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ITT: Pokemon are real. Who's your favorite murder Boyf

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ITT: Pokemon are real.

Who's your favorite murder Boyfriend?

Info: http://pastebin.com/2NuRCUiW
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im gsy
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>>7525964
>One of those Pokemon was a Brionne. Unlike most of the others, it wasn't immediately clear what was wrong with it other than a long scar down its chest, but like most of the others it was in constant pain and was far from the picture of health. Also, it kept complaining about the heat...

(Dooooooon't mind me just breaking in a new character)
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>>7526065
Uh, got any redpop?
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>>7526101
You have weird taste.
>Toss can of Redpop.
>Grab Giratina-CokeTM
>Swig that shit just drink it all down
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>>7526057
Giratina.
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>>7526121
Well, yeah.
Yeah, I guess I do.

>Joe: Crack it open and take a sipp
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>>7526052
How can you be both the fries and the basket, Gladion?
>He pokes his side and chuckles
I love you too.
>There's no such thing as too much kissing
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>>7526146
>Drink like eight more sodas.
>I don't need a heart.
>Its over man.
>Roll to puke in drain
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>brick ditto untransforms back into the shiny Ditto it usually is
>Runs into a Bathroom and looks into a mirror
Cumberchu
Cumberchu
CUMBERCHU
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>>7526179
..Uhh...you alright, Sabi?

>Joe: Worry
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>>7526205
>Cumberchu crawls out of the mirror
I H A V E. R E T U R N E D M O R T A L S
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>>7526221
>leaps at the demons face and transforms into a brick mid flight
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>7526209
Yeah I-
>>7526221
>Demon senses are tingling.
>Investigate.
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Dorkray I summon thee, please deliver us from the evil that is. >>7526221
Serious what the fuck is it, I don't know nor find out.
He makes me cry and In panic just from standing there.
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>>7526237
>CUMBERCHU DISLOCATES HIS MAW AND DEVOURS THE BRICK
YOU FOO-
>The brick is spat back up
DISGUSTING
>>7526239
>HUG
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>>7526256
Don't fucking touch me.
>Out goes Timburr.
>Timburr used Low Kick!
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>>7526256
please go back to your hole
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I hope Dorkray is here soon.
If not then I guess I help on my own.
>>7526256
Hey demented piece of shit, eat this.
>Psychoboost.
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>>7526099
>Hug
>>7526246
>Hug
>>7526270
OW
>Hug
>>7526276
RUDE
>hug


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SMELL YOU LATER
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>>7526319
...
Ugh.
>Walk back to kitchen and hold Timburr.
>Put him on a counter and get him a soda.
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>>7526319
>The brionne screams as the demon squeezes him! Whatever is wrong with him, it must be really, really bad.
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>>7526319
Oww.
Either that hug burned something, or that psychoboost went wrong.
Its like I burned myself.
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>>7526328
y it on the counter
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>>7526319
...Ew.

>>7526328
Well, uh..that happened,

>Joe: Sipp drank
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>>7526333
Ohh Mew its getting worse.
Its like I'm burning from the inside.
It hurts.
>Is in a lot of pain.
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>>7526221
>>7526256
>>7526319
>He just screams internally and holds Gladion tighter
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>>7526346
He likes to be tall.
>>7526358
Yeah it did, sucks I didn't murderize that thing.
>Get another drink.
>Imbibe.
>>7526364
>Give paintdog water.
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>>7526375
Thanks pipe lady.
I'l try to get home now.
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>>7526375
Yeah, I wanted to get a piping in on it but, poof.

Uh, that's a lot of soda, dont'cha think?
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>>7526394
Hope you feel better.
>>7526416
Dude there's nothing as too much soda.
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>>7526448
..Yeahhh, pretty sure there is.

For multiple reasons, one of which is puking.

>Joe: Finish redpop
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>>7526486
>Pull on Joe's collar.
>Pull down to your level.
>Intimidation roll.
There's nothing such an an excess of soda, Joe.
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>>7526496
>Joe: Be silent
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>>7526533
>Sabi?: Kiss the Joe and head off to bed
See ya.
-sabi, sans images
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>>7526568
>Joe: Be flustered as hell
I

Uh.

Okay.
Goodnight.

>Schmoe: ??????????????????????????
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>>7526601
Someone has a giiiirlfrieeeend.
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>>7526843
shush
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>>7526897
Sabi and Joe, sitting in a tree, K I S S I N G.
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>>7526929
I have hairspray and a lighter and I know how to use it.

I think.
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>>7526983
Oh don't be like that.
Someone likes you, that's nice.
You should ask her out.
I'm sure she'd like it.
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>>7526995
I mean, yeah it's nice, and I would but, argh.

I dunno.
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>>7527064
What's wrong then?
You like her, she likes you.
Go for it.
And go hold her hand and give her a kiss and tell her she's pretty.
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>>7527090
I mean, I don't know if she likes me t h a t much.

Also there's the whole rust thing and I have no idea how that would go, not that I mind it at all, just worrying if rust would.

Also that sounds really cute and all but I don't think I could actually like, do it.
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>>7527163
I think you should do it anyway.
Your cute when your flustered.
I'm sure she'l like it.
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>>7527730
Y'know what, sure, fuck it, why not.
I'll see about doing it tomorrow/today.

