ITT: Pokemon are real Snek edition Wuestion of the day:

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>>7555914
yes

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>>7555914
S-stop it! Stop laughing at me! Just because I'm attracted to humans doesn't make me a FREAK!

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>>7555921
yes it does. degenerate.

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>>7555928
>odds = room has already been cleared of useful stuff
>evens = USB drive on a desk next to a computer

>>7555921
Don't mind him, he's just jealous.

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>>7555934
N-no! I'm a proud humanphile! And I can kiss a human whatever I want to!

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>>7555969
You, what?
>>7555989
>Hug back

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>>7556000
....holy shit you hit the motherload....

>Guinevere slowly wakes up as the anesthesia wears off
>She blinks her eyes, only able to see a few feet in front of her, as usual, and examines her body.
>It is noticeably healthier, no longer dried out, instead looking moist and healthy. A thin layer of slime was forming on her skin.
>Then, she realizes something is wrong.
>Normally, her poor eyesight would be supplemented by the green sensory organs on her body, which generated a weak magnetic field, enabling her to detect the environment around her.
>However...The field was noticeably weaker. The world felt fuzzy, and faint. She felt blind.
>She called out, and waited for someone to reply
-Guinevere

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>>7555934
SAYS THE FART CLOUD.
YOU ARE ONE LIGHTER AWAY FROM BECOMING A SUN, GIVEN YOUR MASS.
I WILL BE SURE TO CONGRATULATE YOU ON BECOMING THE FIRST EVER SUN WITH A SALT CORE.

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>>7555934
You. Shut it.
>>7555914
I never considered it. Nothing against sneks, but Pokephilia is not my jam.

>>7556006
Don't beat yourself up over the surgery, sir. All told, I'm surprised she made it at all.

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>>7556013
...Gwen? ...You okay...?

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>>7556013
Hey, how do you feel?

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>loud lewd fox noises coming from room

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>>7556013
Guuuuuuuuuuuuineeeeeeverrrrrreeeeeeee..........
>Abigail pats her with the tentacles

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Who wants to form a Humanphilia pride parade?

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>>7556000
Holy shit.

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>>7556013
'Chu got friends here, sis. Don't worry.

>>7556050
>unsheathes brick

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>>7555967
>Search the filing cabinets.
>Evens: Good shit found.
>Odds: They're empty.

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>>7556006
>zips around to various lights and machines turning Colress's lab into a disco of flashing lights
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJwh3erQlyE

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>>7556010
I know right? Finally some good luck.
>attempts to carefully cut around the hard drive and safely get it out
>odds = well at least you still have the USB
>evens = skillfully extracts the hard drive

>>7556029
>>7556030
>>7556038
>>7556054
...
I'm feeling much better than before. I'll say that.
...
The world feels fuzzy, though.
Is that a side effect of the surgery?
-Guinevere

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>>7556028
I'm currently dealing with hell on earth.
>>7556071
>Ignore and test chemical samples of whatever the fuck he just ripped out of the Goodra.

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>>7556083

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>>7556065
>Fuck.
>Hop out of crate and continue search.
>Evens: Small container on a shelf looks interesting
>Odds: Jumped right on a pipe, eat shit again.

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>>7556033

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Anyone?

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>>7555995
>Pokes ball
>Gets trapped

GOOOOOOOON!!!

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>>7556095
Err... there's a... complication, sis.
I think the doc mistook some things for cysts that, er... weren't.
>Consoling hug.
I'm sorry.

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>>7556095
...Uh, at the end, Colress started draining some of the cysts on your body, then suddenly panicked and ran off to... uh, test to see what they were...?

...

I uh, I think those weren't just cysts...

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>>7556013
>Worried Beeps

.--. .-.. . .- ... . / ... - .- -.-- / .-- .. - .... / ..- ...

>Toself

>>7556029
>>7556038
--. ..- .. -. . ...- . .-. . ..--.. / --. .-- . -. ..--.. / - .... .- - / -. .- -- . / ... --- ..- -. -.. ... / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. .. .- .-. / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / .. / -.- -. --- .-- / - .... .- - / -. .- -- . ..--..

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>>7556113
I-i am a b-bit busy r-right now
aaaahh

>>7556110
h-hey!

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>>7556100
>Dubs.
>He drained a few of its fucking electrosensory organs.
Ffffffuck.
>Get to fucking work trying to make a replacement for those.

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>>7556100
>zips into unit 3
>makes it do a little knee bobbing dance and
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUu6E-5lPTw

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>>7556102
...Don't tell the others.

>>7556117
Anyone else hear that?

