HG thread
The final three of night three are presented with the only peace so far this match.
>>7518019
What do you think I'm trying to do!?
>>7518012
She...no, it wasn't her choice.
>>7518047 (Urotsuki)
Wha-hey...! Thanks... But yeah. I'll turn in after this game, sorry for cutting it short.
>>7518047
Jealousy is such an ugly thing, isn't it? Oh, Miss Urotsuki! It's been too long!
>>7518048
Yeah, I'm fine. Kinda thought I could get into a game but I guess I'll just wa-
>looks up to see the spider
...
You uh...
>>7518085
I'm not seeing you do anything
>>7518073
NANI?!
>>7518060
And again for the following day. I have to wonder if it will continue.
>>7518105
Hello good Sir! Could I trouble you in making sure the place isn't robbed while I go get some rest?
I'll be sure to whip you up some of my own spruce of coffee, all on the house!
>>7518105
My word! I suppose that answers my question!
>>7518085
>after a moment, she pats her on the head as well
No big deal. I can always come back again. It's nice seeing you as always.
>>7518086
Believe me, I definitely know.
It's been a while, Squigly. You're looking pretty alive today.
>lifts her hand, giving a small wave
I hate when I feel like wanting to off myself.
>>7518130
Well done sir. I think I may have an idea for your wincard.
>>7518130
How horrid...it appears my sanity left me..
>>7518130
Coffee-san was too good for this world...
>>7518130
Congrats Hoshi.
Thanks for hosting Garnet.
>>7518139
It must've been very long since your last match. You ended that one really swiftly!
>>7518091
Being public about it isn't everything. And somethings are a lot more easily said than done.
>>7518132
Hehe...glad you're popping in more regularly.
>She briefly pulls Urotsuki in to a hug, before standing up.
I swear I'll be more well-rested next time. Be seeing you.
>>7518150
Better luck next time...you two.
>>7518139
Congrats, guy. Thanks for this, Sienna.
>>7518139
Congrats.
>>7518150
Thanks for hosting.
>>7518150
>Thanks for hosting
>>7518139
You killed well.. Good job.
Ufufufu...
>>7518150
I could've done better. I'll be returning soon enough...
Thank you.
>>7518161
..;
>in the brief hug, she gives a short squeeze before it ends
Sweet dreams, Rika. See you again.
>>7518150
Oh well...I'll just go back to waiting for customers...thank you for the opportunity to adve-I-I mean, partake in your sport!
>>7518132
I have been feeling pretty lively as of late! So much has changed since the last time we met. But I don't want to bore you with the details. I am glad you're well.
>>7518133
That is good. You are supposed to feel that way about that. Please stay safe.
>>7518146
>>7518161
>>7518165
>>7518166
>>7518175
>>7518177
>>7518180
You are all very welcome. Thank you for having me as your host. May I interest any of you for a cup of tea while we wait for the next one?
>>7518139
Congrats to... this person
>>7518150
Thanks for hosting. even thought i died on the bloodbath
>>7518188
While the sounds nice and all, it seems as though I've got other things to do for now.
>Ichigo waves to the zombie woman and walks out of the room.
Sayonara.
>>7518088
Yes, dearie? I...?
>>7518139
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7518150
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7518213
You're kind of... uh...
...blue?
Name all of the shit waifus of HG
>>7518212
Everyone must be so busy these days. Take care, sir.
>>7518209
>>7518213
But of course. The offer still stands on that cup of tea.
>>7518230
>names your waifu
>Tfw you post in a dead thread.
>>7518030
It's perfectly healthy! Who are you to tell me what's healthy and what's not?!
>>7518029
Nah, it's morning.
>>7518150
Thanks for the match.
>>7518177
>she closes her eyes again, briefly being bathed in light. The light fades to reveal her covered head to toe in a gradual rainbow cycle.
...I'll accept that answer for now.
>with a jingle and a mysterious glow around her, the rain disappears. In it's place, a rainbow beams in the sky high above them
>>7518188
>she nods simply
Good to know. I'll take you up on that tea.
Things are.. alright for the most part.
>>7518234
>screeches autisticly and lists off reasons why his waifu isn't a shit and then counters by saying yours is shit
>>7518248
>replies back with one word that mocks you
>>7518228
I'm purple, dearie, not blue. You really should not judge others by their skin color,you know. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7518231
An invitation for a cup of tea? Well, how could I decline? Shall we, dearie?