For now, I'm goin to sleep. G'night, steel rock snake of relationship advice.
And thanks.
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>>7527770
Sweet dreams lover boy.
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your house is pretty nice mister gardreel
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>>7526057
I guess my..... Turtwig boyfriend could count as psychotic. .. he's a real charmer though, he's the best
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>>7526099
>...The Brionne squirms softly as he wakes up, burrowing under the blankets some more, but what he was trying to hide from didn't just go away... after all, it was the pain his body was in. The poor thing whimpered softly... Team Plasma wouldn't take too much longer to arrive, right? They said something about them coming to help...
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>>7526057
Yes.
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>>7526057
I may be biased, but Gladion.
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(so apurrently Skitters player is gone, which means N, Palkia, Dialga, Arrrceus-Fairry and SEVERRAL other charrracterrs just went comatose)
(Rrest in pieces skits)
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>>7529145
(oh)
(fuck)
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>>7529145
(I keep laughing and smiling at apurrently)
(I hope that this doesn't turn into a massive bother for you dude.)
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So is every one having a good day so far?
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>>7529325
nope
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>>7529325
negative
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>>7529337
>>7529344
Welp. I do hope your days get better!
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>>7529430
(it wont)
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>>7529430
(everything is breaking apart)
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>>7529433
>>7529456
Yo can we relax? Sure the thread might be a little slower for a while but just let the guy get his stuff fixed and we'll be good.
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>>7529469
Do you want a hug?
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>>7529469
(It's likely to be months beforrrre skits is back, if everrr)
(We'll just have to deal with it, NPC his charrracterrs)
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>>7529430
Fuschiafag here. Things are a little uncertain right now, but we'll get by.
>pets the fox
Breakfast is ready, by the way.
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>Distributes nice cold refreshing PEPSI CO BRAND PEPSI to the last 13 posters in an attempt to lighten the mood
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>>7529775
>runs in the kitchen

Man i am starving!
We should battle the gym leaders again... i am way stronger now!
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>>7529831
>Food get
>Frankie chuckles
Sounds like a plan. I bet you could sweep the gym here, and Celadon wouldn't stand a chance. I'll see if Vapey's up to it, but knowing her she will be.
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>>7529325
Today has been alright. It would be better if it wasn't raining again and if this ship had made it to Orre by now.
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>>7529827
Thanks so much!
Gulps down the delicious PEPSI

>>7529870
Yeah vapey is strong to! We can not lose!
>eating breakfast like a munchlax
>>7529871

Yeah i hate rain. It gets my fur wet and stuff.
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My mark.
Aboard the frigate.
Eyes rusted blood crusted.
Hair white. Desire to fight.
My mark will be found.
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>>7530073
Boy.
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>>7530007
Yeah, rain sucks.
Luckily when I get to Orre rain won't be as much of a problem.
...Feels kind of weird that I'm going to be near home again, I had hoped I'd be able to travel more before I got back.

>>7530073
Could you not?
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Arceus-Fairy just went to sleep for the next few months so I can finally implement something fun -well, fun for me to watch- and randomly flip people's genders for the next... seventy two hours!

(Yes, that means """"""rrandom"""""", if you don't want in on the genderrswaping fun, you can opt out)

(Also yes, this is an attempt to lighten, orrr at least change the mood)
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>>7530176
fuck off
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>>7530100
>>7530107
The terms have been agreed upon.
Blood for blood. A smile for a smile.
Strike quick and silent.
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>>7530100
Policefag reporting.
This isn't the frog, he's still in custody and fully cooperating. I pity that fucker, looks like he was a pawn in all this bullshit.
Granted, he did fuck up my leg a bit, but I'll have full use back in a few we-
>>7530176
I'm very, very glad my leg's got me stuck to desk work now. Frog didn't get flipped, though I wonder how my team's taking this?
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>>7530204
Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me.

That stupid clown put you up to this?
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>>7530107
Yeah home is always-
>>7530176
WHAT
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>>7530204
Really? At least let me finish my coffee before I have to kill a punk.
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>>7529827
>shakes can up
>sticks opening to temple and opens in crude attempt at suicide
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>>7530204
Why do you crazy fuckers keep showing up?

>>7530229
...What's wrong?
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>>7530253
oh god please don't do that

everything's gonna get sticky as hell

please stop
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>>7530273
>it's too late
>the Pepsi is everywhere
>you look at your fur and it's just a sticky mess you curl up and start crying delicious pepsi tears of sad
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>>7530229
. . .
Zorro, this is very, very weird.
I'm hoping this isn't permanent.
>Fuschiafag locks self in room
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>>7530272
>staring at new 'equipment'
>running in circles

I think....
I think i am a girl note?
>scared heavy breathing
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>>7530399
Come out of there and look at me!

-zorro
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>>7530176
>confused screaming.
Why does this keep happening?!
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>>7530217
>>7530233
>>7530272
My target is the only blood I seek. Ya'll better keep out.
Ice ice baby.

(Coming OOC real quick to say that Sabi's rper agreed to the terms of this so it isn't a rando murderkill. I'm going to be lurking until Sabi gets on they can explain the rest.)
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>>7530355
oh god why

you poor thing that's gonna be so hard to clean out

>pat ball of sad sticky fur
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>>7530428
...Ice ice baby?

What the hell, are you high?

(Okay)
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>>7530403
>slaps pussy then scampers off giggling like a mad woman
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>>7530415
>Fuschiafag comes out.
>Clothes fit awkwardly now.

You and me both.
The gods have gone crazy.
>heavy fucking sigh.
At least Frankie works as a tomboy name.
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>>7530403
>Sandslash is confused, as he was not changed
Uh...ok?
Just try to stay calm dude, panicking isn't good for you.

>>7530428
I swear if you are in any way connected to Cipher I will fucking find you.
At least I will once I'm done clearing a place out.

(It's all good m8, I'm interested to see where this is going. I kind of assumed the murder attempts were part of the whole corrupt IP funding criminal groups thing.)
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>>7530468
Hahaha you look funny! What about vapey? And slugma? What should we do?
>>7530466
YIPE
Ah....
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>>7530477
>panicking
But what happened? How long will i be like this? WHAT IF SOME ONE GETS SEMEN INSIDE ME?
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>>7530552
Guess who's got a dick now~
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>>7529145
>>7529771
(No, I'm fine. Bitch just snagged my phone. Gotta wait till I get home to post now like a scrub )
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>>7530552
Why are you asking me, I don't know.
Also I'm sure your trainer and his...or her, I guess Vaporeon will make sure nobody messes with you until it wears off.
For now just chill out.