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>>7556158
.......

fine

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>>7556157
LOOK I REALLY NEED TO FIX A MISTAKE RIGHT NOW.
QUIT THIS. WE CAN DISCUSS THIS LATER.
>Go back to work.

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>>7556135
N-no! Wait! We talk about how sexy can human's dick can be!!

>>7556123
>>7556124
...
Those weren't cysts.
Those were electro-sensory organs.
...
No wonder the world feels fuzzy.
>Groans
I feel blind.
-Guinevere

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>>7556130
What was that sound?

>>7556169
I'll take a message, sir, if that's alright.

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>>7555904
Might be one huge fucking coincidence but somewhere in August last year Silph Co. had to abruptly close their Kalos branch due to a fire affecting their Route 11 labs, claiming industrial espionage and sabotage after they found their research data lost and backups bleached. Never exactly said what they were researching, only that it was going to be something revolutionary.
Anyway, a leaked document found last month mentions that the location of these labs was not at all random, that they were studying the nearby Cave of Reflection and their inhabitants.

Now, I remember where else I saw these crystals Aether is using in their organ hodge-podge, very similar but not quite perfect formations are common around these same pokemon Silph was studying. Maybe Silph found something else more that is still not accounted for.

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>>7556108
>Pop it open
>Evens: Two keys and an SD card
>Odds: Pencils.

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>Dedicated Pokemon RP thread
>Reminds me of when I was 16 and convinced to join a Pokemon RP IRC
>Most of those memories were not good

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>>7556169
>UNIT ONE: WARM HUG
-.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / .- ... ... .. ... - .- -. -.-. . ..--..

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<Hello!>

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>>7556176
...

Someone push this bed over so I can hug Gwen. She looks like she needs it.

>>7556189
(Come join the autism and escapism)

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>>7556187
>Flip.
>Pencils: Everywhere.

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>>7556174
>Human dick
>Sexy
I think the word your purr-obably lookin' fur is "borin'", darlin'.
You mustn't've ev-fur had a good lay.

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>>7556177
I DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY TO ME.
I JUST DRAINED A POKEMON'S ELECTROSENSORY ORGAN'S ON A HUNCH THEY WERE CYSTS.
I AM FREAKING OUT JUST A LITTLE.
>>7556191
Unit One.
>Hug back.
Can you head down to the medical bay and get a few notes from the Goodra on what the effects were?

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>>7556189
Most of its shit here too mate, but I collect the cute pictures.

>>7556135
...
My body feels funny.
Do you thi-
>Loud moans
-Slugma

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>>7556169
>rotom takes unit 3 starts making it fly around the outside of the frigate
FAST, ZOOM, ZOOM
>https://youtu.be/nVuM4qNkapM

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>>7556169
.--. .-.. . .- ... . / ..-. .. -..- / .... . .-. / .- ... / -... . ... - / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -.

>>7556177
>Worried Beeps
>Odds this beeping makes it worse she can easily be heard
>Evens everything is a ok it's nothing at all!

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>Evens: Find a keycard. Odds: A box of pipes.

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>>7555914
Probably, but if given the choice I'd want a Machoke

>>7556213
Just because skitty dicks have barbs doesn't make human dicks boring.

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>>7556235
>.--. .-.. . .- ... . / ..-. .. -..- / .... . .-. / .- ... / -... . ... - / -.-- --- ..- / -.-. .- -.
That's Morse code, and it's not a Genesect.
Investigating now.
>John goes looking for the source of the noise.

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>>7556224
what do yo-
y-yeah it do-
Iii feel like i have to go to the b-bathroom!

>grinds up and down as fast as she can go...

>finally starting to climax

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i want to cuddle best snek

>>7556217
(mental note: expand avatarfagging folders)

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>gives up searching for info momentarily to investigate what happened to Zigzagoon
>odds = runs right past the master ball he's trapped in
>evens = stops near the ball and looks at it, sitting in the middle of a hallway next to a box full of rare candies

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>>7556246
I ain't talkin' 'bout skitty dicks.
I don' give two shits about skitty dicks, but I fuckin' worked at a Daycare.
Human dicks are borin' as shit after years of that.

>>7556257
>Boiling hot cum squirts into her
>Literally boiling hot
This is weird...
But nice....
-Slugma

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>>7556226
UNIT THREE HAS A PURPOSE
UGH
>SHUTDOWN PROCEEDURE

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>>7556277
>dubsfail
>trips over master ball and lands on the box of rare candies, crushing them

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>>7556300
>still orgasming...
>quivering
aaaaahhhhh

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>Roll the Bones once again.
>Evens: Finds SOMETHING of value.
>Odds: Slip on a pencil.

