/sad/ - Satyr After Dark #52: Working Out Nude Edition Prev

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Which satyrs would you expect would work out nude?

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>>7535049
You forgot to remove the old (embed) things.

>>7535273
Ace(in her room), Herc, Trimmings (at the wee hours of the morning), Soozen (who is ALWAYS nude).

>>7535273
Trimmings, Broil, Simmer, Salai, Ace and Green Peace and Alex.

>>7535344
I've literally never ever done that.
I always just copy and paste the OP from the previous thread.

The only things I update are the number and edition and previous thread links.

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>>7535352
>Salai

I want to know the story behind this.

>>7535396
Me too.
Or better yet, art of her working out nude.

>>7535348
Soozen?

>>7535440
The smooze satyr I think?

>>7535440
Smooze satyr. She's mostly just a goo girl.

>>7535396
>soju
wat
did he go over to D.Va's or something

>>7535484
What are you even talking about?

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>>7535501
Korean rice spirit.
i.e. the thing in his hand.

In the previous thread people were wondering when Petunia started lactating.
Well, if we wanted to be biologically correct, she shouldn't have yet. Unless she got a baby.

>>7535550
I thought it was a generic green beer bottle.

>>7535719
Or her cow genes just makes her produce milk regardless.

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>>7535719
Thats the correct and boring answer, I will give it that. But I just head canon that she lactates upon reaching sexual maturity. And does it often. Apparently according to some web sites women CAN lactate without being pregnant so Im assuming her freak biology is the reason why she lactates so much and without child.

>>7535719
>Human logic
>In Equestria
Bitch, we magic here. Lactation is a puberty thing. (depending on the HC)

>>7535719
>Baby
Only after she gets married.

>>7535896
I mean, there was talk of her and Utah eloping... then comes the babies.

>>7535896
Babies having babies.

What a shame.

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>>7537176
Her choice, man.

>>7537378
which satyrs are like this?

>>7537389
In general? Gumdrop, Homerun, and Cristal; for they are all sluts.

>>7536994
That tends to be a universal constant for him. Hell, I'm pretty sure we talked about him eloping with Feather too.

>>7537441
I'd rather him and Feather than Petunia. She's actually tries to lead an active lifestyle and could keep up with his eneegetic pace.

>>7537533
>Headcanons

>>7537740
Yeah, so? Eveeything is headcanons when it comds down to it, but the general headcanon of fhe thread has Petunia looking all chubby while Featherheart looks considerably more toned.

>>7537827
>Implying that's a bad thing

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>>7537533
I enjoy both, probably because I helped give Feather her initial push. I guess it's more of where do you want him to be in the end. A life of helping the buffaloes and strengthening the relationship between Appleloosa and their tribe. Or a quiet life where he decides to open up his own respectable business and helping others when he can.

That's at least what I see for him. [nospoiler]No Harems allowed[/nospoiler]

>>7537827
If that's the case, wouldn't it make more sense for someone like Herc to end up with FH; the guy obsessed with swole? [Notspoiler]Plus it satisfies anyone with a muscle worship fetish. the /fit/izen getting himself off by watching the muscley girl flex.

>>7537910
The only thing that can get him off is muscles. He NEEDS muscles to please himself. He's tried other things, even drugs, but no. Nothing. He NEEDS it.

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>>7537910
I know this is the thread for sex and fetishes, but let's think about this. Why would Herc ever know Feather in the first place? The reason Utah works is the connection to Appleloosa with his Uncle and that him and Feather could have been friends when he went there. There's also that Feather has been set up as an adventurer/crime fighter. Utah's been written to be more than willing to fight criminals and possibly getting seriously hurt.

I don't even remember any stories with Herc now thinking about it.

>>7538315
Same reason Hotshot would know Ambrosia or Muddle know Deloras; up to the persons wants for them. Besides, would work our perfectly if he has no stories. A blank slate.

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So what does /sad/ want to talk about today?

DJ did a thing. Shall we talk about all the lewd things we would do with this turtle?

>>7537910
There are worse things that could be done with him.

>>7538735
>Kappa
You mean the lewd things she'd do to you? Hope you like having your ass ate.

>>7538870
>Kappa

I remember him saying something about a Kappa but is she really a Kappa? I imagine she would be Tanks kid if anything.

>Ass ate
Do you mean in that she will sexually eat out my ass? Or Literally? I know Kappa can be pretty deviant and not in the fun sexual way.

>>7538914
The lore is that Kappa's would eat the ass of their victims and suck the souls out from their. I doubt she would suck your soul... but the ass would probably be probed.

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>>7538955
Thats pretty disturbing, but also somewhat hot. She would have massive sucking power then I take it? So when she's not giving you a rim job she's giving the most aggressive oral sex.

>>7538735
As said in /sat/, turtles can breath through their assholes, meaning you've got the unique opportunity for erotic anal asphyxia.

>>7538955
They were also known for drowning animals, especially horses and cows.

