ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite song N has covered?
Info: http://pastebin.com/KbFZp5rX
>>7550900
n needs to loose some weight.
>>7550900
I wan't N to play Tristrams theme.
>>7550893
you're right but only mama will talk, i don't know what where papa is
>>7550783
Thank you Unit One.
After I get this Smeargle to the medbay we can see about this.
>>7550936
Daddy's dead kid.
>>7550831
I mostly held off because I didn't want Frankie to come home and get mad, I also promised a certain paintdog that I wouldn't force zorro into doing anything they didn't want to.
>>7550900
My favorite is this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKhd2zHHjTg
>>7550910
..... I'm 6'3 and weigh 150 lbs. I'm considered severely underweight.
>>7550601
>PLAY WIN95SHUTDOWN.WAV
>Hal successfully returns to the frigate with Zeta in tow, popping out of a cellphone someone left in a bathroom
>>7550803
I don't doubt your omniscience but there's a tiny village in Orre that recently became a crater.
>>7550949
>Wakes up.
Dry mouth, ugh.
>Sees Colress hugging one of the genesects.
>>7550967
>soft, hoarse low-hp-beeping sound
>because porygon-zs do that when fainted
>>7550956
Speaking of Frankie... have you see him around? or Vapey for that matter? also why would frankie be mad? he sex's vapey all the time...
>>7550856
How did you manage that?
>>7550967
.... yes? Sorry bucko, I'm not robbing my son of a hundred souls, but I can repair the village itself. As for why I didn't stop it .... Fuck that village.
>The village is repaired
>>7550959
How much of that weight is your hair, dude?
Y'all gotta get some meat on yourself, can't be healthy how you are.
>>7550955
what but mama said whe was on a mission far away from home and said that he wouldn't come back
was she lying to me the whole time
>>7550878
>>7550992
like i said i fucked up
got overzealous and forgot to doublecheck my algorithms
i grabbed my dex and ran into the forest to hide but its raining and i have the mother of all headaches
i don't know how this happened all i did was follow those aether research documents and didnt deviate from them
>>7550910
Hey Gengar dude, any chance you'd want to help me out with something?
>>7550936
How long ago did you last see your dad?
>>7550956
I was assuming that you wouldn't be forcing it on Zorro regardless, despite what I thought of you at first I think you're actually pretty chill.
>>7550959
Fat.
>>7551034
hmmm What do ya need?
>>7551002
He probably did go on a mission, probably did really good too. Sometimes they don't get to come back though. Sorry little dudette.
>>7550988
>He laughs a little and wheels the gurney to the medical bay.
Please try to avoid moving too much for a few days. If you get any headaches let me know.
I put a bit of that anti rejection structure in with it. That should make the process less horrible.
>He puts a few different pill bottles on the table next to the Smeargle.
One of these a day. If anything feels strange the buzzer can call in an employee. Rest well!
>Return to lab to get those sweet bug cuddles.
>>7550992
I'm not sure where they're at. But on the matter of what the two of them do they're consenting adults you're her Pokemon and I'm her guest and I'd rather not find out what her reaction would be if she found me humping you when she got off work.
>>7551034
>despite what I thought of you at first
...What did you think of me at first?
>>7551000
>>7550959
Ya can count on us.
Wir firing up this barbeque.
HEY BETTY, GET THE PIG EARS.
>>7551006
>Following aethers docs
There's your problem.
>>7551034
i don't remember well i was pretty young but if i remember correctly both went on a mission on on their job but only mama came back, she's been sometimes sobbing in her room ever since then
>>7551046
w-what do you mean, mister is he on vacation?
>>7551053
do you want me to beat your head in with a curling iron before the barbeque or during
>>7551047
>A certain Brionne looks up as Colress wheels a Smeargle into the medbay.
Oh, hello.
>>7551047
Thanks doc.
I'l be sure to take my daily dose.
Go get 'em.
>>7551066
..Sorta? Kinda?
Someone help I can't do this.
>>7551072
Should I already slather myself in barbecue sauce or would you like those honours?
Just be sure that N gets a bite out of my barbecued meat.
I want me to be a part of him.
>>7551050
Yeah i kind of want my first time to be with slugma but i do not know how that will work... I am a big adult too!
you are really easy to talk to...
>>7551006
Well I do not know what to tell you now.... at least you are a jerk fire type!
>>7551080
so you are a cyborg now? can you shoot lasers?
>>7551080
So we're roomies now?
>>7551097
DEAR GOD WHY NO GET THAT AWAY
>>7551097
>slaps ass
>>7551097
nah
>>7551126
ya slippin dude
>>7551006
You followed the research of a bunch of quacks who barely knew how to sew organs together.