>>7518237
>I swear to fucking God, Parsee-
>>7518258
FUCK YOU
>shitposts loudly
>>7518270
>Laughs
Whether it be the person who entered him or the namesake, I hope you enjoy this prize.
>>7518259
Actually, you're kinda indigo. And it's acceptable when it's a creepy color like that! Also you're a spider!
>>7518230
illya
red saber
all the strike witches
ect ect
>>7518230
>uro
>>7518291
Yes, dearie, I am. Are you not accustomed to seeing spiders?
Why do people say vaping is gay when neckbeard homosexuals like Parshit exist
>>7518331
they're both gay
>>7518237
I'm not trying to tell you anything miss. Please calm down.
>>7518242
You are very welcome sir.
>>7518259
>>7518247
How wonderful! I shall get started on it now! Leviathan, could you be a dear?
>"It is the least I can do."
>Setting a teapot onto the ground, the snake breathes fire onto it.
>>7518247
For the most part? At least it has been mostly good then! It may seem silly but I worry for you.
>>7518259
Ah, you must be a proper lady. It is always fascinating to meet another besides myself.
>>7518293
>shoves my dick into your ass
>>7518328
Usually when I see one they're small and squishable. You're kinda not.
>>7518259
Love you.
>>7518340
Well, it sounds like that's exactly what you're doing.
>>7518293
>t. Ramsay
>>7518188
Thanks, but I have to leave very soon.
>>7518247
>he shakes his hair again, then walks towards the rainbow and tries to touch it
>The rainbow gradually fades from his perspective and he only ends up touching her side
...
>>7518340
You are quite right about that dearie, although I must admit...
>Muffet watches the snake heat up the tea.
...This is a rather unorthodox way of preparing tea.
>>7518356
That is because I am not merely a spider, dearie, I am a spider monster. There is a difference. My pets are the "small and squishable" spiders you are referring to.
>>7518340
Even if we've talked a grand total of twice?I appreciate it, but I think you have strange priorities, Sienna.
>>7518384
Hm...?
...I'll admit, that's a unique reaction.
>she scoots away a bit
>>7518400
Oh, spider monster. I get it now. That makes me feel a LOT better.
>>7518358
I apologize if I am miss. It just sounds very worrying when you hear something like that. I have heard it was because of jealousy. Is that true?
>>7518384
Don't let me keep you, sir. Farewell.
>>7518400
>He is unwavering in his effort to heat the water as she continues to speak.
It may be but it's awfully convenient! He always has been.
>She then notices the extra appendages on her guest.
Oh my. You're not quite normal.
>>7518401
Well I care for anyone that I have made contact with. Especially concerning my own end. You just seem to be so... troubled. Ah! Please excuse my words! That was rude of me!
>>7518401
... and a unique display. It seems to have dissappeared in front of my eyes.
>his phone starts ringing and he checks up on it
The headquarter's calling. Looks like I'm needed.
See you later, rain priestess.
>>7518434
I sense sarcasm, dearie. Pray tell, why are you so apprehensive?
>>7518451
Neither are you, dearie. You have another living creature inside of your head. Could you perhaps be a fellow monster?
>>7518474
I don't like spiders, okay? You're making me uncomfortable.
>>7518451
Hmph.
>she stares for a second
...I must be, if I have others worried about me.
>she sets down her chainsaw nearby with a huff
If nothing else, at least I'm not in any mortal danger. It's just personal things.
>>7518461
..Rain priestess?
I'm no...
And he's gone. How brief.
https://www.politicalcompass.org/
Post em and guess avas
Did Seth quit hosting?
>>7518508
>a few seconds after she turns around, she can feel a tap on her shoulder
I almost forgot my jacket, now that it stopped raining.
>>7518474
I didn't mean it as an insult, miss. Quite the opposite! Though I suppose I can be referred to that now.
>>7518508
I see. Then I shouldn't pry into that. Those are reserved for closer friends. Speaking of that, that promise I made to you? I still haven't located Ms. Valentine unfortunately.
>>7518492
And why is that, dearie?
>>7518533
>Nah, he hosted Rigginsmania sometime late last week, I believe. And he hosted all three nights of SAW.
>>7518547
Oh, neither did I, dearie! It was just your peculiar appearance that had me wondering. Regardless, do you happen to hail from the Underground?
>Laptop dying, will be back in 10-15.
>>7518536
>the sudden tap makes her jump and spin to look at him
!!!
..So it's just you. Take it back then.
>she takes it off and offers it back to him
>>7518547
It doesn't make for too compelling of conversation.
Are you serious? It's been.. I can't even remember how long since I was here last. She hasn't been here at all since?
