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ITT: Pokemon are real. Which is your favorite of "4 id

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Which is your favorite of "4 idiots wandering the desert"?

Info: http://pastebin.com/KbFZp5rX
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>>7553431
me
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>>7553431
banette
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>>7553431
The Sandslash.
Sorry, Gengar.
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>>7553288
(Sandslash does not approve but I do because I think it's hilarious)

>>7553309
Nice work Bones.
>walks inside slowly

>>7553352
Hopefully that'll be the hardest thing we have to do tonight.

>>7553474
Wow, thanks a lot dude.
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>>7553416
IM SORRY WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT IMAGE LIMITS
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>>7553431
who are they?
>>7553468
i guess banette, is he one of them?
he's going to be is my new friend so i choose him
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>>7553376
Cool! See ya whenever I get outta here.
>>7553431
Gotta pick Slash.
>>7553499
Agreed! And I'm not a freakin' shortstack I don't even know what that means.
>>7553507
Aw, thanks!
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>>7553502
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>>7553431
Totally gotta be Bones.
Sandslash is cool too though.
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>>7553431
Going for Sandslash as well.

>>7553502
Somewhere, an actual mistake of science is screaming.
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>>7553364
......
>nervous fox noises
>>7553421
>REALLY NERVOUS FOX NOISES
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>Slugma's underside is facing Ninetales
>He mumbles more lewd things
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>>7553502
delet this
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>>7553431
I like us all equal amounts.
>>7553499
>>7553546
Thanks.
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>>7553573
>Fuschiafag pokes with stick.
>Stick has a marshmallow on the end.
Hey, buddy.
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>>7553579
>>7553536
NEVER HAHAHA

NOW FUG

>PLAY CARELESS_WHISPER.FLAC
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>>7553571
Go ahead and just do it
you wont get another chance do it with slugma then let Sylveon just ravage your temporary ladyness with his temporary maleness, his hot swelling knot pulsing inside you
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>>7553598
>Marshmallow bursts into flame
>Stirs a bit, but remains asleep
-Slugma
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>>7553521
>>7553594
Damn I gotta get in on this.
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>>7553594
aww thanks i like you to right after me.

>>7553499
>CRASH
>accidentally knocked a brick off the counter

woopsie
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>>7553621
I'll fite u
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>>7553624
>Fuschiafag blows out and eats the crispy marshmallow.
>Goes back to trying to wake Slugma.

>>7553621
That song is meme-tier overplayed to the point I'm drier than a Cacturne's spikes listening to it.
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>>7553639
>PLAY ANOTHER TWO OVER THE FIRST ONE

DO IT DO IT DO IT
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>>7553636
(Hey negro. You want a discord link?)
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>>7553655
Roast another for me would ya
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>>7553662
....
I WILL FITE YOU TO
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>>7553632
Five members would be cool!
Can you Mega Evolve?
-Stitch, not eating image limit for this post.
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>4 idiots slowly make progress through the dark building
>Sandslash and Bones in front, Stitches and Gengar following behind
>heading downstairs to try and find the generator

>>7553521
Honestly man I have no idea what it is either, don't worry about it.

>>7553636
OH ARCEUS WHAT WAS THAT?!
...Sorry. Just a bit jumpy.
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>>7553696
>CUT AUDIO
>PUT ACTUALLY GOOD SOOTHING SAX MUSIC ON
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>>7553636
Pff, dude.
>>7553728
Humans are weiiiiird. Where's the light thingy?
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>>7553655
>Remains asleep
>Wiggles lower body a bit
>His mumbling becomes clearer
>Something about "Tight", "Zorro", and "I love you"
-Slugma
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>>7553521
thank you i never brough i friend over, so i don't know what to do most of the time
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>>7553728
well do you want to alert everyone to our location?

>anticipation grows

>>7553667
(idk maybe possibly)
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>>7553759
( bam https://discord.gg/kW6yf like two of your party members are in there you dont have to join tho your call)
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>>7553749
>Fuschiafag grins evilly
>Stick poking intensifies
wakey wakey~.
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>>7553632
We're in Orre currently, exploring an old Cipher installation. If you wish to join us I have no problems with it.
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>>7553622
.........
>no idea how to responds...

>>7553749
uuuh
>nudges gently
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>>7553741
How's this I'll fuck your salazzle bitch in the ass while I still have a dick if you don't cut it out.
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>>7553431
Is it me? Me?
Going to the desert?
Huh? Huh?
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>>7553779
>>7553799
>Wakes up
Ngh...
Good morning?
-Slugma
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>>7553837
OH WOW THANKS FOR REMINDING ME

(S)HE HAS A DICK NOW

HUH
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>>7553757
Hey don't worry. We can play some vidya games and stuff.
>>7553759
We gotta be stealthy! Like three ghosts and a Sandslash.
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>>7553856
.....
>pokerface
you sleep well?
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>>7553745
Well the power generator should be downstairs past a big door, I think it's in the room I heard those grunts in earlier before they spotted me.