>>7530601
Poor Zorro...
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>>7530552
That... won't happen, don't worry.

>>7530601
Oh, boy.

>dysphoria sucks
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>>7530601
>slaps dick
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>>7530601
....who?
>confused and aroused and nervous all at the same time
>>7530635
Uuh yeah ok!
>>7530692
... but what do we do? What if it is permanent?
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>>7530699
>Cuts off tail
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>>7530719
Er... I'm pretty sure this will only last a couple days. Just a feeling I've got.
> desperately hopes not to be wrong on this

>>7530754
well, that's certainly a sight to see right after breakfast.
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>>7530176
>a rather queer sensation washes over
>yet nothing seems to have happened

>>7530204
The relation between bad poetry and violent murders is nearing 1:1

>>7530622
(Considering last night, I was expecting something much worse)
(Seriously, 2 months to never)
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>>7530754
>absconds
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>>7530786
I think that's more rap than poetry.
Then again I could be wrong.
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>>7530719
Aaanyways, you silly fox it's meeee
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>>7530754
That's pretty brutal.
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>>7530786
Policefag reporting here.
The frog's broken down, looks like he didn't realize just how murdery his brother was. Shit, he could probably he rehabilitated - he's a former tournament fighter, only personal offenses are his fight with me and some petty thefts. The rest was his psycho brother.
Also, my whole Pokemon team got hit with shenanigans.
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>>7530786
(I'm both sneaky and manipulative when necessary, so there's no way they'd ever be able to enforce taking all the devices without deactivating every single device in the house.)
(It's just my phone that's gone for now, and I'll probably be able to manipulate them into giving it back anyway)
(My only driving forces in life are a desire to see my characters through to the end and a mix of pure rage and spite. Life would be miserable for everyone in the house if the first were taken away.)
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>>7530823
Must be the testosterone
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>>7530894
Probably.
>heavy Fuschiafag sigh
Come on in and we can, like, hang out while we try to adapt to this.
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>>7530894
Seems like It.
I just can't stop freaking out.
Its all wrong.
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I break bones and I make sick tones.
Ya frigate is cool but I ain't a fool.
Waitin for my mark and I ain't chewin bark.
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>>7530176
I uh
I feel really weird
Like, I'm genderless, but... I ah... uh.

>Zeta is now both genders at the same time but still doesn't have actual genitalia
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>>7530940
Your taste is unrefined and your without grace.
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>>7530176
>The brionne is suddenly female.
>She... doesn't react much. After all, she has much bigger fish to fry.
>...Mmmm.... fish... now she's hungry.
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>>7530940
why are you like this
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>>7530775
Uhh yeah ok.... should we still battle? Is vapey ok? Im worried about slugma.....
>>7530815
Oh...
>heavy breathing
>curiosity creeps into mind....
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>>7530958
>salandit now nursing a bandaged tail stump
That's not true momma had this picture on her phone the other porygon made me post before and it showed a porygon penis.

I think you're just not trying hard enough
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>>7530971
>A Emolga walks into the room, with a tray of fish
>Sets it next to the Brionne
"Hey. How are you feeling?"
"You were in pretty bad shape last night. Are you still in pain?"
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>>7530996
Something wrong, Zorro?
>Slugma is completely unaware of the change to his body
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>>7531145
....
>is visibly nervous and concerned

You ok? Nothing weird happen to you?
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>>7530910
Alright
>looks around
This is a nice house even if it looks like it's been through the ringer. I wish i had a house.
>>7530996
Heh cute
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>>7531165
Weird?
...
I don't know.
What do you mean by weird?
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>>7531117
>The Brionne nods, groaning softly as she rolls onto her side... wincing a bit at the action.
Y-yeah... I-i mean, I've been like this for so long you'd think that the pain would fade or something, but...
>She sighs, but then gives a weak smile.
But... hey, at least we're not stuck in that cell anymore, r-right?
>She reaches over to the tray and takes a piece of fish, slurping it into her mouth.
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>>7530176
>He casually sets the "Hours since bad shit has happened" counter back at zero
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>>7531182
>Nervous intensifies
What is?
>>7531183
Oh unmm... i was taking a nap and something wierd happened to me....
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>>7531188
"It's a relief to see that you aren't dead. The others are okay, although Garchomp might need professional medical aid soon."
>Looks at Brionne's chest scar
"Can you tell me where the pain is? We might be able to help."
-Emolga
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>>7531230
What do you mean?
-Slugma
>>
The IP is putting hits out on people. Watch your back.

-X
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>>7531255
>It wasn't just the chest- it was a long line that stretched all the way from her chest to a few inches above her genitals, the ends branching off for a few inches- almost like a capital letter I. The Water-type's skirt had never healed from the cut, as the line went right through it. The Brionne grimaces in pain as she swallows, then gives a nervous chuckle to the Emolga.
I... almost my whole body, actually... e-except, like... it starts under my neck, and... ends about there...
>She guestures to between the end of the scar and her private parts.
And... my ah, it doesn't touch my arms...
>She shudders softly, her Brionne-flavored optimistic facade starting to wear thin as her smile fades a bit.
I... I'm not entirely sure what they did to me... b-but...
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>>7530809
Rap is just bad poetry with bad music on top.

>>7530864
I tried to get him to reconsider this, that his psychotic brother wasn't worth avenging and especially not for "peace".
Thought I don't know what kind of trainer would willingly train a 'mon implicated in a premeditated almost murder.