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>>7556241
I HATE PIPES
>Keep searching.

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>>7556117
Zig? Zig?

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>>7556216
--- -.- .- -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... .-.-.-
>UNIT ONE: GO DOWN TO THE MED BAY
>UNIT ONE: LOCATE GOODRA
>>7556176
.... . .-.. .-.. --- .-.-.- / - . .-.. .-.. / -- . / -....- / .... --- .-- / -.. --- / -.-- --- ..- / ..-. . . .-.. ..--..

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>>7556256
>Worried beeps
>Beeps/Morsecodes her thoughts out loud

.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / ..-. .. -. -.. / -- .

>Evens hides under bed
>Odds makes it worse by hitting a lamp off a table or something

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>>7556316
>throws master ball at wall in frustration

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>>7556320
>Keeps looking, sure there's something here. The beeping was from here, right?
Just come out, please. I really don't have the patience for hide and seek.

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>>7556176
...Wow that's bad
>Hugs
...You arrre much softerrr now though, kinda squishy. It's nice

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>>7556301
>Brings unit 3 back into the lab and leaves it
Help with thinking
>goes into a nearby speaker next to colress
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rTyN-vvFIkE

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>>7556315
>Distant 'Bring those pipes outside when you're finished!' is heard.

>Evens: Found a folder full of papers
>Odds: Found about 20K P

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>>7556338
>Goes rolling across the floor, bumping into walls and down the stairs
Zig!
Zag!
Gooooooooooooooooooooon!

>>7556309
...
>Sighs contentedly
That...Was amazing.
-Slugma

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>>7556359
OKAAAAY!
>Drag box along.
>Keep searching.
>Evens: Find something useful. Odds: Nothing.

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>>7556364
>falls over next to slugma
>there is a big mess down there...
>out of breath...

oh yes it was....
that was really fun...
I am glad i got to do that with you.

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>>7556374
>Add whatever it is to box.
>Check inventory.
>Box of Pipes, Two Hard Drives, A list of IP sleeper agents, some book.
>Keep searching.

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>>7556359
>Stuff it in my pipe crate
>One more place to check: The safe.
>Evens: It's not locked thank several gods at once
>Odds: Fug

>>7556381
I agree.
That was something else...
>Yawns
Got really tired, though.
-Slugma

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>>7556348
>Comes out from under the bed
>Androic shivering/clanking

.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- .

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>>7556361
I'm so sorry!
>rushes down the stairs to try help Zigzagoon
>odds = Sandslash falls down the stairs after him
>evens = gracefully leaps after Zigzag, landing perfectly

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>>7556408
>girlish screaming

>>7556406
Yeah ok you get some sleep!
>snuggles up next to slugma...
>blushes a bit
-zorro

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>>7556213
S-stop insulting my sexuality!!!

>>7556415
.- .- .- .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... .... ....

>other scarred Android sounds

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>>7556389
>Whatever.
>Snag some more hard drives and head back to the front of the building.

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>>7556397
>Attempt to melt the shit out of the door with fire spin
>Evens: It's good.
>Odds: It's a fucking disaster and everything inside is on fire

>>7556408
>.--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- . / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- -. .----. - / .... ..- .-. - / -- .
>John's Special Ability activates!
>"Out of fucks to give"
Sorry, buddy, I can't decipher Morse code in my head.
>>7556415
Please stop. That's not helping.

>Puts the pipe of killstealing away

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>>7556415
..... dooooon't be afrraaaaaaaaaid......
>The Gengevoir appears behind Gladion, a tentacle stroking the back of his neck
>She is accompanied by the sounds of crying children, creepy music boxes, and the snapping of bones.

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>>7556444
>WAIT THESE ARE A LOT OF USEABLE HARD DRIVES
>GRAB GRAB GRAB GRAB GRAB
>End number is usable Hard Drives
>0 is equal to 10

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>>7556431
Yeah sure snowflake, I'll stop insultin' your borin' as shit taste.
Have fun nev-fur gettin' off to your boyfur-iends plain ass dick.

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>>7556453
>>7556443
uh
>>7556457
>he lays back against the gengivor thing
you know what
you arent as bad as my mom
hey whats up

if dubs, I rape the next pokemon to roll an 8

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>>7556453
Maybe try befriending it? Maybe it's another Aether experiment that was not accounted for.
Though this one seems far more artificial in nature.

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>>7556469
I-I'm not a special snowflake! What makes you say that?!