>>7553759
Dude please, this place is abandoned.
Why would anyone stick around in a pitch black base?

>>7553632
Feel free to join us if you're in the area.

>>7553844
>the adorable Zigzagoon calms Sandslash slightly
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>>7553902
what do you mean
>finger qoutes ANYONE
im worried about the THINGS that like to eat sandslashes....
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>>7553900
>Yawns
Yeah.
Had a nice dream...
But it's nothing.
-Slugma
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>>7553900
Tell him how you want to fuck someone before you go back to being a male for the rest of your life
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>>7553872
>>7553837
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>>7553902
>>7553926
>Clacking can be heard downstairs
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>>7553902
Weeeeeeeeee!
Orre! Orre!
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>>7553872
I don't know why don't you ask xir?
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>>7553935
WHAT

IM CURIOUS

ITS NATURAL IN THIS SITUATION
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>>7553902
Well it seems empty.
>>7553940
>Roll for perception check?
>>7553949
You comin' for a visit?
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>>7553949
See you in some days, lil fella
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>>7553927
C-can we talk in my room privately?
>blushing

>>7553931
sh-shut up!
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>>7553940
Could be a trapinch, I've seen some in this area before.
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>>7553926
>>7553940
>panic freeze
>roll for courage
>odds = Sandslash is unable to move out of fear
>evens = gets over it after a couple of seconds
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>>7553962
>>7553992
>Clack
>Clack
>Click
>Crick
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>>7553958
No everything is the same, probably because there are no male Salazzle.
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>>7554004
>He pats Slash's head.
Relax, your nerves are getting to you.
>>7554007
Uh, lets go check that Trapinch or whatever out, ok?
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>>7554007
>Investigate mysterious clackalackin.
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>>7554017
>>7554020
>Clack
>Crick
>Drip
>Behind the generator
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>>7553984
...
Sure. What do you want to, uh...
>Notices blush
>Forms his own, and squirms a little
Talk about?
-Slugma
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>>7554017
>>7554020
>right behind ya
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>>7554016
OH

WELL YEAH THAT MAKES SENSE I GUESS
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>>7553984
go on, do I need to tell slugma or are you gonna just jump him and ride him to sex city
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>>7554036
I heard you uuh
mumble somethings in your sleep... What did you mean by them?

-zorro
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>>7554060
SHSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHHHH
>flustered fox noises
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>>7554028
>Rounds the corner, questioning what could possibly be dripping down here.
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>>7554017
You're right, let's go check out whatever's making that noise.
>not so jumpy now

>>7554028
>roll to try and make something out in the dim light
>odds = definitely something there, can't make out what it is though
evens = can't see anything out of the ordinary, whatever the ordinary is for pitch black Cipher bases
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>>7554072
hehehe....
>follows closely...
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>>7554072
>>7554086
>A zoroark, starved and hungry is eating a mechanic.
>It hasn't noticed you yet.
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>>7553962
>>7553965
Eventually!
Yeah! Yeah!
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sine then, I will kepp quiet
but if you take too long telling him what you want I will do it myself
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>>7554086
Yeah let's-
>>7554100
>Quiet staring.
>>7554103
See ya then.
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>>7554086
>whispers quietly
you better get ready for >>7554100

Looks like its favorite dish is sandslash...
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>>7554100
...
>whispers uh guys what's the best course of action here?
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>>7554100
Hello.
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>>7554062
In my sleep...
Like what?
-Slugma
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>>7554129
>quietly
i think we can't let this thing live. It's too dangerous... -

>>7554139
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>7554151
some uuuh sex things....
>face feels like melting off from blushing
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>>7554116
>>7554127
>>7554129
>>7554139
>The starved Zoroark looks at the crew.
>Only like two of those guys would be worth eating.
>It pushes the mechanic's toolbox toward them and drags the corpse away.
>It must have torn an important wire or knocked something out during its fight.
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>>7554165
Uh...
>Yoink that toolbox.
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>>7554153
Oh, calm down. They're just hungry.

>>7554165
See? Even left us the toolbox.
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>>7554164
Sex...Things?
>Starts to bubble with embarrassment
About...You?
-Slugma
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>>7554165
phew...

>>7554198
hungry for sandslash over there! I swear this is going to come back to haunt us...
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>>7554208
she wants to fuck someone before She goes back to being male tomorrow
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>>7554208
yeah do you-

>>7554222
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7554165
Ok, cool.

>>7554212
Shut up man, you're not scaring me.

So I guess we're going to have to try and fix this thing then.
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>>7554212
It'll be fine.