>>7551047
>I put a bit of that anti rejection structure in with it. That should make the process less horrible.
...though, I'm not doubting now Aether's knowledge of electronics, that's a serious breakthrough.
>>7550996
The will of god inscrutable, amen.
>>7551045
I don't need you to help but I think you could help me ruin a certain group of humans we both hate.
...Which involves sneaking around abandoned bases looking for sensitive information.
>>7551050
Honestly I thought you were really creepy at first.
Obviously that changed pretty quickly when I found out you weren't actually going to force Zorro into anything they didn't want.
>>7551066
Wait, mission? Your parents sound really cool.
I'm sure your dad is still out there somewhere.
>>7551000
.... Roughly 10 lbs. It's very thick.
I ... Suppose I could eat more, but I tend to have very negative reactions to meat.
>>7551045
.... I'm not fat. Gladion can go count my ribs if you wish.
>>7551053
.... Please no.
>>7551097
...... Colress, where's the bleach?
>>7551136
Help
>>7551142
hmmm.... I like the sound of that... tell me more!
>>7551142
they worked for some place called "IP" or something like i don't what that stands for?
>>7551153
>Force-feeds a burger
>>7551164
(avatarfag problems
>>7551121
The doc said it would be like a fake eye, but useful.
I can see with it just fine, its great.
But I don't know if he put anything else in it.
I doubt lazers through, but you'l never know.
>concentrates.
>>7551153
im here for you N
if anyone wants to touch my land theyre gonna have to go through me
the green land of Nthenia
where we harvest our crops and play our guitar loud
>>7551177
>sees something going wrong and reaches for the buzzer
>>7551141
Well it was more of a test. I didn't add too much in.
Seems to have-
>>7551177
fuck
>>7551230
fuck
>Something snake like wakes up in the Plasma Frigate, but in an unknown area
ERROR BASIC SPEECH LOST,
REVERTING TO LAST KNOWN BACK UP LANGUAGE
.... . .-.. .-.. --- ..--..
ERROR MEMORY FILES ARE LOST/CORRUPT
SELF RESETING IN 3... 2... 1...
-. --- / .--. .-.. . .- ... . --..-- / .. / -.. --- -. .----. - / .-- .- -. -. .- / .-. . ... - .- -....-
>>7551156
So apparently Cipher is back again in Orre. Myself, a Banette called Stitches and some dude who is apparently Ex-Aether are working on crushing them and anyone else working with them.
...If you say no because of the human we're working with, that's fine, I'm won't get mad at you for it.
>>7551164
Uh...I see.
I don't know myself what it stands for, have you ever asked your mum about it?
>>7551136
>stares in kanji
>>7551248
>1/2 storage area
>3/4 medbay
>5/6 deck
>7/8 colress's lab
>9/0 N's room
>>7551253
Luckily i am already in Orre.
Sure i'll help. nothing better to do...
>>7551248
what the fuck is this readout
ARRRGHHH!
>>7551248
>>7551270
what the fuck
>>7551253
she would always dodge the question, but she is apperently some sort of cop
>>7551142
>creepy
Me, creepy? Please.
>>7551174
>Not happening
>You're not getting that burger in his mouth unless you manage to sneak onboard the Frigate and into his room like a man
>And even then you're going to fucking have to tear his jaw off
>>7551233
It's both a mental thing and a physical intolerance. I... have trouble eating meat. There was one occasion where I tried to hunt as a child and.... It begged. Pleaded for its life. I just.... Can't.
>>7551178
>He chuckles
Glad to hear my knight still has my back.
>Kiss
>>7551248
>>7551270
..........
>>7551293
.... do you hear something?
>>7551270
(Dude, you're not me. stop, I'll let it slide cause I had no idea how to progress this)
>>7551321
(You said an unknown area of the ship. Since everyone else is in various areas of the ship, I decided to put you somewhere)
>>7551306
I think you are a cool and easy to talk to!
>>7551153
You can be vegan and still be less of a twig. Maybe eat more legumes?
>>7551294
>>7551164
When did your dad disappear?
>>7551292
Oh god what
>>7551248
>>7551270
>AGRESSIVE HYENA SOUNDS
Intruder!!!
Protect friends!!!
No fail this time!!!
>>7551335
Thanks you're pretty cool yourself kid.
>>7551292
UH OKAY THAT'S NOT GOOD
>Rapidly taps on the buzzer
>BZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZ
>>7551343
it was years ago one or two years ago, i was a baby then so i don't remember much
>A SAM volley is launched at the Frigate
>>7551281
That means a lot, thanks buddy.
