ERP Thread "Fat cat tats" Edition Previous thread

Good old not Paul threads, rejoice!

>>7557057
Endorsing the not-Paul thread.

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>>7557013 →
Mhmmfnf!...
>As soon as he shoves his flaccid cock into her pillowish lips she suckles on his meat, licking his memer completely clean to make it shine. She nods, happy to hear his words

(Thank you anon, I found it very hot ~)

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>>7556847 →
There are no fair maidens to quench my everlasting desire to be most succesful host there has ever been.

>He strolls on to the next fair maiden

>>7556853 →
Who said that's going to be a barrier. A real host does not discriminate!

>>7556879 →
>Gets squirted all over by the green demon

Ah! My request has been fulfilled. I would like to thank you for this!

>A rose poofs up out of nowhere in front of you

>>7556920 →
I might need some as my heart is close to being broken.

>He drops to his knees in front of her

Could you glue it together for me with a squirt or two?

>>7556939 →
Would you be interested in hosting a certain event for me, maiden?

>He whispers into her ear about a certain anal contraction and watching a shower of orgasm fluid

Do you think you could provide that for me? It's but a simple request from yours truly, the best host Tamaki Suoh. But you can call me Tamaki-senpai...

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>>7557095
>his memer

>>7557095
Granblu truly makes the best waifus

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>>7557108
>Fuck, I tried to wrote member

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>>7557095
>his memer

>>7557122
Draph women are impeccable

>>7557130
There's no way those three are teens, they look mid-twenties.

>>7557142
They can be any age you want them to be.

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>>7557152
I'm afraid that that logic does not hold much water, Anon-kun.

>>7557163
Anything can become truth given enough belief.

>>7557163
>sexs the "cat"

>>7557163
Show me them fat cat tats.

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>>7557163

>>7557163
Answer me you silly titty cat. >>7557055

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>>7557174
The opposite also holds true. Some things never can become truth no matter how much belief is in it.

>>7557177
Leave my little friend out of this.

>>7557178
I beg your pardon? "Tats"?

>>7557183
May I help you...?

>>7557186
Just like with weapons, it is often best to have them readily available and noticeable, but not necessarily wielded.

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>>7557163
Without love, it cannot be seen

>>7557201
As in your breasts, they're big and it's boring out here. Get all nyaa~ and walk around in lingerie again.

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>>7557186

>>7557201
That's lame, why don't you just let people have some fun with your huge tits? You're wasting a pretty good thing

>>7557183
>thinking non erp hane would erp
wrong hane you dumb

>>7557218
Now those look pretty calcium rich.

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>>7557216
It seems someone has done so for me. Please do enjoy yourself with >>7557218

>>7557212
Love is not a pair of corrective lenses, whoever you are.

>>7557232
Fun for them does not necessarily mean fun for me. I am sorry that I must deprive someone of their fun to keep mine intact.

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>>7557233
(I don't give a fuck)

>>7557218
Thanks probably not the same cat but with still pretty fat tats!

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>>7557201
Often times, a lie is better than the truth, anyway.

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>>7557262
Perhaps to those who would be willing to settle for the comfort of a lie instead of a grating truth. As better as a lie may often seem, the truth will set you free, and freedom is always a betterment of a person.

But for real though I need to sniff a cute girl's butt

>>7557258
>FIRST YOU RUIN THE MEME
>NOW YOU JUST FUCKING NICE ASS AT ANY CAT RUNNING AROUND IN THEIR UNDERWEAR

>>7557274
That's pretty ironic coming from the character you're posting with

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>>7557282
I don't RP correctly, I just RP what I RP.

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>>7557293
you're killing me
>nonerp/hg hane

>>7557278
You forgot them ruining ERP with one-liners

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>>7557298
I'm sorry... I'll go...!

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>paul cucked out of a thread

>>7557309
It happens every time.

>>7557298
>>7557293
Lewd one stays, banting one leaves back to it's home in HG

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>>7557298
Hane, get the fuck outta here

>>7557322
This

>>7557307
don't come back
delete your folder
>>7557322
>home
i hate it there too
>>7557324
shut the fuck up and go back to playing danganropahangyourself

>>7557322
>>7557328
There isn't a lewd one, though.

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>>7557324
>Drags back to HG

>>7557218
>>7557341
>>7557322
>>7557328

I just posted the pic because people kept begging for some cat tits. Sadly, I'd never play any of the bakemonogatari cast, because nobody could pull them off correctly.

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>>7557336
okay

>>7557346
i'm lurking there right now since the only thing happening is porn

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>>7557346

>>7557346
Hey FP, can I please play with your tits a bit before bed?

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>>7557309

>>7557355
>have 2-3 spots free on my card
>want to pick her up so that people can empty their loads between her tits as much as they desire
>tfw can't because I'd probably be terrible at playing her right

>>7557406
I'm not saying not to, I'm just saying that I, personally, don't think I could do it, and a lot of the others who have were terrible/didn't resemble their characters in the slightest.

>>7557418
That last point is pretty much my reasoning. If so many people have failed before me (and it's guaranteed that a lot of them are probably better than I am), why would I even succeed?

>>7557434
We wouldn't have a tsuyu or a wicke back in the threads if everyone thought like that.

>>7557445
What happened with Wicke?

>>7557453
creepy people scared them off

>>7557456
Too many people wanting a mommy?

>>7557445
But they're not. There were some that are good enough to break through and actually succeed at playing their character correctly; I don't think I'm even close to that.

>>7557456
>>7557453
Exact opposite, their player fled to the discords to avoid all the shitposting. They dropped the Ava and RP as a whole soon after.

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>>7557418
>>7557434
>>7557465
I'm a terrible person to look for encouragement. Hell, I'd play Shinobu if I wasn't positive I wouldn't do her justice.

We need more loli, btw.

>>7557488
agreed

>kamina

>>7557491
Does this mean I have your OK to play with Yoko's shoulder boulders?

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>>7557491
I really don't care what HG says about you, Kamina, assuming that part about diapers and such is just shitposting.

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>>7557488
(If you don't think you'll play a character well you should try anyway. You'll get better and realize what you may be doing wrong as you go along.)

>>7557544
This skullgirl is too pure for this lewd place

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>>7557488
I (try to) play Krul Tepes, if that helps. I don't get many chances to actually "train", since the overwhelming majority of requests from my card are for another vampire (also the one famski who rolled her at random pulled out because he didn't want her, so yeah), but I attempt her and other characters whenever I can.