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>>7556447
>Muffled screaming from the storeroom
>Attempt to salvage what hasn't totally gone up in flames already.
>Evens: I got some case with some kinda chips in it
>Odds: Ow oW OW fUCK

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>>7556464
>Four it is then!
>Six usable hard drives babyyyy.
>Head to the front and stow box under a table.
>>7556495
>Roll to hear screaming.

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>>7556485
I'm on it.
>Kneels down.
Hey there, stranger.
It's okay, I'm not gonna hurt you.
>Calm smile

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>>7556495
You are a never ending font of failure.

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>>7556478
Let it envelop you, it worked for Ray to lessen the the noise a bit.

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>>7556453
>Sad yet understanding beep

>>7556478
>Moves tail in a way to signal it's OK
>Evens he misunderstands and it looks threatening
>Odds it's all ok

>>7556525
>Moves back out of fear

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>>7556415
Gladion, are you oka-
>>7556457
>>7556478
>Awkward yelp of surprise
Oooooooooooohh. heyyyyyy.... You're uh... Yeah.
>Nervous laughter

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>>7556495
>Just fire spin the rest of the room and drag my crate of shit outside
>Contents: Buncha pipes, some pencils that flew in, and 20k Pbucks.

>>7556526
I KNOW.

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>>7556419
>busts open zorro's door with a menacing look in his eye's
>there's probably something going on downtown too but you're too afraid to look because goddamn those eyes

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>>7556527
if this thing doesnt snap my neck im gonna be disappointed
>>7556535
>wave
cool
>>7556536
>wave at N from tentacle hell
hey
you wanna join me

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>>7556412
Zag?

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>>7556192
Heya there faith, you get affected by the temporary transformation?

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>>7556516
>>7556537
>He hears-
Oh, hey. How'd it go?

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>>7556544
.....EEP

shhhh! Slugma is sleeping!

what do you want?

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>>7556525
>>7556535
It doesn't seem to understand well gestures, time for a more hands on approach. Going to send morse code that will need to be played through your dex.
>-.. --- -. - -... . .- ..-. .-. .- .. -.. --..-- -.-- --- ..- .-. . ... .- ..-. . .... . .-. .

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>>7556562
To shit.
Several levels of shit.

This place may or may not burn to the ground.

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A song to calm everyones nerves
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nri1YjdYd-4

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>>7556535
>John stops.
>>7556570
>John relays the message, looking at the decoding as well.
Thanks.
-.. --- -. - -... . .- ..-. .-. .- .. -.. --..-- -.-- --- ..- .-. . ... .- ..-. . .... . .-. .

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>>7556580
I stowed my box under that table. Can you grab it?
I'm gonna see if I can find Sandslash and Gengy.
>Roll to find.

>>7556549
>>7556570
>>7556536
>>7556525
>is over whelmed by the sight of so many
>she passes out?

(It's real late for me at the moment, I'll continue to shitpost when I'm no longer tired)

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>>7556551
(sorry internet died slightly)

Are you alright dude?

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>>7556558
<Yes. And on what was to be the special night too. Things got....awkward... Especially since poor Buddy was affected too. He's an old fashioned guy, not used to reality warping out of nowhere.>

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>>7556609
>Poke.
Find something?

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>>7556549
I.... Sure?
>N cuddles against Gladion and the hybrid
>>7556583
Hmmm... I prefer playing....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qFWoIyqSjlA

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>>7556598
Sure, okay.
>Go get the box.

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>>7556544
....

why are you looking at me like that..?

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>>7556604
welp
ok
>>7556627
can we keep it
things with tentacles are cool
>cuddle both

>>7556627
Whatever calms yours and potatoes nerves
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HS0EYD2uk4U

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>>7556646
and I was too busy rocking to notice the camera wasnt on

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>>7556609
>Is unceremoniously released from the ball
Ugh, Gooooon.
No find anything good! Good!
No berries! No apples! No puffs!
Hmph! Hmph!

>>7556136
Any idea of when you can repair them?

>>7556206
>Would hug Chuckles, but can't reach them

>>7556216
>>7556319
My body feels fine.
However...
My sensory field is blurred...And fuzzy.
-Guinevere

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Please support pokemon who are attracted to himans!

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>>7556661
I'm glad I didn't destroy them.
We can shoot for tomorrow. Let's let you rest for a bit and I should be able to fix them tomorrow.

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>>7556568
>>7556633
>you notice he's carrying a glass with a potent smelling brown liquid in it
What do I want? What I want Is you furball.
>he gets up in your face close enough for a kiss and then
>evens kisses you
>odds passes out on top of you

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>>7556625
Apparently Zigzagoon got himself trapped in a Master Ball.
Aside from that I haven't really found much.

