ITT: Pokemon are real. Should N and Gladion get some therap

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>>7505479
I'm not going to answer this for fear of suprise lightning.

>>7505479
yes

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>>7505479
As someone who had a session today, yes, I got to cuddle a Goodrra and talk about my purrroblems, feel much betterrrrr now.

Still need to fill the hole in my heart, but at least it's not hurrrrtin so much anymorrrrre.

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>>7505479
I don't know them very well.
>>7505495
No it would pass through the metal and straight into your heart.
Really you should avoid fighting Zekrom if you don't understand electricity.

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>>7505479
Do I know these men?
I believe not we have met.
So I cannot say.
>>7505475
Is there anything else
You may require this hour?
I may soon take leave.

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>>7505575
Is that thing you do with your Rs... normal?

>>7505479
They ah... they might benefit from it, yes. But then again, so might most people and Pokemon...

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>>7505479
Yes.

>>7505575
>I got to cuddle a Goodrra
That can not be possibly healthy

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>>7505614
He purrs now, don't you think its cute?

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>>7505614
...
No, it's a speech defect that I somehow picked up in my typing.
I gave up trrying to stop it.

(AND IT'S AFFECTING ME OOC TOO SEND HELP)

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>>7505658
It makes you sound more... relaxed. It's kind of contagious, actually... the relaxation, not the speech defect.

>>7505657
Yeah, it is kinda cute.

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>>7505479
..... perha-
>>7505575
Nevermind. I do not recall our therapist using Goodras, but if this is the case then I most definitely do not want to participate.

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>>7505656
You do rrrrealize Goodrrra don't just purrroduce lewdslime, rrrright? They have otherrrr pherrrrrrrromones, and lewdslime only worrrks if it's ingested, if you rrrecall.

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>>7505600
Ah, no. All is fine.
You may be off when you wish. Thank you very much for these.

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>>7505577
Honestly I wanna avoid being around Zekrom in general, dude's spooky and smells like ozone.

Now I'm just thinking about electric attackers in general, and how to keep from getting myself fried.

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>>7505683
I'm sure there are therapists that don't use Goodras. After all, it wouldn't make sense for all therapy sessions to involve Goodras if a significant portion of the userbase don't like the idea of cuddling up to one.

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>>7505701
I've got a hint for you: Don't attack Unit Two.
Well, don't attack any of them but mainly him.

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>>7505695
I am wary of anything produced by a Goodra.

>>7505701
Nothing wrong about the smell of ozone, you get used to it.

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>>7505699
>Froslass bows and wanders off, twirling the Doublade like some sort of Midwestern cowboy with pistols

>>7505773
Goodra lewdslime is only produced by their genitals
So as long as you don't go sucking off any Goodra you will be fine

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>>7505773
Why does everyone act like we are dangerous?
The only answer I can think of is ignorance. "Lewdslime" needs to be ingested, and it's effects are temporary. So, you would have to suck on a Goodra's nethers to be infected. Plus, our natural bodily slime is harmless.

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>>7505729
Wasn't planning on it, don't worry.

>>7505773
..I mean..you have a magneton.
You kinda have to get used to it.

>Live in Unova
>People running shows about Goodras now
>People arguing over if they're safe to have and stuff
Can't wait for goodras to be fucking executed in the streets
god im packing my bags and leaving this shithole

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>>7505859
Unless you really REALLY like snow, I don't recommend any part of sinnoh that isn't the southern coast.

>>7505859
>not wanting to cuddle a cute slimey goodra

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>>7505724
Plasma only had one therapist for human use. Considering Emrys mentioned a Goodra it is fair to assume that he was somehow replaced.
>>7505831
It's not that you're dangerous - I just have yet to meet one that hasn't insisted on touching me, despite my protests.
>>7505883
>Cuddle
>Slimey
I most definitely do not wish to cuddle one.

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>>7505836
If you're worried about electric types, get some ground Pokemon.
Or go live in a desert, electric types hate deserts.
Or you could be boring and wear rubber clothes or something, but who would do that?

>>7505881
Yeah I'll avoid it.
>>7505883
Don't bitch at me dude, bitch at the politicians who
Uh-
They're talking about taking them away from trainers because they're dangerous... Apparently its being made into a crime to have one

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I am Tree

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hello is there someone there i'm lost and i canfind my way home, mama must worried sick because of me

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>>7505951
Do you know where you are, little one?

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>>7505908
...Except... all Pokemon are dangerous.

We shoot laser beams and arcs of electricity and flamethrowers and freeze rays and have strong muscles and sharp claws and teeth and noxious toxins.

Why single out just Goodra?

