/sug/ ~ steven universe general dubs edition last >>

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Jasper is best jam

>>7512806
Ew

>>7512806
What flavor is she?

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zuke shall burn within the fiery pits of hell

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>>7512806
God she is so perfect.

>>7512943
what the fuck actually is that

>>7512984
It's Steven after the bath salts hit hard.

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>>7512943
steven after not surviving

>>7513019
meant for >>7512984

>>7513019
>but one day Steven got cancer.

He reads /sug/???

>>7513158
/sug/ is the cure for cancer though.

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>>7513306
the cure for the pestilence is the source
the disease cannot be perished without its infected infecting themselves with it.

>opened window because it's too hot
>start whistling along to a song pretty loudly
>take off headphones
>hear weird noises outside window, birds chirping for some reason
>starting to get cold
>too scared to close window now

guys what the fuck do I do

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>>7513378
There is no use being afraid of that which you cannot see. Your window should be closed and locked, anon.

>>7513354
>>7513402
post more

>>7512806
>>7512827
>>7512947
What happened to the anon that said he would only live on the semen shot into him by Jasper's 10-inch dick, and would constantly be raped in the ass by her at all hours?

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>>7513402
kill yourself

Spaghetti nigger is awake

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Love you /sug/

>>7514318
Love you too, little piggy.

>>7514167
is that new?

>>7514466
No

>>7513885
Why not 9 inches of Garnet's "love" instead?

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>>7513885
He has drowned

Why does this Stevonnie gif keep fucking failing every time it is posted? fix your fucking site!


http://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7497105/#7503775

>>7515208
>>7515228
>>7515249
>>7515261
Why do you keep fucking failing every time you post? Fix your fucking brain.

>>7515261
>>7515268
all pics seem to not be working the thumbnail are there but when you click it it keeps saying.

"503 Service Temporarily Unavailable" any more of these delete chan sites?

>>7515261
>>7515268
>>7515301
desuarchive is not in any way affiliated with 4chan
all images and threads on /trash/ are gone the second they fall off the board, the archive that the script you're using is redirecting you to is having problems with his distribution or hosting services, hence the 503 error

Please stop being retarded

>>7515319
i guess as long as its not on the same bored everyone gonna be a dick about it fine then...

the site http://desuarchive.org is post show all the deleted pics but all it shows is my failure i guess...

>>7514777
Who writes this shit?

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>>7515268
>>7515301
>>7515379
this pic? just hope someone posted it again, i don't see the point of the site if it can't post deleted pics that are clearly there

>>7512784
>Dubs edition
>Can't get dubs

>>7515379
>>7515407
I said stop being retarded

I you just asked if someone could post it again someone might have posted it
Now you're shit out of luck because I ain't gonna post it

>>7512784
Storm in the Room is airing on my Dad's birthday.

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>>7515418
im trying my best
no bully

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>>7515418
Let me try to fix that

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>>7515437
Kid you don´t even have to try to get dubs

Just look

>>7515437
>>7515518
>>7515547
why do we all suck

>>7515564
speak for yourself kiddo

>>7515547
Mr. Smiley has returned from the dead. He was shewing himself to many people on the boardwalk, and they all doth marvelleth at him.

“How the hell is he alive!?” yelled Pearl, hatefully. "I though they said he slipped in Amethyst's copious amounts of cum and fell and broke his neck!"

Pearl hated Black people. Because she was the Whitest of all bitches.

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>>7515633
>Even aliens hate black people

Why haven't we exterminated them again?

>>7515662
I, Rivet who wrote the SU fanfic that that excerpt you responded to is from, am Black. And a *weee* bit Irish.

>>7515662
SECOND DEGREE

Today is a weird, weird day
Moderation seems to have been redirected elsewhere or completely absent on some boards, and the amount of deleted posts is sharply decreasing for /co/, /v/, /g/ and /vg/
I wonder if it has something to do with /b/ or /pol/

>>7515810
There's a ton of off-topic threads in the /pol/ catalog, so possibly.