>>7518570
Thanks.
>he shakes it once to get rid of some wetness
Now see you.
I am unsure if I will be able to complete this but I have to try. Once again, I will need at least 24 ladies and gentlemen.
Once again, I will bar any duplicates.
>>7518595
Takahashi Tetsuo
>>7518595
Reigen Arataka
>>7518595
Maa
>>7518595
Urotsuki
>>7518594
And my name is Urotsuki. Remember that for next time.
>>7518595
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7518595
Jack Hanma
>>7518595
gay anime girls
>>7518595
>>7518567
Because they're creepy! And you're creepy!
>>7518595
Cody
>>7518595
Eggman-kun
>>7518595
Cirno
>>7518595
Vic Viper
>>7518595
>>7518615
Ringabel
>>7518595
Saber Sakura
>>7518595
Stand User
>>7518595
Murakumo
>>7518567
It is odd being host to a parasite. In a good way. I haven't heard of the underground. Is that a new club?
>>7518570
Then it is best to ignore that. I wouldn't lie to you, miss. But in all my visits here, I haven't seen of heard of her. Were you two close?
>>7518595
Ken Kaneki
>>7518595
Captain Luna
>>7518595
Henri
>>7518595
Chum Lee
>>7518595
Funny Valentine
>>7518595
Rikka Takanashi
>>7518527
I miss Raven.
>>7518595
Akiha Tohno
>>7518595
Ken-oh the Conquorer
>>7518595
Fujiwara no Mokou
>>7518595
Akabyashi Mizuki
>>7518675
I don't.
>>7518652
We were close indeed.
>
...I would have thought she'd show up at least once in that time.
>>7518595
Caroline and Justine
I Well then. I hope it is to your standards.
>>7518716
I'm good to go!
>>7518716
>>7518607
...Sure, let's get started with the killing. Are you ready?
>>7518694
Oh nonononono! Please don't be upset, miss! I am just saying I missed her every time. It's still possible that she still comes here.
>>7518716
Let's get this show on the road, shall we?
>>7518716
I'm feeling lucky today.
Maybe I'll finally run into a Demi or maybe even two now that this place is bustling a little.
>>7518716
Seems there's a mistake with my name, but if that's all I'm ready when you are.
>>7518626
>>7518716
>Ringabel is missing
>>7518675
I miss Matoi.
>>7518749
I don't.
>>7518731
... I hope that's the case.
>she shakes her head a time or two, then picks up her chainsaw
Really... I'm frustrated more than anything.
>>7518716
It's showtime ladies and gentlemen! Stay safe!
>>7518739
>>7518747
That was a terrible mistake. I would've fixed in the upcoming slides but...
>>7518752
TH-THE MIGHTY KAMINA-SAMA?
>>7518716
oi, lets get to battle already!
>>7518772
Let's begin.
I mean...
>ahem
I'm the strongest!
>>7518675
She's up and about. She just has a lot to do.
>>7518772
OUT OF MY WAY, I'VE GOT A CASTLE TO GO TO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>7518773
N-No
>>7518772
Tsk.
Now this is more like it, I'll knaw on anyone who stands in my way.
>>7518772
>>7518794
Y-YES
>>7518772
That... that is a lot of kissing going on. I can't watch this.
>>7518616
That is rather offensive, dearie. Do you not know how to properly speak to a lady?
>>7518652
So it is not an animal, but a parasite? That is somewhat disturbing.
As for the Underground, it is but the place where all monsters are confined to, such as myself.
>>7518799
>checks for pantsu inside the dress
>>7518772
A castle huh? A bit cliche, but if anything about what I've read in my books are true, then I should find some vampires residing here.
>>7518803
Damn, that ice fairy had enemies-
>>7518752
Excuse me sir. This may be an odd request but can you locate the man that won this and give it to him?
>>7518754
That's not a good feeling either. If you two were as close as you say, then I believe she misses you as much as well and can't wait to get back to you.
>>7518803
That's the beauty of it all here, you can knab a quick grub after cracking some skulls.
>>7518803
Gah!
Wait... Oh, my bad. It's just decayed remains.
...
Yeah, that's not much better.
>>7518805
Yeah, I do! But you're not a lady! You're a big bug!
>>7518803
My word, I feel like such a voyeur with all the events I'm witnessing!
>>7518802
>>7518828
>Kiritsugu runs by and knocks out the blue-haired man before shoving them into the back of a black sedan.
Yeah, I went back and made sure I picked it up.
