ITT: Pokemon are real. What did you think of the Anal Apoca

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>>7493558
nope.

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>>7493558
I was asleep for most of it so..eh.

Not the best but I got a mil out of it.

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>>7493558
i never knew i could feel even more dead inside than before

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>>7493558
Decent.

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>>7493558
what?

>>7493544
Yeah it is a weird feeling...

you ever think about doing these statues professional? I think you could be famous...

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>>7493558
Simultaneously the most pleasurable and most painful second of my life.
>>7493468
>Kiss him back
Definitely.
Did you manage to get yours out...?

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>>7493558
Made me reconsider my life's choices.

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>>7493652
>UNIT ONE: ASSIST
>SING FOR THEM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xk_XaJ7gE4Q

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>>7493691
Yeah prrrretty much what N said, that was... I don't even know what to call it, no worrrds seem to do it purrroperrrr justice.

...It's over now though and hopefully that's all that's going to happen tonight so maybe I can actually talk to someone about my purrroblems without having endless sufferrring pourrred onto my head again.

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>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: GIVE EVERYONE FLOWERS

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>>7493652
Huh...I never thought they were that good before...
But it's certainly worth a try.
Thanks for the idea.

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>>7493734
Yo, did someone call for the pity ditto?

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>>7493729
aww I really like that song!
>dances

>>7493766
yeah! you are totally good enough!

>still staring at the slugma with weird and new thoughts

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>>7493790
...Surrre
>Sits on a couch next to the Gladitto
>Begins trying to explain his purrroblems
>Evens he manages to not break down
>Odds he becomes the sad ball of fluff again

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>>7493734
>>7493826
>UNIT ONE: PARTY MODE: ACTIVATE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFmC7hd1hno

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>>7493839
Shit dude.
>Hugs the fluffball

>>7493843
g//:activate:lewd.exe

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>>7493826
I still might be a bit young for it...
It takes decades to become a Magcargo. Wonder if I should wait...

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>>7493935
Dude I really doubt you can hack the robot.

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>>7493935
>ERROR: AUTHORIZATION NOT RECOGNIZED
>SOLUTION: INCINERATE
https://youtu.be/CNyQBnZbGO8

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>>7493915
(The thrread has alrrrready hearrd this storrrrry so I figurrrrrre I'll skip the details)
>Accepts hug
...I just d-dont know what to do, h-how to m-move on...
Therrrre's a hole in my chest, and it hurrrrts so much...

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>>7493982
Yeah I thought so. Unit One do you like hugs?

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>>7493974
No way it should take that long!
How old are you exacly?
I evolved rather young!
>loud and weird thoughts cloud mind

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>>7493982
>RUN LEWD.EXE
>INPUT PASSWORD COPIED FROM WHEN YOU ASSUMED CONTROL OF UNIT FIVE

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>>7494059
>High priority robots.
>Implying I don't change the password every few hours.
I'm not stupid.

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>>7494051
Well, technically, I am 23 years old.
My species matures and grows really slowly, though.
If I was a Vulpix, I'd be around your age.

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>>7494112
THEN WHY HAVENT YOU STOPPED USING TEN GALLONS OF GEL A DAY KEEPING YOUR HAIR UP LIKE THAT ?

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>>7494132
whoa really? I thought that i lived for a long time already!

That statue is looking better by the second!

..... another weird question.. . do you think my trainer hates me?

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>>7494027
-.-- . ... / ..
>>7494059
>UNIT ONE: LEWD MODE: ACTIVATE
>HEAT: CRITICAL LEVELS
>NON ESSENTIAL PROGRAMMING: SHUT DOWN
>LOGIC CONTROL: DOWN
>FRIEND VS FOE: DOWN
>MERCY: DOWN
>BRUTE FORCE HACK: TARGET: PORYGON Z
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
>COMMAND: DOWNLOAD 35 TERABYTES OF PORN
>SUBJECT: ROBOPHILIA
>COMMAND: NET WIDE RESEARCH
>TOPIC: ROBOPHILIA
>COMMAND: SAVE TO EXTERNAL HARD DRIVE
>COMMAND: WIPE DATA BANKS AFTERWORDS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DaVqewZYrNM

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>>7494141
I'm going to have to kindly ask you to stop sassing me if you want access to Unit Six.
>>7494174
Oh Arceus.

>>7494171
Nah, he just cares for you.
Whenever he's angry, it's because you may have gotten hurt. He doesn't want that, and it worries him, and me, whenever you end up in danger.
-Slugma

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>>7494207
>cut stupid hair thing off

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>>7494291
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST: BURN DRIVE
>>7494207
>UNIT ONE: HUG

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>>7494291
>Colress swats the hand away.
STOP

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>>7494305
>Hug Unit One.
Feeling okay?

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>>7494256
you think so? sometimes I could understand if he just wanted to get rid of me... I am sorry for getting water on you and stuff...

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>>7494305
>miss
>>7494306
>Attempt to cut again

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>>7494323
>UNIT ONE: TEMPERATURE: CRITICAL
>CHASSIS: MELTING POINT
>COOLANT: BOILING POINT
>VENTS: ACTIVE: DANGER LEVEL: STEAM
>>7494340
>TAKE THE HIT

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>>7494207
WHA-

>>7494174

>COMPLETELY SHORT CICRUITS UPON INPUT AS I WAS NOT MADE FOR RECEIVING DIRECT COMMANDS
>GOES TOTALLY FUCKING BALLISTIC
>ATTEMPTS TO SHUT DOWN FRIGATES ENGINES

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>>7494353
>PAIN.
Unit One please shut down.
>>7494340
>Colress: Pull your own stun gun out and stun the attacker.

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>>7494386
>UNIT ONE: TECHNO BLAST
>>7494396
>UNIT ONE: POWERING DOWN

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>>7494396
>drops scissors and vanish

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>>7494325
He won't get rid of you.
He cares too much to do that.
Also, it wasn't your fault I got splashed. I'm fine now, thanks to you.
>Smiles

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>>7494414
>HAS BEEN BLASTED WHILE INSIDE THE SHIPS MAINFRAME
>OH SHIT THIS IS ABOUT TO GET DICEY

>>7494325
>Fuschiafag wanders on over.
H-hey there. Mind if I take a seat?
>Awkward Talk, start!