>>7515424
Aww that did not come to me, i was also wondering why the pics was down. :(
.
Well i'm sure it will be fix eventually or maybe someone else will be nice and post it.

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>>7512784
>dubs edition

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>>7512784
HEEHEEHEE

(i got dubs for making a steam begging thread.)

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ech

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What would you do with your very own pearl?

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DEDER DAN DED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hgw_RD_1_5I

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>>7516466
I don't know

>>7516466
fug
then hug
then fug again

>>7512784
http://thegeekiary.com/new-steven-universe-feb-10-with-the-new-crystal-gems-plus-lots-more-new-cn/41241

>>7516557
psst hey
hey bud
you can do both @ the same time
dude

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>>7516466
Use her for what she was made for: slave labor.

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>>7516607
kill yourself

>>7516363
steven universe tattletail AU when?

>>7516607
>>7516741
>welcome name

Just hit my dick on the doorknob and it hurts like hell

>>7516466
I need someone to figure out why my civ 5 keeps crashing,, so that probably.

>>7517080
ask connie

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>>7517026
kill yourself retard

>>7517126
indexer

>>7517183
hi yha dip

>>7517183
*peek

>>7517219
*peak

>>7517165
Pip

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>>7517219
peak
noun
1.
the pointed top of a mountain.

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>>7517183

>>7517270
PEEK

>>7517247
>>7517257
That's not what you meant and you know it.

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>>7517270
>>7517281
uh

>>7517281
P E A K

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>>7517276
WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M DOIN'?!

>>7517301
P E A E K K

Lemme ask a serious question.
What's the appeal of Steven taking Gemdick in his ass?

>>7517301
Please toast, kill peridoodle

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>>7517287
>>7517301
These two have fallen in love awh.

>>7517325
pearl kill yourself
the poster of pearl may ignore this message

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>>7517287
STOP LEAVING THE CURSOR IN THE CAPTURE!!!!!!!!!

>>7517342
t

o

a

s

t

>>7517315
What's the appeal of me wanting Peridot to fart into Lapis' face as she inflates and eventually explodes? None, but I love it.

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>>7517317

>>7517390
Our savior

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what would you do with your very own ruby?

>>7517402
use it as a bodyguard

>>7517402
Give it away to the needy and poor

>>7517375
>>7517375
Whoa, that's hardcore.
Yo, 'sup. I'm the writefag that sat down for a month and then wrote those stories about Steven taking Gemdick.
I thought the SU fanbase would enjoy it, but whatever, I guess? It's a "proof-of-concept" so it didn't need to be enjoyed.
Now I look back and wonder, "Was it really enjoyable to read that?" Maybe. People asked for a sequel. And then sequels to that sequel.
I wrote other things too. But the story about Steven and every Gem's dick--that was the story that people remember the most.

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>>7517270
>>7517390
Yare yare daze.

>>7517402
Hold them during this harsh winter.

>>7517402
I'd have sex with it. Anyone who wouldn't is either gay or lying to themselves.

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would garnet meme

>>7517477
It is a good idea to not consort with ones bodyguards

>>7517477
>>7517515
Also, wouldn't the inside of her vagoo be the same temperature as the core of a nuclear reactor?

>>7517526
yes and my bodyguards are to be celibate

>>7517546
But shouldn't they marry if they, uh... "burn inwardly"?
(Google it)

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>>7513019
>steven after not surviving
gets me every time

>>7517563
if not smart at least they are faithful are they not

>>7517595
Yeah, anon-kun, Rubies are pretty loyal. Someone might say that they're pretty pretty, too.

>>7517607
As fair as a maiden of old but still not too be clutched for fear of burns.

>>7517633
[Applause]
Good poetry!

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which gem would you want to fuck you with a strap-on?

>>7517662
But anon!
Why use a strap-on when they could grow a real dick?
"Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no-parts". But if they wanted to, they really could have "those parts"!