>>7505965
Look I don't know. I just saw a swat team storm a fucking pokemon daycare
I hate Unova

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>>7505961
i don't know i'm at a dark place and it's scary
i was playing near home when suddendly i felt a sharp pain in my head i passed out, i woke up and then i think i'm on some sort of cave

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>>7505900
Yeah, uh, I think I'm gonna stick with just Spades for a while. Good ideas though.

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>>7505997
A bit difficult. Do you know what region you live in?
Can you see outside of the cave?

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>>7505801
>>7505831
You speak as if their other slims didn't have mild narcotic components as well.

>>7505836
Got me there.

>>7505987
Was that daycare in either near Pinwheel Forest or Route 16? Because if yes that daycare had it coming.

>>7506015
Yeah. I'm watching and they just
loaded like six goodra into a van
aaaaand theyre gone

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>>7505479
Who?
>>7505897
So you don't like
To be cuddled so closely
They're all you smell?

Kinda disappointed, cutie.

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>>7506014
i'm from sinnoh, but i have no idea where i am my head still hurts but i'll go take a look around but i think i can see some light,
i think i was kidnapped by someone

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>>7506015
Am I a bad pokemon because If I wanted to I could get somebody high?

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>>7506063
Those two particular day cares where convicted of reckless use of an about to be banned fertility boosting pharmaceutical, made even more unsafe with lewdslime and some other junk that should not be at all legal.

>>7506015
>>7505965
>Goodras are dangerous!
>Their slime will hurt you!
No. We aren't dangerous, narcotic chemical slugs.
My bodily slime has nothing dangerous in it. You can chug gallons of it and there is no damn effect.
I'm sick of being seen as a living biohazard or rapist, and I'm sure other Goodras feel the same way.
-Goodra

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>>7506085
Please be careful, small one.
If you feel unsafe stay somewhere safe. I will head to check a few of the nearby caves.
Tell me if you see snow. Or a Mismagius.

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>>7506063
...Why were there six goodra there...? That... that's a lot...

>>7506085
...That's not good. ...Have you tried contacting the authorities? Because you seem to at least have access to the internet...

>>7506091
Am I a bad pokemon because I can cause seizures and blast a hole in a wall?

Besides, they're dragon types. Not poison types. You'd think they'd have poison in them if any of their slime had any affect on anyone whatsoever other than being a bit sticky.

>>7506097
Arceus. I just saw some guy chasing after the car on a Hydriegon.
IT
FUCKING
HYPER BEAMED THE CAR
WHAT THE FUCKL
>>7506116
I DONT KNOW THERES GORE AND SLIME EVERYWHERE
ARCEUS I NEED TO CALL THE POLICE fuck
fuck fuck

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>>7506001
Well, I tried to help.
Good luck with whatever Spades is. I'm going to assume it's your bat.
At the very least make sure it's insulated.

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>>7506116
I thought pikachu caused the seizures though.

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>>7506109
thank you miss, i'll go take a look, but i i'll go look for a landmark and see hide myself there so i'll tell you later
>>7506116
i tried but they don't seem to be able to help me

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>>7506133
I thought the car WAS the police. Or a swat team, or something.

Fucking hell.

>>7506133
he saw me
he saw me he s
>>7506163
--------------readout empty----------

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>>7506160
I understand, I'll be waiting.

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>>7506140
He's my Roggenrola.

And I've got a wooden bat too, so, should be fine for a bit.

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>>7506167
Panic!

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>>7506157
...

...I just came out of a serious hardware and software crash that destroyed 83.6% of my memories and necessitated the installation of a new data drive, merely hours ago. Give me a break.

>>7506160
>>7506167
...Neither of those are good. At all.

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>>7506160
Help yourself.
Walk into the snow.
A tough little bug like you will get to the nearest town in no time~!

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>>7506213
Or, better yet, don't. Or at the very least, don't if there is snow. Not safe.

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>>7506069
>Cutie
Ugh.
I have no desire to be cuddled by anyone barring one exception, and unless Gladion has something he wants to tell me that exception will never be a Goodra.

>>7506242
...What about a soft, fluffy Pokemon like a Skitty or Rockruff?

>>7506242
>Goodras being captured and slaughtered right now in Unova
>Plasma is sitting on it's ass.
>While it's leader cuddles with his boyfriend.
Pokemon rights. Way to go.

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>>7506235
He'll be fine.
He has a tough carapace, this will be no big deal for him.
Unless he's weak~
In which case he'll freeze to death in whatever cave he's hiding in anyway.

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>>7506268
Still a no.
>>7506271
Apparently you don't pay attention to your local events, because I actually did deploy Plasma.
I'm sorry they aren't visible enough for you, or perhaps you simply didn't notice because you were busy sticking your nose where it didn't belong.

>>7506318
You mean, the ten or so members?
Yeah, I saw. They sure did a lot.
Brb, more people trying to kill the Goodra I live with.

