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>>7499320
>>7499333
>brick Ditto says nothing not even crying anymore, just lying there in silence waiting to die

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>>7499342
No.
>Kiss said French Fry

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>>7499362
...
>Hugs the brick
>Gently massages the surface
...
Please open up to me.
I want to help.

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>>7499380
>brick ditto attempts to transform into water
>all it succeeds in doing is give the brick a melting appearance

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>>7499448
>Gently works his fingers into the melted brick, trying to relax the ditto

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>>7499448
>>7499473
Hey, you'l be alright.
Would you like to hang around with us?
Get back on your feet a bit.
>Helps Sniffy in easing and relaxing the ditto.

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>>7499342
Gladion!!!
Like Gladion!!
Gladion friends with N!!!
Friend of Anomalesia too?
Has Silvally!
Want to be like Silvally!!!

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>wake up
...What the fuck happened while I was out?
(Can't catch up on old thrrread someone fill me in on what I missed)

>>7500553
Pokemon attempt a pokemon utopia free of human, end having similar issues
(https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/7493558)

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>>7500553
...Fuck it I'm getting some food
>Wanderrs to the mess hall

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>>7500553
Hey Emrys.
You got a moment buddy?
I'm starting to think your kinda drifting away.
We haven't talked since we went with Plasma, you seem distant.
Is something bothering you?

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oh fuck
colress
i went to time travel with klinks and he just
he just fucking fell apart
hes still rotating but
fuck
when is the soonest i can get him in im worried man
i don't want to lose klinks

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>>7499342
I'm not afraid of the french fry. I respect the french fry.
Big difference. I still wouldn't want to be fighting him, though.

Policefag reporting.
I feel a little less like shit today.
How's the world holding up this morning / afternoon?

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>>7499342
Sort of. Sort of not really.
Is that bad?

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>>7501256
Nah that's how I feel. That slight bit of fear that keeps you from doing something stupid.

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>>7501350
Makes sense to me.
It's the reason I quit drinking. Well, that and the... third, I think, near-death experience.

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>>7501350
Probably.
What's up Dittion?
>>7501389
Damn, third?
Do I know you?

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>>7501394
Not much.
Just kicking it, planning possible game streams to cheer the group up.
Anyone down for that?
It can be vidyas or alcohol based college games I'm down for whatever.

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>>7501394
You do seem familiar. I ran into somebody quite similar to you recently, went by Rust. Kinda cute, but a little wild.
As for the brushes with death, the first and third were due to Aether fuckery and the second was the general chaos my friends and I seem to attract.

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>>7501409
Nah I'm gonna head back to bed in a bit. Hope you find someone that will help you with that.
Try the inferior french fry.
>>7501413
Wow, weird. Yeah, I don't know anyone by that name. ...Cute?
Arceus, remind me to jump in on the brushes with death.

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>>7501080
Of course I can look into fixing Klinks.
Really, it isn't that hard. Just a bit of magnetism.
Klinks isn't your only method of time travel is he?

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>>7501504
he is man
kinda worried about being stuck here
but id take klinks over time travel any day

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>>7501528
Just bring him over to the lab and I'll have a look.
You might be stuck here, though.

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Poreh Poregahnzeh.

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>>7501541
oh shit
yeah can you get the door
hard to do when holding a klinklang

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>>7501551
>Door opens like it's fucking Star Trek up here.
Oh wow. Just set him over at the table over there, I'll get to him in a moment.

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>>7501409
I'll join you, it sounds enjoyable.
>N pets Anomalesia
... What?
No, they aren't games you can really play.
You can watch if you want and try next time, I'm certain no one will mind.

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>>7501608
GAME...
GAaAaAME

GAMES are SimpLeSlEmPLE EVERYTHiiiiiiingIsAGame20192019201291751235

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>>7501563
>Dave sets klinks down on a table
thanks dad
>>7501409
shit dude
count me the fuck in

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>>7501663
Not a problem. You have fun now, remember to be back after curfew.
>Laugh and get to work on Klinks.

>Hoennfag
>walking to work
>see a charizard burning down the local daycare
I'm gonna call in sick today

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>>7501629
.... Uh.
Truth or dare...?
> Doggo nudges N's side
... No, I don't know what's wrong.
Perhaps he needs a checkup.

>>7501686
>Sinnohfag
>Going to check on berry trees
>Froslass just standing at the roadside watching everyone
Spooky shit.
I'm not sure the berries are worth possibly freezing to death.

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>>7501692
TruTHoRdAAArEORTrUtHDaRETRUtH

I dARE YoU TO TELL THE TruthAboutDoingTheDareToTellTheTruthAboutDoingTheDareToTellTheTruthAboutDoingTheDareToTellTheTruth...EEEEErRrRoR

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>>7501710
dare ya to catch it

>>7501730
Uhhhh I don't have any Pokémon with me.
I'll go see what it needs thou-
It's wielding a Doublade.
Fuck that,

>>7501754
holy shit

>>7501686
>sinnohfag
>weird mismagius floating around the town
are they normally like this?