We're just chilling right now in Phenac waiting for Ex-Aether guy to show up.
>>7551294
Hmm. Could you go ask her if she knows anything about a group called Cipher?
>>7551306
Well I know that now, clearly.
>>7551373
>An Arceus says fuck off with the modern weapons and erases them from existence!
>>7551374
I am right outside of Agate. Let me tell ya that was a show there.... I'll be in Phenac shortly.. I know Orre well.
>>7551388
make me fagit
>PSHOOOOO
>>7551399
>Anon is erased from existence and any further posts from him will be hidden!
>>7551357
CAN'T CONTROL IT!
>evens the beam blasts outside
>odds engine gets hit
>>7551413
but i rp arceus ghost
>>7551399
>dubsfail
>>7551421
(No you don't. I know his player. Fuck off. )
Man I'm glad nothing has been blown u-
>>7551415
>Looks at readout.
I'm going to kill myself.
>Turn on secondary systems.
Fuschiafag here.
>>7551335
Hey, what's up, Zorro?
(IRL has been busy and not good, with a death in the family, so I haven't been on much )
>>7551415
>BZZZZZZZZZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZBZZZZZZZ
SOMEONE GET OVER HERE AND TURN SMEARGLE'S EYE OFF
>>7551415
JUST HOW
>>7551415
>>7551437
>>7551463
>Reroll for engines.
>Send plasma employee down to control it.
>2-4 They get it under control
>Anything else: Still bad.
>>7551374
she's out working today so she can't ask today
but recently she has gotten less missions than usual last one was almost a month ago, and we were almost without money
>>7551437
>UNIT ONE: COMFORT
>UNIT ONE: ACTION: HUG
>>7551415
>UNIT ONE: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>TARGET: SMEARGLE EYE
>ACTION: SHUT DOWN: REBOOT
>>7551461
FRANKIE
uuh nothing much just me , sylveon and slugma chilling out here on the couch.
You look funny as a girl still!
>innocent smile
>>7551488
Thank you Unit One.
>Reroll for secondary systems I swear to god I'm going to make Unit Two kill me if this thing falls out of the air.
>>7551496
Yep. Still not quite used to it yet, heheh.
>knowing smirk
Are you all comfy?
>>7551488
*Phew*
Thank you.
>There is still a hole bored through the ceiling of the medbay leading all the way to the engine room
>>7551515
(...Should someone roll for if there's water or land underneath the frigate?)
>>7551515
>UNIT ONE: MORE COMFORT
>UNIT ONE: ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL: TARGET: SECONDARY SYSTEM COMPUTERS: ACTION: BOOT THE FUCK UP
>>7551312
>The sound of something starting up is heard
>Two start up dings are heard
*RESTART SUCCESSFUL*
*NEW ERROR*
*AREA UNIDENTIFIED*
UPDATING NEW MISSION:
INVESTIGATE NEW EMVOIRMENT
LEARN ABOUT EMVOIRMENT
RE-LEARN BASIC SPEECH
*MISSION OVERRIDE*
MAKE FRIENDS
*UPDATE FOUND*
*ANOTHER RESTART IS REQUIRED*
--- .... .... .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.- / .--. --- --- .-.-.- .-.-.- .-.-.-
(Irl shit came up the second I think I have free time, just don't acknowledge it's existence)
>>7551397
...I just hope whoever's left at Agate is alright, such a lovely little village to visit.
Also I bet you don't know Orre as well as I do, I lived here for most of my life.
>>7551484
That's alright, if she gets angry or sad when you ask tell her I was the one that asked, not you.
I don't want you getting in trouble for something that's not your fault.
>>7551515
>INCOOOOOOMING FOR OTHER ENGINE
>>7551537
(it's a flying ship, straight out of B2/W2 but without Kyurem)
>>7551488
>The laser eye beam gets deactivated.
>damage has been reduced due to no beam melting through the engine.
I.. wha?
>>7551537
(We'll see.)
>>7551541
Fuck, fuck.
>>7551563
>Miss.
>Reroll for secondary systems.
>>7551564
(I know. I'm asking if someone should roll for what sort of surface the ship has underneath it and is about to crash-land into.)
>>7551551
>Walks up behind sandslash
I have spent some time here.
So. What do ya need me to do?
>>7551515
>>7551541
>INTERNAL SCREAMING
GIRATINA
GIRATINA CAN YOU HEAR ME
I NEED TO CALL IN THAT FAVOR
>>7551293
I'M SO SORRY GLADION
>HUG BOYFRIEND TIGHTLY
>>7551606
IM NOT DYING LIKE THIS
>roll to get the fuck over there and manually start secondary engines
>sneak aboard frigate amidst chaos
>>7551534
hehe yeah We watched Indiana Jolteon and it was a really good movie... How is Vapey holding up?