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>>7506186
i found i wierd rock, that looks like a persian, i'll hide behind it
>>7506213
>>7506293
i don't think i'm very strong, i've been called a wimp from my friends at home, so i don't think i'm tough miss

>>7506318
All I see is some fuckhead running around with a Hydriegon blasting people with lasers.
Get your ass down on the ground, loser.

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>>7506348
You mean, the normal looking people swarming those trying to kill goodra?
Plasma stopped wearing uniforms, anon.

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>>7506357
A statue?
Did you see any signs that might indicate a town or route?

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>>7506348
>>7506361
Again, I'm sorry they aren't visible enough for you two.
Plasma doesn't wear uniforms anymore due to legal issues, and I doubt you pay attention well enough to know what the Shadow Triad looks like.
Keep your nose in your own business, I have Genesect Units to command and you're distracting.

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>>7506318
All right, just checking.

...

So ah... I was wondering. I ah... I woke up on this frigate, right? I know most of my memories are gone, but... if I woke up here, uh... was I a Team Plasma pokemon...?

>>7506361
...Isn't the Hydreigon guy the one that killed those Goodra that were in the car? I don't think that's Team Plasma.

>>7506390
Bite me. I need to go protect my neighbor.
>>7506395
He isn't. He's fucking blasting holes in buildings.

>>7506375
>>7506390
I know they don't wear uniforms.
Who do you think I was referring to?
The ten members in my town that aren't doing much to help.
Sorry I'm a bit cranky. People are trying to kill my friend.

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>>7506242
Aww, that's a shame.
I can find a ditto easily.
You'd be easy.

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>>7506384
sorry that's all i can see so far-oh no gotta hide there is some sounds of something coming this way, i'll hide myself under that rock, so be careful who ever kidanpped me is still here

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>>7506357
Well then your best bet really is walking out there.
At least someone will find you that way~
>>7506453
You'll never be anything more than a wimp behaving that way.
Face your attacker.
Either way you're dead, might as well take them with you.

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>>7506453
I'll get to looking. If you see me don't hesitate to call out.
I can defend myself well.

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>>7506408
Yes, I'm sure you'll do a much better job than the Shadow Triad members.
Next time stop bothering me and they'll get there quicker.
>>7506417
You must live in a small town if there's only ten.
I suppose Unit Five can take care of the problem, if you tell me which town you're in.
>>7506441
NO. I swear to Arceus if I see one more copycat....

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>>7506535
>UNIT FIVE: AWAITING COMMAND

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>>7506570
I dunno why but I just find Genesects creepy for some reason.

>>7506535
>>7506527
Accumula town.

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>>7506490
but mama said that i shouldn't resort to violence, she said that she would go to her if someone is bullying me
>>7506527
thank you miss, i'm going to be looking for you wilhe i'm hiding, i'll start shaking and throwing sand everywhere if i see you

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>>7506570
Find >>7506639 and help out with the anti goodra problem.

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>>7506660
..- -. -.. . .-. ... - --- --- -..
>>7506639
>UNIT FIVE: HEAD TO POSITION

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>>7506648
How do you know it isn't that Mismagius?
Or a potential friend~?
She'll never know she's close enough to find you if you hide.

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IS IT SAFE YE-

WOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

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>>7506648
Ah, I see a few pokemon searching around ruins.
I think this may be where you are?

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>>7506648
Hey little dude, if you dig a little way underground you won't be as cold and your attacker won't be able to find you.

It'll make it harder for Mismagius to find you too but honestly I think your best bet right now is to stay out of sight for a while.

Absolutely don't listen to >>7506688.

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>>7506695
>eating popcorn

.... want some?

>>7506687
Oh good.
You finally arrived.
Do me a favor and get rid of the people trying to gut my friend.
>There is a large cluster of humans around a locked building, screaming "death to Goodras", and similar phrases

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>>7506746
I WOULD IF I COULD EAT

THANK YOU FOR THE OFFER THOUGH

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>>7506535
Well maybe I'll~
Just bring out a Zoroark.
Not a copycat.

More of a copyfox, wouldn't you say?

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>>7506687
Unit Five, use the stun protocol to clear out the humans around the locked building.
>>7506809
W h y.
I'm not that attractive.
Go find an actual human.

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>>7506706
i think so the cave has some old statues like the one i'm hiding near
>>7506688
they just passed through it, and i heard them yelling "it ran away, where is it" they seem scary tough, but i'm good at hiding so they didn't see me
>>7506707
i dug i small hole under the the just under the statue and only my eyes are out and yes it is, very cold here

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>>7506773
>>7506826
>UNIT FIVE: STUN PROTOCOL INITIATED
>UNIT FIVE: STUN HUMANS

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>>7506843
Then obviously you can't trust anyone.
How do you know Mismagius isn't one of them?
She's a witch.
Skorupi parts can be used in a wide number of spells.
I'd change my hiding spot if I were you~

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>>7506870
LISTEN CATBOY ( ? )

QUIT TRYING TO GET THE KID KILLED

WHO EVEN DOES THAT

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>>7506855
You should probably train more!