>>7557562
This. Fucking kys Owain, peacock isn't for lewd.

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>>7557562
(Incorrect.)
(Peacock is for cock.)

>>7557562
>>7557579
peakcock is for crazy blowjobs

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>>7557491
Don't cross the memes you kike

>>7557579
I didn't mean it like that dramawhore
>>7557582
PURE!

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You guys wanna fuckin cuddle?

>>7557574
Krul's pretty cute, don't know why people would be so averse to her.

>>7557582
I politely disagree.

>>7557594
Hell yeah bro.
>cuddles the fuck out

>>7557434
Can't really encourage you but I know I'd be grateful if you played those Cat Tats desu.

>>7557488
>We need more loli, btw.
ofc

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>>7557594
Here, too? My, you really are desperate, aren't you? Hee hee hee!

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>>7557606
Gnarly dude
>counter cuddles tf out of you
>>7557611
I just wanna feel loved little dude....

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>>7557590
(Purely for your pleasure.)
>>7557584
(This is also true.)
>>7557600
(As will I.)

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>>7557611
hi hystera~

>>7557627
I gotta get around to fugging the peacock again. Last time, we only got as far as some deepthroating.

>>7557544
Hi Owain

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>>7557624
Understandable. You look like the lonely sort. Did not think you would come here, though! Hee hee hee!

>>7557628
Keh...? Hello?

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>>7557596
I don't think it's being averse. I believe it's been a month since I've been here on a completely regular basis outside of lurking (got sick three separate times between Christmas and the second week of January; busy schedule for a couple more weeks; lazy as fuck because of God Eater; etc.) and I guess whenever I'm available, people just aren't looking for lolis.

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>wakes up and reads note
aw, piece of shit

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>>7557644
(Hi!)

>>7557658
Shame, I'll have to call on the qt vampire the next time you poke in, then.

>>7557585
I cross whatever the fuck I like, pantysniffer.

test

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>>7557674
If that's what you want, I'm perfectly fine with it. Just a fair warning that I mainly play her as a dom, but if you really want her to sub for any particular reason, I could see what I can do.

anyone with a big butt here?

>>7557711
Nah, dom is perfect, actually.

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>>7557715
Alright, sounds good. Might as well use the image grabber while I'm at it before a session of Rage Burst. Until then, see you around.

>>7557661
>Hugs Mary

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>>7557740
>hugs

>>7557751
>Picks up Mary and launches her to the nearest bed.
Back to sleep with ya.

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(Aw man, I got so caught up in things I forgot to do this)

>Your TV license has been confirmed. Enjoy your program. God save the Queen.

And now it's time for

KENNY BLANKENSHIP'S MOST PAINFUL SHITPOSTS OF THE THREEEAAAAAD

Alright, let's start things right off with number 5 it's

>>7557336
This angry lonely guy who came her to vent how much he hates our next door neighbours. What's the matter guy? They seem like nice people! Sometimes. Some of them.

And let's move it right along for #4 it's
>>7557491
This meme crosser! Watch it there buddy! That's like playing a gun with live ammo, you don't know if it's gonna go off and hit an old lady in the hip!

Almost halfway there, here we are with #3 it's
>>7557594
This poor bastard hoping to score some cuddling points! Poor guy. You seem try and get something going and everybody gives him crap, including us!

Here we go with #2 it's
>>7557303
This accusatory guy trying to stir a cool downed pot of pudding. I get you, guy, you gotta keep stirring that pot or we get pudding skin but sometimes there's such a thing as stirring to hard! If you don't like, we got more flavours in the pantry!

Aaaand now, the most painful shitpost of the day goes TO
>>7557177
I heard those quotation marks you sonofabitch! Memeing an RP is one thing but c'mon guy! You can't just sum up the whole session in three words! I mean... really!? Really!?

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>>7557763
Well, Kenny, that sure was a great return episode of ERP, wouldn't you say?
Yeah, totally! Hey, where's that girl crying about the sandwiches? She was hot!
Ken, I have terrible news for you.
What? Aw, man, don't tell me it's a dude! I'm tired of finding pocket rockets on all the cute chicks! You better not say it's a dude or I'm smacking you with my fan!
Eeh... what I was going to say is that they left the thread to enjoy themselves a meal, you should definitely go after them after this show.
Oh, alrighty. Yeah, I totally will!
Before you do, how about you lead us out with our golden rule.
Okay!

DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!

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>>7557763
I can't disagree with this! Hah hah hee!

>>7557790
>DON'T! GET! ATTACHED!
Coming from you, that's rich.

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There's 55% chance that your cock is hard at this very moment.

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>>7557818
(Don't worry. The irony isn't lost on me.)

>>7557827
Nope. Totally flaccid right now.

>>7557790
Don't worry. Nobody is ERPing here. No ERP, no attachment.

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>>7557827
Completely the opposite. Don't point fingers like that!

>>7557827
Does that mean there's a 45% chance that you'll change that?

>>7557827
It isn't, but that could change.

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>>7557832
You need to understand that what I say are calculations. My information is not one hundred percent accurate.

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>>7557827
And there's a 110.5% chance as calculated by the mind of this brilliant gamer that you are next in line in being a proud, PROUD member of The Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. That's right, KARF... okay, let's not use that acronym ever ever again, is probably the most progressive for-profit charity out there as I only hire women. That means you, by the way.

>>7557827
You calculations are quite accurate.

>>7557847
Don't worry, I getcha. I'm just adding myself to the numbers just in case it might make a difference.

>>7557624
>Cuddlerapes

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>>7557854
I would feel honored to be part of such an important foundation. I can devote my services, calculations and other things to the benefit of our cause. I should ask, why only women?

>>7557841
That might be a yes or a no, I don't know for certain until I calculate the odds.

>>7557840
It's my duty to do so.

>>7557843
Exactly that's why the chance is only 55%

>>7557859
Thank you for the compliment, human.

>>7557865
I'll write a graph when I'm ready.

>>7557906
Could you calculate the chance of you being the one to change that?

>>7557906
could you calculate my survivability if you sat on my face?

>>7557906
Do you have any other mathematical predictions to share?

>>7557906
What is the chance that I will have sex with you tonight?
Assuming I do, what are the chances I get you pregnant?

