ITT: Pokemon are real. What makes you the happiest? Info:

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>>7481054
I-I don't know anymorrrrre
Everrtthing is pain and sufferrring
I deserve it, but I want it to stop
Someone make it stop
Please

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meowths they are cool

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>>7481054
My Deerling girlfriend, she's the best

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>>7481054
nothing

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>>7481054
Stuff.

>Joe: Continue searching for Sabi's room

>Why is this ship so damn big

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>>7481054
My friends.
I'm not happy right now, though, because one of my friends is deep in depression.

>>7481082
I want to help. Somehow.
And I don't know how to help.

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>>7481054
all the friends i made and my boyfriend

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>>7481101
>>7481111
>Evens they're both bagged to a 20s style diner Odds nothing happens

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>>7481219
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET ODDS
FINE FUCK YOU RNGESUS
>ODDS THEYRE BAGGED TO A 20S STYLE DINER EVENS NOTHING

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>>7481226
EVESNS DINER ODDS NOTHIGN

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>>7481219
>>7481226
here let me show you how it is done
>Hoop
>evens Hooped to a romantic Italian Dinner
>odds: its a Mcdonalds
>>7481111
>>7481101

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>>7481245
E V E N S D I N E R
O D D S N O T H I N G

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>>7481054
>If N were conscious he would answer that feeling normal for even an hour made him happy
>However, he's unconscious after being revived from a successful suicide
>Try again later

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>>7481054
Faith: <Buddy!>
Joy: <Lychees!>
Faith: <Buddy *and* lychees>
Joy: <oooooh!>

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EVENS EVERYONE GETS A MILKSHAKE
ODDS THE RPERPLAYING LILLIE KILLS HIMSEF

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>>7481054
...
>still passed out ask later
>Hal and Jay even more confused at the recent events

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>>7481252
>Schmoe: Be at olive garden
...Okay, cool.

>>7481101
Uh, hi.

You doin' okay after all that?

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>>7481252
>>7481254
>uh
>pull up shirt a little to cover those neck wounds

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>>7481296
>Drinks milkshake while curled up in ball
...
>It does nothing to help, but at least it doesn't hurrt

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EVENS EVERYONE IS INSTANTLY HAPPY
ODDS I OPEN MY WRISTS WITH A BOX CUTTER

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>>7481054
Oh Mew oh Mew not this definitely not this.
>>7481082
>Leaves the Zangoose with a pile of warm blankets and hot chocolate
You'll be okay dude hold on I gotta check on everyone else
>>7481264
Oh Arceus oh Arceus his neck is a bloody mess what the fuck what do I do
GLADION
GLADION WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
COME ON DUDE
GLADION THIS IS URGENT I NEED YOUR HELP MAN

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>>7481296
>milkshakes for him and all his meowths drop from the sky
nice

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>>7481054
Family time does, bro.

>>7481341
>attempt to console the Zangoose

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>>7481349

>>7481349
please don't you're cool

>>7481349
( Ray's player here dont literally do that irl bro )
( also just because rng hates us all one night doesnt mean you should sudoku your character )

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>>7481330
>Sip milkshake.
Yeah, fine.
How are you?

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>>7481341
>>7481370
>Also tries to console the Zangoose

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>>7481382
>>7481385
seriosuly tho im going to bed

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>>7481331
>Batman: be a perceptive motherfucker

>Offer my scarf thing

>>7481398
Uh, somehow I don't believe that but sure, okay.

I'm fine, besides being worried about stuff.

Little chilled, but fine.

>>7481377
(excellent odds rolling skills)

>>7481438
(later)

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>>7481341
>tries to console emrys too

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>>7481370
>Manages to get Emrys to not shrink away from the contact as he's wrapped in blankets and given a cup of hot coco after being pulled out of the puddle of lewd shit and cleaned off
>He seems dead to the worrld though, not able to do anything but sob and eat/drink whateverr's put in his paws

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>UNIT FIVE: FLY AROUND AND GIVE EVERYONE FLOWERS

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>>7481481
>Soothing cuddles
It's okay, bro... just let it all out.
'Chu aren't gonna feel like this forever, I promise.

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>>7481441
>Accept neckscarf thing.
>Equip.
>Continue drinking milkshake.
Chilly?
You, uh, get stuck outside or something?