>>7506855
rip cute bugbot

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>>7506870
I swear if you say one more word I will personally come out of whatever internet-capable device you are using to access this website and slap you across the face.

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>>7506870
b-but, s-she seemed nice, s-she wouldn't hurt me, r-right?
it's true that? that skorupi parts are used to spells
i want mama
>panicking and almost crying

>>7506926
>throws brick at

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>>7506926
He's lying, little one. Do not trust him. The witchy woman is a nice lady and is coming to rescue you.

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>>7506926
>b-but, s-she seemed nice, s-she wouldn't hurt me, r-right?
He's trying to trick you, don't listen to him.
Everything's gonna be alright if you just stay hidden, trust me.

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>>7506926
HEY HEY KID YOURE FINE MAGIUS IS A FRIEND

SKORUPI PARTS ARE ENTIRELY NONMAGICAL ALSO

>>7506855
...
Do you have a back up unit?

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>>7506893
>>7506922
Try me. I bet you won't~
>>7506926
Of course she will!
Not only is she a witch...
But she's a ghost.
A witch ghost?
That's a bad combination.
They didn't pass on for a reason~

>>7506926
Run nigga run, she is going to cut off your tail and use it to make artificial lewdslime

>>7506987
>throws brick at

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>>7506987
Why do you need skorupi parts for?

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>>7506910
>>7506915
>>7506981
>CANNON SYSTEMS: OVERHEATING
>SHUT DOWN: CANNON
>AWAITING NEXT COMMAND

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>>7506964
YO

TAGTEAM HYPERBEAM ?

THIS DUDE ( ETTE ? ) IS CRUISING FOR A BRUISING

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>>7506987
OKAY THAT IS IT I'M COMING OVER THERE

>Searching for IP address
>Found IP address at [redacted]
>Initiating cyberspace surfing protocol
>Initiating bitchslap.exe

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>>7506969
>>7506964
>>7506980
is it true? the mister seem to seems to be pretty scary but how will i know if you are telling the truth?
>>7506987
well, i heard that witches are scary, but i heard some ghosts are too, but i don't know
>>7506996
lewdslime? what is lewd? i know what slime is but what is the other thing
>>7506951
>the brick doesn't hit but it does startle him and make him hide even more

>>7507043
>throw brick at

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>>7506998
>>7507054
>At what?
>By all means this looks like a normal room, filled with stuffed animals and collectibles!
>He's either not here or hidden very well
>>7507022
Skorupi parts can make some potent poisons!
Trust me, being stabbed with a poisoned knife isn't fun.

>>7507061
>throw brick at fox plush

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>>7507061
>PLOP IN

.
..
...

I SENSE FUCKERY

>throw brick at everyone in thread

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>>7507022
.... I know not of other witches, but I find the parts of Skorupi helpful for toxic recipes and love potions.

>>7507053
...That's a better idea actually.

>>7507061
>...You'd think that a Porygon who just came out of the device that was being used to make those posts- say, the phone, or Pokegear, or C-Gear, assuming it's something that can be hidden easily- would know where the phone is, and thus, where the guy using the phone is

>Initiate HyperBeam.tm

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>>7507102
Forgot image

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>>7507061
>>7507095
couldn't you just ask nicely for that part then?

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>>7507102
>RUN HYPER_BEAM.EXE

>AND SWEEP THE ROOM WITH IT

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>>7507059
I just want you to stay safe, clearly Mismagius isn't with those scary guys that ran past you earlier or this weirdo that keeps giving you bad advice.
If you really don't want to trust me or Mismagius just avoid everyone and try to make your own way back when it's not so cold.

>>7507043
Can you, like, not mope around?
The anti-goodra humans are still here.

>>7507059
Do you want to keep your tail or not? because if you keep standing around she is going to cut it off and suck your insides out
RUN

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>>7507143
You can't run from me bitch!

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>>7507060
>UNIT FIVE: DAMAGE REPORT.: RIGHT VISUAL SENSOR DAMAGED.
>>7507126
>UNIT FIVE: AWAITING COMMAND.

>>7507162
Jokes on you, you cant kill me, I am already dead

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>>7507102
Let's make it a 3v1 because that guy gives me some serious bad vibes
>Hal sent off

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>>7507123
>>7507143
>is unsure of what to do and starts sobbing
i don't know what to do im' scared and now i can't stop crying, i want my mama

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>>7507073
>You missed!
>Rest in peace, madoka figurine!
>>7507102
>He has a desktop!
>There's like 50 plushies on here!
>You hit two of them, neither of them were him
>He uses Focus Blast!
252 SpA Choice Specs [REDACTED] Focus Blast vs. 80 HP / 0 SpD Porygon-Z: 470-554 (141.9 - 167.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>>7507121
>You missed and shot out the window!
>Evens the police come to investigate!