>lights start to dim, power in the building is running out

...Seems like a good time to leave.

>>7556659
It's ok man, we'll get you some berries and stuff to make up for it.

>starts walking back towards the entrance after picking up the master ball

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>>7556684
Wow, that's pretty weird.
>Float after him.
I think we did decent though. This building is definitely fucked. Also we should hurry because it's kinda burning down.
>>7556632
>Loud screaming.
WE'RE COMING BACK. MAKE SURE YOU GET THE STUFF OUTSIDE.

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>>7556677
you want-
>pomf
ooh
>Pulls the sylveon a little closer...
>all three are now sleeping on the bed...

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>>7556665
<Well, I certainly do, but then I am biased>

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>>7556684
Ok! Ok!

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>>7556641
Keeeeeeeeep...........?
>Abigail tilts her head at the unknown phrase
>>7556627
>She strokes both of their faces with her tentacles, which leave behind a cold, inky substance

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>>7556716
like friends
yknow?
>he wipes some of the inky substance off with his hand
>...
>and licks it
uhhh
gasoline?

>>7556665
Fuschiafag here.
I'm doing that right now. Literally.
There's a cute Vaporeon passed out on my chest.

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>>7556698
>Is currently outside welding pipes together to make a sled for the crate and box
>Evens: It's fine
>Odds: It's shitty but will work

>>7556732
Fish status: perfectly romanced

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>>7556611
Aw, well you always have next time right? Strangely though who it effected was Random, and those who became genderswaped become temporarily sterile so even if deer turned into a guy we wouldn't of been able to have a kid.

Don't judge it, it was a thought that came to mind after I calmed down

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>>7556698
Pretty weird, yeah.
>gets outside right as the lights shut off
Who started the fire?

>>7556714
Tell me, what's your favourite berry?

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>>7556700
>roll to drunkenly wakeup in a pile of sexy fox

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>>7556731
Sup

Since N seems to have run out of creative songs to play here is a song for him
>plays guitar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1ju6YW1ujI

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>>7556739
>Waves at Bones.
We're heeere!
>>7556763
>Bluff roll.
Uh, Bones and I had to fight off a Cipher guy!
A-and... He had Moltres!

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>>7556772
shit music
try something like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qt2WbfotkU

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>>7556775
Howdy.

>Put crate on pipesled and the box on the crate

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>>7556763
Bluk! Berries! Bluk! Bluk!
They make your mouth all blue! Blue!
And are so good! Good!
Yum! yum!

Yours?
Huh? Huh?

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>>7556766
>roll over on top of zorro and start lightly slapping her with ribbons to rouse them
Hey zorro wake up waaake upp
Oh fuck not again
>evens just get dizzy
>odds pass out again

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>>7556757
<I'm not judging it. I have to admit when buddy grabbed and stared at his...her...own breasts, then looked in the mirror. I mean, I was having an awkward time myself, Joy hought it was hilarious- Up until Buddy fainted and hit her head on the counter top and got knocked out cold. The worst part is now my body reacted while I was trying to plift and push Buddy onto the bed. I felt ashamed. >

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>>7556655
>>7556772
Hey, I haven't run out yet.
>Plays guitar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JvTWNpEAf40
>>7556641
I mean, I don't really see a reason to kick her out? Sure. Welcome to team GladioN.
>>7556716
...... What is....
..... Is that squid ink?
>>7556731
>Kiss him and find out

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>>7556815
yesss
>kiss him back
>lick some off his face
tastes like gasoline to me

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>>7556815
its nice to have a proper jammin buddy for once
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kylks1m-rs4

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>>7556775
>Sandslash stares blankly at Stitch
...You guys started the fire didn't you?
At least anything we missed will be burned, I guess.

>>7556796
I love Liechi berries, there was a guy in Pyrite who used to give me some every so often.

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>>7556815
>>7556852
You two in guitars, Gladion in vocals idk, Guinevere doing the special effects and go for one one hell of a metal band

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>>7556867
>He laughs.
Well, specifically Bones I think.
Come on lets get our crud out to his sled thing.

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>>7556874
And I meant Abigail in effects fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

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>>7556813
Well don't feel ashamed, perfectly natural.
Then again my species has this thing in which we can hide it in I guess you can call it a pouch/sheath on are underside (stomach) so we cant really erm... show it?