>>7539025
>you've got the unique opportunity for erotic anal asphyxia.

What would that be exactly? Like covering her asshole? Like anal sex? Or something else? All these fetishes are hard to keep track of.

>>7539021
>When she give you the backdoor succ so hard that when you cum, it goes flying back towards you
Suction POWER-ower-ower

>>7539059
Fuck her ass till she almost passes out.

>>7539133
>Everytime she "coughs", she farts
>After coming back from spending some time with you she has a fart/coughing fit and spurts out thick cum from her rear
>She is so embarrassed
>Thankfully nobody notices the cum
>Just the super loud farting

>>7539121
Vicious

And with this you've effectively barred me from ever caring about this satyr again.

>>7540035
>Taking the bants on /sad/ seriously
I tried to bring up discussion over in /sat/ but nobody wanted to talk about her. /sad/ is just for fun lewd discussion and not taking anything here too seriously.

I still think she has lots of potential once we can flesh out more character for her aside from lazy shit posting.

>>7540097
>/Sad/
>Started in /Sat/
Mmmmhmm. Seems legit

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>>7540035
Okay.

>>7537533
Why not both?
His mum disapproves of him seeing bovine girls, so he elopes with two of them.

>>7541565
Because it's dumb harem schlock. Besides, I don't like having Applejack be the antagonist for now reason.

>>7541628
>No reason
>Not having a racist mom
Liberal cucklord

So wait, why do people think Applejack would be insurmountably racist?

>>7542658
Just a redneck stereotype probably.

>>7542658
I don't know, to tell you the truth. Probably because she's an easy target to paint with unscrupulous redneck sensibilities.

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Mal!

>>7542700
>>7542701
I love the irony of people assuming that someone's racist just because of their southern theme.

It's amusingly hypocritical.

>>7542756
... is a cutie.

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>>7542756

>>7535049

>>7543734
That pic is always so sweet. Deloras is a major cutie

>>7542701
Close minded, one of the first to jump to assertive actions, has shown a LOT of racist or at least hostile tendencies before. Basically, dyewts? I know she and anyone not named Twilight Sparkle and Starlight Glimmer have been thrown to the back burner lately, but come on.

What is satyrs favorite sex position?

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>>7546375
doggy style is easier for most satyrs,

>>7546773
also, any requests?

>>7546842
Alex in one of those socktastic t-shirts.
Dad's no dweeb.

>>7546773
Is that Toby?

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>>7547100
her sis bailey, the oldest.
don't worry, i'm the only one who knows the difference between the four of them, they look the exact same

>>7546842
Annie doing some naked excersize stretches

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>>7546963
what should it say?
>>7547358
how old?

>>7547577
Just something lewd, with incest implications
You've drawn enough of these, I know it'll be fine.

That's already a good looking Alex, by the way.

>>7547577
17? I always HC as just being a short stack cutie who never really goes height wise

>>7546842
Can you do some lewd of the sheep satyr?

>>7546842
Feather and Utah's first kiss. They can be whatever age you prefer, but one of their faces should be redder than an apple. Maybe have the boy be bashful and her being coy after the kiss.

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>>7547613
i made it rhyme. i hc tonsils makes a pretty decent coin after her Trot Topic days.
>>7547641
any specific stretches or just whatever?
>>7547663
ref? or name?

>>7547957
Just anything with hands over her head to get a nice boob shot or bending over.

>>7547957
It's great, /d/.

Tsundere electras. Never knew that was something I wanted.

>i hc tonsils makes a pretty decent coin after her Trot Topic days.
I headcanon they're a sort of initiation thing for the electra club.
Wear them in public for at least a week to prove you're serious.

>>7547957
>on her back
(in my butt)

>>7547957
Sheep satyr's name is Eirwen.

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>>7547984
howsat?

>>7550568
>dat armpit
Unf~
You're too good for us /d/ thanks!

>>7546842
Lewd Misty? Maybe her playfully winking and saying "I promise not to peek."

>>7550889
Melody. My bad

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>>7550889
>her playfully winking
Always a fan, my man.

>>7550889
>Misty
>Dat ass
Nice... nice.

>>7547957
Hot. She's a major cutie

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>>7547663
she seems super sleepy, so

>>7546842
More tittiemonsters harassing shotas.

>>7554366
>Dildo in her mouth
The fuck was she doing before bed and how did she not choke on that?! I am more questioning that aroused! (However, I am still plenty aroused)

>>7554543
She was blowing a strap-on attached to Petunia, who got bored as Eirwen passed the fuck out. Just detach and walk away.

>>7554366
It makes sense that sleepiest satyr would enjoy sleep molestation.

>>7546842
By any chance can you do one of Snapshot or Warren or some other cute male satyr trying to suck their own dick on their back?

>>7554366
I wanna fuck that sheep. I bet she would feel soft as fuck to sleep on

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there

>>7555257
Hot and twisted, I need to watch this movie. Thanks mimic!