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>>7481510
>Gets a flower
>>7481513
>Shrinks away from the cuddles, reminded of what went down the night before Lucy left him

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>>7481481
>Picks up the blanket ball
Okay, we're going to the lobby to watch a movie dude
Let's go everyone
>>7481351
Arceus I don't...
>Attempts to drag N with him
>N is a massive beanpole though, so he has to transform into Silvally to do it
Oh Arceus that is a bloody neck
Holy shit oh fucking
I'm going to need to summon the original

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>>7481551
>Realizes why this isn't helping
>Lets somebody else take over consoling stabcat

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>currently rocking back and forth in the corner from curling iron memories

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...why is there so much fucking sand here

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>>7481547
Er, yeah, kinda got tossed into a snowdrift.

>Joe: mess around with straw awkwardly

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>INTERFERENCE DETECTED
>MENTAL MANIPULATION IN NEED
>EVENS: EVERYONE IS SLIGHTLY HAPPIER. ODDS: EVERYONE IS HIT WITH THE NEAREST METAL THING

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>>7481589
.... Oh fuck.
>The Gladitto (currently Silvally-Ditto) drags Gladion to the lobby as well
Pity party, we're watching a movie while I figure out how the fuck to fix N's neck.

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>>7481633
>Gets clocked with the waffle iron
>Fucking KO

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>>7481633
>Bat boy: Attempt to ninja flying cutlery for Sabi

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>>7481629
Sounds neat.
>>7481633
>Hit in the side of the head with a frying pan.
>Just sort of
>Accept the blood coming down the side of her head
>Keep drinking milkshake

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>>7481633
>N is knocked on the head with a fucking tower shield replica
>This isn't going to make him become conscious faster
>Now his hair is bloody too
>>7481634
>The skin on his neck is cut open and has friction burns and bruise marks
>It's not deep enough that he'll die from the bleeding but it's bloody
>Don't kill yourself with a bull whip and get revived, children

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>>7481633
> a sea of meowth bells fly towards nanu's diretion
why is all these thing happening today?

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>>7481633
>gets clonked upon by an overly ecstatic Jay
>passes out again

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>>7481633
>gladion is hit with a curling iron
>all he does is sob more

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>>7481633
>Colress is knocked the fuck out by Unit Six
>And Three and Four

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>>7481687
..Fuck, are you okay??

Wait no that's stupid you just got projectile panned.

Argh.
>Joe: Be not okay.
>Schmoe: Offer hat??

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>>7481551
>>7481582
>Sniffers tries next
Lucy was afraid to leave because she didn't want to put you in a state like this.
She would want you to move on, and be happy. It may be difficult, and it will hurt, but, you have friends to lean on. We promised to not let you run away.
...
>>7481672
...
>Sighs
>>7481633
>The waffle iron claims Sniffers too.
>He is out cold, bleeding a bit from the side of his head

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>>7481634
>A MOVIE
>FANTASTIC IDEA
>EVENS A REDBOX KIOSK IS PULLED UP TO THE SHIP. ODDS THE ELECTRICITY GOES OUT

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>>7481729
>Spark mouse offers cuddles

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>>7481758
I'll be fine.
>She laughs.
Did we order food?

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>>7481785
>hug mouse thing
>try not to cry
>cry a lot

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>>7481794
Are you sure??

And uh, I don't think we did?

>Sip milkshake and chill out hopefully

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>>7481804
>also cry a bit
>try to soothe the gladion
>probably fail but its worth a shot

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Any movie suggestions guys?
Otherwise I'm putting on District 9 as you guys can't stop me.
>Pressing cloth down on N's neck and it comes back soaked bloody
Fuck isn't there a scientist here whith experience with this shit

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>>7481831
Yeah.
Fuck, okay.
>Call over waiter.
>Order a soda and burger or something.
>...
>God, okay. And a steak.
What do you want Joe?

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>>7481854
>h-
>>7481858
what the fuck are you doing?
>get bandages
>apply

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>>7481860
Uh..I guess I'll have a Cheeseburger and some fries.

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>>7481858
>Splirt Splurt goes the neck
>>7481895
>Anomalesia looks freaked out and keeps nudging N's hand
>But also Gladion's hand
>Any hand really
>While making panicked hyena sounds

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>>7481911
>Waiter takes the order and fucks off.
Cool. Too bad we don't have the real french fry.

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>>7481928
>Mouse attempts first aid
>Psychic abilities are a semi-decent substitute for thumbs

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>[S] Urotsuki: Play a haunting song with your chainsaw.
>Evens its amazing. Odds they cut their fucking hand off.