>>7551606
>>7551621
>START THE FUCKING ENGINES COLRESS
>>7551626
>NEW ENTRY NOTED
>>7551537
Thank you for calling that in.
I'm sorry.
I should not have tried to fiddle with it.
>>7551598
Hey are you Sandslash's friend?
>>7551587
.. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ... .-.-.- / --. --- --- -.. -... -.-- . .-.-.-
>UNIT ONE: TEMPORARY AI MIGRATION: LOCATION: SECONDARY ENGINE SYSTEMS: ACTION: START ENGINES
>COMMAND RECEIVED
>RUNNING DIAGNOSTICS OF SECONDARY ENGINES COMPUTERS
>>7551551
it's okay, mama is nice to me, she doesn't get angry at me the angriest she got was when during those days i ran looking for deoxys where she grounded me for a long time i'm still grounded of course
but it's fine it was dumb for falling for the lies of those foxes, so i deserve it
>>7551648
It's fine. Besides, you didn't know that that would happe-
>>7551646
>>7551652
>The brionne suddenly impacts her bed softly as the ship stops falling out of the sky
Owh.
What happened to the falling
I liked flying about, it was like there was no gravity
>INCOMING INTO SECONDARY ENGINES
>>7551627
Vapey's doing alright, and off swimming for a little.
Sh- er, he'll be back in a bit.
Glad you enjoyed the movie.
>>7551646
>>7551652
OH ARCEUS
WE AREN'T GOING TO DIE
>>7551621
>HUG GLADION
>>7551693
>ZEKROM: BOLT STRIKE THIS BITCH
>>7551598
>jumps in surprise
...Please don't sneak up on me like that again, I'm easily spooked.
I guess we could try the Cipher lab again to see if the two weirdos that chased me and Stitches out of there earlier left anything interesting behind.
>>7551651
He's cool, yeah.
>>7551712
>hug N
fuck man im so scared
>>7551685
Are you alright?
Need any help?
I still feel horrible though.
I am Tree
>>7551712
>>7551723
>INCOMING INTO THE ROOOOOOM
>SECONDARY COMPUTER SCREEN DISPLAY
>ONE MESSAGE SHOWS ON THE SCREEN
>-.. --- . ... / - .... .. ... / ..- -. .. - / .... .- ...- . / .- / ... --- ..- .-.. ..--..
>>7551732
>Cut
>>7551729
Naw, I'm fine.
...
Are you?
>>7551651
yes we are "friends" i guess.
Are you the Bannette thats going to help?
>>7551719
a lab huh? Are you in fighting condition? Because we might have to. Those tend to be dangerous in my experience. What exactly are we looking for?
>>7551697
did two two... uuh
>whispers
have sex?
>>7551732
Might as well try this out
>bubble
>>7551746
...
Do you feel like you have one, Unit One?
I think you do.
>Evens he's not going to break into tears. Odds, he's already fucking sobbing.
>>7551723
>Choked sob
OhArceuswe'realiveIthoughtweweregoingtodieandIwasgoingtobetheonlyonetocomebackoharceus
>>7551719
Ooooh cool.
>>7551757
Yeah I'm gonna help ya guys!
>>7551732
>>7551748
>wiggles
I am tree
>panics
I am tree
>slaps the seal thing
>>7551746
...
I... I'd like to know that about myself, actually...
>>7551791
you...
what? come back?
>>7551801
(rip fucked up my post)
>tree kills self out of shame
>>7551801
>HONK
>>7551757
Yeah, the old Cipher lab by Mt Battle.
The place should be abandoned, although I guess maybe not if those two guys are there again.
I can fight if needed but will prefer to run.
We're just looking for any information on Cipher, the IP, anything relating to that.
>>7551752
That... whatever it was burned my socket a bit.
It feels a bit burned and feels a bit hot.
Don't think its gonna be a problem but I don't think this was supposed to happen.
>>7551780
>sighs
Even if they did Frankie probably wouldn't want to talk about it with you Zorro
Wait fuck Gladion owes me a sandwich.
>Evens Lillie pulls Gladion through her bag. Odds its N.
>>7551819
>tree is dead, he jumped in river
I felt the shaking even here, some cameras got knocked out of position, even.
>>7551809
>>7551746
Personally, I don't know if any of us even have a soul.
But that's irrelevant, you're both as alive as any me, as our friends, as any other being, as Hal her... guess he still on the frigate.
>>7551814
... Giratina apparently likes me.
I get one free death, as of his last visit to the threads.