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>>7557913
According with the data provided and some other variants the chance is a very low 25%

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>>7557906
The Foundation does very important work. You see, this world is filled with stupid people. And surrounded those stupid people are echo chambers and hugboxes that prevent noble people like me from mocking their idiocy. If such a world were to exist, it'd be sheer madness! That is the noble work of the Kirito Is Always Right Foundation. It's so I can be around to laugh at people when they do stupid shit. The reason why I want women is because there's no greater purpose in life than coming home to a dozen beautiful girls where they will fluff up my ego, fan me, shower me with praise, and feed grapes into my mouth. Being a smart person in a world full of morons is tiring work. So, you got a name? I gotta fill out your employment form before we got to the uh... the audition.

It's been

>>7557926
Would providing data that shows I have a leg fetish make the chance change in any significant way?

>>7557941
one week since you ERP'd with me

I need to sniff a cute girl's butthole or I may die

>>7557962
Then die Anon. There is nothing for us here.

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>>7557962

>>7557975
I'm already dead inside, what's one more death?

>>7557981
D-do you mind?

>>7557981
Hello miss. What brought you here?

>>7557981
>opens the unlocked door and panics
"S-sorry miss!"
>turns in haste and trips, performing a pirouette and landing face first between the ladies cheeks.

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>>7557920
If we take into account how much oxygen you need to breathe freely, the mass of my butt and the pressure that will create such an action, there's a very high 75% that you will survive.

>>7557923
Sure. There's 99.8% that everyone browsing this thread is gay.

>>7557924
The chance to have sex with me is combined by the chance of giving you an erection and the finally result is 30%

I am very likely to be pregnant If you cum deep enough, taking everything into account the chance is 65%

>>7557944
Most likely that wont help at all but it helps for future calculations. Thank you for the data.


>>7557936
....I understand what you say, Kirito, right? I would like to join into this Foundation but I don't want to be a woman in a harem, I want to make calculations and provide accurate data for important matters that can benefit our cause and our employees. If you give me a good job to do I would be totally glad to aid you in your needs. I have to say that is relieving to talk with someone as intelligent as me. My name is Fi, can you tell me what kind of audition are we talking about?

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(Been fucking ages since I've posted Mihoshi~)
>>7557988
If that's what you really want

>>7557992
Just stopping by really

>>7557994
>She giggled and wiggled her ass a little

I'm used to it so it's no problem Anon

>>7558007
I see. I'm guessing 25% won't be good enough, but it was worth a try. Thank you for the calculations.

>>7558007
Fascinating. I99.8% is the same chance of me not getting anything here or on Discord. I wonder if there is some relations.

>>7558017
Well I hope you have some fun then.

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>>7558020
Do not be disappointed, even If I'm not going to do lewd acts at this very moment that doesn't mean that I wont come back

>>7558007
Well thirty isn't great but sixty five for pregnancy is promising.

How would I improve my chances of having sex with you? Should I take off my clothes?
>He unbuttons his shirt and slides it off, letting it drop to the floor.
Would you be willing to agree to it right now?
That would raise the change to 99.9(recurring)%, you know the unforseen.

>>7558041
Considering I'm not exactly the luckiest person around, I doubt any further meetings would change this. Still, thank you for your work.

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>>7558007
Oh, no, trust me, I treat all my employees with the respect they deserve. It's all strictly voluntary work. What, do you think I just throw myself at every girl with her legs spread and hope something sticks in more ways than one? C'mon, give me more credit here! I value a woman with an intelligent mind, and you seem well equipped in that regard.

>Though Kirito said that, his eyes told a much different story. While his mouth rambled on it the manner that it was wont to do, the rambunctious and egotistical young man's gaze had trailed away from the blue haired girl's face and had wandered downwards. There, he was treated to the luscious sight of her curvaceous legs, hugged tight by what he assumed were stockings, which only served to make him more curious and interested in the treasures that lurked between them. That cocky grin on his face grew all the more wider for the vision he was treating himself with, and it did not occur to him how rude he was actually being, even when he continued speaking.

I might be a solo player but sometimes it pays to have more than two swords in the arsenal, if you get what I'm saying? Anyway, uh... Fi, was it, right? Your audition is to test your body's flexibility and stamina, which are very important aspects of any hero or heroine.

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>>7558034
Fuck math and start getting undressed.
>You turn around to see a young ninja sprawled out on your bed, she looks at you expectantly and blows you a kiss.

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>Read OP
>First thing that pops in my mind is Champa's fat cat "tats"
Ughhhh.

>>7558084
>The Anon look at the young girls in his bed and with utter sadness go out the door.
Please show some moderation in stealing stuffs when you leave.

>>7558114
Breasts are always welcome, regardless of whether they're cat tats or not.

>>7558017
>inhales deeply taking in her musk as he makes a cheeky lick at her back door before removing himself from the situation.
"Uhh, a-anything i can help you with ma'm?"

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>>7558143
Trust me that's not the kind of tats you want to see.

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>>7558126
You pathetic...
>Looking angry she jumps off the bed, racing over and pulling you back inside.
Why don't you just fucking listen, there's nothing of value is this dump so I'm taking your virginity.
>She pushes you hard on the bed. giving you a slap across the face and kicking off her shoes.
Get. Un. Dressed.

>>7558156
Well, not champa's that's for sure.

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>>7558055
I feel bad for what are you saying, now the chance is raising more and more.

>>7558052
...!
>Fi remains emotionless at the sight of the man's half upper body totally naked.
I am not willing to agree to do those lewd acts at this very moment anon. Stripping in front of me is not going to change anything.

>>7558068
>She quickly noticed how the smart young man was looking down at her figure. ''There's a high chance that this man is looking at me with lustfulness'' Though she didn't do anything about it, there was nothing to be done because this doesn't harm her in any way but is useful data to keep in mind for future calculations. Fi walks forward to Kirito and spreads her arms with her cap following her movements.

Fi is my name and duty is my call. I can be both a powerful weapon or a hero to help you in tu adventures.

>Fi titls her head after she hears about the audition. Flexibility and stamina? She knew she already had those qualities, atleast that's what she thought.

If my skills as a hero are not needed I can serve as a great weapon just like I said, I have a lot of uses that you can take advantage of.

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>>7558038
Cheers~

>>7558147
You can keep doing just that

[Kiyone doesn't play with my butt as much as she used too....]

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>>7557057
Those are not fat cat tats. This is what i call fat cat tats

>>7558176
(I'm not playing hard to get. I'm not playing at all. I'm not interested in Yuffie in the slightest.)

>>7558196
Those are only moderately bigger, but I will admit that they look amazing.

