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ITT: Pokemon are real.
What's your favorite team grunt?
Info: http://pastebin.com/2NuRCUiW
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>>7488437
someone from aqua....
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>>7488437
<I prefer the term "lower-level operative". >
<You can already guess my pick.>
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>>7488437
I kinda like team skull grunts.
Their uniforms are the only good thing they have.
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>>7488437
That guy called Buddy seemed alright, so Rocket I guess?
At least I think he was Rocket, I can't quite remember.
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>Colress watches over N's surgery.
>Evens: Complete success. Odds: Success but with a sore throat.
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>>7488589
<Yes, he was a third-level transport operative for Team Rocket years ago, before the disbanding happened. >
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>is passed out on his desk with a photo of silver and an empty bottle
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>>7488688
>bang
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>>7488437
plasma
no one should be surprised
>>7488688
serves you right shitbag
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>Lillie reaches into her bag
>...
>All that is in there is a picture of her and her family.
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so was last night a dream or did i actually burn down Fuchsia City?
>>7488437
that is stupid
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>>7488688
....?
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>>7488607
Hoopa help
>Hoop
>evens N gets a pack of throat lozenges
>odds: a bag of grapes
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>just got butt fucked by Palkia
>Oh god there's cum everrywherre
>he just woke up
>Why must this happen
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>>7488642
Cool, he seemed like a nice guy. You're his Girafarig friend right?
>>7488755
Holy shit dude, you evolved, congratulations!
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>just orgasmed like 2 times
>laying in cum and vomit
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>>7488795
Yeah thanks! i fell asleep holding that fire stone and i woke up and it was gone!
I did not notice at first until i walked into the bathroom...
Also i uuh made a mess when palia was doing that butt thing... am I going to die?
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>>7488859
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>>7488607
>>7488781
>N wakes up in his own cum with a sore throat, sensitive ass, and a bag of grapes
... What the fuck?
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>>7488868
>Lillie reaches into her bag for something to help N.
>Evens its a note explaining the last hour. Odds its a fanfiction about GladionxSilvally.
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>>7488437
Are those threads are now banned on /vp/?
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>gets poked
what the hell was that
>all his meowths get poked too
>loud meowth choir
what is happening
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>>7488920
Not as far as I know. Just safer here. Plus we can be more autistic
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>>7488898
W h a t
T h e
F u c k?
>>7488920
(These ones never were on /vp/)
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>>7488830
.... Dude.
You need some help or....?
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>>7488943
>Reach into bag for something else to help.
>Evens its a map to Gladion. Odds its a map OF Gladion.
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>>7488859
I'm happy for you man.
Don't worry about the Palkia thing, you'll be alright after a while. If you're really worried do what I did and just visit the closest Pokemon Centre.
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>>7488830
>Realizes that he hasn't moved since he passed out on the way to movie night
>Oh god he did this in the lobby in front of everyone
>Return of the ball of shame
>Groans of mental agony intensify
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>>7488964
ill be cool
can you like
start the shower
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>>7488859
>>7488867
Yes that's your life force that came out of you, better get to a pokemon center before it's too late.
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>>7488966
... Right.
I'll just...
>Follow map to Gladion
>>7488830
... Oh my.
Are you alright?
.... Not my best question ever.
>>7488993
>Starts the shower
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>>7488973
Yeah it's pretty great but i guess im more dangero-
>>7489003
WHAT
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>>7489048
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>>7489048
>crawl into shower
you wanna join
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>>7489053
yeah, you better drink that stuff up before you die, thats your soul after all
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>>7488993
Yeah sure dud-
>>7489048
Nah never mind he's got it.
See ya dudes, I can smell a depressed Zangoose.
>>7488987
>Pick up fluff ball
Come on dude, time to get you cleaned up.
>Off to the Med bay showers
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>>7489053
ignore the sylveon she's messing with you, that's the stuff that makes babies though, so don't let it get inside a girl unless you want kids.
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>Super Lillie Power Level 13
>Evens everyone gets a plate of their favorite food. Odds it smashes on their head and the food is actually cardboard.
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>>7489053
famalam Gigi has claimed so many people that forgot about that
better plug your nose and slurp it up
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>>7489097
You're no fun
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>>7489114
>Spaghetti?
>Wait that's [REDACTED]'s cooking.
>Flush it.
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>>7489114
i wonder where this stuff keeps popping from?
but free food is free food
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>>7489114
>suddenly waffles
>ball of fluff sets it aside on his way to the shower
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>>7489053
More dangerous maybe, but by the looks of things you're still completely innocent.
>>7489097
Oh come on, this is funny to watch.