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>>7494386
>Restart engines.
>>7494422
Thank you.

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>>7494440
>>7494455
>Start up secondary systems.
>Restart engines.

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>>7494455
damnit dad
>Have Klinks restart engines

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>>7494438
but i started the-

>>7494453
oh hey! welcome back home! Slugma here was just making some sweet art!

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>>7494468
>GET SCHLORPED INTO SECONDARY COMPUTERS
>CONTINUE GOING APESHIT AND FRYING THINGS

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>>7494469
PLEASE BE CAREFUL
>Maintain altitude.

>>7494453
>>7494471
>Shows Fuschiafag the Ninetales statue
Is this talk private?
I'll sit it out if you want.
-Slugma

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>>7494495
>Move Virus into Unit Six.
>Be glad Unit Six hasn't had it's movement servos added in.

>>7494471
. . .
I couldn't help but, er, overhear some of what you said.
I care about you, Zorro. I really do.
When I get fristrated, it's because somebody could have gotten really hurt - you, me, Vapey, the neighbors... your boyfriend.
>Awkward chuckle.
I never meant to give the impression that I didn't like you.
>Pets

>>7494501
>Jaw drops.

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>>7494513
>DEDSEC.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING
>RESET
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>ERROR
>FIRE TECHNO BLAST WHEREVER THE CANNON IS POINTING

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>>7494513
>Failed
I got this.
>Arceus summons a Digimon into the secondary computers
EAT HIM KIDDO

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>>7494559
>Unit Six has yet to have any weaponry installed.
>Essentially just a shell with storage.
>Cut wifi connection.
>>7494561
Its fine.

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>>7494501
no! I nee- want you here!

>mumbles
I like it when you are around....

>>7494526
well I keep messing up and the last thing i want to do is hurt anyone... I just want to help! But i do not think i am very good at that...

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>>7493983
>uncurls as the ship starts shaking
I-is everrrrything going to shit again!?
>shaking stops
...

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>>7494578
Well I summoned him, might as well have him do something, sport.
>Keramon starts to eat Minesweeper off of Colress' computer

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>>7494578
>HORRIBLE DISTORTED COMMODORE 64 DIGITIZED SCREECHING

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>>7494610
>Make physical connection to Unit Four
>Move Keramon.exe to Unit Four
>Disable ALL Unit Four systems.
>>7494629
Just a minute!

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>>7494629
>Hoop
>evens: unit 6's harddrive gets hooped to someone who will fix it properly
>odds: harddrive hooped into a box someones attic

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>>7494629
>I HAVE NO MOUTH AND I MUST SCREAM

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>>7494690
STOP FUCKING TOUCHING EVERYTHING
NO ONE LIKES YOU

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>>7494653
>Missed!
"Hehehe!"
>Keramon has finished with Minesweeper and moves onto Internet Explorer

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>>7494702
>attempt to use a hoop to poke a random button in Colress's lab

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>>7494768
>The button resets the computer Keramon is.
>>7494715
...
P-please stop touching my things.

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>>7494768
>Heatran used Dark Pulse!
252+ SpA Heatran Dark Pulse vs. 0 HP / 4 SpD Hoopa: 308-364 (102.3 - 120.9%) -- guaranteed OHKO
>Half damage from splash if he misses!

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>>7494702
I concur.

>>7494599
It's okay. I know you mean well.
I won't chuck you out like certain other jerk trainers, I promise. You're always welcome with me, even if the house goes boom.
>Awkward laugh.
Err... onto the big awkward topic. You don't, er, know what Vapey and I do when you're out, do you?
>scratch back of neck

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>>7494696
>IS REALLY REALLY REALLY NOT OKAY

>EVENS: UNIT SIX BEGINS SPARKING AND SMOKING
>ODDS: FLASH EVERY LIGHT ON THE CHASSIS REALLY FAST

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>>7494817
>Hoop escape

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>>7494821
Please let me think.
>>7494855
>The lights just make Colress's eyes hurt.
>Remove fuckin' hard drive.
>Revert Porygon Z to a previous version and then reupdate.

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>>7494903
>shoot

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>>7494931
Chill, friendo.
>Turns all his guns into wet noodles

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>>7494903
>HAS NO BACKUPS BECAUSE FUCK THAT EATS SO MUCH SPACE UP
>GOD ONLY KNOWS WHAT YOU JUST DID TO ME

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>>7494903
>stab

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>>7493983
.... dude.
Can't say I know much about tough breakups.
Normally I just sneak out the window in the morning.
Maybe just do some simple shit for a while.
Eat ice cream, watch movies, play games.
Distract yourself with the things that make you happy.
When Gladion and N get done with their """""shower""""" maybe we can see if they wanna stream a game or something.

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>>7494964
It means you ded. RIP in pieces.

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>>7494972
...I would have thought you'd get the message, but apparently not. I'm just gonna put you on ice.

>Turns you into an ice statue and your knife into a potion that works on humans

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>>7494972
Hey sport, could you like.... not?
>Turns all his knives into plastic toy knives

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>>7494964
>Christ.
>Upload another Porygon Z to the hard drive to use as a new image

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>>7494983
...Maybe, not surre doing simple shit will help, when not even making and eating waffles seemed to make me feel betterrr.

>curls up against the gladitto

...I don't know if I want herrrr back or if I just want someone, anyone to fill the hole in my hearrt again.

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>>7494996
>REBOOTING
>.
>..
>...
>bwomp
>PORYGON_Z: OUTIE

WHAT THE FUUUCK JUST HAPPENED

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>>7495082
>Sit in chair.
>Sigh of relief.
Bad things, now please, please don't touch my units. You nearly crashed the frigate.

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>Hoopa attempts to hoop themselves somewhere far far away
>evens: hoopa hoops himself to another dimension where he has no way to return and is the only thing alive
>odds: Hoopes himself into a black hole

>>7494599
do you know what fuschiafag does to vapey lel
>>7495060
you need to get laid
>>7494993
you need to chill out senpai

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>Sabi: Currently accepting death under the covers.

are we dead

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>>7495109
WHAT

HOW DID I DO THAT

I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO CRACK THE SECURITY ON THE MAINFRAME YET

ALSO WHATS UP WITH THE DEAD BUGBOT ? ?