Hey at least you understand the feeling the first time deer got the female version of the "Feeling" she thought she was allergic to me, it was adorable

And I'll give you props for not doing anything too bad while he... she was knocked out, trust me I hate rape with a passion

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>>7556731
...... friiiiiend.
Liiiike.......... faaaaamily?
>>7556815
>She hugs them both with arms of shadows
>It leaves behind the same inky substance - which I suppose is a mixture of gasoline and soy sauce for flavor and squid ink for texture because I really never thought someone would fucking eat it
>You absolute madman

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>>7556902
yeah yeah like family
what do you wanna be
im down a mom
or you could be a sister or brother
>attempt to wrangle a tentacle

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>>7556883
Yeah, alright.
>sits down on sled and yawns
I can't help but feel we're forgetting someone...
>falls asleep

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>>7556891
<I would never do anything without Buddy's consent. It's bad enough what buddy has been through in the past with loss. I've only recently managed to get Buddy out of Holly's shadow...and her refusal to let him go.>

<If I break his trust, everything I've ever done will all be lost.>

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>>7556923
Probably nothing important.
>Tap Bones.
You need help moving this thing? Or should I be yelling mush?

>>7556800
>pass out anyways in a lewd position

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>>7556885
Can I be the drummer?
I've got a good sense of beat, and I'm good with percussion in general.
Also, I can play while blitzed.

>>7556957
You lose a member?

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>>7556852
Certainly is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKb0lw8qSz0
>>7556874
>>7556885
I'm up for it, presuming everyone else is.
>>7556823
... I'm not going to ask how you know what gasoline taste like but...
>French kiss
........ Is gasoline salty?

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>>7556867
>Pyrite
>Cough™

>>7556957
Nah, I got it.
>Start on the way to my encampment, dragging the sled.

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>A certain Porygon-Z starts beep-singing a little ditty

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDDkR7XIEyY

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>>7556971
Uhhhh.... Gengy? I didn't see him anywhere thooough.
>>7556982
Coooooooool.
>Watch.
>Actually bug him a lot.

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>>7556987
You've got you, Bones, the Sandslash, Gengy the salt elemental, and the happy-go-lucky Zigzagoon, right?
Am I forgetting anyone?

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>>7556977
might be like
soy sauce
or fuckin margarita
i dont know
>french kiss

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>>7556977
Well, this has been nice but I gotta go again
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH20ayO-c48
(its fucking hard coming up with new songs/bands every post so probably last Volkner post ever)

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>>7556948
Oh good, cause I have um I guess you can say experienced something without concent myself... But that is a story for another day (if you get that reference you're the best person in this thread) I'm glad she's dead...

Anyway yes, trust is a big thing, something I lack, as in I lack trusting others with things. Only a select few I trust with my more private secrets, my own life, and to protect deer if anything were to happen to me. Honestly if I met you I wouldn't trust you with any of those things

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>>7556985
>UNIT ONE: SING BACK
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOMX3deeW6Q

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>>7557008
<I don't blame you, I am still pretty much a stranger. Also we Psychics bear a social stigma- one that is not entirely undeserved. I hope in time though that - Oh wait, buddy's waking up! I'll contact you later!>

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>>7556971
All perfect qualities in a drummer.

>>7556977
Gasoline isn't supposed to be salty. Either way the fries are getting seasoned.

>>7557000
Those are all. Also how the hell did that Zigzagoon go all the way Hoenn to Orre in under an hour.

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>>7557000
I don't think so.
Gengy is the only one unaccounted forrrrrr.

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>>7557019
>Zeta follows up Unit One's song with another of his own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgedWuaorD0

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>>7557039
Magic.

Zigzagoon are magical creatures.
Unless they die and then they become gengy.

>>7556921
Mooooom.....?
Whaaatssss a mooom....?
>She plops the tentacle in his hand, even though she has no idea why he's trying to grab it or what the hell is going on
>Plop, ink coated hand
-Abigail the Gengevoir

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>>7557067
like uh
someone that likes to take care of people
and not murderize them with curling irons
>sniff tentacle
>insert into mouth
mmmm...

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>>7557125

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>>7557004
(Yeah, it was getting pretty hard near the end there. RIP Volkner)
Goodbye Volker.
>>7557001
>>7557125
>Nip his neck while he's not paying attention

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>>7557064
if pancakes are the reason Alolan Raichus are psychics then it's perfectly reasonable that a Zigzagoon hopped up on berry sugar could leap all the way over an entire ocean.
Meanwhile I'll keep traveling by plane like a plebeian.

>>7557125
lewd

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>>7557153
>try not to moan
>moan a lot
>>7557157
since colress is crying in his lab im doing the science for him

>>7557125
>I mean
>It's basically her hair
>She's kinda weirded out
>But she's not going to stop you
....... irooon....?
Muuuurder....?

