is wrong.
And it fucks them up in the head, as in their mind they're the one that does the fucking, as well as causing them physical pain sometimes.
Just don't do it.
>>7672977
last bump for tonight
>>7675818
nighty night keep yr butthole tight
I keep having this fantasy where Bubble Berry gets me drunk and rapes me. He pins me down and forces his horse cock in me while apologizing but he couldn't help himself anymore and that he loves me. I resist at first, but then I start to get into it and start kissing him as he continues to thrust into me and I'm pushing up against him, and then I come back the next day for more and then we get together and move in with him to get that sweet horsecock everyday.
>>7674283
Ponies with cum covered muzzles kissing is hot as fuck.
>>7674869
Don't know about the stallion on the left, but the other one is Pone Keith
>>7675250
A horse can't consent to artificial insemination or forced breeding or slaughter, but humans do that all the time.
Stop acting like doing that is any better than sexing a horse.
>>7678447
If you enjoy it it's never rape. Sounds like you just have a fantasy for surprise sex
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>>7687151
any good stories or greens made in these threads?
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>>7702566
God I love that picture.
>>7702566
last bump for tonight
>>7565323
Source?
I can't read the artist's signature.
anybody have any solo cum gifs
sorry, new to gay horses
and gay in general
>>7708490
Have a fresh one, fag
>>7708490
Missed the gif part, fag
>>7701552
Frotting is fucking hot. I am tempted to buy a Bumblehoofs just frot against it.
>>7708389
Thanks m8
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>>7713948
gei
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>>7718410
[spoiler] :^) [/spoiler]
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>>7729181
fug
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>>7730452
disgusting
post consentacles pls
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>>7594813
He needed a prostate exam, and he had to use his cock because he has no fingers
>>7734794
can some tell me why do people like this because i really want to kown
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>>7737491
>you will never walk around equestria pinning down random stallions and giving them reach arounds in the streets
>>7691309
Might write a one-shot lewd if anyone is interested/has ideas
[spoiler]preferably something short because I have a ton of other stories underway[/spoiler]
>>7744665
Dammit.
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>>7732160
[spoiler] :^) [/spoiler]
>>7747244
>No hooves
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>>7747607
HEELS ON THE GROUND, BLYAT
>>7747807
Oгo, вoт этo вoт нacтoящaя cилa cлaвянcкoгo нapoдa!
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>>7747906
I dunno what it is. I don't want to be fucked by a dudepone. I'd probably fuck one in the but, but I really just want to jerk them off and watch them whimper as they cum.
>>7748772
gibme de tentacle boss
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