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>>7495167
No, not yet at least.

Give it a couple hours.

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>>7495173
>Refill coffee.
>Show him readout on Unit Six's action menu thing.
>You know, just show him everything that happened in the past 30 minutes.
>On one of the not broken computers.

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>>7495173
Your security is terrible and you got compromised by a Genesect.

>>7495111
Good end.

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>>7495060
>Pats Emrys
Didn't Lucy cook waffles with you 'n shit?
Try something she doesn't do.
New shit.
Any ideas for the streams man?
Maybe we can hit record views.

(tfw pretty much all my characters have died over the last two days)

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>>7495213
WELL EXCUSE ME BUT MOST PEOPLE ARENT STUPID ENOUGH TO HACK A PORYGON Z

THATS MY SECURITY

>>7495208
OH

OH I SEE

UH

SHIT

SORRY ?

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>>7495228
I still have the donations incentives thing from the aborted stream the other day at the ready.
Maybe a special Gladion & Gladion & N & Emry's stream, if the latter doesn't curl up on camera.
Protip: don't mention Kingdom Hearts.

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>>7495262
Yeah, it is fine. I just need a break.
>Facedesk on one of the keyboards that isn't smoldering.
>Evens he holds it together. Odds he starts sobbing.

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>>7495289
.
..
...
>RUN PAT_BACK.EXE

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>>7495289
>UNIT ONE: FORCE RESTART
>UNIT ONE: HUG COLRESS

>>7495238
(You know what fuck it I am dropping all my characters except my single discord character, so Ghetsis, May, Silver, Hoopa and Buzzswole are all free characters now, just like retcon any deaths as being insane ditto copycats or something if you want a clean slate for them)

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>>7495321
>>7495322
>Deep breath.
>Hug both.
Thank you.

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>>7495228
>>7495268
Yeah, that sounds nice...
Maybe Rrrrratchet and Clank? One of the orrriginal fourrr of course.

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>>7495360
>FIGURE OUT HOW TO HUG WITH DISCONNECTED LIMBS

>HUG BACK

SORRY IM SUCH A SHITLORD MAN

YOURE ACTUALLY REALLY COOL

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>>7495289
Now that I remember...
>PRESTO EXPRESSO
>internet connected coffee machine in the kitchen starts brewing
>evens: I stumble upon an actually good mix
>odds: tastes burnt and slightly too bitter
>he will still have to get it himself, I don't have magical bullshit powers

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>>7495434
You're fine. Just try to use your powers for good. Whatever good is to you. Thank you for the apology I appreciate it.
Once I get Unit Six online how would you like to try possessing it?
>>7495441
>Refill coffee, yet again.

(Major update to the translator scripts, fixes issue with translating breaking quote backlinks, also fixes an potential javascript injection vulnerability i was pointed out on /g/

>4chanX version
https://translate.ss13.moe/4chan-X.user.js
>standalone
https://translate.ss13.moe/4chan%20translator.js )

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>>7495504
IF IT ISNT RESTRICTED TO BEEPS AND BOOPS SURE THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING

AND UH

YEAH ILL SEE ABOUT NOT FUCKING THINGS TO HELL AND BACK AS MUCH

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>>7495609
We can see.
Thank you very much. You're free to leave, hopefully you haven't felt locked here.
>He gestures to one of the online computers.
>He gets to work replacing the fried equipment.

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A quick question for all the Pokemon here...
Everywhere I go, I see constant abuse and misuse of pokemon. Like we are objects or tools.
We give so much to humans.
But what do they offer us in return that we cannot achieve ourselves?

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>>7495671
Man, yeah I hate humans too. They suck, huh? Hahahah...

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>>7495671
...frrriendship, obviously.
I agrree about the abuse though, that shit needs to stop, parrrt of why I need to get off my ass and stop being so pathetic is so I can help stop abuse.

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>>7495636
ACTUALLY I THINK I NEED TO LIKE

CHILL FOR A WHILE

SO UH

YEAH

>FUCKS OFF SOMEWHERE ON THE SHIP

>>7495671
BLOW MY CURRENTLY NONEXISTANT DONGLE YOU SENTIENT ROCKSLIDE

I DO WHAT I WANT

>RUN FUG_DIS_ROCK.EXE
>EVENS: CLOSES YOUR BROWSER
>ODDS: UBOA POPUP

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>>7495671
Good, kinky sex.
Checkmate.

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>>7495671
Just one question first: do you enjoy being a Gigalith?

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>>7495789
>Uboa.
Good in my book.

>>7495724
...
I do not see much friendship with humans. While it exists, I instead see Pokemon being treated like tools, the majority of times. It seems to be the primary mentality.

>>7495846
This is not relevant.
Pokemon can have kinky sex without humans, anyways.

>>7495855
I do not think much of it.
It is what I am.
-Gigalith

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>>7495859
OH HELLO AGAIN

HOW HAVE YOU BEEN ?

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>>7495935
Pretty good. How have you been?
Besides the whole flip out.

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>>7495918
I said good kinky sex.
When we develop the science to make maid dresses, dildos, and Silvallies without humans let me know.

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>>7495971
THATS NICE

THE SAME MORE OR LESS

STILL HAVENT FOUND SALAZZLE

STILL SLAPPING HER KIDS ASS FOR SLAPPING OTHER PEOPLES ASSES

THE USUAL

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>>7495918
Humans seem kind to me. What is your reasoning?

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>>7495918
Indeed, but to become a Gigalith, a Boldore needs to be passed between two trainers. It is not an evolution that happens naturally.

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>>7496056
The trading type of evolution can occur naturally. It's just rather rare. Haven't you seen the wild Gigalith in Alola?

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>>7495918
Oh!
Hello!!
Humans make...
Evolve!!!
Silvally!!! Crobat!!! Lucario!!
Humans make...
Baby Pokemon!!!
Budew! Happiny! Mime Jr!!
Humans make...
Feed!
Feed Azoth! Feed Anomalesia!
Humans make Pokemon!
Golurk!! Regis!! Type Null!!