>Investigate the generator and its connections
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>>7554222
Tomorrow in the afternoon, Castelia Time Zone
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>>7554239
>>7554222
...
>Confused and embarrassed lava slug sounds
AAAAAAAAAA-
-Slugma
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>>7554239
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>>7554243
im no mechanic... hmmm doesn't look to busted though...

>>7554248
Hope you're right!
hehe...
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>>7554248
>I have no idea how I became your DM but ok.
>A panel in the back is bent inwards.
>Brains cover the outside of it.
>The screws are still recoverable, you'll probably need to open it up and check inside.
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>>7554273
Welp.
>Hand a screwdriver to Bones and get to unscrewing.
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>>7554253
>awkwardly looking at slugma
>awkwardly doesn't know what to say

.......
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>>7554273
(Cool, thanks dude haha.)

>>7554290
>Screwdriver get
Thank you.

>Unscrews the panel and puts it off to the side when I'm finished
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>>7554239
>>7554253
Your welcome
You may now go mate like the little horndog and slug you both are
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>>7554270
That makes two of us.

Just let me know if you need something cut, I guess. I'll just watch for now.
>sits down and watches
>>
>>7554290
>>7554318
>The panel opens easily.
>A few of the connections are severed.
>You could easily jury rig up another connection if you cut and soldered a few of the wires straight into each other.
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>>7554357
Looks like a job for Slash and Bones. Get to it, jerks.
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>>7554357
>Grabs a wire stripper out of the toolbox and snips the rubber coating off the ends of the wires.
>Twists the exposed wired together tightly
That should work.

Someone try starting it, please.
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>>7554357
Kinda hard to see, I hope I don't mess this up...
>try to cut only a few of the wires
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skorupi eagerly cooking dinner for the friend that will visit
>>
>>7554313
>>7554323
....
-Slugma
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>>7554253
sooooo uuuuh...

-zorro
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>>7554460
(forgot to greentext)
>>
>>7554433
>>7554443
>Bones fucks the wires sideways. Whereas Slash actually seems like he knows what he's doing.
>The wires have been shortened too much to touch now.
>You'll need to jury rig something new up.
>Salty water conducts electricity and you have a salt pile right there.
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>>7554467
so umm what now?
>visibly nervous

-zorro
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Hey, is Colress here?

I need you to look at Guinevere, the Sylveon/Goodra hybrid... Emrys and I just found out that her heart is struggling to beat. I dunno how long it's been like that, but that can't be good...
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>>7554491
I don't know...
I don't want to force you into anything...
-Slugma
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>>7554433
>>7554443
god dam-

>>7554477
......
>slow clap
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>>7554477
>>7554502
..Hey gengar, c'mere for a second.
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>>7554512
..... this better not be what i think it is.
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>>7554499
I do not think you are forcing anything...

>moves a bit closer nervously.
>smiles a bit
>>
>>7554537
-zorro
>>
>>7554512
Hold on I have an idea, those claw gauntlets you gave me earlier are made out of metal right?
Couldn't we find a way to use them to make a connection?
>>
>>7554537
...
>Moves towards Zorro
I have no clue what I am doing...
But I like you. A lot.
I know that.
-Slugma
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>>7554527
>Shove the purple ball of salt into the thing
It's exactly what you think.
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>>7554493
Oh Arceus.
I'm coming down to the medical bay to help.
Fuck.
I'm heading down there. We're going to try to fix all this in one sweep.
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>>7554555
........
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>>7554553
I do not know either...
Want to figure it out? Together?
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>>7554502
>>7554512
>>7554527
>>7554555
>Critfail.
>The fucking generator explodes.
>What the fuck have you done.
>Your moms all hate you.
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>>7554116
I met a dragon!
Zoom! Zoom!
Where is everyone?
Huh? Huh?
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>>7554602
>gengar flies anime style across the generator room...
AAHHHHH FUCK YOU ALL
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>>7554555
Did you guys get it fi-
>>7554602
OH GOD THERE'S SO MUCH FIRE.
>>7554612
PUT ME OUT PUT ME OUT
>>
>>7554599
...
Yes.
-Slugma
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>>7554602
Oh shit.
>defense curl
>please fucking work this time
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>>7554599
>>7554620
just whip it out and stick it in her already
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>>7554620
>>7554599
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>>7554629
>well I tried
>Sandslash is thrown against a wall
>everything is pain
>at least it's not complete darkness now
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>>7554619
Oh no! Oh no!
HM03! HM03!
Surf! Surf!
>>
>>7554620
ok... uuhhh

>>7554634
yes? i think?

-zorro
>>
>>7554570
Alright...
Fix my skin.
Fix my teeth.
And fix my heart.
Right?
-Guinevere, Sylveon Goodra hybrid
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>>7554602
>Is covered in black shit and scorch marks

..What the fuck just happened.