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>>7501726
.... Yes?
Reboot, Try rebooting.
We'll play a game afterwards..

>>7501771
Fuck fuck it noticed me
>>7501782
Where are you anon

>>7501686
>Sinnohfag
>Dusknoir haunting a house with a death garden
>Darkrai spotted nearby
I feel bad for any trainers here.

>The chat for the oil rig has mostly gone quiet.
>Half the oil rig is shielded by scrap metal, and the generator is coming together, piece by piece
>Some pokemon fish for the group
>And others mull about near the cameras, discussing the movement and it's ideals

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>>7501790
>The Porygon-Z immediately collapses on the floor as soon as N tells it to reboot... at least it was an improvement over twitching uncontrollably in the air.

Rebooting... Rebooting... ERROR... 310342 ERRORS LOGGED. IT MAY BE UNSAFE TO REBOOOOOT.... Rebooting... Rebooting...

>The Porygon-Z then closes its eyes and stops moving, a simulated "snoring" sound coming from its head, before opening its eyes again, this time with a little "loading circle" replacing its pupils.

...Booting into PoryOS Version 2.121.3 with GalacticDisc 0.12.1... ERROR. 310355 Errors Found. ItMayNotBeSafeToBootIntoStandardMode. Boot into Standard Mode, Safe Mode, or Cancel Boot...?

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>>7501828
>Argument doggo, appear!
>Bring up the issue of overfishing the area!
>And possibly eating water type Pokémon!
>Both are bad!
>Doggo banned again!

>>7501801
up near snowpoint
thing keeps starig at me

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>>7501828
What are your ideals?
And how do you wish to follow them through?

>>7501842
>They yell at the doggo's new account
>Ask him where they should get meat from instead. Also points out that they are in an area known for it's abundance of non-pokemon fish.
>Although the group is run by popular vote, a few influential figures start to show themselves as the "leaders" of the rig.
>They debate how to attract more people to the rig

>>7501850
>Someone replies to the ditto
>"We are a separatist group who want to live without the influence of humans"

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>>7501870
Oh, that sounds nice.
Good luck keeping it up, renember to keep lotsa berrybushes, pecha berries rock.
Maybe I'l visit once if I'm around.

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>>7501870
>Point out that overfishing an area will ruin the local ecosystem
>Point out that its possible to run a fishery
>Or a clam farm
>Or rotate locations
>Also point out that if humans can figure out a way to live on a rig without overfishing then it should be easy for them to do
>Unless they actually need human help

>>7501846
Ah shit
Which part of town is she in

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>>7501870
>>"We are a separatist group who want to live without the influence of humans"
Ever thought about moving to Orre?
There aren't many human settlements there and the ones that are there are pretty small compared to ones I've been to in other regions.

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>>7501832
I uh.... Safe mode....?
Arceus I know nothing about computers.

>>7501911
>They argue that the amount of fish they need is nowhere near enough to disrupt the local ecosystem
>Chickens and crops are grown on a nearby island, as well, lessening the strain on the ocean

>>7501944
"We plan to move to somewhere more substantial once our group has grown large enough. Orre is one option, as we desire to avoid interaction with humans"

>>7501925
West out of town now. I'm watching where she's going.
Weirdassghosts

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>>7501982
>Point out that a controlled farm for either clam or fish underneath or around the rig would still be a safer bet as it wouldn't run the risk of interrupting the spawning period of local fish, as well as being more stable of a source than wild populations and being protected from predation, migration, and climate changes

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>>7501976
>The Porygon-Z twitches softly.
BootingIntoSafeMode. WARNING BootingIntoSafeMode DOES NOT load drivers for Using HELDITEMS, MOVES, FLIGHT, or INTERFACE CAPABILITY.

>The Porygon-Z then stays still for a while longer, muttering "Loading... Loading... Loading..." before blinking softly, its eyes returned to normal. It then looks up at N softly, not rising from being collapsed on the floor.

Where... am I...? ...Who are you...? Who am I...?

>>7501808
Where the fuck are you
>>7501998
Shit
I'm on the west road and the Froslass is still here
Should I go hide?

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>>7502000
Uh....
I am N. Leader of Team Plasma.
You're on my frigate...
And I've heard you referred to as 'ded sec'...?

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>>7501982
Well if you do end up moving to Orre, make sure the place you pick to live is well hidden. Preferably also far from Eclo Canyon.

Also why do you want to avoid humans?
Most of the ones I know are alright.

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>>7501726
>>7501832
>>7502000
This Porygon's internal storage is busted and failing to load. MAYBE it could be possible to recover a portion of it's AI (as in personality, memories, other knowledge), but it needs to be shut down immediately before it wrecks itself further.