>>7530958
Are you ok? Was some program not correctly restored last night?

>>7530872
(If I were in that same situation I'd do the same for the same reason of wanting a proper conclusion)
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>>7531409
I-I dunno, I just feel weird. I dunno why... diagnostics doesn't reveal anything wrong...

(No, pic has nothing in relation to what's "wrong")
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>>7531378
"Knowing Aether, something bad"
"We could get you painkillers, but figuring out what is wrong first is probably best."
"From the scars, it looks like they replaced or put something in your body."
"Any particular points of pain? Like, in your heart, or lungs?"
-Emolga
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>>7531409
(I intentionally write my characters so that they could theoretically go on forever just so I never lose that one driving force)
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>>7531289
well uuh... I woke up and im a girl i think now.... it is weird...
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>>7531417
I... ah...
>The Brionne hesitates, then nods, and starts gently placing her flipper on different areas of her body... wincing with every 'pat'. The flipper points out a spot just below her throat... her heart... one of her lungs... and a few places on her abdomen. Seven points in all...
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>>7531470
"Hmm...."
"We should get those spots examined more closely."
"Anything else? Even the smallest thing can be immensely helpful."
-Emolga
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>>7531448
Girl?
...
What's different? You look the same.
-Slugma
>>
>finally arrives at Gateon port
Man, I'd forgotten how nice this place is, coming home might actually be more chill than I thought.
If anyone happens to be in Orre right now, make your way to the old Snagem hideout in Eclo Canyon and we can hang out.

>starts running into the desert
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>>7531576
>The Brionne nods softly, as she reaches for a second fish. Even if it hurt to eat, she needed to eat in order to keep her strength up. "I... it feels like I'm hot. Like... on the inside, if... if that makes any sense... t-temperature "hot", not... you know..." She slurps the fish into her mouth, a worried expression on her face.
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>>7531650
"Hot?"
"..."
"Do you mind if I feel your arm quick?"
"I want to check your body temperature."
-Emolga
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>>7531600
Well uuh well.... Mostly just the things 'down there' are different...
>visibly nervous

Nothing happened to you though?

>>7531628
Great! what is a snagem?
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>>7531600
C'mon bro you're eye level with his, well her crotch they don't have a sheath and ballsack anymore
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>>7531670
>The Brionne helpfully holds out her flipper for the Emolga. Sure enough, she was noticeably and alarmingly warm, while Brionne and similar Water-types were supposed to be cool to the touch. In fact... her body temperature almost reached that of a Fire-type's...
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>>7531702
I'm not a pervert, okay?
I try not to be rude, and look down there. It's creepy.

>>7531687
I don't feel very different...
-Slugma
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>>7531687
Team Snagem are just a bunch of incompetent criminals, they're not nice people but for the most part they're harmless.
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>>7531737
Nothing perverted about looking at something that your eye's would naturally reset to geeze
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>>7531716
"Your body temperature is really high."
"And way above what you would get from a fever..."
"Hands her an ice pack"
"You feel like...A fire type."
...
"I'm going to grab a dex"
>Runs off for a bit, comes back, and scans Brionne with one
>Her typing comes up as "Error"
-Emolga
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>>7531737
well that is good... I do not know how long i will be like this and I do not know what to do...

>>7531747
What are you going to do now that you changed? I do not know if this is good or bad... but i am freaking out...

>>7531746
oh well at least they are stupid! criminals usually are....
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>>7531768
>The Brionne holds the icepack close, then blinks as the Emolga scans her with the Pokedex. Sure enough, the dex wouldn't be able to figure out what species and type she was- although it did eventually settle on her actually being a Brionne, it didn't settle on Water-type, the typing flickering between several types- including Water, Ice, Fire, Flying, and Normal- before finally settling on "ERROR: TYPE: NULL"
...Uh... what does it say? ...I-I don't wanna be a fire-type...

(Because honestly. Where else would the name come from?)
>>
>>7531822
(It comes from Silvally being originally Type:Full with the RKS system, then considered a failure, having to be restrained and renamed to Type:Null)
>>
>>7531847
(Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, it's just a standard numbered error code)
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>>7531822
...
"It can't read your typing"
"Aether did something to you that changed your type, and the dex can't read it"
"From your body temperature, I would guess fire, despite what the dex says."
-Emolga
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My head hurts. What has happened?
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>>7531339
Well, as if things weren't going ton get any more.
Hal should come back from the mission I gave him any moment.

>>7531416
Well, you seem stable at least.

>>7531419
(And if anything fails, there's always space for another character. The problem is when someone's else character goes unresolved.)
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>>7531777
Unfortunately no, most criminals aren't actually stupid.

Although really I think Team Snagem were meant to be terrible at actually getting anything done, as if they were just a distraction or something. Who knows.

>>7531863
>more Pokemon experimentation
>worried Sandslash noises
I hope your friend's going to be alright.
>>
>>7531877
(True. Hence I told Jirachi's player to take over my characters if I like... Get booted off for a long period or something)
>>7531866
You were put under for a memory spell. Perchance did you recover them?
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>>7531863
>The Brionne blinks, before giving a sigh of resignation. "All right... t-they can fix it, right? I... I want to just be Water-type..."
She looks up to Emolga, a bit of fear in her eyes. She wasn't going to be stuck like this, right?
>>
>>7531921
...
"I don't know if they can fix this..."
"But it's worth a try. We need to have hope."
-Emolga
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>>7531902
>He rubs the core in his chest.
I- Think so? A battle?
Thank you for this.
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>>7531777
>yawns
I don't know. I'd thought about trying to bed you for funsies buuuut I dunno your trainer would probably kill me if I did that
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>>7531941
>The brionne nods, and gives Emolga a hopeful, Brionne-brand smile.
...Yeah... t-thank you. For everything.
>She tries to get comfortable again in her bed, picking up another fish and slurping it into her mouth.,
>>
>>7531964
do it do it do it
>>
Hey what do we do here?
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>>7531883
hmmm I hope nothing bad comes from it... I will come over to Orre to stop it if i need to!