>Fall back onto ass and sit

That hurt.
>>
>>7554653
Okay...
...
Your room?
Please be gentle...
I'm inexperienced at this sort of thing...
-Slugma
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>>7554658
Yes.
>Colress grabs the thing of anethesia.
We'll get this in one swoop.
>He readies to put the mask over her face.
Anything I need to know before we dive in?
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>>7554652
>is lying face down in dirty water

thanks...
>notices it's a zigzagoon
god hates me.
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>>7554658
...That's the plan... oh, and fix a few other things too. Like your body fighting itself...
>>
>>7554675
... niether have i!

I have no idea what i am doing!

>nervous laughter
>leads into room

-zorro
>>
>>7554652
>No longer on fire.
Thanks bud.
>Goes to stitching self up.
>>
>>7554688
>>7554690
...
Fix what you can.
Stop the pain.
Because it hurts my friends more than me.
>Lies down on the table, and accepts the mask
-Guinevere
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>The Zoroark is killed in the explosion.
>Not that you fucking failures care.
>Maybe if you fucking useless goddamn failures could open your eyes for a minute you'd notice that there was a backup generator that you'd just need to wire up to the scorched fusebox.
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>>7554688
All right, rundown. Guinevere's body basically hates itself. It's super fragile and dries out easily because it's expecting her body to produce slime to hydrate itself Goodra-style and she doesn't do that, and it isn't responsive to potions. I think there might also be an autoimmune problem in there somewhere, too. That's what we know.

Oh, and what you can see that might be a problem, too.
-Chuckles the Brionne, despite picture
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>>7554700
>>7554675
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>>7554688
>Watches it all with interrest
...So you got the slime glands?
Arrre they like, metal, or grrrown?
I'll keep quiet once things get starrrted if you like but I'm the definition of currrriosity killing the cat.
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>>7554689
>>7554702
Berry? Berry?
Huh? Huh?
>>
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I dedicate this next song to N and his sliced potato
>pulls out guitar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88tNh76Iz-8
>>
>>7554743
Oh well would you look at that.... AT THE PERFECTLY FUNCTIONAL GENERATOR

>>7554766
yes... thank you
>is almost overwhelmed by good memories...
>>
>>7554726
Understood.
>He puts the mask on her.
>>7554745
>>7554755
We're using metal based ones placed at key points under the skin. As long as she stays out of battle this shouldn't be too bad of a fix.
As in, please try to keep her out of battle until we can get a better fix.

We're going to use the crystal structure taken from Chuckles to stop the autoimmune rejection. I'd assume that would help her heart but- I'm keeping the pacemaker at the table just in case.
>Him and Unit Two get to work.
>Colress definitely looks stressed the fuck out.
>Evens: Everything goes well so far. Odds: Bleeding is going to be a bit of an issue even using an operating laser.
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>>7554652
>distressed Sandslash noises
>>
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>>7554748
......
WHAT
>nervous fox noises
>>
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>>7554807
Wha-?

>>7554743
Oh.
I see.
>Get up and get to work connecting it to the system
>>
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>>7554743
Oh.
>>7554766
Thaaanks.
>Eat b-
>>7554830
>Feed the berry to Slash instead.
>>
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>>7554835
Nothing, go get him kid
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>>7554825
Well, she doesn't typically like battle, so that shouldn't be too much of a problem.

>Chuckles watches with bated breath
>>
>>7554849
>>7554850
>The generator is successfully wired into the system.
>Only to be revealed as out of gasoline.
>>
>>7554867
.....
YEAH
>shuts room door

-zorro
>>
>>7554835
>>7554867
>Slugma lies on the bed, and presents his underside
>Lava slug bits, in full view
Uh...Here we go, I guess...
-Slugma
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>>7554874
....Has anyone seen any fuel cans laying around?
>>
>>7554850
>eats berry
>feels a little bit better
...Thanks.

>>7554874
>sits up and looks around for any spare fuel that wasn't destroyed by the explosion
>>
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>>7554891
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>Finally wakes up from latest update
>Still in Ns room somehow not found

*UPDATE COMPLETE*
*THERMAL VISION CAN NOW BE USED WITHOUT ERROR*

*CURRENT MISSION*

*REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE*

*RE-LEARN WORDED LANGUAGE*

*EXPLORER/INVESTIGATE NEW ENVIRONMENT*

*FIND FRIENDS*

(The * are basically Things/Thoughts displayed on her hud)

>>7554688
.. / ... . . / .- / ... - .-. .- -. --. . / -- .- -. / -.. --- .. -. --. / ... --- -- . - .... .. -. --. / - --- / .- -. / . ...- . -. / ... - .-. .- -. --. . .-. / .--. --- -.- . -- --- -. / .. / .... --- .--. . / - .... .. ... / -- .- -. / -.. --- . ... / .- / .-- . .-.. .-.. / .--- --- -... / .. -. / ..-. .. -..- .. -. --. / - .... .. ... / ... - .-. .- -. --. . / .--. --- -.- . -- --- -.