>>7502010
>The Porygon blinks softly.
N... Team Plasma... interesting names... Dead Seck... I... I don't like that name... zrrrt... If it is my name I will accept it, but...
>It sits up, looking around, before shuddering softly.
Don't feel well... so many errors... I-I will have to run a diagnostic scan... I think...?

(If "ded sec" is a Porygon-Z from earlier, then it's not me. I'm new to the /trash/ threads, although appeared a few times way back in the /vp/ threads.)

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>>7502072
>The Porygon blinks up at the Magneton, before nodding.
All right. Shutting down...
>It then lays on its back, closing its eyes as it turned itself off. It is now safe to fix the Porygon externally. Or... well, internally, if you intend to crack it open, but that'll take a bit of effort.

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>>7502073
(Ooooh, okay. There was a Porygon Z suffering from some really bad glitches after being hacked by a Genesect. Sorry about that)
You're welcome to change the name,
>>7502072
I think Colress may be able to fix him?
I'll take him over.
>>7502093
>N picks up the Porygon Z and heads off to Colress' lab
Colress? Are you busy?

>>7502006
Yeah get out of there
i think the mismagius is coming to meet up with your frosslass or something

>>7502006
Celestic town. I hate how many ghosts we get.

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>>7502093
Well, that simplifies things. Can send Hal to bring it here and attempt the recovery, if Colress is unavailable.

>>7502073
(You assumed correctly)

What the fuck is this

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>>7502126
>The Porygon-Z hangs limply from N's arms, not doing much. Even the snoring has stopped. Then again, it's not just asleep, it's turned off, so that much should be expected.

(Hello?)

>>7502241
Heresy.

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>>7502244
Uh... Shit.
Colress is busy.

(Hey)
>>7502147
Do you think you could send Hal over?
He won't get blasted this time.

>>7502065
"In general, the Pokemon here want to try living independently from humans. Some think we don't need them to survive, and want to see if we actually can, while others want to escape the abuse and mistreatment of pokemon, and start fresh."

>>7501999
>They thank the doggo for the suggestion, and start planning to build a fish farm underneath the rig

>>>/vp/
>>>/vp/
>>>/vp/
>>>/vp/
>>>/vp/

>>7502486
We'd go to /vp/ but the mods like to ban this thread.

In fact, we WERE on /vp/ but we came here to escape said mods.

>>7502364
On it.
>Yes Hal, you are not getting blasted this time, it's safe
>Yes you can resume trolling that chatroom after

>Hal cyberspaces it's way into the frigate
>Locates the failing Porygon-Z and cybers them both back
Time to get to work, it may take a while depending on how complex was it's AI.

-Streambro/That guy with a magneton and a porygon2, currently imageless

(The porygonZ poster determines the success)

>>7502486
(We're not aloud back there, you should know that ya faggot)

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>>7502517
>The AI complexity wasn't the issue- complexity-wise, it was no different from your standard Porygon-Z. This one, however, has several things wrong with it, including a faulty internal-storage system and other piece of "hardware", as well as a huge amount of corruption in its "software" and other internal files. The Porygon-Z's memories, knowledge, and personality files could easily be extracted for safekeeping while it was repaired, though...

When it was all done, the Porygon groaned softly as it was rebooting.

Several corrupted data files detected... recovering all salvageable data... Personality File loaded, codename Zeta...

>It opened its eyes slowly, looking up at Hal.

w-whahhh... who are you...?

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>>7502450
>Some think we don't need them to survive, and want to see if we actually can
Pic related, it's not only possible but actually fairly common in Orre. At least for Sandslashes.
I wish you guys luck regardless, living with a bunch of other Pokemon was pretty chill for me.

>>7502587
Holy hell, I almost thought you were done for, had to replace the actual storage drive with a spare.
The porygon2 you see here is Hal, the magneton Jay. And I help N with info collection, you can call me...
>coworker enters the office
"I thought you didn't do any more porygon maintenance?"
"This one deals with some particularly sensitive hardware, can't trust the technicians to not fuck up, especially not with joltik guy leaving with another porygon half patched"
"Oh ok"
>Coworker leaves

Sorry for the intro cut short, you have some friends to meet somewhere else. Just follow Hal back there.
>Both porygons go back into cyberspace towards the frigate

-Streambro, phoneposting

Policefag reporting.
The precinct's trying to get ahold of me, they want my ass back at work as soon as humanly possible. Something about a Greninja that has the rookie on the phones freaking out.
Fuck... I still feel bad over that kid, but if there's shit going down then I'll go back.

>>7502132
Shitshitshitshit
Okay so I'm hiding in a tree
Hopefully they'll just leave

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>>7502760
>The Porygon-Z blinks softly, before looking down and gently poking its own chest.
You replaced my... uh...
>He then blinks softly at the human's (?) sudden urging them to leave, before following Hal.
That was... fast... I uh.
>The poor Porygon-Z seems quite confused.

>>7502823
yeah uh
watch out i guess

>>7502831
Don't worry, I transferred all recoverable data. Neither me nor Hal could make heads nor tails of what was the corrupted data originally was, but I still made a clone of your storage in its initial state. Sorry about the everything else, but, you know, day jobs.
We'll still be in contact.