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>>7557157
I think it's, like, something in the flour in Alolan pancakes. Or something in the water.

>>7557170
Uh, like... should I help 'chu explain since my mom was, like, okay?

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>>7557170
>he pulls its tentacle out and sticks his tongue out
ok curiosity satisfied that was fun

like
>>7557196
yeah uh you give it a shot

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>>7557168
>Chuckle against his neck
Having fun?
>Lick the spot and then nip it again
>A bit harder this time though

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>>7557064
>Poke Bones.
So? What's up? Had fun?

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>>7557239
Yes, I suppose so. Even though I both blew everyone up and torched the place.

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>>7557170
>>7557213
>Ray opens his mind, letting everybody read him like a book.
>Success: He shows what his old folks were like.
>Fail: The connection isn't steady.
>Critfail: hoo boy

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>>7557168
Uh well, guess that info I found and sent will have to wait to be read.
Also to get the report from Zeta if it hasn't been delivered yet.

>>7557196
A combination of biological and ambiental factors like over time evolution evolution of the species, adaptation to new biomes and special pancakes.

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>>7557277
I feel a disturbance in the force

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>>7557272
>Bug the shit out of Bones.
So can you Mega Evolve? How strong are you?
How many things have you burned?

>>7557213
>The tentacle ins-
>>7557277
>PAINED PSYCHIC SCREAMING
>BE PREPARED FOR EVERYONE ON THE SHIP TO GET A HORRIBLE HEADACHE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vbs-FC0KhK8
-Abigail

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>>7557277
>Psychic backlash, plus everybody sees a Bad Memory of Ray's.
OWWWWW

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>>7557292
No, Level 73 last I got it checked, and define 'burned', I'm a metalworker after all.

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>>7557277
>>7557311
>>7557312
>Cameras start shaking violently

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>>7557312
>>7557311
>Brionne scream from the medbay

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>>7557277
>>7557311
>loud screeching
>crawl under covers and cry because everyone probably just saw a memory from curling iron hour

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>>7557318
Why can't you mega evolve??
Uh, like buildings! Not metal stuff!

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>>7557326
>Suddenly on all cameras

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>>7557326
>>7557333
>>7557337
OH GOD IM SORRY 'CHU ALL

>>7557312
>2
>Ray gets the psychic backlash under control, but everybody just saw him get his legs mangled pre-Wishening.
>Ray falls over.
>Good going psychic zap mouse

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>>7557353
Marowak stones haven't been discovered yet, and however many buildings were in Pyrite town. Plus todays.

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>>7557277
>>7557311
>N resists the urge to scream, instead going fetal position with his head between his hands, nails digging into the skin
NonononononostopstopPLEASESTOP
>Now all of Chi- I mean, all of Frigate knows how he got his scars
>Specifically the massive mess of bull whip ones on his back
>>7557337
>Just
>Curl up next to Gladion
>Try not to cry
>Probably cry a lot

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>>7557387
>>7557394
>just
>curl up with N
>that wasnt even the curling iron memory

>that was the skull initiation
>definitely not shaking and crying right now

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>>7557387
>>7557394
>>7557387
>>7557409
...

>Is the Brionne in the medbay close enough Arc and/or N's room to inadvertently share a bad memory of hers?

>Because if so everyone just saw the Brionne under the knife at Aether. Without anaesthetic.

>If not, the brionne is still shellshocked by what she did get.

>Either way, screams of anguish and fear as the Brionne lives through / relives horrible memories

>>7557326
>>7557333
>>7557337
>>7557394
>The psychic monster wants to help
>But panics at all the negativity and fear washing over her
>Her natural defenses kick in - nightmare mode activate
>Everyone's skin begins crawling as if touched by insects; everyone smells the copper of blood, the sickly sweet rot of flesh; the blood curdling screaming of children, the sound of nails on chalk; the taste of bile after you haven't eaten all day but still can't stop; all accompanied by shadows and visual distortion
>Abigail herself won't stop screaming
-Abigail

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>shiny ditto is in the medbay looking at a mirror
I know what will cheer everyone up from those poor memories
Cumberchu
Cumberchu
Cumberchu

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>>7557428
>>7557447
>rocking back and forth
>stopped crying
>full dead mode
>>7557448
>note to self to kill this thing for real

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>>7557448
>Cumberchu crawls out of the mirror
SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BE CHEERED UP
>>7557447
>>7557428
>>7557409
>>7557394
>>7557387
>>7557326
>HUG

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>>7557448
No I'm not having this shit today.
I just woke up from that noise.
>Kicks shiny ditto out of the medbay.