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>>7507181
...

Switching to ShadowBall.tm

>All these porygons zipping around everywhere
uuuuuuuughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>7507200
>critfail

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>>7507200
>ARRIVED AT DESTINATION
>HOSTILE TAKEDOWN PROTOCOLS INITIALIZED
>Hal used Thunder Wave

>>7507220
(Zeroes are evens in thread dude. They get counted as a 10)

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>>7507200
>critfail
>Focus Blast misses and handily gives away the source of the move
There he is! Get him!

>>7507199
RUN, BEFORE SHE EATS YOUR VERY SOUL.
DO YOU WANT TO DIE

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>>7507234
(Motherfucking Arceus here, zeroes are evens. Take the OHKO like a man)

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>>7507230
>>7507234
(...Oh. Gah.

Ignore me I'm stupid)

>Ded poreh

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>>7507200
FUGGIN

>RUN HYPER_BEAM.EXE

>SWEEP ROOM AGAIN

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>>7507199
aww now do not start crying!
>not know what to do intensifies

>>7507200
wait a minute.... I think i know that move....

From somewhere...

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>>750722
>>7507255
>Lillie reaches into her bag.
>Evens the Porygons are turned off. Odds a Win 10 update pops up.

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>>7507255
>BLEW UP THE FUCKING FUSEBOX

>PLAY SCREAMING_INTERNALLY.FLAC

>FUCK OFF INTO THE NIGHT

>>7507275
EW EW EW EW EW GET THAT SHIT OUTTA HERE

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>>7507229
>Missed!
>>7507255
>Crit fail, police show up!
>He uses Focus Blast!
252 SpA Choice Specs {REDACTED} Focus Blast vs. 80 HP / 0 SpD Porygon-Z: 470-554 (141.9 - 167.3%) -- guaranteed OHKO

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>>7507243
b-but... i can't stop shaking i-i'm can't move
i'm so scared i can't move
>>7507270
i-''ll try
>tries to stop crying
>even stop crying
>odds keep crying

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>>7507305
>Zeta would do something but is currently laying on the ground twitching.

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>>7507253
>SWITCH PROTOCOLS
>EXTRACTION PROTOCOLS INITIALIZED
>Hal carries Dedsec away to the frigate, specifically at a laptop some grunt left on in a break room

>>7507178
Just, uh...Can you clear an opening for us to get out?

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>>7507305
>ZIP ZOOM SCOOTS IS FUCKING GONZO CAT ( WO ? ) MAN SORRY

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>>7507317
Calm down, please!
You've got to be brave man, you'll be safe soon.

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>>7507326
>Wrong Porygon. Zeta is the one that's KOed, Dedsec is still up

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>>7507305
......
>squinting

I know this move.... Do i know you?

>>7507317
uuh do you want to go to McGhetsis and get a milkshake? would that cheer you up?

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>>7507333
Hold on, I'll get you back up.
>Message Dave!

>>7507317
RUN.
STOP YOUR CRYING AND RUN LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDS ON IT BECAUSE IT FUCKING DOES
RUN SCORP RUN

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>>7507333
.-- .... . .-. . / ... .... --- ..- .-.. -.. / .. / -.-. .-.. . .- .-.
>>7507363
>UNIT FIVE: QUESTION USEFULNESS
>UNIT FIVE: QUESTION PURPOSE
>google search: depression

>>7507386
>throw brick at

>>7507405
>brick gets thrown back

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>>7507357
(Oops, extracted Zeta then)

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>>7507362
I've never seen you before in my life. I don't think you do.
>>7507317
Run! They won't be able to see you in the snow storm!
Do it for your tail!

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>>7507420
>Psychic the brick
>Evens: It hits the horribly inadequate robot
>Odds: The anon that threw it first

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>>7507427
>Zeta lays collapsed on said desk.

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>>7507386
dude he already told you to stun people
that command should still be in effect even if you missed
>>7507363
aight
flying over
be there in like
idk
ten?

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>>7507349
i'm trying but i can't stop crying
>>7507362
what mcghetsis? i only go out when mama says i can, so maybe if she know where it is, maybe i can ask her
>>7507385
>>7507431
there are multiple statues here so she doesn't know which one i'm at but if i see her i'll see what i will do

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>>7507442
>UNIT FIVE: LEFT VISUAL SENSOR DAMAGED.
>UNIT FIVE: SIT IN GRASS
>google search: inferiority complex
>>7507456
>UNIT FIVE: TRY AGAIN
>UNIT FIVE: STUN

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>>7507451
>BWOMP

>A WILD DEDSEC HAS APPEARED

LIVE DAMN YOU

L I V E

>RUN DISCHARGE.EXE

>ATTEMPT TO JUMPSTART FALLEN COMRADE

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>>7507386
You know, sometimes I kind of miss the old murderous psycho version of Unit Five. We've got enough depressive sadsacks in the area already.