-Streambro

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UHHHHH

? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?

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>>7502938
>The Porygon-Z nods softly, making a small whirring sound.
I can't remember much, but... I can remember my name, at least, so that's a start. I... I'm Zeta, and... thank you.

>>7502978
>Zeta tilts his head as he examines the other Porygon-Z.
...Hello there. Who are you?

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>>7502999
UH

HELLO

I AM DEDSEC

Policefag reporting.
I can't disclose why this Greninja's wanted yet, but it's officially fucking personal.
If anyone in the Unova region sees a lone Greninja with a large scar on the left knee, you call immediately.

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>>7503038
Dedsec... I remember something about that name, but not much... Oh well. I'm Zeta. Greetings.

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>>7503061
SOMEONE PROBABLY ASSUMED YOU WERE ME

HOW THEY COULD DO THAT I HAVE NO IDEA

HELLO ZETA

IT IS NICE TO MEET ANOTHER Z TYPE

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>>7503061
>>7503111
Cause you were both glitching out the ass the times I saw you

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>>7503158
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RECEIVE THE CURLING IRON TREATMENT LIKE THE OTHER DITTO ?

BECAUSE I CAN HOOK YOU UP WITH THAT

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>>7503111
...That does make sense. We are two of the same species. And the pleasure is all mine.

>The Porygon-Z smiles. Or, at least, it would smile if it had a mouth. Pic related?

>>7503158
I don't remember you, either, but... I did recently recover from a rather undesirable state that left my memories in tatters, so...

>>7503185
Quiery: ...what?

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>>7503185
It ain't the real curling iron treatment if it ain't done by the real French Fry
And I ain't stupid enough to piss him off

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>>7503244
Quiery: Who is this French Fry?

-Zeta

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>>7503202
HE IS A DITTO IN THE FORM OF GLADION

GLADION HAS A STREAK GOING OF MURDERING/NEARLY MURDERING THINGS WITH A CURLING IRON CURRENTLY

A SHINY DITTO WAS THE LATEST VICTIM

HE IS CURRENTLY A CRYING BRICK

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>>7503259
French fry is what we call the real Gladion.
I'm a ditto copying his form

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>>7503265
dude don't you think you should warn him why they got targeted

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>>7503283
>>7503265
That... sounds horrific. Why would someone do such a thing...? Shouldn't someone do something...?

...I also just realized that I was not able to recover any memories of battle, nor have any .TM files installed other than the defaults of TACKLE.TM, CONVERSION.TM, CONVERSION2.TM, and SHARPEN.TM...

...I am Level 1.

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Hello hello!
My name is N
The real one!

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>>7503362
Uh....
No.
That would be me, and I have the scars to prove it

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>>7503337
THE DITTO WAS IN THE FORM OF HIS BOYFRIEND AND THE OTHER ONE WAS STEALING THINGS OR SOMETHING

GLADION DOES NOT TOLERATE PEOPLE MESSING WITH HIS GREEN GAY

ALSO IF YOU NEED TMS I HAVE PLENTY IN STORAGE

JUST TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT

>>7503362
CURLING IRONS INBOUND

FUCKING RUN

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>>7503337
It's in self defense, all his "victims" have attacked him and his husband emotionally orrrr physically.

Don't fuck with them and you'll be fine.

In otherrrr news, just got back frrrom a therrapy session, feel much better.

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>>7503362
Nigga did you not get the memo last night

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>>7503389
I am not sure what sort of attacks would be beneficial as I remember nothing of battling... what would you recommend?

>>7503407
Quiery: Therapy?

>>7503389
>>7503407
>>7503409

>>7503362
Oh. Oh no.

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>>7503362
Not N!!
Smell wrong!!
N is here!!!
Lay on bed!!
Pet Anomalesia!!!

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>>7503442
WELL

CURRENTLY I HAVE TRI_ATTACK DISCHARGE HYPER_BEAM AND SHADOW_BALL LOADED

IT TAKES CARE OF MOST THINGS

EXCEPT ROCKS

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>>7503409
Would you know where that ditto brick is?
I hung out a bit with him, tried to ease him back with snivy.
But I have lost sight of him and I can't find him anymore.
I'm a bit worried.

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>>7503521
and metal bugs

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>>7503559
SHUT

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>meanwhile brick Ditto has moved to a storage room on the frigate ands has begun sobbing again to himself

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>>7503521
That does sound like it would take care of... uh, rocks?

>>7503559
...metal... bugs?

...Error: Does Not Compute

>>7503569
And it can't help him find sexy lizards either.

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>>7503630
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>RUN SKREE.EXE
>EVENS: CRASH TO BIOS
>ODDS: ANGRY FROG MEME POPS UP

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>>7503387
Nope its me! Mwehehehe!
>>7503389
?