Apologies for my absence.
>>7518809
>there's literally only a puddle of water
>>7518828
I know I shouldn't be worried about her at all. She's more than capable of taking care of herself...
Ugh, and I let it get to me anyways. What am I doing?
>>7518860
give me Matoi
>>7518853
Ah!
>he quickly dashes out of the garden from the wolf, darting in zig-zag to try to escape the feral animal.
>>7518853
Please watch your steps, sirs. Oh, it's too late.
>>7518853
You're biting something more then you could chew. Allow me demonstrate you a lesson in how to tear your opponent in two. Wait wh--
>>7518842
I can be both, dearie. They are not mutually exclusive. Are you quite done being insulting?
>>7518853
Ow! What gives?
>>7518911
That doesn't look sanitary...
Screw it, I'm starving.
>>7518925
How is this insulting? Is no one else freaked out about the giant talking spider?
>>7518911
I don;t think I ever felt this uncomfortable before. Even the death here seems to be too much.
>>7518900
I'm an old man, not a kidnapper. If you're trying to get me to steal somebody from you I'm not capable of doing so.
>>7518752
*kissu*
>>7518805
And the fact that I had it going through my head in the first place isn't? Oh! You mean...
>She points to the ground, not wanting to say the word.
>>7518860
I do hope he is okay. That is perfectly fine sir. Thank you for participating? Sir? May I ask you a question?
>>7518873
Caring about others. It is perfectly healthy too, miss. But let us change the subject, shall we? Your work must be going well.
>>7518942
>>7518942
Ah good. Not only is it peaceful, it is not as weird as the previous days.
>>7518869
She's going commando, hot damn!
>>7518936
If they are, they are doing the courteous thing and not insulting me to my face. Now, are you quite done?
>>7518964
I have seen stranger in my time in the Underground, dearie. Also, you are quite alright to say it. It is not offensive, it is but a fact of life that we are confined there.
>>7518964
It hurts sometimes.
>she closes her eyes for a second, the chainsaw disappearing entirely as she leans on something nearby
It's.. fine, I guess. I've been skipping a few days every now and then.
whose has the highest total of games hosted?
>>7518979
I suppose that peace was just the eye of the storm.
>>7519010
Vader, I think.
>>7518963
I'll be sure to pass the message on to him later.
>>7518964
Of course. I'm all ears.
>>7518993
Fine, I guess I am.
What's your name, anyway?
>>7519025
>
>>7519025
Wait a minute. It's already over? Well... well done miss!
>>7519025
My apologies, Miss Mokou. It was you or me.
...
Where is everyone else?
>>7519028
that was like 15 months ago
>>7519010
Shorty, Mokou, Kamina and Raven.
>>7519010
Kamina at the moment
>>7519043
That was even quicker than the last game!
>>7519043
>>7519047
Congratulations.
>>7518533
The hell I would. I've just been busy mourning the second death of my right knee and relentlessly checking my Twitter to read the illustrious amount of support messages I received after I got cowardly assaulted by that samoan piece of shit.
I'll be hosting tomorrow night and on Saturday as usual, if I don't get ambushed by any more members of the obese community that is.
>>7519058
>thanks for hosting
>>7519010
kamina
>>7519047
>>7519058
Thank you!
It did wonder why I was alone all of a sudden. An interesting turn of events.
>>7519059
Why, thank you, miss.
>>7519051
So what, if nobody managed to beat it thus far?
>>7519100
I don't think Vader ever passed the 200 mark
He was the first to reach 100 games though
>>7519110
I might be mistaken, but I think he was well over 300.
>>7519100
shorty and kamina are past the 300 games-mark
>>7519060
You got assaulted just by some old NXT champion? Oh no! You could have been seriously hurt by the developmental guy!
>>7519121
There is no way he has hosted over 300, the only people I know of who did that is Kamina, and Shorty
>>7519036
You may call me Muffet! Ahuhuhu~! And you, dearie?
>>7519043
Congratulations, dearie!
>>7519058
Thank you for hosting. Ahuhuhu~!
>>7519043
>>7519058
Aside from my tragic fate and unflattering name, I thank you for this bout.
>>7519140
Why is there no way? He literally hosted for hours on end when nobody else would.
Only ever stopping to get some fries.
>>7518993
>>7518997
>A loud whistling is heard in front of them. Leviathan stops breathing fire on the pot.
Ah! It must be ready! You're forever appreciated, Leviathan.
>"Anything for you, Sienna."
>Handing the pot over to her with his tail, she begins to stir the contents into the water.