..... If I were to have died here I would come back, the only one ali-
>>7551846
>Evens Nihilego goes instead
>Odds Nihilego opens a beast portal and brings Gladion back
>>7551809
Come back to my apartment you wrecked and I'll send you to the distortion world to find out
>>7551838
>Bones out of nowhere
Boo.
>>7551843
I-it's okay... we didn't. Not while we're still disoriented.
>>7551881
Woah. Hey!
>>7551865
...All right.
>Zeta still seems unsure of himself.
>>7551878
I'll pass.
>>7551892
I thought rad-dad fixed the dysphoria from the gender swapping?
>>7551784
>>7551809
>>7551865
>.. / .- -- / .- ..-. .-. .- .. -.. .-.-.-
>>7551881
>Sandslash used defense curl
>terrified Sandslash noises
i'm stuck home alone i only have mama as a family and she's working today so i'm so lonely
>>7551860
i had to
>>7551866
wow
uh
arceus
you uh wow
>>7551912
Don't worry Unit One, we can get you back into your body.
>>7551843
I bet he wou-
>>7551892
oh i had a couple questions but now i do not...
>>7551937
>Sensible Chuckle™
>>7551898
Hello, Stitch.
>>7551838
You have me interested... I am ready when you are. you know where we are goin right?
>>7551881
.....
>BOO
>>7551966
Nice to meetcha for reals Bones.
>Offer hand.
>>7551977
Do we need a team name?
Three ghosts one slash?
>>7551947
Will have to suffer through my death throes twice to stay gone. I suppose that means you have to worry less...
>Hug him until you stop shaking
>>7551993
>Gives one keg of root beer
>>7551993
>hug N
fuck i hope i dont get offed
you alright?
>>7551977
..You're standing directly in front of me. Maybe next time, buddy.
>>7551987
>Shake hand
It is good to meet you, as well.
>>7552019
>Plucks a French fry from and eats
>>7552015
>Forgot pic
>Good opportunity to spread the love
>If evens everyone gets a keg
>If odds everyone gets a mug
>Delicious root beer
>>7551966
>calms down a bit
>uncurls
Please don't do that again.
>>7551977
Oh come on, I know this desert like the back of my claw.
>>7551987
How about ...
the french fries?
>>7552026
im not too good at spooky.
>>7552026
You're cooler looking in person.
>>7552078
...French Fries?
Why?
What about Ghosts with a Host?
>>7551959
. . .
>Frankie uses Poker Face!
>It fails.
Okay, you got us.
>Hands up
We totally did after work.
>>7552015
>The keg gets put in the corner of the room by Zekrom
>>7552019
.... give it a few minutes. I should be fine.
>The beds a better place to recover from yet another near death experience
>Pick up the boyfriend and sit back down on the bed
>>7552039
No!!!
Protect friend!!
>Anomalesia used crush claw!
>>7552114
>he relaxes a little at being picked up
my hero
>cuddle the boyfriend
>>7552039
why
>>7552102
Thank you.
>>7552078
How about the Sinners Syndicate?
>>7552133
>>7552121
>plucks and eats another French fry
>>7552072
all right then... if you say so.
>>7552102
>>7552143
how about
"4 idiots wandering in the desert"?
>>7552150
Stop!!!
Hurt friend!!
>Anomalesia used Crush Claw!
>>7552150
>Azoth used Iron Head.
do any of you want to be my friend?
>>7552150
stop bullying him
>>7552159
Pff that one sounds good to me.
>>7552143
You're welcome!
>>7552150
>silvally uses multi attack fire
>>7552107
....uuuh
>whispers
I have some questions about slugma sex and i am too embarrassed to ask him...
>is embarrassed anyway and blushes super hard.
>>7552107
You dirty girl
So what was it like being on the receiving end for once?
>>7552189
I will be!
-zorro
>>7552203
>>7552189
>>7552179
>>7552171
>plucks and eats multiple frrench fries
>>7552150
..... Zekrom? Bolt Strike.
>>7552133
>Return to cuddling Gladion
..... Why can't the Type Nulls hit anything.
>>7552078
>>7552102
>>7552143
...We can work on the team name some other time.
>>7552159
Dude please I've lived in this desert for ages, I know my way around.
>4 idiots wandering in the desert
I like it.
So, everyone ready to head off?
>>7552226
dont ask me
even silvally missed
>he pets silvally
>he kisses N
>>7552238
hehehe... I am always ready!
>>7552215
okay who are you? i'm skorupi, but mama this isn't my name but mama said that i shouldn't tell my name
>>7552225
stop that you big bully
>>7552226
>french Fry Bandit retreats to the shadowrealm
>>7552238
Yep I'm ready.