>>7503663
be there in 20

-gladion, currently unable to avatarfag

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>>7503630
>>7503660
>Meanwhile, Zeta just floats there looking very, very confused.

>>7503663
...I think you should run. Or stop mimicking N.

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>>7503663
You...dont..want..to...do..that

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Hey!

How is everyone?

I just got back from McGhetsis'.

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>>7503581
Oh hey there you are.
Come lets go have tea.
>Picks up ditto brick.
Are you doing better now you've had some time alone?

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>>7503663
Oh really?
If you're the real N tell me these things:
What's my team
My most recent scar
Zekrom's favorite song
and how many times I've almost died since New Years.

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>>7503663
>PLAY RUN_YOU_FOOL.FLAC

>>7503678
SORRY ABOUT THAT

IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SALAZZLE FOR A WHILE NOW

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO FIND HER AND THE LAST SOURCE OF INFORMATION HAS ALSO DISAPPEARED

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>>7503753
Oh, all right. I uh... I'm sorry...

But anyways... yeah, I suppose those would work. Thank you.

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Hey guys, what's shaking?

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>>7503715
I'm alright. Just chilling on the beach at Slateport.
How are you Ninetails dude?

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>>7503815
My heartrate.
Your frightening.

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>>7503715
Everything is good, did you manage to wiggle yourself out of Fuschiafag's birds and the bees explanation again? Or did he finally tell you what he and vapey does behind the scenes.

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>>7503764
ITS FINE

AND YOURE WELCOME

>FILE TRANSFER READY
>CONTENTS: TMS.RAR
>ACCEPT ? (Y/N)

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>>7503863
Awwww, afraid of little ol' me?

>>7503815

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>>7503815
umm

>>7503824
I have been pretty good. Just waiting for my trainer to come home because he wanted to talk about something... I hope i am not in trouble again...

>>7503877
I wiggled out of it... That is probably what he wanted to talk about later! what do birds and bees have to do with anything?

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>>7503672
Ok french fryyy
>>7503739
Zoroark Zekky Nihilegooo TypeNull
bite on te neck
Aaand five

>a letter arrives for N
>It is a will that says that Ghetsis let N the entire MCGhetsis chain

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>>7503883
Even when typing this I try not to stare, It reminds me of clowns and asylums.
I need more booze for this.
Please go away.

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>>7503898
Two of those are technically wrong, but I'll let it slide.
Try these:
Zekrom's favorite song
My first scar
and most recent cover.
>>7503927
.... Okay?

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>>7503958
NOOOO

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>>7503815
This is what i meant to post

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>>7503882
Y

>DownLoading TMS.RAR FromSource DEDSEC
>25%... 50%... 75%... 100%
>DownLoadComplete
>Extracting TMS.RAR
>Installing TriAttack.tm over Tackle.tm
>Installing ShadowBall.tm over Sharpen.tm
>Installing DisCharge.tm over Conversion2.tm
>Installing HyperBeam.tm over Conversion.tm
>Done

...Thank you.

>>7503898
...Syntax Error. "TypeNull" does not count as a scar. "bite on the neck" is not a valid song title... I believe.

...I suggest you start running.

>>7503958
>>7503962
...Or you.

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>>7503897
>Just waiting for my trainer to come home because he wanted to talk about something...
>I wiggled out of it... That is probably what he wanted to talk about later! what do birds and bees have to do with anything?

If literally anyone else said this I'd be sure that they're just pretending.
With you I can't tell.
Either way you're a funny guy.

>>7503939
Sounds like you just need to chill out.

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>>7503958
>>7503962
WOW N I DIDNT KNOW YOU DID THINGS LIKE THAT

>RUN VIRAL_SPREAD.EXE
>EVENS: GLADIONS LEWD PHOTO IS SHOTGUNNED ALL OVER TRAINERBOOK
>ODDS: DELET SOURCE

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>>7503972
IM THE REAL FUCKING N DO I NEED TO GO RE COMMIT MY SUICIDE AND PROVE IT DUCK
THIS IS WHY WE DONT PHONE POST
.....excuse me while I jump off of the edge of the frigate.
(RIP me, make folders on my phone at some point)

>>7503958
why N

-gladion, dexposting

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>>7504016
NO
YOU MOTHER FUCKER
YOU BETTER ALREADY BE BURIED BY THE TIME I FIND YOU
>>7504033
>screaming internally

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>>7503958
AAHAHAHAH
Holy shit dude
I'm pretty sure I'm the one who did that shoot
Unless Gladion somehow magically made his burns disappear

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>>7504026
>>7504047
we're going to talk about this later
i have a ditto to murder

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>>7504005
Drink till I pass out?
Alright I'l be sure to do that.
I've run out of eyebleach anyway.

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>shiny brick ditto un-transforms
>wanders over to a Tub of water
>makes another attempt at Suicide via Transforming into Water

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>>7504005
what is so funny?!