>>7554726
.. / .... --- .--. . / -.-- --- ..- / -- .- -.- . / .. - / .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -- .- -.- . / .. -
>>
>>7554825
>Watches quietly, not even phased by the gory sights as the brrriliant bastard goes to work on fixing purrroblems big and small
>Even some cosmetic work!
>>
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>>7554825
Here goes the second most difficult patient.
>>
>>7554802
Thank you, Volkner.
I'll dedicate this one to you and your gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKhd2zHHjTg
>>
>>7554891
....
>looks at his body
>he is hot
>gets on top slowly....

n-now what?

-zorro
>>
>>7554904
I will check the storage i guess....
>>
>>7554932
Just, uh...
Do that...
>Fade to black
-Slugma
>>
>>7554928
And I dedicate this one to your Ship and the pokemon on board
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HaPLh2S5reQ
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>>7554904
I'll look! Look!
Yeah! Yeah!
Zig! Zig!
Zag! Zag!
Pick up! Up!
>>
>>7554948
Booo
>>
>>7554948
Booo x2 combo
>>
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>>7554868
>Colress adds a blood transfusion in since bleeding is definitely going to be a problem.
>>7554917
>>7554918
>>7554919
>He hands Unit Two metal goo secretors as it slowly puts them into the pokemon's body.
>The metal secretors go in fine.
>Next comes the addition of the crystal structure to stop the rejection process.
>Evens: It goes in fine. Odds: More bleeding, though the crystal structure will help the clotting process from now on.
>>
>>7554928
>>7554957
Fucking form a band already
>>
>>7554948
>>7554973
>>7554981
(Or not, apparently)
Uh...Little more to the right?
-Slugma
>>
>>7554904
>>7554911
>>7554945
>A can of gasoline is found in one of the other rooms.
>It has enough fuel for about two hours of electricity.
>Make it fucking count.
>>
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>>7555002
oh thank giratina...
>>
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>>7555001
>>
>>7555002
Hey, hey! Grabbin' fuel!
Got a canister over here!
>>
>>7555001
>adjust over to the right a little

Kind of like this?

-zorro
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>>7554982
>Brionne at the edge of her seat
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>>7555015
>>7555019
Alright nice, just come pour it in the tank.

>Steps away from the generator because fire and gas are not a good combo.
>>
>>7555025
>Adjusts her waist
I think you move up and down now...
Not sure.
-Slugma
>>
>>7555047
>Pooooour into tank!
>Please god dont let this be faildubs
>>
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>>7554982
>Walks in wearing Plasma fatigues and watches
>>
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>>7554982
>Currriousness intensifies
>Watches the hybrid get fixed up
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>>7555047
>>7555019
What'cha doin'?
Huh? Huh?
>>
>>7555049
o-ok
>moves up and down only a little
>suddenly it pops in

AAH~
>surprised noises
>>
>>7555056
oh good we didn't manage to fuck that up at least...
>>
>>7555031
>>7555059
>>7555065
Fantastic. This crystal structure should help with the bleeding process from now on.
>The teeth are going to be a problem but, let's check the heart.
>Evens: The heart is beating normally again. Odds: The pacemaker will be necessary, at least for a while.
>>
>>7555056
Okay now we just gotta start it up.

>>7555077
Getting the lights back on, buddy.
>>
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>>7554982
>>7555031
>>7555059
>>7555065
>>7554982
>Uses Thermal to watch from afar
>>
>The tank is filled.
>God is still in his castle.
>The fuckfaces haven't fucked up yet.
>>
>>7555079
I'm not too hot, right?
...
Are you sure you aren't in pain?
You seem really tight...
-Slugma
>>
>>7555126
>Start it!
>Pull the revvy thingy, or is it a button!
>>
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>>7555109
>The brionne gives a sigh of relief.
>>
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>>7554957
Well... I'm not sure what to dedicate this one to, but have another song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtg_7b3wXeg
>>
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>>7555133
>>7555079
>>
>>7555133
>is trying to adjust to the size
n-n-no....
You are really warm..... it feels really good....

-zorro
>>
>>7555139
>Okay I'd make the ripcord snap but I really can't think of how you idiots would be able to turn the electricity on from then on.
>The generator starts but the ripcord snaps.
>These two hours are your only shot now.
>>
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>>7555139
Oh come on, that's not how you do it.
>push start button with claw
>incoming dubsfail
>>
>>7555144
I dedicate this song to the trainer I just battled
>hands random trainer a badge
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M5teTay-Ckw
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>>7555180
>the ripcord snaps and hit gengy in the face

OW
>holding face
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>>7555141
>Pacemaker is going to be necessary.
>Get to putting the pacemaker in.
>>
>>7555165
Thank you...
>Breathes a sigh of relief
You feel pretty good yourself.
Okay...
Try moving up and down, a bit faster, once you are comfortable.
I think that's the next step.
-Slugma
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>>7555180
Well, we have lights at least.
>Tone down bonefire