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>>7507431
>squints harder.
>....

Ok then! You just reminded me of a pokemon that killed one of my friends once... Sorry for the mix up!

>>7507463
Yeah! mom could come to!

>>7507456
>>7507467
It's, uh, the locked building.
With the humans gathered around it.
This town is small as hell, so it should be easy to find.

hey, anon here that accidentally killed their pokeself
it seems like I managed to avoid getting caught by anyone, I buried the bulbasaur in petalburg woods and cleaned the blood off my living room floor so I think I dodged a bullet

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>>7507478
>Somehow, the ability for the move Discharge to work as a healing move that would revive a fainted Pokemon is dubious.
>...Evens, Zeta is revived with 1 HP
>Odds, some part of Zeta is now short-circuited.

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>>7507516
>UNIT FIVE: STOP MISSING
>UNIT FIVE: STUN HUMANS

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>>7507525
It better not be the storage drive again.

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>>7507525
.
..
...

MOTHER FUCKER THAT ALWAYS WORKS ON ME WHAT THE HELL

ARGH

>ATTEMPT TO THROW ARMS USED AS SHOCK PADDLES

>FAIL

>GO SULK OVER IN THE CORNER

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>>7507525
>>7507586
>reach into bag
>Evens a revive appears. Odds an expired coupon for a free revive appears

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>>7507518
Why would you not eat it? Bulbasaur is pretty good....

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>>7507525
>>7507565
>Good news: It wasn't the storage drive.
>Bad news: It was one of Zeta's cameras. He's now half blind.

>>7507608
Grooaaannn.... what happened...?

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>>7507463
It's alright, just don't do anything dangerous ok?
You're already being braver than most Sandshrews, maybe even braver than me.

>>7507489
>You know, sometimes I kind of miss the old murderous psycho version of Unit Five.
I absolutely do not. Depressed Unit 5 isn't an improvement but at least he's not trying to kill me for no reason.

>>7507495
>Ok then! You just reminded me of a pokemon that killed one of my friends once... Sorry for the mix up!
The more I learn about your story the sadder it becomes.
Seriously, you're getting a hug if I'm ever in the area.

>>7507526
Well...That worked.
Thanks.
Are they all gone?

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>>7507463
If you see her either run, push the statue on her, or dig away!
>>7507495
I'm a cosplay enthusiast!
I get that a lot.
>Works on fixing his room and all the destroyed plushes
At least my nendroids are okay~

>>7507617
I am not some savage that just eats everything I find.
And besides even if I did, it was a pokemon version of myself, that would be messed up to do

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>>7507660
.. / - .... .. -. -.- / ... ---
>UNIT FIVE: SIT IN THE GRASS
>UNIT FIVE: WAIT FOR PICKUP

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>>7507489
Hey, I'm getting help!

>>7507711
...We didn't get him?

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>>7507747
Gah, forgot pic

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>>7507624
oh yeah! I love hugs! You are super cool!
>excitement

>>7507711
Yeah we should go to McGhetsis' some time?

>>7507717
.....Would you eat it if you were starving to death?

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>>7507624
thank you mister,, no one ever called me brave before, they would either call me a coward, wimp, and things like that
>>7507711
but if if push the statue on her wouldn't it hurt?

>>7507711
>There is a pipebomb hidden under one of the plushies
>Roll for fusetime: Singles = how many turns until it blows Doubles = You're a lucky bastard charlie brown

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>>7507622
Ah hell, at least that part is easier to replace than the drive. You don't even have to shut down completely, just turn off the pain algorithms.

>>7507773
>throws brick at

>>7507800
...Pain algorithms...? I... all right...

>Zeta turned off his pain algorithms

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>>7507773
Are we going somewhere?

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>>7507793
Kiddo we're getting a little overzealous with the bombs here.
>Poof pipebomb away.
At least I have a new cigar.

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>>7507793
>Damnit

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>>7507825
...Okay, that's it, I've forgotten too many pics for the night.

Good night everyone.

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>>7507825
Not now though, I don't have spare cameras on hand. Maybe Colress does and can do the installation, otherwise, wait until tomorrow morning.

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>>7507826
Oh great timing! My trainer has not got back yet and i was getting hungry... Want to grab a bite to eat?!

>>7507803
>brick plops in front of...

oh? What kind of stone is this? A rock stone?