>>7552257
I'll be your friend, bud.
>>7552245
Sorry!!
>>7552179
>Anomalesia fucks off to go bother Azoth
>>7552238
I suppose so.
>Hands over some claw gauntlets and a satchel to hold them in when not in use
Just in case, heard you had some issues with your claws.
>>7552273
hello,do you want talk about something?
>>7552277
Hello!!
>>7552245
Oh well. They tried.
>Pat the artificial doggos as well
>Kiss the boyfriend
>be aboard frigate
>roll to sneak around undetected
>>7552310
hey dont you wanna pat silvs
>silvally pounces onto both of them for pets
>>7552254
>>7552273
>>7552284
Thanks Bones, these will be useful in case I mess up again. Saves me a trip back to the Pokemon Centre again.
>puts the claw gauntlets into the satchel for now
Right, lets head off then.
>starts walking off in the direction of the Cipher lab
>>7552371
>>7552284
Those gauntlet things are pretty cool looking.
being an arcanine sucks
its cold in the forest and i can barely control this body
i should have just stuck to making myself a null of my own
>>7552294
Uhhh, doo you like scarves?
>>7552371
Cool!
>Follow along and whistle.
>>7552209
....receiving end?
>>7552257
i am zorro and i like new friends!
>>7552399
well I think you will get used to it! Arcanine does suck!
>>7552329
>He's winded by all the doggo on his chest
>Pet the doggo
.... but you know what would make it better?
>Pats the bed
Azoth! Anomalesia! Join the pile
>>7552419
>sighs again
Having the penis inside you, Zorro
>>7552433
>Eagle chirps.
>Hops onto bed.
Hello!
>>7552371
Anytime.
>Follow
>>7552392
Thank you, I make things like that all the time, if you would like something as well.
>>7552433
>shiny Ditto enters the room dragging a boombox behind it
>it pushes play
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIBhMWPk3sc
>runs out giggling
>>7552295
Hello!!!
Hi!!!
Friend!!!
Azoth!!!
>>7552433
>EXCITED HYENA SOUNDS
PATS!!
HELLO!!
YES!!
LIKE PATS!!
>LEAP ONTO THE PILE
>>7552451
Don't make me break out my endless soda like I did with zorro
>>7552406
yes, but i never wore one, do you think i would look good at it?
>>7552419
thank you, i don't have many friends because i don't usually go out of home, because mama is overprotective of me, so it gets pretty lonely here
>>7552482
Okay, I admit it. It was weird but I liked it.
>>7552433
yeah it cant be that bad
>>7552465
>>7552479
oh fuck
>too many dogs
>pet doggos
two steps closer to my dream
>>7552438
>in the middle of drinking root beer
>spews out of nose
>coughs
>blushes again
>>7552451
i-i uuh... Why are our bodies so gross?
>>7552499
Glad to hear it. You should ask Zorro about what she discovered while you were gone.
>>7552512
>covered in root beer now
>>7552511
Can I join?
>shiny Ditto transforms into one of the Typs nulls
>joins the pile regardless of answer
>>7552392
I know right?
They're probably better than my actual claws for cutting stuff.
>it's starting to get dark and Sandslash is only just realising he's about to be exploring a dark lab with three ghost types for company
>>7552511
>Zoroark turns into a Fire Type Silvally and jumps into the pile
>be aboard frigate
>sneakin' around
>pretty good mind you
>roll to find N's room
>>7552543
>starts trying to physically shushing sylveon
YOU SAID YOU WOULD NOT BRING THAT UP
>>7552495
You should have mommy bring you to the movie theater!
>>7552599
SHSHSSHSHSH
>>7552602
You got some good ideas. You're a pretty cool cat.
>N's Zoroark turns into an Ice Silvally and plops on the pile
>>7552495
Yeah I do! I'm not great with colors but maybe red and blue?
If I'm in the area I'll make you one.
>>7552615
I promise I won't laugh at whatever the discovery is.
Really.
>reassuring pets
It sounds kinda important, so, what's up?
>>7552511
There's no such thing as too many dogs, dude.
>Gladitto joins the pile as a Silvally
>>7552559
>>7552602
>>7552635
i accept my death
>coughing
>>7552598
hehehe hope you're not scared of the D̝͓̝̤̻Ạ̯̭̘̗͔R̪̞K͇̮̮̲͖̻
>>7552606
>stares at the half ton of doggo
>considering options
>worried.jpg
>>7552615
we don't have that much money, since her work she's getting paid less due to her having less jobs to do
>>7552642
thank you, i hope it looks good on me
>>7552650
.......
I discovered that i really like science
.......