Let's get to work that doesn't involve exploding and flammable things hopefully.
>>
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>>7555180
(welp)
>lights slowly come on
Nice, now we can actually start searching the place.
We're looking for sensitive data, either paper files or files on a computer.
It's probably a good idea to split up, we don't know how long this power's going to last.
>>
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>>7555109
The more I look at that crystalline formation, the more it seems like I've seen at least twice before, once recently and once more not so recently.
Because clearly Aether didn't develop it, probably stolen or a very lucky and accidental find.
>>
>>7555219
>taking heavy breaths at the new feeling
o-ok like this?
>starts moving up and down a little faster...

-zorro
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>>7555180
We did it!! Let's get to exploring!
>>
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>>7555213
...How long is that gonna need to stay?

>Looks morrre concerrrned than s/he has ever shown since joining Plasma
>Looks like a deeperrrr emotional connection than just frriends
>>
>>7555256
>His eyes roll back
>Lava slug moans
Like that...
Certainly feels right...
-Slugma
>>
>>7555210
>>7555246
>>7555247
>>7555259
>Liiiiiights are on.
>I'm gonna bow out DMing for now since you guys are gonna be searching.
>Good luck!
>>
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>>7555213
>Termal Watching Intensitys

*Hopeful Beeps*

>Evens the beeps are quite enough, nobody hears them
>Odds she was to hopefull and with her beeps someone is bound to hear her

(Just trying to progress something with her is all)
>>
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>>7555190
I dedicate this one to the Goodra hybrid getting surgery!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJWHgm9oy7I
>>
>>7555247
ok I will check the basement i guess....

>>7555275
(ok thanks!)
>>
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>>7555113
No flash?
Ok! Ok!
Lets go! Go!
Zig! Zag!
Zag! Zig!
Goooooooooooon!
>>
>>7555284
(I fucked that up rip me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJWHgm9oy7I
>>
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>>7555213
>The brionne gulps softly
>>
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>>7555269
>>7555282
Not exactly sure. Hoping we'll be able to take it out in a few days but- We can see.
>Get to closing the incisions.
>Colress totally not brushing up on dentistry right now.
>>
>>7555273
d-does it?
>laughs a little...
t-this is kind of fun...!
>continues motion

-zorro
>>
>>7555314
>Abigail watches from the shadows in the corner of the room
>>
>>7555275
(Thanks for helping out dude, super cool of ya.)

>>7555247
I'll take the storeroom I guess.
>Get moving
>>
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>>7555275
(Thankies!)
>>7555247
>>7555324
I'll check out the computer room I guess?
>Go go go!
>>
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>>7555284
>>7555301
I dedicate this one the Potato master himself
>switches to an acoustic guitar
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9lGdNY65CM
>>
>>7555315
I agree.
This is fun.
Hard to focus, though.
>Pleasured laugh
-Slugma
>>
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>>7555314
>>7555321
>Chuckles glances over to Abigail, before looking back to Gwen.
>>
>>7555346
Y-yeaaaahh...
aaahhh
i-is this all we do?

-zorro
>>
>>7555343
I, too, dedicate a song to my boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cDbIxccfqAI
>>
>>7555275
(cheers m8)

>>7555287
Go for it, there's some stairs around here somewhere or you can take the lift.

>>7555324
Cool, good luck.

>>7555340
Got it, be careful with those computers.

I'll go check out the Admin's room.
All of us meet up back outside when we're done.
>heads off towards the staircase
>>
>>7555369
Until we "finish", from what I have read.
...
We can try other positions, if you are bored.
-Slugma
>>
>>7555314
...I hope it's not a long terrrm thing.
Thank you forrr doing this, surrrgurrry purrrobably isn't your favorrrrite thing to do.
>>
>>7555384
h-how do you know when t-that happens?
what kind of p-positions?
>same steady pace

-zorro
>>
>>7555376
cool!

>odds falls down the staircase
>>
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>>7555314
>Watches beeping to herself
>Hopefull sounding beeps
>Happy beeps?

>>7555357
>Uses thermal to look over to the brionne several rooms away from Ns room

... .... . / .-.. --- --- -.- ... / ..-. .- -- .. .-.. .. .- .-.