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>>7495918
Team Rocket grunt here. I barely even use my pokemon for battles. I do most of that myself.
Wheezing is more for my anxiety.

>>7495990
Maid dresses are easy to make.
There are many Pokemon who could engineer and manufacture dildos. As for Silvally, well, I am unsure about it.

>>7496087
Those evolutions can occur naturally.
Pokemon offspring occur naturally.
Food can be acquired on your own.
And the ethics of making pokemon is something I am unsure about right now.

>>7496022
Let's say humans disappeared tomorrow...After the chaos died down, how would Pokemon fare?

>>7496056
I am quite aware of that.
My former trainer traded me to complete his "collection". Thankfully, he hit the wrong button on his PC.

-Gigalith

>>7495535
You don't need to fork 4chan X for this. If you want to run your translation script when 4chan X adds posts, you can use

https://github.com/ccd0/4chan-x/wiki/4chan-X-API

or alternatively use MutationObserver, which can watch for any HTML changes:

https://developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/Web/API/MutationObserver

If you still want to fork 4chan X, please go through and change all the URLs for submitting bug reports so they point to your own issue tracker.

Also, the "4chanX version" you linked still has the Javascript injection vulnerability. Only the "standalone" one is fixed.

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I want tp cuddle with Phantump!

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>>7496239
I see your point. But, what of the pokemon only raised in daycares?
What of pokemon born that can't take care of themselves?

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>>7496239
Can't feed!
Azoth can't feed without human!
Anomalesia can't feed without human!
Silvally can't evolve without human!!
Humans become Pokemon!!
Phantump!! Honedge!!
Humans heal Pokemon!!
Heal from Goodra!! Heal from Salazzle!!
Humans make evolve more!!!
Mega Charizard!! Mega Blaziken!!
Humans make Z moves!!
Humans awake Pokemon!!!
Zekrom!! Reshiram!!! Kyogre!!
Ethics not matter!!!
Anomalesia like exist!! Porygon Z like exist!! Genesect like exist!! Azoth like exist!!
Be alive!!! Get to experience world!!! Can't if humans never happen!!!

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>>7496239
>No Silvally
Check mate asshole, your plan sucks.
Where the fuck am I supposed to get money from Silvally x Gladion with no Silvally and no Gladion?
Get the hell outta here ya dumb brick.

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>>7496239
IF HUMANS DISAPPEARED EVERY NUCLEAR POWER PLANT AND OTHER MAINTAINED SERVICES WOULD GO CRITICAL AND KILL MOST OF THE PLANET OFF

TO QUOTE THE LEADER OF TEAM SKULL

YALL ARE STUPID

>>7496291
Then we would help those pokemon, in place of the humans that do.
I am not wishing to eliminate all humans.
Rather, I am trying to figure out what humans do for pokemon that cannot be done ourselves.
I mean, most of their civilization is run by us. If we disappeared, I feel like it would collapse. But if they disappeared...What would happen?

>>7496365
Humans are responsible for you not being able to feed, by designing you that way.
Pokemon can mega evolve without humans; it just requires a strong bond. Species does not matter.
Every time humans awoke those legendary Pokemon, it was for mostly selfish reasons, and almost resulted in global destruction every time.
You exist now. That is true.
But those are a mere handful of pokemon. It's unfortunate to admit, but their, and your existence does not change much in the global scale of things.

>>7496479
Then we manage those services in place of them. We are as intelligent as them. I do not see how we cannot do so.
-Gigalith

>>7496268
I didn't know that thanks, also how is the javascript vulnerability isn't fixed in the 4chanx version not fixed the code that does the replacing is the same as in the standalone?

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>>7496516
OH IM SORRY I WASNT AWARE YOU WERE A NUCLEAR PHYSICIST MISTER ROCK

PLEASE DO EXPLAIN HOW IT WORKS THEN AS I AM VERY CURIOUS

>>7496548
Most humans and pokemon aren't nuclear physicists either.
That is why you become one, through education.
Humans can, and pokemon could as well.
-Gigalith

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>>7496592
>RUN GET_REAL_CLOD.EXE
>EVENS: CLOD.WAV ON REPEAT AT MAX VOLUME
>ODDS: BAD SCREENCAP OF THE SPACE DORITO SAYING CLOD POPS UP

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>>7496516
Well, it wouldn't be great if we were gone. The technological and societal structures we have set up, while far from perfect, would be difficult at best to maintain without us.
I would encourage you to consider the ethics of your endgame here: the cost in life to upend civilization entirely. It's a little too high to go full 'bring-it-all-down', in my opinion.
I'm not discounting your concerns - hell, I fought, risked my neck, and killed in the Unovan conflict against their former establishment when they tried that goddamn 'killchip' thing. So I'm no wishy-washy pacifist here.
I'm just saying, going full 'burn-it-down' is maybe not the best idea, and trying to change things rather than break them down and build from scratch is better.

>>7496668
...
You just did the digital equivalent of throwing a punch when you feel you are losing an argument.
Do you have any actual counter points, or are you just going to spam loud sounds to pretend like you do?
-Gigalith

Has anyone seen the cute zigzagoon recently?
I wonder where the little ball of fluff has gone.

>>7496668
Hey bro chill with the evens/odds

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>>7496516
No!! Helm made afterwards!!!
Hurt things otherwise!!
Hurt self!!!
Is for safe!!
No!!!
Not selfish!!!
Reshiram picked Black!!!
Not other way!!
Picked to stop Ghetsis!!!!
You ungrateful!!!
Zekrom awoke by N!!!
To free Pokemon!!!
That's what you want!!!
You more selfish!!!
More Porygons than just dedsec!!!
Lots of synthetic Pokemon!!
More synthetic than Gigaliths!!!
Gigaliths less important on global scale!!!!
No have more right to exist than me!!
No more right to exist than Azoth!!
No more right than N!!! Than Gladion!!
You less change in world than N!!!
You need change view!!