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>>7504047
WOW

HOW DARE YOU

I HAVE NOT FUCKED A SINGLE MOTHER

AND NOT FOR LACK OF TRYING EITHER

>RUN SWOOCE.EXE
>DEDSEC: OUTIE

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>>7504069
>unsuccessful it goes back to being a brick next to the Tub

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>>7504026
I'm sorry, I misinterpreted it.

>>7504016
...Uh. Dedsec... didn't you say that Gladion would...

...

>>7504047
...

...Excuse me while I hide. Dedsec, I suggest you hide too.

-A very scared Zeta

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>>7504069
>quickly cradles the ditto
Alright you and me are gonna talk this out.
Don't go around doing this, its not the solution.
Even if people did hurt you.

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>>7504060
I don't see you where are you? mwehehehe!
Kanto? That's where I am

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>>7504086
YES YES I DID SAY THAT

HOWEVER

I AM NOT SMART

>RUN SWOOCEV2.EXE

>DEDSEC: OUTIE INTENSIFIES

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>>7503883
>ass slaps the obvious demon
You'll never take me alive

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>>7504060
>The internal screams of a man who is honestly considering necking himself again
....oh Arceus.
>>7504108
Not if Unit One has anything to say about it.

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>>7503939
Awww. I'm not that bad.
>>7504122
At least take me to dinner first.
>Return ass slap

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>>7504122
>RUN ASS_SLAP.EXE

KID I SWEAR TO BILL

>>7504136
.
..
...
>INSTALL SECURITY IMMEDIATELY

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>>7504148
Yes.
Yes you are.

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>>7504066
...Not quite what I said, but go for it.
Try not to overdo it.

>>7504071
How you react to things, it's fun to watch.
Also remember to show that weird stone thing to your trainer. I can't stand not knowing what that is, I'm usually pretty good at recognising things like that.

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>>7504136
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND RECIEVED
>>7504165
>UNIT ONE: BRUTE FORCE HACK IN PROCESS

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>>7504165
>dodges slap
>goes to slap back
>>7504148
...
>stares at that face
>salandit flinches!

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>>7504105
cinnabar?
>>7504136
i still love you dude

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>>7504166
Well that's just rude.
I don't go around calling you ugly.
>>7504190
Rude.
>Ass-slap

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>>7504208
Uh, no way!

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>>7504190
WHY YOU LITTLE

AGH

>>7504189
>PLOP OUT OF NEAREST COMPUTER
>SWAT THE BUGBOTS NOSE WITH NEAREST MAGAZINE

NO

BAD UNIT ONE

NO CRASHING THE SHIP

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>Brick ditto, un-transforms again
>it goes into N's room and finds the same curling Iron Gladion used to beat it
>then it starts smashing itself with the iron while Yelling "useless" over and over

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>>7504179
oh how i react?
>remembers were the odd stone was buried suddenly...

OH! i think i know where I left it! I think I buried it behind the McGhetsis....

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>>7504220
knock fucking knock
im looking for you
where are you

sorry i took so long i had to get some equipment

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>>7504237
>The N lookalike attacks Gladion from behind!

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>>7504235
>It only succeeds in burning itself with the iron so it starts hitting harder

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>>7504165
No seriously, that's probably not a good thing.

>>7504189
...Oh. That's a metal... bug...

...Genesect...

>Open GalacticProtocolN5383
>QU13RY: W#Y @R3 Y0U A77ACK1NG H1M H3 1$ 0N3 0F U$

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>>7504249
nice sneaking skills
>swing curling iron

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>>7504250
>Now lies unconscious on N's floor covered in self inflicted burns from the curling it on

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>>7504232
>AGGRESSION DETECTED
>DEFENSIVE PROTOCOLS ACTIVATE
>TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVqewZYrNM

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>>7504216
Just stay away from me.
>drinking intensifies.
>checks locks.

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>Considering necking himself right now.
Can we please stop fighting on my ship?

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>>7504285
NO STOP THAT

GOD DAMNIT COLRESS CONTROL YOUR ROBOT HOLY SHIT

>SWOOCE BACK INTO COMPUTER

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H-hi...I he- I..I-is Jirachi around?

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>>7504278
>The hit connects.
>N falls back onto his back.
Gladion?

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>>7504216
AAAAAAAAAA
>runs at you with flailing slaps

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>>7504236
You react like a Sandshrew who hasn't yet had talk.
The same talk I'm going to make sure your trainer has with you if I have to travel there and make you sit through it myself.

>>7504321
I don't think so, what do you need little dude?

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>>7504208
>Nervous laughter
>He's fucking terrified
>"We'll talk later" has always ended with physical injury for him
>>7504328
STOP IT JUST FUCKING
STOP
WHY DOES EVERYONE WANT TO BE ME
I DON'T EVEN WANT TO BE ME ON MOST DAYS

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>>7504333
>somehow trips and slaps his own ass in the process

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>>7504328
shut the fuck up
>hit him again

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Doing overtime at work, someone fucked up badly and a top tier telecoms cable is damaged, shit slow, etc...
The good news: the trainerbook server Deadesec used branched off there, it still hasn't synced yet with the others
The gooder news: attempting to call in over there to get that shit deleted
The bad news: you owe me coffee
The best news: you don't actually owe me coffee since I accidentally burnt yours yesterday

Also where did all these dittos come from, I only remember one

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>>7504285
>>7504308
>Zeta just watches this, absolutely terrified.