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>>7555257

>insists a character isn't based on a mime pony and instead on clockwork orange
>"proves" it by dressing them in a striped mime shirt

bruh, did you even watch clockwork orange? They wore plain black bowler hats, fully white clothes and a codpiece.

>>7555365
I gave it a striped shirt for effect because precisely using the outfit to 100% accuracy looks like arse on her. Hence the deviation.

I didn't even know about that stupid mime pony until someone pointed it out ages after I made the character. Her design was originally an offshoot of Solitaire, with a Clockwork Orange twist to it.

what's your point?

>>7555365
I think it looks nice the way she is.
>tfw you will never get tied up as she readies to rape you

>>7555257
maybe changing her tags on derpi would make it easier to tell its not the mime pone?

>>7555494
somebody keeps adding that in

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>>7555416

My point is don't freak out that people confuse your character for the kid of an actual canon character rather than your high concept idea. Also, you drew her literally doing pantomime, so it shouldn't surprise you people are confused.

(btw wtf is she miming doing?)

>>7555522
I'm more mad that the pony's colour palette looks like arse with the design than anything else,

also I think it was unveiling something, I honestly can't remember.

>>7555551
sure you can't? because right now, it looks like she's about to drop a tissue on a horse cock.

>>7555619
close enough

>>7555551
What's so arse about purple and orange? It looks good on Scootaloo

>>7555551
>almost sects
nice

>>7555635
on scootaloo, yeah. But on Clockwork it looks arse. Makes her look less classy more like a clown

>>7555684
if you dress her like a mime....

>>7555684
...or a mime, which she has clearly been. I mean, short shorts are also unclassy. Clockwork Orange they were street hooligans, Alex had finer tastes but he was anything but classy. Did you miss the scene where he fucked two girls who (in the book) were ten?

>>7555684
In clockwork orange they wore goofy masks and raped people where does "classy" come in

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I NEED PICTURES
PICTURES OF FUTA SATYRS
stories are good too

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>>7555750
:3

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>>7555776

>>7555718
I actually never got round to reading the book despite doing a film study on the movie.

>>7555702
>>7555718
>>7555748
Look, I gave her a striped shirt thinking "french". And the design inspired from Clockwork Orange, she's by no means an alex clone, she can do what she wants.

Which in this case, is rape you sensually. With class. Now back the fuck off kindly.

>>7555802
where did you get "french"? I know you say she's an orphan, but who were her parents before they died then? is it Alex and a pony (a french one, apparently)?

>>7555802
bruh if you think that's inspired by a clockwork orange I don't think you even watched it, it definitely looks like you just made a sexy mime costume

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>>7555787
just realized this was futa on satyr, whoops

>>7555849
Mimic has a habit of getting himself worked up to an irrational degree sometimes, and I feel this is one of those times. Just drop it while everyone's still friends.

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>>7555864
maybe?

>>7555887

>implying anyone in satyr is "friends" now
bruh we're a bunch of angry, opinionated jerks who just want to criticize rather than create. That's p much just being a human at this point, tho, I guess

>>7555899
shit, im out.
i really should do more, prob ace/darcy

Ffs, just seperate the two cunts. Like Mason and Sterling. Two near copies that barely anyone cares about and most people confuse. That way the mime satyr actually exists and clockwork isn't mime's kid. All you'd need is a mime name and everyone wins and this clear bitching can stop.

>>7555257
I really like her stance and legs here. I'm smitten with girls with hair covering their eye.

>>7555849
>sexy mime costume
and that isn't my intention how...?

also
>hurr you haven't watched the movie because you didn't copy it word for word
wat

>>7556131
it doesn't matter what he meant. its all just nitpicking about a half-horse oc.
none of this means anything.

>>7556131

Fine, dipstick, basic fashion design. Clockwork Orange fashion is Postmodern Futurism. What she's wearing is at best a midcentury french performer's costume, y'know, a MIME, but is really a "Sexy Mime" halloween costume. It looks terrible and if you want to tell me that devotchka looks like our humble narrator or his little droogies even remotely than you really must have had a whack up the old gulliver

>>7555990
Read. Everyome who is still bitching; read

>>7556402
PLEASE tell me there is a colored version of this.
Or a less dick-hiding-her-goodbits version.

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>>7556437

>>7556973
i miss sterks

>>7557071
That was a -Fuchs- pic

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>>7557120
you know, i meant to say that. i feel dumb.

>>7535348
>>7535352
What sort of situation or scenario would have to happen in order for all of them to exercise in the buff together?

>>7557699
Maybe they somehow found out that they all secretly liked to work out nude?

>>7557699
Some dream fuckery where a certain dream fucker fuck with their dreams and has them all working out naked together. May or may not lead to sex.
>"Oh, I'm working out naked at the gym? That's cool. Ohhh nooo, they didn't wipe the equipment down now it's all sweaty. Ew. Guess I'll just work on my quads for now. Naked. As is per my usual."