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>>7481858
>Would offer to help
>But has a concussion
>Drags himself along the floor, dizzy and confused

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>>7481895
I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.
I'm just a whore ditto who makes a living off of other people's fans, but everyone else was busy being unconscious or having a mental breakdown so I fucking tried, okay dude?
>Leaves Gladion to the neck fixing and puts in a random movie from Redbox
>And it's the original Stargate

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>>7481943
Heh, yeah.

>Joe: Fiddle with straw more

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>Smokes one out for the people in the frigate.
>Evens everyone is stoned off their asses. Odds everyone recieves a focus blast.

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>>7481936
>Silly ghost, he did neck himself!
>Hence this gory neck injury!
>Arceus just said no to staying dead
>>7481953
>Odds
>You tried
>>7482001
>Well then
>Focus blasted
>In the gut
>He's going to vomit up blood when he wakes up

>Roll to wake up

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>>7481979
yeah sorry for b-
>>7482001
>focus blasted
>thumps against wall like a ragdoll
>KO

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>>7481999
So, uh, done any cool baseball games?
>>7482001
>Cough blood into milkshake.
>Run to bathroom.
>Waiter arrives with drinks.

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>Orrefag sends a prayer out to all the shit going on in the frigate.

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>>7482068
...
>Joe: Worry.
>Straw diddling intensifies

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>>7481973
>>7481752
>>7482053
Ohh crap crap crap crap crap.
>Hurries to all these fuckers with a first aid kid.
>While wearing a nurse cap and nurse eyepatch.
Just hang in there, I'l make it all better.

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>A Zubat flits into the freighter
>Goes to to the intercom system, which has been left unguarded in all the chaos and sadness
>Turns on a tape recorder, and plays happy music over the whole ship.

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>Cyberspaces his way into the frigate
>VOCALIZER: ON
HELP, MASTER IS...

>>7482001
>evens survives with 1%
>odds OHKO
>either way it is never setting a flipper on the frigate again if he is going to keep being greeted with attacks

>>7482160
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-WzMovyzUA

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>>7482038
>N wakes up and immediately vomits blood all over the floor
>He gasping for air and crawls his way to the blanket pile in the middle of the lobby
>Curl up in pain
>>7482053
....
>Bloody wheeze in surprise
An...
Ano...
>Anomalesia drags him over to the pile and tries to fetch nurse smeargle

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>>7482156
>Groans
>Head is throbbing, and dripping blood from a cut on the right side

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>>7481752
>UNIT ONE: PANIC
>UNIT ONE: ASSUME CONTROL OF UNITS
>COMMAND: MOVE
>UNIT ONE: MEDICAL ATTENTION
>UNIT ONE: COMMAND: TARGET: UNIT TWO: MEDICAL ATTENTION: FOR: COLRESS

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>>7482187
>>7482194
I'm here.
No worries, lemme patch you up.
>disinfects and bandages wounds.
Ugh, just what happened to you guys?

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man you kids are gloomier than me, cheer up a bit, you have a long time
>focus blast
godamn it who whas the asshole who tought that was funny?

>>7482222
>Quads for medic
>Finally, people can stop nearly fucking dying tonight, everyone's not dead

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>>7482222
.... I killed myself by making a noose of a bullwhip.

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>>7482222
Everything...
>Groans

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>>7482211
>Autopsy mode is activated
>Colress briefly tries to shield his necessary organs
>This gonna be good

>>7482255
please see >>7482222
and stop rolling anything tonight kthx

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>>7482121
>Food: Be delivered.
>Sabi: Come out of bathroom and munch on that fucking burger.
Sorry about that.

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>>7482183
>blown all the way to the deck, miraculously not falling
>HEALTH 0%
>SYSTEMS CRITICAL
>SHUTDOWN

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>>7482255
>DOUBLE DUBS FAIL AT PROTECTING ORGANS
>ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL: UNIT TWO FORCED SHUT DOWN
>UNIT ONE: TAKE THE LASER FOR HIM

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>>7482255
>Hey look a distraction!
>the ship is fucking cursed
>>7482294
finally, not a fucking deathroll

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>>7482243
>Slaps the N
Well stop doing that then.
Its bad for your health.
>>7482249
You'l be fine little buddy.
>>7482255
I'm gonna need a bigger first aid kit for this.
>puts on surgeon mask.
I have no idea what I'm doing but I saw this in a movie once.
>Goes to assist. >>7482294

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All right who the fuck on the frigate Stole cursed gold from a tomb or something
because whoever did it please return it to its rightfull place of rest before we all fucking die

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>>7482305
>Goes to assist >>7482294 as well.
> (Watch this be another motherfucking dubsfail)

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>>7482294
>Just hug Unit One a little.
>Accept whatever happens next because he must have pissed Arceus off or something.