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>>7558198
(Awwwwwwwwww, well okay then.)

>>7558196
>no sleep molestation rp
Please anyone?

>>7558204
(I'm sorry)

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>>7558213
I'm always here.

>>7558204
I'm actually very interested. But my ERP experience sucks is like looooooow.

>>7558188
Not willing to agree huh? Well there's always...
>The man seems to be pondering his options as he unbuttons and take off his pants, seemly ignoring your second statement. You can see a bulge forming in his underwear as he looks you over hungrily and licks his lips.

You are a very attractive woman, how does that figure into your calculations?

>>7558236
Kumin a cutest

>>7558239
*It's*

>>7558191
ah, ah
>blushes heavily face turning very red before carefully crawling back onto the bed between your legs
>turning his head to bury it between your cheeks he licks again, taking deep breaths of your musk his tongue pressing firmly against your tense hole.

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>>7558249
>Kumin looks happy

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>>7558188
>At the sound of "a lot of uses that you can take advantage of", there came the tell-tale hint of pinkish hue on the boy's cheeks, already spread apart by the self-assured smile that refused to leave his face. When Fi moved closer to him, the keen sight of Kirito noted that the way this blue-toned girl moved was almost reminiscent of that of a ballet dancer. "Nice, nice", he thought to himself. "Could use that sort of thing to have around. Nothing like watching a cute girl dance, that's what I always... no I never actually say that. Focus, Kirito, focus!". Focus he did, as the misanthrope's eyes at last left her legs to scope out the rest of her figure, and the more they went up her body, the bigger the urge to wrap an arm around her waist and pull in her close to him. But, he had to keep up the facade.

Okay, so before we get down to the nitty gritty, I have a question or two about your uh... your credentials. I only take on the best, those that can keep up with me. I like your whole calling yourself as a weapon thing. Shows a lot of promise. But, I get the feeling you aren't using that as a metaphor, am I right? No, of course I'm right. It's the name of the foundation for crying out loud!

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>>7558215
Eh, can't be helped.
>>7558239
>>7558252
Well I'd be willing to give it a go anyway if you want.
You could just reply to my last IC post (>>7558176) and continue that.

>>7558252
THE

>>7558276
END

>>7558252
MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS

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>>7558276
MEAT

>>7558272
(Well I'm an horrible ERPer anyway, so you dodget a bullet in the end).

>>7558294
I want Junko to play with my junk!

>>7558287
OF

>>7558305
AN

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>>7558259
>She giggled and cooed as her little asshole was being licked and tenderly attended to by Anon's talented tongue

Oh, my....Don't be afraid to go deep~

>>7558289
( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rutX0I6NxU Fuck yeah! )

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>>7558303
Should I wait and see if Kumin gets a reply? Or should I get you on all fours already and milk you from behind? Decisions, decisions.

>>7558176
>As he walked out the door the young man could feel the fury in her voice. He tries to ignore it. But the gut wrenching tone she spoke in gave him a bad feeling.
As she pulled him inside he shrieked, and was helpless to stop himself from tumbling backwards onto the bed.

Hey, first off, ouch.

>He felt a whirlstorm of emotions build up inside him. He had never been approached this agressively before in a very sexy straightforward manner as well. His heart was racing, and the member laying dormant in his pants was coming to life. Pressing up against the cloth inside his pants. When she slaps him across his face, he bares a look of shock. Then agitation as the sharp short lived pain runs its course. Leaving a red handsized print on his cheek. In his times of nervousness he always turned to being witty instead of revealing just how shy he was about this. Gripping the sheets he laid down upon, he swallowed his pride and smoke with a very insincere tone.

I, um, I think I might be too big for you. Ha..Yeah.

>>7558365
((I'm on mobile so the format is shit. My bad if it's all butchered lol

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>>7558356
I meant which ava should I play between Junko and Kumin, but the anon who wanted sleep molestation is gone, soooo... you are mine~
Well, what are you waiting for then...?
>Her face approaches his own very closely, tossing her hands backwards behind her back as she licks her lips right in front of him
You look so nervous, didn't you want me to play with you?

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>>7558246
I told you that stripping is not going to change anything.. !...
>Her eyes notice his bulge poking on his underwear, forming a very small tent as the man stares at her figure. She waves her cape that functions as her arms, pointing at him.
I didn't took that into account for my calculations because I'm not a human woman. According to my thoughts, you shouldn't feel attracted to me.

>>7558263
>Fi movements were sutile and elegant just like a refined lady would do, her voice was strange, it wasn't natural but it sounded just like a girl. What was this man up to? Maybe his Fundation thingy was just a lie to help him talk with me more easily, I have better matters at hand but If I can help someone in need with the help of the Fundation then I don't have anything to lose, she thought. Spinning on her same spot with the help of her cap on her shoulders she stops for a moment, hearing the boy's words.

i am not using it as a methaphor. I am a weapon. I Fi am the spirit of the master sword crafted by ancient gods who wanted peace in the world, only a couple of people in existance hold this powerful weapon in hand and now I am here, before you offering my services for a good cause.

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somebody roleplay as Burgermon, so I don't feel as depressed as I do now

>>7558390
I fear that both the Anons has left you.

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>>7558404
Despair!

>>7558404
nigga its been 2 minutes

>>7558412
The post as been deleted, nigga.

>>7558415
Nigga shutcho bitchass up

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>>7558365
Why don't you let me be the judge of that.
>She gives a little chuckle and pushes her foot into your bulging member, her toes stroking up it's length.
Hahaha! You think you're some stud with this thing?
>She pushes her foot along your shaft again much harder before raising her foot to give you a kick in the chest.
Strip, now. Or do I have to hit you everytime I want something? Maybe you get off on it...


>>7558390
(I'm sorry I wanted to do that but I didn't realize this anon was actually continuing and I'm not sure I can do both decently.)

>>7558411
Is only right, were is Desire there is also Despair. Twins they are after all.

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>>7558398
The Master Sword? Are you kidding me? The spirit of the Master Sword? If there was ever a weapon more deserving of my hands, that would be it. Now, I really want to recruit you into my hare-Foundation. Imagine the glorious work for the world we could do together, Fi! One of the greatest swords in all of time and history wielded by the legendary Black Swordsman. That's me, by the way. Not some muscle bound guy who got stuck on a boat for nearly a decade. I'm not that dumb. The quests we could complete! The people we could save! The bad guys we could totally kick the ass of!