>>7557734
How though? Some would probably be against working out with other people.

>>7556287
there's just one guy

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>>7557771
Actually, I could see one of them getting a wet dream about that and acting awkward around one of those satyrs everytime they see them at the gym. After some prompting they tell them about the contents of the dream and discover that they actually do work out in the nude as well as them. The rest is probably heard from rumors, confirmed by a close friend/sibling, or by coincidental sightings.

Bumble faggots

>>7558489
yjim

>>7558489
We don't have a bumblebee satyr do we?

>>7558925
Bump

Super Bowl Sunday!

Satyr is up to what sexy shenanigans? Maybe some strip football? Anytime the enemy team scores satyr has to strip off an article of clothing. Its a big group game and whoever loses the super bowl has to get fugged by the winning team.

Who plays?

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I bet she loves sports, a real mans woman.

>>7561602
is she a bro? how abiut her sister?

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>>7561621
She's a total bro, very chill once you get to know her but pretty distant at first.

Her sis is more open and friendly but loses interest pretty quickly. But she is not really bro tier, more like go on a date for a few and may get sex but not much else tier.

I have it in my head canon that they pretty much have a bad reputation in their home town as being users who hustle guys for free drinks and meals and then leaving them blue balled.

Joist hates it as she unwillingly goes along with her plans because they often at times are short on cash and need the freebies. They actually relocated to Ponyville because of the new job prospects and because their meal tickets ran out.

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is there any large satyr? There's gotta be at least ine, right?

>>7562753
Biggest one is the arimaspi satyr.

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>>7562753
Ariana is anti-smol.

>Dead here too
You guys suck. I wanted to see what bantz the thread had

>>7560850
Do you think Darcy would air the game at The Lady Apple and wear just a sexy football jersey to attract more customers? And if her team loses, she'd change into a micro bikini and dance on stage?

>>7566125
Oh my god that first half of the prompt got me fucking hard. I wish you had suggested that earlier anon I would have tried writing that. Second part of the prompt is kind of silly lol but I imagine she would flip tables and rage. But the micro bikini would be done by sexy satyr's like Candy or Trimmings at half time.

>>7566192
Yeah, the first one seems a bit better. Do you think Peach, Gala, and Cider would go along with it as well for a one time thing?

>>7560850
>sport
Ace. She's really intent on showing off her feminine side and has some flirty underwear to show off. Too bad she can't turn off her really-want-to-win switch that easily.

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sorry i'm not doing anything more with this.
happy sports y'all.

>>7569244
Anon wants the Darcy Dong

>>7538424
I do find it weird that people seem to want to ship one of them with someone that isn't Utah. I remember when someone tried to ship both of them with Warren on different occasions, one time Feather was a lez, and then one time with each other.

>>7570196
Least it adds variety, as opposed to the usual "fat cow", "adventure retards" shit flinging... so, you know, silver linings

>>7570196
I think Petunia would be better off with Steam Engine or whatever that other minotaur satyr's name is.

>>7571040
I just find it odd. Don't ever see suggestions for giving mumble a boyfriend that isn't timber, thistle that isn't rory, or Alex that isn't pogo. What makes it different?

>>7571304
Maybe Utah shipfags are slightly less annoying.

>>7571304
I could pitch some ideas for all of them, but at the end of the day no one's going to create content for new ships while they still have a tried and true ship with loads of stuff.

>>7569244
Nice! Thanks /d/! This came out exactly like I had it in my head.

>>7571304
If we want new content for new ships, what would we go for?
I want to work on something for Thistle and someone new. Would you care if its les?

>>7571304
Probably because they aren't in perpetual shit storms of "love triangle madness". I think the closest we had was Eventide and Alex... I say close, but it didn't go far

>>7571404
>Slightly less
Did you mean more? Else your reply wouldn't make sense.

>>7571619
Lez? With who did you have in mind? Did you want it to be another satyr? Or a pony?


And since we are on the topic, what are some crack ships that people would see happening. Might as shake things up.

>>7571648
>Pony
Rarity, Sweetie Belle, maybe that Spike fan from CK?

>>7571663
>Thistle and Rarity
I can see it happening, but feels like a spiritual successor to Sparity. Wouldnt that be some shit.
>Pines his whole life for her
>Never gets her
>His daughter does
cuckception

>Sweetie Belle and Thistle
Not sure how it would go about but I'd like to see it.

>Spike fan
Have no idea who taht is.

>>7571648
I was thinking on how to work with Wheatie, as through a trip to the Crystal Empire would give them one of those "chance encounters," but it's still just an idea.
>>7571663
I'm all for pony/satyr.
>Sweetie Belle
I could imagine Spike asking her to be Thistle's babysitter, and as they grew older, the drake spent more time outside of babysitting to see Sweetie.
It could be pretty cute.