(Just as a reminder that she's watching from afar)
>>
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>>7555370
I dedicate this song to the master of butt tricks and his burn slinging brother
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYFvbDvzLQQ
>>
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>>7555311
>>7555321
>>7555357
>>7555394
>>7555414
I'm fine to do it.
>He takes a deep breath as the incision is closed.
Uh, this dentist work is going to be a bit- Lack of a better word, rough.
>He removes the oxygen mask and fills a syringe with a tranquilizer, keeping it to the side.
>Him and Unit Two get to work reshaping the teeth to get something more Goodra-like.
>>
>>7555407
>Yells from the other room
Try going faster!
>>
>>7555376
Cool! Thank you.
>Float off to mess with computersssssss~
>>
>>7555407
I don't know...
Apparently, it's a "tightening" feeling near your...Bits.
>Moans
I do like you on top, though.
You look, and feel great.
...
Do I?
-Slugma
>>
>>7555444
>Giggling fishy noises
>RIP Fuschiafag's sides
>>
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>>7555415
thanks famalam
ill spare you and the lettuce
>>7555407
>>7555384
lol things about to get steamy :^)
>dumps water
>>
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>>7555412
Be careful dude!

>runs upstairs to the admin's room
>metal door locked by a keycard reader
>slash the door
>>
>>7555444
>stops the pace for a second because embarrassed...
>....
>goes a little faster

>>7555454
oh you look super cool-

>>7555474
>water is everywhere
>why
>shields slugma from the water like an umbrela he is dry

-zorro
>>
>>7555444
>>7555454
>Moans louder as Zorro gets faster...

>>7555474
>And is cooled by the water
Ow...Oh god...This hurts...
-Slugma
>>
>>7555436
...Well, uh... at least it'd be better than what it was...

>At least he got evens
>>
>Rolling the Bones.
>Evens: Found something in a box
>Odds: Step on a pipe and eat shit
>>
>>7555504
>>7555555
Who gonna get it?
Not me
>>
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>>7555415
I dedicate this one to my younger brother
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4DZfaxGrZe4
>>
>>7555506
>goes a little bit faster
>a little bit of flame comes out to warm up slugma

It is feeling really g-good

>steam is rising

-zorro
>>
>>7555525
>Whump.
>Clatter.
>Pain.
>>
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>>7555531
I dedicate this one to my sister/girlfriend
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7Xr_cQXgj4
>>
>> 7555555
WHO???
>>
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>Roll the Bans
>Evens: Found some important info on a computer! Odds: Broke the computer.
>>
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>>7555415
I ACCEPT THIS GRACIOUS OFFERING AND GIVE YOU IN RETURN THIS BLESSING
>VOLKNER GAINS AN IMPECCABLE SENSE OF COMEDIC TIMING
>>
>>7555540
Thanks...
...
I'm going to try something.
>Reaches up towards Zorro
>Slides a lava tendril inside her, alongside his member
>The tendril slides around her insides, pressing into the walls, and looking for her particularly sensitive spots.
-Slugma
>>
>>7555584
>WOO
>Snag Hard Drive
-Stitches
>>
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>room appears to be empty
>odds = that's because it is empty
>evens = there's a painting half covering a safe on the wall
>>
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>>7555523
This should be... Fine.
>Evens: Pretty sure Colress is secretly a dentist with this work. Odds: Eating is gonna hurt for a few weeks, might need a few more operations.
>>
>>7555543
>Get up
>Let's try this again.
>Evens: Discovery!
>Odds: Ohgodpain2: Pipes revenge
>>
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>Evens: Finds pantry
>Odds: Finds something actually useful but ignores it because not food or shiny
>>
>>7555540
faster faster faster faster
>starts running around the living room in a circle for some reason
>>
>>7555613
>soft squeals at the new sensation
aaaAHHHH
dO nOt sTOp!!!~

-zorro
>>
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>>7555631
>Keep searching through computers.
>Evens: Some REALLY useful info. Odds: He deleted it.
>>7555645
>>7555658
>>7555659
Guysss.
>>
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>>7555547
I dedicate this one to not permanently dying yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_nddh4YTNE
>>
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>Finds a large piece of paper
>evens its an important map with important shit on it
>odds its a large poster of dickbutt

hmmm....
>>
>>7555654
... Dude, nice worrrk
Anything you can do about the cysts?
>>
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>>7555654
>Well, that's a mouth a certain zangoose can easily kiss.
>And either way, eating probably already hurt for her.
>>
>>7555677
I honestly don't know what I'm doing...
But you seem to enjoy it.
>Adds a second tendril, which joins the first in massaging her walls
Sort of hard to manage all this...
>Moans
-Slugma
>>
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>>7555704
I dedicate this song to running out of photos of myself
>https://youtu.be/iGJuxpOve2c?t=27s
>>
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>>7555682
>Snago those driveisimos.
>Evens: He finds a list of IP sleeper agents. Odds: Its a list of insults personally made for Gengy.
>>
>>7555645
Shit.
>next room over, same kind of locked metal door, same method of entry

>>7555682
What? We're trying man.
>>
>>7555658
>1-2 it's a lot of pipes, 3-4, it's a bunch of files, 5-6, it's just random metal shit, 7-8 it's an empty box in a box, 9-0 I just found a case of grenades.