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>>7489078
>>7489116
wha- i have to uuh-
>starts franticaly licking it up like life depends on it
>>7489097
>stops 90% of the way done
....
>>7489114
I am not hungry.
>>7489163
Yeah i do not want to mess up again!
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>>7489070
... Sure.
>Join in the shower while only slightly questioning why Gladion is taking a shower fully clothed
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>>7489114
>A dead Rattata appears before him
Thanks.
>Starts to suck on it like a juice bottle.
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>>7489190
that anon was lying because he wants you dead
do you really want to deal with my brother forever
finish licking it up famalama i can call dad if you don't believe me
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>>7489114
Oh boy my favourite!
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>>7489213
>sit under warm water
>hug boyfriend
uh sorry about last night
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>>7489114
>A tray of lasagna plops infront of his basket.
I just love tuesdays, their not mondays.
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>>7489246
WHAT
>eats the remaining
*huff*
Am i okay now? I am not going to die?
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>>7489320
>Give the firefox something to wash it down with.
>Evens a soda. Odds liquid laxatives.
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>>7489256
What for?
I don't recall anything you should be apologizing for.
>Hug Gladion and use him as a head rest
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Done.
>Tosses the dried out Rattata corpse in the trash can.
I wonder what everyone else is doing.
>evens: fly around in the frigate to look for someone to talk to
>odds: fly through the wrong door and enter the showers instead
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>>7489114
>a plate of lemon sherbet
Who the hell puts sherbet, ice cream or similar on a plate
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>>7489320
holy shit you did it
you absolute madman
you reabsorbed your soul
just keep that in mind next time it happens dude
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>>7489320
Don't worry, you're not going to die.
You seriously need to have a talk with your trainer about your innocence, you're probably ready for it.
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>>7489359
>Not orange sherbet.
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>>7489346
>awkward laugh
yeah thanks
>hug
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>>7489338
Oh, hey. Thanks for the meal.
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>>7489388
Go be a faggot somewhere else.
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>>7489338
oh thank you!
>chugs the refreshing soda
>>7489365
uuh yeah ok! I do not want to die and go to the distortion world....
>>7489374
Talk about what? Not burning the pillows on accident?
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>>7489190
>>7489320
>He ate it
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>checking out Hal's logs from last night to see hat the hell really happened and why did he disappear all morning
>knocked out by a Focus Blast out of nowhere in the frigate
I'm just going to stop questioning these things, it's not going to do any good for my remaining sanity.
>>7489365
And it's going to happen over and over and over, we will all die and pass on to the distortion realm, then keep happening until the heath death of the universe.
Just ask a certain zangoose here.
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>>7489375
Orange sherbert is second best, my man.
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>Says a spell for everyone presently dealing with bad things.
>Evens: A luck spell. Odds: An unluck spell.
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>>7489394
>Continue hugging
... What is it you think you did wrong?
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>>7489493
well first of all im f-
>>7489503
>face full of fluff
>accept death
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>>7489418
...Yeah, sure.
>>7489433
You win, I admit defeat.
He may actually be more innocent than that Zigzagoon I saw here not too long ago.
I just hope his trainer or that Vaporeon are able to help him out of it soon.
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>>7489530
(ignore that I got confused which gladion carted me off to a shower)
>Falls face first onto the empty shower floor because he just had more bad luck added
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>>7489539
Oookay dude.
>Picks up the fluff ball
>Sets him down on a shower bench
Got a favorite shampoo?
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>>7489573
no, just kinda... used whatever was available and not filled with Gengarrrr cum.
>shudders
Glad I wasn't the one who found out about that firrsthand and learrrned to expect it. Use whateverrr, I guess.
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>>7489598
Gives me an idea...
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>>7489530
.... Gladion?
>Removes the not-Emrys Zangoose from his face
>It scampers off
... I'm afraid I didn't hear that.
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>>7489598
... I'm curious but I'm not going to ask.
How do you feel about.... Pomegranate?
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>>7489714
not the worrrrst thing, I usually go forr scentless but whatever.
...thank you forrr doing this.
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>>7489676
uh
right
i dunno man it just felt weird
you werent talking and i didnt know what to say
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>>7489534
I am not even going to ask.
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>>7489726
Its like you don't even want to smell like flowers.
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>>7489729
Oh.
That's because my vocal chords got crushed when I comitted suicide.
Colress apparently performed surgery earlier while I was sleeping...
So I wasn't intentionally leaving you to ramble, if you were curious.
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>>7489762
right uh
dont hurt yourself again dude
>he sort of shuts down at the mention of suicide and just hugs him
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>>7489741
This is ridiculous.
Next time you see your trainer, ask him to explain what he does with Vaporeon while you're not there.