>>7571748
A) /ll/, OR literally sparity 2.0... with the same end result.
>Thistle runs for her mummy's bosom

B) moar /ll/

C) A one off character from the "Spike sings cringe" episode, I think. His #1 fan for "saving" the kingdom

>>7571780
>Thistle runs for her mummy's bosom
Thistle x Fem?

>>7571648
>Rory x Eventide
>Thistle x Muddle
>Mumble x Garret
>Pogo x Ivy
>Timber x Cider
>Alex x Icarus

>>7571842
I think I've seen all but the Pogo and Ivy one mentioned before throughout the years.

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>>7571842
thats cute

>>7572249
That looks cute! Mumble's looking mighty fine here too.

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>>7571842
i think that's my first time drawing Eventide

>>7554366
Damn, she got nice tit-tays

>>7572919
You sure? I could have sworn you did something before. Also, isn't Eventide the one with the horn?

>>7566192
I want to see Mal in a sexy micro bikini.

>>7571304
Those just fit really well together and are deeply embedded in the thread's collective headcanons from olden times.

>>7574158
That was just a christmas headband, she doesn't actually have horns. Why in the world would she?

>>7574196
THIS

>>7574196
Mal is a shit character that should be beaten and burned to atone for her existence.

>>7576713
I'm sure her clit can handle some beatings and burning.

>>7576770
Mal is one freaky satyr if she likes it rough and wild like that. Does she like being tied up and gagged while being penetrated?

>>7577017
She's into whatever you're into, as long as she comes out of it still thinking you like her.
She's equal parts submissive, pathetic and depraved like that.

>>7576770
She needs to be burned at the stake. Also clit torture is a shit fetish.

>>7577060
Ah so she's a total cock sock to the whims of who she is infatuated with. So she doesn't really have a lot of self confidence and is starved for attention and affection? That is equal parts sad and arousing.

>tfw she is a weebo shy virgin
>to anons more assured depraved self
>Tfw she is a satyr 50 shades of green
>Cumming to theaters this valentine's day

>>7577065
>Not pressing a hot towel to her clit for erotic stimulation and to clean her down there before sex

>>7577099
>Ah so she's a total cock sock to the whims of who she is infatuated with. So she doesn't really have a lot of self confidence and is starved for attention and affection?
Exactly this.

>>7577065
I don't think you and I could ever be friends.

>>7577121
>>7577099
>What's her most defining feature?
>She loves cock, duh!
It's like you can't even make porn entertaining.

>>7577218
Her most defining feature is being a cutie.

>>7578086
Her most defining feature is getting blown out of a crappy OC that shouldn't exist.

>>7578236
>Blown out
But Anon, because Mal exists, Nyx is dead... IN THE FUTURE YEAR OF 2012! A historic event of historical significance will happen. The OC known as Nyx will be fed a chicken, but this chicken will be laced with... msg. The resulting chemical reaction will lead to her inevitable internal combustion. Before the combustion, the OC will gather up all it's redeeming features into a ball and then shove that ball into its womb. It will then fornicate with a human. However the only human who would fuck an inflatinf about to explode OC is... a Sonic the Hedgehog fan from DA! Having half the dna of cringe and half the dna of anything slughtly positive of the OC, this new creature will be a cause of great conflict in the satyr thread. It will start what will be known as "The Chikun Wars". These wars will bring about the vegans, who will make everything totally sucky unless the wars mever happen. The only way to avoid the wars is for people to see the redeeming features in the abomination. The wars must be stopped before they can happen... and did happen.

>>7578487
Damn, I miss Aqua Teen Hunger Force but can't be assed to watch the nostalgia block on Adult Swim. I didn't get a lot of the material when I was younger, but it always made me smile with that goofy innocent outlook I haf of crude jokes.

>>7578598
This. When I was younger I didn't get a family guy joke when they said the "it goes both ways." And the punch line was like a bisexual. But I laughed cause he called out the joke and didn't even know what bisexual meant. Innocent times.

>>7569934
Don't we all?

>Satyr finds the Craigslist of Equestria
>What does he or she open and what does it say?

a little curious, what satyrs do you think have inverted nipples?

>>7582968
None, if their parents have been milking them properly.

>>7582968
Candy, possibly Sapphire.

>>7583077
But innie nips are my fave.

>>7582968
Ivy, Lola, Dee, Ace, Ariana, Trimmings, Mumble, and Starburst.

How did satyr get their first hickey?

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>>7583947
What do you think satyr is? A sloot? They don't kiss and tell.

>>7584549
>What do you think satyr is? A sloot?
Some of them.

>>7584621
Dat's a nice bum

>>7584621
My boner would tear through those panties as I thrust into her. 3

>>7572919
>>7572249
Cute!

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Would you rather do pilates with Darcy, weightlifting with Alex, or calisthenics with Ace?

>>7588687
Weightlifting with Alex.

>>7588687
Lewd pilates.

>>7582968
Probably Annie.

>>7582968
Mal.

>>7588687
Cal with Ace.