>pokerface
>>7552684
aww what does your mom do?
>>7552661
Hey! Do you know how to mega evolve without a trainer?
>>7552684
Not a problem, bud. How have you been?
>>7552700
>>7552465
>>7552479
>>7552602
>>7552635
>>7552657
>1420lbs of dog
>This is what his free pass will be used on
...........
>He accepts the inevitable and pets the dogs
>>7552658
Gladion....
Save yourself....
>Dramatic cough that turns into a real one
>>7552720
>>7552733
>>7552700
she's a cop, but since papa disappeared she was working all alone
>>7552706
i'm okay, i'm grounded and i can't leave my room until mama comes back, but for some reason i'm feeling lonely this time, i normally fine with this, i wonder why am i feeling like this?
>>7552661
>turns around and stares at Gengar for a moment
...I'm not. I'm scared of the things lurking in the dark.
>carries on walking
>Mt Battle looms in the distance as 4 idiots wandering in the desert get close to the Cipher lab
>>7552723
im
stuck
oh god this actually hurts
>he wheezes a bit
>>7552754
I can barely contain my excitement. I kinda hope that there is someone- no SOMETHING waiting for us...
>>7552706
Yes. I picked up a few tricks when I was with the God of Destruction.
>>7552723
>>7552756
>shiny ditto wants more hugs
>transforms from Type null into a silvallly
>>7552749
.....
no.
>pokerface continues
>>7552752
>>7552756
Okay wait I got this
Zeeeeekrooooooom......!
>Evens the Dragon saves them from the dogpile
>Odds Zekrom joins the dogpile
>>7552751
Just try not to worry too much, bud. Do something fun.
>>7552778
Well, how? I wanna be able to pull that out if we really need it!
>>7552786
>oh god i think that was a rib
>>7552794
>he coughs hard
oh god my fucking chest hurts
>>7552794
>super sneaker's worry intensifies
>backs away from the door slowly unsure of what to do
>>7552809
are you ready to leave e̖̪̝̠̺̪ͨ̂v̦̫̱ͧͬ̾e͚̪͋̉̃̇̎͋r̰̉̋̓ͫ̿̓̚ÿ́t̓̆̆ḫ̗͐͗͐i͎̺͊ͧͨ́̓͗̈́n̟̲̱͍̟͍̲̏̊͢g̙͚͎ͦ̎͒̓͋̃̇?
>>7552791
>>7552849
>>7552820
>N gasps for air
Holy fuck
Never again.
Do we need to run down to the med bay?
>>7552831
>N's Zoroark turns to look at him, still in Silvally form
>>7552849
>>7552791
You two fucked didn't you?
Don't worry everyone is curious about what sex is like as the other gender
its only natural to want to get frisky when you get genderswapped
>>7552838
Always have been.
>>7552778
Oh yeah? Well I hope it's as abandoned as it was when I first went there.
>Sandslash tries to not worry
>odds = failed, Sandslash is now going to be extra jumpy inside the lab
>evens = remains optimistic that there is nobody there
>>7552809
>Just try not to worry too much, bud. Do something fun.
i know i i'll try it's just that for some reason staying in my room doesn't feel the same being alone ever since i met deoxys and uncle gadreel and uncle darkrai
but i still have my toys and videogames here so i can play alone
>>7552862
FINE
>broken
>>7552882
NO WE DID NOT
>super embarrassed
>>7552874
lets just say uuhmmm
being a girl is pretty cool. Yeah it is cool. If you know what I mean.
>>7552934
I know what you mean.
>Fuschiafag knowing look intensifies
>>7552885
That's good. you have your mega stone? Just hate something so much and you will... trust me... you will...
>>7552895
>taps on shoulder
You alright? the place looks like it hasn't seen any action in decades...
>>7552934
You sure
Because I bet you would love the feeling of Sylveon inside you
You should try it
>>7552895
You alright? We're gonna be fine.
>>7552921
Yeah!! I'll come visit you after we get done with this stuff.
>>7552955
Ooooh. So it's like... Super Saiyan? Cool! I'll think about my past trainers then.
>>7552967
YEAH I KNO-
I MEAN NO SHUT UP!
>is about to die from embarrassment
>>7552967
They did look at each other with those lovely dovey eyes for a long while.
I ship it.
>>7552986
>Fuschiafag status: laughing
Oh, Zorro...
It's OK, I promise.
>>7552976
It takes a little bit more than anger. my hypothesis is it takes strong feelings to trigger it. For me. I̥T͎͕̠̘̞̹ ͙W̦͓̙̰AS̤̝͙̼͇̦ H̫̭͚̙͎̗A̭̞̮͎͈͙͙Ț̙̳̻E̫͎̹̙̼̫
>>7552986
How far inside are we talking sister?