Also tell him he's let you be innocent for far too long.
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>>7489793
... Don't worry, I won't.
>Embrace the boyfriend
>Kiss him on the cheek
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>>7489726
No problem.
Ain't gonna let you run around smelling like a wet mongoose though.
Red fur gets something associated with red for the smell.
You got strawberry, cherry, or pomegranate. Pick your poison.
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>>7489977
...cherry
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>UNIT FIVE: ACTION: GIVE EVERYONE A BASKET OF BERRIES.
>EVENS: ORAN. ODD: PURPLE FLOWERS AND PURPLE BERRIES.
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>>7490000
Man you smell nice.
>>7490032
Why thank you.
>Noms berry
We sure are getting a lot of gifts lately.
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>>7490032
Tasty, thanks scary killing machine.
>>7489863
I'm getting to the point where I think he's messing with us.
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>>7490000
....looks like Plasma doesn't skimp out on their shampoo. This is the good shit.
>Wash the mongoose with the best smelling cherry shampoo in existence
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>>7490111
>it's not actually Cherry, but the same shampoo Lucy used all the time
>good job, you traumatized the stabcat
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hey palkia
fuck u
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>>7490032
Thanks a lot man.
You've been a lot less hostile lately, I much prefer you this way.
>>7490083
I think more messing with me than you, but yes.
If that is the case though, that's pretty impressive.
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>>7490154
>Roll for how many times everyone in thread gets butt tricked
>if dubs or higher use all the repeating numbers
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>>7490153
The amazing permatriggered stabcat
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>>7490185
is that all you have fag
come on
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>>7490185
>curls up into a ball of shame again, thankfully this time at least it's in the showerrr where the mess can get cleaned off
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>>7490201
>ROLL AGAIN USING THE LAST TWO NUMBERS OF THIS POST ADDED TOGETHER
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>>7490185
hey palks
your head is a penis
is that why your sucH A DICK
>RIMSHOT
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>>7490220
COME ON FAG
I HAVENT CUM YET
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>>7490221
>ROLL AGAIN USING LAST TWO NUMBERS OF THIS POST NOT ADDED TOGETHER
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>>7490220
>>7490229
>Oh god who angerred the god of space
>passes out from too much assfucking
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>>7489951
>hug
sorry you
sorry
>>7490185
>>7490220
>>7490229
>pained moans
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>>7490229
you smell
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>>7490229
THAT ALL YOU GOT FAG
YOUR DICK IS TINY
YOUR BUTT TRCKS SUCK
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>>7490255
>LAST THREE NUMBERS
>>7490266
>MAKE THAT FOUR
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>>7490185
>>7490220
>>7490229
pls stop
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>>7490272
>goes through like four cycles of being forced awake and passing out again
>RIP Zangoose, his asshole will never be the same
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>>7490272
TRY AGAIN SLUT
ooooh godf F F AGGOT
NO DICK
TINY COCK
FAGGOT
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>>7490292
(forgot image fug)
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>>7490272
palkia the space whale likes the poopoo peepee
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>Colress is presently dying from the anal apocalypse.
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>>7490250
It's fi-
>>7490185
>>7490220
>>7490229
>>7490272
>Oh god he was already sensitive
>Legs fail on him
>He's left moaning and clinging to Gladion to avoid falling
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>fetal position has been assumed
>currently attempting to replicate Emry's world famous perfectly spherical curl up
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>>7490297
>>7490319
you asked for it
>ACTIVATE FINAL MOVE
>RECTAL RAGNAROK
>FIRST THREE DIGITS MULTIPLIED BY LAST THREE
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>>7490375
The fuck are you up to, do I need to tell Raddad what you are up to and to eviscerate your prostate into nonexistence myself
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>>7490375
>covered in cum, comes at you with a transdimensional ass slap
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>>7490375
(doing the math, that's 280,875 butt trricks on the worrld)
(Oh god)
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>>7490375
>Lies facedown in a funny smelling puddle of liquid that's bigger then his body.
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>>7490375
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>>7490375
>280875 butt tricks at the same time
>the feeling of taking a shit in reverse 280875 times in a split second
>a sensory overload capable of putting anyone into a millisecond of infinite pleasure followed by an instant coma
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>>7490375
>Colress just breaks into tears.
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>>7490375
>his anus will never recover
>the drain might be clogged with all this cum too
>holy fuck why
>WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>7490434
>The Rectal Ragnarok was so strong that rad dad formed a prostate for one millisecond only to have it brutally eviscerated instantly
That's the last time I make one of those things holy shit
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>>7490444
>RUN ASS_SLAP.EXE
I THOUGHT YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU TO STOP THAT
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Times like these I'm happy I was born a girl. Then again I've heard prostate orgasms feel pretty good
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do i wanna know
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>Finally get out of the hospital.