Gale raping Drizzle thoughts. Good, bad, bad but wingles the dingle?

>>7594662
Not a twitch.

>>7594662
If she cries and is gagged; gives more than a wingle. Full on throb. Tied up, head pushed into the bed, ass up.

>>7594662
was there a motivator for him?

>>7594662
Stupid

>>7594662
It's hot if she secretly wants it.

>>7597703
Well, she is always bugging Gale for attention...

>>7600605
I'll never get pairings like these.

>>7598084
And she finally got it. Now she's even more clingy than before and acting like she's his girlfriend.

>>7600753
Gale regrets it. Her nasty pussy was not worth the bitching and hanging off his arm.
He wishes they never did the do, and they were just siblings who hated each other.

>>7600746
That image is ridiculous, but what do you mean for the pairing itself?

>>7600911
Just relationships that don't make sense in the context of the show and exist just because 'they look cute'.

>>7601170
The show? The satyr show?

>>7601189
Yes, Anon, the one that airs on Saturday nights at 7:30 eastern.

>>7601207
oh shit. i guess it was me who didnt even watch the show

>>7594662
I liked the idea of Gale being a filly fooler. Dont really think he would take an interest in his sister.

If we are talking straight SFW I like Gale as a worrysome workaholic who runs himself ragged taking care of his laid back family.

>>7601562
To use the vagina, yes

>>7605423
Garret looks like a chink here.

Anyone interested enough to write some smut based on any of these scenarios?

CATEGORY ONE; general
‘i can’t sleep’ sex
‘make up’ sex
‘break up’ sex
‘revenge’ sex
‘rebound’ sex
‘i’m bored’ sex
‘curiosity’ sex
‘first time’ sex
‘homecoming/prom night’ sex
‘hotel room’ sex
‘distraction’ sex
‘the condoms are about to expire’ sex
‘anniversary’ sex
‘snuck out of the house to hook-up’ sex
‘post-argument’ sex
‘we’re drunk and horny’ sex
‘comfort’ sex
‘walked in on while naked’ sex
‘to change the subject’ sex

CATEGORY TWO; risky/kinky/strangers
‘i need a place to crash’ sex
‘your friend just told you about a new position’ sex
‘the elevator broke down’ sex
‘end of the world/the world is in chaos’ sex
‘i can’t believe we survived’ sex
‘i caught you masturbating’ sex
‘you caught me masturbating’ sex
‘crotchless underwear is a thing’ sex
‘i’m/your pregnant and horny’ sex
‘we’re in a public place and i just spent the last half hour making you ridiculously aroused’ sex
‘you’re my teacher and i finally seduced you’ sex
‘i’m your teacher and i can’t believe your my student’ sex
‘best friend’s younger sibling who suddenly got hot’ sex
‘i saw a cool scene in a porno and i want to reenact it’ sex

>>7605958
CATEGORY THREE; cheating/assumed cheating
‘everyone thinks we’re banging, so we might as well just do it’ sex
‘we’ve been friends-with-benefits for a long time, and now that one of us is in a relationship, are we going to stop?’ sex
‘randomly hooked up one night and the next monday you walk into my work and i discover that my favourite colleague is actually your husband/wife’ sex
‘one or both of us is in a relationship, but we can’t help it’ sex
‘we’ve both been cheated on by our respective partners, so fuck it’ sex

CATEGORY FOUR; established relationships
‘we just got engaged’ sex
‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
‘we were childhood sweethearts, and we haven’t seen each other in years’ sex
‘i need to lose my virginity and you’re the only person i want to lose it to’ sex
‘you just walked into my office for a job as my secretary/assistant and we haven’t seen each other in years, but sexual tension is a thing’ sex
‘our families hate each other for (insert reason here) but that doesn’t matter to us’ sex
‘we’re in a dysfunctional, toxic relationship but i still love you more than anything in this world’ sex

>>7605958
>>7605969
I can try Anon, but no promises. And it may take me a few days

>>7605972
It's fine, atleast we've got something to expect.

>>7605958
Using anyone?

>>7606177
Id imagine so

>>7542700
>>7542701
It could be either that or she thinks he can do so much better. Think about it like this, Bucky ended up with Sapphire, someone who is helping him overall. Petunia/Feather make Utah possibly more wayward, headstrong, and go off the reservation. He is okay with leaving and eloping with them.

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>>7605969
>‘i thought you were dead, but you’re not and i can’t believe it’ sex
I'll see if I can do one sometime.

Throw me a random list of pair satyrs!

>>7608177
like random ships or just random satyrs to pair?

>>7608177
Hope x Alex x Gumdrop.

>>7608177
Groot vs Laika

>>7608177
Guessing random

>>7608407
>Pairs
Lrn 2 rid

>>7608331
Random pairs

>>7608177
Steamboat and Snap. Not Snapshot, the big ol drake goil.

>>7608177
You got it, boss.