>>7518993
Just how stranger? I am one of the most oddest up here. Very well miss. What is it like being in Hell?
>>7518997
That is an thing we must have to deal with. Oh well that's good! Well not good but everyone deserves a break sometimes. Your life must be very busy.
>>7519034
Okay. It is about Miss Pendrag- Miss Saber. I haven't seen her recently. Has something bad happened to her.
>>7519071
>>7519141
>>7519145
It was a pleasure. I apologize for that one ending so quickly.
>>7519145
And I must apologize to you directly. It was very much my own fault for that.
>>7519010
Shorty and Kamina are past 300
Mokou's like mid 250s
Vader is like 220
Yuno and Raven are somewhere in 170+
otherwise idk
>>7519150
he counted each of his games moron.
he never pass over 200.
>>7519150
Because he kind of stopped appearing.
I can't remember him hosting a game higher than 200
>>7519155
Yuno and Raven are both above 200.
>>7519141
Muffet. Ha. I get it. I'm Cody. Nice to meet you, I guess. Which hand do I shake?
>>7519173
Stop being Delusional faggot.
>>7519173
I can't remember 200 , but if he hosted over 300 I would have noticed.
And yes, time flies so damn fast.
>>7518979
Thank you hostess, and congratulations to our winner for surviving the gauntlet.
>>7519193
you can just ask mokou or somebody for proof if you need it
vader has long been surpassed bud
>>7519153
Oh, good... It's ready.
...you know what would fit this as well?
>she switches effects in a flash. A piece of cake atop a plate appears on her head, offering it over
Tea and cake, right?
Mm. Well... Not as busy as it could be.
Truth be told, I'm doing it to pursue other things. My job's just a job at this point.
>>7519083
You only deserve it after all. It's a victory you earned.
>>7519203
Oh god damn it...
Look, I KNOW Mokou has a lot because I can see it everytime she hosts.
The point is, I don't know exactly how many VADER has because I can't exactly ask him.
>>7519193
when we moved to /trash/. I don't really mind what you call ''this'' because we still have lovely people in these threads and we can always have fun
>>7519083
Here you go miss.
>Tfw were finally going to war with Australia.
You're welcome world.
>>7519025
I wish my games could end on such a red-spewin', dream-shatterin' finale like this from time to time.
>>7519058
You have my kindest words for satisfyin' my eyes with your spectacle.
>>7519043
>>7519047
Being ignored has its few perks. Enjoy that short victory before another chain of winless months starts.
>>7519137
You can record all your petty trashtalkin' and send it to my secretary. She'll communicate me your childish insults when I'm in the mood to listen to a Fat People Noises ASMR.
>>7519221
True, we do.
But it does kind of get overshadowed, which saddens me because it turns people away. Some of which I do care about a lot.
>>7519153
Please, it was no issue. The only tragedy was my untimely death, but alas you had no control over that.
....At least, I hope so. It would certainly be an issue if you had it out for me.
>>7519153
It is not necessarily "Hell," dearie, though there is a portion that could be considered akin. There are also urban areas; a very dank, swamplike area; and even an area bathed in snow and bitterness. Spread all around are monsters much like myself. They vary in all sorts of sizes, shapes, and personalities. It is quite a varied world despite being under the Surface, no?
>>7519155
>Damn I need to step up my game when I have free time again.
>>7519181
>Muffet extends one of her arms, the palm of her hand open.
This one, dearie. Now, what do you mean you "get it"?
>>7519231
How many games have you hosted, Seth?
>>7519225
Oh my, thank you.
What a lovely vista.
(Crabs?)
>>7519231
I wouldn't exactly call it "ignored", seeing as I had to sacrifice Miss Mokou to make it through.
>>7519214
Well, I suppose it is.
>>7519219
Vader's last game was the 162nd, hosted on July 14, 2016.
>>7519238
It will get beter, I have faith.
Anyways, can't we just look up in archives to find how many games he hosted?
I don't know if /hga/ is archived or not
Holy shit, how long has it been?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glkNglAQt0k
>>7519274
is this our nonon the futa faggot?
>>7519280
Desuarchive. You can find it right here:
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/4094019/#4094019
>>7519274
>Nonon spotted!
Are we actually alive for once?
>>7519257
Cuz, y'know, Little Miss Muffet and stuff.
>He reluctantly takes the hand and shakes it slowly.
>>7519153
Sab-
>Kiritsugu shakes his head, dismissing the thought.
Pendragon sprained her knee. She's still recovering from her injury.