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>>7507747
>>7507758
No, but you took out all of my commissioned plushies!
Might as well have hit me for how much that hurts.
>>7507773
I'm flattered.
Which town?
>>7507790
Yes, but she might get your tail!
It's her or you, but I understand if you don't want to push it onto her!
Make sure you either run or dig very fast~

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>>7507724
>A Goodra and a bleeding emolga walk out of the building.
Thank you.
I might need medical aid-
>Collapses

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>>7507831
>Spoon: meet god
>Evens: Flung into face
>Odds: Wide by a mile

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>>7507875
Sure.
That sounds nice.
Any places in mind?

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>>7507877
m-maybe i'll do that m-maybe i won't

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>>7507773
...You don't get many hugs when you have sharp claws like me, sadly. It's one of the reasons I miss being a Sandshrew.

>>7507790
No problem. Remember that being brave isn't about not being scared, everyone gets scared. It's about being strong enough to remain calm in the face of fear.

>>7507875
>oh? What kind of stone is this? A rock stone?
Close enough. Humans build their houses and stuff with them.

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>>7507882
>UNIT FIVE: OH I'M NOT PROGRAMMED FOR THIS
>UNIT FIVE: SET SIGNAL BEAM TO LOW POWER
>UNIT FIVE: ATTEMPT TO CAUTERIZE LARGER WOUNDS

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>>7507898
See kiddo, this is why you don't prank a prankster.
>Empty a entire cafeteria worth of spoons directly into the anus.

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>>7507877
In Fuchsia City! I feel bad for accusing you of things...

>>7507918
Just down to the local McGhetsis! I have been craving some french fries for some reason...

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>>7507941
>Poof
>Note: "Thanks for the spoons nerd"

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>>7507922
>Emolga isn't dying anymore
>But is still lying in a puddle of blood
Sweet Arceus! That hurts!

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>>7507745
And I'm really glad of that. One less to take care of when I get my ass over here and bitchslap everyone until the moping stops.

>>7507882
Well, this is an interesting development. Now someone please get the ambu...

>>7507922
Well, that works. But they still need medical attention.

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>>7507921
Oh that is an odd use for a stone....

>buries the rock stone.

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>>7507898
>slaps alakazam's now spoony ass for being a dumbass

This is a public service announcement:
DO NOT TRUST ANY CAT EARED WEIRDOS ON THE INTERNET

Also brush your teeth.

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>>7507962
>French fry craving
Don't we all.

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>>7508013
Hey buddy
Fuck you

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>>7507983
>UNIT FIVE: DID A GOOD
>UNIT FIVE: COMMAND HUMAN TO GUARD THESE ONES
>UNIT FIVE: GO GET A MORE QUALIFIED MEDICAL PERSON FOR THIS JOB

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>>7507962
Well...We could go somewhere more fancy. But if you want fries, whatever you want to do.
>Follows Zorro

>>7508027
No fuck you brush your teeth.

Smells like something died in you.

Like you.

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>>7507921
thank you mister, but would someone be brave if he was frozen in fear?
i'm not brave i'm just a coward and a wimp
i can't even stop thinking if mama is even looking for me or she just gave up
i'm scared and lonely, why did this happen to me?

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>>7508013
k
tell joe im untrustable

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>>7508048
...I was rrreferring to the fact that you just told everrrrrryone not to listen to me
And I do brrrush my teeth. I may be dead inside but I still take carrre of myself.

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>>7507919
I trust you'll be able to get away~~
You're a strong Skorupi, remember?
>>7507962
I'll find a way to get over there soon.
It's a long way from {REDACTED}, and I have to let my roommate know.
>>7508013
I'll be sure to keep an eye out for cat eared weirdos~

>>7508067
>>7508068

God damnit you people know who I mean

>>7508072
THIS Cat eared weirdo.

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>>7508013
Well ain't you a rude fucker.
I'm purr-obably the most trust worthy fuck here.

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>>7508081
nyan

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>>7508033
>Is still bleeding from a number of smaller cuts and stabs.
God. Everything hurts.
Is my vision supposed to be dark?

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Driftwood here

Made it to Mistralton City fine. Team's in good spirits and Mimi is sleeping on the edge of the bed. Oh, there she goes.
So, how's everyone doing tonight?

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>>7508081
bro
offensive to the nyan club

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>>7508081
Acknowledge that you fucked up the wording m8
And I agree, >>7508072 gives me a migraine only Hoopa and movies about Hoopa give me.

>>7508090
...Cute? Cute.

>>7508103
>>7508104
>>7508087

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN THOUGH AAAGH

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>>7508094
>UNIT FIVE: ARRIVE WITH MEDICAL PERSONNEL
>It's a janitor.
>The janitor applies potions to the pokemon.