>...Why were dark, corrupted half-memories flipping through his head...?

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>>7504321
Probably not...

>>7504301
do you need a hug?

>>7504282
That is not a very good way to kill yourself... want me to help you?

>>7504337
Oh umm... No one has really talked to me too much before i met my trainer... I do not know a whole lot haha! Why is it so important for this talk?

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>>7504351
>N scrambles away

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>>7503815
>>7503883
>>7504148
Every day we stray from Arceus' light

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>>7504367
>tosses out silvally
go get him

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>>7504375
>N scrambles around a corner and avoids Silvally

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>>7504308
>UNIT ONE: BRUTE FORCE HA-
>>7504301
--- -.- .- -.-- / -.-. --- .-.. .-. . ... ...
>HACK ABANDONED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cL7oFfCX-E0

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>>7504348
MWAHAHA
>Pick up the tripped Salandit
>>7504372
Does someone need a hug?

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>>7504364
>would respond but it is unconcious on the floor of N's room with a running curling iron on top of itself

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>>7504364
No.
>>7504386
>Hug Unit One.

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>>7504404
You want to die?
Fine.
>Zekrom used Bolt Strike!

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>>7504383
whered you go
come on
drop the disguise

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Just where is that ditto?
He slithered off, can't find him anywhere.

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>>7504425
>Attack from behind with pipe

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>>7504437
>duck
good try
>swing for the knees

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>>7504421
>>7504425
WOULD YALL PSYCHO FUCKERS JUST CHILL

ARCEUS FUCK YOURE WORSE THAN GHETSIS

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>>7504364
>No one has really talked to me too much before i met my trainer
That's really sad. Did you not live with other Pokemon or something?
I mean, I lived on my own in the desert for a while, but before that I lived with a bunch of Sandslashes and Sandshrews.

In all seriousness it's a pretty important talk, it helps you prepare for when you're all grown up. Which is why I'm surprised you still haven't had it yet.
It's also pretty personal, which is partly why I'm not giving you the talk myself.

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>>7504453
.................
>Uh oh.
>He just crossed a line

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>>7504453
You aren't actually helping the situation.

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>>7504412
>>7504386
>Now that Unit One isn't trying to kill Dedsec, Zeta comes out of hiding and floats up to examine him, before floating over to Colress.

...Hello.

>>7504453
WE DO NOT SPEAK THAT NAME

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>>7504450
>The curling iron connects with his knees and he falls onto his back.
Gladion stop this! Please please god!

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>>7504396

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>>7504453
make me.
>>7504471
>take pipe
>break his ribs

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Hey ah, just to be clear, when we say "curling iron" we mean something along the lines of this, right?

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>>7504421
>there is now a dead shiny ditto, covered in curling iron burns on the floor of N's room now
>its dead eyes just seemingly stareing at N

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>>7504463
>>7504464
>>7504466
yeah ok time to go offline

EVEN THOUGH IM FUCKING RIGHT

>PLOP OUT OF SOME REMOTE ASS COMPUTER
>WIFI_DRIVERS: OFF

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>>7504466
How does everyone get into my lab?

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>>7504508
...Uh, computers...? I uh...

...I'll just leave.

>Leaves Colress's lab

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>>7504493
>He's in too much pain to move.
>The pipe connects with a sick boneshattering crunch.
>All he can do is sputter.

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>>7504502
>>7504502
Fuck off.

>>7504508
Do you want a recommendation? Airgap your entire lab.

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>>7504502
I HAVE NEARLY 100 SCARS TO PROVE THAT I'M NOT WORSE THAN GHETSIS.
IT WANTED TO DIE. ZEKROM DIDN'T EVEN IT.
IT KILLED ITSELF.
HOW THE FUCK AM I TO BLAME?
>>7504501
>Drop the body off at Colress' lab
>Maybe he can use it

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>>7504493
>Port out infront of gladion
>Bitchslap

Calm your shit, edgelord of the fries.

>Port out

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>>7504458
No not really my family and most of mt friends died when i was super young. I am just happy that i have a trainer now! How can talks be THAT important though?

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>>7504523
You can stay. It's just, annoying.
>>7504537
I'll take that recommendation.
>>7504548
>Now there's a pile of goo in my lab.

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>>7504548
So you would go around killing depressed people?

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>>7504493
>>7504527
uhhhh
bro
dittos dont have bones

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>>7504527
>hit him again
>>7504552
>bitchslapped
>too far gone to care

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>>7504559
O-oh, uh... all right.