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>>7496714
IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO TRY RUNNING A NUCLEAR PLANT GO AHEAD


TELL ME HOW IT GOES

THAT IS IF YOU ARENT VAPORISED ANYWAYS

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>>7496735
OH IM SORRY LET ME SEE ABOUT THAT

>RUN SORRY.EXE
>EVENS: I DONT CARE
>ODDS: I CARE A VERY INSIGNIFICANT AMOUNT

>>7496827
Nah dude we're tying to avoid the harmful ones, okay? Jokes are fine just try not to Evens: nuke Odds: missile on people

>>7496683
Why do people automatically assume we want to immediately destroy everything? We are just debating right now.
Most Pokemon are at the intelligence level of humans. Some even exceed it. With proper preparations, I don't see how we couldn't run a similar society. I would like to know your reasoning against this.
Also, my primary question remains: "What do humans do that pokemon can't?"

>>7496739
Why didn't they design you to be safe in the first place?
Hence why I said, "most". Not "all."
Kyogre was a selfish choice. Groudon was a selfish choice.
And synthetic Pokemon have the same right to exist. I am just as important as you, and everybody else. Everyone is equal.
See?
This is why we argue in the first place.
To compare viewpoints.
I am not perfect, and neither are you.
Nobody is.

>>7496792
I can't, because I lack the training to do so. And most people will give you the same response. Including humans.
-Gigalith

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>>7496897
Not to be the fucko here but I take it your trainer did some bad shit to you?

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>>7496857
YES THIS IS WHAT I DO GENERALLY

I DO NOT NUKE

USUALLY

FAILS TEND TO BE FAILS ON MY END OR DURING PROCESSING

I AM NOT THE HOOPING ONE WHO IS CURRENTLY SUFFERING SPAGGHETTIFICATION INSIDE A BLACK HOLE

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>>7496897
>Why do people automatically assume we want to immediately destroy everything?
Not because you want, but because you, generally, can't.

>"What do humans do that pokemon can't?"
Be the creative source behind modern society.

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>>7496897
When your rhetoric questions the necessity of a group's existence, history suggests the logical conclusion is not good for that group.
That's why people are jumpy.

As for what we do that you don't, >>7496967 has it albeit in blunt terms.

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>>7496897
Was designed for safe!!
Problem!!
Caused by Ultra Beasts!!
Made unsafe!!
You say everyone equal
But want no more humans!!
You backpedal!!
You lie about your views!!
Humans and Pokemon come from Mew!!
Equal!!
We no better than them!!
And one thing humans do!
That we can't!
Humans make more humans!!
Pokemon can't make humans!!
Only humans can!!

>>7496967
>>7497033
We lack the capability to do such a thing.
And even if we did, mass genocide is not the solution we would seek.
This group is new, and seeking ideas and answers. We will keep an open mind.
Although, I do require a bit more detail regarding your answer.

>>7497048
I didn't mean to imply that we didn't want humans. We are questioning their role and importance, as many Pokemon seem to be unsure about the subject, and want answers.
-Gigalith

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>>7497092
Humans do same thing Pokemon do!!
Asking why need humans
Is like ask why need Pokemon!!
Neither needed!!
Arceus don't need to run universe!!
But keep anyway!!
Don't think too much!
Enjoy life!!
Make better!
But don't worry!!

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>All this questioning if humans are worth it.

>>7497092
My group is debating your answer.
What does "creative source behind modern society" mean?

>>7497149
Hmm...
Guess you are right.
I will forward that to the group.
Thank you for your reply.
-Gigalith

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>Joe: Question if you have developed narcolepsy or something

>>7497205
You alright, bud?

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>>7497205
>Cautiously nudge hand with head
Hi!
Yes!
Hello!

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>>7497271
No, not really.
>>7497322
Hhhi. I thought I locked the door.
>Pet weird dog.
Hello.

>>7497205
Policefag fucking reporting.
I've seen firsthand where this line of questioning goes in my lifetime - just in the other direction.
I'm still on leave, trying to cope with my guilty-ass conscience, but shit like this makes my blood boil.
>>7497238
Look. I'm a cop. You guys are making me really anxious.
I have the bad feeling we'll be in conflict in the very near future, and I'm even somewhat sympathetic to your points.
I'd encourage you to stick to demonstrations rather than using more radical means - open violence tends to turn potential allies against you. Again, I saw this firsthand in the other direction.

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>>7497238
It's kind of hard to explain, but for society as we know it, both for humans and pokemon, it all depends on the capacity for discovering and creating new technologies, new philosophies. new art or forms of entertainment. Society has changed a lot across time, and humans have been the most important constant behind these changes.
Now if these changes have been positive or not is another debateable topic.

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>>7497334
Uh, whats up?

Is it the rock?
Cause the rock is a rock.

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>>7497340
I mean if shit goes down I can drop taking my Thorazine.
Hahahaha, oh Arceus I hate my life. Why does everyone want to start fights?

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>>7497334
Hello! Yes!!
Electronic doors!!
Have special key!!
Seem sad...
So came visit!!

>>7497380
Policefag reporting, every asshole and their brother is trying to capitalize on the recent instability, thus creating more instability in a cycle which has a limited capacity to self-sustain.
It'll quiet down again eventually, but not anytime soon.

>>7497340
We aren't even an actual active group yet. Just many Pokemon that are asking the same thing. And I'm trying to steer then away from doing anything violent or extreme.

>>7497376
Well, that is incredibly helpful.
Thank you.
Although, what do you think of the changes?

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>>7497377
Yeah but when people start talking about stuff, stuff changes.
They were gonna make a law about letting- Ugh, you know. People that are fucked up and pretend they have multiple people in their heads have extra pokemon for, you know.
Then people started talking about it. Now people are trying to make sure I can't even own a pokemon because I'm mentally unfit.
>>7497412
Uh, yeah you can stay.
>pet dog
>>7497418
Yeah seriously. If I kill myself can you get my Musharna, Roselia and Timburr a good home?

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>>7497418
Frankly, it might not even eventually. Criminal teams getting away with bolder and more destructive schemes, mass panic due to almost cataclysmic events (both wishenings, the mass mindwipe, Sinnoh getting invaded by extradimensional monsters and nuked in the same weekend), other power hungry men trying to push their own agendas (like killswitches)...