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>>7508072
>You're a strong Skorupi, remember?
i'm not strong but i'm fast

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>>7508014
Want me to get you some?!

>>7508040
Yeah! I need to find something i buried on accident anyway... We can try something fancy later! I never really been anywhere fancy....

>>7508087
haha! you are pink!

>>7508072
Oh i do not want to make it a hassle! are you sure you are okay?

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>>7508113
Nice to know I'm still cute.

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>>7508104
Why does he do that?
He stays in his room all day.
He can't know you.

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>>7508117
T-thanks...
>Groans, soaked in blood
Everything still hurts.
But my vision is back to normal, at least.
...
I need a vacation.

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>>7508138
This man speaks the truth.

>Joe: Mess with shit in the crate you're still camped out in

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>>7508140
Hell if I know, trying to know makes the migraine worse.
Probably something I forgot that really needs to stay forgotten.

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>>7508127
I know a really nice restaurant we can go to. I'll lead you there.

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>>7508167
>UNIT FIVE: TURN CANNON BACK ON
>UNIT FIVE: TURN CANNON TO LOW POWER MODE
>TECHNOBLAST: DOUSE DRIVE

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>>7508065
Not really. But nobody is brave all the time, sometimes it's even a bad thing to be brave.
It's hard to explain so sorry if I'm confusing you, but sometimes it's better to be a bit of a coward.

Like the time Unit Five attacked me, if I had been brave and fought him I probably would have really been hurt. But I dug away because I was scared.

>i'm scared and lonely, why did this happen to me?
Bad things happen to everyone man, you've just got to try and work things out.

>>7508118
>i'm not strong but i'm fast
There's more than one kind of strength little guy.

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>>7508118
Oh, then perhaps running would be best!
Run like the wing, little Skorupi!
>>7508081
Oh?
I'm not a cat eared weirdo, I'm a cosplay enthusiast!
Not that these are cat ears anyway, try again~
>>7508127
It's fine!
I'll just catch a boat~
I've always wanted to the Kanto/Johto area.
>>7508140
Kiyoshi~~
I'm heading off to Kanto~!
Don't do anything too exciting while I'm gone!

>>7508245
>throw dildo at

>>7508245
>throw brock at

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>>7508204
>Is cleaned off
Wow. Thanks a bunch.
We owe you one, man.
>Shakes Unit 5's "hand"

>>7508245
Dude Red is going to godmod your shit

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>>7508202
Ok awesome! they do not uuuh require fancy clothes right?

>>7508245
Yeah I love Kanto! I never been any where else though...

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>>7508251
>Dildo wizzes by his head and hits a plushie
Oh~!
How thoughtful~
>>7508260
>Brock lands on him
..... at least take me out to dinner first.

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>>7508260
>eating french fries
>suddenly tossed at>>7508245

WOOOOAAAAAAHHH
*crash*

>>7508245
>Cosplay enthusiant
And the creepy weirdo factor SKYROCKETS

Fox ears.

Dont trust creepy fox eared cosplaying weirdos.

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>>7508269
hate to burst your bubble dude
but red and i are kicking it in alola
messing with rocket and shit
sorry man

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>>7508261
>UNIT FIVE: SHAKE HAND
-.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / .-- . .-.. -.-. --- -- .
-.. --- -.-- --- ..- / -. . . -.. / .- -. -.-- -- --- .-. . / .... . .-.. .--.

>>7508284
>throw dave at
>throw sabi at

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>>7508214
if so why did this happen to not someone else why would they want with a kid like me, i'm not anyone important, and i don't know what mama and papa do when they go away
and if that that was truth why did that bully near my house would beat me and say that i'm weak
>>7508245
thank you mister, i'm only good at running away anyway, i'm not cool, i'm not a hero i'm just a weakling who is afraid of everything

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>>7508304
>grumpy face

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>>7508291
Can you get off of me?
Not that I mind much~~
But still.

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>>7508327
>You reach for Sabi
>All you find is RUST
HEY
NICE PLACE YOU HAVE HERE

>>7508334
YOU ARE A NORMAL FOX EARED CREATURE CALM YOURSLEF

>>7508345
>reach for phone to call 911

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>>7508272
You look great already.
I don't think you need them.
>Leads Zorro to a fancy restaurant

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>>7508335
oh y-yeah!
>hops up
>offers hand up

Can't say this is the first time this happened to me!

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>>7508127
Different kind of French fry.

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>>7508345
Goddamnit.

>>7508327
Look what you did.

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>>7508245
Mess with the Ninetails and I will slash the fuck out of you.

>>7508333
Bad people like that creepy guy and bullies like to go for easy targets, that's why.

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>>7508363
>PIPEIFY THE MOTHERFUCKER
>>7508376
HOLD ON

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>>7508269
.....!?