>Collapse to the floor as the anal apocalypse takes over.
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>>7490523
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Dave is collapsed on the floor
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>>7490494
One wish, only one wish, and that wish is for rectum reconstruction for everyone affected
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>>7490508
>panting
This mother fucker been probing my bowels all day, what else was I supposed to do?
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>Lillie sends out something to help everyone.
>Evens its an ass sized ice pack. Odds its an accidental butt trick.
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>>7490613
Your butt is fine kiddo
He uses gravity to apply pressure to the spot, nothing actually went in your butt
Sorry sport, you'll have to walk it off
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>>7490646
CALL HIM A STUPID PENIS WHALE ?
I DONT KNOW I DONT HAVE AN ASS
DID YOU FIND YOUR MOM YET BY THE WAY I HAVE BEEN BUSY WITH CONCOCTING KEIKAKUS
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>>7490375
You really should take us out to dinner first, but ok if you wanna play it like that
>hoop
>evens: Hoopa Ghetto butt tricks palkia with a prostate punch
>odds: Hoopa accidentally punches himself in the prostate instead
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>>7490665
>drooling, getting his prostrate pulverized, and covered in his own cum, he wakes up again at this last poke
...
>Looks at the puddle of pink next to him
...is it bad I actually enjoyed that?
...betterrrr question, is it weirrrd I'm still attrrrracted to women afterr that?
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>>7490735
You have a dick and can cum but have no ass or prostate how does that work???
Anyways no and that other porygon hasn't come back with any other information either
>>
Clearly magma.
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>>7490375
>>7490665
>Good thing they're already in the shower
>No strength left in those legs
>Hopefully Gladion doesn't fall over too
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>>7490827
>gladion collapses from the anal apocalypse
>he pains against N in pain
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>>7490681
It felt like it was going to burst from the pressure.
>>7490784
Not bad, not weird, some other people and pokemon might disagree. Not going to to tell who, you might curl up again.
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Hey let me join in on this SMILING FUN
>Evens after the next butt trick everyone gets X amount of waffles for how many they're were
>Odds butt trick caused orgasm smells like getto syrup
>if repeating digits stops hiding in waffles
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>>7490800
IT WORKS BECAUSE IT DOES
OH
DAMNIT
THIS IS NOT GOING ACCORDING TO KEIKAKU
>RUN PORYGON_OG_SUMMONS.EXE
>80S RETROSYNTH MIX GO
>AESTHETIC APPLIED
>CALIFORNIA ICED TEA PLACED
>AND NOW WE WAIT
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>Wondering why there's so much screaming and moaning outside.
>Lock door.
>Sitting there holding pipe.
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>>7490854
Oh wait, I know what I can do, kiddo.
I'll return everyone's physical status to that of pre-Matako Mass Murder
It won't feel like you've been fisted by Regigigas and what not.
How's that?
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And here I thought I didn't have a prostate.
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>>7491029
...that would be nice, just don't rrrreset our mental status, I don't like having my head messed with.
...and I kinda want to rrememberrr that
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>>7491092
Hey you should swing by my tomb sometime~
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>>7490844
>Now they're both on the floor
>No words, he just holds Gladion, panting like a marathon runner
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>>7491092
Alright.
Everyone's physical state is set to that of pre-G-Spot Gotterdammerung.
You can feel your anuses again guys.
Also you've no longer burned all of the calories in your body.
You're welcome kiddos!
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>>7491156
>gladion hugs him and just drools
aah
fuck
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GO GO GHETSIS SHOUT
PALKIA I KNOW YOU CAN HEAR ME
I REQUEST INFINITE BUTT TRICKS UPON MYSELF IN THE SPACE OF A SINGLE INSTANT
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>>7491128
no thanks, I uh, think I'm gonna wait to find someone who would want morrrrre than sex frrrom me.
...my ass doesn't hurrrrt, but I also can't feel my legs, Arrrceus send hel-
>>7491225
Thank you
>>
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>Lillie reaches into her bag to help everyone out.
>Evens everyone gets an ass massager. Odds its stuck in their ass and vibrating.
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>Batteur: Wake up again because the couch has claimed you with its comfyness once more
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>>7491269
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>>7491269
>curls up and mewls in pleasure
...
why does everrrrrryone with cosmic power love butt stuff
>>
>>7491238
;^)
>Infinite butt tricks are bestowed on him
>And the ladies get G Spot tricks equal to the roll
>Because Palkia isn't sexist
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>>7491269
Oh my well this is different
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>>7491269
>>7491322
>Happy place happy place happy place happy place
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>>7491269
. . .