>Now, his face was absolutely beside itself with excitement. This was perhaps a once in a life time opportunity for the boy and he was not going to lose it. But, he had to make himself not appear as eager as he was feeling. It would be rather off putting, now, wouldn't it? Kirito cleared his throat and placed his fists on his hips, trying to look as professional and... job recruity... as possible. When he spoke, his tone of voice was also awkwardly deepened, as the boy was attempting to pass himself off as a boss or a CEO.

But, if you truly are as good as you say, then you should have no problem with completing my test. This is an audition that will put your stamina and flexibility to the test. But not only that, it's going to test... our compatibility together, yeah! If we're not compatible, then there's clearly no team work to make the dream work right? So, you in or are you in?

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>>7558441
It's fine! Have fun, Yuffie.

>>7558398
Human is hardly relevant.
>He moves towards you, placing a hand on your cheek and running it down as he gives you a somewhat wicked smile.
Let me help you get the necessary data on human sexuality.
>Placing his other hand on your hip he pulls you into a rough kiss, his lips pressing hard against yours and his erection poking your thigh.

>>7558327
(sorry got caught up with making food)
>presses his tongue in opening her up and penetrating her his long tongue pressing in his face is pressed hard up against her ass, trying to hide his head between her cheeks.
mmmm mnmmmm mnn

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>honks horn

>>7558537
>honks nose

>>7558441
>As she speaks those words to him, he doesn't pay any attention to their meaning. She was hot. And he had never felt so apprehensive in his life. As her foot pushes against his erection through his jeans. He shutters and pushes his hips up against it slowly, rocking back and forth in sync with her stroking. It was ecstatic. His cock throbbing under her weight. Her giggling made him feel defeeted (hehue) more or less. When she slides it along his shaft, then kicks his chest, he huffs and groans not wanting her to stop.

All you had to do was ask. Nicely. And for the record, I'm totally stud material!

>He says with a sly smirk really trying not to ramble. The guy pulls his shirt over his head and tosses it aside carelessly. This was nerve wracking but exciting. He undoes his belt buckle as he sits up in bed. Then pulls his pants and boxer briefs with one swift fluid motion. Feeling the air touch his bare body, his cock juts outwards as soon as its let loose from its restraining prison. Pointing right at her. Trying not to get self conscious his eyes dart to the side, not sure what to do. The urge to cover up was strong. But saving himself the embarrassment of looking shy was even stronger. He still felt ballsy enough to speak his mind.

I'm gonna be honest..I have NO idea what I'm doing.

>>7558535
>Gropes those fine titties

>>7558537
Is too early Kenny. Go back to bed.

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>>7558544
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>honks dubs

>>7558553
Jokes on you, Anon, I never went to sleep!

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Morning, cunts.

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>>7558441
Your up early cutie~
>chat hugs yuffie
Good mornin too~

>>7558568
I'm sorry for you then.

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I hope you're all having a good morning and have a good day.

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Hope you dumb cucks got your Gundam Barbatos Lupus Rex models ordered.

>>7558575
Fuck off Bolin.

>>7558598
Fuck off Kojima. Not everyone here is a weeboo.

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>>7558598
And a happy Jeasus to you mecha
>I've accepted it at this point kek

>>7558595
You too

>>7558598
I'll have no cripple mechs here you gay

>>7558595
you're up early

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>>7558595
thank
>>7558600
oh

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>>7558478
....!!
>She didn't expected for the man to do something like this on her, she wasn't human after all, he shouldn't feel those emotions towards someone emotionless like her. The rough kiss was something unique, something she never felt before, it was very strange data to process but something weirder was his erection slightly touching her tight, what was he doing? This was some kind of fighting technique that she didn't knew of? Fi remained silent, following the man's tongue with hers and both of the sides of her cape totally frozen before she takes one step back and breaks the kiss.
This.. data is unaccurate, I can't do anything with this..


>>7558444
>Hearing the words of the young man before her she nods, standing motionless during his speech, carefully trying to see If there's any useful data about his personality in the words he was saying. She was analizing everything, from his tance to his way to talk, to the way he waves his hands, anything... even the moest little thing was being processed within her brain to calculate conclusion and how worth he was to wield the legendary Master Sword and have her as an ally. She wasn't refusing to the Kirito Fundation, that sounded like a great idea but now it seems like he was taking a different angle on the situation and he was considering using her on every quest and adventure he could encounter. The final question of the man was rather confusing for her, both of the options served the same purpose and that was accept but she wanted to give it a try and see If her calculations would change as the time goes on.

I am ready to take the test as long as I can be useful for something good for this world and no one of those atrocities some villains do. Like you said, the teamwork and compatibility is really important in any adventure, you can't travel alone at all, you always need someone who can help you when you are stuck, that's why I'm here

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>>7558593
It's okay because video games.

>>7558600
>not everyone here is a weeboo
You're being silly.

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>>7558600
Well they should be. Anime girls look nicer than the /co/ trash Paul posts.

>>7558602
The first step is acceptance.

>>7558603
Shitsurei desu ne

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>>7558457
Thanks, I promise to to surrender myself to you sometime soon, Junko~
>>7558550
>She smiles as you eagerly undress, her eyes roam over your body and settle on your bare meat as she licks her lips.
That's more like it honey~
>She pulls off her jumper, giving you a good view of her supple breasts and running her fingers gently up your shaft before pulling them away.
Why don't we start with you having a little fun with yourself? Can't have a 'stud' like you going to waste by popping early.
>>7558579
Timezones my dude, it's 12:30am for me.
>Hugs back, rubbing her hands all over his cat-suited body.
But good morning anyway~

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>>7558598
I did Mr Kojima! I did I did

>>7558618
I've pulled my all night lately too, but I'm quite sure that Vidiya are not a replacement for sleep.

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>>7558526
Oh god!

>Her ass clenches up a little she was not expecting him to go that deep so soon

Oh, that's so good...Please tongue fuck my little ass~

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>>7558627
(You missed it last night cranked out like 6 requests in an hour to warm back up twas fun. Good to get the blood going again)

>>7558627
12:30 am ... Where in the world are you?

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>>7558630
I wake up at sunset on weekends. Everything is kind of a blur and I stopped being able to properly tell the days apart a while ago.

>>7558651

And you are still alive why? Do you have red bull instead of blood?

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>>7558648
Spain, France, a few African countries, Norway.

>>7558665
Nope. 12.30 am are 00.30 that mean Alaska not Yuropoorland.