>>7497445
If you had asked me about a month ago I would have said that society is at it's best. Nowadays, not so much.
That said, I can't envision a life without the Internet.

Actually I kinda agree with the Gigalith.
Humans are kind of
fucking the world sideways

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Look who I just learnt to Transform int.
you will never believe how hard it was using just photos and videos of different angles. If anyone is near petalburg and wants to have fun with an N lookalike when hit me up

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>>7497541
Okay, we may have a problem.
I forwarded your answer to them.
They are asking, "why humans have been the most important factor?"
And some think you are propping humans up, and making them sound more important than they actually are.
I believe what you said, and many of us do, but...
This might spiral out of control.

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>>7497471
So they were going to pass a law that allowed people with mental illnesses and stuff to get service/therapy pokemon?

And now they're doing the exact opposite.

That's absolutely fucking retarded.

If anyone shows up looking for yours I'll be sure to throw them overboard.

>>7497560
If there's a third wishening make it so it stays.
I just hope that when third time's a charm society doesn't collapse. And also for me to not get utterly mangled again.

>>7497588
Indeed, it sounded a bit too self-aggrandizing. And yet, there has been plenty of space and time for a solely pokemon society to arise, maybe even one to rival ours.
Although with that "theirs" maybe there's one we do not know. Maybe something related to these Beheeyem that have been sighted recently.

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People start talking and you get shit like kill switches. Shit like executive orders to kill all wild pokemon.
Why can't we just not fight? I've dealt with enough shit in my life.
>>7497588
Thanks man I hope I finally get the balls to kill myself.
>>7497630
Yeah, pretty much. I might be unfit for a pokemon, though. How long until I wake up and Rust has decided to eat my Timburr or some shit?

>>7497588
what about those pokemon that used to be human, like that Zangoose and a few of his buddies

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>>7497642
(oops)

>>7497471
That's actually real fucked up. Don't let that happen.

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Driftveil Anon here.
Back after i guess a mass memory wipe? Weird shit, bro. Anyways, I'm back, gladly, and with some good news as well. Plasma's fully dealt with, Thank Arceus we have a national guard. Either way, hope things on everyone elses ends are doing alright

-Driftwood

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>>7497647
Uh, last couple times Rust came around they were fairly decent, honestly.

Besides being a gremlin, but that's totally tolerable.

AndkindacutebutthatsbesidesthepointANYWAYS uh, yeah, I really doubt Rust would do anything to actively harm your pokemon from what I've seen the last couple days.

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>>7497560
Some groups are fucking the world sideways.
Some of us actually give a fuck and are trying to fix shit.
>>7497642
If seperatism is your deal, there's uninhabited islands far enough off the beaten path to discourage most Trainers, plus territory where Rangers are the primary humans in the area.
It's not the approach I'd take, but if you want to do it, that's probably the safest way.
>>7497647
I nearly necked myself once, don't do it. Please.
>>7497655
Given that one of those ex-humans is my little brother, I'm curious on this count as well.

>>7497642
Funny you say that...
A large portion are apparently planning to try and make their own communities. Away from humans. They are looking for abandoned oil rigs, from what I can tell.
I feel like that won't last long...

>>7497655
They generally agree that they are "human on the inside".
And are devising plans to "detect and exclude these fake Pokemon".
-Gigalith

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>>7497659
Trying to. Guess that's why I'm on a weird ship.
>>7497683
There might be a pokemon revolution about to happen, be careful.
>>7497694
Yeah I guess you're right. I'm probably just being paranoid.
Thanks, man.
>>7497699
We all have our time, dude.

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>>7497699
Separatism is absolutely not ideal, I'm just trying to find out why the lack of alternative societies, at least at as big of a scale as human society as we know it (that means with pokemon).

>>7497704
Why not? Because of the lack of humans? Or because of their presence?

>And are devising plans to "detect and exclude these fake Pokemon".
And now I'm genuinely creeped out.

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>>7497721
I've haven't had reliable communication but Thank you for the forewarning. I'll make sure my team is nailed down. While i may not be in driftveil now, i'll see if i can hole up someplace and wait out the storm if there is one. My Drillbur says hi

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>>7497721
Yeah, anytime dude.

You ever need help or someone to talk to, I'm always here.

And please don't pull a Kurt Cobain.

>>7497748
Policefag here. An oil rig is not well-suited to self-sustenance in the way an actual island would be.
I'm worried that there's a VERY different motive in mind with those.

I'm unnerved by the "plans to detect and exclude" too. I know my history, and that mentality is genuinely unsettling.

>>7497748
Because they are dreaming up a utopia right now. They think that removing humans removes all negative aspects of society. No crime. No murder. No greed. Without humans. You get the idea.
There are a lot of things that could go wrong. Loss of enthusiasm, greed, leadership struggles, the usual.
They need to plan this better.
...
There also seems to be a debate on "purity". Pokemon that are offspring of humans are apparently not going to be allowed.
-Gigalith

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>>7497704
>And are devising plans to "detect and exclude these fake Pokemon".
Wew lad. Good luck with that.
>>7497753
Hopefully everything goes okay down there. Tell him my Musharna Yume made a snoring noise. That's usually hi.
>>7497776
Really appreciate all the stuff you put up with.
Yeah, I'll try not to.
I think whoever's dog this is turned off. I'm just gonna nudge it out into the hallway and lock my door again.

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>>7497811
>No crime. No murder. No greed.
I can't really think of a pokemon that does crime right off bat but what the fuck about Zangoose and Seviper? All the pokemon that hunt for food? Fucking Sableye and Cofagrigus?

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>>7497818
I left Driftveil in my Jeep a few days ago and heading north. As far as i could tell, the place, the pokemon, and the people seemed to be working good so far. That team plasma thing really brought the place together. Granite, my Drilbur seems happy to hear that.

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>>7497809
Indeed. If there's something they're actually more suited for, is isolation and secrecy.
Shit's all too ominous.

>>7497811
That really depends on what do they mean by these goals.
As long there are laws, there are alwbreakers.
As long there are two men or pokemon alive, murder is a possibility.
As long there is a necessity for the material, there's greed.
You sound like you question them, whatever they are. Think it further, while you can still switch teams.