>>7504548
>Zeta adopts a rather stern expression.
N... nothing is worse than that so-called "man" that ran Team Galactic. Nothing and no-one. Least of all you. Don't worry.

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>>7504563
OR TWIST MY WORDS.
WHY THE FUCK NOT.
IM SAYING IM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR THE DITTO DYING.
IT FUCKING BURNED ITS INSIDES.
BETTER IMMEDIATE ELECTRICAL DEATH THAN A SLOW ONE FROM BURNS.

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>>7504572
>The pipe connects with another sickening crunch.
>The disguise is broken!
>A questionably alive mew lays curled up on the ground.

>>7504597
That sounds like someone tried something and fucked up.

Nice.

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>>7504599
>finish it off

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>>7504607
>Teleports gladion away from fucking poke-jesus
>Evens: N's room
>Odds: Colress' lab

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>>7504607
>The mew's head is caved in.
>Brains cover the pipe and Gladion's clothes.

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>>7504597
I'm not twisting any words.
I'm asking.
Would it hurt to just cool your jets and communicate?
Isolation breeds negativity.

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>>7504597
>Doggo-hyena powers activate!
>Put head on lap!
>Nudge hand!
>Desperately go for the pets!!
>Roll to calm down N!!
Like master!!
Don't want lose master!!
Last master got angry!!
Never come back!!

>>7504633
(he missed mate, and got teleported away)

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>>7504633
>sw-
>>7504621
where am i

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>>7504633
>Critfail
Not on my watch sport. You get to suffer with the rest of us.

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>>7504599
Well uh... that explains why it had bones...

>>7504621
>>7504607
>>7504633
>Very very horrified Porygon-Z.jpeg

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>>7504655
YOU ALMOST KILLED MY DAD!

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>>7504654
(Stop fucking teleporting everyone away. I wanted to write some guro, dude. Bite me.)
>>7504663
(Fuck you too. He's dead.)

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>>7504599
what the actual fuck

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>>7504655
>Note poofs into gladions hand
> "Somewhere you cant fucking murder jesus. Seriously, you kids need to get some anger management classes."

>>7504548
>>7504597
just take a moment to look at that Ditto that you just had Zekrom Fry.
It was depressed and suicidal and believed that the entire world hated it and wanted it dead
the injuries from its self harm could have been easily healed if you acted quickly
But instead you chose to kill it
And it was a shiny Ditto as well something that is extremely rare and wont likely be seen again.
The apple truly doesn't fall far from the tree

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>>7504555
>No not really my family and most of mt friends died when i was super young.
You know, the fact that you have to deal with that yet you always seem so cheerful is something to be respected.

Also talks actually often quite important, do you think talking to a Pokemon you really like about your feelings for them isn't important?

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>>7504678
(Okay, fine asshole. I was just trying to prevent the death of a major fucking legendary. Jesus Christ, who shoved a pole up your ass?)

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>>7504673
>>7504690
uh
>>7504678
(sorry?)

>>7504698
>>7504678
(remember the rule about people having to applying for legendairy pokemon)
(I swear everyone forgets the contents the fucking pastebin or does not read it)
(Make it a ditto)

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>>7504691
That DItto was an asshole that assumed N's likeness for his own profit. He will not be missed.

>>7504710
RIP Gladion, about to get vaporized by every single legendary still alive

>>7504710
DO YOU NOT KNOW ABOUT FUCKING MEW?
HE IS THE ROOT OF ALL POKEMON!
HE'S LITTERALLY POKE-DAD.
OF ALL POKEMON'S.

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>>7504696
Yeah i guess it is... How would even talk to them about that? I am not too good at talking about stuff...

>>7504691
(It took me that long to realize that I mixed up Ghetsis and Cyrus back in >>7504585 and >>7504466. Something along the lines of "Wait, N isn't Ghetsis's son, he's... oh. Oh wait fuck." Please excuse me for being a complete idiot)

>>7504678
(...But why tho)

-Zeta

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>>7504698
>>7504710
>>7504717
(Fine then it never happened)

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>>7504724
Forgot picture, its a mad smeargle.
>>7504710

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>>7504646
>He puts down his tablet and pets the doggo
>The doggo needs the pats
>Calm down the doggo
>Sit on the bed and pet the doggo while you try to collect yourself

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>>7504723
>>7504724
whoops
>>7504737
(do i pretend it didnt happen? man this is confusing i think im just gonna not rp for today since i already fucked up i guess)

>>7504740
>Suddenly a Porygon-Z comes out of N's tablet and hugs N. Even if Zeta's manmade, he still has poke-senses and those poke-senses tell him someone needs a hug.

>>7504751
(Wasn't you that fucked up, it was the faux-N-faux-Mew-faux-everything guy)

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>>7504737
(Look we'll just pretend it's an alternate Mew or something)
>>7504751
(You're fine dude. We'll just say it was an alternate Mew, go about rp'ing as normal)

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Today sure is strange.