>>7531964
...
>audible curiosity
bed me? like is that weird talk for sex?
>blushes
uuuhhhhhhh Why?
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>>7532017
>Why
Because I can
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>>7532011
Chill out with other cool 'mons and humans mostly.

>>7532017
I mean honestly you're pretty strong, you'd probably do well at Mt Battle but I'm not sure one Pokemon could stop a whole criminal team.
Even if it is only Snagem.
...Also yes, bedding you does mean having sex with you.
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>>7532057
>Humans.
Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. All they do is break shit.
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>>7531987
"Do you need anything else?"
-Emolga
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>>7532023
b-but...
>embarressed
>confused on what to do

>>7532057
Yeah... I do have friends like Vapey to help! she- or maybe he now i have not talked to vapey yet... Yeah I do need to find some kind of team to stop criminals.
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>>7531943
>He waves him off
Thanks are not necessary. What manner of battle do you speak?
>Begin prepping tea for possible pains
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>>7532097
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>>7532114
do you think i can help him return his memory?
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>>7532128
I'm not gonna rub that fluff.
I am sure there's something hidden inside it.
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>>7532079
Oh Arceus not another one. I know a Gengar who thinks like that and he's just as wrong as you are.
Maybe you two could hang out and hate humans together.

>>7532097
I'm...not sure your trainer would approve of that.
There probably should be some kind of team to fight the criminal teams, but it would be dangerous and I don't want you getting hurt.
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>>7532148
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>>7532149
I've gone through like three trainers that have dumped me off in the trash.
Sorry I don't have a fantastic life like you, mate.
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>>7532162
Oh we all know you got a donger now.
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>>7532087
>The Brionne shakes her head.
No... I'm good for now. Thanks anyways.
>She gives the Emolga a smile, before casting her eyes around the room, before her eyes land on the Frankensteineon. She gives him (?) a small wave to get his attention.
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>>7532128
y-you like belly rubs to?

>>7532149
Yeah s(he) would be worried... I just can not stand all the bad things. I want to stop it.
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>>7532184
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Well, Hal has arrived from his "special mission". Hope we get good news for once.
(This might influence the ongoing plot with the pokemon isolationists, does anyone have any objections?)

>>7531902
(All I can say is thanks)
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>>7532207
Stop tainting the pure.
I'd rub it if I wasn't feeling so confused now.
But I'm still gonna rub it if it keeps you from screwing with others.
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>>7532193
>The amalgamation waves back
>The front limb is that of a leafeon
>He walks over to her
Hey...How are you doing?
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>>7532245
I'm not gonna make anybody do anything they don't want to do.
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>>7532265
(avatarfag problems)
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>>7532177
Right so three dickhead trainers represent the whole of humanity. Cool.
Hope you're able to drop the shitty attitude some day.

>>7532200
The bad things will stop, trust me dude.
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>>7532265
Well...
Alright, I'm sorry.
This is all just super weird, I'm freaking out.
These hormones suck and I really need a hug right now.
Nothing makes sense!
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>>7532291
Point me to some ones that won't stick me in a fireplace as training and we can see.
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>>7532243
(Isolationist roleplayer here)
(So long as it doesn't immediately kill anyone, or interfere with the new characters, I'm fine with it)
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>>7532255
>The Brionne shrugs with a sigh.
"Better than when we were stuck in there, that's for sure... you?"
>She murrs softly, sighing a bit. Unlike the Frankensteineon, she wasn't feeling up to walking around- mainly because that would put weight right on her scar.
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>>7532291
There seems to not be an end in sight! I hope you are right.

>>7532306
What are hormones? are they what is making me feel all funny right now?
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>>7532387
Yes, probably.
All is mixed up with me right now.
I keep getting angry and then sad and then happy.
Its maddening.
I just don't know who I am anymore, its all strange and weird.
I think I'm gonna cry.
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>>7532338
I still feel horrible...
I got used to the pain, though.
Just like the rest of my...Body.
>His front torso and head is that of an Umbreon
>His tail and hip area is a Vaporeons, and he has the front legs of a leafeon, while his rear legs are that of a jolteon.
>His whole body appears slightly bulged, from additional organs being crammed into an already small vessel
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>>7532334
Well, >>7532387's trainer for a start.
As well as most of the other humans that have posted here.
There are terrible humans, but that's no reason to hate all of them man.

>>7532387
Well, when I'm done in Orre there will at least be less bad stuff...maybe not completely gone...
Just don't worry about it.
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>>7532243
>>7532336
Stupid me expecting good news.
I sent Hal to sniff out data packets coming from between the IP Headquarters in Castelia and Alola. Most of the data was encrypted but a few strings came out clear as a day:
"...agents dispatched...hours ago"
"...separatists..."
"...sabotage..."
"...subversion...Alolan government..."

If any of the community are reading this, be on high alert.

>warning sent to N
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>>7532436
>The Brionne nods softly, sighing.
"I... I dunno. I can't find myself getting used to this... nnh."
>She sighs, frowning a bit... the optimism she gave herself and the Seperatists fading as she talked to the Frankensteineon. It wasn't his fault- she was just being honest to herself around him. And in all honesty, she was still in a horrible state.

>>7532499
(Uh oh.)
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>>7532471
Yeah it is hard not to though! there is a lot of senseless violence.

>>7532410
Yeah i am uhhh... going to check out these new things for a little while... I feel so different...
I would hug you if i could!