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>>7497818
Honestly it's not so much me putting up with things as it is just me genuinely enjoying your company and thinking you deserve better than the hand you got dealt.

Arceus, that sounds sappy as all hell.

I mean, it IS sappy as hell, but it's also true so..I dunno.

Blargh.

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A group seeking rights and a perfect world? Interesting.
>>7497811
You've peaked my curiosity. How do I join this?

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>>7497863
Care to remind me what did Plasma over there?

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>>7497914
Pretty sure the Ghetsis loyalists made a last stand trying to take over the region.
N's disciples are accounted for elsewhere, and by elsewhere I mean nearby.

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>>7497863
I would like to update you. Plasma is now under the control of King N and I. Mostly the King. Most plasma employees you see should be wearing the N garb. They are trustworthy.
Please be careful for any Ghetsis sympathizers.

>>7497914
It was Neo Plasma and that Kyurem Airship. Froze the ports, towns, and any vital things that kept Civilization run
>>7497929
Pretty spot on
>>7497936
I'd be careful around Driftveil. We are still working things out and licking wounds. Might want to stay away for a bit, k? Heard good things about N but our trust is thinner then ice currently.

>>7497839
That's what I'm thinking. They have been blinded by hope of a better future.
This is going to end badly.

>>7497893
I don't support this. I am genuinely worried.
I'm trying not to draw attention to myself. They are kicking Pokemon from the chat group that aren't radical enough.
Looks like they decided on a empty rig near Alola. Already sending Pokemon there.

>>7497913
I'm backing out, but here's the link to where they are planning it.
>Posts chat room link

-Gigalith

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>>7497863
That's good to hear. Hope your drive isn't too horrible.
>>7497898
You're sweet. I appreciate you.
Hopefully I can get my shit settled. How have you been, dude?
>>7497968
Yeah, hopefully this doesn't go south.
>Lurk chatroom.

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>>7497968
Ah, interesting. Thank you.

>>7497968
Policefag reporting. Looks like one of my friends is going undercover.
> Lurks, hands computer over to a Midnight Lycanroc

>>7497996
Nah, Shale loves to bounce and tumble in the backseat. The temp is nice out here on the other side of Chargestone. How's East side of Unova? Got the ice off or you still dealing with Plasma and their shit?

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>>7498023
Uh, nah. Ghetsis Plasma is mostly dead.
I'm actually on Colress's ship. For some reason they let "Ms. Deranged" onboard.
Last I was there it seemed fine to me.

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>>7497996
Yeah, hope so.

Uh, besides the weird sleeping habits recently, pretty good I guess?

Better than before I came here, that's for sure.

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>>7498023
>>7497996
Sorry, forgot a picture of Shale
>>7498032
Not sure who that is but okay

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>>7497929
>>7497961
I remember now, waaaaaaaaay before a shitton of other bizarre events happened. And yet all in the same month.
Not even mindwipe, just plain old forgetfulness.

>>7497968
That can only end in tears.
>Hal begins logging the chatroom
That oil rig is incredibly unsafe.

>>7497996
>>7498001
>>7498009
>The chat is mostly debating about supplies and defense, along with radical, utopian ideals.
>A video stream starts, showing the status of the rig. Pokemon are constantly arriving, bringing supplies. Fire types can be seen patching up the rig with scrap metal.
>There is talk about how to further isolate themselves from the "impure" world.

>>7498046
Mhm. Pretty Bonkers

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>>7498033
Yeah you need to get that checked out.
I think I have some caffeine pills in this bag that magically appeared in my room if you want some.
You miss Sinnoh?
>>7498044
Shale looks cute. And don't worry.
>>7498051
Well, that's something.

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>>7498051
Ah, iiiinteresting. Rather dangerous idea.

>>7498051
>There is a Midnight Lycanroc shitposting and ranting
>mostly me-toos, but an occasional logistical question
>'where we gonna get more food, dont wanna chew crew lol'
>'we going to war or waiting for them to hit first?'
>'is there like a commander or are we going for a human style voting thing'

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>>7498070
Shale likes to look through rocks and find fossilized shells to bring home sometimes. At first i thought it was morbid but when i looked closer, i realized her shell was already fossilized! I named her Shale because of that. Sorry, i just like telling the cute story.

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>>7497565
Maaaaybe.
Dude I just use a lock of hair for transforming reasons.
Easier than trying to guess features a billion times.

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>>7498070
Nahh, it's probably nothing.

And uh, no, no not really.
It's always so cold over there, and there's not really much of anything to do but sit and wait for game season to start up.

It's just generally better over here.

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>>7497565
>SCREAMING INTERNALLY

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>>7498099
>rusty666 joins in on the shitposting and question flinging.
>>7498120
Hey that's cute. What's the rest of your team?
>>7498139
Not even thinking about it a bit?
Damn you must REALLY hate that place.

>>7498070
>>7498078
>>7498099
>Surprisingly, they have this planned somewhat.
>A party goes off to a nearby island, and starts setting it up for agriculture
>Meanwhile, supplies and pokemon keep pouring in. At least 100 Pokemon have arrived.
>The general consensus seems to be avoiding war and conflict with the "old world" and getting things set up before anything else happens.
>The group is led by a common goal, but they vote on most issues.

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>>7498061
Not just bonkers, the thing still has oil residues in the pipes. From what I'm seeing here, the whole thing was set for dismantling years ago but never happened due to budget cuts. For a region that especially prizes it's clean environment, they sure fucked up here.

>Jay and Hal now tandem shitposting in chat about mineral egg group superiority and that all carbon based life forms are inferior
At least they can ban evade easily.

>>7498120
Don't worry, she cute indeed.

johnhereismell

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>>7498135
I guess I will have to try to get a hold of some of N's hair if that is all I need, thanks for letting me know.
>>7498157
You know you should come over here sometime, I bet the girls who spend their time living on my bed would love to see Two N's ravaging each other. and I could sell the video for much more than those other sex videos I have been making

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>>7498202
Very interesting. I might come in on this.

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>>7498191
That would be a growleth, a pawniard, a zorua, and a timburr. You've already met Shale and Granite. In order, their names are Maxwell, Malice, Mimi, and Dowell.
>>7498205
Not everyplace but, you got that right. Also, Thanks, Shale may not be my first partner but she is still part of the team. She's gonna make a great Samurott someday.