>>7517633
But my fair sir, I fear I must protest,
for the hot Ruby flame
by the burning longing flame in my chest
is quite well put to shame.

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>>7517688
>"Strap-on" spelled backwards is "no-parts".

Oh my fucking god

>>7517729
You sir are a fool
a man is too fragile to
clutch a ruby to his heart
for his body does not have an icy core

>>7517732
Of course I'd know something like that. Rivet desu. Whom were you expecting?
Also, recently, I saw an image of Jasper grinning cockily at an enormous strap-on dildo that she was wearing. Someone here may even have saved that image.
But I thought to myself, "Why would she wear that when she could grow a dick even bigger than that?" But artists are free to express themselves and may draw what they wish to draw.
I thought about it not too long ago--how would her dick fit inside of Steven in the story I wrote, had the same thing taken place in real life? Would it even be possible anatomically? The thing was 10 inches long and easily nearly as thick as Steven's arm.

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>>7517688
well then which gem would you want to smash your ass with their huge gem dick?

>>7517662
Pearl would probably squeamish about the idea, but you could probably boss her into it
Garnet would probably just stand there, not responding to your request and leave you while you hold out the strap-on like a dumbass
Amy would probably have some experience with such things and gladly do so
Peridot would probably be eager to please, but ultimately have not the first clue what to do
Lapis would probably do anything that Steven wanted, if you are not Steven, good luck
One would not survive a session with Jasper

Conclusion, even though she ain't my favorite gem, Amethyst.

>>7517804
stevonnie

>>7517800
>Rivet desu.

Stopped reading there.

>>7517816
Is Rivet truly shrouded in infamy that great?

>>7517777
But sir, the fire raging in my soul
burns hotter than any gem or lump of coal
and one cannot contain his heart's desire.
So let me wrap my arms around that fire.

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Reminder: There's no real evidence Rose killed PD

>>7517515
t. Blue Diamond

>>7517838
unfortunately for you my quadruple numerals of the same make your point quite inane so your ruby dreams will stay just that, dreams that only a fool such as you grasping on this deathly wish just a only a madman would clasp on a ruby as all other laugh in jest

>>7517879
Perchance I am a fool, good sir
but still my soul doth burn
so I will see you off, you cur
and take what I doth yearn

>>7517862
That's why it's another obvious plot revelation.

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>>7517862
This

>>7517904
a pox upon your house you have put there yourself
for it will go up in flames like match sticks in a fire
this dream is selfish too as it will hurt your family as well as you

>>7517959
But gentle sir, the Ruby cannot burn
what is already burning from desire.
The flames cannot hurt me and so, in turn
I'll gladly throw myself upon love's pyre

>>7513885
It's you. You were that anon

>>7518026
a wonder how love could manipulate a man such as this
even if the love was false for on cannot love what does not exist
this logical failing that you have procured
it make me think that you are simple

>>7518070
But sir, the Ruby does exist
so my love cannot be dismissed
by simple, boring, rhymeless prose,
so you can rot while my love grows

>>7518031
No. It actually appalled me, reading that post. I wrote the story about Jasper shoving her 10-inch dick in Steven's ass, but when I saw that post within the fortnight, I was shocked. Hypocritically, but shocked nonetheless.

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>>7517946

>>7518106
your life depresses my mind as a dead cat
your ruby dream is not attainable for it would make you dead
stop this foolish dream chasing it make us all look like a jesters in a court

>>7518147
And who are you to tell me what I can
attain and what I simply cannot get?
I'll do whatever pleases, my good man
and I see nothing that can stop me yet.

>>7518210
in this mortal coil there are many things that please morons like you
many men have tried and failed to find a way to cure men as you
i can now see that my efforts are frivolous for you are incurable

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>>7513019
>No turning back!

>>7518264
I do not need a cure, I'm in good health.
It is you ho lacks the soul's great wealth.

>>7516466
Turn the box downside up

>>7517402
Harm it because Gems can't die as easy as people

>>7516911
looks like transexual sideshow bob.