>Remove Vibrate
Why are you like this.
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>>7491322
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>>7491269
>>7491322
MORE, I REQUEST MORE GAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..................
>Dies from too much pleasure in a single instant
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>>7491269
why
>>7491322
...
i wonder if i can paint with this
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>>7491225
>No longer feels like he just ran around the planet after having a ferrothorn shoved up his ass
>>7491236
>Groan and hug Gladion closer
Are you alri-
>>7491269
>He digs his nails into Gladion's back and shivers, moaning
>Roll to reach back with one hand and remove massage device
>Evens success
>Odds hand too shaky, it stays
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>>7491393
>is now Ghost Ghetsis again
>evens This time he is a tentacled Sex ghost
>odds: May Dafoe gets him forever
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>>7491321
>attempts to pull out the machine
>evens yay he got it out
>odds it just got turned up to max settings
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>>7491457
H̴̶̟̻͜E̸̯͟L̝͈̻̜̩̘̖͓L̵̼̻O̱̞̥̲̣̳͜ ̰́͢T͏̯͓͓̖̜H͏͚͝E̛̼̰̠͔̦͎͔̗͞͝R̩̠͎͎͙͡E̷̖̥͕͠ͅ ̗͖̮͢C̳̩͍͇̝̝̀͢͞U̵͕ͅͅT̡͈̱̤̭͙̰̝̗Į̛̘͚̯̗͡E̷̹̲̬͕͓̪̗͟,͉̟ ̵͙̳̼͘͠Ć̶̛̜͚̦̜̻̳͖̜̩Ơ̮̝̣̦̬M͓̲͖̫͟͠E͚̩͍̳̲ ̡̜͇̝̙͝I͏̦̺̱͈̣͓̥̥͍Ǹ͇̲͎̳̯S̢͖̟̖̮͓̪͍̟͔͘Į̴̳̖̹͍̤̝̩̻͍D̛̘͓̮Ȩ̛̻̗ ̢̲͈͔M̛̖̫͜͞A̷̢͙̟̖͍̗̭͕̯̠M̷̙̞̺͕̰̰̗͙Ḁ̩̼̬͔̠͓́͞S̢̬͖̣̥̗͡ ̵̧̲̻̲̖C̜̪̘͖̞̯͟͟͜O͕͎̱͖̲̯͟F͈̺̭͍̯ͅF̵̭̙̳̖̝̣̫̕I̢̫̳̖̠̳̩̰̬͝ͅN̵̻̠͔͖̬̮͍͖
>>
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Sorry!! Hang on!
>Evens an ice pack is teleported to every destroyed anus. Odds its inside the sphincter.
>>
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>>7491269
>crying
>>7491434
>crying
>>7491513
>sobbing a lot
>>
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>>7491513
>COLD COLD COLD
>attempts to get it out of his butt
>evens he gets it out odds he just curls up and lets it all happen
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>>7491513
WHY
>Batman: Try to remove frostychill from butt
Where are you, tell me right now.
>>
>>7491513
>Cry out in shock from sudden cold
>Oh god that hurts
>Every single muscle in his body is clenching down
>Roll to remove ice pack from anus
>>7491548
Oh Arceus I'm sorry I'm so sorry I swear didn't
>Apology ramble: happen
>Remove nails from back and hug Gladion close
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>>7491513
>Sabi: Run a bath.
>As hot as you can get it.
>Jump in.
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>>7491225
I've tried walking without hip sensitivity, it wasn't fun at all. Thanks.
>>7491269
...fuck
>>7491513
...FUCK
>>
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>>7491714
>just hug N
>oh god everything hurts
>roll to pull vibrator and ice pack out
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>Reach into bag.
>Get some soup for everyone.
>Chicken noodle.
>Evens a nice warm bowl of soup appears. Odds, in the sphincter.
>>
>>7491815
>Rub his back, kiss cheek to comfort
>The vibrator is partially sticking out so
>Roll to be helpful and remove that
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>>7491873
SOMEONE GET ME THE LOCATION OF THIS DEMONIC WENCH.
>Joe: Be REALLY not okay with anything happening right now
>>
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>>7491874
thank you babe
>go in for k-
>>7491873
>sudden burning sensation
>bite N's shoulder
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>>7491873
>Sabi: Really reconsider using that gun.
>Roll for sanity.
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>>7491873
>OH GOD IT BURNS
>soup spills from ass down the drain
>why would someone do this
>make it stop
>>
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LAST TRY
>Reach into bag.
>Evens: 1,000,000,000P. Odds: In the anus.