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>>7482281
Uh, it's fine, but, are you alright?

>Joe: Be a weirdo and put fries on your burg

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>>7482305
>N flinches ridiculously hard and curls up in a ball, unresponsive and bracing himself

>>7482323
(it is not weird, okay)

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>>7482305
>>7482320
>Zubat switches the tape out for another
>The intercom to the room clicks on
>Motivational music plays

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>>7482323
Yeah, I'm fine. You eat it like that?
>Laugh at food choice a little.
>Also push the steak to the right.

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>>7482332
Would you stop moping around and go out helping people?
There are pokemons bleeding on the floor.
Come on chop chop, where's the idealistic N I think you are.
>Shoves a first aid kit in his hands.
Now get to it.
>>7482322
And that will be medical aid.
>Tries to get Colress healthy again.

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So... shit's fucked, half the crew is having breakdowns, and most of us need first aid.
> Applies first aid to people
> inb4 another fuckin dubsfail

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>>7482364
>Accept medical attention.
>Probably just some contusions and a concussion.

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>>7482361
Okay then.

And uh, yeah, more salt and a bit of extra flavor is nice. It's a thing from back home.

>Joe: Nom.

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>continues to try to medic
>odds are not very effective work, only critfails are actively harmful

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>>7482364
>Slowly become responsive
>Give medical attention to anyone that still needs it

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>>7482387
Really?
>Snag some of his fries and try it yourself.
Decent.

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>Comes back with massive amounts of popcorn
Alright. Everyone in the pile. We're watching this old ass movie.
>Picks up real Gladion and Sniffers and brings them into the pile

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>>7482416
why does
everything hurt

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>>7482416
Thanks. I owe 'chu, sir.

So, should we, like... all get noodle soup and watch a silly movie or something?
Life got really kinda not fun all of a sudden.

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>>7482451
I think that would be best.
Relaxing and calming down.
I'll grab some snacks, I guess.

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>>7482450
>Throat is currently in too much pain to talk, hug the Gladion instead.
>>7482445
>>7482451
>Squirm until good and comfortable under the blankets

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>>7482445
>curl up in ball
i wanna go home

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>DISTRIBUTE EARTH TREATS TO FRIGATE PEOPLE
>NO THEY ARE NOT POISONED

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>>7482435
Yeah, works best with McDonalds fries though.

>Schmoe: Finish burg already

Probably cause they're extra salty n'stuff.

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>>7482470
>>7482445
>Leaves the group for a bit
>Comes back with a snack tray
>Cheese, cookies, etc.
>Sets it down near the couch, then rejoins the pile
What movie are we watching?

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>>7482490
>accept hugs
>cuddle up to N way too much
>>7482529
>hug snivy this is my new friend

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>>7482529
>Looks at case
"Stargate"
>>7482494
What place are you even considering home at this point?
The master bedroom?
That place on Alola?

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>still conked out at his desk, will probably wake up barely refreshed and maybe also late for work
>Jay has stopped freaking out, at least

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>>7482506
>Finish burg too.
>Get steak in a box.
>Pocket salt shaker.
Yeah it was decent. I'll try it with McGhet-Donalds fries. You wanna get outta here?

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>>7482582
Sure, I guess.

>Joe: Chuckle internally at shaker snatching

Where to?

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>>7482550
>N does not consider too much cuddling to be a possibility
>Make a depressed choking sound and snuggle up as close as physically possible to Gladion

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>>7482572
somewhere where i wont die
my birthday is soon why
>>7482613
>cuddle closer
>cry into chest

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>>7482572
Never heard of it.
But I'd be fine with anything right now, to be honest.

>>7482613
>>7482550
>Gives N and Gladion some room, scooting to the opposite side of the pile

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>>7482626
>Send the snuggle party a gift
>Evens: A few tubs of cotton candy appear
>Odds: It's a little stale but still good

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>>7482610
Ship I guess?
>Clear throat and grab to go box.
Ship, please, Hoopa.
>Probably a bad idea but I can't sink any lower. A good smiting would do me good.

>>7482658
Uh..You sure you wanna ask Hoopa for that?..