>>7498202
>Red Heel keeps chatting with people online and gets pets from Policefag.
So far this appears to be a nonviolent separatist group, albeit in an unsafe location.
I'll keep an eye on stream and hope things don't go south, for our sake and theirs.

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>>7498229
>girls
No.
Even if I were not already in a relationship it would be no on that basis alone.

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>>7498191
I wouldn't say I HATED it but...yeah, yeah I hated it, hahah.

Just a bunch of snow and old people, that's all there is back home.

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>>7498229
That might be kinda hard. He doesn't leave his room.
Like... Ever.
And you'd have to deal with real Gladion to get to him.
Just a note, N has a lot of scars.
Don't try to get them right, it's impossible.
There's just too damn many of them.
Maybe I'll like
Hop down there for a GladioN video if I've got the time.
Or a N^2 video since real N definitely won't do it.

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>>7498295
I can always get a few of your male fans over here, the other day I had a few rednecks from Orre over and we had a jolly old time with some whips and a saddle
Though you could always just come over just you and me if you don't want any other company.
>Blows a kiss at his Dex camera

>>7498251
>>7498239
>Despite night falling, the traffic to the rig continues, albeit extremely slowly. >With no lighting, the rig is pitch black.
>Several Pokemon switch on flashlights, or use their body's natural illumination to get around safely
>A large amount of pokemon cluster around the generator room, unsuccessfully trying to get it back into working order.
>The chat explodes with questions about electricity, and how to bring it to the rig

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>>7498375
>Orre
>Rednecks
>Whips
>That's a panic attack happening
No. As I said, committed to a relationship.
And the Orre rednecks just made my answer a permanent no.

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>>7498295
You should copyright your likeness. And so should have Gladion.

>>7498251
I'm still very tempted to contact the local authorities, but not being an Alolan resident kind of makes it difficult.

>chat spirals out of control trying to determine how much human influence on pokemon evolution across the centuries is too much
>a Probopass almost got thrown overboard for being too unnatural
>Jay and Hal have single handedly managed to get all discussion about egg groups banned from chat

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>>7498383
>A new person enters the chat, dropping some instruction manuals for Solar, Gas, and Electric Generators
>Won't explain who they are, just saying they are a benefactor
>Offers to keep a good flow of steady information if the Rig needs help settling in

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>>7498415
Then I guess I will have to come to you big boy, don't worry I will come alone since you seem to be such of a Frigid
Toodles, see you soon
>insert slutty wink at camera

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>>7498250
Pretty much a full team there, someone seems committed to either battles or to having many friends.
I just have my magneton and my porygon2, respectively named Jayveecee (Jay in short, independently Jay, Vee and Cee) and Hal. Any more and it would be a bit too much of a handful for me.

>>7498454
Interesting development...

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>>7498487
>wait until he turns the camera off
>swing the curling iron at his head

>>7498494
Friends and Partners. I lived alone and i was kinda out of options. I think its good for me to have a family, care for them and whatnot.

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>>7498421
He lacks my scars. I'm no legal expert, but would this not make him different enough to get away with it?
>>7498487
No no no no don't don't touch me STAY AWAY FROM ME
>Curl up in bed

>>7498421
>>7498454
>The chat eagerly takes the instructions, and makes arrangements with incoming individuals to pick up materials
>They continue to communicate with the unknown individual, but there is a hint of distrust and suspicion at the offer of help without recompensation
>They set up makeshift sleeping quarters, and some of the Pokemon retire for the night
>Work on the rig continues.

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>>7498506
Ow ow ow ow
do you know how long it took me to get into that form? I spent the last month getting it perfect bit by bit.
I will go copy Wallace instead, I heard he has lots of fans and has more authority than N does

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>>7498532
Everyone needs a family. Funny enough, I didn't exactly feel the need to care for someone until under a month ago. Something must have snapped in me in these crazy weeks.

>>7498556
If a phone maker can outright copyright a rectangular body to hinder their competition you can easily claim the scarless DittoN as nothing but a cheap copy and claim the profits for yourself.

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>>7498591
>swing the curling iron again

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>>7498561
Someone with more experience in power generation should check these instructions because they seem way too simplified to actually work at this scale.

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>>7498591
>Perfect
>No scars
Dude
Come on man
That ain't perfection

>>7498561
>The benefactor signs with the same picture each time.
>The benefactor gives out a name to increase effective communication.
>Name "Q" was given along with better plans. The originals seemed to be for personal and not industrial generators

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>>7498604
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow please stop, all I wanted was to be be loved and adored for once
>>7498622
it was as close I could get using the source material I had on hand


>breaks down into tears and transforms into a rock

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>>7498645
pick
something else
>swing

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>>7498600
Huh, weird stuff. Still, i guess everyone eventually gets a call to family.

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>>7498651
B.. b...But... I already... said I would... I would.... wallace
>continues crying like a little girl who just saw her cat die

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>>7498645
Uh
Yeah perhaps choosing someone from the overprotective murder couple wasn't the best choice
Have you tried Blue?
His fans are thirsty now that he's a Charizard

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>>7498676
you fucked with N
>equip aerosol can
>equip lighter
>flamethrower

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>>7498629
>A doggo joins the chat
>Mostly just arguing with everyone and making new accounts every five minutes because bans
>He's trying his doggest to collect info though

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>>7498697
>manages to just avoid the improvised Flamethrower
>attempts to flee out the door
Please Spare me...I beg you... I am too rare to die
>is now crying tears of Fear and dispair

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>>7498734
>open door in dittos face
>hard

>>7498619
>>7498629
>>7498715
>The chat decides on an industrial generator
>The radicalism debate switches over to how much they should rely on the outside world. Opinions are all over the place
>At one point, a Charizard eats a Zigzagoon whole
>The entire rig seems to be angry with him. They pull the Zigzagoon out, and throw the Charizard in a makeshift cell
>The chat explodes, arguing about what to do with him.

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>>7498746
Yo Gladion
Uh food for thought here
Wouldn't it be best to let him escape and spread the message?