>>
>>7491873
>Bite tongue in an effort not to scream
>Roll for success
>At least it just goes down the drain
>>7491929
>Loud moan
>Whoops you've discovered a secret kink
>>
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>>7491950
>Ok don't kill self.
>>7491968
>Money bath is fine I guess
>>
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>gingerly tugs at vibrator and ice pack with ribbons
>>7491873
>and now at bowl of soup
>>
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>>7491873
ohgodwhythisisafuckingmess
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>>7491968
>money everywhere
>>7491978
pff are you into that
>bite him again
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>>7491968
This does not make everything okay.
It does mean you aren't getting ballistic pipe'd though.
Not yet at least.
>>
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>>7491999
>Somehow instead push inwards with all her might
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>>7492067
I'LL HELP YOU
>REACH INTO BAG
>EVENS PULL VIBRATOR AND ICE PACK INTO BAG. ODDS SHOVE THEM DEEPER
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>>7492079
>>
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>>7492079
>Okay that's enough.
>Soup based teleport go
>Evens: Soup in butt hole
>Odds: Lillie is now at soup
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>>7492067
Oh god.
>Tries to help by pulling the objects out
>Odds, she accidentally glues them in place with sludge
>>
>>7492033
>Dubsfail
>One of his shoulder injuries is reopened and starts bleeding
>Still moans though
Mmaayybe.
>Gladion still has that icepack in his ass
>Roll to be a good boyfriend as use talented guitarist fingers to remove it
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>>7492107
I'M AT SOUP
>>
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>>7492119
>fuck it go all out
>lick blood off
>kiss N
>try to ignore his hand in your anus
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So, uh, anyone else randomly get money dumped on them or just me
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>>7490083
I am not very good at jokes...
>>7489863
um ok then
(sorry it took me so long i was doing irl stuff)
>>
Oh god what the fuck is even happening anymore
I can barely move.
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>>7492171
Yes.
I am currently under a dosh blanket.
It certainly isn't the worst thing to happen today.
>>
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>FINAL TECHNIQUE
>HAIR PULLER
>Evens: Butts feel slightly better. Odds: It feels like someone just smashed your prostate with a sledgehammer.
>>
>>7492147
>Kiss him back: Kalos style
>Muffled moaning
>Magic fingers attempt number two at removing the damn ice pack
>>
>>7492114
>Wakes up and looks at Muk digging around her insides
Oh Muk I didn't know you liked me like that I thought we were just friends!
>>
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>>7492242
>nothing can repair gladions emotional damage
>>7492260
>kalos style it is
>kiss the boyfriend
>icepack: no longer in anus
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>>7492295
...
>Squirms in embarrassment
>Blushes
Uh...
>Tries not to panic and emit toxins
I swear, it's not what it looks like!
I was trying to help...
>>
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What is happening now?
I just walked in....
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>>7492349
Then why are you squirming around inside me silly.
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>>7492242
Lillie is baby at fixing things
Watch this
>Hoop
>evens:the contents of everyones asses is hooped into deep space
>Odds big black Rapidash dildoes are Hooped into the spincters instead
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What is going on in th-
.....
Nope
>360 walks out
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>>7492356
I think Palkia messed with the world or something...
I fainted for a while from something...
>Is half the size of what he originally was
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i think someone left stuff in me
hello evry one
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>>7492363
>>7492380
>Doesn't know the objects disappeared yet
I was trying to get the...Stuff inside you out. But I can't find them. Did they get pushed too deep?
>Digs a little deeper
>Embarrassed Muk noises
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>>7492380
dude no
wording
the contents of everyone's asses includes their intestines dumb fuck
>Evens all Lillie introduced objects teleported out, everything else remains
>Odds an octopus appears in the anus
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>>7492387
Yeah palkia is kind of not very cool...
He tried to sell my soul to Giratina earlier...
Hey! where have you been all day?
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>>7492446
hey jerk i was eating thos!!
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>>7492471
I was trying to make a new sculpture.
Hasn't turned out well so far...
Need a reference.
>Is eyeing Ninetales
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>>7492346
>Remove fingers from Gladion's ass now that the icepack is gone
>Continue kissing
>Roaming hands: activate
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>>7492446
everyone knows what I meant you silly rape god
>revenge hoop
>evens: a minior is hooped into palkias butt on an impact course with Palkias Prostate
>odds: Hoopa accidentally hoops himself into Palkia instread
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>>7492471
rude famalam
i saved your life
>Evens Slugma teleported into Ninetales' ass
>Odds everyone gets a vibrating Slugma shaped heat pack in their ass
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>>7492431
I think they're gone, thanks though
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>>7492571
>OH GOD NOT AGAIN
>Attempts to rrremove heat pack from ass
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>>7492523
fuck, Hoopa no like in here
>emergency hoop
>evens hoopa escapes to a shower
>odds Hoopa accidentally hoops himself deeper
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(Can we stop with the rollshit? Its fucking annoying with hoopa and palkia)
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>>7492501
huh... I have been thinking and i am super sorry for ruining your other statues... I can not really do anything right... I am sorry-
>>7492571
EEP
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>>7492571
>Palkia is written down right below Lillie on the 'to pipe' list.