>>7518346
i tire of conversing with a man lacking in such basic obligatory concepts as common sense
stop your foolish quest for the love of a ruby the our most pleasant conversations may resume

>>7518396
Your conversations may resume at once
but my good friend, take heed
that he who hates dreams shows himself a nonce
and is in desperate need
of a soul, and with speed

>>7518448
I see there is at least one person with their sanity
it is good I've found you lest i lose my own

>>7516466
what if you opened it and it was a pearl of the yellow variety?

>>7518497
Yellow or blue
any will do,
because in the end
I just want a friend

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Imagine

is /co/ having a fun poetry night too

>>7518549
I dunno
Does /co/ even have poetry nights?

>>7518558
probably not they are not fun

>>7518558
Fuck niggers,
Fuck Jews,
Hail Trump,
and fuck you.
-/pol/

>>7518586
ian
sucrose
andy
/sug/
-/trash/

>>7518540
Katara? From Avatar: The Last Airbender?
inb4 "it's actually Connie you dumb fuck."

>>7518791
it's actually Connie you dumb fuck.

>>7518791
it's actualy Connie you dumb fuck.

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OH MY GOSH NEW BECKY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SO ADORABLE!!!!!!!

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>>7519194
She has the cutest smile

>>7519194
>>7519256
>She
Did you judr assume xer gender??!
?

>>7519309
No I knew it beforehand

>>7519194
>ywn be friends with sugar
why live

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>>7519322
Becky seems like she is a very good friend! She is nice and understanding and smart and wise!!
Maybe you will meet her someday and become her friend!!!

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>>7519309
Only kindness towards Rebecca please!!!!

>>7519194
>>7519351
>>7519365
Grow your hair sucrose.

>drumph is now taking a hard stance against israel

He's going to be that kind of nationalist, isn't he

>>7519194
Are you the anon who made pics of becky pissing a meme a while back?

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>actually buy adobe creative cloud for a college class
>Want to cancel it
>$80 fee

I'm never not just pirating everything ever again.

>>7519490
She said it's too uncomfortable when she purges.

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>>7519586
It doesn't matter, the minute he could bypass any figures standing in his way was when we waz fucked.

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>go through listing for who's going to be at a local con in a few months because I heard a few of the SU VAs would be there
>see that some person from my college is featured because she makes a bunch of SU-related vids and has a large online following
>tfw realize I've accomplished nothing in life
a-at least I have /sug/

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>>7519635
>Getting jealous

>>7519628
I was hoping I wasn't going to be the one in the camps

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>>7519659
If I had any meaning to my life I wouldn't be jealous, but here I am

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>>7519707
>Caring about having any meaning in life
>Not just having fun with it

Being negative about something no human even truly knows about is the most pointless thing i've ever heard.

>>7519606
cant you just cancel it within 2 weeks of buying and get a refund? i think thats what i did.

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>>7519772
I got it for a class for 3 months and didn't know they were going to do this when trying to cancel. That's what I get for trying to do it legit.

Is there a chrome extension that will let me save a photo from 4chan with it's original name with a click?

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Show would be better if Stevonnie was white.

>>7519952
It's a mix of steven and connie so it wouldn't make sense

>>7519952
no

>>7519952
>Show would be better if Stevonnie didn't exist

fix'd

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>>7519978

Yes

>>7519952
Stevionnie is a shite fusion.

>>7519990
>>7519993
>>7519986
no

>>7519990
haha so #edgy!

reminder that that Pink Diamond didn't steal Rose's body and kill her. That would be both retarded and psychotic

Instead, Rose stole Pink Diamond's body, and Pink killed her because she couldn't switch back

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>>7520004

Zuke loves it

>>7520019
zuke is the gey

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would you fug a bug

>>7520002
Yes, Stevioeneo is worst fusion.

>>7520047
Does she have pusspuss? If yes, then oh yeah. If she doesn't, then it's impossible.