Fiddle x Clockwork
Muddle x Dionysus
Gumdrop x Scarlet
Pear x Eventide
Jay x Freckles
Broil x Sharp Shot
Ash x Faddle
Laika x Green Peace
Sweet Dreams x Deloras
Rivet x Pluma
Sapphire x Leaf
Minnie x Mia Incognita
Gale x Hotshot
Driftwood x Shortcake
Gargle x Zabria
Cici Pommel x Dee
Cotton Candy x Sirius
Timber x Purity Quartz
Didi x Chalk Pie
Evenfall x Bella
Fraise x Volupia
Treble x Drizzle
Cinder x Fauna
Kimmy and Mera x Cobbler
Articia x Longshot
Candy x Gala
Jade x Precious
Mercury x Solitaire
Cristal x Ivy
Oliver x Balneum
Tonsils x Venus
Quincy x Mudpie
Blare x Thickette
Stormwalker x Hans
Roxy x Prism
Ume x Starburst
Maverik x Alex
Sterling x Kyra
Sonny Jubilee x Flora
Orion x Thistle
Glimmer x Corriander
Aeon x Gloria
Dagger x Darcy
Cherry Popper x Snapshot
Pop x Thorn
Clef x Amelia
Asha x Palette
Pebble x Snap
Desirae x Home Run
Emery Errant x Trimmings

>>7610145
Part 2, because 4chan has a line limit.

Golden Harvest x Utah
Blue Bonnet x Salai
Crag x Mau
Noelle x Cottonball
Nightengale x Cashmere
Presto x Missy Electra
Dingaling x Ace
Sugar Chimes x Misty
Cinnamon Cider x Margaret Pie
Maxie x Dawn
Gibbous x Yuzu
Hope x Sedimentary Rock
Mumble x Kooky
Wheelie x Lillian
Toby x Lil' Mac
Allegra x Buster
Lola x Hiki
Icarus x Pogo
Eden Equal x Joist
Sunshine Blossom x Chione
Teri x Herc
Concerto x Radiance
Garret x Mal
Petunia x Ambrosia
Brick Pie x Lenora/Sushi
Ariana x Bucky
Murmur x Mason
Bailey x Atlas
Mistake x Peach
Warren x Jack
Steel Cage x Firginia/Groot
Tonbo x Dirt Cup
Star x Halfpipe
Judy x Halley Yard
Feather Heart x Dynamo
Ame x Abacus
Simmer x Melody
Cher x Kaos
Selena/e x Emma
Misery x Reuben
Catrine x Kipper
Annie x one of the many unnamed satyrs in the satyr list

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>>7610145
>>7610174
[casually saves for future art ideas]

>>7610145
Two sentence quickies; go!

1) C: Wanna see a dead body?
F: Okay!

2) M:I-*hic* I lub you man, yer so nice n shit.
D: Mmm, yes, now why don't you lie down, face down.

3) G: ... Who the fuck are you?
S: *Intense sighing*

4) E: Do you like books?
P: Are they books about cutie marks?

5) J: Wanna lose your virginity?
F: YES!

6) B: Hey there, uh-
S: ... Do you even know who I am?

7) F: Wanna party?
A: I mean, I don't usually get to, but sure!

8) GP: Aww, look at the cute dog, c'mere girl.
L: ... I am not amused, but I will not stop you.

9) SD: I know you like dicks.
D: I-I don't, I'ma good Christian!

10) R: Wow, look at the wings on you!
P: *SQUAWK*!

11) S: Hmm, I could work on your workpants for you, make them more durable.
L: Please do, the thorns sting so much...

12) M: BRUSH YOUR TEETH
MI: No, fuck you, eat a dick!

13) G: ... Wanna see a dead body?
HS: Why does that sound familiar?

14) D: Who am I?
SC: I don't know, but please be my friend!

15) G: Who are you?
Z: Uhhh, I unno.

16) D: mmm, you have some reals nice tits.
CP: Uhhh, th-thanks?

17) CC: So are we, like, related?
S: Yeah, somehow, why?

18) PQ: Dude, check out my abs.
T: Sweet Jesus, you are RIPPED!

19) CP: Um, please don't touch the boulder?
D: Okay, but only if you do a lil something for me.

20) B: Nothing matters...
EF: Wanna sing about it?

>9
Don't die yet.

>>7612372
These're good.

>>7617300
>Futa Darcy and her fuck rag Ace

There needs to be more of this.

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>>7617356
[meme]please /d/[/meme]

>Muddle's mom insisted (re: forced him) to throw a sleepover party with Simmer as an attempt to foster good relations between the drake parents.
>Simmer's mom convinces (re: commands) him to go over to the sleepover since it'd be a good growing exercise for him.
>Taking place in Muddle's home, Simmer arrives on time with in his baggy hoodie and large sweatpants.
>The two try to find some common ground, but just aren't able to with their different lifestyles: Muddle loafs around the house all day while Simmer works in his dad's gem mines.
>When asked what on what he does for fun, Simmer replies with reading or following Broil whenever she wants to do something.
>Both of these answers bores Muddle, however, and he inquired why doesn't he do any fun stuff like watch TV or play video games.
>To which Simmer replies that he's never played a video game before.
>The revelation completely floors Muddle, who after berating him a bit, offers him to play one of his fighting games.
>It turns out that he's complete horse apples in fighting games, so Muddle puts on a beat 'em up for a more cooperative experience.
>Simmer warms up to it after some trial and error and the two find themselves having an enjoyable time.