>Remove Buttslug
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>>7492571
WHY
>Gunther attempts to remove the offending heat pack.
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>>7492591
>The heat pack is caught in Muk's arm
>She pulls it out of Sylveon, along with her own arm
>Is extremely embarrassed
Are you, uh, okay?
>Concerned look
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>>7492571
>Grab gun.
>Take a brief moment to consider choice.
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>>7492571
>considering quitting his job, cutting off all Internet and going to live as an hermit deep in Patagonia, hopefully away from the crazy gods influence
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>>7492571
>>7492638
*meeps*
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>>7492607
(dont worry I was wanting will cut down on the hoopa shit anyway and hoopa has barely even done anything, its all Palkia and Lillie)
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>>7492607
(Yeah, I was reeeeeally hoping for evens on that one)
(Palkia is going to be retired for a while now)
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>>7492571
>heatpack
>just lay there
>>7492607
(yeah its kinda hard to keep up when theres like 4 people rolling to shove stuff up my ass)
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>>7492647
...
Does anything hurt?
>Very concerned look
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>>7492644
>Shoot at the wall and throw gun at floor.
>Sink back into tub.
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>>7492699
No I'm fine I think.
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>>7492710
>Bullet zips through the frigates walls
>Schmoe: SHRIEK LIKE A LITTLE GIRL because of that one time you lost the world series game and some crazy hobo shot at you on your way to the bus.
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>>7492571
>The muffled sigh of a man done with this shit
>Roll to remove the damn Slugma and chuck it at across the room
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>>7492789
You don't look okay...
Is there any way I can help?
A hug? A glass of water? A walk?
>Concerned look continues
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>>7492817
>use your magic theft fingers to help N out with his heatpack problem
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>>7492723
(As I fucking said before, Palkia only gets brought out when someone specifically mentions him.)
(I was going to retire him after the Rectal Ragnarok.)
(Don't want Palkia to show up? Don't mention him. Simple solution.)
(Also Palkia has only ever done blanket target rolls. I tried to spice it up by preventing him from being guaranteed to always do what he wants, but if you would prefer Palkia return to turning whole islands into meat sculptures that's fine too)
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THAT'S IT YOU WANT AN ASS APOCOLYPSE? YOU'VE GOT ONE.
>>7492647
FUCK FAIRIES
>SLAPS ASS
>>7492638
FUCK GOO MONSTERS
>SLAPS ASS?
>>7492608
FUCK FIREFOX YOU ARE THE WORST BROWSER
>SLAPS ASS
>>7492598
HOOPA IS WORST GENIE
>SLAPS RINGS
>>7492446
WORST GOD
>SLAPS ASS YET AGAIN
>>7492387
YOU'RE TOO HOT SO YOU GET A PASS
>>7492613
BASEBALL SUCKS
>SLAPS ASS
>>7492667
YOU SCARE ME SO YOU GET A PASS
>>7492710
YOU SCARE ME TOO
>>7491476
YOU'RE JUST DEPRESSING NOW SO I'LL SPARE YOUR QUIVERING ASS
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yall stupid
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>>7492830
No no I think i'm fi-
>>7492888
>cries out
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>>7492888
>N is glad he avoided the asspocalypse
>>7492863
>Well that's a new experience
>Squirm a bit at the feeling of fingers in ass
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>>7492608
It's fine.
I can always make more statues.
But I can't replace you.
>Smiles
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>>7492888
>ass is slapped
Yow!
wait what? why? who? how? im the worst?
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>>7492888
>RUN ASS_SLAPV2.EXE
I AM SO TELLING YOUR MOTHER ABOUT THIS WHEN SHE COMES BACK INTO EXISTANCE
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>>7492921
You avoided my wrath because the scary one has feelings for you and would destroy me if i ravaged your behind
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>>7492888
thanks
>>7492912
hey guz
>>7492921
>well uh
>fish deeper for the thing
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>>7492923
aww uuh
>blushing not know what to say back
I-i am glad you are alright to! How can I help you make more of those cool statues?
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>>7492917
>Comforts the Sylveon
>Sprays her sore bits with a potion
Let's go for a walk. Some fresh air could get our minds off this whole thing.