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>>7557461
>gladion dons the blanket like a cape
>retrieves a golf club
>and swings at the demon

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>>7557448
>Chuckles is also in the medbay...
...Wuh... what's that...?

>>7557461
>Chuckles screams in agony- again- as soon as her body is squeezed
>It's not a good thing to squeeze the torso of a Pokemon who recently had most of her internal organs replaced

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>>7557461
OH ARCUES NO.
>Spacial rend.
DIE YOU DISTORTION SPAWN.

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>>7557447
>>7557409
>>7557459
>Remove your now blood counted fingers from your now scalp and hug your boyfriend
>Remind yourself that you'd have to die twice to stay dead
>>7557461
>SCREAM IN TERROR
NONONONNONONONOSTOPPLEASENOPLEASESTOPPLEASEIDONT
>Break down into nothing but sobbing and shaking

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>>7557461
I won't f-fear...
I will face my fear.
I'll let it pass over me.
>Ray uses Psychic, trying to pull Cumberchu off Chuckles the Brionne!

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>>7557477
>Chuckles gets hit by Spacial Rend

>252 SpA Smeargle Spacial Rend vs. 0 HP / 0 SpD Brionne on a critical hit: 76-90 (29.1 - 34.4%) -- 5.4% chance to 3HKO
>Brionne already at 1 HP

>Ded brionne

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>Shiny Ditto is now on the bow of the ship
>cackling like a madman

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>>7557473
RUDE
>HUG
>>7557474
>HU-
>>7557496
>Nope nevermind
>>7557481
SOMEONE NEEDS TO BE CHEERED UP
>HUG

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>>7557508
step off
>bite

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>>7557508
>N has had enough
>Roll to tear out Cumberchu's throat with his bare hands

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>>7557506
Oh no nO NO NOOO.
Its not going to end like this!
>Gives first aid.
-Smeargle

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>>7557506
>Ray yanks Brionne out of the way with Psychic!

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SOOOOOOON

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>>7557519
MISSED
>HU-
>>7557536
>Goodbye sweet jugular
>With screams of agony the demon returns to the Distortion World

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>>7557536
N can you please help?
>>7557506
She's not gonna make it and I keep fucking up.
>tears up.
I don't want her to die.

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>Shiny ditto jumps of the bow of the ship and turns into a brick with wings
>still cackling insanely as he flies away

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>>7557565
holy shit
>>7557506
>help seal out

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>>7557595
ZEKROM. MAKE SURE HE DOESN'T GET AWAY.
>Zekrom gives chase
>Evens he catches up odds the brick still has a chance

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>>7557506
>SMAAAAASH!
>In through the window comes the great Dustbro!
>He applies a super potion to the Brionne!

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>>7557506
>The Spacial Rend tore the stitches going up and down her body open, wide open, and slashed open several veins
>She's bleeding out

>>7557618
>Those several veins are no longer wide open
>She still has a huge slash down her middle and has lost a ton of blood though

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>>7557632
>>7557633
>He pulls his goggles down and heads to work putting a transfusion in!

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>>7557633
>Slaps Ray and tries herself.
>>7557632
Gives first aid again.

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>>7557642
T-Thanks.
ohgodthisisallmyfault...
>Rolling to not break the fuck down

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>>7557662
Hey hey you're okay! I got you!
>Roll for first aid.

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>>7557642
>>7557654
>>7557670
>At this point she's probably going to make it. Although at this point you should probably switch from first aid to emergency-room care. You DO have an entire medbay, equipped for surgery to pull from.

>Also the Brionne at this point has passed out.

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>>7557610
>Zekrom catches up and uses Bolt Strike on the Ditto
>>7557632
>N's shirt is already ruined
>Use it to apply pressure

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>>7557670
>Tries to help
>Tries not to do anything actually risky, leaving that to less fuckup-prone people

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>>7557610
>>7557689
>shiny ditto just laughs at Zekrom
>commits suicide Via transforming into water

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>>7557687
Uh, having my goggles down is stupid actually.
>Pull those back up.
>Roll to stitch her up.

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>>7557687
>UNIT ONE: IMPROMPTU MEDICAL CARE
>THINK OF COLRESS
>HEAT PROBLEMS
>USE NOW SUPER HEATED SERVO TO CAUTERIZE THE WOUND

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>>7557712
>>7557706
>Chuckles is now successfully in one piece

>>7557689
>Wound was too big for one shirt to help