If you have a message or gift you need to get to her, you can give it to me and I'll make sure Pendragon recieves it.
>>7519262
>pets
>>7519285
You better believe it.
>>7519294
>Woona spotted.
>>7519310
Shovel Knight is a guy.
>>7519289
Hm. I'm guessing he did count his /hga/ games in that.
>>7519307
Would you kindly refrain from doing so?
>>7519310
Guilty.
It's really you. How long has it been? And what strange winds have brought you back?
>>7519214
>She claps her hands at the display, taking the plate from her.
Your abilities are something wonder, miss! Doing it to get somewhere else? I can't ever know how that felt. I was always prepared to go into what. I wish others had the luxury.
>>7519231
Thank you for the kind words, sir. I do wish my own games could have something like that once in a while when they are finished.
>>7519242
I have nothing against you sir. Actually, this is the first time we spoke at all to each other.
>>7519257
Then please excuse my ignorance. And I must agree. I wouldn't imagine it to be perfectly livable either.
>>7519299
I cannot say so for myself but it seems pretty lively here.
>>7519303
Oh. I see.
>She clearly doesn't believe it but doesn't say anymore on the subject.
I have nothing like that for her. I just wanted to know that she's well.
>Grabbing the edges of her dress, she curtsies to him.
Thank you, Mr. Kiritsugu.
>>7519260
Not enough.
52 RigginsManias (49 mainline games, the other 3 were the special Royal Rumble three-way games made for the HGF belt tournament.)
10 Archinatic Games.
7 Rigginsmanias hosted on /b/ under a discrete alias.
Some meme games here and there, so +70 games.
>>7519262
Ignored by the Deity of L's is obviously what I meant.
>>7519274
Hey it's my first rape victim.
>>7519358
A couple months, at least.
And I dunno, just bored out of my gourd.
Figured I'd check on my favorite bunch of idiots.
>>7519257
>a very dank, swamplike area
I bet Shorty lives there.
>decide to make a code
>realise I don't know how to write.
>>7519358
>feeds sugar cubes
>Past 400
Feels good.
>>7519372
She's doing just fine. I'll send well wishes. Thank you for your time.
>Kiritsugu walks over to the car with the bumbling idiot and climbs in, driving off in it.
>>7519299
Look around you, you've got eyes and ears everywhere.
>>7519310
Woah, dude, what are you wearing?
>>7519372
Not somewhere else so much as to do something else. I got my current job due to an effect. And as easy as the job is... I just feel something's missing from it.
>>7519384
I'm not going to ask how you ended up inside the pumpkin in the first place.
Are you including me in that category?
>>7519392
Just what are you doing?
If you believe me to eat these out of your hand you must be delusional.
>>7519155
>only 67
I'm shit
Want a game?
>>7519430
Does the pope shit in the woods?
>>7519430
activate it
>>7519302
I have not heard of her, though I would like to meet her now that I know she and I share a name. Who is she, dearie?
>>7519372
It is certainly livable. However, from what I have heard, it is nowhere near as spacious nor beautiful as the Surface. And from what I can see from here...
>Muffet holds up one of her arms and points to the surrounding scenery.
...That is quite the truth.
>>7519387
Who is that, dearie?
>>7519422
B-But they're sugar cubes, equines are supposed to love them.
>>7519423
>26. I've been dragging my feet badly.
>>7519444
She's not a real person, she's a character in a nursery rhyme. You not have those in monsterland?
>>7519444
Oh, he's sort of like an Ogre.
>>7519458
Does he have layers?
>>7519449
While that may or may not be true in some cases, would 'you' eat out of a strangers hand?
>>7519417
Nudist Beach standard Uniform.
>>7519422
Nah, of course not!
I think the better term would be "My favorite idiots and buddies."
>>7519430
Does a mall baby eat chili fries?
>>7519430
I've been waiting for the opportunity to blow something up other than my knee since this Monday.
Bring out the C4s pal.
>>7519423
35 for me but I really only host in the mornings
First 36
no dupes
no gifs
no long ass names.
>>7519468
Well, he likes to wrap himself up in papers. Does that count?
>>7519489
Ursula-hisho
>>7519489
Suz
>>7519489
Lord Beerus
>>7519489
Cirno
>>7519442
now I don't feel so bad
maybe I will break 100 in a few months
>>7519489
Seth Rollins
>>7519489
Nrvnqsr Chaos
>>7519489
A Tree
>>7519471
They're sugar cubes, what's the worst that could happen?