>>7520056
no

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>>7520047
Lightly petting and then it progressively moves on

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>>7520047
Absolutely

>>7520047
FUG THE BUG

>>7520111
>>7520083
>>7520067
>>7520047
>tfw we will see steven take away our bug by removing corruption.

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>>7520122
It hurts

it's so hard to ask for an alien looking alien in this show?

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>>7520122

>>7518986
>>7519029
Dang, sweet combo. Makes me want to go back to writing more stories about Steven taking Gemdick in his mouth and ass.

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>>7520246

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>>7520246

>>7512784
>>7517878
>>7520016
>>7520067
What does it take to get Diamond pusspuss?

>>7520349
be pearl

>>7520580
that is the only way

>>7520462
They'd use their Pearl's entire body as a dildo?
>>7520606
Oh. My bad. I deleted that one.

>>7520620
what?

>>7520665
The post you replied to was deleted because it wasn't written correctly.
Man, it's slow here in trash. All of the anons moved to /co/.

>>7520688
>62 IPs
Still pretty fast considering we get a thread or two done per day.

/co/ isn't that much faster either.

>>7520750
Hm.
Yeah, that's still fast, I guess.

I want Jasper to explode out of her Kindergarten hole, naked and flexing her perfect muscles. I want two frightened Crystal Gems who happened to be nearby to witness the glory that is her body, becoming utterly mesmerized. I want Jasper to grin and shapeshift a huge gem schlong, taking the time to expand her already flawless curves, slowly approach one of the Crystal Gems and watch as she instinctively bows down and begins sucking on her cock. I want Jasper to throatfuck her mercilessly and for the poor, pathetic Crystal Gem to become so turned on she begins masturbating. I want the Crystal Gem to have an orgasm so powerful that she poofs, and Jasper grabs her gem. I want Jasper to give the other Crystal Gem a petrifying sadistic look, then slowly turn around and place the poofed gem between her buttcheeks, squeezing them together until she shatters. I want the remaining Crystal Gem to give in completely, fall to the ground and begin moaning and rubby her pussy almost desperately, while Jasper merely watches and strokes her cock, teasing the Gem, satisfied in knowing that she is so perfect the Gem has abandoned all notions of survival and has given in to her sexual desire, knowing full well what will come next. I want the Crystal Gem to let out an ear-splitting moan as she poofs. Finally, I want Jasper to crush her under her foot unceremoniously, then laugh ecstatically because of how she glad she is to be alive, perfect and to so many Crystal Gems to take down before the day is over.

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>>7520784

>>7520784
Jasper didn't defeat any gems on her birth.

What actually happened was she woke up while the kindergarten was awakening, while the CGs had a hard time dealing with the Jaspers because they can be quite difficult they were eventually overpowered by not only superior numbers, but superior fusions.
This is where he hatred for fusion forms, she saw her comrades being destroyed by a actually clever teamwork strategy.

Jasper had to run with her tail between her legs dodging every threat of damage or otherwise she wouldn't have made it.

The only reason she got promoted was because she survived the whole ordeal while also being a perfect quartz, this was all before she realized what happened that day.

>>7520784
The well has been poisoned.
I mean, I'me the writefriend that wrote Semen Cumiverse: The Galaxy's Cumdump, but this...
This is brutality.

>tfw there's only one girl in SU who's genuinely adorable and both the crew and the fandom hate her

Why can't I just get my cutie-patootie fix?

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Shitposter-kun is rampant on /co/ and periredditors keep taking the bait

Anyway, wow. That one German site leaked the title of The New Crystal Gems incredibly early. I don't have the URL on me, but it's a site to keep an eye on. Now, can we expect "The War" to been an actual upcoming episode too?

>>7520939
>He thinks title dropping early is a big thing
We had that Pearl cake leak for nearly 5 months before the episode even came out i don't even know how it happened.

>>7520996
It's a big thing because I want my war goddamit

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Some of you guys are alight.
Don't to go the /co/ thread tomorrow night.