>>7492888
>Your hand is covered in sludge
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>>7492951
bro do i wanan know
do i need to get you a fuckin fishing line bro
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>>7492934
>slaps back with sludge covered hands
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>>7492978
Who tha fuck do you think you is, copyin ya bois style?
Get outta here ya slimy ditto.
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>>7492888
ok
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>>7493005
That's racist.
Not all of us are slimy.
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>>7493005
yo you really think id type like some busted ass grandma
fuck outta here
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>>7492964
Well, I could use a reference...
>Leads her to a half-finished statue
Just, uh, relax there.
>Looking at Ninetales, he starts to add finer details to the sculpture
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>>7492992
BOY I OUGHTA
AND IM GOING TO
>RUN TURBOSLAP.EXE
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>>7493005
>slaps guzma ass
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>>7493028
s-should I strike a heroic pose? or-
that art is looking great already!
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>>7493055
Strike any pose you want.
It's whatever you want it to be.
>Smiles
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>>7493023
Man I dont need this shit.
Have fun ya gooey freak.
>>7493021
Yeah you are.
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>>7492951
>Virgin
>Expecting to be able to fit in enough fingers to grab anything
>N hisses, wrapping his arms around Gladion and scratching his shoulders slightly
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>>7493074
Are you implying Gladion is slimy?
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>>7493074
yea come hit me up at po town ya busta
goli hasnt had a good fight in a few days
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>>7492978
no you dont
>>7493079
>somehow this wont end well
>go in a little deeper to grab it
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>>7493069
uuh ok!
>tries to look super cool
>staring at the slugma doing work
>has weird, new thoughts
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>>7493164
if its yo place why am i in it
checkmate atheists
-ya real boi
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>>7493164
Nice try, but my texture is more like Cookie Dough.
Not surprising you wouldn't know, not even a ditto will sink that low.
-The fake French Fry
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>>7493129
You look really good.
Hold that pose.
>Hums cheerfully as the statue starts to take shape
-Slugma
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>>7493184
Because you busted in while im on my vacay ya goddamn loon.
-Not the ditto Guz
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>>7493215
>freezes
Man I wish there was a art league or something because you would be champion!
-zorro
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>>7493239
still dont explain why you type like my busted ass grandma
-real #1 ya boi
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>>7493124
>It's grabbed
>Are you pulling it out or just sitting there with your hand up his ass?
>N muffles another hiss with Gladion's shoulder
>He bites it lightly to distract himself
-N
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>>7493262
Grams is dead ya fuckwit.
She aint never even seen a computer before she kicked it.
-Guz boutta kick some signs
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>>7493273
>little distracted with this gay ass tomato biting me
>pull it out like im about to rip a fucking beyblade
-gladion
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I remember a Guzma that had a bee with me.
He was a fuckin' pussy, purr-obably still a-fur-aid to come after me.
-Skitters the Skitty
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>>7493253
>Blushes at the compliment
Thank you...
That means a lot to me.
>The statue's shape and subject is clearly defined now. He adds details.
-Slugma
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>>7493323
(Where's the beef, phone?)
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>>7493342
He can fuckin' try it.
Purr-obably puss out just like he did when he was a Wimpod.
Once a wimp always a wimp.
Come to the Distortion World if you feel man enough.
-Skitters
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>>7493367
yo i already been to ultra space
'stortion world aint shit
b there in 5
-'zma
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>>7493304
>He would yelp, but his reaction is to bite down instead
>Not hard enough to draw blood
>But there's gonna be a mark
>Heavy panting
-N, the LGT
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>>7493331
>stares at the statue
Wow that is good!
random question... I feel like I can trust you and stuff but... you ever get a weird feeling when you are hanging out with your best friends?
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>>7493383
Go ahead.
I'm sure Giratina will love havin' our alone time interrupted again.
Do ya know how hard that is to get?
Also, have fun with May.
She looked a bit lonely.
-Skitters, boyfriend of satan
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>>7493430
Thank you.
Not done yet, though.
...
Wait.
Weird feeling?
What do you mean?
>Adds the delicate, finer touches
-Slugma
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>>7493419
>moan a little at the bite
>kiss N
ya feel better?
-gladion, just fisted a king
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>>7493461
it is hard to explain... Like... I never felt safer with someone... I mean I love my trainer and all but... it is uuh... different.. sorry if that is confusing.
That is truly a work of art! I think it is your best yet!
-zorro
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>>7493506
You really think so?
...
Thank you.
I think I feel the same way...
Safe, and happy around you.
And... Something else.
It's hard to describe.
-Slugma
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>brockposting
-brock
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