>>7558617
That's not a very good research model.
>He takes off his underwear and steps froward, placing a hand on your leg and lifting up your jersey.
The best way is to collect all the data first, then you can process it as a whole.
>He pulls you towards him slides his fingers over your crotch, kissing at your neck and pressing his naked body against you.

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>>7558617
Alright, so, bare with me here. But I'm gonna need you to lay on this bed here. Don't worry, I made sure to test it and it's very sturdy and comfortable. The innkeep told me that the sheets were made of the finest goose down and I'm inclined to believe him considering...

>Flashback! Kirito was roughing up the innkeeper, demanding the finest and most alienated room for him to sleep, shouting this or that about tired he was of dealing with the loud neighbours of the lower levels. There may have been threats about forks in the eye and burning the entire place to the ground while he watched the flames and laughed. Fortunately, it paid off, and here they were at the most lavish room (the lack of) money could buy! Gilded furniture, a violet velvet carpet that felt like sheer bliss to walk on, with shoes or without. Of course, the center piece was the king sized bed complete with canopy and curtain. Snazzy. Kirito turned and noted the look of skepticism on Fi's eyes. "Dude, she's totally doubting our credentials!" "Relax, I got this. We'll just show her... the tape." "You mean the tape that made us the laughing stock of Aincra-" "Shh! Trust me."

But, I'm sure you got questions for me. Like "Are you really a hero, Kirito?". "Are you truly so deserving of the Master Sword?" Well, this video here... should answer any and all questions about my credentials.

>The boy reached into the folds of his coat and pulled out a tablet, where he fiddled with it for a few moments until he turned the screen over and played a video. It was the infamous fight against Gleam Eyes, where Kirito actually lived up to the role of hero. Despite his "I hate everyone" facade and the angry speech he made about humanity, there was no doubting that he was putting his life on the line to save the lives of the people in danger of the giant goat demon. With his friends, aiding him and standing in awe at the moment he pulled out a second sword to put an end to the monster, before collapsing.

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>>7558636
Yeah that was pretty good, glad you liked (most) of my requests.
>>7558648
>>7558665
>>7558670
I'll give it away for you guys since you seem keen to investigate.
It's monday for me.

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>>7558670
Ohhhhhhhhhhh
They could be an Aussie, I think. Or New Zealander.

>>7558633
>face pressing hard against her crack his tongue bottoms out inside her ass, twisting and rolling, turning and tasting.
mmmmmm nnnmmmm
>removing his tongue he presses his lips against her hole and sucks, loosening her ring before pressing his tongue in deep again.

>>7558688
its 10:30pm east coast aus, currently 00:30 nz time

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>>7558608
There is a very good reason for that

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hello is this the hg thread

>>7558627
>He let out an audible "Oh God." Under his breath when she showed him her supple breasts. His cock sprung and throbbed madly when her fingers ran along his member. Biting on his lip his eyes laid heavy on her. He wanted to fuck her right then and there. As she pulled away, he raised an eye brow, he took began to lightly stroke his own cock as he admired her form. Very slowly and steadily. Almost mindlessly. Like a child eye balling candy for the first time he says in a juvenile tone. He felt a strong dominant aura from her.

Hnn~ God your boobs are so nice -- You're teasing me aren't you? I'll play along for a little bit. I'm not gonna burst quickly, promise..I've well, you know. Had a lot of practice, kinda.

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>>7558701
croikey
>>7558709
>pets

>>7558709
>FUCKS you

Does that answer your question, girl?

>>7558709
More or less yes.

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>>7558709
>Kills you
DIEEEE

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>The sound of a large beings feet are heard trouncing around the area, the heated breaths of said being ringing out through the air. Futuristic boosters augment his leaping capablities as he flies straight into the air, coming down hard into the center of the thread. He lets out a bestial roar that shakes the very foundations of weaker men's constitutions but eventually leads into a tired yawn. He takes off his glasses and clears them off with a hankerchief before applying them back onto his snout, taking a quick stock of the inhabitants.
Excuse me for dropping in...My comrade Mr.Ziegler seems to visit this place frequently and I wanted to see what all the hub bub was about.

>>7558725
>goes micro and disappears up her asshole.

>>7558732
Is a bit too early mister Winston. I suggest you to come back this night PDT time. Then you will get a better understand of what this place is.

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>>7558732
>Said Mr Ziegler
Well...Okay I guess.

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>>7558732
kek

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>>7558732
...What?

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>>7558732
heh.
>>7558716
you're evil, you bully me!
>>7558720
>godmode rps out of it
>is also a boy
>>7558721
Then I'm more or less at the right place.
>>7558725
N-not this again

By the way, has anyone ever seen a Dorothy here? Just curious where she is from.

>>7558725
>stops you
let that young feminine boy alone!

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>>7558754
>isn't bullying
>continues petting

>>7558754
Boy, girl. Same thing here.

>FUCKS you for real xInfinity

>>7558754
If you want to be ridiculed, humiliated and mocked until you feel like some kind of organic waste yes this is the right place. Otherwise no, is not. This is what you get by coming here.

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>>7558710
>She bites her lip, seeing your very animated reactions runs a hand over her breasts, giving one a squeeze.
I'm glad you like them but I'm not sure I trust someone like you...
>Poking out her tongue she trails a finger down her stomach and into her shorts, pulling it out after a moment wet with her juices.
Why don't you prove to me... just how good you are~
>She leans forward, her tits dangling in your face as she kisses your check and sticks her finger in your mouth, letting you taste her necter.

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>>7558693
Oh shit...You are so good at this...You've done this before?

>Her pussy begins to twitch and drip onto the bed

[I feel like I'm going to cum~...]

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>>7558765
R-reee, stooop!
>>7558768
>unfucks self xInfinity+1
>>7558771
Yep sounds like HG to me.
I just found the real HG thread though, it really took me a while.

>>7558809
Then enjoy your stay.

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>>7558809
>kissu

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>>7558681
Understood, I'll follow every instruction of the audition. Don't worry about how comfortable it is, I can't really tell certainly and it doesn't bother me at all. It can be made of stone and I wouldn't care.

>She kept a emotionless face during the process, she was looking at the ceiling ready to follow further instructions from Kirito but he was taking his sweet time for some reason, was he thinking about something? Maybe he was just looking at her body, Fi thought. Fi tilted her head to look at him when he asked those questions, yep that was exactly what she was thinking and she was calculating the odds. This video was adding valuable information for her, the way he moved and everything he said was getting into her system for further calculation.