>>7521003
Me too. It means Jasper is coming back

>>7521011
I don't go to /co/, thanks though.

>>7520965
Jasper Fusions are so cute. Even though it's fanart, I'm glad she's found someone who will stay <3.
Garnet shouldn't have teased poor Jasper like that. Insulting her for being single.

>>7520916
Who are you talking about?

There are more than one

>>7521035
some characters have brief moments of cute but they aren't adorable by nature.

Connie is the only one who comes close on a usual basis and even then she's got that huge fucking nose.

If we got more of 90's amethyst, maybe we'd get more cute going around, but otherwise... eh...

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>>7516466
UNSPEAKABLE, EVIL THINGS

now pretend i can do the spoiler image
instead of just showing outright a mspaint doodle of pearl doing taxes.

>>7521067
So which one were you talking about?

Also did you forget Sadie?

>>7521117
(He might think Sadie isn't cute.)

>>7521117
Sadie isn't cute, but she had a cute dynamic with steven back when we thought he was 8. Now it's kind of weird since we know they have the same age gap as wendy and dipper.

Good god steven is immature. How the fuck did he end up like that?

>>7521163
Rose Quartz is wide-eyed and euphoric over having finally gotten her biggest wish--becoming human.

>>7521163
How does the age gap make it weird? Steven isn't in love with Sadie

>>7521191
Do you remember the island anon? Do you remember them holding each other while they slept?

He's not a little boy she's taking care of in that scene, he's a teenager

>>7521229
That scene was really innocent anon

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Where can I watch the VA livestream from yesterday?

>>7521229
Did you read Semen Cumminverse? Was that any more uncanny?

Holy shit, I just had a theory for the first time in forever:

The gems are personally responsible for steven's inability to age! Because they keep treating him like an 8-year old, don't make him go to school and don't even expect him to grow up he never emotionally matured. That's why he's still identical to how he was the day he moved in

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>>7521362
here's a theory for ya: you're gay

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Post animatics
https://youtu.be/a024XcgmimY

>>7521362
That's probably true.
Are Gems' state of being linked to their emotions? Because if so, your theory could be true

>>7521418
what u cunt

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I want to die

>>7521501
join the club

>>7521487
I said post animatics

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>>7521501

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>>7521558

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>>7521577

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https://discord.gg/nmj9fzX
Link to the peridot server

>>7521418
>"talk to boys"
>shows a Jasper
Rood. Shipping shit song choice by Korean, looks nice though-
https://mobile.twitter.com/akswbsla/status/802848748606885888/video/1

i want to hear lapis say "liberalism is a disease and the only cure is euthanasia"

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>>7519490
Becky is beautiful the way she is, what matter is that she is comfortable with herself and happy!!!!!!
>>7519586
Absolutely not!!! I would never bully or demean Sucrose, she deserves only happy times and kindness!

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>>7519612
Please don't spread rumors about Rebecca. It might really hurt her feelings when she reads things like this. Be nice instead please!

>>7521917
http://islapidotaweapon.tumblr.com/post/155533451200/the-su-fandom-the-night-the-steven-bomb-dropped

What would happen if your least favorite Gem was replaced by Goblez from Final Fantasy 4?

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I'M A GEM FLYIN' THROUGH SPACE MOTHERFUCKERS

>>7521972
Jesus, did you make that mod? Cuz that is hella good.

for all you good artists. Does gesture drawing help a lot?

Why are the episodes being played out of order.

>>7522202
Because they're not

>>7522067
hey mighty Max

njk
ihgger

>>7522217
But they are, they just ran that will be all and are now playing the zoo

>>7522266
It's just a rerun to pad out the time slot.

>>7521908
people aren't trying to bully her, I think we can all agree that we're just worried about her

>>7522282
Then play an episode that doesn't make it so fuckin awkward

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Brother, may I have some oats?

>>7522373
go back to ifunny

>>7522373
You could have at least tried to make it SU related.