>walks into bedroom to... explore her body
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>>7532471
Yeaaaaaah. You wanna hang out or something?
You seem decent.
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>>7532499
>A message is sent back from the isolationists
"Okay. We received your warning, and are on high alert."
"What course of action do you recommend?"
>>
>>7532511
...
I'm not used to it.
Everything hurts. I can barely breathe.
Not sure why I keep going...
It would be easy to just curl up and die, but...I don't.
-Frankensteineon
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>>7532499
>Resets the counter again
Alright.
I'll send a forewarning and then head over there.
>Message sent to Dave
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>>7532513
Sadly that's just how the world works sometimes.

>>7532514
Sure, I'm in Orre heading towards Eclo Canyon.
If you're in the area you can come search the old Snagem hideout for stuff with me if you want.
If you're not in Orre then sorry because hanging out's going to have to wait, this shit's important.
>>
Whoops, could have sworn I balanced the hormones when I did that. Here, take a chill pill from god.

>Makes everyone feel comfortable in their new bodies
>Yes, this will also get switched back when it's over
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>>7532533
They are not going for a direct confrontation, at least for now. Depending on what they know about the recent news, they might try to destroy the now empty rig, or merely sabotage it and blame the ensuing disaster on you. The Aether lab and experiments are also potential targets.
What worries me more is the last line, that they may try to start a direct confrontation with the Alolan government and in that case, Arceus help you.

>>7532552
Depending on how long ago they were dispatched, you might still beat them to the islands.
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>>7532626
Yeah that's not too far for me. If you need a guy to take a bullet for you I'm your dude.
Being effectively immortal is fun.
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>>7532626
Well that is why I am here

>>7532639
>is now feeling more comfortable 'exploring' her body
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>>7532548
>The brionne blinks, before sitting up in her bed (an effort that made the brionne gasp and grimace in pain, but she went ahead with it) and placing a flipper on her friend's shoulder.
...We're already halfway there. Help is *here*, and more help is on the way. They've already fixed Megan. We're gonna be fixed too, Victor. You and me both. Now is not the time to give up.
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>>7532663
yo im already in alola
like
a minute or two out from the island you guys are talking about
ill just fucking
leave red a note or something
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>>7532663
>The chat panics
Why would they target us?
What do we do?
>>
>>7532703
No amount of medical aid can fix this...
I'm a nightmare.
I spent all that time thinking about my friends and family. They kept me going. The hope that I would see them again.
But...Why would they want to be friends with an abomination like me?
-Victor
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>>7532768
>From the shadows come the whispers
"Niiiiiiiiiightmaaaaaaaaare...... Frrrrrrieeendssssssssss........
Abominatiiiiiiiiiiiiionnnnnnnnnnnnn..........
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp.
Fiiiiix."
>>
>>7532665
Cool, I'll meet you there.
Also I don't expect there to be anyone else there, that place has been abandoned for years.

>>7532691
It's why I'm here too buddy.
>>
>>7532799
Coooool. See ya there then.
Kinda wanted to test out some of the new toys I got; oh well.
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>>7532707
Any help is good right now.

>>7532713
Honestly, I have no idea. Maybe they're targeting anything and anyone that could be considered as a threat to whatever scheme they're executing. Considering their recent deals with criminal teams, I don't like where any of this is going.
>>
>>7532768
They CAN fix you, Victor. If Aether was able to turn you into this, these guys will be able to undo it. If they could fix Megan-
>>7532791
>The Brionne blinks, then sighs, turning towards the voices. It's far from the first time she's heard them, and they'd long since stopped creeping her out.
Would you mind, Abigail? We're kinda having a moment over here.
>>
>>7532822
>Sandslash arrives and sits just outside the entrance
>Nobody else is around, all is quiet except the desert wind gently blowing

Well I'm waiting outside now, just like I thought nobody else is here.
...What kind of new toys are you talking about?
>>
>Sets up four mirrors in the cardinal directions of room.
>Beings drawing a summoning circle in chalk.

Ghost of ghosts. Demon of demons.
I call thee.

Listen to me.
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>>7532976
>The banette pokes up to him.
>It's body is made of different patches of different materials, jeans, jackets, soft velvet.
Alola.
Just scissors and stuff.
I snagged a mega stone from my last trainer though, so that might be fun to try out. If you can even do that crud without a trainer.
>>
>>7532886
It's useless.
I'm unfixable...
-Victor
>>
>>7532980
>Anon continues the summoning.
>He places a picture of White at the northern mirror.
>A picture of N at the western mirror.
>A picture of Gladion at the eastern mirror.
>Finally a picture of Ghetsis at the southern mirror.

I call thee from the north.
I call thee from the east.
I call thee from the west.
I call thee from the south.

A demon of nameless form.
Neither Chu nor Defoe.
>>
>>7533268
>Anon pulls a sacrificial dagger from the middle of the circle.

I offer thee a vessel in thy travel to the physical plane.

>They move into the center of the circle, the candle flare up.

>Anon cuts down their right arm, blood pools onto the floor.

Enter my vessel, demon.
>>
>>7532886
>>7533252
"Moooooooooment.....
Fiiiiix..... "
>Abigail pats Victor and melts back into the shadows, the sound of children crying quieting and fading
-Abigail, Gardevoir/Gengar hybrid
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>>7533252
No, Victor. You're not. You can and will be fixed, I promise.
>Chuckles the Brionne gives the Frankensteineon... no, the Umbreon, a supportive smile.
>>
>>7533331
The nameless demon.
Enemy of the Lamp.

Enter my body. My blood runs for you.

>Anon slashes down their left arm next, blood coats their robe.

Enter my body.
>>
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>>7533217
>Flinches when poked
Dude you make like no sound, holy shit.
...I'm not sure about the mega stone thing, either way we could probably find a way to level this place after I get what I need.
>>
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>>7533384
YOU SUMMON ME FOR WHAT?
YOUR FORM?
>POSSESS BODY
THANK YOU MORTAL
>>
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>>7533391
Keheheh.
Benefits of being a ghost. Sure lets find your stuff, dude.
>>
>>7533451
Thank you, my lord.