>>7519489
Squigly
>>7519489
Rubick
>>7519489
Captain Luna
>>7519474
Aah, semantics. What a wonderful thing.
I am going to intentionally interpret that the way I like it best.
>>7519489
Nonon Jakuzure
>>7519489
James Storm
>>7519489
Tits
>>7519489
Finn Cooley
>>7519423
>35 or 36 here.
>>7519456
That is somewhat disappointing. Oh, well. Also, we do, dearie, but they are most likely different from whatever ones you have on the Surface.
>>7519458
Pardon?
>>7519489
Muffet
>>7519489
Drug Dealer
>>7519489
Tiny snek
>>7519489
Hoshi
>>7519489
Shimakaze
(Male)
>>7519489
Jack Hanma
>>7519489
Yotsuba
>>7519489
Tenten
>>7519489
C.C.
>>7519489
Shii
>>7519489
Accelerator's wife.
>>7519508
KEK
>>7519489
Jonathan Joestar
>>7519489
One passed off pupper
>>7519474
N-N-Nu-Nud-Nudist?
>>7519489
>>7518616
>>7519573
PISSED
Post beta males
>>7519489
Labrys
>>7519489
Yagyuu
>>7519489
Tobirama Senju
>>7519510
The issue lies not with what they are, but how they are presented.
>>7519489
Garfielf ha king of sunny funnies
>>7519489
Minnie May
>>7519489
Comfy kitter
>>7519402
I must thank you as well.
>She lifts her left hand and give it a slight wave.
You two stay safe.
>>7519420
Is that so? I found that when I rush into things, that I always feel something missing from it. I hope you get your dream career. Looking at you, I have no idea what it could possibly be.
>>7519444
The surface, as you call it, is no doubt beautiful and huge. I myself only been in one city all my life and unlife yet I'm still finding out new things to it. It makes me impatient to know what the rest of the world is like.
>>7519589
>Puts them on a fancy ass plate
Better?
>>7519489
Saber
>>7519519
>>7519489
Rename to Seth's biggest fangirl, if you'd be so nice.
>>7519581
You just need to look at all the guys who entered this game except me to find them.
>>7519372
That so? Well, in that case I'll waste no time introducing myself.
I, Ringabel, am at your service.
>>7519531
Don't know if I wanna know what monsters have for nursery rhymes.
>>7519489
Nightmare
>>7519587
Most based Hokage right there. Prove me wrong.
>>7519489
Luluco
>>7519611
Tell me about the city, dearie. I have but only seen the one Underground, and it is quite small compared to the mere photographs I have seen of Surface cities.
>>7519674
You would most likely not understand them, dearie. Regardless, do you mind reciting the one you were talking about?
>>7519690
he can be touched
>>7519489
>no long ass names
no fun
I just wanted to submit my boy Barnaby Marmaduke Aloysius Benjy Cobweb Dartagnan Egbert Felix Gaspar Humbert Ignatius Jayden Kasper Leroy Maximilian Neddy Obiajulu Pepin Quilliam Rosencrantz Sexton Teddy Upwood Vivatma Wayland Xylon Yardley Zachary Usansky
>>7519489
Mazhigigika Miludin do Din Nolurun Dou
>>7519728
All I read was 'armpits'
>>7519728
who is this semen demon?
>>7519728
>licks those goddamn armpits
check and swap
>>7519751
PITSU~
>>7519728
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemuhwem Osas
>>7519641
Such a gentlemen! Sienna Contiello in your presence. You may also call me Squigly if you prefer. The mistake may not have been as bad as I thought if we could meet like this.
>>7519695
Where can I start? It is much larger than any photo could capture! Opportunity is around every corner, for every person! Miss, you just have to see it for yourself!
>>7519751
I am ready, sir. Please begin at your leisure.
>>7519728
>>7519740
>>7519748
Looks like someone has some good tastes~
>>7519751
Looks like we'll be losing a few eye brows this round.
>>7519728
Is this a trap?
>>7519623
Not particularly, no.
I still don't know you, and you did touch them.
>>7519779
arms too thin
>>7519751
Phew, I almost didn't make it. Ready when you are, host!
>>7519695
Oh, man. Let's see if I can remember it...
"Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey, along came a spider and sat down beside her and frightened Miss Muffet away."
I think that's it.
>>7519751
Oh yeah! I'm set!
>>7519779
Go run a mile or two and they'll be even better.
>>7519740
>>7519744
>>7519748
>She fends off the armpit guy while trying to respond to the other two
Not only am I late, a witch as remarkable as myself would just HAVE to be surrounded by weirdos!