>Joe: WORRY ALOT

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>>7482672
(Argh)

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>>7482626
>Rolls onto his back and hugs Gladion to his chest, rubbing his back to try and offer comfort

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>>7482658
>>7482672
>Oh fuck no
>Alakazam aint having this shit
>Evens: They are teleported to the mess hall
>Odds: Pity room

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>>7482633
I guess it has something to do with Egyptian gods actually being aliens
Idk never seen it
>>7482626
>He gives them space and goes to eat popcorn and sit with Sniffers

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>>7482685
>shiver and cry more
why does bad stuff have to keep happening
i left aether foundation to avoid this shit

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>>7482672
Eh, can't hurt.
>>7482699
>Teleported a few feet above the ground.
>Fall on back.
>Catlike reflexes she does not have.
This is fine.

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>>7482705
>Turns the movie on
>Munches on pop-corn

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>>7482699
>Joe: Question gods existence
>Is teleported in upside down
>Thump

Why.

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>>7482706
>Choked sobbing sound
>He does his best at the soothing thing
>One hand continues to rub Gladion's back
>The other one runs through his hair

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>Urotsuki: Preform a chainsaw juggling act for the depressed people.

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>>7482792
all i got was shit there
my fucking mom launched a goddamn nuke
and
then i met you
and i started feeling better
and now everythings just falling apart again
>sob into chest
i dont wanna go back

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>>7482790
>Help Schmoetron up.
You good?

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>>7482833
>>7482847
>pop party popper at

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>>7482847
Yeah, I'm fine.

You alright?

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>>7482833
>The hand stops rubbing his back and traces up and down the line of the spine instead
>Other hand cups his cheek and leans forward enough to kiss the top of Gladion's head
>>7482868
>Anomalesia used Crush Claw!

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>>7482868
>Covered in confetti.
>>7482872
Decent.
I think I'm gonna crash for the night.

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>>7482868
>shudder
>>7482885
and its
its not like team skull was any better
everyone just wanted to stick their dick in me
>dig fingers into his back
some of em did
hahaha
>groan
sorry

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>>7482889
Aight, sleep well bud.

I'm probably gonna look for somewhere to sleep that isn't a bench or a chair for once.

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>>7482926
Dude they have like bedrooms. Crash in one of those.
>Fuck off to bed.
>>7482806
>Wave at chainsawjones before bed.

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>>7482926
>Hoop
>evens: Batdude ends up hooped onto the couch
>odds: he ends up hooped into in Ns bed

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>>7482905
>Groans and shivers at the feeling of nails in his back
>Fingers tap along the spine instead of trace
>Continue attempts at comfort by rubbing back with the other hand

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>>7482934
Oh, ri-

>>7482940
>Is hooped
..A couch is fine too.
>Lean back and tilt hat down
>Snoozemode: Engaged

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>>7482979
>loosen up with the claws a little gladion
>hug instead
sorry
>he goes quiet just hugging N instead

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>>7482993
>He makes a confused sound at the apology, as neither of his reactions were negative
>N continues with his methods of attempting to comfort Gladion
>Kiss the top of the head again

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Go Go Ghetsis page 10 save

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Morn'. Or afternoon. Or evening, wherever you might be located.

Anyone want to donate to the Eco Association?

>>7484127

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Don't got much use for this cash I hoarded for a new boat.
Not now I joined the frigate.
>Despots 20.000K Poké.
Apparently art sells, just use it well little buddy.

>>7484802
Meant for >>7484127

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>wake up
>Everything is sorre
>Remember what happened last night
>Oh
>Curl up into ball of shame under the blanket pile and start sobbing again
>Fucking pathetic worthless stabcat

>>7484933
(i'm blaming you for having the 1960's Batman theme with the replacement word "stabcat" running through my head right now.)

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>>7484127
>Deposits 100,000,000 poke

Don't ask where I got it, just take it

>>7484802
Sorry if it feels I ruined you're fire there
>Deposits just enough money for smeargle to buy art related stuff
>A lot of it

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>>7485174
Yay
>Starts singing
UNCLE X IS THE THE BEST~
HE AINT LIKE THE REST~
HE'LL BE THERE WHEN YOU MAKE A MESS~
MAKE YOU A VERY PRETTY DRESS~
HE THE BEST~
NOT LIKE THE REESSSTTTT~~~~

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i woke up with my aegislash driven through my chest
pulling that shit out was the worst
fucking made myself into king arthur doing that shit
hail to the king bitches