>Anon is possessed, purpose fulfilled.
>>
>>7533391
>Level the old snagem base
How about you don't.

I still salvage from there occasionally.
>>
>>7533451
>>7533512
NO!
WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?
>>
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>>7533512
I'm quite curious to see what it is you're cooking up.
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>>7533512
THANK YOU
>>7533547
IT WILL BE FUN TO MEET YOU AGAIN
I HAVE PLANNING TO DO
>>7533572
ME

>STABDEMON FUCKS OFF FOR NOW
>>
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>>7533490
Yeah, let's go.
>walks inside the dark building

There are two rooms I want to search, one is the main server room and the other is their lab.
Look for anything that looks like it might have important information on it, computers, paper files, that kind of thing.
There's an elevator that goes down to the lab and the server room is just down the main hallway, where do you want to go first?

>>7533537
Fine, I won't level it.
It is falling apart though, so you may have to find somewhere else to get salvage from.
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>>7532691
>is now feeling more comfortable 'exploring' her body
>>
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Why do I have second tail?!
What is going on here?!
>>
>>7533648
Server Room, duh? Less of a walk.
>Grab his hand and tug him along.
Plus I don't mess with computer stuff a lot I wanna see what it's like.
>>
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>>7533648
I know it's falling apart, that's partly my doing.

There's some things I still need to grab in there however, so try not to let your acquaintance wreck things too much.
>>
why is everyone acting wierd?
is that a thing grown ups do?
>>
>>7533609
... That's not what I was asking, mon cher.
>>7533749
Grown ups are strange, le enfant. Don't let it bother you.
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>>7533369
...
>Sighs
I need to eat something.
-Victor
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>>7533814
>The Brionne scoots over the tray of fish. "I've had my fill, if you want the rest, go ahead."
>>
>>7533727
>Sandslash is just about able to keep up
I mean, I know a little about computer stuff. My claws make it slightly awkward to use them though.

>odds = when they get to the server room they find it filled with sand
>evens = everything seems intact

>>7533731
We won't break anything here, I promise.
>>
>>7533836
...
Good thing I got the Vaporeon's stomach.
>Slowly nibbles on a fish
>His eye twitches with pain every time he bites down
-Victor
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>>7533798
but why are the grown up strange?
they didn't act like this before, even the mister gadreel is was acting wierd
>>
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>>7533798
Ahh one of the legendary race.
A Frenchman, Oh I've heard the stories and I know that we Smeargles came from your people having intercourse with the entities called Dogs.
I'm so honoured to meet you.
>>
>>7533870
Alright, thank you.

My stew may have ran off on me, but you and stitch can still come hang out if you want.
>>
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>>7533870
I can figure it out if you tell me what to do.
Hey cool, it looks good to me. Are they supposed to be lit up?
>>7533913
>Stitch
Hey!
>>
>>7533882
>The Brionne giggles lightly at this, but it slowly transitions into a small groan as her flipper moves to where her own stomach is.
...Nnngh... uh, m-mind if I borrow it...? I... I'm not sure if it's that I haven't eaten fish in so long or what, but... it's not going down as well as I'm used to...
>>
>>7533930
Yes?

I don't know your name, so Stitch will do for now.
>>
>>7533937
With all the stuff that we had to eat down there, I'm surprised that fish is what's causing you trouble.
Do you think they replaced your stomach with another pokemon's, that can't digest it properly?
-Victor
>>
>>7533913
Once I've made sure we've got any useful data that might be here, sure.

>>7533930
Well it's pretty easy, all you have to do is spell stuff out using the plastic thing with all the letters on it.
>pushes the power button on the main server computer to try and turn it on
>odds = not gonna turn on
>evens = how does this shit still work
>>
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>>7534039
>The Brionne groans again, her head impacting her pillow.
At this point? Wouldn't surprise me... was my favorite food, too...
>>
>>7533981
That's pretty good. I might use that. Last trainer called me Marry though.
Stitch is rad. Call me that.
>>7534059
Looks like the thing is busted.
>He looks around the room.
Got any ideas?
>>
>>7534065
Well...There is hope.
Myabe they can restore your body. And your stomach.
-Victor
>>
>>7534143
>The Brionne nods.
Mhm... and the rest of me. Aparrently the Pokedex can't even figure out what type I am...

-Chuckles
>>
>>7534120
Gotcha, Stitch.

>>7534059
You need to hit the panel above the monitor if you're going to dig through the mainframe.

Old dusty tech needs percussive maintenance most of the time.
>>
>>7534165
...
What type am I?
-Victor
>>
>>7534214
>Chuckles finds and uses the Pokedex on Victor.
>It has even more trouble figuring out what species Victor is than what species Chuckles was, before...
>...It lands on "EEVEE" "TYPE: ERROR/ERROR"

...It says you're an Eevee...?
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>>7534120
I have an idea, yeah.
>hits panel above the monitor with claw
>same roll as last time

>>7534187
Thanks for the advice, back when I was here last this stuff was new so I've never had to do this before to get it to work.
>>
>>7534187
Whats your name, dude? You seem pretty cool too.
>>7534242
Woah I think you got it.
>He hops up and pokes a few keys on the keyboard.
What am I looking for?
>>
>>7534238
Well, it isn't wrong...
>Chuckles
I really need to get my organs checked out, though. They don't feel like they'll last long.
-Victor
>>
>>7534283
The brionne blinks, then shrugs, before setting the Pokedex aside. She then blinks again at Victor's words.
...Well, you shouldn't have to wait much longer before they get here... I hope...
>>
>>7534279
It's Bones.