>>7519769
Mock the great sorceress at your own peril, but if my full name causes your tiny brain to spin, 'Magilou' will have to do.
>>7519779
Thank you! Though I think their focus is too low in the gutter for my own tastes!
>>7519787
A what?
>>7519751
Let us proceed, shall we, dearie?
>>7519778
I wish I could, dearie, I wish I could.
>Muffet sighs audibly.
Perhaps eventually...
>>7519795
...That seems to portray spiders as harmless, yet "Miss Muffet" is still terrified. I suppose that describes I to you! Ahuhuhu~!
>>7519788
Of course I touched them, how else would you get them to your mouth? It's not like you have functioning hands.
>>7519820
They're just thinking how we're just the greatest.
>>7519751
Much obliged to see my request was accepted. Always glad to help people rectify their names with way more accurate titles.
Let's get this party started.
>>7519820
Are you wearing anything underneath those books?
>>7519837
>Oh rats, was I too late to pick this girl up? I need to pay better attention!
I KNOW, I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN.
someone steps out of their podium too soon : ,)
>>7519859
I've been around for a few months off and on so it's not a reason you haven't seen me much.
>>7519860
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF.
>>7519831
I can, if I want to. Apart from that, I also possess magic and rather dextrous wings.
Furthermore, you'd be surprised what one can do with hooves, given enough practice.
D3 Seaon 9 finished.
How was your day, HG?
>>7519884
>Welp, so much for this folder. See you around!
>>7519822
Yeah? Well... shut up!
>>7519822
I didn't mean to upset you. I take it you can't leave the underground. I don't see why.
>She pours a cup of tea, offering it to her guest.
You have been nothing but pleasant, miss.
>>7519866
No need to rus-
>It was then that she heard the several explosions happening.
Uh Leviathan? Some assistance please?
>"We can;t stay here now, can we? Hold on to your butt, my lady."
>>7519901
Work has been getting more manageable, I've been learning how to Skullgirl, SU it has been pretty good lately. I can't complain.
>tfw late
>tfw even if you enter nobody would swap
>>7519778
It seems fate is in our favor, hmm? Sienna...old fashioned and exquisite, like a finely aged wine.
I'd say it's been so long since I've heard a name that sounds so soothing to my ears.
I suppose it's my responsibility to wish you luck in this coming battle.
No big killing sprees.
>>7519904
See you later...
>>7519897
Yeah yeah yeah, that's great and all, but I'm going to feed them to you one way or another.
>>7519926
This is fun and all, but dirt is getting everywhere
>>7519926
This is why sorcery prevails over all.
>>7519926
Got cut out, dont know why.
>>7519905
>Muffet frowns.
Was it something I said, dearie? Apologies. I was just invoking a bit of banter.
>>7519908
It is...rather complicated. I shall not bore you with the history, unless you really want to know.
>Muffet takes the cup and starts sipping tea.
C'est délicieux! Thank you, dearie.
>>7519926
I told you countless times NOT to put the beers in the same backpack as the explosives.
>>7519926
Heh, looks like you've ran out of luck at your end of the fence. The odds are backed against you now, and you have no other choice but to face me man-to-man.
>I only use this character once every few months
>o-oh o-ok I-I'll d-delete y-the f-folder
kamina come teach this pussy motherfucker how to nigger an ava
>>7519932
Tell me, do you value the continued attachment of your hands to your forelimbs?
>>7519926
Something to protect us from these explosions. Thank the Trinity!
>>7519925
I must say, Ringabel. You do have a certain way with words. That may be the first time I am glad someone called me old. You must be a hit with the ladies. Oh, you didn't make it yourself? Thank you, sir. I will try my best.
>>7519957
I cant imagine why someone would do that. Is it limited to just yourself? Oh thank you miss! I hope you enjoyed! It is about the only thing I can make myself.
>>7519923
Now whose fault is that?
>>7519926
Horrible aim...
>>7519957
You're saying I'm being insulting, now you're being insulting!
>>7519974
>Nonon being cancer again
Nothing new to see here.
>>7519979
Sssshhh, here comes the choo choo train~
Choo choo!
>holds up a sugar cube
>>7519904
Stop being a cuck and tell that fag to kill himself. He'll be gone in no time.
>>7519974
This is why you should enter your planned avatar as a filler for a week or two to see if anyone steps up. Also search the archives for your planned avatar's name. It also lets other people know you'll be doing them when they see your entry. They won't know it's you.
host?
>>7519999
good quads