>>7618339
Why is this in /sad/? Feels very sfw and cozy.

>>7618396
I could make it lewd, if you want. I just wanted to bump /sad/ and distract myself from the cannibal talk in /sat/.

>>7618396
Because they're going to cut off and cook each others dongs.

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>>7618462
This sort of stuff just puts me off continuing it

>>7618462
I mean, we were discussing cannibalism in the thread earlier

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>>7537389
Murmur needs to be made to wear a sign around her neck reading "Do not trust this bat, she lies."

>>7620422
I can imagine her reaching up to remove it despite having been told not to, then her father catching her and telling her sternly that either she leaves it on or else she's not allowed to play outside.

>>7619673
Those breasts are beautiful. I just want to caress and suck on them

>>7620422
She looks super flat-chested.

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>>7621731
True, but puberty hit her like a freight train. This is a picture of her just two years later.

>>7622131
>2

Is she a pokemon? That is some amazing growth spurt.

>>7620422
>"Can you buy me some candy mister? I had a big bag already but it gots lost in the sewer."
"I don't know about that, not sure how the world would look at me buying candy for a little kid....What is that on your chest?"
>"Oh this? It's nothing, it's not even true."
"Dont lie to me little lady."
>She give you the biggest most pure smile in the world as she radiates cute cancerous waves "I'd never lie to you mister."
>You bought her all the candy. There was never a lost bag of candy

>>7624097

"Okay, kid, here you go."
>"Thanks! Now hand over your wallet and watch too or else I'll scream 'stranger danger' and draw everybody's attention to you offering candy to a small child."
"You... sneaky little bitch."

>>7624273
Her dad best throatfuck that little bat to hell and back to show her that's not something to joke about.

>>7624296
Who do you think got your wallet?! Dumbass... don't know how to rob people n shit.

What is best satyr pussy?

>>7628121
The one attached to the daughter riding you.

>>7628121
Daughteru/onee-chan pussy is best satyr pussy

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>>7628121
Big satyr pussy.

>>7628121
Horse or dragon.

>>7628281
>>7628296
>Faggots
You sick sick men. I bet you get off to the word "daddy".

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>>7629015
>I bet you get off to the word "daddy".
I do, actually.

>>7629015
>>7629250
'Daddy', sure. But sweet sisdom hits that spot just right.

>Long before you were brought here, your father was transported into Equestria.
>He settled in with the locals, becoming a marvel among Ponyville.
>After he knocked up a pony, they had a daughter, a half-horse abomination.
> It was wrongfully presumed the two species couldn't interbreed, and she was met with mixed opinions.
>Years later, after the excitement died down, his pony wife got pregnant again.
>Everyone expected another abomination, but it was not.
>She had another human child, you.
>???
>Incest

>>7629482
Sounds stupid.

>>7629660
damn faggot, supply content then

>>7630808
This. Either put up, it shut up.

>>7630808
>>7631698
Why? All I said was that the idea sounded stupid. It's not on me to make stuff if the ones you throw out are dumb. Everyone's just going to circlejerk about the same topics you usually do anyway.

>>7631899
Actually it IS on you to provide content or ideas if you are going to BITCH about them. If you're going to be negative need to bring something positive into the thread. So again, put up or shut up; and since it looks like you can't put up. Shut up.

>>7632159
Getting this steamed about a little comment is pretty silly. It's not like the original idea had much thought behind it.

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Cant get enough of this neet cutie

>>7634689
Look how content this fucker is. Snapshot always seems happiest when he has a nice firm dick to play with.

I have a free day for once today. I never really written any smut here. I think the only thing I wrote here was Utah and Petunia eloping. So any advice?

>>7636772
Generally, you'll want to pad smut out with a lot of description. Mostly of how the characters feel both physically and emotionally.
If it's a stand alone story, you'd do will to try to either give a good start up to set the scene, or blend it into the story over time.

The ultimate goal is to stretch the story out long enough that it isn't just "and then they fucked", without it either feeling forced, and without it breaking the readers focus and making it hard to get off to.

Who would you be writing about?

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>>7636884
Don't know. I'm split between Rory or Utah as the main boy.

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>>7636988
Eh, personally only interested in daughterus who love their fatherus, but best of luck to you.

But speaking as someone who won't read it either way, Rory may be the better of the two. Feels like people are getting kinda sick of Utah and the shit flinging between Petuniafags and Feather Heartfags

>>7637069
>>7637069
>>7637069
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