>>7555682
>Distant 'Yeah?'
>>
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>>7555682
>Passes cardboard boxes labeled 'Redacted Materials'
>Assumes that probably means spoiled.

Hmph. Hmph!
I'll find food! Food!
Pick up! Up!
>>
>>7555727
EEEP

t-hat f-f-feels really g-good

>grinding quicky against slugma

-zorro
>>
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>>7555730
>>7555731
>yelling
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHAT I FOUND
>>
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>>7555722
>>7555726
Uh, I can see. We should probably give her a break after this.
>Colress and Unit Two go to work draining the cysts.
>>
>>7555777
>the "cysts" are actually eyes
>>
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>>7555777
...
>>
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>>7555731
>fury swipes the door
FUCK YOU DOOR YOU WILL NOT DEFEAT ME.

>>7555766
WHAT?
>>
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>>7555777
>>
>>7555791
(Pls no)
>>
>>7555730
>Put list and Hard Drives in body.
>>7555731
>>7555741
>>7555743
Come on guys!
>>7555766
What'd you find?

>Evens: He finds a file full of names of IP agents. Odds: He gets hit with a brick.
>>
>>7555654
>Happy Beeping
>Odds she is heard doing these beeps and is discovered
>Evens nothing happens
-GuyUsingMasterCheifHUDtoavatarFagwith
(or just HUDfag for short until I reveal what I am of course ;))
(I'd use another image but I only do that if I reply to more than one post)
>>
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>>7555777
That's not something potions will fix.
>>
>>7555744
>The tendrils slide deeper inside her, caressing every curve and fold
>His eyes roll back as Zorro bucks and gyrates on top of him, driving him deeper
Sweet Arceus...
You are heaven....
-Slugma
>>
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>>7555810
>>7555815

THE
BIGGEST
POSTER
OF DICKBUTT I HAVE EVER SEEN

>evens it has a safe behind it
>odds nothing
>>
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>>7555791
>>7555793
>>7555812
>>7555834

...
>He realizes that they're at least SOME sort of sensory organ after draining three.
Uh... Let's call this operation a success for now.
>He packs everything up.
Arceus, I'm going to look into what I just fucked up and how I can replace it.
Just make sure she gets her rest.
>Leave to lab before anyone yells at him.
>>
>>7555766
Arceus, you don't need to yell so loud, gengar.

>Throwing pipes into an empty box, both for safety and loot.
>>
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>>7555654
Having seen dental procedures directly in my life, I can say that this some real good work.

I might have found something interesting, but I'm not going to further interrupt you currently.
>>
>>7555838
y-you are t-to....

>is picking up pace
>the tendrils wriggling around inside.. trying to get them deeper...
This is s-super fun
>smiling with pleasure

-zorro
>>
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>>7555815
>Nope, brick'd.
>>7555843
Nice?

>Evens: He finds a locked safe. Odds: He gets hit by another brick.
>>
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>>7555848
Thanks man, rrreally.
>Still thinks those were cysts
>>
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>>7555851
(Fug)
>Continue the search for loot and/or death
>Evens: Spot an open crate
>Odds: Forgot a pipe, slip on it.
>>
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>>7555815
>Evens: Finds a stash of rare candies
>Odds: Gets distracted playing in a puddle

Goooon!
>>
>>7555810
>door is fucked
>satisfied Sandslash pokes head inside to see...
>1-3 = just some uniforms 4-6 = a laptop 7-0 = paper files containing private cipher keys
>dubs = double effect, of course
>>
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>>7555851
>>7555878
>grabs the poster for later....

>evens there's important information written on the back
>odds nothing
>>
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>>7555862
I'm in my lab.
Shoot. Fuck me.
>>
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>a computer in Colress's labs makes a beeping noise
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypNPxwnppU0
>>
>try the opposite room, first attempt to slash the door open
>>
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>>7555908
Do you need something?
Is this to cheer me up?
Because I think I just fucked up big time.
>>
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>>7555878
>Safe it is then!
>Pick lock with needles.
>Evens: Success. Odds: break lock.
>>
>>7555729
I dedicate this to having an infinite supply of fanart. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRmCrEHqn8U
>>
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>>7555882
>Inside the crate is:
>1-3 Fucking nothing! Huzzah!
>4-6 Various supplies.
>7-9 Filing cabinets.
>0 A nest of zubats.
>>
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>>7555930
Fast.
Zoom, zoom
Spare unit
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUCvzfmJNzs
>>
>>7555914
>>7555914
>>7555914
>>
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>>7555930
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: HUG
>>
NEW THREAD

>>7555914
>>7555914
>>7555914
>>7555914

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAgS6gpoyc8
>>
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>>7555884
>Pushes all the rare candies into a box and then nudges it towards the stairs
>Looks to see if there's any berries around
>Evens they find some
>Odds they find some weird purple ball
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