You can tell me anything.
>>7551956
>UPLOAD "SMILEYFACE.JPG"
>>7552953
>>7553022
Growing up sucks
I am so confused...
>>7553038
I did not do anything with sylveon!
>>7552976
it's fun to have a new friend, thank you mister, i don't have many
>>7553043
>Colress goes to work uploading Unit One back into his body and fixing the ship up.
>>7552986
just imagine it, the feeling of Sylveons thing inside you and filling you with their milk and rubbing you all the right ways
and imagine how good it would feel
you probably wont get this chance again if you have not already
>>7553049
-yet.
There finished that sentence for you sister.
I'm sure you'l love his testosterone fueled cock.
>>7553049
>Is sleeping soundly
>Mumbles something about Zorro
>It is somewhat lewd
>>7553065
...Colrrress, did you get anything frrrrom the sample, like, a way to fix Guin? Frrrom what I can see she needs slime glands, a fix forrr herrr immune system so she heals, and a dentist, purrrobably morrrre than that. Aetherrrr rrreally did a numberrr on herr.
>>7552955
>>7552976
>looks at the lab entrance
>then back at the trio of ghosts
...I'm alright. You guys ready?
(is Bones still here? if not we can just have him chill outside)
>>7553028
Well. We'll see if I can do it I guess.
>>7553061
I know a few other Banettes. We could have a cool house party!
>>7553095
I'm ready!!
>>7553095
Oh yeah! Let's go!
>a little excited...
>>7553105
It's easier said than done. I'm sure you will... when the time comes...
>>7553079
>>7553082
>heavy breathing
>is getting turned on
N-NO!
>confused noises
>>7552869
>panic
>roll to dive out of sight before being seen
>you catch a glimpse of something though
>>7553087
Yes, I'm sorry. We just had a massive fucking accident with the ship.
We're still getting on that but an artificial slime generator might be better than... Whatever the hell we could do to her genetics.
The other two are a bit easier.
>>7553095
Ready when you are.
>>7553105
yay, more friends
>>7553085
>looks back at slugma
>thought she heard something lewd...
Aww he is so cute when dreaming...
-zorro
>>7553118
Yeah! I'm excited.
>>7553166
We can play videogames together after I'm done with this thing!
>>7553136
Go on, one quick fling with Sylveon wont affect anything
you will love how full he will make your untainted ladyparts fill as you howl in pure pleasure
>>7553136
What the fuck was that you just posted
>>7553105
>>7553118
>>7553162
Right.
>drags front door open
>pitch black inside
Uh...anyone got a light?
>>7553188
okay i'll prepare some food for everyone how many will come?
>>7553168
>Mumbles more things
>Some cute
>Others lewd
-Slugma
>>7553246
(i fucked up again
>>7553222
IT WAS A PICTURE OF A SYLVEON NINETALES HYBRID
>>7553268
>>7553222
Looks like she wants your sperm to fertilize her eggs.
Go get her champ.
>banette can mega evolve
S H O R T S T A C K
H
O
R
T
>>7553217
I uuhhh i-i-i-i-i never done anything like that before... and i want to do that with slugma first!
>mumbles
butiwanttogowithsylveonlater....
BAD THOUGHT BAD THOUGHT
>>7553222
....
Nothing.
>>7553252
>smiles and chuckles a little
>blushed at the lewd
>>7553223
>Bones bones flames flare up (wow)
Got it covered.
>>7553268
>>7553284
>>7553306
N-NO! IT WAS UUUH
IT WAS A PICTURE OF ME AND SLUGMA
>>7553303
>and i want to do that with slugma first!
We only got 'til tomorrow before we're back to our normal genders so you better wake him up and get a move on kid.
>>7553246
Probably just me. I'll bring the other guys another time.
>>7553223
Well I could-
>>7553309
Oh, right. That was easy.
>>7553288
SHUT UP!
>>7553303
Go ahead, do it with Sylveon
like we have told you you only have till tomorrow to do it and when you change back ti will be liked you never screwed each other at all
its fine slugma will understand
>>7553352
okay i'll just make food for two then
>>7553331
NO IM PRETTY SURE IT WAS A HYBRID OF YOU AND SYLVEON
I COULD POST IT IF YOU WANT
>>7553364
Everyone affected is sterile until time's up, as well.
OH MY FUCKING GOD I LOVE POKECOCK SO MUCH
>>7553384
HA THE IMAGE LIMIT HAS BEEN REACHED
>NERVOUS SWEATING
>>7553303
>Slugma rolls over, their lower body facing Zorro