>>7534242
Yeah, anytime, friend.
>>
.... so we are at the island.
Do the inhabitants have a specific point they wish to rendezvous at?
>>
>>7534417
>Message is sent
You see the small cluster of shacks?
Just drop your representatives there.
>>
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>>7534449
oh sweet
been chilling over here for like
a while
no idea where to go
if you see a cool dude on a bird just
dont fucking hydro pump my ass
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>>7534283
>>7534417
...Victor? Victor, do you hear that? Something's coming...!
>>
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>shiny ditto starts running down the hallways of the frigate transforming into whoever it passes
>Giggleing like there is no tomorrow
>>
>>7533905
Ah, the dog. I have heard tales of them as well. A noble breed. Pleased to meet you, Smeargle. It is a fine day when I find another of the arts.
>>7533894
Ah, but we are all strange in our own ways, no?
>>
>>7534279
Keep an eye out for anything that mentions Cipher, the IP, or any other criminal team.
>what data is found depends on the last digit of this post
>1-4 = database about current Cipher agents and what region they are deployed in
5-8 = encrypted files detailing current plans for working with and then betraying the IP
9 or 0 = both of the above, but security measures are too tight to allow access, at least to Sandslash and Banette
>>
>>7534472
>Message
You can land anytime you want.

>>7534488
Yeah.
>Looks out the window
The plasma frigate is here.
...
Do you, uh, need a lift?
-Victor

>Meanwhile, a Goodra-Sylveon hybrid slithers out of the corner she has been hiding in
>She stares at the two, waiting for them to act
>>
>>7534514
Yes, its a lovely day today.
How goes your day?
Ohh I feel so giddy, this is like the old legends coming alive.
>>
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>>7534388
Cool. Nice to meet you, Bones.
>>7534531
Uhhh, I see about Cipher people?
>He lifts Sandslash up to the computer.
You know what any of these are?
>>
Why is this on /trash/ and not /vp/?
>>
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>>7534449
I'll head down myself as well.
>Heads down there himself
>>7534585
(Because these threads are banned from /vp/)
>>
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>>7534532
Yeah, that'd be appreciated... thank you.
>She holds out her flippers for Victor to carry her out, before nodding to the Goodra-Sylveon hybrid.
Yeah, come on, Guinevere, they're here. They're gonna fix us all up!

>>7534585
(Because /vp/ banned us)
>>
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>>7534505
>Gladitto grabs the shiny
Dude did you not learn from last time?
>>
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>>7534621
>jumps at Gladitto
>transforms into a brick mid flight
>laughs like a madman
>>
>>7534608
>Abigail hides within the shadow of Guinevere
"Freeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..... Fiiiiiiiiiiiiix....."
>>
>>7534603
>A heracross leads the plasma members to the shack with the hybrids

>>7534608
>>7534644
>Victor carries her outside, and meets the plasma group
>Guinevere pulls a sheet over her body, and nervously follows
>Megan limps outside with her, being supported by a Pangoro.
>>
>>7534640
>He hits Gladitto in the chest
Ow dude
What the hell?
>Roll to grab the Shiny Ditto
>>
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>>7534680
>continued laughing
>>
>>7534562
Yeah, that's good, nice work dude.
You keep searching for stuff on the computer here, maybe even try that other computer in the corner.
I'm going to go search the lab.
>Sandslash walks back into the hallway and heads off towards the elevator
(Feel free to make some rolls to find stuff yourself if you want to m8)

Also uh, anyone know if any of the Porygon dudes are available? I feel like they'd be the best ones to take care of this data for us once we've got all that's here.
>>
>>7534559
Boring. None have challenged the Kalos Elite Four in what feels like ages. There is only so much to do in the challenge room.
>>
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>>7534713
>>
>>7534672
>The Brionne squints in the daylight, and smiles in relief as she looks up at the Plasma members, her heart light as a feather- and her optimism, at least for now, completely sincere. Surely, they'd be able to fix them.

-Chuckles
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>>7534726
>crawls into lap
>>
>>7534726
May I ask what arts you persue?
I am sure that as a Frenchman you have are quite proficiant.
>>
>Lillie reaches into her bag.
>Evens everyone gets a cupcake. Odds the cupcake is made out of foam
>>
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>>7534751
....Oh? An Isopod?
>A cookbook is pulled from beside his chair
.... Let's see.... How about a stew?
>>7534756
I pursue the culinary arts, when not called forth by the League.
>>7534797
... Disgusting.
>The cupcake is tossed over his shoulder without a second thought
>>
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>>7534713
Alright, if you need any help call for me.
>He looks through more of the files.
>Evens he finds some encrypted IP info docs. Odds he manages to find the garbage.
>>7534797
Uh, thanks. I don't really eat though.
Fuckin' dumb human.
>>
>>7534797
>a hand pops out of lillies bag
>it gives her a coke
>>
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>>7534821
>FLEE
>>
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>>7534821
...what?
Like cooking?
It can't be just cooking right?
>>
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>>7534832
FIEND! GET YOUR DEVIL SODA OUT OF HERE!

>>7534797
>Hands you a nice cold PEPSI CO BRAND CHERRY PEPSI
>>
>>7534832
>>7534861
Thank you.
>>7534843
>Lillie kidnaps the Isopod.
>Evens: Kidnapped. Odds: Dropped somewhere random.
>>
>>7534797
>Chuckles puts the foam cupcake on her head as a nice hat.
>>
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>>7534672
woooah thats
yeah uh
sorry about mom?
>>7534797
>A massive bite is taken out of it before he realizes
aw dude
what the fuck man
led me on
like a scantily clad girl at the bar
turns out she was a lesbian all along
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xj9xDvr3q78
new
>>7534890
>>7534890
>>7534890
>>7534890
>>7534890
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