>>7522377
What's ifunny?

>The Rubies fall to Earth and (conveniently) land around Beach City
>Lapis and Peridot notice this and try to gather them up, but happen to cause damage around the town while doing so
>Connie is in Beach City also chasing down the Rubies, but thinks Lapis and Peridot are also threats
>they compete to see who can get the most Rubies, each of them getting two.
>when they're all looking for the final Ruby that would break the tie, the Ruby (probably Eyeball or Doc) calls for them to assemble, and they fuse into the Mega Ruby.
>Connie, Lapis, and Peridot have to team up to defeat her. Afterwards, Connie learns that Peri and Lapis are friends with Steven and on the same side as her, and they have a laugh among a mildly wrecked street in Beach City.
>The Rubies either escape, are poofed, or contained. If it's the former, they're the ones who end up spilling the beans about the Crystal Gem's existence to the Diamonds when they arrive back on Earth.

would you be satisfied, /sug/?

>>7522389
This board is called off-topic, so no.

>>7522433
Drink bleach

>>7522389
>>7522433
Actually, Slimmer, this board is called /trash/.

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Sound fag check in in. Hope everyone's having a jamming night. Check out my new track

https://soundcloud.com/erbsnspices/never-be-ready

Next song I'm working on samples "Lions Mane".

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>>7516052

>>7522556
Stevonnie is disgusting and a terrible character

>>7522404
Not really but again this show has been neglecting my desires from the start and im still here

>>7522404
It's good, but it's missing a scene where Eyeball gets Steven pregnant.

Would it make Peridot uncomfortable if I rubbed my flaccid cock on her gem?

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>>7522598
c-clod

>>7522598
She has a visor, so no.

>>7522644
Its ok though, Id do it when she's asleep

>>7522647
Even better, if it leaves smudges

>>7522404
THIS IS IRRELEVANT IF IT DOES NOT LEAD TO JASPERS RETURN

>>7522586
no u

>>7522550
this is my kind of music, very soft and very nice
The static is a bit 'eh' but thats just me

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ehnZNaNow4

DED

>>7523401
REALLY DED

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Darn, I stopped by too late, didn't I? Hope everyone's having a nice evening..

I guess I'm the only one left here. I just wanted to say that I don't hate any of the gems.

>>7523628
>He took my request for a chubby Pearl

Absolutely based, thank you.

For five months I was craving a job. Now I've got one and I just want more free time to screw around and read

funny how life works

>>7523629
I lied. I hate Jasper.

>>7523729
You're not me, shush. I like all the gems. Even Jasper

>>7523700
You're welcome! Even a small amount of chub concerns Pearl.

>>7523798
After being a stick for 5000 years, she needed a little improvement in her figure

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I want this pairing.

Imagine Steven's Blues Brother.

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>>7524043
there should be more content

>>7524043
would it be Hagrid Universe or Rubeus Universe?

>>7524075
Blue Diamond for Miss Universe the Second. She deserves it. And so does my dick

>>7524086
Antaeus Universe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xTxXzYpV6oQ

>>7524086
neither. Grawp Universe is steven's mentally retarded giant brother

>>7524167
Hey, he's just exhausted. Imagine that giant gem being carried around by a human-sized person.

>>7524181
I just looked at >>7524043 and saw that her gem is about the size of Greg's entire torso. I'm now imagining him being just a head, arms and legs sticking out of Blue Diamond's gem.

>>7524234
Yeah, but Greg is kinda squat.

>>7522550
This is pretty chill, good work.

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>>7523863
Here's something a little extra. I'll put this in a new thread too.

>>7524566
nice! also most ppl are on /co/ rn which is why things are slow here

>>7524566
I wonder how Yellow Diamond would feel about her Pearl getting fat and ungraceful.

>>7524616
Oh, that may explain it. I'm more open to /trash/.

New thread:
>>7524764

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>>7515754
WELL IT WAS THIRD DEGREE BURNS