I see, you returned this creature to the land of the dead using your courage and the help of your friends. Teamwork was important in a event like this, you fought with love in your heart, potent strength that only few can have... There's only one thing that bothers me to see If you are really worthy to wield me as your weapon. Your heart, what's inside?

>Fi moved her eyes to see directly at Kirito's eyes, demonstrating how serious she was about the question and that everything may depend on his response.

>>7558674
A-ahh..
>This was the first moment Fi was feeling warm, the embrace from the man was quite interesting, this was some form of love but something was different. She moves her eyes down to look down at his crotch, noticing his fully erected cock very close to her as he continues to kiss her neck.
What you are saying is true, I need every piece of data I can get my hands on before I can process and make calculations but.. I'm not sure If this is a worthy calculation.
>His member was gently poking on her thigh once again, they were surprisingly soft and meaty, plump perfect for a man like him to toy with

>>7558802
>speeds up the thrusting of his tongue, lips sealed over your hole suckling harder pulling your hole and puffing it up.
Does your hole taste like cum or is it fresh?

>>7558772
>When she squeezes one of her breasts, he tried his best to keep his cool. Leaning back slightly, he pumps his cock against his fisted grip just a few more times. He was quickly reaching his peak much to his own surprise. His eyes lock with hers as she slides her hand down hee stomach. He couldn't look away from her even if he wanted to. He just couldn't.
"I could say the same about you, lady. Let's find out."
>When she leans in to kiss his cheek, he turns his face to the side against hers slightly. Still stroking his cock slowly. When she pries her juicy finger against his lips, he without hesitation takes her sweet moist finger inside his mouth. Enjoying how she tasted. He removes his hand from his cock and smooths both of them over to the sides of her hips. Closing his eyes, he inched them up her body tenderly. Scooting closer, his hands find their way to her breasts. Testing the waters, he brushes over them, and slowly gropes them both. With his right hand, he tweaks and begins to pinch her nipple in between his index finger and thumb. Seeing what he was and wasn't allowed to do yet.

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>>7558817
thaaaanks
s-so no Dorothy?
>>7558832
>pushu awayu

>>7558836
>The man pulled away from her neck, two fingers pushing into your folds and starting a rhythm.
Worthy? Information is it's own reward, someone like you should understand that.
>Moving his free hand to your ass, her gropes at it, kneading the soft blue flesh lustily.

>>7558875
If you so determined in looking for HG, I think you left Kansas long ago. So no Dorothy.

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>>7558875
>Crushes your neck between her thighs, sitting on your face

DIEEEEEEEEEEEEE, STO PBREATHING HUMAN SCUM

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>>7558888
...Kansas? Is that where she lives?
>>7558890
p-pls no guro now

>>7558896
The one I know, at least. I'm not sure what or who you are looking for.

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>>7558836
My... my heart?

>"Shit! I didn't expect her to hit us with the mother of all curveballs!"
>"Well, what do we say!?"
>"Hatred! Anger! Merciless God! Beater! C'mon, there's so much about us we can tell her, I'm sure they'll work!"
>"Okay, I know what I"m gonna say."

Before, I answer your question. I'm going to tell you a story. It's about a guild called the Moonlit Black Cats. See, this guild was owned by a guy who filled it up with NPCs from quests he never finished and this one girl with a shitty internet connection. Her name was Sachi. No matter what I said or how I mocked her, she still insisted on palling around with me and having me teach her how to fight. Then, one day, our glorious leader let us all know that we were all part of his debt to the mob, and we had to go into this dungeon to get the item to bail him out. There, one of the NPCs, whose name I will not mention ever, triggered a trap that got pretty much the whole guild killed, including Sachi. Since that day, I've been compelled to avoid having to see that happen to me or anyone ever again. That's one pain that no healing factor or potion or even heal slut can deal with. That's why I dedicated myself to being the best hero I can, so I can stick the best sword in the world straight up the ass of any evil dick fucktard who tries to fuck around! So basically, underneath all this snark is the heart of hero, or at least... that's what Sachi believed.

>Kirito took in a deep, shaking breath to steady himself. Clearly, his speech went in deeper than he honestly had intended, going into the dark places that he pretended were not there, feeling emotions that he'll claim he did not feel. Every time it was scary and confusing but listening to them always seemed to lead to the best of things. He turned his head slightly and wiped an eye with the back of his hand.
>"....jeasus, dude."
>"Hey, I'm still kinda not over it."

So.. that answer your question, Fi?

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>>7558901
THIS Dorothy!
>shows picture

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>>7558896
>guros u
And now, join my sister in the afterlife, young girl.

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>>7558887
Hmmm!...
>Fi's body paralyzed at the feel of two fingers sliding inside her very tight folds, slightly stretching her bottom lips.
T-this.. Information has a purpose, I don't know what I can do with this kind of data..
>Fi was confused with what was happening, she waves her body from side to side, trying to shake the feeling off her form before the anon kneads her ass to grope her plump rear. The right side of her cape holds on his shoulder like a hand, trying to to fall on her back in the floor.
Is this what humans do?..
>She wasnt paying a lot of attention to his gropes on her rear or the sensation that was feeling through her whole body with each movement of his fingers, she only wanted the data.

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>>7558890
Hmm
I guess it makes sense why rude and robot both start with R.

With that attitude, maybe you should be recycled.

What is /erp/ listening too?

>>7558912
Nope. I can't help you here.

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>>7558927
https://youtu.be/ikBD3DcSGFM

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>>7558871
Mmm~
>She let's you feel her body for a moment, seeming to enjoy your touch but when you pinch her nipple she bats your hands away and steps back.
I think that's enough, you talk a good game but your body betrays you...
>She undoes the button on her shorts, letting them fall off and sliding her fingers against her pussy.
Get the first shot out of the way and then we can move onto the main course~

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>>7558928
O-oh well...
>>7558913
>dies
>goes back to HG heaven

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>>7558927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yETxEcYSBNk

>>7558927
Here you go.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=XIqVCJWSoeE

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>>7558947
Wow! Wow!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4gjZ4mow9ec

>>7558953
The game is overpriced shit

>>7558945
I'm sorry.

>>7558953
>my swamp
I laughed
but I still exited the video

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>>7558927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdBbl2KQ9Kw

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>>7558953
>>7558970
pictures are hard with dental pain

>>7558918
Well normally you would be more involved but I don't mind you playing a passive role.
>He pulls out his fingers, pushing you onto your back on the floor and crawling on top of you.
Do what comes to you, experiment and let me do the rest.
>He pushes his cock into your pussy, the head roughly parting the insides and forcing it's way inside as he lets out a moan.

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>>7558970
You monster

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>>7558867
Absolutely fresh~

>Her pussy continues to twitch and drip

I haven't had any action in a while~

>She pants and begins to rub her little clitty just riding the sensation

>>7558937
>He was close to doing something bold. His cock was erecting so much that it was almost beginning to hurt. He wanted to plow into her mercilessly. As his hand is swatted away, he opens his eyes and looks bewildered.
What the..Oh man.

>The guy was really getting his groove on. But loved the competetiveness. He had a coy half smile plastered on his face. As he looked up at her sexy form. He didn't realize how badly he wanted this until now.

I'll get a shot off alright. Help me get there.

>A hint of arrogance in his voice he motions for her to come to him and steadily begins to lightly glide his fingers over his glands, keeping his cock nice and stiff for her.

((HEY anon, bad timing I know. But it's like 4:40 a.m. here and I'm dead tired. So continue another tomorrow maybe?))

>>7558991
>toys with the growing rosebud further, when he releases she will be left with an obvious donut.
>his sloppy tongue coats her inside with drool.

(i have to go to sleep now~ thankyou for the taste)

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>>7558905
>Fi waits for his response, taking into account that the man was standing in front of the bed without saying a thing for a bit longer than she expected but as soon as he started to utter his story to the spirit she listened carefully. Everything sounded right, a true hero worthy of the power within her form. Every word, every scene was forming inside her blue head, she was recreating every small detail of what he lived to understand how he was feeling, and every odd that could help him or damage his worthness. Those last words about the heart of a hero was crucial but so was the way he was cursing the devil on this earth. For some reason that resulted kinda amusing for her, even for Fi, just an spirit. She sits on the edge of the bed, looking at Kirito the moment he asks for her answer. She stands up, nothing was a better answer that was about to happen. The data was flowing inside her form, calculating at the speed of light, Kirito could notice a glow on the entire form of Fi following with a powerful blue light surrounding her. This was the moment he knew his anwer the moment where Fi abandoned her physic form. The light was so bright that blinded Kirito's eyes for a brief moment, the instant the transformation happened. A second later when Kirito opens his eyes, when the strong blue light was gone he saw the Master Sword on his hands, he was holding it, it was his now. Half of the spirit of Fi leaves the sword for a brief moment to talk to him physically, floating in front of him while she waves her cloak.

I feel honored to serve a hero like you, Kirito. I can aid you on your adventures with accurate calculations and analysis of the situation. At your orders, your courage is admirable. Keep in mind that you need to use this weapon for the greater good, there's no other way to use. Now you have me at your disposal, you can fight your enemies with my power and I'll follow you every step of your journey.

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>>7559029
(No worries, it is dead hours after all. I'll post my reply along with a link to the archive tomorrow. Probably about midnight your time, if that works?)

>>7559065
>Someone is playing Fi
Nice...

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>>7558927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jo2MLzr3Bec

>>7559065
type less

>>7558732
>Pokes

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>>7558960
The game is a good distraction for me.

>>7559068
(Totally works! See ya soon.)

>>7559085
I wish to fill Junko with my "hope"

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>>7559062
(Anytime!~)

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>>7558980
>She lets the man lay her onto her back and spreading her legs on top of his shoulders. The sensation of something very thick and hot pushing against her blue pussy was paralizing her once again, trying to close her legs together to no avail. Fi lets out a very loud moan, filling the whole room as she could feel how his cock was literally stretching every part inside her wet slit, her pussy was already leaking lots of juices around the man's member, she was truly aroused or at least her body.
T-this data... It's too much, we need to stop the experiment..
>She said wrapping her cape around the man's neck to support.

>>7559105
Cute.

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>>7559114
(<3)

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>>7559065
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbWWRvgdxGA

>Kirito was still a bit off for the release of emotions he rather had not made vocal, but the voices that argued in his were silent. Yet, his heartfelt speech seemed to have an effect. Fi stood up from where she was, and for a moment, Kirito honestly believe she was going to walk out on him, whether because he wasn't genuine or because he showed weakness was something he would've argued about inwardly for the rest of the day. However, despite all his countless hours spent in VRMMORPGs, nothing had prepared him for the dazzling display that began to take place before him. An azure glow took hold of Fi and for a brief instant it appeared she was flying. The Black Swordsman could only stare in awe, but it was a stare that would only last for a few seconds more. The light grew blinding, and Kirito had to shield his eyes with his arm. Despite the cover and having them closed, he could still see it. He could still the blue light. Then he felt it. A heavy weight on the blocking hand. His fingers were enclosed around a hilt. It couldn't be... Opening his eyes, Kirito saw it. The Master Sword, in his hands. In the back of his mind he could hear the famous jingle, the triumphant music that told you that you were about to kick serious ass. He couldn't believe his eyes or his hands! Before he could react, he saw the image of Fi projected from the blade, waving at him, telling him that he was worthy to The Blade of Evil's Bane. He reacted accordingly.

Holy shit! Ho-lee shit! I can't.. I can't believe it! The fucking Master Sword! Right here, in my hand! Look, I can swing it, holy shit this feels so good! Goddamn! Can you imagine dual wielding this bad boy!? Ain't nobody gonna stand in our way now! This is the gnarliest sword in all of video games!

>"Did you just say 'gnarliest'?"
>"Shut up! I'm excited!"
>"And did you realize that she was the one who ended up testing us instead?"
>"...Mother of Satan, that's clever!"

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>>7559102
Pfff. I'll suck out all of that disgusting hope out of your body before you can even look down my skirt.

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>>7559085
Not bad, but it's not quite Dynamic

>>7558390
>>7559085
>>7559150
(I'd to pick this back up if you're still free.)
>He starts to blush, seeing you so close to him and moving your tongue like that is more than he can stand.
Y-yes... I'm y-yours!
>H undoes his pants and lets them fall to the floor before clumsy stepping out of them.

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>Tfw you play phara and tell the mercy that's getting chased by a reinhardt to fly up to you but they stand on the ground like an idiot, trying to fight it.

>>7559216
>when you're so addicted to tank cock you'd rather get killed by it then live without it

I want everyone of you to die, ERpers.

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>>7559094
>Winston turns his head to see who poked him.
Salutations? Do you need something?

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>>7559224